3 SCARY GAMES #82
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- čas přidán 27. 01. 2022
- 3 Scary Games is here to scare the pants off of you with horror goodness!
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Horror Outro ► / haunted - Hry
Thanks for featuring me Mark!
I knew I'd see a comment from you down here, but I thought you'd have many more likes
good work boyo
@Jar Red Gaming which was your game?
@@CyanAnimations8924 it wasnt a game that was featured. it was a video of his to find a secret within the game :)
Lesgooo ! 🕺✨
"Is my oven beeping?" No Mark, it's five of them
I am a man who own's FIVE ovens.
He no longer owns 5 ovens explained when he tests the bridges made by us
@@loki4807 my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@@thelolim___ster My bad
Had to like this for the demonic presence of being the 666th like.
“I should take a bite to see if it’s done”
Eats half of it
Blacks out
Mood
Mood
Mood
Mood
Mood
Really takes the "what the dog doin" to a whole difficult level
EXACTLY LMAOAOAOAO
Lmaoo
Difficult? U mean *different
💀
different*
Mark: "Oh, I'm a comedian."
Also Mark: *Gets transported to a stand-up comedy show and isn't the comedian*
Damn 4 comments are bots
@kavetion is that why you have 0 subscribers and posted the same shit on his 5 other videos 💀
Geez bro the bots are not leaving you alone 💀
Well, well. How the turntables.
Why are there so many bots in your comment section 💀
Cashier: *Breathes*
Mark: Don't you squint your eyes at me.
@Red To everyone under this clowns comment please report him for harassment don't even look at his profile it's a bot
@Red 🧢 I just wanted to inform you the comment above me has you ratio'd 😳👌
@@heavyfromthehitgametf2 i miss youtube in September
@Red 🧢 Shut up
Don’t worry guys I think I removed @red 🧢 I reported them
"I should take a bite to see if it's done."
*proceeds to eat the whole entire half of the food*
Me when cake lmao
one time i ate 4 pieces of lasagna and then fell asleep so
Whole, Entire, Half, how do any of those work together
whats a whole entire half of something
Thats gotta be atleast half
Mark: "I've been playing horror games for nearly going on 10 years!.."
My nostalgia and deteriorating age : ू(ʚ̴̶̷́ .̠ ʚ̴̶̷̥̀ ू)
Yeah right!!!!!. I'm 36, so been literally watching since he started lol 😭
I know right? I've been watching him since his Amnesia: The Dark Descent custom stories and the indie horror games he played.
right i’ve literally been here since the very beginning this is unbelievable 😭
Ayy fellow older fans remember the OG days when he was King of the Squirrels? Good times
3:09 "I should take a bite to see if its done"
*proceeds to eat an entire half of the dish*
mounch
'twas a good dish
That’s a big bite…
@@EpicAlucard the bite of 87
Holy hell the reply bots
Mark: "Ah yes, cola. Perfect."
[ *Item is labeled "Canned Food"* ]
Me: "Well, I've seen how he treats corn...."
Just wait the green beans are next 😵
@@cactusCREED241 lets hope he doesn't get to the lube
@@timelockedmaniac1694 after corn he goes for the green beans. What's after the lube or the pepper he used on the green beans
@@cactusCREED241 superbly seasoned xD
Lmao
26:36 "Flucht und rettungsplan" translates to "Escape and rescue plan"
Your right “Escape and rescue plan” does mean “Escape and rescue plan”
@@leetskingdom3988 ur so smart n funny
@@leetskingdom3988 ur so smart n funny
@@kyoobqa Your right “du bist so klug ‘nd witzig” translates to “you’re so smart and funny”
Holy shit, that shopping game ended up getting way more tense than expected, lmao. Normally these games don't get to me, but something about that kinda worked.
The tense music really gave me this feeling of being followed! Super good sound design on that one
I like how the game was tracking what you bought and what you did. And the spooky cashier following you with her eyes sent chills down my spine.
I’m sure if Chica turned into an octopus demon dog hybrid I’m sure Mark would still love her and not lock her in a box
@Instagram User What. The fuck.
@@ollo4401 bot, ignore it. don't give it the time of day or your finger energy by responding to it.
@@connorp3618 Alright, that makes a bit more sense. Thank you.
he'd get the dancing dog ending lol
@@connorp3618 only give it the energy amount worth to report it for spam, cause it is spam
There’s actually something incredibly unsettling when he asked the girl at the register if she was okay and she replies “No.”
That’s just what working in retail does to a person 😆
@@alyssamann5461 what does it do ?
@@sweetbean678 Make you not okay
I wouldn’t be either 🥲🥲
I haven't watched the video yet, but if you let your imagination run wild, then yeah it's pretty unsettling.
Second Game: *casually includes Markimoo in it*
Mark: *chuckles*
im 3 months late but the devs didnt put him in it, it copies your username and includes it.
26:24 (Flucht- und Rettungsplan)
Markiplier randomly reading German in horror games will never not amuse me
That was so fcking random, the way he aggressively tried to pronounce it XD to my surprise a lot of horror games Mark plays have German words in it...
Mark: "Oh I'm a comedian"
"Ends up being sent to a comedy show"
Lmao
So comical
666 is the amount of likes muahahahahaha >:D
...as an audience
YOU ARE GOING TO A COMEDY SHOW
IN BRAZIL
I never saw anyone point that out, so I will: I really adore that detail, that if Mark reads something in a game differently than what is actually written, Lixian devotes some time to edit it into what Mark said.
I noticed that on like the first Markiplier video I ever watched.
@@Infiniti-Benz I've been seeing this for a long time too, it just occured to me only now that I've never seen anyone mention it.
I think lixian just smiled
I love that to
@@not_anymore hmm i’ve never noticed that. can you provide a time stamp from this video for an example? :0
the moment when mark put the record on for Leonard and he started dancing, that is exactly what my dreams are lmao
Leonard Bingi -
3:16 I love how he never questions how he ate half the platter to "see if it's done".
Mark: "I won't let you down, Ha... I never do!"
Also Mark: *We do a little bit of trolling*
@Çhrîstófêr Pèzêt ×86 Yeah no. Nobody fallin for that.
*MARK'S NIECE IS IN HELL LMAO BECAUSE MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN GAYIPLIER'S! 🤣*
@@TidalFang *MARK'S NIECE IS IN HELL LMAO BECAUSE MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN GAYIPLIER'S!*
.
@@user-ot3iw7yd7w Nah dude. You'll make a nice decoration in hell tho!
@@TidalFang Damn right, bots like him deserve that fate.
Mark: "OOh! Cola, perfect."
The game: *Clearly says that it's canned food*
Canned cola
@Instagram User your freaking gross for saying that
@@sky-sx5gt It's probably a bot like the rest of them. There are way too many bots commenting and uploading videos on the deaths of CZcamsr's relatives.
@@BaowSchmeow - Yep, attention-seeking bots. I always report but it's an uphill battle.
@Red 🧢 lol it’s cap because of your name not true
Mark: * Does comedy * Also Mark: * Ignores the store getting more rundown and abandoned by the minute *
"Sorry I wont bother you this time"
*repeatedly flicks flashlight in face*
Mark: "Man my feet are slappy."
Plot twist, you're playing a bird.
Ah yes, Slappy Bird, good game.
Man that game is nostalgic
Slabbed, slapped, smapped, snapped
To the bot with the word fuck please report for porn
Imagining yourself as a duck in any game is guaranteed to make it 100 times better.
(I now realize the irony in not choosing "owl" based on my profile, but ducks are slappier lmao)
The Lixian and Markiplier interactions are something I always look forward to in this series :D
Guys Mark is my inspiration my parents said that if I get 2k likes on any of my videos then they'd buy me a pc I really need it I'm begging y'all legit begging
@@subbwithnotisbefore shutup
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar promote somewhere else
@YeaMan shutup bot
@@volshebnik9683 ew you're disgusting
In Experiment: Groceries, Markiplier becomes the worst kind of customer: The kind that comes in, sees something's gone wrong, and tries to get you to serve them anyways.
Can of beans: *exist*
Mark: wouldn't that make you.. *Soda?*
Evolution of Lixian & Marks dynamic:
Then: Mark- "Lixian?" Lixian- "Y-yes sir?"
Now: Lixian- "Mark?" Mark- "Y-yes sir?"
Insert obligatory “Mark is not masochist” joke
true
11:17
Game : _(clearly says it's canned food)_
Mark : "Ah yes, Cola !"
Del Monte Corn and Green Giant Beans :
_"Ah, another addition to his collection..."_
cringe af comment
@@FatherDinny Bro, what is going on with your pfp?
@@arminosas he discovered toothpaste
@@MetaDude I think he ate too much of it and became one with toothpaste
He's an elemental now.
@@arminosas my man became a golem
20:51 I can’t help but image the character is just a human sized duck now XD
24:50 mark owes me a new phone after I just threw it into the wall
Mark: Why did my lights go off? Is someone tryin to mess with me?
Also Mark: *checks fridge*
Checkin’ the fridge light
@Pyrobyte I lol’d so hard at ur comment 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 (trust me) (real) (your comment was very funny 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂) (LMAOOOOOOOO 😐😐)
I like how Mark sarcastically said "oh I am a comedian"
And just after a few secs he got teleported to a stand up comedy show. 🤣
exactly what i was thinking
I am convinced he is actually a psychic xD he predicts so many thingsss
@YeaMan no one asked
@Kellson Vanlian no
@Instagram User Shut up you.
Mark: Plays the second part of the second game.
Me, casually saying out loud: "I'll just help my self, i guess."
Mark: "I'll just help myself, i guess."
Me: "That's just what i said."
Plot twist
Mark:"that's what I just said"
@@aaa_wolfie8223 Me: *jaw-drop*
@Mr.Gameboy I thought your pfp was teeth
@@Mr.GameBoy69420 mark: (jaw-drop)
@@oscarmcnulty4307 I'm sorry, what? 😂
10:00
Mark: hello cinematic
Cinematic: nice to meet you
Markiplier: Plays 3 different horror games*
CZcams: Yup, that's Five Nights At Freddy's
At this point he is a parft of Fnaf
oh i just realized! thanks.
i think you can tag the game you play it helps with algorithm i think
@@ItsTacoBae CZcams tries to guess if you don't tag it
Feddy
i like how mark interacts with the shopping lady eventhough how knows she isnt going to respond
It's hella funny though !
"I'm too scared to pee."
Quote of the century.
Well of course you can't pee if you're scared, if you're scared, you might be in danger. If you're in danger and try to pee, they'll snatch your weiner.
That cashier's eyes definitely said,"yeah i know you're here for beer pizza donut"
"Is that your beard, or are you just happy to see me?"
-Markiplier 2022
Flirt 100
At what timestamp does he say that?
@@Parky64 around 16:19 I think
well its 2023 now
Mark: literally playing 3-4 varied horror games every week and trying to give attention to smaller/indie devs about their games
CZcams: "oh so it's Five Nights at Freddy's again?"
The King of FNAF title works under Midas rules. Everything he touches turns into fnaf
I saw that too! 🤣
@@jellifygirl Should be happening to Matpat's videos than Mark's >3>
@@sweetlilweirdo Mark is the one true king of FNaF
i thought that there was something wrong with my phone because that kept showing up
The emergency escape plan in the last game is literally backwards because somebody didn't double-check
"Man, my feet are slappy"
- Markaplier
Mark: “We’re gonna build that dog a dog house!”
Me: *Goes back to unus annus episode*
goes back to *redacted*
*Goes back to nothingness because it doesn’t exist anymore and then proceed to cry :D*
@Instagram User he doesn't look at your videos tik tok user
I like the fact that they didn’t even make a house they just made a wood floor then slapped a blanket on there
My favorite one :')
Grocery Store : (progressively breaking down)
The Cashier : T H I S I S F I N E >:(
retail am I right
@@adoni7609 They just can’t get a break, huh?
They gotta get that 50 cents per hour somehow
Can't wait for big youtubers to realize what the comments have to say
Well… theory time!! In the second game my theory is that the monsters were tracking humans in the store to see how they work and operate in order to replicate their behavior…no idea why they killed themselves though
Maybe they were just pawns and once their purpose was served they were ordered to kill themselves?
Retail
mark talking to the cashier exemplifies the real horror of a grocery store setting
0:11 I imagine that markiplier has a lixian plushie off to the side when he's doing these skits so he's not just staring at a blank wall lmao
@Instagram User WTF is this shit?
@Matthew James Guillen - Just a bot that; they want attention, ofc. I always report 'em but it's practically useless.
@Instagram User These bots- shut up just no
@@alina7885 Do not respond to them, that's why it's hard to get this bot deleted
@@matthewjamesguillen7163 ignore. It’s a bot
3:07 I imagine MC eating a half of whatever it is and going "oh, probably needs another hour"
MC Racial Epithets
Fr, I was real confused when it said “take a bite” and then the character ate literally half of it-
“I should take A bite”
*inhales half of it without chewing*
Lmfao that’s what I was thinking
@@BlackArche0ps he unhinged his jaw like a snake thats why mark look like that in the thumbnail
@@Thatoneguy-ju6gq completely inhaled what I believe is lasagna
@@BlackArche0ps am i the only only one who pronounces it exactly how it’s spelled just to piss off Italians
@@Thatoneguy-ju6gq that’s hilarious
Mark: "Ehehhe boo"
I actually got so scared i screamed 💀
"Why would he be upset?"
He's a dog. Dogs get upset at a lot of things. Like birds. And thunder.
Correction: he's a dog mimic. But to properly mimic a poochie, he should act like one.
Please don't respond to bots, people. Report for spam (or whatever is most fitting) and move on. You can also mute them in notifications so they're slightly less annoying.
@@bluelfsuma yea. I gen will go to there channel, flag vids if they have them, report the channel for spam/p0rn/botting and then report the comment
@@bluelfsuma if youtube want to fix this then remove comments that will help
@@triobros98 Dont give them ideas!
@@marcindzamroga8945 I'm doing i am done
Mark: "Been playing horror games for near on 10 years!"
Has it.. really been that long? Jesus.
The slenderman series is about to hit its 10 year anniversary this year.... Now I feel old
@@ZVEKOfficial oh my god
@@ZVEKOfficial oh wow-
I don't think you guys understand how many times I thought "What da dog doin?" while he was playing Doghouse 2
That lady staring at him as he walked past is like my dog staring at me when I have food in my hand
Mark: *plays literally any scary game*
CZcams: "It's FNaF, alright."
Guys Mark is my inspiration my parents said that if I get 2k likes on any of my videos then they'd buy me a pc I really need it I'm begging y'all legit begging
fr
oml the bots here give me whiplash
Markiplier sucks
My content is better
The🤨 Algo: "was that THE BITE OF '87 !?"
Markiplier: *everytime mark does a jumpscare*
Me: *yawn*
Also me: *frantically sprints taking out the trash at night*
🤣🤣🤣
The night is scary man!
What about tucking your body under the covers so no monsters tickle your feetsies.
because humans are scarier than monsters
@Instagram User guys I found the ten year old lmao
@Instagram User Markiplier doesn't have a niece.
Markiplier speaking german while reading flucht und rettungsplan is Literally adorable
15:00 this game is a accurate description of how stores are coz of stupid ass panic buyers. barely ever anything left on the shelfs anymore
The stairwell SCP was first discovered in a school when several students and teachers disappeared… 0.o
SCP-087
Class: Euclid
Name: The Stairwell
Jesus Christ that’s actual terrifying
@@Mr.GameBoy69420 thanks, i couldn’t remember the number lol
@@grosebud4721 yes it is
@@kitkatpita6703 yes, it is.
I'm glad that Mark decided to do 3 Scary Games all the time instead of just around Halloween like a lot of CZcamsrs do. For those of us who like scary games all year round lol
I love them, because I'm too scared to do them alone. Marks humor in these games just makes it less scarry, so you can focus on the details and story more. I love it when he does these.
Yeah they are way less scary while laughing at him. Plus I watch for games I might want. I bought Darkwood recently because of Mark lol
"taco. Single donut on a shelf(🤔). Condiments." 😂😂 11:47
- Markiplier 2022
@@l4raa736 what's your profile pic from? I recognize it but can't remember
the "don't squint your eyes at me" got me everytime
I love the thought of unedited Mark just talking to himself and only imagining Lixian
New headcanon: Lixian was never real
@@unluckycatfish6866 😀
Mark's jumpscares at the beginning of every "3 Scary Games" videos are becoming so routine that you could make an entire 5 games series out of those clips alone.
five nights at markipliers
3:10 “i should take a bite to see if it’s done” *half of it disappears with a single chewing sound*
I can't choose who is more terrifying when it comes to editing mark's videos and being around: Lixian or Flunky
If the canon doghouse 2 ending isn't "dance ending" I will be thoroughly angry
the cannon one is that the dog is actually controlled by a rock
@@StrxwBunnyMilk bruh like his brain
The ABG Blocks at 2:08 are a shoutout to Alpha Beta Gamer! They play a bunch of horror indie games with no commentary. Such a nice gesture!
Many languages is “abg” first three of Greek is “alpha beta gamma” Hebrew “aleph Beth Gimel “ it’s a smart joke for sure!
i thought it was for asian baby girl
Mark's small talk to the sales clerk is hilarious XD
Lixian and Mark are what I call an Iconic Duo,
I bet when Markiplier goes shopping IRL he's in and out like a ghost
This comment reminded me of the time ChilledChaos saw him at the grocery store and Mark’s cart had a fuckton of fuego chips (probably takis) and Chilled was too nervous to say hi since they hadn’t actually met before, however he did tell the internet how awesome Mark’s ass is.
@@Luigiismyboo "You have to appreciate a man's arse to truly live the life you've been given" - the bibel, probably
@@Mzaleyao Sounds accurate to me 👌
I believe that the blocks that said 'A B G' were a nod to another horror indie game content creator by the name of AlphaBetaGamer.
NO!!! ITS UNUS ANNUS!
@@GodfatherGoomba Google translate how did you-
Edit: I’m a dunce
i just realized they were called unus annus because they only lasted a year. i’m such a dumbass.
@@mochimia8606 really? The whole channel was about unus annus meaning one year in Latin…
@@GodfatherGoomba i mean, yeah? i wasn’t too crazy about them, i didn’t know 🤷🏽♀️
16:05 what happens when mom counts to 0
I just saw that clip where mark is doing around saying into a mic “it’s my birthday happy birthday to me” it’s so cute and funny lol-
"Should take a bite to see if it's done"
Eats half the tray.
worse version of eating Minecraft cakes
You know you’ve been through the wringer with the SCP universe when you remember the specific numbers for particular SCPs
Nah it's just when you know scp numbers other than 096, 173, and the biggol invincible lizard (I forgot it because I have not been "through the wringer" with scp)
@@LogShaw1587 Don't forget to not remember SCP-3125.
@@LogShaw1587 what have you done
@@kerotan6917 thanks
@@pleasegoawaydude who
“That’s probably fine”
Classic mark
The real horror of experiment groceries is making small talk with the cashier
I don’t know how Lixian comes up with these thumbnail edits but he’s a genius
Mark is always making the thumbnails himself, as far as I know :)
@@paulinesteffens6077 I stand corrected. They are both geniuses
its just the intro "scare"
Cashier: existing
Mark: Don't you squint your eyes at me
“I should go back up at this point-“
*proceeds to go down*
The part at the beninging actually kind of made me jump… love those interactions!
Mark's awkward small talk with the cashier lady gives me life.
Bruh when Leonard broke it down that was mad wholesome
Honestly the biggest surprise was the accurate German emergency floor plan in the last game :,D
The long
awkward silence and then the beep after mark talks to the cashier is so funny
@ 17:21 when it says “has bought unprescripted products” he really did. in the beginning of the play through mark thought canned food was soda so he bought two of them. the script is his shopping list. i know whole thing is a experiment for them and hes the guinea pig and everything “scripted” but that little small detail of mark buying the wrong thing and it getting marked down blew my mind.
18:00 that text edit was CLEAN Lixian, just wanted to mention
9:33 just after he says "and I don't have the patience to find them" he'll say "Not bad!" If you skip forward with right arrow at any point **as** he's saying "not bad", it lines up perfectly with him saying the same thing 10 seconds in future. Randomly found it scrubbing through.
I love how Mark just awkwardly talked to the girl when she was scanning his things
“This guy” Mark that’s Red Jar!! You’ve used his videos before to see an ending of a game!!
I highly suggest watching his videos, he’s funny and fun to watch.
what was other video where Red Jar was featured?
Also shouted out to him on twitch a few years ago and donated as well if I am not mistaken
@@seratope oooh I can’t remember. I’ll have to ask him :) oh and his name is actually Jar Red 😅 I wrote it wrong 😑
26:33 "Flucht und Rettungsplan": That's German for "Escape and Rescue Plan".
As for "Doghouse 2", you found the Good, Bad and Dance endings. The other two are:
Mediocre Ending: Lock yourself into the doghouse after building it.
Neglectful Ending: Ignore the beeping timer and watch your house burn down.
There's also a secret ending. After you build the doghouse, use it as a launch point to jump over the fence. You'll soon find a keypad. The passcode is 1582. Then it gets trippy.
As for "Experiment: Groceries", the only thing you missed was using the toilet on the previous circuits.
18:18
Mark: anybody turlet? turlet? turlet?
Subtitles: anybody turn it curl it throw it
(This could be a bop fr)
Lixian: Tells Mark not to scare the viewers.
Markiplier: Continues to do it anyway.
@Instagram User How many times do I have to delete your channel? Take some meds and get off CZcams. Your wasting energy being a spam bot instead of making content like everyone else. You can’t even compare to him.
@@mmmmburgerz9442 Do not respond to them, this is why it's so hard to delete this bot bc CZcams sees that there are some "conversations" with them
mark: *walking down a flight of stairs*
me: looks like that one SCP
mark: it better not be SCP-087B
me: well we are fucked
Here before da bots
@@Kikithegreen hopefully CZcams bans them all
@@NorthernVirus0 CZcams is pretty lazy and shoddy with its management, I doubt they'll do much at all.
Hey
@@Iviryaski What’s even worse is that they’re claiming Mark’s deceased niece is burning in hell.
That jumpscare edit at the beginning was incredibly impressive.
As a German, Mark trying to read „Flucht- und Rettungsplan“ was so funny omg😭😭
He pronounced it pretty good tho, was kinda impressed
That moment when Lixian fixes the text to match what markiplier said after he already said it.
XD
Follow the Rooms~
I’m truly sorry that your first reply to this comment was a bot
@@TheRealJackNGorwhatever and one with the most insensitive shit in it ;-;