3 SCARY GAMES #67
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Ronald committed a Sponge Massacre in a Quiet Basement! It's 3 Scary Games!!
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Quiet Basement ► princealisaga.itch.io/quiet-b...
Sponge Massacre ► triple-dev.itch.io/sponge-mas...
Ronald ► ssgames.itch.io/ronald
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted - Hry
![Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/22tVWwmTie8/mqdefault.jpg)
"Your body was found nine days later"
Like they had that fucking house surrounded how did it take 9 days
You really ignoring “police decided not to interfere with the sponge,” aren’t you?
Nah the police ignoring that they have him outnumbered by sending one guy in
@@agnomymous2198 I’m just saying that the phrase “police decided not to interfere with the sponge” is hilarious
The sponge's last stand took that long.
Duh! "Magic!" how else?
Mark's approach to horror games reminds me of my grandma. She was afraid of snakes. So when she saw one on her back porch she chased after it with a broom while yelling " get away from me "
oh the poor noodles :joy: ROFL. I hide from spooders, too scared to chase them with brooms. (I also don't own a broom, so it'd be a swiffer... which is hilarious to envision.)
Get away from me!
*Chases snake*
"You're in my personal space!" While still advancimg
my gramma did this to...
i was doing a prank on her wearing this scary gas mask costume...
i put ng phone in the mask cuz i had a voice modulator...
scared her so much
"Get Away from me!!!!!"
i didn't realize that we were in the kitchen, she was chopping some apples...
longer story short she almost stabbed me... i didnt even know she could even run that fast...
i almost died and i love my gramma for being such a great sport...
@@bishoukun i set my arm on fire trying to kill a spider. Lysol and match kinda works but can backfire.
the reason ghosts irl don't kill people is because then they'd be ghosts and that'd be really awkward
Absolutely. If I got turned into a ghost by a ghost, I'd spend eternity haunting the ghost that killed me. Jerk.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 is it really haunting a ghost if you’re a ghost too? Sounds more like ghost assault to me
@@largeboi4678 "On this episode of ***Ghost Stalkers***..."
(The verb "to haunt" is defined as "visiting habitually or appearing frequently to." By the latter option, it's possible? Maybe?)
@@benjaminoechsli1941 appearing frequently to? Shit, guess I’ve been haunting my family
what if in ghosts point of view we are the ghosts and in our view they are the ghost so it just keeps going back and forth and when ghosts attack theyre just being really brave and trying to get rid of their ghost which is us
Honestly I’d love to see Mark in a horror movie. Like he doesn’t get a script so he just acts like how he’d act in a horror game.
📷 say cheese
Prank wars
@@astmobile5401 I don’t speak Japanese 👁👄👁
@@snethies I think thats chinese... 😭
@@astmobile5401 sorry bot, I can’t read Asian characters
Therapist: "Ken Markiplier isn't real he can't hurt you...."
Ken Markiplier:
I believe you mean Keniplier
Yeah I know, absolutely terrifying
Spooky!!!
We’re so close to three scary games number 69
Put in some effort instead of this
Markiplier: has a fear of mannequins
Cloak: ah yes, *mannequin Mark*
Oh god no please
And I hate it.
No thanks buddy
Don't like
It just makes you wonder what kind of things the fans can and would to that mannequin... it's scary the amount of possibilites
AHH classic markiplier fear is a mannequin.XD
what if it was an april fools joke
*30 Minutes of Markiplier convincing himself he is stronger than an artificial shadow in a video game*
SILENCE BOT
@Gus The Chinese words say: sexy girls x1000 times
@@nagger.1984 that’s not Chinese, it’s Japanese Jana and hirigana
It goes on for 30 mins?
@@xanderrob5410 oh yes
"You broke the water" reminds me of "why is there ceiling on the blood?"
Yeah well I was hoping for a Who reference with the "Silence will fall" statement :)
I like that immediately after getting into Spongebob Massacre, Mark and Seán both starred shooting randomly.
I LITERALLY came to the comments to ask who else watched seam play this😂😂😂😂
@I LOVE EVERY SINGER no
@I LOVE EVERY SINGER naw man your a bot that’s farming for stuff and I will report you😊
@@JayyStillPlays not cool bruh
@I LOVE EVERY SINGER imagine asking for free likes when you could just actually make a good creative comment and earn them yourself, this is the equivalent to those dumb “100K SUBS WITH NO VIDEOS?!?!?” channels
"This water's kind of thick!" -Markiplier, Drinker of Corn
"alexa, call me Daddy"
"i'm sorry, i could not find a father figure in your contacts"
"WELL, you see about *that*"
@@nikolashumphrey-howell2478 *redacted music starts playing*
Ah yes you are both right i will not mention the real name of the very funny and memorable [REDACTED] video good times those were
@@The_Capo_of_C.B.I We do not speak the name. Silence brother. Memento Mori
@FᴜᴢᴢʏTᴏᴋᴏʏᴀᴍɪ scp 152019 - A series of videos created by 2 youtubers, and the wife of one of said youtubers. The videos constantly remind the viewer about the limited time life offers. Those who have witness 152019, show sadness whenever they are reminded of it. They are not sad because of the constant reminders of death, but because the videos are no longer existent. Though safe, all evidence of 152019 must be reported and destroyed. Those who reupload or have downloaded the videos have reported dreams of a never-ending spiral and hallucinations. They repeatedly hear the phrase: [REDACTED]. Anyone who reuploads these videos should be permanently banned from the internet.
I feel like when mark is 65 and still doing this, he is gonna get jumpscared and just die of a heart attack or sum
@@pkamble9041 what the fuuuuuuu
I hate to break it to you kid but i doubt he'll still be making youtube videos at that age
That's his funeral plan.
He already survived a heart attack, literally
@@HarlequinHeart16 r/whooosh
Plankton: "screams in agony"
Mark: Peace was never an option.
Honestly the gunshot seems like it was done as an attempted mercy killing
I'll always love how Mark's response to scary things is terrified aggression.
Lmao ikr
YELL WHEN IM *N E R V O U S”*
He will always fear the sound haahahahwheehahahgebhebfhhyayahwwhhhhhehhhhahehehehfhhahhwhheheh
"We will NoT hAvE a PRobleM IF YOU DONT DO IT!!!!!"
@@BoomBoomSoup What video was that from? I can't remember.
Markiplier shooting a gun rapid fire and yelling *"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP"* is always going to be hilarious.
I expected a commenter but it was you DIO!
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
JOTARO
DIO
Oh?
I love how Mark actively says "E" now. :>
"i'll come for you in the night"
i think that was a bit of marks inner darkiplier showing
13:16
does anyone else know what he said there
@@lancealot1235 I think he might have said something similar to “Ahh! Just shut the f up!” In a high frightened voice from an evil, laughing and attacking spongebob.
Imagine being a ghost or a demon, and this person you’re trying to scare or kill isn’t cowering in fear instead he’s screaming “I’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT” or “COME AT ME BITCH”
haha, you'd be surprised at how often this happens.
@@theguardian4964 how do you know it happens often?
@@catatomic4376 cause they do it everynight.
@@twinedblayze I am the demon 😐
@@theguardian4964 yeah its really creepy when they do that
I love the Lixian lore. He's just like, "hey man can I add some stuff at the end" and Mark goes, "oh sure go for it 👍" I love it
I really hope this starts to tie into actual Mark lore, if he allows it. Maybe it's always been that way... we'll just have to keep watching. 👀
Why does your name reminds me so much of mine?
@@bubblegum1993 because its the same😎
@@bubblegum1993 gee I don't know 🤔😂
And i hate you
Mark: looks like someone flipped the table in rage
Me: remembers mark flipping his chair in getting over it
Shut up bot
That wasn't a flip that was a yeet.
13:18 is everyone else not going to talk about how Spongebob's laugh sounded like he's old, on drugs, or just had too much to eat while laughing. It sounded weird and funny at the same time.
"If I flash him will he go away?!"
-Markiplier 2021
I feel sad whenever I think of bl3. I was such a fool to think it could rival bl2 or even come close.
Pretty sure he has said this quote since 2012 lol
I agree, although we are talking a out flashing clowns right now. Ronald just saw some Big Macs.
ABOUT*
There goes my idea
Everyone else in a horror movie: *trying to be smart and escape*
Mark in a horror movie: iM hErE cOme At mE bItCh!
Every girl in horror movies:
Be pretty much naked and trip and stumble and when the killer is breaking through the door just sit on the floor staring at the door instead of running away.
@@MattRob1c Every black guy in horror movies: damn guess i’ll die first
@@thatstockimageguy1067 haha
Key word *trying* to be smart
As long as it's content
Him saying “ come at me , do it, come at me b**** ..”and then being scared is literally my approach to life
"Hoping he's not around this corner"
Ronald McDonald: I take that as a challenge
Mark doesn’t have a fight or flight response, it’s just “I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”
Ah yes the fight or fight response
@Nj Jakaria shuy
@Nj Jakaria ah yes, this is definitely hot girl site and not scam site to steal my credit card number and personal information 🌟 🧚♀️ ❤️
But... thats the *fight* part...
his response is flight and t h e n fight
“I’ll come for you in the night!”
“I will destroy them.”
“I’m here, Bitch! Come at me!”
Mark’s channeling his inner Doom Slayer
To fight his nightmares
@@damgaronfire You speak
Omg I love the slayer💕💕💕
He's not trapped in basement with the entity, the entity is trapped in there with him!
@@TheEmeraldSword04 😂😂😂😂
"You broke the water"
Pipe: my disappointment was immeasurable and my day is ruined
Mark saying "I'll come for you in the middle of the night" is both hilarious and scary cause just imagine your in the same house as Mark and then all of a sudden while your trying to escape, you just hear "I'LL COME FOR YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!" XD-
Turns out he *was* the monster after all.
6:23 "I've been known to *dial-up tone*"
Monsters in Horror Games: **exists**
Markiplier: UNO REVERSE, I WILL COME FOR YOU AT NIGHT!!!
Lixian and Markiplier are evolving together
Lixian is getting even better on editing
Mark is getting even more handsome and funny
It's the perfect duo
@Nathan Dorfman hee hoo is the ultimate phase of evolution
Hhh
@Nathan Dorfman true. truly a being which is better than all of us
Remember when Mark always sounded and looked like he was hyped up on a _lot_ of caffeine? I can’t say I miss it.
@@saladfish5 Ok salad fish
Normal People when they get jumpscared : "AAAHHH"
Markiplier : " *I'll come for you in the night!!* " (9:20)
Standart way of desposing a threat
“And it is midnight, so I can come for anyone I want”
This is the only correct way to deal with primordial threats!😁👍
Kinda funny how you have YT in your name even though this is CZcams. Like posting "I use Twitter" in a tweet lmao
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
the “don’t look back” and then looks back reminds me of Joy of Creation basement... good times.
"Uhhh, this is; Officer Iplier, requesting backup: Immediately..."
Mark is the type of person who stalks his stalker
stalker x stalker on webtoon right there
@@aliyahkeller9956 *no.*
Wouldn't that make the stalker the same kind of person because they are following there stalker.
@@govanahkwoemoe194 my mind is gone......
@@scoobydoobydoopp Yes, it's a good read!
Mark: Literally plays any horror game that isn't popular worldwide
CZcams: Ah yes, FNAF
Wym?
@Fleshgod Jackal_666 Joe didnt see that in the description
@@igottathirdleg
it’s prolly cause of the Cloak promo in the beginning of the video lmao
@@cruiser1010 joe mama
@@igottathirdleg
wow
Been doing a 3 Scary Games marathon and have now just finally caught up......
I really don't know how I survived 67 straight videos of jumpscares.
Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha
I salute ur hard work sir, im doing it as well
Ronald: "You should have just tried the Big Mac, Mark."
Seeing mark with his new haircut makes him look 10 years younger
FR i feel like i’m back in 2019 again
@@ifuckedyourdad709 I had to check the date twice to make sure it wasn't an old video
@@ifuckedyourdad709 that not far back bruh yes
@We Vibin yes :(
@We Vibin He looked fab with longer hair, much younger.. he looks a lot older with his hair short. A shame.
The spongebob ending is so funny to me, like there were so many people outside, but they still found your body nine days later
Spongebob consumed your body and it took 9 days for his bowel movements to commence
2:46
Mark: Don't make a sound.
Also Mark: WILL FALL!
Mark: *Plays horror game*
Henry: BORF!
I love how in all horror games the protagonist is wearing glass stiletto heels
Ikr?
And flashlights have less range than a birthday candle. That's a fun one too.
and they find the time to patiently read hidden notes after running from a murderer
And they run slower than most people walk
@@V0ID_X5 god, phasmophobia is so bad with the "sprinting" lol
Let's just appreciate the dedication he has taken for 3 scary games for so long.
Yeah exactly he's been doing this from 2018 or 2019 maybe? It's been 3 years but he's still here uploading them, one of my favorite series on the channel ngl.
@@grimreaper2680 ikr it's my favorite too alongside The Forest
He's at 200 by now
@@grimreaper2680 i like this series especially if it's edited by Lixian. plus he showcases indie horror games that are otherwise overlooked by many
25:44
I would legit have a heart attack if I turned the corner, dead of night, to have Ronald McDonald just go "Hello!"
Thx Lixian for editing this video I appreciate it!
*gets jumped scared while picking up a key*
Mark: “AHH! I’LL COME FOR YOU! I’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT!”
Monster: “... Wait am I being hunted or is he being hunted by me?”
Confusing yet interesting
Mark:"Always has been."
It's like he became a demon every time he got scared lmao
He said it while i Was reading this XD
Dun dunn duuuuu
"If a monster ever does approach me, I will fight it."
- Mark "Totaly not a Masochist" Fischbach
In all fairness I would also fight a monster if it came at me
He just likes to play DooM
hey mark, i just wanted to thank you for being my comfort even when i’m in the worst of places. i love you.
Me sitting in my grandmas janky ass 100 year old basement that’s frighteningly similar to the basement in the game and is famously haunted in the family :) this is fine
Imma join ya bud.
be right there :)
So similar 😳
I like when Mark just says something that sounds like a sentence but is actually a bunch of random somewhat connected words that fit the situation.
But we all understand because we’ve gotten used to it by now
@@paigeorr3766 yes we have all learned the language of markiplier
@@belkat5666 but does he even know what he is saying half the time? It really doesn't seem like it to me.
ey sometimes your will think somthing...but if ur constant terror your brain gonna just throw wat it wants to out there how it wants to(like that for instance lol)
@@kyutogreywolf4292 I still have yet to get past his bird call out of terror at 6:20. But yeah that makes sense.
Mark: “Maybe I could just flash him and get it over with”
Me: “Scare the monsters away with your man boobs”
maybe finish the video before posting many comments lmao
Don't you mean mommy milkers?
@@raindrop5243 yep. the big mommy milkers that everyone wants-
like corpse-
You're the most unfunny comment yet
y'know if mark flashed anybody, it would do the opposite of scaring them away haha
Mark: You broke the water: My mind: Hehe...the demon's water broke.
20:02 MY EYES, MY EYEEEES!
I'd love to see a horror game where it turns out you're the villain the whole time and just didn't know it until the end.
I don’t remember names or anything but I know Mark’s played a few like that before.
he played a game called calm time a fairly long time ago. dont escape 3 and the deep sleep trilogy are a bit of a stretch but still fit the bill and ill take any opportunity to recommend scriptwelder games. thats all off the top of my head 😔
Yess! I was thinking this whilst he was playing the basement. I've been thinking about making a game for a while, though I'm not all that experienced with 3D game development, but this would be a great concept. I'd love it if mark ended up playing it on 3 scary games too lol
There's a game called Evil Inside that is just like that, but it's pretty bad though... I personally see it as a poorly made copy of P.T
there are so many like that
3 scary games? More like 30 minutes of constant heart attacks...
Yess XD
That’s why there the best lmao
32, thank you very much
Compared to At Dead of Night, these are a cake walk. 😅
Am I the only one who loves to watch them at night before I go to bed lol
6:09 the way he "screamed" made me choke on my tea
And the fact it was cut off made it funnier
15:05
Revenge of the Flying Dutchman car model.
This game loves using models from old games.
Horrific Nostalgia.
I find it incredibly wholesome Mark can tell which of his dogs is barking-
You don't have pets, right? Well, I'm sure you can tell which of your parents is yelling at you, or siblings, or whatever XD I'd be utterly disappointed in him if he couldn't
When you have pets you just know, I have 2 birds of the same breed and I know who is screaming and who isn't.
I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. I can tell which dog is barking and which cat is meowing. I can also tell who is walking through my house by the sound of how they walk or the sound of their steps. It's just something that kind of happens.
Yea it’s kinda weird how when you live with a pet for awhile you can tell apart your pets by the tone of their meow or bark
Technically Henry is Amy's dog, but yeah it's pretty cool.
It deeply irritates me that the guy who made Sponge Massacre spelt Mr. Krabs with a C
And an apostrophe
Who spells mr. crabs with a c?
Cr. Krabs.... Has a ring to it
SAME
@@jessemcqueen6702 how do you even pronounce that? XD
That was probably the creepiest SpongeBob SquarePants indie horror game I ever saw. 😂 Plankton was being tortured. 😂
"Plankton was being tortured 😂"
@@janelle9998 😭😭💀
17:55
Spongebob: HI how are ya
Mark:
“Exactly this hard!”
Wow. He punched me straight into an advertisement.
Perfect timing
He punched me into a Geico ad
The ad i got after that said that there were no monsters so im mildly concerned about how well it fit
Mine some food delivery service I think
I got punched into a bokksu Japanese sweets box ad
Barber: what do you want
Mark: 2008 boy band
Barber: say no more fam
Mark : I hope hes not right around this corner
Ronald : *High pitched demonic laughing*
27:03 don’t try it, I got a lifetime ban from my local McDonald’s for trying that
Hehe bonk
Markiplier: "EXACTLY THIS HARD!!"
*proceeds to punch the screen and knock me straight into an ad at 500mph*
Didnt get an ad
Guess im lucky
I died reading this
SAME I GOT AN AD TOO-
I got Animal Crossing and some kind of War add
I got a multiplayer horror hunting game. I guess smth like deceit or dbd. Very fitting lol
No ones gonna talk about Mark's fantastic talent of looking at 2 places the same time
The advantages of concurring 4/20 mode
Or his haircut
and lixian at the end
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Thats what most call editing
Mark: *sees plankton crying in pain*
Mark : *bing bong*
Mark, thank you for continuing to produce these. Although it’s your job and your doing it to make money, you’ve brought me hours upon hours of laughs and scares and ultimately enjoyment over the years. Three scary games is why I started watching your channel and I’ve been a huge fan ever since! Keep up the awesome work bro!!!
Therapist: Barbie Doll Mark isn't real, he Cannot hurt you.
Barbie Doll Mark: Looking at me through my room window at the 2nd floor
barbie markiplier is outside your window on the 30th floor
that was the only intro that has managed to unnerved me
@@spongethugger at that point you just Yeet yourself out the other window, cuz there's no hope, u can't out run an eldritch horror that can come to meet you at the 30th floor
Last night I saw a man watching me sleep through my window.
Would have been increasingly less scary if I didn’t live on a boat
@@ieatknees8830 last night someone told me they’d kill me if I told anyone about him talking to m-
Mark: •sees random man wiggling as a shadow•
Mark: Dad. z O o K s
he groov
It's gadzooks, not dad zooks, it's a very old expression of surprise. It's a contraction of the phrase "god's hooks" which refers to the nails on the crucifix
@@skystygian to be fair, God’s hooks is still a very weird thing to say when you’re surprised.
he vibey
@@peepock7796 true
*people talking about how at a jump scare or when Mark said something funny they started choking on there water Meanwhile me who just takes on sip of a water and starts choking vigorously for literally no reason*
That damn spongebob and Ronald game gave me more goosebumps then any recent horror game and I dont understand why.
Mark:E
The internet:He did it... he did the thing
He did the funni thang
The time stamp, hand it over
@@unknownunknownfreak3209 12:16
I'd just like to think that if a ghost attacked mark he'd just run straight towards it and scream "I CAN TALK YA! YA THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, YOU AIN'T SPECIAL" and then proceed to scream like a baby when it actually starts coming towards him
u made me laugh so hard that desuves a sub
I think the notion of an infinitely repeating basement that is slightly different each time is quite frightening. Oh and I forgot the unknown force trapped behind a wooden door
21:21 because they were on sale and you ended up buying about 1 of everything in the store as well. So many tools!
Plankton: *Screaming in pain*
Mark: Hey Plankton
Plankton: Ay Mark! anyways- *Screams of the eternal pain*
If I recall, Mark has played that game already and in that playthrough Mark had joined him in the screaming, so atleast it's not a lonesome eternity.
Jacksepticeye has played the spongbob game as well.
"SILENCE WILL FALL"
Suddenly we're in a Doctor Who horror game.
YES! I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!
INDEED! I just came here to find that exact comment. Also. King klaus huh?
omg i was literally thinking that
Good to see so many Whovians here!
I was thinking that as well, and when in the second game Mark also said 'It looks bigger on the inside then it did on the outside', that was a doubled amount of smile for me.
Mark: " Ahhh you broke the water "
Also mark : " I feel bad about that? "
Mark: I've been known to...
Also Mark: makes inhuman sound*
Me: come again?
in ronald’s defense, all he was doing was preventing people from breaking in and stealing happy meals.
Your jisik
not really "breaking" when all the doors are wide open
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Interesting take from you, Mr. McD....
@@fluffyducks8023 ok
Mark: “ COME GET ME! COME GET ME!”
Monster: decides Mark isn’t worth the headache and leaves
Mark: “...you bitch...”
@Im Joe nuts 10:41
@Im Joe nuts Np
Reminds me of the joker: *"C'MON, HIT ME!"*
I'm the 810th like
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
10:55 So the game ends with you getting locked in the same closet the monster came out of.
Seems to be a cycle of one getting locked in and the other bustung out.
Its entirely possible that the "monster" isnt even a monster and is just another person who thinks you're the monster.
Damn thats good.
Goes in basement while home alone to find a demented soul dancing behind a curtain.
Markiplier: gadzooks! hey whassup *plays disco music*
Right when he paunched the camera an ad popped up about makeup to fix your face. King energy right there
I got an ad featuring shitty phone game with women shooting guns so.... Id rather have yours lmao
Same
Lucky, I got a doordash ad with some guy rapping on sesame street
Mine is two and about lazada and romance
I got an ad about an old man talking about Notaku, (adult anime games?) and a weed wacker
I think seeing a shadow move is more terrifying then seeing a like "monster" because it makes you question yourself. "Was that real?" "Was that my imagination?" Its horrifying
What is more terrifying? The thought that you might be going insane, or that the world has?
Mark: Startled by game at 9:19
Also Mark: *I'LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT!*
it the fight part of “fight or flight” mode
I usually don’t jump but 17:16 made me jump like a bitch
Mark as a Police Officer: Shoots everything with infinite ammo
Also Mark as a policeman; misses every shot he actually aimed at or wanted to hit
im 123 like :D
@@demodemascus8164 .
Seems accurate enough of real cops
@@thatsn0tverycashm0ney88 "haha guys I hate cops am I funny guys please I want attention"
I’m okay with Mark no matter how long or short his hair is, but may the long hair Mark Rest In Peace.
Who did that art of Mark and your profile it looks good
Also he probably will grow it back
It took reading this comment to realize Mark cut his hair
Long hair Mark reminded me of Aizawa for some reason.
Long hair Mark reminded me of a very sweet uncle who you always are excited for when the holidays come.
Incredible. Mark is so committed to his videos feeling authentic, he gets into character of a cop in the second game by shooting everything indiscriminately. Beautiful
I love Mark's just casually being terrified and immediately wanting to fight it-
Like for me, i tend to just laugh hysterically after being jumpscared but he just has a FIGHT response XD
Mark punched the camera so hard it knocked me into an ad
Is your name Devin or Kevin?
@@rahmat4848 Bevin
Same tho
Coming from a McDonald’s employee, this game is giving me some serious flashbacks.
Yo and turns out the killer clowns are back, there were like 4-5 spotted not to long ago 🤡
@@suseJesus Didn't know they were gone, but welcome back ig
What do you know that I don't
@@Brocknation That the little bugs you feel on your skin that aren't there could just be the ghosts of a the bugs you've killed
There's something about the editing and Marks commentary that make the first game absolutely crack me up.
15:50 marks childhood being ruined
Mark: “If a monster ever does approach me I will fight it”
Me: I could imagine Mark just punching a demon in the face and saying “Lixian edit in some blood and tears”
Seems fitting
The reality of this comment makes my soul extremely happy.
"and saying "lixian edit in some blood and tears" "
it's all fun and games until it happens
@@cleventinetheclementine195 Lixen can warp reality, it'd be easy for him to.
This comment is way too accurate. I can hear it
I’m just imagining some unlucky person or monster breaking into marks house and him just screaming “ILL COME FOR YOU! ILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”
He has a taser baton now. It would be a shame if he never got an opportunity to use it for real.
Better watch out for that tactical shovel.
Tactical whip is much better
That’s when they turn around and close the door behind them. The Hunter became the prey.