3 SCARY GAMES #77

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  • The lesson of this 3 Scary Games is NEVER GET OUT OF BED AT MIDNIGHT!!
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  • @rerorerorero4371
    @rerorerorero4371 Před 2 lety +8493

    i whole heartedly believe if Mark saw an actual demon in his kitchen he would, in fact, approach in pure audacity and fighting stance and go "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU" and I love that for him

    • @sauriodantoxdnt8416
      @sauriodantoxdnt8416 Před 2 lety +110

      Insert jojo vs dio reference*

    • @stidzy0
      @stidzy0 Před 2 lety +225

      also "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"

    • @yes5437
      @yes5437 Před 2 lety +38

      Because Internet personas don’t exist

    • @lilak7115
      @lilak7115 Před 2 lety +103

      More like Hi there I’m markiplier… would you like a sandwich? No ok keep your secrets look demon if ur gonna be here more than a day you will pay rent

    • @robynhood420
      @robynhood420 Před 2 lety +8

      So truuuuuu

  • @Quokka325
    @Quokka325 Před 2 lety +7093

    Remember yall, if someone asks if youre traveling with someone, the answer is always YES

    • @Onyxrissen
      @Onyxrissen Před 2 lety +612

      You know I was actually temp adopted by a random, super nice family for a single night when I traveled to a big city by myself. The musical we were all there to see didn't start till 8 (ended at 1 am) and we were in the middle of a city. And this family I chatted with were just like, hey come eat with us. Like, they ran to catch up to me and everything. It was so sweet of them. I wonder if something horrible would have happened that night without them.

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 Před 2 lety +187

      @@Onyxrissen I’m glad all of you were safe

    • @st4nskzz
      @st4nskzz Před 2 lety +36

      This is off topic but I love your pfp

    • @petitevil8544
      @petitevil8544 Před 2 lety +60

      @@Onyxrissen still better be carefull too many freaks on ths world v.v

    • @Idoyourmommy
      @Idoyourmommy Před 2 lety +230

      Random group of men were following me and two high schoolers came up and talk like I was their little sibling I thanked them and got home on Monday at school I saw them at my school I didn’t know they were to my school but I thanked them again and we have a chat about what we were doing I don’t think I never thanked them enough for saving me I was to scared

  • @yep8986
    @yep8986 Před 2 lety +2533

    Mark: *sees monster and runs into it*
    Also Mark: “I didn’t expect it to kill meee”

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 Před 2 lety +4

      Ah yes... you die when you are killed.

    • @thehuskysnowball9210
      @thehuskysnowball9210 Před 2 lety +12

      Thats Mark alright XD

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan Před 2 lety +40

      I mean to be fair, in many indie horror games the monster disappears when you get close to it. He may have been hoping that was the case there.
      But then again this is also the same man who played Limbo years ago, saw a bottomless pit, went "I bet if I jump into that it'll kill me.." and then jumped into it anyway.
      So maybe I'm giving him too much credit. XD

    • @theironycomedy6
      @theironycomedy6 Před 2 lety +15

      @@LyricaSilvan Yeah, something similar happened when he played fnaf security breach. Saw a pile of garbage and jumped in.

    • @kimi18yt
      @kimi18yt Před rokem

      its a test😊

  • @miss.sheabug.studios
    @miss.sheabug.studios Před 2 lety +4359

    The first game made me really uncomfortable but when Mark was repeating that he was gonna kick the crap outta the guy it made me really oddly happy lmao. Even though he was saying it in a joking matter you could tell he was actually grossed out and serious and it just made me smile :)

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 Před 2 lety +309

      Yeah it made me feel safer

    • @crimsoncrisp8708
      @crimsoncrisp8708 Před 2 lety +161

      Yeah that first game was a proper horror Game.

    • @jfacum24
      @jfacum24 Před 2 lety +176

      @@crimsoncrisp8708 It was more of a shocking game than a horror game

    • @LtSprinkulz
      @LtSprinkulz Před 2 lety +94

      Meh. it's trying to be shocking but it comes off as tryhard and circles back around to being cringy. Lame excuse for horror.

    • @ashen0306
      @ashen0306 Před 2 lety +136

      @@LtSprinkulz It's obviously cheesy slasher horror, it ain't that deep lmao.

  • @calimango7926
    @calimango7926 Před 2 lety +17577

    I like how every other CZcamsrs thumbnail is an image of them looking extra shocked and surprised, but with Mark it's always some hilariously photoshopped abomination.

  • @VoxFelis
    @VoxFelis Před 2 lety +7184

    "Is it a horror game or just an excuse for nudity?"
    "Yes"

  • @feroxalis
    @feroxalis Před 4 měsíci +113

    I love the aggression Mark has towards the creep. Not just in this video, but whenever a character like that appears in a game, Mark's comedic wrath always makes me feel very at ease

  • @zacharyshelton4087
    @zacharyshelton4087 Před 2 lety +549

    Ghost/demon lady at the end of the third game: "I'm gonna stand here and spook him real good"
    Player character: *checks her out*

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Před 2 lety +14

      That game has the same energy as all those weird Indian green screen TikToks, and no one can make me think otherwise.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Před 2 lety +4314

    "An army of giant women has come for me!" - Mark accidentally tells us about one of his dreams of Lady Dimitrescu

    • @shadowapocalypse9012
      @shadowapocalypse9012 Před 2 lety +106

      Oh, not this again...

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet Před 2 lety +64

      I was saying the whole time that that game ties into Mark's tall lady power trip kink 😆

    • @imtheguywhoasked4010
      @imtheguywhoasked4010 Před 2 lety +22

      If Mark doesn't respond to this comment, it's safe to say it's true

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun Před 2 lety +15

      @@imtheguywhoasked4010 it is confirmed that its true

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman Před 2 lety +6

      Yo, did this cat find out about Lady Hellbender yet?

  • @SGHmemories
    @SGHmemories Před 2 lety +2088

    The poor English translation on the last one is gold. "She spoiled everything with her BUFFOONERY." Oh my.

    • @blaze41
      @blaze41 Před 2 lety +27

      They should've just had the girl on the phone fix the translations

    • @AcousticNoise
      @AcousticNoise Před 2 lety +65

      I'm absolutely adopting "buffoonery" into my vocabulary.

    • @stevetayler9518
      @stevetayler9518 Před 2 lety +51

      The first floor was hilarious.
      Because they used the British meaning of “the floor of a building above the ground floor” rather than the American where the ground floor IS the first floor.

    • @MamaToFive
      @MamaToFive Před 2 lety +9

      It annoyed me...if you're gonna make a fucking game in English, AT LEAST GET THE FUCKING TRANSLATIONS RIGHT. Christ. It made it unwatchable.
      (Yeah, I am a little cranky tonight, what of it?)

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 Před 2 lety +23

      @@MamaToFive What of it?... Talkin' to me?... Well FAKYOOW!... Whaddyagonnadoaboutit! - *slapslapslapslap*

  • @itz_luluafton9523
    @itz_luluafton9523 Před 2 lety +616

    can we all take a moment to appreciate how Lixian gives us flash warnings AND tells us when they end

    • @ashtonactually445
      @ashtonactually445 Před rokem +13

      We respect Lixian here 🫡

    • @AceGaming6666
      @AceGaming6666 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Is lixian the editer?

    • @sketchyswirl
      @sketchyswirl Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@AceGaming6666 yep! he's not the only editor, but i think lixian does most of the editing. he pops up sometimes in marks videos as a little cartoon guy to interact with mark

  • @meniimya5148
    @meniimya5148 Před rokem +50

    "is that me ripping ass or is the staircase ripping ass"
    i'm crying

  • @mrbread531
    @mrbread531 Před 2 lety +4251

    Interesting fact: In some countries "First floor" doesn't refer to the ground floor but to the floor above it.

    • @achylan62
      @achylan62 Před 2 lety +166

      I am from Spain and can confirm that is true here

    • @swaggyryo
      @swaggyryo Před 2 lety +129

      True in germany

    • @puppetgirl3096
      @puppetgirl3096 Před 2 lety +219

      I think this may be a Europe thing

    • @MeonLights
      @MeonLights Před 2 lety +69

      @@puppetgirl3096 Afaik it is. In Germany as well. Generally there is a Ground Floor / Base / Parterre and the one above is the first floor.

    • @Bobthehuntedbobcat
      @Bobthehuntedbobcat Před 2 lety +19

      In stupid countries you mean

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Před 2 lety +5282

    Anyone else find it a bit odd that a game about being stalked by a pervert who watches you in the shower has a mode that lets you be a pervert who watches people in the shower?

    • @tei4724
      @tei4724 Před 2 lety +500

      It's the whole, sympathise with victims of sexual assault, but don't empathise.

    • @butteredcornfr
      @butteredcornfr Před 2 lety +96

      @@tei4724 wait if you don’t mind me asking, what’s the difference between sympathy and empathy

    • @tei4724
      @tei4724 Před 2 lety +635

      @@butteredcornfr To sympathise is to feel sorry for someone.
      To empathise is to feel or understand what another person feels.
      It's just a way to say "damn that sucks" to sexual assault/rape victims without actually caring about it... Using it for a game and then backtracking.
      I'm not trying to imply any real malice on the creator's behalf but it's really frustrating since it happens in so many games.

    • @hamzaimran771
      @hamzaimran771 Před 2 lety +415

      @@tei4724 I'm pretty sure that mode exists to give the game that cheesy slasher horror movie feel; though whether it should exist or not is another topic entirely; the reason itself is pretty apparent

    • @butteredcornfr
      @butteredcornfr Před 2 lety +43

      ok thank u guys for helping me out

  • @marshalmarshall2109
    @marshalmarshall2109 Před 2 lety +282

    "I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL BURY YOU!" -an unarmed Markiplier to the demon that broke into his house.

  • @KizzyJay
    @KizzyJay Před rokem +88

    That zoom into mark immediately changing it to sfw mode so subtle but so funny.

  • @xenoraptor4714
    @xenoraptor4714 Před 2 lety +2353

    "I'm over thinking everything, not that I'm overthinking everything, I'm over the concept of thinking in general"
    Such beautiful words

    • @OrtizIndustries
      @OrtizIndustries Před 2 lety +11

      why is there a piece of paper here? hahaha

    • @Dokattak
      @Dokattak Před 2 lety +3

      Mark should frame that.

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT Před 2 lety +6

      Timestamp: 21:01

    • @yashichaos
      @yashichaos Před 2 lety +2

      i laughed so hard at this that i had to pause hahahah

  • @awolfe7482
    @awolfe7482 Před 2 lety +6946

    The IMMEDIATE anxiety in my gut when I find out I'm a woman traveling alone at night... And then the game just COMFIRMS THE FEARS

    • @her7498
      @her7498 Před 2 lety +281

      HONESTLY.

    • @totallycalixo
      @totallycalixo Před 2 lety +167

      I’m most definitely a woman and not a male, I agree.

    • @hastingsbarnes910
      @hastingsbarnes910 Před 2 lety +83

      Everybody gets scared at night.

    • @awenwraig
      @awenwraig Před 2 lety +242

      the second I realized the character is a woman traveling alone at night I turned the volume down and played the video in a small window 😱

    • @clumtimberson6536
      @clumtimberson6536 Před 2 lety +30

      lmao, this reply section

  • @lilBitty21
    @lilBitty21 Před rokem +13

    It kinda broke my heart when the line "it was just a dream about my...father." Which says something about the protagonist and the antagonist in the game

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před 7 měsíci +8

    I love how IMMEDIATELY pissed Mark got when the guy was being a creep

  • @cryptowatcher5963
    @cryptowatcher5963 Před 2 lety +3286

    One of my motto's is "Don't get scared. Get angry." and I feel as though Mark has fully embodied that motto in this video.

    • @chloenightingale8363
      @chloenightingale8363 Před 2 lety +9

      Discworld fan?

    • @hmmyes8238
      @hmmyes8238 Před 2 lety +91

      What if you dont want to be angry but being scared just pisses you off naturally

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw Před 2 lety +55

      @@hmmyes8238 thats just fight/flight/freeze response and your body's choosing to fight

    • @AspieGirlArianaHale
      @AspieGirlArianaHale Před 2 lety +12

      Sounds like something SCP-096 would do (instead of being anxious about anyone looking at him, he rages at anyone who dares)! LOL. 😂

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +12

      "CAN YOU GIVE ME A GODDAMN ROOM?!"

  • @CaidhMor
    @CaidhMor Před 2 lety +3222

    So the third game could actually be renamed "Affordable Housing Crisis".

    • @teeth7768
      @teeth7768 Před 2 lety +85

      the only reasonable priced homes have nightmare floor plans, weird dolls and huge women inside them!

    • @kitkatpita6703
      @kitkatpita6703 Před 2 lety +27

      Noooo my affordable house!!

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 Před 2 lety +34

      @@teeth7768 I'm sure Mark will like the "huge women" part

    • @todorokishoto8908
      @todorokishoto8908 Před 2 lety +8

      @@motifity3416 true

    • @valatrix711
      @valatrix711 Před 2 lety +10

      Oh no! My affordable house... It's broken

  • @christopherrichard1531
    @christopherrichard1531 Před 2 lety +47

    "CAN YOU GIVE A GOD DAMN ROOM!"
    - Markiplier 2021

  • @Yagirlkenzie05
    @Yagirlkenzie05 Před 2 lety +235

    Honestly that first game was very anxiety inducing... Woman traveling alone at night to a motel.... Sad to know that stuff like this actually happens...

  • @nerdy8386
    @nerdy8386 Před 2 lety +3036

    love how mark doesn’t change at all and has a crush on every woman who is taller than him

  • @superbarnio1016
    @superbarnio1016 Před 2 lety +7024

    Mark: turns on nsfw mod
    Mark : this is fine
    Lixian: **deep depresion**
    Powerd by OFFSEASON

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful Před 2 lety +85

      I know right?! Like that is just more work for Lixian, but also more opportunities for hijinks too lol 😂!

    • @AgentVamp
      @AgentVamp Před 2 lety +34

      depression*

    • @Tuegay123
      @Tuegay123 Před 2 lety +55

      @@AgentVamp depresssion*

    • @RG-rm6ih
      @RG-rm6ih Před 2 lety +89

      deprision sounds like a rip off of caprisun

    • @argonile2344
      @argonile2344 Před 2 lety +32

      @@Tuegay123 depressssion*

  • @lanelletheartist7576
    @lanelletheartist7576 Před 2 lety +76

    Guy: Wow, Calm down!
    Markiplier: *(rage mode) CAN YOU GIVE ME A GOD DAMN ROOM?!*
    2:40 🔥🔥🔥
    3:00 Like a... Like a 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrYoursomesanta
    @MrYoursomesanta Před 2 lety +6

    In ireland "shifting" is what what you yanks would call "first base", if you out for the night and single you out looking for the shift.

  • @Hamsterjuices
    @Hamsterjuices Před 2 lety +1405

    The worse thing about the conversation with the fat guy in the beginning of the game is that it 100% actually happens to women and it's gross

    • @leelahpegues9959
      @leelahpegues9959 Před 2 lety +99

      Big facts

    • @Lorenamaysing
      @Lorenamaysing Před 2 lety +41

      Yeah for sure.

    • @ungodlytemptations
      @ungodlytemptations Před 2 lety +97

      Yeah, act like an animal get put down like one

    • @peachyvgk1497
      @peachyvgk1497 Před 2 lety +131

      i love how mark got uncomfortable and angry. he's a feminist😌

    • @lookover1254
      @lookover1254 Před 2 lety +323

      @@peachyvgk1497 I mean he's just doing whatever a normal human would do, which is being grossed out. you don't say that to people...it's fucking weird.

  • @kingi7894
    @kingi7894 Před 2 lety +2209

    Mark: gets stuck in a game
    Also Mark: “I BROKE IT!!!”

  • @mirnafairy
    @mirnafairy Před 2 lety +25

    The movement pattern in the last game makes me imagine the person/Mark is tip toeing about in a very cartoonish way, hands up in front and all. :P

  • @syse3491
    @syse3491 Před 2 lety +44

    "You turn around and you see..."
    *Mark gets FNAF eyes*
    "Demons..."
    "Demon Crunch Cereal."

  • @yeehawgaylord7655
    @yeehawgaylord7655 Před 2 lety +2378

    Mark repeating that he was gonna beat the guy from the first game up gave me such joy

  • @silwatmahmud4672
    @silwatmahmud4672 Před 2 lety +3123

    The interactions with Lixian are never gonna get old

  • @Wongleheimer
    @Wongleheimer Před 2 lety +6

    21:10
    “I’m done with that thought. I’m over thinking everything. Not that I’m over thinking everything but I’m over the concept of thinking in general. I just don’t like doing it.”
    Felt that.

  • @raccooncontrols407
    @raccooncontrols407 Před 2 lety +14

    "Not that I'm overthinking it, but I'm over the concept of thinking in general" felt that

  • @VishalGude
    @VishalGude Před 2 lety +3598

    mark: plays literally any spooky game
    youtube: *F N A F .*

    • @trollerman6321
      @trollerman6321 Před 2 lety +44

      Thats just fax

    • @BreoneMusic
      @BreoneMusic Před 2 lety +3

      It would be really cool if I could hit 10k so that I could do my face reveal 🥺🥺 can you help me?

    • @sovietfrog4506
      @sovietfrog4506 Před 2 lety +67

      @@BreoneMusic SHUT

    • @sovietfrog4506
      @sovietfrog4506 Před 2 lety +61

      @Squid Game 🅥 SHUT

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 Před 2 lety +31

      Maybe because he's the king of FNAF

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 2 lety +2138

    So he makes a stop at a motel and everything goes wrong. Then he's at an air bnb and tries to get a midnight snack only for that to go wrong. Then he gets to his AFFORDABLE HOUSE only to find that it's haunted by some kind of grandma demon doll.

    • @perturbthepixel1410
      @perturbthepixel1410 Před 2 lety +72

      Lovely weekend!

    • @paniccmelodii2900
      @paniccmelodii2900 Před 2 lety +86

      Guess he just can’t find a nice place to stay

    • @googli300
      @googli300 Před 2 lety +36

      this is too relatable ngl

    • @hyst3r1cr0s3s
      @hyst3r1cr0s3s Před 2 lety +19

      Every middle class living situation

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 Před 6 měsíci +5

      So what you're saying is that all of the stories are connected...? Got it, got it, got it... MatPat, take note!

  • @potawatadingdong
    @potawatadingdong Před 2 lety +28

    The ending of the last game had me in tears. Between the "ttt" and the loud music, it was hilarious.

  • @anactiveuser8354
    @anactiveuser8354 Před 2 lety +4

    39:25
    *little girl scream*
    the subtitles: *[Music]*

  • @jellobowl1962
    @jellobowl1962 Před 2 lety +4938

    Mark: *Attracted to tall, dangerous women*
    Me, remembering this: "Now, that's some *respectable* power!"

  • @UR_Bum007
    @UR_Bum007 Před 2 lety +4621

    Mark: *Plays fnaf and makes it very popular roughly 7 years ago*
    CZcams: So you're playing Fnaf today?
    Mark: no I'm playing-
    CZcams: So you are playing Fnaf today

    • @EmotionalSphere
      @EmotionalSphere Před 2 lety +33

      it b like that tho lol

    • @sethender443
      @sethender443 Před 2 lety +109

      Okay I have a question about horror games: WHY DOES EVERYONE LOCK THE DOORS IN THERE OWN HOUSE AND LEAVE THE FRUCKING KEYS LYING EVERYWHERE RANDOMLY?! WHO DOES THAT?! COS IT SEEMS LIKE ITS COMPLETELY NORMAL IN THE WORLD OF HORROR GAMES XD

    • @hamomamo555
      @hamomamo555 Před 2 lety +9

      I cannot like this knowing ill ruin the 666

    • @parkerbishop9638
      @parkerbishop9638 Před 2 lety +8

      He is the kING,,,..,.. OFFIVENIGHTSATFREDDIES,,,… so CZcams can only oblige

    • @someone-in2wy
      @someone-in2wy Před 2 lety +15

      @@sethender443 sounds like a thing i would do

  • @kimchiii42
    @kimchiii42 Před 2 lety +14

    Giiirl when I tell you I would check that ENTIRE hotel room for cameras before I even THINK of getting in that shower, ESPECIALLY after that experience with the receptionist.

  • @kaylarichards759
    @kaylarichards759 Před 2 lety +3

    I adore that you keep this video accessible to those who are sensitive to flashing lights by giving key phrases to when they can tune back into videos.

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 Před 2 lety +11991

    Me everyday before I sleep: Let me watch mark playing scary games.

  • @noogai2237
    @noogai2237 Před 2 lety +1110

    My man lixian never running out of ways to distort mark's face into a redacted hell creature

    • @creeperstew2301
      @creeperstew2301 Před 2 lety +3

      Almost 1k likes without a reply looks weird so here's one.

  • @emenalus
    @emenalus Před 2 lety +73

    Honestly, the first game had some really strong "The Convenience Store" vibes to it. Anybody feel me?

    • @fps_dark5984
      @fps_dark5984 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s made by the same people

    • @emenalus
      @emenalus Před 2 lety +4

      @@fps_dark5984 Ohhh, that makes sense

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 Před 2 lety

      In which ways? I'm really looking for the vibe now that you mentioned. I love that game, and pretty much every other game made by Chilla Something Something (whatever the team's name was. I remember that there was a little plushie on the table of the girl's house in The Convenience Store that alludes to their name)

    • @emenalus
      @emenalus Před 2 lety

      @@genkureshima9834 Been a while since I saw this video, don't exactly remember what it was that made me feel thar way. Probably the graphics and/or the overall atmosphere.

    • @fishblublublub
      @fishblublublub Před 8 měsíci

      @@fps_dark5984it’s not

  • @laylassong2377
    @laylassong2377 Před 2 lety +180

    Mark: WHAT IS SHIFTING??
    Hogwarts tiktokers: well actually-

  • @ghostaroom1596
    @ghostaroom1596 Před 2 lety +334

    "FOR GODS SAKE, CENSOR IT."
    - Markiplier

  • @redtexan7053
    @redtexan7053 Před 2 lety +429

    Some advice if you’re ever stuck in a situation where you have to stay in a suspect motel, if you’re traveling, or for any other reason:
    1.) Cover mirrors with the towels from the bathroom. If you plan on using the towels, replace them with any other adequately sized linens you don’t intend to use.
    2.) Check the insides of ceiling fans, lamps, and telephones for audio bugs and wires.
    3.) Before you go to bed, take a shower, or do anything else that would leave you in a compromised position, lever a chair up against the front door. Make sure you get the back of the chair wedged up underneath the door handle.
    There’s a lot of weird and evil people out there, and you don’t want to be the one person naive, trusting, or simply unlucky enough to bump into a predator.

    • @ShroomCloudd
      @ShroomCloudd Před 2 lety +29

      Thank you kind mam/sir/person

    • @Viper40758
      @Viper40758 Před 2 lety +24

      And carry a gun with you

    • @alucard2645
      @alucard2645 Před 2 lety +37

      @@Viper40758 what if you are not american

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 Před 2 lety +52

      @@alucard2645 pepper spray, or hair spray, or bug spray

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 Před 2 lety +31

      @@alucard2645 I highly suggest, for any person (man or woman) to take at least one unarmed self defense class. Better than nothing.

  • @seraph9879
    @seraph9879 Před 2 lety +10

    The last game was so unintentionally funny, like i loved that so much

  • @shitmaster9000
    @shitmaster9000 Před rokem +7

    37:00 Demon telephone spitting straight bars 🔥🔥🔥

  • @summerg8863
    @summerg8863 Před 2 lety +2229

    “Time to hit the ol’ dusty trail”
    “Yawnerama”
    “Yummeruma”
    Just a few of Mark’s famous catch phrases

    • @andymanson3836
      @andymanson3836 Před 2 lety +7

      But "Time to hit the ol' dusty trail." is a saying that's been around for years lol maybe even a couple of centuries if not longer.

    • @playamongthestars7077
      @playamongthestars7077 Před 2 lety +18

      @@andymanson3836 it can still be one of his catchphrases lmao having a catchphrase doesn't mean you invented it

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 Před 2 lety +2

      I love the good ol “Entered into his chest and burst out like a apricot!” - outlast whistleblower

  • @rosarioby612
    @rosarioby612 Před 2 lety +232

    "Just a nightmare with my... father".
    From how small the game is, I'd say that the monster being a hulking pig that chases you down after you get a late night snack is a metaphor for the character's dad being physically and emotionally abusive around the character being hungry. Perhaps the dad always called them a 'pig' and when catching them snacking after hours he would dole out punishment.
    Or maybe that's reading too into it. XD

    • @_lemony_tart
      @_lemony_tart Před 2 lety +30

      Ιm pretty sure mark missed some creepy messages from the father on the phone

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 Před 2 lety +8

      I'd say it's a metaphor for karma when you eat animals. - The player-character ate a carcass after all.

    • @C0rvidC0rpse
      @C0rvidC0rpse Před 2 lety +19

      @@michaelmonstar4276 i think if it was a vegan type game they’d definitely make more of a point about the fact that you’re eating meat

    • @Le_Confuzzlement
      @Le_Confuzzlement Před 2 lety +12

      Nah that's a pretty good analysis

    • @michaelsuder1355
      @michaelsuder1355 Před 2 lety +23

      @@C0rvidC0rpse no it wasn't. The OP was pretty much on point. A message about veganism wouldn't bother making a connection between the protagonist and his/her father.

  • @abandoned_channel688
    @abandoned_channel688 Před 2 lety +18

    Markiplier: this is fine
    Lixian:I'm coming to your home with a chainsaw so you bett-

  • @viviawaag863
    @viviawaag863 Před 2 lety +10

    Midnight snack character: "I can't leave the lights on"
    Also Midnight snack character: leaves tv on

  • @satirical.ailments8335
    @satirical.ailments8335 Před 2 lety +677

    Mark: *chooses NSFW mode* this is fine
    Lixian: AM I A JOKE TO YOU???

    • @hydra7094
      @hydra7094 Před 2 lety +12

      literally a pair of tits on the wall in the first room

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl Před 2 lety +1

      Jacksepticeye: nO, yOu AnTiClimAtic guy!

  • @KeWDu
    @KeWDu Před 2 lety +1140

    I think in the third game, shifting is just a mistranslation and it’s actually supposed to be moving, like I’m moving into the new home.

    • @CottonyAlmonds
      @CottonyAlmonds Před 2 lety +19

      Or English is just an asshole of a language

    • @hokori7331
      @hokori7331 Před 2 lety +30

      @@CottonyAlmonds that's basically what they were saying..

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant Před 2 lety +30

      nah shifting is good ! i love to shift as often as i can !

    • @yannis7815
      @yannis7815 Před 2 lety +3

      @@CottonyAlmonds no english is one of the easiest languages to learn

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak Před 2 lety

      Shifting sounds like a word for something...

  • @gremlin.x
    @gremlin.x Před 2 lety +8

    I can imagine mark in his house with strange stuff happening and possessions and things and him just going, " cool, im off to bed"

  • @MrBrandosauce
    @MrBrandosauce Před 2 lety +17

    I love the interaction between him and lixian. It's so hilarious and kind of wholesome

  • @TheR-DaciousOne
    @TheR-DaciousOne Před 2 lety +852

    Mark: *plays a wide variety of indie horror games*
    CZcams: "Ah shit, at it again with the Five Nights at Freddy's."

  • @Zamorouskiwhich
    @Zamorouskiwhich Před 2 lety +204

    My favorite horror cliche: "The door is lock"

  • @saifmohamed2967
    @saifmohamed2967 Před 2 lety +7

    22:45 it's just a cave under your house

  • @KateCat420
    @KateCat420 Před rokem +22

    I love how right after Mark gets killed in the second game he immediately goes "alright you b*tch" 😂😂😂

  • @sigma_04
    @sigma_04 Před 2 lety +736

    Everybody, seeing a demon in the kitchen: *screaming/running/cowering in fear*
    Markiplier: WELL, WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?!? *approaching aggressivley*

  • @TCMusic-iv4nd
    @TCMusic-iv4nd Před 2 lety +399

    The 3rd game used the British word "torch" for flashlight, so "1st floor" actually does mean the 2nd floor. In British English, what Americans would call "1st floor" is called "ground floor" instead.

    • @lordtacocat3138
      @lordtacocat3138 Před 2 lety +2

      Neato

    • @Napletnik656
      @Napletnik656 Před 2 lety +7

      yes in poland we have same thing

    • @jacel987
      @jacel987 Před 2 lety +9

      That’s too much information for my peanut brain

    • @TiredHumanBeing
      @TiredHumanBeing Před 2 lety

      I also say groundfloor, I don't refer to flashlights as torches though. Not that it matters though lol.

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen Před 2 lety +3

      Can you explain shifting or are the Brits as lost as the Americans on that one? 😅

  • @mrskittles6312
    @mrskittles6312 Před rokem +2

    That shower sound scared the shid out of me

  • @shuaery
    @shuaery Před 2 lety +8

    Thank you Lixian for dealing with him doing all this weird crap.

  • @septymbernikohl8640
    @septymbernikohl8640 Před 2 lety +612

    "Is that me ripping a** or the stair case ripping a**", the Big Brain Markiplier pondered. 🤣😂😭

    • @ussr4906
      @ussr4906 Před 2 lety +10

      That is one of the most important questions of life

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 Před 2 lety +5

      "Did you rip one from the front or from the back?"

    • @KatieCochran
      @KatieCochran Před 2 lety +3

      That line honestly fucking sent me, LOL!

  • @pastself9256
    @pastself9256 Před 2 lety +274

    Markiplier at the beginning of the video: Nothing here is scary.
    Fades to black.
    Me, seeing my own reflection in the black screen: screams.

  • @billylenz3843
    @billylenz3843 Před 2 lety +7

    5:55 i get you Mark I hate sleeping with my bathroom door open and My Bedroom door open and the Closet. I hate it all

  • @legoman5491
    @legoman5491 Před rokem +15

    I love how markiplier can make light of many situations

  • @cats1970
    @cats1970 Před 2 lety +608

    Pro tip: sleeping in the wild is better than a motel like that if you wanna live

    • @TheAngelOfDeath000
      @TheAngelOfDeath000 Před 2 lety +8

      Well I sleep in a cell sooo........

    • @Nahyoudontgetthat
      @Nahyoudontgetthat Před 2 lety +50

      I mean…. There’s so many things inside and outside a scummy motel that will eventually or immediately kill you…
      The owner
      The staff
      Your neighbour
      The linen
      Whatever is living in the mattress
      The rusty staples holding down the infected carpet on every surface
      The door knob
      That figure in the corner at 2 am muttering something about cheese
      The weird green shit bubbling in the toilet even though it’s 3 degrees in the room at all times

    • @pitayafruit
      @pitayafruit Před 2 lety +13

      @@Nahyoudontgetthat that's oddly specific. Especially cheese muttering fella

    • @gutrippa6450
      @gutrippa6450 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheAngelOfDeath000 what

    • @aiadeva
      @aiadeva Před 2 lety +5

      @@Nahyoudontgetthat seriously though bed bugs are no joke, they are worse than cockroaches. Once you have some in your house it's extremely difficult to get rid of it but on top of that you can accidentally infect other people home because bed bugs eggs stick to everything including your clothes and if you go to someone else home they can get stick to the furniture there, and infect the other home
      It sucks

  • @hardlymeow340
    @hardlymeow340 Před 2 lety +336

    A true gentleman…instead of saying “the game is broken” mark says “I broke the game”

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks Před 2 lety +10

      Well idk if you were here back in 2014 and stuff but mark would joke often that he broke games XD so it’s probably a reference to that.

  • @NBM9163
    @NBM9163 Před rokem +1

    for anyone else whos confused, im pretty sure the "shift" and "shifting" (from the 3rd game) mean moved/moving

  • @WicksyGaming
    @WicksyGaming Před 2 lety +4

    “My channel is gooone” LMAOO had me in tears! 😂

  • @_nr193
    @_nr193 Před 2 lety +818

    Character *sees goat: “ahhh Just like gramma used to sacrifice… “

  • @Dac85
    @Dac85 Před 2 lety +631

    "What country was this made in?!"
    "It no longer exists!"

  • @rosaragnvindr6198
    @rosaragnvindr6198 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The first one was scary, because it is something that actually happens in real life, WAY too often and that has to change. And I also loved how Mark wasn't scared, just mad!

  • @sarahimcameron
    @sarahimcameron Před 2 lety +3

    why do i feel like if mark heard someone walking in his house, he'd say
    WHO WALKIN

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Před 2 lety +759

    Mark: chooses nsfw mode
    Lixian: _why are we still here? just to suffer?_

    • @snack_bar2474
      @snack_bar2474 Před 2 lety +4

      I got a question, how do you do the slanted font? I’ve been trying to figure it out for years.

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls Před 2 lety +25

      @@snack_bar2474
      Use * before and after the word(s) for bold
      Use _ before and after the word(s) for italicized
      Use - before and after the word(s) for crossed out

    • @theholytoilet6668
      @theholytoilet6668 Před 2 lety +9

      @@williamfalls Oh, so _that’s_ how you do the cross out! Thanks, I was always curious about that, but never bothered to look it up.

    • @SketchyAshe
      @SketchyAshe Před 2 lety +2

      -oooo-

    • @jeremyfitzgerald8283
      @jeremyfitzgerald8283 Před 2 lety +5

      *Don't mind me*
      _Just testing this out_
      -To see if I'm doing it right-

  • @somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236

    16:43 - nobody gonna talk about how the little nightmares theme's playing in the background as the character ascends the stairs??

  • @Ballgrabber10
    @Ballgrabber10 Před 2 lety +10

    4:21 bro was speaking straights facts

  • @cancelledmoomin
    @cancelledmoomin Před 2 lety +591

    lixian: doing his best
    mark: mORE-

  • @valeruiin3805
    @valeruiin3805 Před rokem +7

    12:34 okay but the music is popping off-

  • @SpringyDinge89
    @SpringyDinge89 Před 2 měsíci +1

    21:08 “Never mind. I am done with that thought. I’m overthinking everything, not that I’m /overthinking/ everything but I’m over the concept of thinking in general. I just don’t like doing it.”
    Big mood

  • @the100thwitch
    @the100thwitch Před 2 lety +800

    I love these indie horror games series, Mark's humor with Lixian's edits is the best~

    • @frankhorriganenjoyer
      @frankhorriganenjoyer Před 2 lety +5

      Were tildes necessary

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise Před 2 lety

      He talks too much. Kills the whole mood.
      I thought he had gotten better but he has reverted back to his behaviour from earlier videos
      It Is so ANNOYING, LOUD and OBNOXIOUS

    • @Beepboop001
      @Beepboop001 Před 2 lety +9

      @@InnerRise who are you talking about?

    • @gbriezla
      @gbriezla Před 2 lety +17

      @@InnerRise then why tf r u watching lmao

    • @jimena6194
      @jimena6194 Před 2 lety +15

      @@InnerRise that’s literally why we watch him if you don’t like it you can just not watch?

  • @VoidOnyx
    @VoidOnyx Před 2 lety +204

    I love how mark is reviwing these games like a teacher grading their students projects

    • @brysonbodner6468
      @brysonbodner6468 Před 2 lety +2

      NAH THE TEACHER BE LIKE FAIL,FAIL,FAIL,PASS,FAIL,FAIL

  • @mtffasthandsvr5299
    @mtffasthandsvr5299 Před 2 lety +5

    36:07 markiplier: "where is this, fhoun?" me: *starts to bust out laughing*

  • @TravisSlayton
    @TravisSlayton Před 2 lety +1

    “ITS ASS BLASTING TIME AND NOT THE KIND YOU LIKE!” I’m so done 😂🤣😂

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 Před 2 lety +502

    Tall woman: *exists*
    Mark: 🎵 IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE, I WOULD TAKE IT 🎵

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 Před 2 lety +24

      IT'S A SHOT IN THE DARK BUT HE'LL MAKE IT

    • @wolfsbane4587
      @wolfsbane4587 Před 2 lety +16

      @@princessego5568 Know with all of you heart, you can't shake me.

    • @hannahs6701
      @hannahs6701 Před 2 lety +16

      When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather beeeeeee

    • @teeth7768
      @teeth7768 Před 2 lety +15

      @@hannahs6701 N-n-n-no, no, no, no place id rather be

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 Před 2 lety +14

      @@teeth7768 n-n-n-no no, no place I’d rather beeee!

  • @gibbynewtron4348
    @gibbynewtron4348 Před 2 lety +623

    “It was just a bad dream with my father.”
    I feel like it signifies a dead-beat and/or abusive father

    • @M3ilo
      @M3ilo Před 2 lety +6

      i dont think thats what he meant..

    • @articwolfgirlwolfgirl5617
      @articwolfgirlwolfgirl5617 Před 2 lety +75

      Because mark didn't pick up the phone you couldn't see the text message from her dad. The texts were hinting towards potential sexual abuse

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 Před 2 lety +9

      @@articwolfgirlwolfgirl5617
      As always.
      There will be a time when both games of any level (indie or aaa) or genre and shows/movies don't need to involve sexual abuse towards any group to have an impact. Until then...

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole Před rokem +18

      Entirely possible but I much prefer to imagine that they're fathers actually just a straight up pig mutant

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Před rokem

      @@genkureshima9834 Games and movies reflect real life. Maybe when such things don't happen to real people they won't exist in fiction anymore, but who are we kidding? Such things will always exist because there will always be such lowlifes in society.

  • @milkbread9822
    @milkbread9822 Před 2 lety +2

    i expected the jumuscare at the beginning but still got scared LMAO

  • @thedabbinggamer3726
    @thedabbinggamer3726 Před 2 lety +8

    I love how marks FIRST REACTION TO A MONSTER THAT JUST APPEARS is to just charge it

  • @shadow_leaf7965
    @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +1149

    First game: here's a motel and-
    Me, having just rewatched psycho: "skedaddle skiddare, get the hell out of there"

    • @WatercolourHazard
      @WatercolourHazard Před 2 lety +17

      I thought the same thing. Also Psycho is still super scary in the year of our lord 2021

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +23

      @@WatercolourHazard seeing as 2021 has been horrible, I'm curious as to who your lord is

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +14

      @EntityGaming respect

    • @finniatias
      @finniatias Před 2 lety +4

      Is psycho a horror movie? If so, WHERE CAN I WATCH IT

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +10

      @@finniatias I think both the new one and the original are on Netflix. In my personal opinion, the original is far better

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 Před 2 lety +410

    I said this in another one of Mark's video's: that I don't know if it's for disclosure or courtesy, but I TRULY appreciate the flashing light warnings because I'm prone to seizures. They're not fatal, thank God, but they're extremely unpleasant. I take medication for it, but it doesn't fully help my anxiety, so I have to be really careful with that shit😑

    • @abirbhattacharji9345
      @abirbhattacharji9345 Před 2 lety +2

      Whats a seizure like

    • @kitkatpita6703
      @kitkatpita6703 Před 2 lety +23

      I hope you have a wonderful day!! Sorry you have to deal with that, but it’s good they aren’t fatal.

    • @asei231
      @asei231 Před 2 lety +11

      I don't have seizures, but flashing lights are unpleasant for me to look at, so i appreciate them as well :)

    • @kittenclysm116
      @kittenclysm116 Před 2 lety +11

      @@asei231 Well, they CAN cause seizures, even if your not prone to them. I don't know if you heard about the episode of Pokemon that was only shown once and was never allowed to be shown again

    • @Dreana77
      @Dreana77 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kittenclysm116 the electric Porygon soldier episode. I watched it somewhere....

  • @pandasatk1184
    @pandasatk1184 Před 2 lety +7

    16:10 mark sounds like crazy dave from pvz 😆

  • @bongoknight1217
    @bongoknight1217 Před rokem +2

    i got out of bed at midnight to watch this
    take that mark

  • @BAGELBURGERMEAL
    @BAGELBURGERMEAL Před 2 lety +435

    Markiplier: **plays something unrelated to FNAF**
    CZcams: Idk man, seems like FNAF to me.

    • @tamplushboy8452
      @tamplushboy8452 Před 2 lety +13

      CZcams must be a Hardcore FNaF Fan!
      Or a total twit!
      The line between them is very vague.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox Před 2 lety +4

      The game recommendations are set by the channel owner not youtube, but I guess these kinds of comments get tons of likes so whatever. I guess this is the next endless "thousands of likes but only 301 views? CZcams's broken again lol" thing we're gonna see for the next couple years...

  • @theghostexperience8467
    @theghostexperience8467 Před 2 lety +327

    "put boobs over it an censor that too!" Is probably one of the best censorship comments ever designed