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#reddit #theclick #subreddit - Zábava
My teachers told me I would never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.
I told them, "Just you wait."
Take my like and get out.
Gah-
damnit you clever jester.
Idk what to say put i want to reply
The moment I saw the "Just you wait" I started singing Alexander Hamilton.
Just make sure you start on your awesome future.... tomorrow
I don’t know about anyone else, but I frequently forget English is not Click’s first language. And then as an American, I get extremely jealous that he’s fluent in multiple languages.
As a Scottish man I'm not jealous
Excuse me 😀
As a non-native English speaker, I also get jealous of Click because of how insanely native he sounds. I’ve been fluent in English for years and speak it regularly, but at this point I feel like no matter how much time passes I’ll never get rid of that accent that gives me away immediately. x)
@@viveleshistoires4874 fortunately there are so my accents and dialects it might be easier to hide. While I’m far from fluent in German, I think I’ve finally managed to finally hide the American R when it’s at the end of words/syllables. However I’ll never master the Ö sound.
@@theresamnsota3925 ÖÖööööööööööööööööööööööööööö😅
Edit: Sorry
As a Canadian: the "teenage filter" meme wasn't in error with Justin (our priminister), it was a joke being made about him literally doing black face in his college years. 😳
Oh…. WoW
And here I thought y’all had better politicians than we do in the states..
@kittyplayz1480 only very slightly, very very slightly 😪
@@xiotcannon7621 I wish you luck in trying to get rid of him, friend, and hopefully our latest bastard’s treason charges stick.
I thought if they did a joke involving him it'd make him look like Fidel Castro lol
“It wasn’t gay, I had socks on”
I can’t stop laughing
What's a nightmare when you're awake? It's called LIFE, Mark.
I get your point, but I think it's really called an hallucination.
@@alicewilloughby4318 sometimes also sleep paralysis
My demon is myself 😭
"Life" Came here to just say that.
Waking Nightmares I believe… hallucinations are different
@@pancake.squirrel all we can do is laugh at the pain and hope it stops
shoplifter: "okay, time to be stealthy so I can steal these pants!"
also shoplifter: *violently doing the nae nae*
do it while pretending to listen to music with earphones
Does anyone get stopped for that door beeper?
@@GrifoStelle Depends on the store, and how well staffed they are. Walmart, and other big-chain grocery stores, for instance, don't even have them anymore, because they'll let it go until you've stolen enough to press charges (about $200 to $1000 worth, depending on the manager and state). Most cashiers won't catch you on smaller stolen items, unless loss prevention or a manager are watching them. Smaller mall stores will stop you every time, and anywhere with a register close to the door, or a wandering security guard. The security guard/loss prevention specialist will usually be plain-clothes, and you can recognise them if you're a regular enough customer--but that also means that they can recognize you.
Those scanners work via a small magnetic sticker, hidden somewhere on or in the item. Most commonly, you'll find it inside of books, pinned on the inside of clothing/shoes, or in rare instances, incorporated into the packaging. The scanner temporarily demagnetizes them, which allows you to go through.
Theoretically, the easiest way to get away with stealing something in a situation like that, is to also buy something else so you can conceal the item in the same bag, and stick one of the alarm tags to your shoe. Make sure the tag is on it before you come in, so you ring the alarm on the way in as well. When it goes off, they'll already expect it, so you'll usually be waved on. But if they ask you to stop, a quick look over yourself before "realizing" there's something stuck to your shoe would probably do the trick.
Also, never steal from independent stores or small businesses, as they are job providers, and keep the money circulating in the local economy,
Not that I am actually condoning theft in any way shape or form. : ]
@@bobbylooi6188 you cracked the code!
@@MurdocsMinion Definitely not XD
The tinder one is even worse. Because the boyfriend could have made a profile while single and then just never realized to deactivate it. While the girl is provably actively cheating.
I'm glad that someone else has finally acknowledged that "The Pina Coloda Song" is actually "The Cheating-Is-Okay-If-You're-Both-Doing-It Song"
Honestly, every time I hear that song I'm all 'damn, they're being chill af about this, should probably try swinging or poly if they're this cool with finding their spouse was trying to hook up.'
Best thing about "genderfluid changed gender during sex so now I'm gay" is they're affirming the genderfluid person's identity and their choice of gender, even if that makes them gay. So wholesome.
Wholesome little conversion therapy in the bed
it would be a really loki thing to do, wouldn't it...
@@karowolkenschaufler7659 absolutely
Loki[sleeps with a guy, have child with him, take care of it together for few years]: Time to spice things up.
@@vermilionrubin not sure if loki sticks around for childcare.. there is that one story in the edda where loki busts into a party the other gods are having, like the 13th fary, he hadn't been invited. and he basicly insults everyone for either being greedy or sleeping around. until odin (I think) has enough and tells him that someone who has just been in midgard for 8 years, in human shape and had gave birth to multible children (so was definetly sleeping around as well) should maybe be a bit quiet... my point about this story is, loki seems to not have stuck around to raise those kids until the end... they seem to have buggerd off a bit early. unless I am misremembering this.
"What's a nightmare called, when you are awake?"
I think that's just existence 😎
Came here just for this comment
Bro?.......you need a hug?
Hmmm... yeah, that checks out.
Relatable
I was scrolling through the comments and listening and read this right as he said it 💀💀💀
On the Titanic movie. I think part of the reason for the Jack and Rose love story was to give audiences something to latch onto. Something they could get emotionally invested in. That way, when the relationship is cut down so early, it'll give at least a small version of the emotional punch the sinking had on the public when the original tragedy occured.
A less generous interpretation is that media in general tries desperately to shoehorn romance/sex into literally everything whether or not it's appropriate for the story or wanted by the audience, but I do see your point.
That makes sense, kinda like how Baz Luhrmann tries to add modern music or modern culture into classic stories to make people associate it with present day and bond with it rather than seeing it as some distant "story" by old people not relatable to today (at least that's my assumption of why he does it) like he did with The Great Gatsby music etc.
I think his modern language and modern comedy in A Knight's Tale may have actually inspired that usage in movies like Pirates of the Carribean.
I live in Missouri in the US, and all of our weather guys are male, cheerful and overweight. Studies show that audiences are more likely to forgive chubby guys with nice personalities.
Here, our weather is completely unpredictable more than 24 hours in advance, so the weather guys ask a lot of forgiveness since they're always wrong.
As a French guy, watching Click trying to pronounce French was just 👌
c'était *in croy able*
French Click viewers unite 😭
@@shrek_is_life_6974 oui oui baguette
Nailed that one... Si tu veux, beliève croire en ses rêves
Ouais c'était parfait 👍
"Where would we draw the line for child abuse in a sea turtle based civilization?"
Ah, yes, this is the deep philosophical discussions I come here for. 🤣
Great A'Tuin would certainly approve 👍
🤣 I even wrote it down on my phone so I can ponder this ultimate question later!
Probably at preventing turtle kids from reaching the sea?
Sorry, i have that sort of brain
I had enough trouble trying to craft a society based on side-blotched lizards. Basically I decided that the families shoved kids out onto the streets around the time the next clutch came (maybe ten years old), and it was considered a normal rite of passage to spend time on your own until you hit breeding age, possibly found one or more mates, and settled down as a new family.
(The guys who don't find mates, or who get their mates stolen during the breeding event, become the lowest caste in society and get the crappy jobs. It's polygynous so the women don't face the same issues.)
Anyway most lizard people don't bond with their own siblings and only the youngest gets any parental involvement over the long term. And society is slowly adjusting to the fact that one particular phenotype of guys is predisposed to monogamy -- like what even is this weird stuff, sticking to a single mate and actually caring for her emotional state and bonding with your children I mean what kind of weirdos *are* these guys anyway.
It was really fun to write 😸
Isn't a society that is based on people having a thousand children called the NBA?
So for the adult spouse thing, those are an actual thing in certain parts of America at least. Basically a minor over a certain age (like 14 I think) can get married as long as the parents consent. I also heard that it’s heavily tied to sexual abuse cases, how shocking!
As of July 2023 the US still has 5 States with no minimum age set for marriage, meaning a child of any age can get legally married. Yes it’s heavily tied to sexual abuse and also creates a legal nightmare to get the child out of the situation.
It's probably buried in the comments already, but "adult spouse" signage has made the rounds on this subreddit before with a simple explanation. This is usually seen in places that serve alcohol, so "minor" includes legal adults who aren't yet at the drinking age, like say, a 20 y/o and their 21 y/o spouse, here in America
That doesn’t make sense. A 20 year old would not be a “minor”, they are an adult even though they aren’t of legal drinking age in the US. A minor is anyone under 18 years old. Also 5 States still do not have a minimum age for marriage, meaning a child of any age can legally get married, while many other States have minimum ages ranging from 15 years old and up. Only 10 States have banned child marriage.
The state that was listed as "Ncest" is actually Alabama, so that's the joke hidden in the map where they're missing first letters 😆
Came looking for this comment! 😂 Sad part is, I had to look up actual map, because I couldn't remember which state was supposed to be there!
Edit to add... Just got to his 🎵"Sweet home Alabama... Keep it in the family..."🎶 Sheesh! That would've saved me having to Google US state map! 🤣
I spent way too long trying to think of a state that ended in 'ncest', and most of that was after my brain tried saying "it's Alabama, stupid"
@@heathernunya1976 Same I’m so disappointed in myself.
Went looking for this comment to see who else figured it out, lol.
Kind of better than Labama. 😂
6:39 I am German and I gotta say, he pronounced the word "Flammenwerfer" perfectly. Consider me impressed.
Flammenwerfer is my favorite word in any language
as a german i agree
*16:40
16:42 actually
@@_pachycephalosaurus_ I usually try to give it more context, but yes.
I just wanted to give a closer timestamp so it would be easier to find for someone after reading the comment. Took me a few minutes to get there.
13:43 "Never gonna make you" *soul exits body*
Fun fact, hitler WAS actually an artist, and a pretty darn good one at that, however, when he tried to get into an art school, he was denied entry every time, and they said he had more talent to be an architect than an artist, and a sympathetic teacher essentially told him that, however that would’ve meant that he had to go back to primary school of which he dropped out of and had no intention of ever returning, it’s actually quite interesting and sad, considering that he could’ve been extremely successful in my opinion
I've seen some of his art before, and it was... honestly pretty mediocre. Inconsistent perspective, doors where there shouldn't be, error with lighting and shadows... the buildings themselves were alright, as you said, but yeah I absolutely agree that mustache man was NOT cut out for art school lmao
The hat man is actually a really common hallucination. It's a variant of the shadow people that people sometimes see during sleep paralysis or with sleep depravation. Seeing shadow people this way is an event that's experienced by people all over the world and across cultures.
Remember: just because seeing shadow people happens to people across the world and across cultures does not necessarily mean they’re supernatural. The human brain is wired to recognize other humans, and if you’re hallucinating there’s a solid chance that your brain will interpret whatever weird random signals are causing the hallucinations as a humanoid shape as a result.
If I recall correctly, the explanation given by folk is that "The hat man" Is some sort of: Devil / Form of Satan, reguardless of if it's true or not, just a tiny bit of interesting info.
Mostly heard of this Via paranormal type videos.
I have a lot of hallucinations due to neural and brain damage (mostly some specific ones on repeat, but other random stuff does like to pop up every now and then to keep me on my toes), and I have never seen a dark human figure wearing a wide-brimmed hat. Then again, most of mine are animals.
Having been medically diagnosed with chronic severe Insomnia, I can confirm this, it’s actually extremely terrifying to experience when you haven’t slept for 2+ days straight, you see movement in the corner of your eye and you start having mini blackouts, and find yourself in a constant state of panic and insanity, and just end up jolting yourself awake every time you try to take a micro nap, it’s not fun to experience at any time. Once stayed awake for 5 days straight, never again, it sucks
marissawindler9214 Wait what. How did you stay awake that long? I’m pretty sure anything past 3 days without sleep is playing with death
The thing I will always remember about Titanic was how she was on the boat of the guy looking for the necklace that turns out is in her possession, and instead of doing anything else like giving the priceless necklace to her family or just to the guy who's spent years of his life looking for it, she chucks it into the fucking water.
Not only that but she accepts to go on the expedition after the necklace, knowing the guy spent thousands if not hundreds of thousands of money, all so she can tell her story about the time she banged a random dude in the Titanic. Rose was a horrible woman, and I suspect the guy she was gonna marry wasn't actually how she described him either.
@@BeanManolo would love to watch a lengthy video essay about how Titanic uses the unreliable narrator mechanic and how Rose is the villain actually.
About the turtle meme, in the book "Stranger in a strange land" the main human protagonist is raised among an alien society whose young are essentially raised like baby turtles. Most unalive themselves before moving onto the next stage of development.
@@BeanManolo But was the expedition really after the necklace, specifically and exclusively? I think they were like studying the wreck and looking for artifacts in general. Sure, they were bummed out the necklace wasn't there, but it wasn't the only thing they looked for.
@@silkwesir1444 the whole expedition was after the 'Heart of the Ocean' (the blue diamond on the necklace) so much Rose was there because they found her drawing on the safe of Rose's fianceé inside the ship;
The leader of the expedition was a treasure hunter after the necklace, they weren't studying the wreck or looking for artifacts in general, but after the necklace specifically.
Yeah, the whole "Hat man" thing is a very common hallucination or sleep paralysis demon. It's probably a figment of paranoia of the unknown. Based on the stereotype of a noir detective hiding in the shadows.
*fun fact, tinder isn’t just for hookups or romantic/sexual relationships (including cheating), but also just for friends! It has that option now!*
Woah. That’s…got some implications…
The worst part of the youngest mother is that she gave birth at five but was most likely four when it happened.
Thats utterly disgusting. Childmolesters are the worst scum on earth.
i think there was a recent story of a 9 year old that gave birth but refuse to name the father. this was in india if memory serv
Jesus fucking christ
I believe she's still alive but that her eldest child (she had another child later on, I think) has passed away a while back from illness. Also very sad that despite the fact she's been very firm on refusing interviews that people have continued to hound her to talk about something extremely traumatic that she likely doesn't fully remember, if at all.
@@Marveryn Why would anyone refuse to name the father? If ever a witch hunt was deserved...
I once got an Uber and the driver had a bunch of puppies with him, he let me hold them. He was puppy sitting because his dog had just had a litter and his wife couldn't watch them and he didn't want to sit home all day. I rated him five stars
This story is magical!
The "HANS! Bring the FLAMMENWERFER!!" threw me off xDD too perfect
9:52 Click didn't even notice they replaced Alabama with Incest ☠️☠️
As someone with a schizophrenia spectrum disorder, I have also seen The Hat Man. I told my sibling about the hallucination, and apparently that shadowish figure is called The Hat Man. Although for me, he was just standing still and it looked like he might’ve been wearing some fine clothes from long before I was born. It was only a silhouette, so not very detailed or anything, it was just clearly a man with a hat to me lol
Drug use can trigger schizophrenia in people who have a family history of it, what ever ayahuasca did to his brain chemistry made him start seeing the hat man
@@clarehidalgo Oh interesting, is it confirmed that he had schizophrenia, or is it just a speculation? I did think he might have suffered from a schizophrenia spectrum disorder because of the descriptions, so now I’m curious lol
@@SophiiLuca I don't know, but he's anti-vaxx so there's something wrong with his brain.
I’m not schizophrenic, but I’ve also seen a dark silhouette with a hat. It’s a defined hat too but I don’t know my hate, think big fedora. It was broad day light and I stared at it for maybe a solid minute before blinking and it was gone. To this day, I have no idea what I saw but it’s one of those things that keeps me up at night. 😂
Saw the hat man in the hallway outside my room once. I have a history of weird audio/visual hallucinations late at night like someone calling my name or chains dragging on the floor. Didn’t know this was a common thing.
Watching Click butcher words like "Ayahuasca" is hilarious until I realize I'm dyslexic and couldn't pronounce it to save my life.
The executioner looms over you. "Any last words?" he asks. "yeah. worcestershire!"
I guess he didn't actually try to get it right anyway bc drugs = demonetization
@@LaNoireDetruit Oh, that's a drug? Cool, I didn't even know what it was.
@@rottenriver394 it's not very widespread as a recreational drug, usually people take it in shamanic (?) ceremonies in South America. It's a hallucinogenic.
So that's how it's spelled 😂 I was searching for ayowaska shamans after a friend from Peru was telling me about their rituals
20:51 “tell me why-“
AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
7:09
_adopted_ a strategy
"what's a nightmare called when you're awake?"
my psychiatrist calls it unmedicated psychosis
Well said Demon Dorito.
The little girl that gave birth at 5...her baby was raised as her little brother. Precocious puberty....one of the main applications for puberty blockers is for kids who have this condition. I wish they would have known who hurt that child and un-alived him . Chances are it was some family member and the family just hushed it up.
Wasn't it highly suspected that it was her older brother? 🤢
Child naught-molestation is almost always by someone who knows the victim.
And it's disgusting that the christian-supremacists in the US will _force a literal child_ to go through pregnancy and birth because they want to force their religion on everyone else.
[I am told that, in Judaism, life begins with your first breath. The entire, "life begins at conception," is a _purely religious belief._ It's certainly not founded in science. Last I heard, more than half of fertilized ova divide a few times, then fizzle out, never even implanting. And even implantation is no guarantee - miscarriages are a thing, and are more frequent than these christain-Taliban want you to believe.]
@@naolucillerandom5280 i think it was suspected to be her father, but he wasn’t arrested due to lack of evidence
@@xenos2027 i heard from one source that her grandfather was considered a suspect as well
My niece has Precocious Puberty. She started acting really unusual around the time she turned 8, acting more like a petulant teen than an 8 year old. At first we just thought it was stuff she picked up from her teenage brother, but it seemed off. My sister took her to the doctor just to make sure and when she came home she seemed like she was frustrated but also confused and shocked, since none of us had even heard of this being a thing. Personally, i couldn't even wrap my head around this when she said my niece was going through puberty because, well, she's freaking 8. But, we at least understand her behavior now. I can't imagine what a nightmare it must be to be going through that while also having absolutely no idea whats happening to you.
21:59 I'm also from the UK, like Tom Holland. I can't really believe that sitting next to a black man whilst on a date with my mixed race girlfriend would even be a thought that crossed my mind
Second poster on 8:14 is so mean to the owner. If any of my little dinosaurs went missing I would be heart-broken. 💔
Hopefully the second poster was put up after they knew the parrot was safely back home otherwise that is appalling taste.
Honestly, I think the top poster was added as a joke.
The map is so funny because when you have Exas, Ew York, Evada, the fact the “ Ncest” is Alabama is easily overlooked
I'm surprised that there aren't many comments about it, buy it also took me way too long to realize. I just couldn't figure out what state it was until the meme kicked in
It took me too long to realize that wasn't a real state. I kept thinking "what state is that?" I had to look at a map 😅
Same, I am extremely stupid when it comes to geography so i completely missed the joke because I thought for a while that "guess this is a state I don't know about"
I had to look it up
I was looking for you. And for your comment 🌸
The adult spouse thing could actually be a thing in some countries.
In the US three 10 year old girls were married to men who at the time were 24, 25 and 31 years old respectively. This happened in 2001 in Tennessee.
A research done in 2018 showed that the average rate of child marriage in the US is about 0.6% meaning 6 out 1000. The majority of them are 16 and 17 year olds.
There is a very large problem about this because they may not be deemed old enough to file for divorce, so they are effectively trapped in the marriage.
Trapped in it and forced in it.
In most of these cases as well they are marrying their rapist.. it’s usually the family and Church forcing them into it to avoid legal implications because if they’re married then there is no State investigation
And the best part is the parents of the child have to sign the paperwork to allow it
@@keylimetea and some states actively stop state legislation that would make it illegal
Yes child marriage is still very legal in the United States unfortunately
23:57 can I just take a moment to enjoy this glorious moment of Clicks dyslexia coming in? He confuses twink for a c-word because they both have c in or at the beginning of it, yet twink doesn’t have a c in it? It was glorious and made me nearly choke on rice.
19:45 LMAO I need to find that meme so I can send it to my partner XD
At 18:32 For anyone who doesn’t know, it’s because Justin Trudeau went under controversy because he did blackface at a Halloween party when he was younger
Yeah, I almost died when that popped up. I figured the joke would be something like, they all look like they’re in a 90’s boy band together. So the black face reference got me good
Ah, the stupidity of youth.
Yeah, our politicians aren't better here compared to the rest of the world.
The implication is that the AI scraped prominent photos & since said controversy did result in the blackface (Aladdin) photo circulating around -- interesting diffusion.
You can't judge someone for what they did when they were a teenager, like come on, we ALL did weird af stuff. Don't even deny it.
As a Brit, I approve of clicks British accent. Sounds exactly like just about every boy in my year group.
Yes. It does.
I can proove it dose
Why did I read this in a British accent 😭
Most Scandinavians are taught British English, as a Dane when I went to the uk they thought I was a native Brit.
Another Brit here. Can confirm, 100% accurate impression 👍
22:57 use the pasta water to make rice. 2+ meals for the water of 1
*Breaking News; 1.18 million people swarm offices around the globe, hoping to change their names to Amari.*
One person changes gender during naughties: "NOOO you made me gay, how could you??".
The other person: "I mean you can stop clapping my cheeks if you want to".
The first person: "I MADE A COMMITMENT HERE SO I MUST CONTINUE!".
Or "Too late I'm gay now, so I might as well finish."
@@tamsinashton2293 I mean no need to pull out anymore so yeah just enjoy the finish lmao.
Bisexuals have it easier... just keep going, "This changes nothing!"
@@spiker.ortmann I'm sometimes glad that I'm bi / pan. How does it effect things if they both change gender?
@@tamsinashton2293 since I'm cisgender, i won't pretend to know. But it's a good question that maybe both of us will get answered if someone who is in that position pass by...
I wanna imagine Click holding an entire Click supersized plushie and he VIOLENTLY shakes it through a censor for the meme.
I’m imagining a life size mannequin shaped like and painted like The Click as his new merchandise
I remember watching a video about the youngest mother's in the world, the youngest was indeed 5, her son was raised as her sibling since it would he hard to explain why their 5 year old daughter gave birth
It was suspected that the 5 year old's father is the one who impregnated her
Before they found out she was actually pregnant they thought it was a tumour, and then she gave birth
That's all I know about that situation
@@lovuiwoni Ikr, it must be horrifying
6:23 the best part is that it said 'first kiss' which implies they have kissed multiple times 😂😂
Seeing TheClick try to pronounce french was hilarious, especially as a French person xD
he was closer than most americans that I know
complètement agreed, mon friend
Et il était si fier lol
Oui surtout le "esthétique" Mdr
@@yasa.9963 thank you my poto !
The "Adult Spouse" restriction is quite simple. In the U.S. you can get married quite young, 14 in some states (some restrictions apply). However, you do need to be 21 to get a beer. So, it just means the older spouse has to be over 21 even if the younger is 20.
That doesn't make it sound any less gross, the 'ew' is at the notion of a 'married minor', stipulating a minor might be married to someone over 21 just adds another level of 'ew'.
The image is at 17:00 and clearly talking about 'minors'.
In Germany you have to be 16, your spouse has to be 18 and your parents have to agree. So it's definitely possible to be a minor with an adult spouse.
@@grasweg3 Did you forget the original point? It's on a sign warning about minors needing parental supervision. It's either a poorly written sign or it's a wtf moment that there are so many adults in relationships with minors it has been listed on a sign in the middle of kids having to have a parent/legal guardian with them lol. I'm not sure why people are choosing to defend the adult/minor relationship perspective when it's more likely to be intended to mean the spouse of a child's parent.
@@jessicataylor7174 It's actually because in the USA you can be married as a minor if your parents sign off on it, and your 'sponse' can be way older, and in some states since you can't sign contracts and such, you can't get divorced sometimes
"Waht's a nightmare called when you're awake?" A hallucination, Clicky.
20:42
I already have it. But thank you. My appointments on Tuesday.
19:55 Out of all the things in this video, the sentence "I am here turning people gay, *per the agenda*" made me laugh the hardest xD
The point about disguised predators just made me think of the bear from Annihilation that mimicked the screams of one of the women to lure her girlfriend out to try and help her. Yeah, utterly terrifying movie but so good.
If animals ever become remotely more intelligent enough to be able to pick up on these kind of tricks, we are doomed as a society…
10:15
Bet that cake is used to being hit by balls on a daily basis
😳
Heres the thing, when Titanic came out in '97 people who were on the actual Titanic were still alive. The last survivor of the Titanic didn't die until 2009.
I love how he says "nailed that one" when he only told one word right in a whole sentence.
But really, I understand the French angryness (is that a word?). Like okay, he wasn't forced to say "I'm gonna burn your mom" but if tomorrow I say that the twins towers falling is the most aesthetic thing I've ever seen, I'm not sure American people would react any better
Most of us would, in fact, react _far, _*_FAR_*_ Worse._ Especially all of those loudly-self-proclaiming-"patriots" who've never set foot here in New York, and usually spend their time hurling insults at us New-Yawkers.
anger
To make the "adult spouse" bit at 17:00 less creepy, bars that ban under 21s and under 25s are a thing, in places where the wedding age could be 18.
Most places in the U.S. have in fact set their drinking age at 21 and their wedding age at 18, making anyone between those years a minor legally eligible to be married.
Several US states allow minors to marry, and 7 of them *have no minimum age* with parental consent or judicial decree. It really is that creepy
Heh... I'm Australian... we got these exceptions during my RSA training... the spouses can be under 18...
Watching 3:15 and it happens more than you think, unfortunately. My mom is a retired high risk obstetrics nurse practitioner. She delivered babies from FIVE 8-year-olds. All but one were assaulted by family members.
24:35 SO THAT'S WHERE THAT COMMERCIAL CAME FROM!?
Man, real bold of them to think the Xbox could out live you before the grave.
i don't think turtle society would even consider making child abuse laws
"What's a nightmare called when you're awake?" - I don't think a term for it exists yet, but I'm going to say that "daymare" is a good choice for one.
Daymare is the one I have heard as the opposite of Nightmare, they were creatures who bought daydreams to people in Piers Anthony's Xanth novels. So I think it is appropriate.
7:35 that’s kind of what happened before the 20th century. Infant mortality was high enough that families had lots of kids so at least one would survive childhood. There was even a thing that most parents only named their kids around age 3 or so in order to not be too attached in case they just died
I hate to say it but that isn't a 20th century thing, it happens today in many impoverished nations
It is not exactly as turtles tho. Turtles as most reptilians don't take care of their childrens. There is no parenting at
4:32 someone actually made a love story called “Remember Me” (2010) that ended with the main guy character dying in 9/11. Look it up
That Trudeau one was spot on 🤣 As a Canadian, I approve.
For those who may not get it, when he was in Uni, he attended Hallowe’en party dressed up in brownface.
didn't they catch him twice doing it. like for two different parties
19:03: The dog was the first thing i saw. I loved how long it took him
The click speaking French literally made my day. I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD BE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE AHAHAHHA
13:39 Who the hell gave you permission to sing that freaking well, then choke in the end?!?
I'm like 80% sure a drunk person's vomit would kill a dog.
The passenger is also a dog.
On a related note, dogs can ACTUALLY be taught to drive cars. For real.
Well... that depends on how much they drank, how long ago, the size of the dog, the size of the vomit... no necessarily kill it, but as a bare minimum the dog will end "tipsy"...
I feel bad for Aaron Rogers; but that's legitimately the funniest hat man sighting series I've ever heard of. "Rogers, you want a rabbit?" Every baseball game.
I know and no wonder why he couldn't focus
I love how they replaced Alabama with incest and took away the first letter. 😂 It doesn’t even look out of place. Also, twink can for sure be used as a slur like almost all of the LGBTQ+ terms can, but good effort click!
I've seen the Boston sculpture in person -- it's a series of interlocking hands and arms; the oblong shape in the photograph is a bent arm shown from a weird angle. It's a bit uncanny to look at even in person since it's basically a loop of disembodied limbs. The sculptor based it on a photo of Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King, which is cool in concept but the execution has definitely been criticized by some lol.
At 17 my mother was married to my father, who was 19. He was her legal guardian and adult spouse until she was 18. HOPEFULLY that's what this meant. You can get married to an adult as young as 15 in some states in the USA with a parent's signature.
The “embrace statue” is supposed to be dr king embracing his wife. It’s just their arms.
I went searching for it. It’s a beautiful piece of art when you see the whole statue.
@@jannetteberends8730 I can’t agree but the sentiment is beautiful and other angles are better.
Your deadpan “I’m glad I decided to make this video, wow” after the hardest thing in the morning was pretty brilliant. lol
8:55 the worst British accent goes to The Click
For anyone taking notes you can re-use pasta water and not waste it, primarily by using it to cook something else or using it to water your plants.
If you are making bread it works well for that.
Oooooooo! I’m gonna try that the next time I can!!!
"Knowledge is the most attractive thing of all."
Sapiosexuals: *Nod in approval*
ok click’s singing voice is actually like *chefs’ kiss*
23:26 while I understand, a slur does not have to target an oppressed minority in order to be a slur. Many people still think that, when used as such in context, “cracker” can still be used as a slur. I semi sort of get that one, but yeah. I get what you mean. Also, you do have to remember that some things are considered slurs only regionally - for example the word “spastic” is used primarily as a slur-noun in the UK to describe someone who is autistic, etc; however that same word is not used nearly to the same degree here in the US and is instead primarily used in its dictionary definition form.
11:52 the fact that someone is pathetic enough to randomly make up a facebook relationship had the audacity to say "unfortunately"
Attention seeking women lol....social media has ruined people
I think it was meant to be a harmless joke
Yeah, the tinder thing. The only appropriate response is to swipe or “like” your partner, exposing eachother, finding eachother.
Once I encountered a friend on a dating app and she was adamant I must've been there for her. (Even though I registered years prior)
Then ask them their opinion on pina coladas.
"Swiping tinder and found my boyfriend"
The real question is what were you doing on tinder?
"Mom 19 and daughter 8"
Uhmm shes probally adopted.....RIGHT!?!?
21:03 Apparently this was suppose to be a joke because she doesn't have either a tinder or a boyfriend... but the condescending attitude with people who didn't get said ''joke'', is fucking annoying
I heared of the hat man before..
One of my biggest fears tbh
I actually had a similar thing as a kid.. I would lie in bed and feel like a tall dark figure is standing over me. That's why i have to face the room when i sleep, to make sure nobody's there. My therapist said it sounds like trauma
Do you ever find that you can't move when you feel he is there?
I have sleep paralysis, and it's actually pretty common to "see" or "feel" a dark terrifying figure during it. It's definitely something to talk to your therapist about, but I thought you might find it comforting that you aren't alone in experiencing this sort of thing!
Hope you're having a great day and a great life :)
@Irish Alchemy thank you
And no, it's not sleep paralysis. I have no problem moving when it happens
20:51
"Aww, honey, it's not what you think. You see, I wasn't trying to cheat on you... I was just looking for a replacement because YOU SUCK"
I recently got a new oc (original character) named Amari so thank you for getting dressed up just for him, he appreciates it
I think
It's hard to tell seeing that he is dead
6:27 Right when he said "faster" A water droplet hit my screen and made the video go twice as fast.
Day 28 of asking for OT, Jammidodger, TheClick and TheLexiKitty to collab
y e s
YESS!!!!
Day 45 of supporting you
Yes.
Hell yes ❤️❤️❤️
Click I just wanna say that I absolutely love your content, and thanks for putting so much effort in, to educate us and make us laugh
8:49 As a British person I was torn between laughing my ass on and physically hurting 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
(Mainly laughing though, and yes, your impressions are the best though, Click)
19:20 and the shaker matches the theme, nice!
5:27 this actually makes sense if we go with the theory that it's a lesbian love story. Leonardo DiCaprio was cast as a very "against the mold" male lead at the time, being less masculine and more androgynous, and his character never is seen shirtless even in scenes where a male lead would normally be. There's a lot more to the theory, but I don't remember it all.
Rolling with this thought, Jack could be a trans man. I could totally see that.
Horseshoe theories, wheeee
So the old lady is a lesbian/bisexual that never came out, followed standard societal norms and had a heterosexual family but never forgot her girl... well, gives me Brokeback Mountain vibes... interesting theory. 🤔
I've heard that theory, too, and it makes the movie so much better. Especially the part where Rose jumps back onboard. According to the theory she wants to persuade Jack to reveal she's actually a woman (or has a female body with the transman version) so he/she will also be allowed on the rescue boats
A nightmare where you are awake?
I call it "life"
Lol yes
Ease up on the edge, furry
I call it sleep paralysis
@@ffayegacha and I call what I said "a joke"
@@Dark_Dragon1337 yeah sorry I’m just simply saying my opinion in your replying section, I deeply apologize for what I did wrong, thank you for being slightly rude to me, I will change that.
00:44 Damn that french xD "On va voir" was perfect
“It wasn’t gay, I had socks on”
Pffffff-
Just the socks?
Sure sure
13:38 CLICK COVER OF NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP WHEN 👏
The clickroll
@@keit99 hahahahahah YEA
@@keit99 THIS COMMENT WINS
As soon as he said burning parents is a good aesthetic I immediately think of Star Wars episode 4 where Luke’s parents are burned
I _knew_ I saw a bootleg version! In the version I saw, he lived with his uncle and aunt, and they were later burnt. Hilarious, right? It's not like his father was some evil guy, and his mother died in childbirth or something like that... Right? ;-p
I guess one way to "discretely" get through the beeper is you get your shoplifting done, conceal it discretely, and THEN come out of the aisle, put on a big dramatic song and dance routine for the people in the shop and then exit stage left. You could sell it even better by handing out flyers for an upcoming play.
22:35 - Apparently he's done this before. He was arrested in 2019 for pretending to be a police officer during a funeral precession & has beenarrested for the same thing several times since then.