Playing Dead For Views (Morgz)
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- čas přidán 23. 01. 2020
- Morgz posted a video last week that was so bad that it got age-restricted and he deleted it from his channel. Let's talk about how society got to this point.
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morgz mum's acting is horrible, look how undistraught she was at the sight of those ruined beans
lol so true
I thought you were gonna say her son- 😂😂
And the loaf of bread
@@sundried_teeth ha you got the joke lol
She probably knows or can tell that it's a prank. Anyone above 10 IQ can tell that it is a set up.
"Psychological abuse: fun for the whole family" is something I need on a t-shirt
Lets come up with more stuff that would be great on a t-shirt
Good idea 👁👅👁
@@kingbidoof7619 cool!
I got one "I pretended I was dead in front of my mum! I don't have a mum now."
@@kingbidoof7619 here is another shirt idea “ bread on the floor no more “
jarvis: "demonitized"
yt captions: "the amount of thighs"
y e s .
XD
The thing is they aren’t auto generated so I’m so confused if someone who’s hard of hearing made these captions because it just doesn’t work
@@stuffedbrains they used the autocaptions and edited them a bit lmaoo
@@lenl8004 Feels like a lot of these commentary CZcamsrs' caption writers are taking the lazy way out. Drew's is also crappy but at least it (for the most part) actually writes what he's saying
Him: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME BEANS???
Captions: To done to me baby
“Dead For Views” was my post-hardcore band’s name in highschool.
Woah 😳
It is a great band name
nice
That’s actually a sick name for a band, I love it
did you guys ever officially release stuff? i would love to hear!!
Morgz looks like he just figured out how to move his face muscles and got so excited that now he’s just started using every single one every time he talks
But like he hasn’t figured out how to blink or even move the rest of his body when he talks yet
Hahaha ☠️
I realize that I've been doing that an insane amount over quarantine, I feel very self-conscious about it.
This could actually be wholesome, but since it's that THING-nah
This could be so fuckin wholesome if it wasn't about morgz
Morgz is missing - parents go meh
Beans are spilled - father is distraught
Unlike morgz Beans have it uses
If my beans were ruined like that I would react like that too
Well, it's beans
@@Imcold1218 The good Heinz beans!
they aren't his parents, he is adopted
Martin: I fear no man, but that thing
*beans spilled on ground*
It scares me
No not the BEANS
_gASP_
Meet the pyro.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME BEANS
@@buggy730 meet martin
*if Morgz passed away, maybe Jaystation should use the Ouija board to summon him for views*
What's up guys were going to be guys doing a 3 am challenge guys calling Morgz at 3 am guys from beyond the grave guys
*(GONE SEXUAL)*
💀💀💀ok but that video jaystation made was actually sick tho
@@cheapshotfishing9239 What's up guys toDAY I am being summoned with a OUIJA BOARD at 3AM GUYS
SUMMONING MORGZ FROM HIS MORG AT 3AM!
As a burglar, these are accurate depictions of my craft
Ah thank you. Was in doubt
I just subscribed to you because you seem like a cool guy, Mr Shifty
Thank you Mr. Shifty
Hmmmm, I suppose
669th like that's nice
I thought that he was like 29 and just trying to stay hip and cool so knowing that he's 18 is horrifying. If anyone in my highschool pulled this shit they'd be bullied into oblivion
He is a millionaire he doesn’t go to school or college, this is all he does every day
@@polarcat0156 he actually dropped out of high school
right cus morgz gos to school
Lol I do not understand why these friggen youtubers drop out of highschool. Like even child actors usually finish highschool. It’s dumb his channel is pretty much guaranteed to die within the next 10 years what then.
@@monhi64 he’ll be bathing in money for the rest of his life
Jill doesn’t care about beans, she’s too stressed about the bread. Give her a break folks, it was a WHOLE LOAF.
I hate this
Morgan mums name is jill??? That's my name
@@jillgutierrez16she stole your name
“why is he shouting? does he always shout?”
*yes jarvis, he does.*
Imagine eating dinner with that family
@@ElliLavender I'd want to jump out the window
"YOU GOT PRANKEDD!!"
"S-s-so Morgan isnt dead?"
"Oh no Im very sorry, he has 3 bullet wounds in his chest"
Nicholas Schnee and a dagger stuck in his stomach
And! A shovel stuck on the top of his head
And a hatchet sticking out of his eye socket.
and his throat ripped out
And a missing brain
morgz single handedly destroyed the stereotype that british accents sound sophisticated
salma the steam engine So TRUE 🤣🤣
Mick jagger?
never thought about this but now its stuck with me
austin bevis people actually like mick jagger though
True
"Why's he shouting? Is he always shouting?"
You must be new here
I literally said that too
I can’t lie, Morgz is insufferable but him throwing down the bread and Martin’s beans bit made me laugh out loud
I can't stand Morgz, but his parents do seem nice. Honestly his stepdad has alright comedic delivery.
Morgz kinda speaks like he’s narrating a top ten list
Hey thas riiight XD
I know you only posted this 28 minutes ago, but it deserves more likes
Top ten faked deaths
watchmojo should hire him
He talks like he's trying to be easy to lipread.
Ok but WHY DOES HE MOVE HIS FACE MUSCLES LIKE THAT HES LOOKS LIKE HE JUST KILLED 5 PEOPLE
His entire face talks
Kids like exaggerated expressions, loud noises, colors etc
@@entrcpy as a child it always scared me and I always avoided those things 👁️👄👁️
It's simple, because he *_did_* actually just kill 5 people. It's an open secret, that Morgz had a curse thrown on him and now has to kill a dozen people every single week just to stay alive.
And i thought I was the only person who thought this way
For some reason, I love it when Jarvis laughs - it's so lively and genuine that it's hard to not feel happy.
It is called a crush :) Enjoy it
@@Jartran72 No, not like that. Just happy
@@Jartran72 that is not the meaning of a crush-
If this is a joke I'm sorry if it flew over my head
^^^
Morgz doesn’t care about being organized
Because he’s being Morganized
AYYYYY LOVE TO SEE THE PUNS
It’s morgin’ time
It's like he's trying see how many facial expressions he can make without blinking.
S D
5:17
THIIIISSSSSSSSSS
He looks like his face is possessed by an epileptic ghost
Yup.
Jarvis or the British Jarvis?
Martin: I can make another son, but what about me fookin beans?!?!?!
I luv you pfp! UwU
@@Lennox1108 nishinoya is adorable uwu ✨
@@Lennox1108 loads shotgun with malicious intent
@@mo-lm3kv loads lmg with malicious intent
Bald Martin was not acting he was actually angered that some one ruined his beans
Can you blame him? I mean....beans!
they are an essential part of a typical british breakfast. id be mad too, that’s a whole quarter of my meal on the floor
@@shaeflatt8428 hell even me as an American i eat beans for breakfast alot
I could listen to Jarvis poorly imitating these accents and laughing at himself for hours.
Morgz only has one volume. Even with my phone muted I can still hear him.
Vsure79 underrated comment
I could mute my phone and put it in a soundproof room, then leave the room, and I would still be able to hear him screaming.
@@lobstercat brilliant lol
He still screams in my thoughts.
He still screams in my dreams
"in a bathtub of his own bodily fluid,"
ah, piss
"the one that's famously red,"
ah, piss
Wait is the second one about periods
That's not right. Piss is green
If it’s red you’re not drinking enough water!! Healthy piss is light pink
@@cats1970 water is bad for your pee health! Drink exclusively oil
What if pee was liquid instead of solid? That would be funny I think.
17:00 "ʷʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵐᵉ ˡᵒʷᶠ ᵍᵒⁿ"
i don’t really have enough words to describe this comment with but that is the funniest comment I have ever seen and you made my month you are extremely funny and I am cackling aggressively even though I have strep throat
17:34
Best laugh
Seriously golden
Morgz: turns 18
Jarvis: "it's free real estate"
I stole your comment without knowing you already commented it. Whoops
@@andromedarayne that's ok
I mean he’s not a kid sooooooo-
@@FairyLightMoons sooo it's free real estate ;)
Chiffer178 that sounds weird out of context
Morgz’s mouth may move, but he actually speaks with his eyebrows
Watch as they convulse
@Leoné Smith indeed
Morgz: _speaks_
His eyebrows: ⬆↗↖↔↘⬇↙⬅⤵⤴↔➡↘↔↕↖⬆↗⬆➡↘
Yep. Very true.
I can’t unsee this comment
As a certified 2 year old I can confirm that we as a community love watching saw 5 on youtube.
Benjamin your now 4 years old, how u doing ?
@@_Mushroom_boy_ Benjamin is now watching Saw 10
@@_Mushroom_boy_ feeling great. I still love saw five.
Trashing a house isn’t that hard, my siblings manage to do that every day smh
“HELLO EVEREEBODY! TODAY IVE KILLED BOTH MY PARENTS AND SET UP CAMERAS TO CATCH COP’S REACTIONS! THIS IS NOT YOUR ORDINARY PRANK!”- Morgz, sometime probably
Hahaha this will be him when he runs out of ideas
“I KILLED MY MOM AND WAITING FOR HER TO RESPOND!!!, CRAZY PRANK!” *crying*
I give it 2-9 years until he starts pranking cops
this comment reminds of where one time me and my siblings were making fun of morgz
‘’IVE DONE ARSON IN FRONT OF THE POLICE STATION, MUM AND DAD LEFT ME! CRAZY PRANK’’
-Morgz
“We’ll be covering the bathroom with THIS”
“What is that, Morgan?”
“T H I S”
T H I S
T H I S
*T H I S*
*ᴛ ʜ ɪ s*
T H I S
Plot twist: Ed hates morgz and is happy to destroy everything
17:25 do not come between a Northerner and his beans. Hell hath no fury
the only reason his parents are "upset" is because they think their only source of income is dead
Best comment
Morgz Mom- Please give me money, my son died.
Mr David Cromey I think you mean Morgs MUM
No, their BEANS
@@dlol. *ME TIN OF BEAAAAAANS*
I know most “kids” youtubers are annoying as all hell, but Morgz just irritates me to the point of insanity
Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner same
Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner ur not alone my friend😭
Danielle Cohn too
me to
Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner yes
I’m British and you imitating their accents is hilarious
"WHAT HAVE YA DONE TO ME BEANS?!?!"
"The body fluid that is famously red"
Why's he in a tub of pee?
I'm still asking myself
Period Blood
uh-
Uh-
doctors.. you might want to see a few
I was actually robbed before but the only rooms that were trashed were rooms that the burglars stole stuff from because its very stupid to trash up the whole house and leave your fingerprints everywhere lol.
Yeah like “hi I’m Jan I am a robber for a living and I touch all surfaces that can easily be finger printed especially the fridge even tho I only steal clothes 😎 epic gamer move dab”
Same here. Though for me, they didn't trash any room. We just came home and the family TV was missing. But I guess not views worthy enough for Monsieur Morgan.
For a second I thought that said
“I’ve actually robbed before”
@@dewayne8340 Omg smae
im sorry about that. my dad was robbed a couple of years ago and they took his tv, his beats, his xbox 360, and i think thats it.
19:48 bruh the camera's refection
Great hidden camera-
Ok but like
"What have they done to me beans"
I honestly couldn't stop laughing at that god dammit
" WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME *BEANS* "
I too, prioritize the household's beans after a burglary
Adin George my question is... how did they believe that the bath full of blood with more than the person’s entire volume which makes complete sense....
Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that Jarvis had to clean off a shelf for his precious BEANS.
He said hes not rich enough to understand them, maybe he only has money for a can of beans :(
Beanz*
R.I.P Jarvis's beans
2020-2020
Saw this as soon as it happened in the video
I died laughing about that part.
The funniest part was when the dad saw the beans and Jarvis tried to say what he said in the same accent and voice and then just broke out into laughter that was immediately cut off XD
when they open the front door you can hear a buzzer going off, so they do have security (14:53)
The only scary thing in this video is Jarvis' impression of Morgz mom.
No way! Thank you
Lol you replied to yourself
Now, just here me out, but, I think Eoghan was thanking us. I know, I know, why not just go the easy route? Why not just make an edit? Well, in my opinion, they may have not wanted the incredible backlash that comes with a "thanks for the likes" edit... But, this is all just speculation, so take my analysis with a grain of salt.
Ah... Oops. I meant to specify right after mentioning that they were showing gratitude that they were probably refering to the amout of likes. This is an incredibly upsetting oversight. I can only ask for forgiveness... I'm sorry.
Ah! I just gave an example of another reason one would want to write a new comment instead of just editing. In my case, I am on my smart mobile phone in one the browser apps but it would seem that the mobile website version of youtube does not support editing comments. In conclusion, I am Trash.
Martin: “Don’t make any noise there’s somebody is in the house”
Also Martin
“AAAH THe BEANS NOoOoOoOooOoOoOOooO!!!!!!!!!!”
can you blame him though? man was in a state of emotional distress.
Sorry that was so inconsiderate of me
@@Kettie5 You should be sorry. Just take a second to think if those were your beans. How would you feel?
@@itzAndy03 i wouldn't care
Mayor Video man how heartless can you be? Sympathize with them a little won’t hurt you know
7:58 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!
This actually pisses me off… that’s a damn handblown glass fish that someone spent a lot of time making and probably cost a hell of a lot and they just break it?? Now I’m actually hating this kid.
how Morgz went from a FIFA youtuber to making content like this.. I'll never truly understand
morgz mum: our child could be dead martin
martin: deborah someone touched me fookin beans
morgz mum: yeah well they touched mah fookin loaf too mnartkn
this made me laugh
Bella Mal mnartkn
comedy 100
My frickin beans be more important than the teen who makes us millions off of making children believe lies you stupid deborah!
I want a whole episode of Jarvis impersonating Morgz’s mum, please.
Sebastian Szymański Yes please
Yes please
Yes please
Personally, I'm a fan of his Morgz's dad impression
Yes please
15:27 as a fellow Brit I can confirm that he said there's nothing out of the ordinary
Jarvis: I don't want to get demonetized...
Subtitles: I don't want to get *the amount of thighs*...
So we have Morgz faking his death and JayStation faking his girlfriends death, everyone is dying today
I deadass misread the title and thought he was gonna talk about JayStation. We truly live in a society
There’s someone else that faked his death, except he was actually a kid. Also, he’s on JT’s channel
youtube in a nutshell tbh
Raptor Cell good riddance
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
“YOU JUST GOT PRANKED”
Plot twist: Morgz doesn’t start moving
ALPHATEAM76 the friend proceeds to murder the parents and this video was a cover up
"Lmao I killed your son, YOU NEVER WOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS HAHAHAHAHA!! Pranked!!!" Proceeds to kill them as well
Another plot twist : The fake blood jar is still full
Turns out Morgz actually just drowned.
I can't tell why Jarvis' short skits make me laugh so much, but they definitely do
Imagine living right next to Morgz's house. That'd be pain.
when Jarvis is both funnier AND a better actor than Morgz
Well that’s not really hard
That doesn’t really say much tho...
Not a big deal, almost everyone is funnier than Morgz and can act better than him 😑
That’s not saying much
Watcha do to me beans!!
7:21 you just gonna ignore that apparently their bean bag had a one dollar bill in it?
they cut he video before the gun and crack bag came out too
I seriously dont know if thats a flex or a joke or both.
Another one of those rich jokes.
I am your 200th like
@@SirrSerpent thx
Omfg I just realized you have Closed captioning!!! Thank you thank you thank you 😭😭😭😭 I honestly loved cc! Thank you so much ❤️
your impression of him is so accurate I feel it in my soul.
Morgz: *throws shoes on floor*
Jarvis: Is that some sort of rich people joke I'm too poor to understand?
I dont even have shoes.
@@hotmanngrayman9059 oop-
@@criistal_frappex253 oop
doctor gibble gobble III oop
@@bibbytenbillion oop
I feel bad for the UK. They had to deal with "Morgzfest" imagine what that must have been like..
At least it was betta than tanacon
It was in one city though
Can't relate
It broke our country. The pure devilish energy emitted during morgzfest rang up and down the country, causing havoc and anarchy.
We have bigger problems but it was probably terrible
morgz looks like he’s trying to express every emotion at once
Ok but as half a brit I could very much relate to his breakdown over the beans
My hobby is breaking into houses and trashing everything. I don’t take anything, just trash it and this is very accurate and I do this everyday and cannot stop
Same. Should we form a help group or a gang?
i also have a similar problem, when i break into a house and i see a tin of beans i get so angry i just have to slam them on the floor and make a massive mess
relatable
@@worldmapping4895 i just hate heinz canned beans so much they are my mortal enemy and i will pursue them to the far reaches of the cosmos
this reminds of that talk where the dude just breaks down the front door and didn't take anything at all
I feel like Morgz's eyebrows are a separate being to the rest of his body
*wiggle wiggle*
They’re trying to escape
I hate watching his eyebrows
Erin King so that’s where it went
Like Emilia Clarke
jarvis’ impression of morgz is so good
He’s so rich and yet his mattress looks horrible. That thing has to be like thirty years old or like the worst possible quality.
why does morgz look like he is trying to find out all the shapes he can make with his face
Hole is the wall, but it's just Morgz's face
slightly damaged anvil
morgz:
morgz: *face morphs into a triangle*
I just imagine Morgz resting,and then all of a sudden he cheekily smirks as his face slowly morphs into a hexagon
I think he's trying to be more expressive to hold the attention of kids.
I would like it, but it's at 420 likes
WHAT DO I DO!!?
*hears title: "Buried in a coffin for 24 hours"
It sounds like Morgz is going to end up in a morgue.
-__-
Yeah, he'd run out of oxygen real quick.
Morguez
Morguez.
Morguez
Martin: has Yorkshire accent through no fault of his own, and is relatively coherent
Jarvis: gargles out loud, distraught scotsman noises
One of my favorite descriptions that has ever been given about Morgz is that he looks like he has coke eyes,, I mean they're constantly open as wide as possible 👁👄👁
yeah that would explain a lot tbh
"They've smashed me tins of beans" is the funniest thing to come out of any kind of prank video
he can't go to the movies without beans
What's taking so long I want to smash the cans of beans
You’d think with all of the money her son makes, Morgan’s mother could afford some goddamn acting classes 🙄
YESS 😩👏
The emojis ruined it
Oof size large
But seriously get this woman a class
LMAOO
@@Astral_Something Redditor moment
As someone who has been convicted of burglary a few times, I can confirm we in fact, DO NOT trash houses at the top of our lungs. It goes more like: quietly slip in, frantically search for valuables and once you have a few good items you’re in and out as quick as possible. The whole thing is very exciting but there’s no time to trash anything because the whole time you’re terrified someone will come home. I’ve actually had that happen..it’s not a good situation to be in.. AT ALL.
"what have you done to me beans?" gives off the same energy as "they're after me lucky charms!"
“His own body fluid that is red”
Oh so it’s fruit punch
Yep. Obviously
Duh
Yes i too bleed fruit punch when pranking the elderly
@@funkykongreal I bleed ketchup!
Of course it is what else could it be?
As a former burglar, I can confirm this is exactly how to do a burglary.
It's like a perfect tutorial.
Especially the constant screaming is very authentic.
What do you do now?
@@allisonavery7273 I work with drug users and street people, in an organization that promotes harm reduction and destigmatization. It's a lot more fun and a lot less stressfull :-)
°-° should we report this person to the po po
I can't help myself but wheeze everytime someone comments about the screaming part
My childhood wealth was robbed by a burglar.
I’m talking about real money
I've never seen anyone talk with his eyebrows. That's very skillful
18:46 why was this so funny my face in red with laughter how is this so funny
Every time he talks to the camera, it looks like he looks like he’s trying to take the children’s soul
Šüßśåūçê trying to give them the dementors kiss.
*loud satanic noise* *loud screams of terror*
Pause at exactly 0:04
Yo man don't bully the disabled ginger.
it looks like he looks like it looks like they look like they're scared
help i paused the video at 12:00 to adjust the pillow i was resting against and looked back at the screen to be met with THAT face😭😭
It always hurts my soul whenever I even see a clip of Morgz videos
Also I know that the mom knows that it's fake, however the part where's she's in the doorway turning red from screaming actually messes with me, I've had a couple of time were I was screaming in pure terror and despair, I hate that it brought back all those memories
I'm literally uncomfortable by Morgz and his parents exaggerated faces...
*_LiTeRaLlY uNcOmFoRtAbLe_*
Extratarated
Fear no more! Because your comments were heard and I, the one who doesn't know how to write properly because it isn't my native language, corrected the sentence!
@@MintyWhale99 Aw hell yeah! You are truly a unique hero m8.
@@MintyWhale99 I took over for you
Almost sounds like they are faking a british accent
As an English person, no it doesn't. Accents vary a lot by region, it's just their accent, the majority of Britain's do not sound like the Queen or Oliver Twist.
@@NotAnotherKuromi i am from the UK. i'm from Yorkshire. and i know there are many differences in accents and dialects. but i am not familiar with this accent at all.
it sounds soo medieval. and so unnatural. that i even started to believe they where American's trying to sound british by overdoing it.
To me it kinda sounds like a fusion of stereotypical Australian, and a bit of english-
Morgz sounds like a banjo.
I am from the same town as Morgz, I can confirm we do infact sound like this. It's a sheffield/derbyshire accent. We arent all as loud as this though.
"Which bodily fluid you can probably guess, the one that is famously red-"
Ah yes, the poops after eating spicy food. Tragic.
9:49 funny that in another commentary video about Morgz he complains that his girlfriend's room had boxes piled off to the side of her bed, and a tv mounted on the wall, and called it "messy"
As a British person, I can confirm that we either shout everything that we say, or mumble everything unintentionally. There is no in between.
@@nilimabegum3653 Lmao what a savage
Magic Jalapeño shut up
@Totally the Real ninja ???
@@bigstelad honey no one talked to you.
Magic Jalapeño savage is a phrase that should never be said it is a sin
When he actually is murdered and his mum is just like,
"Come on Morgz get up. Morgz. Morgz?
Then the actual murderer “reveals” it’s a prank and gets away scott free
I kinda imagined that last line sounding like snakes game over screen
"get up morgz. Morgz? Morgz?! MOOOORRRGZ!" *cue game over music
@@kamo7293 **ring ring** "Colonel, I'm trying to infiltrate the facility, but I'm *hella dumb* and my loud voice keeps alerting the guards"
Mid autopsy: YO GUYS WHAT'S IT DOING
she’ll vlog it too, without a doubt.
"Calm down its only bread"
Has an emotional break down over beans
“Oh my god I’m so distraught” that is an actual quote from the video
The house is a mess: 😐
The bRead is missing: 😐
Son dead: 😐
Beans on the floor: 😱
what's the point in living without beans
ʀɪʟᴇʏʀᴜʟᴇs8 I honestly don’t know
.__.
😂😂😂
Martin cares about beans instead his family did he want fart the burglars away
I periodically come back to this video simply for the “what’ve ya done to muh beans??!” 😭
I come back for the “THIIIIIIIS”
Mi khensa beans!! The whole time, the dad reminded me of the "im in mi mums car" vine😂
vasuorigins omg you’re so right 😭😭😭 #ripvine
same
This my comfort video, ironically!
I LOVE YOUR ACCENT IMPRESSION IT'S SO DAMN ACCURATE TO HOW WE SPEAK (at least in my area) and its hilarious
at 2:58 i got really scared that he was sitting in his own piss
i have trouble believing morgz is real, his whole account is just a fever dream
nicole agreed, and I love your profile pic XD
300th Like
307 like
nightmare*
its at 666- likes