Cody is NOT a loser.
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Cody is NOT a loser.
• Cody is NOT a loser.
Cody Ko
/ codyko69
"Kids are mean"
- A 29 year old man who just called a 12 year old a pathetic nerd
Lol
*Correction A 90 year old man
he's gotta watch his mouth... WE'RE COMING FOR HIM
HE CYBERBULLIES KIDS BRO
At least he gets paid
I love how that adult woman called the kids who didn’t show up “complete shits.”
Those darn kids
@@handsstudios2140 because they are all to busy. On their phones and play station 3’s
@@tylerbruno07 ok boomer
@@Anadamov ya missed the joke, went right over
Well.....shoe fits
I’m thinking Cody was probably the “friend in college”
Ha
he said “it was really weird” as if he had done it himself so yeah I agree with you lmao
Yes the details were too specific 😂
damn I'm the 1k-th like
Yea I think he made it obvious without actually saying it, gotta stay somewhat advertiser friendly.
This literally happened to me when I was 8 and my 18 year old brother invited all his friends bc no one showed up and we roller skates together :’)
That’s wholesome
that’s so sweet 🥺
Aww that’s so sweet
𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍
that's genuinely so sweet omg
that made me smile
“does he look like a kid having fun?” _”not now, cause he’s sober. HE COULD BE”_
Yes we watched the video
yeah saw the video
^^ edge lords lmao
@@oliveraddison6143 wE wAtChEd tHE vIdeO! Man shut up
@oliver addison, how we being edge lords? Lol
“you’re a nerd” says the guy who invented the word frictionless
isn't that an actual word?
@@markyouneva7840 Yeah because he invented it??
wait.. like actually?
He invented the app I'd cap that. I was using something by him years before discovering him on CZcams.
@@jaymama8522 czcams.com/video/4qw3eAa1Hpk/video.html
As a former kindergartner who invited their entire kindergarten class and no one showed up, Cody is NOT a loser.
LOSERRRRR
@@kierstin8734 😕
@@kierstin8734 get a hobby.
And neither are you, Emily :)
@@chichi6768 Hey if you want to be best friends now then I am entirely down
Cody sure knows a lot about cough syrup... just call him Codeine Ko
that was good
I’m 2 years late but 😂
"Kids are mean"
- a 29 year old man who made fun of a kid without any friends
*67 year old
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 go away
@@delossantos6052 Quadruple century old*
KnieveZ gangstas paradise
He's 31, bruh it's not that hard just look at him
Plot twist: Cody did a collab with John Quinones and this was a true story based on Cody's childhood experience.
*The John Quiñones Experience*
Dharr Man was just the beginning
@@coletamurian1660 lmaooo
Damn but he did say" no I said sports" in real life but they couldn't say that on tv
C’mon man, we all know they didn’t have cameras back then
*“If they don’t show up, ima come over there and eat that cake”* was that a threat?😂
“Hey my aunt died”
“Im sorry, How old was she?”
“47”
“Here you go, I got a 50 do you have 3 dollars change?”
Is this a joke? I dont get ?_?
@@DitzyDew watch the video
Made me choke on water😂😂😂
@@DitzyDew thats a fucking class joke i lold
LMAOO
“What would u do if their was a pathetic, lonely, nerdy child right in front of you?”
Are we talking about cody?😂
“What kids?”
I hate to be that person but it’s there*
I would get out from in front of the mirror
Punt it across the room
Every 13 year old ever: "lets go do drugs in this public Cafe"
1k likee and no replies *imma change that real quick *
“AND TALK ABOUT IT VERY LOUDLY!” 😂
thas like 13 year olds nowadays lol
In all seriousness i've seen kids around this age drink alcohol in a public cafe, so who knows how unrealistic is that.
@@maxh5197 u have far too little faith on todays youth lmao edit:nvm im 13 and i dont have much faith in us either seeing the replies💀
Me and my homies headin to the local cafe to chug some fucking cough syrup and listen to g6
SIPPIN SIZZURP IN MY RIDE
shoot me
Literally cringing at the fact that they’re in a public coffee house. Like this is the stuff kids do at sleep overs at 2am because even they’re smart enough to know not to let someone see you do it. And where are the employees letting q group of unattended kids sit around without buying anything and just drink cough syrup?!
“Your aunt Margaret died? How old was she?” *throws a dollar for every year*
Bruh
That's my name lol
You have had your channel for 9 years and no subs? I'll be your first sub
@@84percent what would you do: you find a 9 year old channel with no subs, the channel is crying :’( what would u do??
@@84percent reason that would be is they have uploaded no videos
Imagine at the end of 2020 John Quinones comes out and says “hi this is what would you do”
Yo under rated comment dude lmao
underrated comment
I’m sorry Mr. Quiñones, we failed you
That would be a huge relief if this was all a social experiment that ended on December 31st.
Hahahaha
He looks so proud of himself when he finally says John’s name correctly.
"Women's basketball? No I said I like sports." im wheezing
same
Someone should confront Cody about his cyber bullying while he is getting a haircut
Legend has it he's been too scared to get a hair cut to this day
This comment is everything 😂😂😂😂😂
someone should confront Cody about his haircut while he's cyber bullying
@@mal-ho8hi no he added to it
😂😂
Cody: “look at him, he is such a nerd”
Cody literally two seconds later: “wait this is REAL!?! I’m literally crying now”
i'm the 420th comment lol
Yeah, that’s what happened, we saw.
@@seaasuxx relax
its the fact that he kept it in the video for me
@@sumamadireddy3660 very funny
I feel like Cody is what Ryan Reynolds would be if he wasn't a super successful actor
This is so funny
Wow- that’s a backhanded compliment as evil as my aunt Trish ( aunt Bitch or “ trashy Trish”. If you ever wonder why everyone hates you, it’s probably cuz you re an oblivious insulting jerk who likes to take people down a peg. A better attitude would give you a better life.hope you try it.
12:27
"Not now 'cause he's sober"
I fucking died at that.
John Quinones was a main reporter covering Ted Bundys execution now he’s doing happy go lucky feel good stories what a turn around
Wait really?
Shook by this information
This has the same energy as finding out Bob Ross was a Drill Sergeant.
@@genericname2747 he was what
@@lywhta5148 He was a drill sergeant. Bob Ross was in the Air Force
“Kids are mean”
Proceeds to roast the shit out of the entire WNBA 💀💀💀
@@haashemmalik216 5:48
@@isaiaharmand8841 lmaooo
I mean its fair tho 💀
@NUKE Official how? tell is nuke
@@Web3Future333 men’s soccer is a joke tho
Just casually mixing lean at a cafè... my typical Tuesday babeee
The cough syrup one had me dying laughing who the fuck like imagine going to your local cafe and just starts making lines on the table
That’s literally the backstory to Hienz Doofenshmirtz
As a german, the way you spelled the name is so funny to me 😂 (no offense)
@@scoop2446 Is it “Deuf”?
@@scoop2446they wrote it that way because it's the official way to write it, it's in the show and wikipedia
@@scoop2446 Heinz?
PERRY DAH PLATYPUS
John Quiñones is literally coming to lecture at my college. The legend himself. So excited.
Iconic
omfg u r so lucky hahha have fun
Aw! Jealous!
If you get to speak to him ask him if hes heard of cody, it would be sick if cody would be able to get on an episode of what would you do
@@flamingravenmc4058 omg yessss
"Does he look like a kid having fun?"
"Well no not right now, because he's sober, but..."
When he said “no I said I like sports” I died
me: “awe quarantine has made Cody more in touch with his feelin-“
cody: “my eyes are squirting”
Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear haley
Cody’s don’t cry, they squirt.
From their eyes.
@@AxxLAfriku are you dwight shrute
@@bellabrainrot3348 LMAO
This coming from the same guy who made Cuddle Bug
normal people: i’m crying
cody: my eyes are squirting
i cringed so hard
imagine someone coming up to you n saying “i wanna make yo eyes squirt” PLS WHY DID I COME UP WITH THAT SKSJSJOSNAIDK
@@neverrsober HEEEELP NO
@@neverrsober 💀😭😭😭😭😭😭
Free food? I would pretend to be a random kid's friend too
"Who does drugs in a Cafe like this?"
San Francisco people.
Seattle
Why is cody literally a 30 year old frat boy making fun of frat boys
true
At 1.11 he literally says he's 29.
So he literally isn't 30. You literally lied.
Well he's obviously self aware with it now, although I'm not sure how much he was in his college days haha. Still highly doubt he ever fully fit the "asshole frat boy" stereotype, most frat guys don't want to be seen that way in my experience.
@@wilagornsuarez7833 calm down there, Wilagorn
@@wilagornsuarez7833 he turns 30 in less than 2 weeks bud
10:20 “I had a friend do that in college once”
Yea Cody, a “friend” 🧢
"I had a friend do that once"
>Proceeds to go into way too much detail
cody def drank robotussin
The same friend who didn’t show up to his birthday party, probably
Absolutely
Cody parties hard by himself 😤
Cody making fun of women's sports as if the girls playing little league don't tower over him 💀
I’d rather be forced to watch my family be brutally murdered then be forced to go to a wnba game tbh
@@Orange-lk5hj you need therapy
@@Orange-lk5hj please go outside
🤣
@@moonycanwatch the wnba might be the most boring thing to watch in sports history no wonder they’re losing profit 🤣🤣
Have a feeling Cody got absolutely dunked on by a classmate that’s a girl when he was 9 and so forever holds a grudge against the WNBA
The WNBA thing was a joke
If they can actually dunk, then the WNBA might be less of a joke
@@aqx6080 I think you meant “the WNBA thing is* a joke”
basketball wasnt a thing when cody was 9, dont let his looks deceive you
Cody Ko: Women's basketball?? Nononono, I said I like sports.
John Quinones: Hi, Im John Quinones. This is what would you do.
LOL
“You’re gonna end up in a dumpster somewhere smoking weed.” Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I mean...... it's a hell of a feeling though
Alright alright it’s a hell of a feeling though
Can't lie, it's a hell of a feeling though
hope there's champagne, cocaine and gasoline there too :)
I actually cannot believe someone made wizard101 amvs as late as 2015, that's dedication
Not Cody straight roasting this kid for 2 minutes after realizing it was real 🤣💀
“oh what? your aunt margret died?...heres $50”
my grandmas brother died and my aunt sent her a $50 gift card 😭
I’m not going to lie Cody, I haven’t been feeling fly like a G-6. 😔
me too, crystal 😔
Same, crystal 😔
I felt that, crystal😔
Totally, crystal
Mood, Crystal 😔✌🏾
“Teens are all too often drinking robotusin now a days”
No. No we are not.
So, I actually did this a few times when I was a teen with a couple different types of OTC cough syrup. Lemme tell you, I've done a few illegal drugs in my teens too and cough syrup is BY FAR the worst trip I've ever had. There were even lasting effects from it for months after, it was awful. I'm glad to hear that teens today don't seem to be doing dumb shit like that lol
They are bro, ever heard of lean?
@@maggiedk we've evolved, we're either addicted to cod or to vaping.
Next to adderall and other prescription drugs in mom’s med cabinet.... tussin ain’t shit.
@@katedelaughter9201 people overdose on Benadryl now
this show literally just proves that people go out and eavesdrop on everyone's conversation
GOD you know we're all adults when you realize that $50 does end up going to gas.
the friend in college was actually just cody by himself bored in his dorm
“SWIM”
same tho
jack do be plugging his insta in his youtube channel doe
The fact that Cody’s drinking GT Dave’s kombucha during this is gold.
maybe he got hooked on it
apparently ever since the videos GT sends him a whole bunch.
@@meganizm011 GT Dave certainly turned out to be a G Dave
gotta support the homies
How did you notice that 😂 lmao 😂
Dude this taught me that cough syrup gets you high
It doesn’t anymore, they changed the ingredients in like 2015.
Good to see someone who is in their early 30's laughing at their own fart jokes.
cody is secretly in love with john
Secretly?
It ain’t a secret.
It's not a secret
so am i.
It's not a secret 😂
Serious lady butting in to do a good deed: “Does this kid look like he’s having fun?”
Cody: Not now, because he’s SOBER.
@@ragnarok9234 no ❤️
Yes we watched the video
Gigi
@@tiff6887 i wasnt talking to you ❤
@@ragnarok9234 lmao i don’t remember asking❤️💀
the birthday thing actually made me sorta sad 😭 i knew this one girl as a very young kid who wasnt very popular in our class, we had all been invited to her birthday party and i got her a gift and prepared for it and everything, but on the day of i just wasnt feeling like it, we werent super close or anything so i didnt think my presence would make or break her party, but i eventually decided to go cuz we already got her a present and it was like why not it might be fun, but it turned out i was actually the only one who showed up the whole time :/ so i was thinking it wouldnt have mattered if i went but it was actually the only thing that made the "party" okay for her
Bro, I've been one of the kids that had no one show up to their birthday
It makes me happy to see people doing that for someone, even if it was for a show
I’m sorry you had to go through that! It makes me really happy to see these strangers showing kindness too 💕
Haha you little nerd 🤓
If your name is Cody that’s the reason
Mom: "Why are you crying son?"
Cody: "I'm not crying, my eyes are just squirting"
his eyes are kind of freaky ;)
A kid that age shouldn't know what squirting is.
@@jordanfelt5978 i meant cody ko not the kid T_T lmao
They are gleeking
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! shush
You know I literally didn’t realize until this video that Cody really doesn’t suit anyone over the age of 30 💀 like imagine being like a 45 year old lawyer and telling people your name is Cody
Right💀
its just such a 90s name. those guys are growin up
Stop hahahah
I'm 26 and I've been worried about that for a couple years now haha
You have to change it to codeine once you turn 31
Ohhh my that is my mom at 12:08!! That was about 7 years ago, she was in NYC and I never really understood that she made it on the show until last year she showed me that clip... hahahaha. Wow and now shes on Cody Ko #blessed
btw she won that show if i do say so myself
"I would just go fucking home" lmao biggest mood ever
John: Today is Cody’s 12th birthday
Cody:👁👄👁what
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
this show hurts to watch without cody's commentary, thanks for making it bearable!
“Do you like sports?”
“Yes”
“My friend plays women’s bask-”
“I said I like sports”
Little kid has no friends & some lady walks up & says “I have a friend who plays in a woman’s basketball team” & walks away
😂😂
Lol
Subtle flex but ok
😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure she gave him tickets to the game he just didn't include that part
@@sera3823 I’m surprised she was able to give them away
cody feels like your older brother that plays minecraft with you to distract from your parents getting a divorce downstairs
How is that so accurate? 😂
I don’t have a brother or parents getting a divorce but this feels very accurate
Jesus you are right
Wow this is making me flashback to when I used to play roblox with my little sister when our parents were arguing
which cody
"Does he look like he's having fun?"
"Not now cuz he's sober 🙄"
🤣🤣🤣 fuck that sent me
*As a parent of a now preteen, I have always tried to do 2 things to ensure that my daughters friends all always came to her parties. 1, give the parents PLENTY of advance notice (also MAKE SURE that the parents get the invite). And 2, make the kids party a situation where the parents can have fun too, or relax; a party that the parents are also looking forward to will likely be a party well-attended. It doesn't have to be super expensive either! A few picnic tables at a nice, quiet park will usually do the trick.*
John Quiznos is basically just Chris Hansen but for good people
underrated comment
why is that the most accurate thing of all time
q u i z n o s
the sub place?
@@hunterdutton8389 yes.
quote of the day: "my eyes are squirting" -codine koke
CODEINE KOKE
Is that his Canadian birth name? So exotic.
lmfao
I read this comment as he said this
Mighty
That womens basketball joke was funny as fuck
fuck man i was straight up crying until you made the women’s sports joke damnnn ik it’s just acting but this still got me in my feels it’s so wholesome
I mean the WNBA sucks let’s be honest lmao
@@kawhileonard9691 I mean if you solely compare them to men’s basketball obviously they aren’t going to be as good but that doesn’t mean they suck lmao
@@kawhileonard9691 it doesnt but ok
@@cloud-ho1wv compared to the nba it absolutely does
@@allweareismcr I mean, they're obviously better than most people, but if you just look at their revenue among other things, it by itself isn't a very good league
Right it was his “friend in college” who tripped out defenitely not cody
LMAO at that part I audibly said “u sure that wasn’t u cody?”
“it was some weird shit”🤨
Cody: “How can I add some Canadian flair to my videos?”
Cody: “It’s like drinking a whole bottle of maple syrup”
Nailed it
LMAOO WAIT
Ong
@Daniella Edwards thank you stranger
Maple sizzurp
as a canadian i approve
Cody is such a fking sweetheart, like when he pauses between joke and such idk hes just so genuine
Soooo are we gonna ignore how Cody was drinking GT daves Kombucha
Cody's college frat boy years are definitely showing in this video
Ahh the 60’s, the good old days...
He'll always be a college frat boy at heart
One of his best traits tho
they show in every video wym?
🔥
Cody: “who would do that, this just makes things worse”
Cody 5 seconds later: “damn that’s cute. This gives me hope”
I’m
the duality of mankind
I'm sad, give me $50.
this made me sob in an embarrassingly aggressive way
john: what would YOU do?
cody: make fun of this 12 year old kid on the internet ig🤷🏼♂️
I would like but it has 666 likes
@Hd Laika no shit
"i had a friend do that in college"
sure cody. a friend
7:08 “IM NOT CRYING DAD MY EYES ARE SQUIRTING! GO AND GET MILK WITH YOUR SUITCASES! YOU SURE WONT BE MISSED!”
5:57 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
who else thinks john quinones is cody's free pass lets be honest
definitely
DEADASS
i don’t understand
He’s my free pass for no nut November
I think she meant if he could get a free pass to sleep with anyone without his gf getting mad. John would be his free pass. Lol. If that’s not what she meant then.... I watched the movie hall pass too much
look at young mr. Struggle over there struggling to get friends to come to his birthday party
Cackling omfg
Dude hes a kid I hope you do a literal u-turn
@Squiddy FancySon I was joking
@Squiddy FancySon it was a reference to cody ko with the "literal u turn"
BAHAHAHAH
Dev, the girl from Like a G6 says “straight buzzin Robotussin” in another song from around the same time.
I have a really soft emotional spot for birthdays, so if I saw a kid sitting alone at his giant birthday table, I would break down sobbing incoherently.
“I was just being dramatic for funny”
- Cody 2020
Loool
... For effect
"Women's Basketball? I said I like sports."
-Cody M. Kolodziejzyk, 2020
He about to get get twitter canceled
@@chloeb3853 yes
@@chloeb3853 everything can be funny
@@ElPresidenteMargz lmaoo literally
@@ambikapgupta probably the same idiot dweebs that tried to cancel Chris Pratt over nothing ..it’s usually the same crowd that’s about to crucify poor Kolodziejzyk lol
i remember in 5th grade, this girl invited the entire class to her party (we had a joint class with two other classes, so probably around 30?? kids were invited). i was the only one who ended up showing up, and they were so thankful that id come. they had a huge bouncy slide but we still had fun going down the slide with each other lol
Bro legit watching this WWYD actually made me tear up, just gives me hope.
Lmao who says “my friend plays women’s basketball” instead of just “my friend plays basketball”
lol oh ya huh
Maybe it's so that he doesn't get disappointed
well obviously even she knows it's not real sports.
@@iqbaliushasan WAIT WHATTTT basketball isn’t a sport
@@iqbaliushasan damn I didn’t know that
who tf is pressuring their friend to chug cough syrup thats like the weirdest way to get high just do meth or something smh
Robo trippin was great. But now I do real drugs like an adult.
@@emilytustin4540 teens get cough syrup. real adults get pure dxm powder hell yeeahh
Teens that don't have all the ingredients for lean
@@emilytustin4540 “now i do real drugs like an adult” lmao
Ever heard of lean?
Is no one gonna mention this? 7:42:
"You guys really made my day"
"Awww (we don't give a shit about you lady), we want to make Cody's day!"
that’s what i was thinking 😭😭😭
Plot twist: Cody's friends got stuck in traffic and show up... but there aren't any seats left
“Today is Cody’s 12th birthday!”
Cody: *flashbacks from the 50s*
Funniest comment.
Underrated
@@SuperGaming121 ty
Ahahah funny.
Danm. The 1850's must've been really hard
"Cody is NOT a loser."
yeah kinda sounds like something a loser would say
I literally just commented that 😭😭
@@omega9251 that also sounds like something a loser would say
Also sounds like Mr struggle to me
Periodt
4:30
The way I passed away from laughter is ridiculous I’m 27 🥴
Same 😂
It’s the deadpan delivery for me 😭
here in the Philippines, if it's someone's birthday, or its a holiday and theres like a family reunion, my grandparents would literally call me, give me cash then whisper to me "don't tell anyone" LIKE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
Cody dogging on women's basketball like he didn't dress up as a Duke basketball player for Halloween in college
Hahahaha yeah good one
no no, he has a point
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reads comment
Looks at username
Its a chick
@@orfeasdimos8983 ?