3 SCARY GAMES #70
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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2021
- It's time again for 3 Scary Games! It's almost as if nothing has changed at all! Nothing has changed. Nothing. Nothing...
JUMPSCARE FRIENDS ► • Jumpscare Friends
Edited By ► / lixiantv
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted - Hry
Seeing "press shift to run" in real life would be terrifying as fuck
Huh. Now that u say this, it is true
I told my mom I was going to do that in a random place..... I hope you see it when I do
I was thinking about putting that irl
ALT-F4 your life
I accidently read this as press shift to fuck
"it's ok, I'm a journalist" is the plot of most horror games.
"I've covered wars y'know?"
@@KillerDitto77 was going to do this one, you're faster :D
You cannot be more right. There’s at least seventy scary movies and games I can thunk of that start with “I’m filming this because-“…
Have you seen journalists tho? They'd do anything for a good news story ahah
Outlast :D
The last game is based off of Junji's story, The Woman Next Door! I was fangirling because that's my favorite Junji Ito story. Also, that cat is actually based off of one of Junji's cats who has what looks to be a skull on his back.
Yon! He's so cute! Junji Ito is such a cat dad, it's adorable.
I don't know which book "The Woman Next Door" came from specifically. I would like to know and I would happily buy the manga
Boy next door
@Pedro Leonardo ohh ok. Thanks so much
I have to ask; out of everything Ito’s done, The Woman Next Door is your favorite? Not judging, really, idk it seemed like one of his “wouldn’t that be weird?” Stories to me
19:30 the mix of emotions he feels here, the confusion, the fear, the disappointment, the holding back his laughter and trying to keep a straight face. it's poetic
I like how mark's defense mechanism is literally to say hi
hey man, i do it sometimes
He said Hi right when I read your comment.😳
You got to introduce yourself before fighting
It's either Hi, or Middle Fingers
That's because kindness kills all
I really want to see “Press shift to run” in an abandoned parking lot now
I'd be like: yo what the heck-
Oh just let me spray paint it there, fr though I have a lot of spray paint- ;-;
Don Tomi de La Giyuu
All fun and games till you saw it only on your vision
Whelp...
There goes all of my spray paint
I love how mark interacts with Lixian😭😭 editors are underrated as fuck.
Real
Real
gives his editor a spotlight + a chance to show prowess and have fun
Lixan*
Lixian is amazing.
Shit is cringe tbf
Mark: Local people disappearing along that very same local forest road
Me: LoCaL rOaDs TaKe Me HoMe To ThE pLaCe I bElOnG
LOcAl ViRgInIa
@@Your_Local_Moron LoCaL MoUnTaIn
me (local) when im lost in the local woods
@@Your_Local_Moronlocal mama.
Mark: "Nothing ever really changes."
Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"
Mark: *smiles creepily*
Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"
Me: "Presses the like button"
r-right?.... mark?
@Laera *-* underrated.. periodt- 💅
Nice that one was good
Imagine walking into a dark old abandoned building and seeing “press SHIFT to run”
that’d be terrifying lmao i’d think the whole world wasn’t real 💀
@William Mooring what?
Imagine if you saw a quicksave icon after seeing that
*Quicksaving*
Leave a medical kit nearby
I can’t help but feel like attaching a sign like that to an abandoned warehouse just to see what happens.
19:25 that’s a true horror right there being scared to death by someone ripping ass in front of their face I haven’t stop wheezing by A. Mark getting scared by a fart and B. Been getting scared by mark’s reaction 🤣😂
It's so funny
cant stop laughing
Call me a kid or immature but the random abrupt ending of Mr. Jorkmon made me wheeze 💀
Don't worry, we all did 💀
My god, it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. 😂🤦♂️
Markiplier saying he'll give Lixian a raise:
Lixian: SAY LESS
DON'T LOOK INTO IT! JUST DO IT
He's gonna need it with that BABY ON THE WAY babies ain't CHEAP
@@DaniJHollis wait lixian is gonna be a father????
Honestly he deserves a raise
@@DaniJHollis no they are not!
“Shes tall. She’s very tall.”
No mark NOT ANOTHER TALL HORROR LADY.
I can't belllieve he didn't scream at the top of his lungs "Lady Dimitrescu!"
He also likes woman statues....."Hellloo baaaayyy bah!" Lol
It's not a sexual thing okay? It's about the power, very respectable power.
Haha you funny
@@Phantom-qr1ug lol someone's salty
I just adore Lixian's little character and edits. They make markiplier's videos funnier (not that mark isn't great on his own)
"Press shift to run" - Markiplier is going to be my senior quote
Markiplier: encourages graffiti
Next day in the news: “graffiti has been popping up in rural areas describing instructions on how to play video games.”
"Now back to you Jim"
“Spooky Weather!!!”
I bet lmao😂
Actually really smart idea though
Local graffiti*
Local areas*
Local video games*
I love how mark went so quickly from “eugh, you’re TALL 🤢” to “oh. OH. You’re ~tall~ 😏”
I got Lady Dimitrescu vibes from that.
Lady-d refrence
I thought he was going to simp after the tall robo-spider lady as much as he did Alcina.
Came here to reference Lady D vibes… glad to see it already here lol
the power, so respactable
Honestly I think my favorite part of Mark's videos are the full blown conversations with Lixian.
5:08 PLUH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
i love Lixian's little character popping around the screen like "no he's an idiot, do not graffiti keyboard controls anywhere"
I got it, that's lixian thanks
*Press 'SHIFT' to viev this response.*
@@darkmaster4598 its not
I personally find it cringeworthy and unfunny, not saying it is, just my opinion
It's almost like cartoon Lixian is his little conscience trying to help him.
Since lixian is gonna be a father soon he deserves a raise, cus he’ll have to take care of two babies
huh
Wait, Lixian is gonna be a dad?
Wait what?
@@jimstone3014 check his twitter!!
@@skyalexis02 okay, cool!
Now we know that Mark is not above
“fart humor” 😂😂
i had to replay Mr. Jorkmon's unfortunate end not because of the fiery fart of death but because of Mark's reaction. Truly a masterpiece.
Mark: Oh hey, you're tall....
*Im telling lady dimitrescu you're cheating on her*
Amy: 👁👄👁
Pretty sure that WAS Lady D
The cat from the last game is actually Junji Ito's, or rather his wife's, real life cat "Yon". Ito wrote an autobiographical manga about him, his wife, and their cats. It's still drawn in his regular style though, so a lot of it still looks quite scary lol
i wanted to see if someone else pointed that out! i love yon... junji ito's cat diary is an absolute must-read!
Aw!
@@heroboof8595 hey... newbie here, may I ask what mangas or light novels of Junji Ito would you recommend for someone starting reading his content?
Sorry to bother you
@@ikelldagay1801 I would start with either h
Hellstar Remina or Uzumaki.
@@emeraldblack842 gonna second this! uzumaki was my introduction to junji ito's work, it's absolutely excellent.
Mr. Jorkman broke me. I calm down then I remember the ending and I break.
My favorite part was when lixian got wide eyed when mark said he should give him a raise
Mark: “you’re tall”
Mark: *gets lady d flash backs*
Mark: “you’re tall~”
* thinks about lady demitrescu
" *Gasp You're taller."
"How fuckin dare you"
its HACHISHAKUSAMA the japanes 8 foot tall lady
Timestamp?
@@Errorlicious 0:00 - 32:54 no need To thank me
Markiplier: *plays 3 random games*
CZcams: yeah, this looks like FNAF to me
I find it funny that whenever mark does a video like this CZcams defaults to FnaF because that's the thing he is known for
Wait what
I mean, I could never be completely accurate because he’s playing 3 games. The closest it can be is just saying “Gaming”.
@@darkx6869 In the description is FNAF for some reason
Considering Marki always playing FNAF, I guess why not?
Mark trying, and failing, to contain his reaction to the second game's ending is something that makes me laugh.
I wasn’t laughing at the second game, but then mark said “butt chug” and I lost it
Game: •Insert 3 coins•
Mark: 2, take it or leave it.
The way Mark's expression shifted from one of pure fear to slight lust as he realised the lady in black was _very tall_
dmitrescu all over again.
Well said
He respects the power
Appropriate genetics, to make sure his offspring won't be as short as him. Sadly, she's a robo.
the man has a type that type being tall and in a game
I love Lixian's editing and Mark's commentary, great job you guys! Amazing team!
I absolutely love seeing Markiplier trying to hold it together after the 2nd game's ending.
I’m going to graffiti this on a tree in the forest:
“DO NOT PLUH”
me in the middle of some random forest walking into that tree: “oh hey that’s from that one markiplier video”
*proceeds to pluh*
Better yet, tag a rock on the side of a hiking trail "Press Shift To Sprint"
Do not pl
Mark: “I’m pretty sure a janitor would bleed if you cut them.”
Me: “Excellent observation Mark!”
I liked when Lixian turned up the spookage
I’ve seen a janitor at my school have a huge cut and lot’s of blood came out
Think Mark!
Mark’s a smart cookie :)
Your invincible until you become a janitor
mark: hey now
me: don't try this at homeee
The concept of the arcade game in “Janitor Bleeds” mirroring the environment around you and directly affecting your progress is so intriguing.
"You're tall... You're tall.. You're VERY tall"
Me: *Ah shit, here we go again...*
HEY! it's not a sexual thing it's about the POWER
@@tombkings6279 YES, the P O W E R
I-
I love your profile picture, noodle rocks!
@@maedoesitall7082 Yuh, she does though xD
I love how after markiplier says that he should give lixian a raise, lixian does everything in his power to get the raise
67 I67
lmfao fr
He should give lixian a raise in money and lunky a raise in souls to consume
@@iamafuckingfailure lmfao
Employee 101
I love the dynamic that lix and Mark have honestly it's so adorable and I'd miss it so much if it'd ever stop
18:04 got me dead 💀😂
Mr. Jorkmon’s cause of death was a ghost *aggressively shitting himself*
I think the ghost was farting on a match so the gas from the fart caused the match to flare. If you look closely you can see the match and the ghost reaching behind himslef to hold the match up to his checks.
@@dingus6605 buut hey, that’s just a theory! A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching 😏
@@snethies Butt*
"Glory, Glory what a hell of a way to die!"
You’re all forgetting the best control ever though
“Press B to blow”
I must press b all the time them
Whata freakin callback
@@lethalbbx9808 add me on snap?
“JUST PRESS B”
@@speciimenn can i add you? i need a freind.
I love how in the beginning of each 3 scary games,he puts a scary intro and its like he tries to get you prepared almost.i just love it
i love how on every 3 scary games video, there is a jumpscare that i know is coming but it still always gets me
Imagine walking into a truck stop bathroom and seeing "Autosaving" on the wall.
XD
is it all a simulation…?
Checkpoint.....
"Aw crap..."
While entering a dark tunnel a graffiti lets you know that the game has been saved and you should press F to use your flashlight
“I’m pretty sure most janitors would bleed if you… cut them…”
*Nah Mark, once you become a janitor you become indestructible*
Dabi
Facts, have you ever seen a janitor die in a horror game because I haven’t.
@@RulerX. they are immortal
@@RulerX. Exactly, the monsters fear THEM.
Thats because all janitors are gods in disguise
My cat gets separation anxiety but it helps when I put some noise on while I'm gone. So thank you Mark, my cat likes your videos
Do not pluh
Why is no one talking about the second game... That ending had me crying for 3 minutes straight.
same bro.
Literally just saw someone else that said they were laughing at it lol
I’m watching this at 4 am, is it that scary
@@wowyoupunk333 ...... Lmao
@@wowyoupunk333 I mean...if you consider sharts scary...
In the third game, the cat with the "cursed face" is a reference to one of Junji Ito's first physical manga called "Junji Ito's Cat Diary" the cat that appears in the game was one of the author's real pets. His name was Yon.
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥
it's always nice to see some junji ito stuff, even if it's just references
Awe nice. Love his horror works. Makes me question my existence and sanity.
Wasn't that one of the only Junji Ito mangas that wasn't actually horror. People looked freaky but it wasn't really a horror manga. Are there any other works of his that aren't horror?
@@Zulk_RS no that's about it
4:59 our boy was Fighting for his LIFE
Mark I just wanted to say thank you for everything and the community you’ve built on this channel. We love you❤️
Fun fact, that cat is actually from junji itos manga he did about his cats. The joke is its a totally normal story, but since it's done in itos brand of spooky art, it looks terrifying.
No wonder I found it familiar!
Edit- turns out, I had already played the game before and now I'm crying about how my reaction was when I first played it lool.
The limb enhancers were really cool ngl and the animation??✨
And Mark's reaction is just 👌💀
So was the lady a robot? Not paranormal?
@@alphagiga4878 A lot of Junji Ito's work tends to end abruptly and with no explanation, which kind of adds to the unsettling feeling since there's no closure. It's still pretty freaky even with her being 'just' a robot - who made her? What IS she doing over there? Why is she skittering around like that?! etc
@@triskadancer from what I gather, she is some assassin robot created by some shady gov organization, and she is living there as a test run
i love junji ito
I love how Mark has gotten way better with scary things but also gets scared of a guy farting.
To be fair, it was kinda loud and unexpected, It kinda made me jump too lol..
I literally just started watching the intro and saw this comment, so now I'm confused and excited. XD
@@shawndennis6529 Was it everything you hoped for and more?
Markiplier: “I’m rich”
Markiplier: “I’m loaded to the tits”
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Mark: “Hey now-“
Me: “Don’t try this at home, do do do do”
Btw this is the time stamp: 14:30
That cat is Junji Ito’s cat! He draws it like that in his Cat Diary series (which is based on his real life cats), and he says that cat is cursed not only cos of its funky face, but because the pattern on its back looks like a skull.
If this information is true, then it is very intriguing, thanks
Some say "cursed", I call it awesome.
i thought the lady next door turned the rock guy into the cat.
@@blank9493 i believe his cat is named Yon.
Tomorrow’s headlines: “Strange graffiti has been appearing in local forests, local parks, and local arcades with instructions to “press ctrl” and “shift to run”. Authorities say these local reports have been made by local people in the local vicinity, and so far there has yet to be any progress on connections to who the local vandals may be in relation to the other locals.”
it won't be long till we get an actual "Press [ B ] to Blow"
Don't forget "WASD to move"
@@preciousbarrow4448 Ah yes, “WASD to move” was only found in certain local counties.
this comment is underrated
Did you mean "Tomorrow's *local* headlines"?
14:20 *HE GOT LEG*
Whenever I start to get sad or cry I watch marks videos and they always make me feel better. I haven’t been able to stop laughing 😂❤️
Hemo is the Latin prefix for blood. So it makes sense in a game called “The Janitor Bleeds”.
“emia meaning presence in blood”
@@boygenius538_8 i get that reference.
Yeah. Like Hemosapien.
As someone who works in the lab I cringe upon hearing the word said so many times lol. I would like to leave work at work and not think about it during marks videos.
"you're tall !!! you're...tall 😳 ...you're tall 😏 hi 🥰"
Here before this blows up for no reason
Oh look, my favorite art youtuber. ❤
Certified unkown CZcamsr?
But this gets over 1k likes in 5 hours
Its not a sexual thing its about POWER
@@khaledalmofleh568 totally
Two things. First game. Absolutely amazing. I would LOVE to see a full game playthrough.
Second game. 10/10 ending. Did not load this video expecting to cry (in a good way). The way the fart travelled so God damn slow was the icing on top.
"Hemo's Arcade" - y'know. Like hemoglobin, a.k.a blood. Like from a janitor.
horror game checklist:
1. car
2. forest
3. missing man
4. local
5. missing local
6. local car in a local forest
All Is Correct
Haha you funny
Local Man in a Missing local car looking for a missing local man in a local forest
Mr Jorkman is actually the funniest game over ever seen. Not even lying
That says a lot about you, lol
@@MDG-mykys name a funnier game
@@milk3641 ur mom, lol, gottem.
Jk, idk.
funny fard
@@feetlunatic5134 hey, at least I tried not to be rude.
I really love all Mark older skits, with Bob and Wade and the other two guys when the made ones like the Popcorn skit. Awesome
Man, that carpet in the first game's arcade gives me *all* of the nostalgia. Like every arcade and movie theater in the 90s had that same carpet.
Mark: “You… are evil!”
Lixian: “I know.”
7:55
Thanks, have a great day
Thanks, have a great day
Thanks, have a great day
666 likes :))
I now want to put post it notes on walls that say "Press shift to run" "Press ctrl to crouch."
"Press E to interact."
Perfect.
"press X to doubt"
Hold f to pay respects
"Press B to Blow"
Press B to Blow
Press 'N' to NOPE
Mr jorkman ending is hands down the funniest thing I seen in about 3/4 months . I laughed for about 15 mins omfg thank you
0:09: Why hello there, Dark.
"Nothing ever really dies."
Unus Annus fans both love and hate this.
it's funny that that's happened because I was watching an ass ton of Unus Annus tribute stuff, and stuff from the live stream (clips) because we are coming up on the 1 year ann. of it being born and died.
@@ryleemacdonald863 wtf is unus anus
@@ipataCZ missed out
@@ipataCZ oh no! you are in a great trouble
Let’s have a moment of silence for Unus Annus.
"oh no they're tall!"
"they're... tall...."
NOT AGAIN MARK
“iT’s AlL aBoUt PoWer”
@@pankekizen" rEsPeCtAbLe PoWeR"
@@taishakkmjpkj3207 It's NOT a sexual thing!
@@daybreak2127 ITS NOT!
@@Arif_Raziq ”DoMitREscU”
Mark is so comforting even in a scary game,I'm hiding in the school bathroom because of crying,but now I'm just giggling quietly ❤️❤️❤️😭👍
LOVED the janitor monster design, so eerie and misterious
Markiplier: plays a horror game
CZcams: ah yes, *five nights at Freddy’s*
BAHAHAHAHA IT'S STILL THERE
Man I love that scene in fnaf where someone gets lit on fire using a fart, so iconic
@@imnotnoi4815 the fart behind the slaughter 💀
@@CrimsonCreationAGM maybe they listed it after fnaf was released? Idk lol
F in the chat for Scott hope he has a chill retirement
Moral of the story: Give Lixian a raise
Yes-
No a promotion.
only if he can amp up the spookage
Yes he deserves it
I like when Mark mentions giving Lixian a raise and Lixian just goes quiet and stares at the camera
His convos with lixian are getting better and better 😂😂
Markiplier: "I am encouraging graffiti"
Imagine someone actually writing "press shift to run" in the middle of a forest
i want to do that just to terrify someone
*pulls out keyboard* it not doing anything
i swear that's going to give someone a panic attack 😂
im actually gonna do it /srs
i see u everywhere, calliope, superjombombo, and now here
Markplier: *Sees the word HIDE*
*[Insert panic here]*
Timestamp 13:15
I actualy did write "press shit to run" inside an abondoned apartment near my job after I watched this lol. Mark is a genius
LOL Lixian saying "STAY INSIDE" had me laughing. Thanks for always making me smile Mark I appreciate you!
The sleep paralysis demon farting fire on Mr Jorkmon and immediately dying was possibly the best and most poetic ending I've ever witnessed in all of my days
Nothing poetic about it... literaly a 5 minute game made for a butt or fart joke
@@cherrydragon3120 that’s the joke-
@@cherrydragon3120 you're just jealous that you can't see the poetic aspect of it
@@cherrydragon3120 r\woosh
Why do you have a thоt on your pfp?
Okay but imagine: You're walking while it's late at night and you're lost and you're so scared and it's so quiet that just to break the tension you start talking to yourself. You muse to yourself about how strange your day it's been, how you've been seeing movement in your peripheral vision all day and how you must be tired. Then, you hear a strange noise. "What... what was that?" You cry. That's when you see it, graffitied on the wall: "WASD to move around" "Press Shift to Run"
You're paralyzed for a moment. Then suddenly, your limbs move without your approval. Something or... _someone_ else is controlling you now. Better hope they're good at games...
That is a GREAT horror short my mans
It's like a horror version of the movie "Gamer"... >.
This some wattpad shi
Oj HELL YEHA
@@user-jk5oc7iw7r
Maybe
i love marks realization at 26:29 like "hi, you're tall- YOU'RE TAALL, very talll"
Your initial reaction to that dr's death was flawless. Even i laughed hard haha
'Hemo's, like Hemoglobin!'
That would make sense, seeing as it is in a game called 'Janitor Bleeds' and hemoglobin in found in blood...
I thought hemoglobin was hob goblin
hemo does mean blood, like hemophobia is fear of blood and hemoglobin is a blood globin and hemology is study of blood n shit
@@ikarenn8460 yeah
I thought the same thing! xD
So true
Looks like there is a new horror genre on the market: TALL LADY
To be completely fair that manga has been around since 2003.
And fart flamethrower ghosts
25:50
Has it really been 6 years since we lost Daniel? RIP
I can’t be the only one laughing so hard to the local joke😂
Game: "Who's cat is this? it has a cursed face..."
Me: That's Junji Ito's real-life cat, Yon! It actually looks like that!
"MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FOKEN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE"
And a skull marking on his back
@@ribbonfly The skull-like back marking is actually what people are referring to as Yon's cursed face !
@@Zenoferrum I love this comment so much XD
@@ribbonfly "A curse is upon my household!"
I literally laughed for ten minutes straight because of the second game's ending. Even now as I type this it feels as if though I could easily have another laughing fit.
Yea, your profile pic fits this comment really well.
@@redlophix5670 Hahaha I know
same
@@tat4kingglassrat549 It wasn't just the fart. It was the fact that the noise that the guy made when he died was funny sounding. Also coupled by the fact that Markiplier started to laugh which made me laugh more than I would have.
I'm literally in tears typing this
The way he tries to act mature enough not to laugh at the fact joke.. I love it man gold.. litral gold😂😂
in the intro when mark said "Nothing has changed" for the first time my computer screen darkened right when he was done saying it. The timing for when my comuter had low battery was AMAZING