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- čas přidán 21. 12. 2020
- In this seasons of good will, what better way to spend Christmas than Jimmy and his atheist views?
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"I don't care if this does look racist I'm getting off this bus..."🤣🤣🤣
What is the context
@@PiyushGupta-bi3sh It's near the end; he said that the above quote is the highest terrorist threat level.
@@PiyushGupta-bi3sh 6:54 "that is a massive rucksack and he doesn't need to be saying his prayers out loud" ^^
If there is no God then what he says makes little difference but if there is a God, he most certainly is doing a lot of damage.
@@jeffforsythe9514 So we’re safe then.
Absolutely love this guy. Leaves no religion untouched.
@Alle Warten Auf Mich Underrated comment 😂
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yes, atheist religion has religious rituals like islame, prayers like islame, prophets and miracles like islame. For example, when a pdf file atheist man wants to be woman, he prays to prophet richard dorkins, and then, _instantly,_ he becomes bilogical female. It's a miracle alHAMduli Lah!
@@MilitantAntiAtheism LOL
Total BS.😆
@@MilitantAntiAtheism just WAT
The fact that most of these people are laughing at these jokes gives me faith in humanity
Haha faith
Oh no I just didn’t know how much it would cost to get you to get a hold of me you know I don’t have to go back here and get it for you to do
Should give u faith in God
@@zenix1561 Nice try, but leave the jokes up to Jimmy.
@Chris Broome not a joke lol
I'd like to hear the jokes Jimmy won't say on television!
Over the phone?
Finding God is a very difficult but rewarding task. It appears to me that atheists are just quitters and are so happy when they find other quitters. "I am quite amazed by how so many Americans quit seeking God so soon"....................Abe Lincoln.
@@jeffforsythe9514 what's the point in believing in God?
@@jeffforsythe9514 Which god?
@@jeffforsythe9514 Thankfully, I've already found Odin.
"if I get hold of that Jimmy Carr, I'm gonna bloody well forgive him" 😂
Jimmy Carr is a legend
No he isn't. He's real
@@zapkvr 🤣🤣🤣
Legend in your own mind not mine
He is an idiot
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That reincarnation joke was 🔥🔥🔥
I didn't understand
@@madarauchiha1555 I don't either. Maybe he's waiting for a... comeback. ;)
@@stevetennispro I see what you did there...
@@madarauchiha1555 6:04
@@madarauchiha1555 Because they believe in reincarnation so they could come back many times to terrorize. Get it?
If only everyone was atheist.. imagine how better the world would be.. so much more peace.. so much less delusion.
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@@thatboyjackk Atheism is not a religion. Atheist religions exist.
@@Antiriad2097 What?
Not necessarily. We would have found different set of reasons to fight over.( I'm atheist )
If everyone was an atheist it would mean total delusion. God and I have a wonderful relationship, do not give up so easily........................Falun Dafa
That was a very valid point about Scientology versus other religions. Yeah because one's more legitimate than the other...
@Michael Lochlann
Atheism and their woke nonsense is hardly anything to boast about. I mean you atheists don't believe in good and evil, then of course you forget what you believe in and go and call something an act of evil. You don't even understand what you claim to believe in.
@@leehighland5435 "You atheists"? You don't even understand/know the meaning of the word...
Look up the definition of Atheism before you try to argue. Atheism is not a belief system! There aren't any rules.
You believe there aren't any deities? Well you are an atheist then. That is literally all that is "required" to be an atheist.
Well, there're levels to ridiculousness, ain't there?
Other people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jimmy Carr: 𝙃𝙪𝙝-𝙝𝙪𝙝!
Other people: exhale.
Jimmy Carr: inhale.
hate his fake laugh
It's more of a
Audience: hahaha
Jimmy: ahahah
They pause a lot annoying af
If I get hold of that Jimmy Carr, I'm gonna bloody well forgive him.
@dale Did you even watch the video
This is how you do "offensive humour" it's genuinely funny. Not just hate shielded by comedy.
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Well stated!
Jimmy holds the audience hostage.
Stockholm seems nice this year
Some of them were NOT laughing, and that was funny.😅
how long will it take for all of humanity to put this fad of religion to bed , humanity should really grow up
Every person has a religion tho..
@@jerkyburger nope.
@@jerkyburger
I haven't.
@@anhbayar11 so you have absolutely no ideas or opinions about the origin of the universe or the meaning of life?
@@Rob-fc9wg so you have absolutely no ideas or opinions about the origin of the universe or the meaning of life?
Greatest, the man who took standup to another level...👌👌👌👌
He IS really good, but not at the level of Rowan Atkinson.
Rowan is the true master! :)
I always thought that was Russel Peters?
You mean "stole Bob Monkhouse's act and added swearing"?
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How am I only discovering this now.. Marvellous! 😂👏
He's wrong about Genesis, Phil Collins is an excellent drummer.
@Ol’ Yeller Agreed
Sadly he cant drum anymore!
Turn it on again... turn it on turn it on... turn it on turn it on again....
Of course, it's just for comedic effect🙄
Most things he says are not his views, have not happened etc. They are jokes
@@livb6945 I understand it's just a joke. I guess my sense of humor is too subtle since my comment was in jest as well, but Phil Collins is an excellent drummer for sure.
Now, that's a proper stand-up comedian. Well not proper... But Great.
Properly great. : >
LMFAO
Everyone here is wrong.
Perfect is the correct word
Finding God is a very difficult but rewarding task. It appears to me that atheists are just quitters and are so happy when they find other quitters. "I am quite amazed by how so many Americans quit seeking God so soon"....................Abe Lincoln.
@@jeffforsythe9514 it amazes me that religion still has such a grip on society , we have a long way to go as a species
Great stuff!
On this note: merry Christmas everyone!
I’m American and JC (funny coincidence there) isn’t so big in this country because he is so British culture. I like him.
JC V JC?
No he is an Irish
@@khaleddekar2188 dont be silly. Hes British ,English ( but also holds Irish citizenship)
Hellooooo
For some reason, Jeremy Clarkson came to my mind before Jesus Christ
A benevolent zombie. Lolllllll
Amazing!
Merry Christmas Jimmy and everyone!!!
Merry Christmas to you
@लोकायता what? lmao
great idea: release this right before christmas 🤣
Great!
Merry Christmas ! /. From Sweden 🎄
Gold, encore please.
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
Enjoyed every second .
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This is my favorite Jimmy Carr clip.
"You can't see him, but you've offended him, and he loves you" Good luck with that.🤣🤣✝️
Great jokes. Have the merriest Christmas, Mr. Carr.
This guy’s funny. We need many more atheist comedians imo.
You mean like:
Billy Connoly
Ricky Gervais
Bill Burr
Lewis Black
David Cross
Jim Jefferies
Bill Hicks (R.I.P)
George Carlin (R.I.P)
Dara O'Briain
etc. etc.
Master of Dirty Jokes
Well done.
I've got to disagree with you. Phil is a great drummer. (Lyricist, hit or miss, but great drummer.)
Agreed but I totally wasn't expecting that punchline so still laughed ;)
Bill Bruford is WAY better.
My favorite part from the Book of Genesis was when they made fun of those televangelists. Really great song! =D
4:49 So was that woman walkng out in disgust or just going to the toilet? I'd really like to know!
Would love some newer material
Brilliant
I Love your comedy Jimmy .. Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas fellow commenters 🎄 🎉 stay safe, stay happy ☺✨
Jimmy... you are amazing
Seen this already last year. Comedy gold but give me something new man !
i support this
Odin is actually totally ok with this heresy. ✌
Oh I love this lmao
I stopped believing in ghosts at 13 years old.
I think that’s “work our way down...”
Less religion = more peace
Atheism is a religion too.
@@rl7012no, it isn’t. 🤦♂️
@@ASDvegatheist Atheism is a religion and veganism is a religion too.
He couldn't get away w these jokes in America lol
Sure he could. What, you think he'd be arrested? Beaten up after the show? There are plenty of Americans who would pay to see Jimmy Carr if he came to their city.
George Carlin and Bill Hicks did so I see no reason why Jimmy wouldn't.
@@triplehelix4700
Correct. And Jimmy would seem like a boy scout compared to those guys.
Bob Monkhouse did and Jimmy just uses his act.
Jesus want you
Atheism is a sign of intelligence and I am glad to see that Jimmy is very intelligent.
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All being an atheist is is just have a realistic mindset 😭
@@theimaginist4577 exactly
What a corny comment, atheism is not some intelligence, it’s just basic awareness and being realistic, clutching to it as some “very” intelligence seems just as absurd as having a religious or spiritual belief. It really amazes me the mental gymnastics some people will do run self narratives for themselves.
I had a dwarf friend who drank in the smallest pub in the world............The Thalidomide Arms.....................
Finally a funny comedian
Whom tells it how it is
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That guy dude 😂🙈😎awesome i just say im romanian and still lounging like a donkey 😂😂😂😂
Makes ya proud to be British hahaha
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I love these jokes
JIMMY ur fucking gold love from Canada
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0:58 hey I think I know that dude irl! Either that or they look very similar
😂😂 rispect++++
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His greatest threat may be, not jihadists, but American fundamentalists.
Ikr, today's libtards are out of control.
@@JustinCase-em6ql you said it Sister!
Woke assholes
@@kensington1199 absolutely.
@@kensington1199 what is "woke " exactly can you explain the term and what is wrong with it ? Cheers
As an Ex- Muslim I wish comedians could make a joke about Islam and Muhammad!
Probably not safe💀
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Atheist here, love it
Genius,! 😂
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Me: *religious*
Also me: *laughs*
Question, what car does Jimmy carr have?
With the jokes he usually tells I'll guess he drives some kind of *race* car.
Probably an older model of a carr
A Porsche Carr-era.
Sorry I’ll see myself out
Nope, he has a GMC . . . . . JIMMY!
Mini
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When jesus comes back from the made up!
But he's real .
@@luccianoblock5127 Why? Why is he real? How do you know that he's real? Because you believe it?
Nope. Blind faith doesn't make something real. Belief doesn't equal reality because you want it to. The REAL WORLD doesn't work like that. Prayer is horseshit too. Doesn't work in reality either. Wishing something to be true doesn't make it true. Weird that that needs to be explained to someone over 6 years old. Grow up.
@@johncee853 also prayer is just a nice thing to do like praying for animal that died for you and acknowledge it before eating it.
@@luccianoblock5127 no, he isn't, he never was, and he never will be!
@@luccianoblock5127 I agree with you 👍 He is real. There's proof in the Bible. There's proof that we are in the last days and that he is coming back soon.
667th like.. because, not today, Satan!
"Sechs, Sechs, Sieben - wo ist die letzte Sechs geblieben?"
@@bitzibaerlie 666 is Evil, the number of the Beast. Donald Johann Drumpf
The u.k. gets it man hahaha
👏👏👏
I wish I had a better english to understand this!
Keep watching these and you will improve. British comedy played a big role in me learning the language as well, particularly when it comes to dialects (of course, Jimmy Carr talks proper English without a dialect, so he is a good start).
As a Christian I'm dying
See you in three days? In fact it's tomorrow! 🤞
@@EverybodyIsDeadDave what was in 3 days?
@@ploppyjr2373 probably the recerection (or Easter).
@@hallie8252 oh lmao
i would at all the jokes so everyone had to stay seated for hours on end, lol, bring me some water thanks lol
LMFAO
Is it me or did the audience sound like a sound machine lol
Jesus want you
Has anyone ever thought about replacing the bible in hotel rooms with the koran or scientology literature.
Or “The God Delusion”
...or removing those completely
Put a kindle with thousand of books so everyone can pick they favorite fiction story.
@Michael Lochlann Be careful, the body can only ingest so much sh!t!
@@anothermike4825 tru
The Brummies are sluggish tonight.
American here. A Brummie is a native of Birmingham, correct?
@@hyacinthlynch843 that's correct.
And as a Brummie, I can say that we are often like that :D
@@ohtheforlanity3205
😂 LOL!
I'm a christian and I am not offended by every comedians religious joke.
That means your delusional belief is more psychologically unhealthy than most in the 21st century
7:03 😂
My brain:" is there God really?"
God:" Curiosity is sinful, you are not.allowed to ask about God"
My brain:" but it was you who created me, you gave me.the.brain that think and a curious brain"
Actually God gave us free will so your definitely allowed to ask that question... It's what you do after hearing the answer that is the issue...
@@MoveLegacies free will doesnt exist
@@MoveLegacies Do we have free will in heaven?
@@MoveLegacies Nah.
@@MoveLegacies True its like Adam & Eve God warned them but they still got fooled by the devil.. But at the end its God who forgives them....
When i was a kid i had an imaginary friend and i used to think he moved everywhere with me & i cud talk to him & he cud here me & that he cud grant me wishes & stuff ...and i grew up...😂😂😂
Religion ends is the last stage of evolution.
So chimps?
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We can only thank God for these jokes..
I'd like to hear Jimmy making fun of Islam and Muslims. :)
writes a lot of frankie boyles material funny how theyr,e laughs are so similar.
😯
A very talented...........tax evader!
Tax avoider*
It was legal.
Well obviously he learnt that from his imaginary friend
The church don’t pay taxes either tbf
Who? Jimmy or the church?
A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." --Atheism and Nihilism in a nutshell.
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Enjoy the fire jimmy.!!!
Most sane christian
God created humour. She cannot be offended
She?
@@jhonvoyage2564
Yes, the old woman in the sky with the long white beard.
@@hyacinthlynch843 She only recently started identifying as such...
@@hyacinthlynch843 yes lol
@@jhonvoyage2564*it
There is no God.😂
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i'm a Christian atheist, i worship both man-made doctrine and God
wtf that suppose to mean
@@HarinderSingh-dy7pg
It means he doesn't know what the word atheist means.
@@hyacinthlynch843 He is atheist but dont know history & scriptures...
@@jefketheboss4009
If you worship God you're not an atheist.
@@hyacinthlynch843 Do you understand sarcasme? Thats what he going for.... I bet he knows history and thats why he said that....
The lefties will have this guy cancelled if possible
I found him by looking up comedians SJWs hate. How much SJWs hate a comedian is a decent measure of how good the comedian is.
He is left wing...
I'm a lefty, and a huge fan. I don't assume You are married to a close relative, so you shouldn't paint groups that you don't belong to with a broad brush. Most people on the left and the right understand that these are just jokes.
@@unicyclist97 it doesn’t matter what his political leaning is, it won’t stop cancel culture trying to cancel him. He wouldn’t be the first left wing the lefties have attacked.
@@eshim3961 you show yourself to be a lefty making nonsense assumptions about a total stranger as you tell that stranger he can’t make factual statements about a known public political group.
So by your nonsense belief you can assume I’m not married to a relative without any evidence that I am or am not but I can’t state what cancel culture lefties do. Listen to yourself you are 🧠🧼🤖🤪
Do not respond again.
Must be nice to be sure about things you don't honestly know
Why, what do you know for sure?
That the Bible been made by hundreds of years later than the alleged Cheesus died? Or donkey can talk?
@Jonathan Jollimore are you _sure_ the sun will rise tomorrow? Must be quite nice...
description typo :)
Wow never heard of this guy ..he was brilliant ...like a george carlin .