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  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT Před 2 lety +7866

    Plot twist, Click always greets his last one night stand in the intro.

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 Před 2 lety +1243

    I love how “weed smoker” is its own religion.

  • @whydoistillexist5033
    @whydoistillexist5033 Před 2 lety +117

    Showed this to my psychologist. She said you’re funny.
    You’ve been professionally approved by a mental health professional lol

  • @markthesapphicdumpsterfire1745

    Can we all just remember for a moment: *English is at least his second language* Yet he speaks it like it is his native language, that’s talent.

    • @navnher1135
      @navnher1135 Před rokem +21

      Thats being scandinavian and making an effort to not sound like an asshat
      - different flavor of scandinavian who's been asked by tourists from the US where I was from because I didn't sound *scandinavian* when speaking English.. its fairly common. P.s. we were taught English from the age of 6 or 7 🤙🏻

    • @CinderedCaelus
      @CinderedCaelus Před rokem +8

      @@navnher1135 i'm pretty sure most countries who teach english at schools teach english at 6-7

    • @navnher1135
      @navnher1135 Před rokem +8

      @@CinderedCaelus idk, I just know what we do here. But that is very possible. Again, im just saying what I myself am familiar with

    • @MogamiKyoko13
      @MogamiKyoko13 Před 7 měsíci +5

      I had a Swedish friend when I studied abroad who went to Uni in Scotland. The flavor of her accent in English varied from Scotish, American, or Swedish, depending on how tired or inebriated she was or who she learned the phrase from. I love learning languages, but I suck at the conversational aspects. Mad respect for all the bi/multilingual people out there using their non-native language better than people for whom it is a native language.

    • @someonessecondaltaccount6932
      @someonessecondaltaccount6932 Před 7 měsíci

      It is nice to know I am not the only one who speaks English like it's my native language when it's not

  • @Rayxster
    @Rayxster Před 2 lety +873

    2:09 someone wanna tell Click that those sneks aren't fighting.... they're doing the naughties.

  • @absolutezero5440
    @absolutezero5440 Před 2 lety +488

    Plot twist: Those snakes aren't actually fighting to the death.
    This has the same energy as a kid walking in on his parents and being like: "hey dad.. what are you and mom doing?"
    and the dad just responded with:
    "oh... we are just wrestling...."

    • @smaragdwolf1
      @smaragdwolf1 Před 2 lety +32

      that joke is so old xD "oh.... we just check if we´re healthy" would have been a much better answer in my opinion.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Před 8 měsíci +5

      „Working on the family.”

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 Před 5 měsíci

      Just tell your kids:"We're having sex, please don't disturb us now."

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 Před 2 lety +331

    The whole genetics thing is actually quite interesting, cause you could have a child with ginger hair coming from great grandparents with ginger hair.
    Meaning you could also have a child be a completely different colour to the parents as long as it's somewhere down the line of the genetic makeup.
    It is probably very rare though and I'm ngl id still be a tinsy bit paranoid if I were in that situation.

    • @hypsyzygy506
      @hypsyzygy506 Před 2 lety +40

      There are several cases where one twin is white and the other is black.
      There is one family that has two such sets.

    • @MrTrilbe
      @MrTrilbe Před rokem +12

      not a geneticist but could it could just be a TYR gene or melanocyte mutation?

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 Před rokem +7

      Darker skin is a dominant gene. You can add melanin, but red hair is recessive.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před rokem +20

      @@richardarriaga6271 in human skin color, there in no such thing as dominant and recessive genes. This is because the color is controlled by many genes all showing incomplete dominance

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy Před rokem +7

      High school genetics absolutely did not work for my family since my blond-mostly brown haired & blue eyed dad had kids with my dark brown haired & brown eyed mom, being my brown haired & blue eyed sister and blonde & blue eyed me lol

  • @NexTakenouchi
    @NexTakenouchi Před 2 lety +68

    It's very very very VERY rare for 2 "white" people to have a child with a darker skin tone (look up "Lucy and Maria Aylmer" to see a pair of fraternal twins with very different skin tones from parents with mixed backgrounds, and have had genetic tests prove they do, indeed, have they same parents, and are siblings). So it's perfectly acceptable that you assume the worst. xD

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Před rokem +6

      Also paternity fraud is such a common thing that it should be tested by default. Women who think they can have multiple partners and then just choose the most financially stable one to be the "father" are irrational people who don't understand how chauvinistic they really are.

  • @ShadowmarkReturns
    @ShadowmarkReturns Před 2 lety +853

    Imagine being poly and going to that bar, if that deal is consistent... Free food forever.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Před 2 lety +75

      As long as it's reciprocal; able to bring hubby and bf

    • @thesnep4757
      @thesnep4757 Před 2 lety +21

      Now I need to get myself a hubby and a bf...

    • @ShyDigi
      @ShyDigi Před 2 lety +50

      I’m homosexual biromantic and poly. So I’d be the perfect link in a poly relationship with a bisexual biromantic guy and a heterosexual woman.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 2 lety +26

      The way it's worded, it only works for F-M-F triads. What if it's a bi woman with her husband and her gf? And do women with a husband and a bf miss out? Or a man, his wife and his bf? (or his husband and his gf, for that matter)? What about poly groupings that are all the same sex, or more than one gender (where do the enbies fit into this) or more than 3 people? Damn, a large chunk of the poly population would miss out on the free meals.

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Před 2 lety +11

      @@wolf1066 In the first circumstance, you could just lie. Like when a teenage kid who hasn't hit their growth spurt gets cheap movie tickets.

  • @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya
    @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya Před 2 lety +555

    About the lions: Lionesses, in rare instances, can have manes. Doesn't make it any less funny, but just thought I'd throw what I learned from Casual Geographic in here ^^

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před 2 lety +19

      Eyyy! Another fan! :D I love his content. ^^

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 Před 2 lety +19

      Ayy, a fellpw CG fan!! Didn't expect to see you here..

    • @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya
      @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya Před 2 lety +15

      @@VenomQuill My man needs more recognition.

    • @PaintedDog
      @PaintedDog Před 2 lety +32

      Just like not all male lions have manes. The Tsavo lions were 2 male man eating lions with no manes.

    • @mzmendy
      @mzmendy Před 2 lety +3

      Nice shout out

  • @DenMotherArkala
    @DenMotherArkala Před 2 lety +27

    Honestly, I feel like garbage collectors are the forgotten front liners of COVID. I saw nurses and officers being thanked, and yes, that’s very good…but no one seemed to think of the guys picking up literally everyone’s garbage without any clue as to whether or not they were infected.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 Před 5 měsíci

      But they don't have direct contact with people so it's quite a safe job.

    • @DenMotherArkala
      @DenMotherArkala Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@desperadox7565 Think about all the garbage from infected households that they had to throw into the truck, though, some of which were tissue or vomit-filled. Dirty diapers. God knows what other nastiness. 😰

  • @cris-asimp106
    @cris-asimp106 Před 2 lety +134

    Let us all just appreciate how Click is more than just an entertainer we love, but also our uncertified phycologist-

    • @keek6542
      @keek6542 Před rokem +5

      I used to go to a therapist. The Click is significantly better. You know why? They asked questions that brought me down to mental breakdowns for the rest of the day. The Click brings humor into to that and it helps me a lot a lot. If you want a therapist, The Click got your back.

  • @possumvomit7576
    @possumvomit7576 Před 2 lety +1232

    I'm a trans guy and I'm struggling a bit with gender dysphoria atm so hearing my name in the intro made my day :,)

    • @PinkPenPlays
      @PinkPenPlays Před 2 lety +74

      Henlo fellow trans guy! I also love possums and lowkey wish we can domesticate em as pets

    • @aminapm9798
      @aminapm9798 Před 2 lety +24

      Atm? Like with the money?

    • @urielespinoza1899
      @urielespinoza1899 Před 2 lety +50

      @@aminapm9798 At The Moment

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 Před 2 lety +69

      Oh, well hi Scott. You just told everyone your real name... Scott.

    • @OoakieDoke
      @OoakieDoke Před 2 lety +8

  • @sebswede9005
    @sebswede9005 Před 2 lety +879

    Vegan: "So are you vegan too?"
    Guy: "Yes". *Grabs a hamburger and eats it*
    Vegan: "WTF?! I thought you said you were vegan?"
    Guy: "I Am. But this is human meat".

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 Před 2 lety +92

      Technically, humans are animals, so...

    • @HBoyle
      @HBoyle Před 2 lety +118

      If the human consented to be eaten, than technically that could considered vegan

    • @carnelianfox5010
      @carnelianfox5010 Před 2 lety +26

      Am I to assume the guy got the burger from Bite Labs?

    • @H1k1k0mori_Gh0st
      @H1k1k0mori_Gh0st Před 2 lety +17

      @@carnelianfox5010 yes

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 Před 2 lety +35

      If the human was a vegan then the burger too is vegan.

  • @julyol119
    @julyol119 Před 2 lety +54

    A cafe giving out free stuff to polyam people is really a step in a much more positive direction then expected. Nice one 👍

  • @hvnsl
    @hvnsl Před 2 lety +17

    13:12 cartoon creators in the old times were most likely on drugs so I'm not even suprised

  • @BankruptMonkey
    @BankruptMonkey Před 2 lety +145

    Yeah the suicide bridge with positive pictures of how good everyone else's life is would kind of push a suicidal person even more by making their own life feel worse in comparison.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Před 2 lety +11

      Yup, this happens to me daily when I go out or on social media.

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Před rokem +11

      big caption reading "Lighten up" would be great too

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem

      "As long as you're alive, your life can change for the better. If you kill yourself, you'll never find happiness" or "you've held on and endured this long, if you let go now, you'll have suffered for nothing" would have worked much better, I think.

  • @silveraxolotl7153
    @silveraxolotl7153 Před 2 lety +653

    Every poly relationship ever: HELL YEAH THIS VALENTINES IS A WIN WIN

    • @jellyfishneo
      @jellyfishneo Před 2 lety +52

      more of a win win win haha

    • @railedb0x503
      @railedb0x503 Před 2 lety +11

      No one knows whether there is a fear of disease, death or disease. No one knows whether there is a fear of disease, death or disease. No one knows whether there is a fear of disease, death or disease. You see pain, death, fear, anxiety, ignorance. Screaming for fear of disease, death or unknown disease. Screaming for fear of disease, death or unknown disease. There is no fear of disease, death and disease. Death, disease, death and disease unknown to anyone. There is no reason to get sick, die or cry. Many people do not know how to get sick, die or cry. There is no reason to get sick, die or cry. Higher education is not associated with illness or death. He cried in fear of death because no one knew he was sick. Fear of death, disease, no one knows. No fear, no pain, no death, no pain. No fear, no pain, no death, no pain. These include depression, death and undiagnosed illness. No one knows whether he is crying, sick, dying or sick. Fear of disease, fear of death or thoughts, fear of disease, fear of death or crying. They scream in pain, death or disease. They do not know the fear of disease. They are afraid of death and disease. He said he knew nothing about the disease. He is not afraid of death or disease and no one knows who he is. The temperature is rising. Fear of death and fear of disease are unknown. Fear of disease, fear of death, unexpected severe illness. No one sees death and disease, no one sees death and suffering. No one knows death or disease. You are afraid that this will happen. Whether you are male or female, your hair or diet is great! It’s hard to think of crying, but sad. I'm not sure what to do when he arrives. No one knows if he was sick or dead. I don't know what to do if he comes back, he's not a stranger, he's not afraid to cry. She was afraid she would get hurt and no one knew she would die of the disease. I have no reports of death, illness or earthquake. Therefore, this disease is unknown. Therefore, this disease is unknown. Therefore, this disease is unknown. It is not a disease, nor a death.

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily Před 2 lety +11

      what

    • @railedb0x503
      @railedb0x503 Před 2 lety +5

      @@OwOw_it_Lily idk

    • @railedb0x503
      @railedb0x503 Před 2 lety +5

      @@whitetailmilitia lol

  • @acrylicabyss
    @acrylicabyss Před 2 lety +12

    23:20 Andrew Garfield clip is giving me life and I’m honestly upset this is the first time I’ve seen it

  • @naope5
    @naope5 Před 2 lety +8

    "You have knowledge that will be lost forever when you die" is literally the subject of four hours in the life of an Information Science student

  • @cubes_buster
    @cubes_buster Před 2 lety +203

    Imagine being asexual hydra head, with other heads being gay and straight

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 Před 2 lety +7

      I wonder how that would work.

    • @orbitalchaos8049
      @orbitalchaos8049 Před 2 lety +39

      @@deadlydingus1138 Depends on a few things. What type of ace are they? How are the parts arranged? Do they have separate or do they share? How much do the other heads respect the ace head’s feelings? Are they comfortable simply doing emotional relationships to defend the ace from unwanted experiences?

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily Před 2 lety +11

      If the hydra lost a head, would it grow 6 more PPs

    • @babsgalv6556
      @babsgalv6556 Před 2 lety +5

      @@OwOw_it_Lily thats a sartre play.

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily Před 2 lety +3

      @@babsgalv6556 Bruh, really? 👁️👄👁️

  • @SqallLionheart
    @SqallLionheart Před 2 lety +2801

    Wait aren't the snakes in the Australia post mating? Fighting should be different, mating usually involves both snakes entertwining each other. Anyway after my mental breakdown today the positivity of the click was what I needed before the storm. Thanks for always encouraging everyone to stay strong.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Před 2 lety +223

      Yes they are mating LoL

    • @inarithekitsune9988
      @inarithekitsune9988 Před 2 lety +206

      It’s also a dingo eating a sea lion

    • @katsudon2048
      @katsudon2048 Před 2 lety +34

      They would breed

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 Před 2 lety +56

      They are indeed fucking.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před 2 lety +225

      I was thinking the same thing about the snakes.
      Nevertheless, a dingo on a beach eating a dead shark while two snakes are fscking in the foreground still confirms how Chaotic Australia is. 😄😄😄

  • @jessicaferrari3987
    @jessicaferrari3987 Před 2 lety +22

    I swear, THAT (homeless) man is a genius.
    I am sure he will always fall on his feet in life.

  • @tdotwitch
    @tdotwitch Před 8 měsíci +5

    Weird fact: There was once a time that dealers put a hit out on a Canadian drug sniffing dog because he was so good at his job he could smell through all of the usual tricks that threw off most dogs 😂

  • @firetaccunt7956
    @firetaccunt7956 Před 2 lety +227

    Shop : Bring your GF and Wife at the same time to have everything for free
    Poly people : WHOUUUUUUUUU

    • @Iixkam
      @Iixkam Před 2 lety +8

      Polyam you mean?

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Iixkam no, people with multiple sides. We accept all people, even dodecahedrons.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Iixkam We often just say "poly".

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jagp135 people with multiple sides? do you mean like did? (formerly known as mpd?)

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 Před 2 lety +6

      @@artemis754 no sweetie, polygons

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Před 2 lety +574

    That guy playing religions against each other, is a genius!! 🤘🏻

    • @dominikweber5106
      @dominikweber5106 Před 2 lety +17

      The joke that the jewish cup was empty was lost though

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti Před 2 lety +26

      @@dominikweber5106 It was in fact a pro gamer move :
      He empty the bowl everytime a jew donate to him, like that, jews feel huge urge to donate, and donate a big sum to not lose against Christian and Muslim XD

    • @sailorstr6656
      @sailorstr6656 Před 2 lety +14

      Weed smoker was an option if you didn’t see it was in the upper right corner

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sailorstr6656 Rastafarian..

    • @shadowthedemonicwolf4410
      @shadowthedemonicwolf4410 Před 2 lety +8

      @@dominikweber5106 I feel like Jewish people are putting money in the bowl but he takes it out and puts it in his duffel bag or one of the other bowls

  • @NATETHEHATE819
    @NATETHEHATE819 Před 2 lety +8

    “Don’t have an age crisis when you’re 19” didn’t have to hit my soul.

  • @kassard1
    @kassard1 Před 2 lety +9

    The pretending being bullied turns you on defence joke was shared by the awesome Stephen Fry some years back on QI. I laughed so hard at his delivery/retelling that I hurt myself.

  • @79mib
    @79mib Před 2 lety +101

    A friend once told me about putting photos of happy families on the bridge and all I could think was “that would make me more likely to jump.”

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 Před 2 lety +12

      i mean whoever had that idea knew what he was doing

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan Před rokem +2

      That's a terrible idea!!

  • @valealuna3625
    @valealuna3625 Před 2 lety +163

    “Either I make a plushy company, or I make a political party”
    Why not both
    Use for example the Mango plushies or similar items to promote landsharks and whatever else you might want.
    I would love if propaganda consisted out of plushies

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 Před 2 lety +7

      Plushicans?

    • @lunaticbz3594
      @lunaticbz3594 Před 2 lety +2

      As long as I can get a red plushie with a hammer and sickle logo on it I'll be happy.

    • @kezmet5998
      @kezmet5998 Před 2 lety +1

      I vote for the Plushie Party!

    • @queenthot1438
      @queenthot1438 Před 2 lety +4

      that’s what i was about to comment lmao. at first, use the plushies to raise funds for their political campaigns. then when he’s in office, use the plushies to fund the research and technology they would need for genetically splicing the land sharks. when they successfully create land sharks and if they start selling them as pets, they can also sell the plushies to hype up the pets! like pet stores that also sell animal plushies.

    • @cricket8042
      @cricket8042 Před 2 lety +1

      yeah until you realize there's a donald trump teddy bear 😭

  • @5Demona5
    @5Demona5 Před 2 lety +7

    14:27 - To trick Police Dogs
    A friend of mine did something similar. He and a friend were going through a police blockade with K-9s one afternoon, and his friend had a sandwich he hadn't eaten. Before getting to where the dogs were, one of them put the slice of ham in his hoodie pocket. The dog sniffed, a cop told him to get out, hands up. He searched the pocket and found the ham. The cop was not amused.
    The other cops looked over in the car (not getting in it, just from outside the windows) saw nothing suspicious and let em go.

  • @sross720
    @sross720 Před 2 lety +8

    10:47 (British silence)

  • @taetskevanzanten4778
    @taetskevanzanten4778 Před 2 lety +178

    the snakes were not fighting, they were doing the naughty

    • @thatstockin
      @thatstockin Před 2 lety +11

      And it can last for a whole day or for several days depending on the species.

    • @1justakid1
      @1justakid1 Před 2 lety +2

      Have you heard of a tangle

    • @naturebehindglass6512
      @naturebehindglass6512 Před 2 lety

      And if one penis is done, they use the second to continue...

  • @Eco_Hiko
    @Eco_Hiko Před 2 lety +254

    As a British person, I don't mind the Click's attempt at my accent. I love Ikea, but butcher the pronunciation of everything there, yet I keep going back. You got to love those Swedish meatballs.

    • @lindala2602
      @lindala2602 Před 2 lety +7

      Are you talking about click' testicles?

    • @Eco_Hiko
      @Eco_Hiko Před 2 lety +3

      @@lindala2602 haha no, the plant based balls with the googly eyes.

    • @evilpotato1534
      @evilpotato1534 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lindala2602 no, literally meatballs

    • @davidkueny2444
      @davidkueny2444 Před 2 lety +3

      Also, it has an endorsement from Angus McFife in an eyepatch.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 Před 11 měsíci

      Same here. I don't mind it from TheClick, seeing as the UK is just as much a foreign country for him as the USA, and English is his second language anyway. And he does comedy American accents too sometimes.

  • @Shantari
    @Shantari Před 2 lety +5

    11:30 He did manage to get big enough to form his own atmosphere. But then he had a rumbly tummy and made Scania the most fertile soil. "Frick! I gotta start over."

  • @ryanjenkins4013
    @ryanjenkins4013 Před rokem +9

    12:45 We have won

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC Před 2 lety +232

    NGL, I feel like that Doordash worker should be appreciated for the fact that he literally got arrested and still though of his customer and stopped to let them know and tell them to relay it to support so they'd still get their food. That's some next level consideration and politeness, both in terms of business and just socially in general. GG, random Dasher.

    • @chibigirl8545
      @chibigirl8545 Před 2 lety +19

      I'd rehire when he got out.

    • @TheVerminus
      @TheVerminus Před 2 lety +13

      I want to know which police force is polite enough to let you keep and use your phone to text people after they arrest you.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Před rokem +4

      @@TheVerminus The police force that knows food delivery apps are a thing that exists and are easily verifiable by watching the arrested person using said phone. Have also seen police finish the delivery themselves on occasion.

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Před rokem +1

      @@animeartist888 I dunno it kind of bugs me when police run errands. They're paid way too much to do that. If they have nothing else to do sure, but our taxes are allotted for public security

  • @ajaxwillis3962
    @ajaxwillis3962 Před 2 lety +2253

    I just got diagnosed with severe depression this past Tuesday; The Click; OT and Jammiedodger are the only things holding me together right now 🙃 this is what I needed. Thank you Click for another amazing video

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad Před 2 lety +148

      Theoretically, getting diagnosed with severe depression is a good thing. You were severly depressed before, now it's a legitimate medical condition and getting effective support is way way easier. Unless I'm mistaking that they are only thing holding you together to be because you got diagnosed with severe depression, and not because you have severe depression as evidenced by you having just been diagnosed this past Tuesday.
      Regardless, i wish you all the best, and may things only get better for you.

    • @Andreas_42
      @Andreas_42 Před 2 lety +33

      I hope you'll get better soon.

    • @ezra_aeneas_jonathan
      @ezra_aeneas_jonathan Před 2 lety +31

      I hope you have medical and dayly life support! I wish you the best! ❤️

    • @Ki-Wi-
      @Ki-Wi- Před 2 lety +20

      I'm so sorry :( I hope you get better soon

    • @lupa3998
      @lupa3998 Před 2 lety +44

      From someone who got the same diagnosis, you can get better. Even just knowing it can help you take the first steps. I am on medication but even having a name for what was going with me helped me start.
      You got this.

  • @woolfythetigershark
    @woolfythetigershark Před 2 lety +8

    21:06 kinda odd noises there Click kinda odd..

  • @blysweety2333
    @blysweety2333 Před 2 lety +6

    17:32 - Ah yes, classic Leonardo da Vinci

  • @Acidfunkish
    @Acidfunkish Před 2 lety +559

    Caitlyn Doughty just did a really good video that was talking about how beautification can decrease self-unaliving rates significantly. Instead of very obvious things like nets, things like artwork, intentional but beautiful architecture, even flowers and things like that, as well as increased visibility (generally, people want to do it out of sight of others), actually do have a massive impact on self-unaliving rates.
    Even things like slightly higher railings can have an impact. Most people in bad situations will look for very easy spots, and if there are any more boundaries than expected, it can give those who have, for example, intrusive thoughts, more time to get past those ideas or feelings.
    Something like 9/10 people who've survived a jump, said they regretted it immediately after letting go or jumping. Small impediments, even, can have large effects on the number of incidents. 👍🏻👍🏻
    Love Caitlyn. ❤️

    • @emilygrimm5222
      @emilygrimm5222 Před 2 lety +12

      Huzzah! Came here to say this.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Před 2 lety +37

      All Caitlyn's videos rock, but that one was particularly interesting, I thought! They created a beautiful wire sculpture that also served as a net around a bridge in my city that was a sort of magnet for people intending to decease themselves, and it lowered rates of self deletion by a massive percentage. It's really lovely to look at while walking over the bridge, too.

    • @jamesbrasfield2944
      @jamesbrasfield2944 Před 2 lety +14

      Wait, Ask the Mortician? Y’all watch her channel too? 🥺 that’s freakin cool

    • @wishtopublish
      @wishtopublish Před 2 lety +3

      Please link the video, im having trouble finding it

    • @Acidfunkish
      @Acidfunkish Před 2 lety +5

      @@jamesbrasfield2944 Couldn't remember her channel name offhand. Thank you!

  • @VivaLaDog926
    @VivaLaDog926 Před 2 lety +1651

    Watching your videos is a good Mental distraction during these times, thank you click for still making these videos, Hope you have fun making these!

    • @TheClick
      @TheClick  Před 2 lety +514

      it... it is a bit unreal. im hope you all stay safe

    • @herobrineisamyth9409
      @herobrineisamyth9409 Před 2 lety +91

      @@TheClick Remember to put your own health first! I’ve seen a lot of creators give up their health for videos unfortunately.

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 Před 2 lety +24

      agreed, I find it funny that both Click and Emkay both did holup today

    • @TaniaRocha_tsr
      @TaniaRocha_tsr Před 2 lety +8

      Same, take care and stay safe everyone!

    • @nataliatheweirdo
      @nataliatheweirdo Před 2 lety +4

      Im just casually watching them when my brains just… slightly imploding xD they are a good distraction xD

  • @microwave856
    @microwave856 Před 2 lety +7

    15:45 Santa and Satan are spelled with the same letters

  • @BlissfulDiamondblaze
    @BlissfulDiamondblaze Před rokem +3

    In regards to the blind man prank, something like that actually happened to my dad's best friend who is blind (he lost his sight from diabetes complications). They all went to a strip club with a few other friends and when they sat down, no one realized that the blind guy was facing the wrong way. So, instead of facing the stage, he was facing another table, grinning like someone who thinks there are naked ladies are in front of them, and waving money. Needless to say, the guys at that table were really uncomfortable. I think my dad noticed first and turned him around. As for why a blind man would go to a strip club: idk, he's the weird friend of the group and its very much on brand for him lol.

  • @franl155
    @franl155 Před 2 lety +40

    "Life is like ab ox of chocolates: by the time the box gets round to you, all that's left are the ones no one else wants, and some of them have toothmarks in them."

    • @johapunkt3053
      @johapunkt3053 Před 2 lety +1

      Plot twist: You actually like the unusual flavours best and toothmarks on potential food have never been an issue because you grew up with siblings and your sib licking that steak never stopped you either from thoroughly enjoying your gosh darn meal.

  • @WayToVibe
    @WayToVibe Před 2 lety +214

    Hearing a Sweed say "all y'all" just blew my mind. I haven't heard that type of syntax-conjugation combo since learning how to use "y'all" in a proper sentence in the second grade in the South. That was some 30 years and 3,000 miles ago! For some reason, I am so full of fuzzy feelings so I guess you can say this was something I didn't know I needed to make my day brighter

    • @VierlanDracaena
      @VierlanDracaena Před 2 lety

      People have said y'all before? You NEVER heard that before? IM HIGHLY, DANGEROUSLY, AND STUPIDLY CURIOUS

    • @WayToVibe
      @WayToVibe Před 2 lety

      @@VierlanDracaena Your question is answered in the contents of my original comment.

    • @johannesstephanusroos4969
      @johannesstephanusroos4969 Před 2 lety

      SwEeD

  • @noxfrancis2130
    @noxfrancis2130 Před 2 lety +4

    14:50 once my parents got their luggage "flagged" (idk what the correct term would be) by drug sniffer dogs when going through security for their return flight. The case had hams and chesses in that my parents had bought on holiday, and the dogs had sniffed at the case because they were hungry. Apparently this was a relatively common occurrence, so there was a 50/50 chance that what the dogs were smelling was drugs. I think they were springers, which makes sense

  • @theliegeoflettuce854
    @theliegeoflettuce854 Před 2 lety +9

    12:29 Meme fulfilled.

  • @theartsyteacup582
    @theartsyteacup582 Před 2 lety +128

    Wholesome twist!
    That shirt actually belongs to Tony, and they both like to borrow his clothes
    I tried to make it wholesome okay? xD

    • @lifeofnanaa
      @lifeofnanaa Před 2 lety +25

      That’s what I said! or tony and Peter each own that shirt because they’re science nerds. I will not accept any other insinuations

    • @orbitalchaos8049
      @orbitalchaos8049 Před 2 lety +25

      Yeah, why does it have to be weird? They’re both closer to a weird rich guy, who’s to say that didn’t wear off on those closest to him? Also consider:
      Peter had a sleepover because Tony is basically his dad, and there was a laundry mixup. 👀👀👀

    • @AC8X
      @AC8X Před rokem +9

      I like the theory that Peter was stranded somewhere in his spidey suit and Pepper had to pick him up and get him a change of clothes.

    • @taylor_green_9
      @taylor_green_9 Před rokem +5

      Peter was over for breakfast and spilled chocolate milk over his shirt, so Pepper lent him that one

  • @alliem8700
    @alliem8700 Před 2 lety +81

    That whole "stop bullying me, you're giving me a hard-on" couple with the kind of toxic romance story...that's definitely Ian and Mickey from Shameless.

    • @navnher1135
      @navnher1135 Před rokem +4

      And weirdly they're fucking wholesome by the end of it. Toxic as hell, but wholesome all the same. Its a strange mix

    • @alliem8700
      @alliem8700 Před rokem +3

      @@navnher1135 That describes almost all of my favorite gay TV couples

    • @navnher1135
      @navnher1135 Před rokem +1

      @@alliem8700 fair

  • @The.Badger.
    @The.Badger. Před rokem +2

    14:33 “Huppty Duppty, that is Sussy-Wussy!!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Dude, you’re killing me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jackinthewaffleburgerbox
    @Jackinthewaffleburgerbox Před 2 lety +4

    As someone who is 19 and had an age crisis earlier today, that was very much needed thank you

  • @CartoonHero1986
    @CartoonHero1986 Před 2 lety +109

    So before pot was legal in Canada my dealer was a Paraplegic who was also very overweight but if you went to met up with him at his house there was a good chance he'd be in bed rather then his chair to take pressure off his spine. I could totally see how if my guy ever got busted it would be reported about the same to help sell papers.

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Před rokem

      his supplier probably chose him because the cops wouldn't bother him

  • @D._____
    @D._____ Před 2 lety +79

    2:08 hello Aussie fan here to inform you those snakes are mating not fighting, the dog is a dingo who has coincidentally come across the lemon shark corpse and the tail end of the shark has been eaten by a much bigger one I presume a tiger, in edition such a sight would only happen on the west coast, the east has worse fauna that typical are only seen a few minute before death

  • @citroenboter
    @citroenboter Před 2 lety +1

    The sausage thing with drug dogs, well my parents have a similar story. They were on a train and a drug dog came sniffing everyone's luggage. My dad can't remember whether there actually was a salami sandwich in there and if they had weed or not, but the officer believed him anyway and he didn't get checked.

  • @Lilian040210
    @Lilian040210 Před rokem +4

    6:29 competition is the word you're looking for. And yes, juice the dogs 😂

  • @akshatmodi8607
    @akshatmodi8607 Před 2 lety +36

    "Football team of sky daddies" yeah and Zeus has the most goal so far 😂

  • @l1ghtsw1tch327
    @l1ghtsw1tch327 Před 2 lety +133

    The king of the dad's jokes. All hail clickky wikky and his dadness

    • @PutoMedicoBrujo
      @PutoMedicoBrujo Před 2 lety +8

      Now, the question is...
      Should OT and the Click have a Dad joke showdown?
      to see who is "dad" and who's the "FATHER™" ?

    • @l1ghtsw1tch327
      @l1ghtsw1tch327 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh hell yeah

  • @EmoFemboyHunter69
    @EmoFemboyHunter69 Před rokem +3

    2:05
    Fun fact! Those snakes are actually mating.

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 Před 2 lety +3

    16:15 as someone wearing for the most part a hoodie I would just put the hood between my head and the window, it'd feel quite soft and the small bumps ended up being rather enjoyable.

  • @SartorialDragon
    @SartorialDragon Před 2 lety +29

    3:30 preventing suicide can't be successful if the point you start at is the bridge. You need to intervene to give people a life worth living, not only make it harder for them to end their lives.

  • @voyager1898
    @voyager1898 Před 2 lety +141

    Fun space fact #5: The Sun can not explode into a supernova. It’s not massive enough. A star has to be 8-15 times the mass of our star to go supernova at the end of its life

    • @fyrelorde
      @fyrelorde Před 2 lety +2

      Will it turn into a neutron star after its giant phase then?

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 Před 2 lety +3

      If humanity has the technology... they will blow s* it up xD

    • @ashtonisvibing4763
      @ashtonisvibing4763 Před 2 lety +2

      thank you pluto! you were always a swag planet😌

    • @mangalover0149
      @mangalover0149 Před 2 lety +10

      @@fyrelorde No, it'll turn into a white dwarf. Neutron stars are supernova remnants from the stars that are massive enough to go supernova but not big enough to turn into black holes.

    • @martinmckee5333
      @martinmckee5333 Před 2 lety +2

      @@fyrelorde No. It will become a white dwarf.

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před rokem +4

    14:44 “Disclaimer: Don’t put sausages in your pants”
    as an amab, i put a sausage in my pants every day. it’s usually mine

  • @remithendenby6249
    @remithendenby6249 Před 2 lety +9

    12:40 the video has the same amount of likes as the reddit post
    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

  • @_Geist
    @_Geist Před 2 lety +27

    "land shark party" sounded like "LAN shark party," which immediately conjured imagery of a LAN party for sharks.

  • @theeverdreamwitch
    @theeverdreamwitch Před 2 lety +86

    Okay, but can we talk about the “weed smoker” bowl amongst the religions? 🤣

    • @smaragdwolf1
      @smaragdwolf1 Před 2 lety +1

      would like to have an answer... which Religion does care the most for homeless People? In the Christian bowl seems to be the most mass of Money, but what counts is the Value.

    • @opossumleader3645
      @opossumleader3645 Před 2 lety +2

      @@smaragdwolf1 christianity is also the most common

    • @smaragdwolf1
      @smaragdwolf1 Před 2 lety

      @@opossumleader3645 that is true, but there are so many sub-groups within each Religion, that its hard determine which one is truely Careful.

    • @midleno8364
      @midleno8364 Před 2 lety +8

      @@smaragdwolf1 you're just proving the homeless man's point

    • @zgredczwartyniesamowity363
      @zgredczwartyniesamowity363 Před 2 lety

      @@smaragdwolf1 if you look closely Jewish people gave the least

  • @alexan2717
    @alexan2717 Před 2 lety +5

    Omg I love his laugh 😂 it's like an evil cackle mixed with a wholesome chuckle, It's absolutely amazing

  • @Mr.Roboto-youtube
    @Mr.Roboto-youtube Před 5 měsíci +1

    5:48 the kid wasn’t too far off, there is a way in how the human mind works, where if they believe enough that “if this does/doesn’t happen, I’ll die”, they actually will

  • @sallykristinevarne
    @sallykristinevarne Před 2 lety +34

    Click: "What is that amazing smell? Oh my god it is you!"
    Me, drenched in sweat: "You think?"

  • @taragwendolyn
    @taragwendolyn Před 2 lety +72

    The blind man was a Canadian show called Just For Laughs Gags. Usually it's in good humour... I actually remember that episode lol

    • @VelaiciaCreator
      @VelaiciaCreator Před 2 lety +1

      Same, the frenchies really like the risque yet odd...

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 Před 2 lety +2

      Omg, i remember they used to play that all the time in TV. I wonder if that show is still going to this day....

    • @quinnception631
      @quinnception631 Před 2 lety

      @@foxinabox5103 it is

    • @chocolatebunny3221
      @chocolatebunny3221 Před rokem

      That was very hilarious though. Especially the guy with his own ice cream and the middle aged woman😂😂😂

    • @Dfl_jason
      @Dfl_jason Před rokem

      I rmemeber thst shlw being shoen in my country (lithuania)

  • @rubyhyuck6696
    @rubyhyuck6696 Před 2 lety +1

    6:20 the one religion in the back as “weed smoker” lmao

  • @ppenmudera4687
    @ppenmudera4687 Před 8 měsíci +3

    16:58 Yeah, that sounds like something we'd do

  • @nedhunter4444
    @nedhunter4444 Před 2 lety +24

    21:51 This is something that gives the protagonists of the fantasy novel I'm writing existential crises several times over. I'm taking the phrase "happily ever after" and turning it into existential horror by making the main characters immortal, and letting them gradually come to the realization that they're slowly forgetting their pasts. All they have is each other as the world moves on around them.

  • @guadobobey5785
    @guadobobey5785 Před 2 lety +33

    2:11, sorry guys but those snakes are F U C K I N G not fighting, now this is a lesson that Vladimir Putin can learn from

  • @GachaToGo
    @GachaToGo Před 2 lety +1

    When you're born you subscribe to life and your childhood is just a free trial, but when you're an adult you can still quit at any time. The levels also get harder as you go on.

  • @dovahkiin5967
    @dovahkiin5967 Před 2 lety +2

    Those snakes weren’t fighting to the death, they were mating

  • @nyxstyx388
    @nyxstyx388 Před 2 lety +24

    5:20 this is actually an asian drama (can't remember if it's Korean or Japanese). In the commercial I saw this guy lived in a BL world and was trying to desperately not get pulled into a love story. He sees this bully walk into this shy looking guy and when their eyes meet they instantly fall in love. He walks away quickly to avoid getting pulled into a BL story. It's a satirical comedy I believe lol

  • @gryphonkin7873
    @gryphonkin7873 Před 2 lety +157

    Had a mildly traumatizing experience today and an exam tomorrow. This video was just what I needed to calm down and feel confident, thank you for making this awesome content!

    • @oceanmythjormundgandr3891
      @oceanmythjormundgandr3891 Před 2 lety +4

      Same, I have to hand in my exam tomorrow too (actually today since its 4am) and I needed this video. Good luck with your exam!

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 Před rokem +1

      Just don’t pray for help

  • @joshuarichards8065
    @joshuarichards8065 Před 2 lety

    2:06 Oh The Click, you innocent sweet dumpling, those snakes aren't fighting 😂

  • @whydoistillexist5033
    @whydoistillexist5033 Před 2 lety +1

    In Switzerland we have an alternative santa and he has a counterpart that also has a donkey. And if you’ve been bad the counterpart puts you in his bad and you get turned into the bread they give the kids if they’ve been good :D
    They sometimes actually take the kids with them-
    And they would actually go from town to town and you would go there to get called by your name and then they would say if you’ve been good. And then you say a rhyme of your own to better his judgment. And then you get peanuts, some type of orange, small chocolates and that weird bread

  • @vortex3010
    @vortex3010 Před 2 lety +69

    The one mem at 21:24 is true, genetics isn't like making a cappuccino. Had a friend in this situation, she was supper worried that she would be called a cheater cause of her genetic background. Genetics is interesting. :)

    • @insideAdirtyMind
      @insideAdirtyMind Před 2 lety +11

      there are these beautiful twin sisters Lucy and Maria Aylmer which are a very good example of how Genetics can work

  • @fiend-off-the-grid
    @fiend-off-the-grid Před 2 lety +18

    2:16 you forgot the Hol' up, the snakes are doing the snu-snu~

  • @theonlyhikaru
    @theonlyhikaru Před rokem +3

    12:35 congrats 👏🏼

  • @furrybastard27
    @furrybastard27 Před 2 lety +1

    5:14 this is actually how I got a guy to stop bullying me in sophomore year.

  • @ladyofshalott
    @ladyofshalott Před 2 lety +16

    At 6:45 - that sounds like it'd be great for people in a poly relationship (and yes I mean one where everyone's on the same page).

  • @evanlandis990
    @evanlandis990 Před 2 lety +26

    I'm just imagining being in a polyamorus relationship, I marry one, but we both are ok with me having a second mate (GF) and when we go in it's free but no drama.
    At the end they ask "how is your wife ok with this?" And I'll say "We're polyamorus, I could only legally marry one, but I love them the same, and they love me as they love each other. You got swindled."

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 2 lety

      And somewhere out there's a bi poly woman, her husband and her gf all crying because the deal doesn't apply to them :>

    • @evanlandis990
      @evanlandis990 Před 2 lety

      @@wolf1066 how? If the husband pretends to be bringing them in then it should work

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 2 lety

      @@evanlandis990 That would be dishonest. :)

    • @evanlandis990
      @evanlandis990 Před 2 lety +3

      @@wolf1066 it's not dishonest. You're filling the criteria. It's like turning a rectangular prism to fit in a square hole

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 2 lety +1

      @@evanlandis990 LOL! I've now got that video with the bloke putting all the shapes into the square hole in my mind.
      I just hope the gf doesn't mind having to pretend she's into her lady's husband for the course of the meal.
      Wouldn't matter so much if it was a closed triangle rather than a V, of course.
      The real problem is for a poly woman with two bfs or a husband and bf, or those in same-sex poly groups or those with more than 3 in the group.

  • @AgothicSleepyhead
    @AgothicSleepyhead Před rokem +1

    Ok, but I’ve been having a severe existentixal crisis for the past like 5 months, and hearing click say it is gonna get better is somehow so much more convincing than anyone else.

  • @OfficialKayTheFoxYT
    @OfficialKayTheFoxYT Před 4 dny

    The bus window thing is so accurate… idea though, bring either a small pillow or stuffed animal and put it between your head in the window. I did that when my class and I went on a field trip (we were on the bus for three hours there and back) and it worked quite well.

  • @Whisky.
    @Whisky. Před 2 lety +22

    6:21 man I'm all up for joining the weed religion

  • @doonomac7514
    @doonomac7514 Před 2 lety +11

    20:40 - "surprise your valentine"
    They really just telling us to hammer our valentines... 😳

    • @Tsaukpaetra
      @Tsaukpaetra Před 2 lety +2

      Wait till you see this reciprocating saw in the next aisle... 💅

  • @InsomniacDoggo
    @InsomniacDoggo Před 11 měsíci +1

    6:40
    Polycules be eating good tonight

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 Před 2 lety +3

    2:00 after you can reliably make landsharks, could you try making fantasy races? Like elves? Put them in some forest, teach them old Norse and trick them into thinking a Demi god is bringing them back from extinction and shape their culture by making up a religion. Bonus points if the public doesn’t know and has to find their village themselves and the village has genetically modified glowing plants.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety +11

    19:54 “my luck... ALWAYS “
    XD

  • @Lord_Raiden1992
    @Lord_Raiden1992 Před 2 lety +24

    Imma tell you something now: im in hospital because of severe deppresion and suicidal thoughts. As a german the situation in the Ukraine bothers me very much as well. This video was the only thing since yesterday, that didnt include meds, that managed to calm me down. Thank you so much for doing that!!!

  • @Mercy_of_the_Devil
    @Mercy_of_the_Devil Před 2 lety

    16:32 I have no idea what it was suggestive of looking like but I stared at those lemon slices for a hot second before realising that they weren’t jellyfish.

  • @bluexwings
    @bluexwings Před 2 lety +2

    The way you said Gemini has me in stitches. 😂 It's going to be "jeh-mee-nee" in my head from now on.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Před 2 lety +17

    21:30 That is actually possible, BUUUT I'm pretty sure she just cheated, both partners need to have the right genes and the chances are astronomical.

    • @insideAdirtyMind
      @insideAdirtyMind Před 2 lety +5

      The Twins Lucy and Maria Aylmer are a very good example of how Genetics can work out at the end

  • @phmc123
    @phmc123 Před 2 lety +15

    The blind guy eating the ice cream was one of the best pranks ever.

  • @Amayawolf_01
    @Amayawolf_01 Před 2 lety

    The one about "Men and women taste the same" and then Click's joke about a collection of hearts just reminded me of this billboard out in like Michigan or something that says "It's not cannibalism if it's deep fried!"

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 Před 2 lety +2

    "Would you rather let your pet die or 10 random children?"
    The real question is: If I kill enough children could my pet become immortal?