3 SCARY GAMES #47

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  • čas přidán 15. 04. 2020
  • Yes. You are in the right place. This is 3 Scary Games Episode 47. Congratulations for reaching this video. You are going to like this video very much. You are going to remember it for the rest of your life. For the rest of your life. The rest of your life.
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    This Game is Real ► unknown-x.itch.io/this-game-i...
    Lips Like Velum ► pantagruel.itch.io/lips-like-...
    dp. T. ► microhorrorarcade.itch.io/dpt...
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
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  • @flamingonion27
    @flamingonion27 Před 6 měsíci +2414

    4:30 the part you were looking for. You’re welcome

  • @skiakardia3966
    @skiakardia3966 Před 4 lety +5654

    Mark: "Don't turn around."
    Me: *slowly turns*
    My cat: 👁👅👁

  • @AwesomeJCR
    @AwesomeJCR Před 6 měsíci +746

    I am shocked that 4:30 isn't the most replayed part of the video yet.

    • @treygaming334
      @treygaming334 Před 4 měsíci +71

      IF YOU'RE COMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT

    • @demonofthevoid733
      @demonofthevoid733 Před 4 měsíci

      Huh, HE. HE WHO IS CUMMING.

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 Před 3 měsíci +27

      Well yeah, they're more interested in the part where actually got genuinely scared for once, and didn't just play up a reaction.
      Personally I disagree, I like to see him talk about coming more

    • @Palemis
      @Palemis Před 2 měsíci +5

      It's probably because this video is 3 years old, and this meme only got really popular like 3 months ago

    • @Yuri_mf
      @Yuri_mf Před 2 měsíci

      ​​@@treygaming334LET ME SEE IT! SHOW ME! Hah? He! HE WHO IS COMING!

  • @goldenfire647
    @goldenfire647 Před 9 měsíci +555

    mark continually saying, "ARE YOU COMING? WHERE ARE YOU COMING?" is honestly the highlight of my night

    • @user-tc9kt2iy4u
      @user-tc9kt2iy4u Před 4 měsíci +1

      Npc

    • @trevalonn2448
      @trevalonn2448 Před 4 měsíci +18

      "I WANNA SEE YOU COME"

    • @user-tc9kt2iy4u
      @user-tc9kt2iy4u Před 4 měsíci +14

      Sorry that i said this i was being hateful and i hope you can forgive me

    • @StanMarsh21
      @StanMarsh21 Před 4 měsíci

      Lmao

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot Před měsícem

      @@user-tc9kt2iy4u we've witnessed an entire character arc in the span of 17 words. amazing.

  • @Lemon_Thief
    @Lemon_Thief Před 4 lety +6300

    "This game is real" is actually a game based on strange dreams from the users of a horror forum. That's why it's confusing at times.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma Před 4 lety +98

      Oh, cool.

    • @ks-du4kl
      @ks-du4kl Před 4 lety +143

      do you know which forum it’s from? that’s pretty neat

    • @sunburnnttt5605
      @sunburnnttt5605 Před 4 lety +29

      Man that's interesting

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 Před 4 lety +90

      So, either they have some weird mentsl illness, just realy fucked up dreams or murdered presumably a chuld.(The skeleton in the bloodtub was rather small)

    • @gonlegos
      @gonlegos Před 4 lety +320

      @@privatizitat815 yuo can just have weird dreams bro lol
      my dreams consist of me being inside the stomach of chronos with inanimate rotting versions of myself but that doesnt mean i have some form of self-loathing

  • @wooteoeeo
    @wooteoeeo Před 4 lety +2267

    "I'm glad I stand at sitting height"
    Oh, Mark. No need to make yourself sound any taller than you already aren't

  • @giantskelly5165
    @giantskelly5165 Před 4 měsíci +162

    4:30 HE WHO IS COMING

  • @Cloud24774
    @Cloud24774 Před 3 lety +291

    why is mark saying "NO SILLY *BITCH* " so damn funny to me?

  • @UnknownX_Dev
    @UnknownX_Dev Před 4 lety +20749

    Hey, I'm the developer of "This Game Is Real". I just saw a huge rise in downloads and was wondering if my game featured somewhere and OMG Markiplier himself played it! Thank you so much for playing!
    The build you played is a very early one, there have been much more added in the game since then, including a second chapter.
    I understand the game is confusing but that is because it is based on some weird nightmares I and some other person I found on the internet had. It is very personal.
    I am right now developing a side project and after that the third and final chapter of this game.
    Again I can't thank you enough, this is like a dream coming true!

    • @kasra602
      @kasra602 Před 4 lety +1150

      i hope you make them! i would love to buy and play it!

    • @UnknownX_Dev
      @UnknownX_Dev Před 4 lety +1367

      @@kasra602 Thank you! They will be free actually! I want as much feedback as possible to get better and start working on more complex projects.

    • @moved21
      @moved21 Před 4 lety +387

      Not sure if this is actually the developer or if your a copycat if you are the real deal then CONGRATULATIONS glad you got the big boost of attention to your game I hope you can take marks advice and make the game a bit more clear and help make the story more clear❤️

    • @ixphion3114
      @ixphion3114 Před 4 lety +87

      Love it

    • @onyx_cat1
      @onyx_cat1 Před 4 lety +72

      Unknown X I’m very excited!!! Keep creating!❤️💜

  • @LilMissNichole
    @LilMissNichole Před 4 lety +4033

    Mark: “Just because there’s blood everywhere doesn’t mean they’re dead.. maybe they had fun!” Me: *suddenly worried about Amy*

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 Před 4 lety +235

      Tsk tsk tsk. Needs more LuBrIcAtIoN

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 Před 4 lety +95

      Hey hey my reply to someone elses comment on someone else's video got a like. I must be famous.

    • @Soundviolence
      @Soundviolence Před 4 lety +86

      *Yes, Your LuBrIcATiOn comment will earn you millions of moneyz*

    • @shadowwolf6776
      @shadowwolf6776 Před 4 lety +22

      apple Mcnugget 😂😂😂 why did i think of subnautica?!

    • @traceyjessop3082
      @traceyjessop3082 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Soundviolence r/comedycemetery

  • @Brex10
    @Brex10 Před 5 měsíci +64

    4:30 I'm pretty sure the entire Cyberpunk soundtrack played in my head during that rant with the amount of times he said it.

  • @z1r1u5
    @z1r1u5 Před 3 lety +93

    "Mah nehbur t-toro"
    Beautiful words spoken by the great Markiplier

    • @cianoAME
      @cianoAME Před 5 měsíci +1

      my favourite amine

  • @theholywiss0349
    @theholywiss0349 Před 4 lety +4122

    Mark: “don’t look behind you”
    Me: Ah yes, the Wall is made out of W A L L

    • @charleybleh
      @charleybleh Před 4 lety +113

      And pillow is made out of *P I L L O W*

    • @weird_lozer4100
      @weird_lozer4100 Před 4 lety +21

      Lmao when I looked back I though my pillow was someone sitting in my room😂Lmao I got scared for a second

    • @chocopans78
      @chocopans78 Před 4 lety +47

      _they are in the wall_

    • @NA-ck4cg
      @NA-ck4cg Před 4 lety +19

      -they will always be behind you 👽👽😈😈😈-

    • @mgrm77
      @mgrm77 Před 4 lety +27

      Ah yes the bed is made of B E D

  • @azikhakeem9345
    @azikhakeem9345 Před 4 lety +2450

    Mark: "don't look behind you"
    Me while watching this with a broken neck:*sob*

  • @michelita1
    @michelita1 Před 3 lety +974

    K I'm rewatching Mark's videos and I'm going full-screen bois wish me luck

    • @roeanft7043
      @roeanft7043 Před 2 lety +70

      i watch this then go to sleep 😊

    • @gahshjdjd8249
      @gahshjdjd8249 Před 2 lety +21

      @@roeanft7043 bruh how we doing this all ;)

    • @zoro3485
      @zoro3485 Před 2 lety +8

      @@gahshjdjd8249 nut

    • @xrik7865
      @xrik7865 Před 2 lety +9

      I just wish he didn’t purposely try to hype up the game, and play it naturally, cause he does have the best selection of horror games

    • @-falcofn9839
      @-falcofn9839 Před 2 lety +2

      Good luck

  • @DaintyBouquet
    @DaintyBouquet Před 3 lety +66

    Mark: “Don’t turn around...”
    Me, who is literally laying in bed: “How do I even-“

  • @rollie..
    @rollie.. Před 4 lety +1710

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me, laying down with a wall behind me: *”you fool”*

  • @joea8635
    @joea8635 Před 4 lety +1978

    Mark: don't turn around
    Me: I turn around and see my dog humping a pillow

  • @DesolateLavender
    @DesolateLavender Před 3 lety +40

    "You lied to me! It's not real, you're not real, and most importantly, I'M not real!"
    Wait a minute.

  • @skeletortheoverlordofevil1749

    "Dont turn around"
    -Immideatly turns around
    -sees a mirror
    *Nothing but disappointment behind me*

  • @xxk0i786
    @xxk0i786 Před 4 lety +410

    Game: He’s coming. Hide.
    Mark: Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • @ceedee2333
    @ceedee2333 Před 4 lety +586

    Merkleperkle: "Don't look behind you..."
    Me, my back to a wall: 3 scary games has taught me not to have a "behind" me anymore.

    • @kimv6547
      @kimv6547 Před 4 lety +7

      You mean Markiplier?

    • @xmischager2664
      @xmischager2664 Před 4 lety +6

      @Kim V Markimoo.

    • @devidevil888
      @devidevil888 Před 4 lety +15

      But what if it's inside the wall?

    • @ceedee2333
      @ceedee2333 Před 4 lety +18

      Michael Hale then I guess I’m screwed. Be sure to give me a 21 kazoo salute at my funeral.

    • @deaththefox721
      @deaththefox721 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol I make sure I am on my bed where there is a mirror that faces where I can see behind me XD

  • @hellnoodlerat4937
    @hellnoodlerat4937 Před 3 lety +41

    Mark: *questions granpappy about dr pepper*
    Me: "WHY IS HIS NECK SO L O N G"

  • @Einstein755
    @Einstein755 Před 3 lety +17

    note: "he's coming better hide"
    Mark: "I WOULD LOVE TO, HOW?"

  • @ronanmax6595
    @ronanmax6595 Před 4 lety +412

    Mark: "is this my s**tin bucket"
    *the toilet*
    "I'm literally right here"

    • @asmasultana6107
      @asmasultana6107 Před 4 lety +4

      Well you know, there could be someone behind you aaand behind the wall... you neever know...

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA Před 4 lety +5

      Only noobs use a toilet. Colonel 100's use a bucket

    • @undan8917
      @undan8917 Před 4 lety +2

      Me on the toilet: *ironic*

    • @L-Archange
      @L-Archange Před 4 lety +2

      Tactical Broskis roblox

    • @wackycrazedgamer0076
      @wackycrazedgamer0076 Před 4 lety +1

      Me: hey... you got some toilet paper? 🧻

  • @fidough3255
    @fidough3255 Před 4 lety +937

    "Just because there's blood everywhere doesn't mean they're dead, maybe they had fun."
    Only mark would ever say such a thing lmao

  • @destinygaming9903
    @destinygaming9903 Před 2 lety +13

    omfg i love that mark immediately stopped his "hey baby!!" when he noticed they were taken its just so wholesome and nice to hear

  • @00spaceissocool00
    @00spaceissocool00 Před 3 lety +12

    The hole in the wall had me DYING of laughter, especially when it was mentioned as wet and had a dank smell 😭

  • @emilylakadosch7238
    @emilylakadosch7238 Před 4 lety +2111

    Markiplier: “Dont look behind you “
    Me: “Looks behind me at my back door wide open”

  • @lemonxtrees2728
    @lemonxtrees2728 Před 4 lety +555

    “Don’t turn around”
    *Sees my brother*
    _HOLY-_

  • @THISfookindude
    @THISfookindude Před 2 lety +23

    15:44 he actually looks at the camera to see if something’s behind him

  • @CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector
    @CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector Před měsícem +4

    "IF YOUR COMMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT"
    HELP IM GONE- 💀

  • @logandurand
    @logandurand Před 4 lety +733

    “If you’re coming right now lemme see it”
    -Mark, 2020

  • @anthonyjoshorbiso7511
    @anthonyjoshorbiso7511 Před 4 lety +238

    Markiplier in a normal video: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier.
    Markiplier in 3 scary games: *H I*

  • @xiaotaiyang1202
    @xiaotaiyang1202 Před 2 lety +14

    Mark: dont turn around
    i turn around to see my father drop an entire pot of cold soup on his leg, hilarious

  • @danielstephens1185
    @danielstephens1185 Před 2 lety +10

    08:44 always fun for some reason to see him genuinely jump scared to the point he needs a breather. This one looks like it actually hurt him too.

  • @strawberryhonk998
    @strawberryhonk998 Před 4 lety +499

    I find it funny that "This Game Is Real" was made with the UNREAL Engine

    • @EricaSwan.
      @EricaSwan. Před 4 lety +42

      This comment is a diamond surrounded by the rough of comments literally only mention mark saying not to turn around. Thank you for originality sir(or maam)

    • @Fl4kdagamer-0451
      @Fl4kdagamer-0451 Před 4 lety +9

      hahaha I get it 😂

    • @murcifulname0152
      @murcifulname0152 Před 4 lety +7

      That is what makes it so real

    • @winko8484
      @winko8484 Před 4 lety

      It’s unreally real

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya Před 4 lety

      Unrealistically real

  • @sagesammoy
    @sagesammoy Před 4 lety +414

    Mark: "Did you expect a jumpscare?"
    Me: *Always*

  • @jeremyvanhorn2645
    @jeremyvanhorn2645 Před 2 lety +47

    Mark: “Hah. pish posh, nooooo. Silly bitch.”
    Me: and I took that personally

  • @Marquellame
    @Marquellame Před 4 měsíci +13

    WHO'S COMING

    • @Marquellame
      @Marquellame Před 3 měsíci +1

      IF YOU'RE COMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT

    • @Redobun
      @Redobun Před 8 dny

      LEMME SEE IT, SHOW ME

  • @beetelee9439
    @beetelee9439 Před 4 lety +847

    Mark: *don’t turn around*
    Me: *turns around*
    My wall: 👁👄👁

  • @adrianna8184
    @adrianna8184 Před 4 lety +602

    Mark: “don’t look behind you” Me: *looks behind while laying on my bed*

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 Před 4 lety +14

      I flipped the bird behind me and then he said okay it's gone right after

    • @adrianna8184
      @adrianna8184 Před 4 lety +5

      Umbrus that poor bird😭 lmao

    • @Lilly-jh6wy
      @Lilly-jh6wy Před 4 lety +6

      Adrianna Urbina not that type of bird lmao

    • @pepozuniga6495
      @pepozuniga6495 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Lilly-jh6wy Awe lad you didn't get the sarcasm

    • @rhysdavid6655
      @rhysdavid6655 Před 4 lety +3

      The demon was spooning you

  • @briannawalcott229
    @briannawalcott229 Před 3 lety +25

    THIS video is what started "Mark isn't real" and NO ONE can convince me otherwise!

  • @Theraeana
    @Theraeana Před 2 lety +14

    12:54
    Mark: Nice codpiece!
    The armor: Doesn't have a codpiece

    • @Luke_FM
      @Luke_FM Před 12 dny

      Chainmail codpiece

  • @Regufyz
    @Regufyz Před 4 lety +620

    Mark: *_DONT TURN AROUND_*
    Me: sees my ugly ass face reflected on my screen
    Also me: *_Im above the law_*

  • @FazbearFrights1983
    @FazbearFrights1983 Před 4 měsíci +12

    4:30

  • @MrFireWolf
    @MrFireWolf Před 3 měsíci +8

    2019: normal Mark video
    now: WHO'S COMING

  • @avaam1080
    @avaam1080 Před 4 lety +344

    0:35 “What, did you expect a jump scare? Oh no, pish posh. Silly biiitch.”

    • @MagniZZZ
      @MagniZZZ Před 4 lety +5

      Your weapons cannot harm me do you know what the f**k I am? I’m the juggernaut

    • @logannewton1181
      @logannewton1181 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes,no, maybe?Idk

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 Před 4 lety +1

      @@MagniZZZ I'm the juggernaut biatch

  • @davidsmolky5912
    @davidsmolky5912 Před 4 lety +417

    "What did you expect, a jump scare?"
    *chuckles slightly*
    "N O S I L L Y B I T C H"

    • @nicolew1760
      @nicolew1760 Před 4 lety +12

      I spat water everywhere when he said that, now I've fizzy water up my nose and all over me 😂😂

    • @colettes4girls
      @colettes4girls Před 4 lety

      I died 🤣😭❤

    • @musicalbininja0356
      @musicalbininja0356 Před 4 lety +1

      😂 i laughed way harder than i should’ve

  • @blkchvrrypie
    @blkchvrrypie Před 3 lety +14

    Love how I cracked open a coke right as he started playing the Dr. Pepper game

  • @jamesmoriarty3877
    @jamesmoriarty3877 Před 3 lety +38

    4:21
    *Markiplier is not real*

    • @naan000
      @naan000 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He's just a burning memory...

    • @Luke_FM
      @Luke_FM Před 12 dny

      He doesn’t know who’s coming

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 Před 4 lety +1086

    Mark: "Oh its another bedroom, what is this a streamer house?"
    Me: Aren't you the same man who has 5 ovens?

  • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
    @unusedaccountlmfaooooo Před 4 lety +578

    "I conk."
    Name: Markiplier
    Occupation: Professional Conker

  • @MisterNobodyReal
    @MisterNobodyReal Před 3 lety +20

    So when he said “don’t look behind you”, i freaked out because I’m sitting in my bed and right behind me is a small gap just big enough for someone to stand. There’s also a curtain between the bed and the gap. H e l p

  • @GabeR115
    @GabeR115 Před 2 lety +7

    It’s rare that an innuendo (the wallgina) gets even more confirmed the more you learn about it

  • @miiman2038
    @miiman2038 Před 3 lety +1890

    " Nooo, silly bitch!" Possibly my favorite line from this whole video.

  • @adamseiden6528
    @adamseiden6528 Před 4 lety +811

    Mark: “why am I standing at sitting height”. Me: Mark don’t you do that in real life?

  • @cadenceronning3488
    @cadenceronning3488 Před 3 lety +11

    *don’t turn around.*
    me: proceeds to eat toast

  • @Nutterbutterrealdd
    @Nutterbutterrealdd Před 6 měsíci +6

    he, he who is coming💀💀

  • @waeng872
    @waeng872 Před 4 lety +6469

    Me: *accidentally clicks video*
    Mark: “hi, you are in the right place”
    Me: I guess so *stays*

    • @l4b367
      @l4b367 Před 3 lety +22

      Same

    • @CHANNLEICONPNG
      @CHANNLEICONPNG Před 3 lety +18

      E

    • @lard0083
      @lard0083 Před 3 lety +52

      fhn fact: that's how i found markiplier in the first place

    • @zackoshi605
      @zackoshi605 Před 3 lety +31

      "There are no accidents."
      -Master Oogway

    • @sunflowerangel9272
      @sunflowerangel9272 Před 3 lety +6

      It’s 12:15 am so I thought I really messed up but he said I was supposed to be here so idek

  • @crazycadet133
    @crazycadet133 Před 4 lety +258

    Mark: "is this my sh*tting bucket?"
    Also Mark: *standing right next to a toilet*

    • @donnaabbott2079
      @donnaabbott2079 Před 4 lety

      he washes his hands in the toilet showers in the sink and the bath is the guest bed

    • @squibidybop
      @squibidybop Před 4 lety

      When he was a kid his family was to poor to afford a toilet they had a bucket they used for pooping in instead.

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot Před 4 lety

      joseph milner no he was too poor to afford a bucket

  • @nnoah7091
    @nnoah7091 Před 3 lety +18

    Me: Mark is so funny and pretty damn adorable
    Mark: Holy helling hell

  • @GloriG_C17
    @GloriG_C17 Před 4 měsíci +5

    4:30 Whos coming? Huh?

  • @johnny5numbers562
    @johnny5numbers562 Před 3 lety +2317

    5:25
    Mark: * looks at a bucket* “Is this my shittin bucket?
    *is currently two feet from a toilet*

    • @alphashewolf0729
      @alphashewolf0729 Před 3 lety +13

      That's what I was thinking 😂

    • @vivosarma6977
      @vivosarma6977 Před 3 lety +19

      You mean turlet right?

    • @Ztar_Gaze
      @Ztar_Gaze Před 2 lety +5

      Literally what I came to the comments to see

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 Před 2 lety +14

      "Do I have to drink the poop bucket? Okay..."
      "N-No Mark you don't have to drink the poop bucket! You're in the wrong bathroom!"
      " *choking noises* Kill me!"

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 Před 2 lety +2

      @Insomnia_Gaming lmao I couldn't resist

  • @kaiarmijo6613
    @kaiarmijo6613 Před 4 lety +928

    Mark: "dont look behind you"
    Me: looks at pillow "don't be killing me, ok?"

  • @ienjoyedmystay5521
    @ienjoyedmystay5521 Před 11 měsíci +4

    2:08 “Why are all the Windows bricked up?”
    -Markiplier 2023

  • @BigBoyCarp
    @BigBoyCarp Před 4 měsíci +3

    this video fiber’d all over my core until I cable 😢

  • @austinadkins914
    @austinadkins914 Před 4 lety +381

    Mark: "We're gonna have so much fun"
    *Mark literally like 5 minutes later* "who's coming? Are you coming? Am I gonna watch you come"

  • @candypoweredrocket
    @candypoweredrocket Před 4 lety +398

    Expect jumpscare
    “No jumpscare”
    Expect during monologue
    No jumpscare
    Irrational fear sets in

  • @misswavelength
    @misswavelength Před 2 lety +6

    I looked behind me and there it was, the most terrifying thing to ever be.
    A fan.

  • @Intoxicatedmeta
    @Intoxicatedmeta Před 3 lety +5

    8:40 this happened to me with Deloris chapter in Visage and i about shit myself, that whole creeping out the side of the corner shit is terrifying real time.

  • @ameliag8451
    @ameliag8451 Před 3 lety +2849

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me who is sitting against a wall: “I-I can’t”

    • @royliu2282
      @royliu2282 Před 3 lety +66

      me who sits in with my back to a window... :-:

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii Před 3 lety +38

      Me laying on my bed: DEMON LET ME OFF OF YOU IM A KID PLEASE 😭

    • @felix_rabbit6607
      @felix_rabbit6607 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dumiighostii i like your name

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii Před 3 lety +5

      @@felix_rabbit6607 thank you

    • @aliviamercado8092
      @aliviamercado8092 Před 3 lety +13

      @@royliu2282 THATS TERRIFYING WHAT IF IT JUST BREAKS

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 Před 4 lety +400

    Mark: "oh did you expect a jumpscare?"
    Me: *expects the jumpscare the whole video*

  • @l-lHl-l
    @l-lHl-l Před 2 lety +4

    "if you are coming right now let me see it" -markiplier 2020

  • @vanessapaviag
    @vanessapaviag Před 3 lety +3

    26:17 am I the only one who read it as Michael Jackson’s HEEHEE😭

  • @ahinev2976
    @ahinev2976 Před 4 lety +607

    "If you're coming right now lemme see it! Show me!"
    I dunno man, seems kinda gay to me

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 Před 4 lety +455

    Mark: "What's important is that you're here with me."
    Me: "Yes, six feet apart, of course."

    • @loreal4294
      @loreal4294 Před 4 lety +20

      direction is very important. six feet above? you’re a seagull. six feet below? you’re dead.

    • @loreal4294
      @loreal4294 Před 4 lety +1

      Clare_Chan1738 ಠ_ಠ of course

    • @kay1a_0606
      @kay1a_0606 Před 4 lety +1

      Social distancing

    • @gamereveve
      @gamereveve Před 4 lety

      I'm getting real Sep 107 vibes-markiplier

    • @brook6944
      @brook6944 Před 4 lety

      in a hob tub cause you're not gay

  • @kakapukastudio9557
    @kakapukastudio9557 Před 4 měsíci +7

    4:29 let me do it for you

    • @aydenator2770
      @aydenator2770 Před 4 měsíci

      CRINGE borzoi meme that meme is CRINGE the lyrics arent even saying “let me do it for you” at ALL its very clear the lyrics dont say that yet people think it does

    • @kakapukastudio9557
      @kakapukastudio9557 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@aydenator2770 🤓

  • @mushroompit
    @mushroompit Před 3 lety +8

    when mark told me not to turn around my floor creaked for solid 5 seconds 0_0

    • @skibidi.G
      @skibidi.G Před 3 měsíci

      It was Ghost trying to scare you 😳

  • @johnvan962
    @johnvan962 Před 4 lety +689

    Mark: Just because there’s blood doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun.
    Me: Oh ya, I’m sure they’re having fun and bouncing around WITHOUT A SPINE.

    • @shroomish4937
      @shroomish4937 Před 4 lety +7

      😂

    • @Varrbariouss
      @Varrbariouss Před 4 lety +9

      True level of masochism😂

    • @batbox417
      @batbox417 Před 4 lety +12

      Hey look who are you to judge of a person way of fun, mabey they like that. You never know

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 Před 4 lety +8

      Is that not the meaning of the dance move 'boneless chicken'?

    • @noahyarbrough9774
      @noahyarbrough9774 Před 4 lety +1

      John Van GOD DAMN HAHA

  • @-fire277-5
    @-fire277-5 Před 4 lety +785

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me: turns around to see my fat cat
    Also me: ah spooky, ive been spooked

  • @richardcorrales1437
    @richardcorrales1437 Před rokem +20

    4:38 Seth Rogan?

  • @austinbighead7113
    @austinbighead7113 Před 2 lety +5

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me laying on my floor: ok.

  • @nipeldikstapel2312
    @nipeldikstapel2312 Před 4 lety +307

    “I don’t have my body condom on”
    - Markiplier, 2020

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 Před 4 lety +2

      *insert THE FACEBOOKRAGINGPENIS here*

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol it autocorrected I meant the face but I don't wanna change it

    • @maryjankay726
      @maryjankay726 Před 4 lety

      Ew...

    • @revnl17
      @revnl17 Před 4 lety +5

      Google's Do- Do you have something you want to tell us? You have to type something a lot for autocorrect to insert that as a correction...

    • @jovondixon3258
      @jovondixon3258 Před 4 lety

      LOOOOOOOIOL

  • @maxs1680
    @maxs1680 Před 4 lety +684

    "dont look behind you"
    me sitting against a wall: *mixture of laughter and nervousness*

    • @waifualexace
      @waifualexace Před 4 lety +21

      Then you realize demons can come through the floor so they can probably past through walls TwT
      *It's time to get S C A R E D*

    • @rogue9328
      @rogue9328 Před 4 lety +7

      I. Have sympathy. But also, consider.
      When I was setting up my room, I was a fool. My bed is against ZERO walls.
      But I do have my high school senior class photo on the wall behind me. So there's that.

    • @lespeng3861
      @lespeng3861 Před 4 lety +2

      @@waifualexace i had the other half of my bed, definitely a mistake to watch this at 11pm 😂

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Před 4 lety +1

      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
      The sounds seem to have stopped...for now...
      *Grues can fly through walls*

    • @kodykrausedds8959
      @kodykrausedds8959 Před 4 lety +3

      Wall monster will get you then

  • @NCXDKG
    @NCXDKG Před 3 lety +8

    "and most importantly, i'm not real"
    well mark has confirmed it here, he's not real

  • @lucasexacustides3282
    @lucasexacustides3282 Před 2 lety +5

    Mark: "Don't look behind you"
    Me, who has my back facing towards a wall: *laughs in evil*

  • @maneater
    @maneater Před 4 lety +505

    "oh, hello, baby. oh, i see you're taken."
    a true gentleman. 😌

    • @bipbipletucha
      @bipbipletucha Před 4 lety +17

      Ethan when he met Amy for the first time.....

    • @shirouemiya5970
      @shirouemiya5970 Před 4 lety +30

      Beepbeep Lettuce Ethan when he saw mark was taken.

    • @futurebacon_
      @futurebacon_ Před 4 lety +6

      idk if you or anyone else reading this knows this but that statue is from a game called Infinity Blade 2

    • @olivermoth
      @olivermoth Před 4 lety +6

      what even are the replies in this section.

  • @liamb9574
    @liamb9574 Před 3 lety +5

    Mark: Don't look behind you
    Me: *Turns around to see my pomeranian wagging his tail at me*

    • @bluebourg9384
      @bluebourg9384 Před 3 lety

      The dog is going to bite you. Mark said TO NOT TURN AROUND.

  • @faysameru
    @faysameru Před 2 lety +5

    i'm impressed on how Mark can memorized all the scp name and their threat.

  • @rox6216
    @rox6216 Před 4 lety +394

    Mark: "Don't look behind you."
    Me, propped up against a wall, in a small frightened voice: "Is it a spider?"

    • @SL-nc1dy
      @SL-nc1dy Před 4 lety +3

      I was looking for this lol

    • @TheGeladoo
      @TheGeladoo Před 4 lety +5

      THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

    • @winterandme1772
      @winterandme1772 Před 4 lety +4

      Rox F if it was a. Spider you would not be typing now cause whatever your on would be broke by you throwing it at a wall

    • @Paschini128
      @Paschini128 Před 4 lety +1

      I looked behind me to find my dog, I was bit scared of her presence

    • @squidwurdiered1445
      @squidwurdiered1445 Před 4 lety

      TheGeladoo DOOOODOOOOO DODODODOODODOOODOOOODOOOOOOOOOODDOODOODOODOOO

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 Před 4 lety +231

    I swear, Mark's voice is the only thing making this quarantine bareable

  • @allisonfleming7018
    @allisonfleming7018 Před 3 lety +9

    (Amy walks into Mark's room for the first time)
    mark: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier"
    amy: " Tf, you ok?"

  • @ethanlong1075
    @ethanlong1075 Před rokem +5

    At 9:35 one of the lightbulbs in my room burned out at the same time as Mark's flashlight stopped working! o_o

  • @lulutown2017
    @lulutown2017 Před 4 lety +457

    Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"
    Also Mark: "I don't know why there is blood everywhere, maybe they had fun?"

    • @6_angie_9
      @6_angie_9 Před 4 lety +9

      I wonder what happened to the tomato soup thing when he sees blood

    • @zaneisdreaming865
      @zaneisdreaming865 Před 4 lety +3

      Maybe we are the masochists and he is the only normal person in the world

    • @sirbar715
      @sirbar715 Před 4 lety +5

      Hes not a masochist he "just wants to know what its like"

    • @Lena-ci3ti
      @Lena-ci3ti Před 4 lety

      Maybe he's a sadist instead 😂

  • @inspectorroy3096
    @inspectorroy3096 Před 3 lety +7

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me: *turns around to see completely smooth faced mark*
    Oh no...

  • @StarWarsman865
    @StarWarsman865 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love how Lixian can literally make mark, just saying hello to the viewers, sound like the most menacing person alive, props to Lixian

  • @ladyrepunsel4567
    @ladyrepunsel4567 Před 3 lety +5225

    Mark doing his “don’t turn around” thing, I turn around and meet the eyes of my smiling and adorable 6 month old daughter wearing a fluffy pink dress with bunnies on it... hmm, yes absolutely terrifying

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D Před 4 lety +220

    "Oh, no, it's another bedroom. What is this, a streamer house?"
    Excuse me who owns 5 ovens?

  • @gergyta9211
    @gergyta9211 Před 2 lety +2

    Watching this after this morning I heard something behind me when I woke up and the “don’t look behind you” skit was very spoopy