r/Therewasanattempt SOTP!
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r/Therewasanattempt Today, we've got people who make a serious attempt but end up failing miserably. And the best part? Their failures got posted on Reddit so that we can all laugh at them! This video is another attempt at image-based subreddits, because I've been getting a lot of requests to try these out. If you want to see more videos like this, hit the like button and subscribe!
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SOTP!
AND SBUSCBRIE IMMEDIATELY!
rSlash no
Yes.
Yes
rSlash perhaps
Why
"BEWARE OF LOG"
*rSlash laughs*
"Bark bark. Bark. Bark bark bark. Bark."
I'm dead XD
I think Yugo was asking himself how did rSlash loose his mind? xD
@@Rob-326 more like oh so it's ok for you to bark during videos but i can't
@@vulpixle9659 you my friend made me laugh
@@diogoc1541 yay
I got the pun lol
"I thought about taking up whale watching, but I don't know your address"
Danggggggg, rSlash đ
Whale, well, whale.
I laughed.
Oh fuck, how did I not notice that the first time? That's savage!
I'll get the ice for that one...
And I'll get the Aloe Vera
As a girl, I can confirm that that's what the writing in girl's bathrooms looks like. Also, we sometimes get the odd insult, but it's usually a clever pun. One time, I saw a stall that had the first 10 lines from The Bee Movie. That was a good day.
Imagine if they put the entire script on a stall door...
kabob 007 the dedication...đ
This is why I wish I was a girl lmfao
One of my friends took a sharpie with her once on a day she wanted to skip and just covered a stall with eyeballs.
@@nathanaelmalm5641 I can make you a girl, just take this pretty necklace and put it on.
I guess you can say that guard log was all Bark and no bite. Eyyyyyyyyyy~ đđđ
I'll see myself out
Edit: Wow...this blew up more than I expected. đ
You wood say that.
@@InternetinaNutshellChannel @Xavier Olivas
Good morning to everyone except two people.
You logs are all the same all bark no bite
@@benchconsumer A THIRD PERSON THAT I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO
Xavier Olivas đ
"You been doing Meth instead of math"
Savage đ
Please do r/ihadastroke. You'd frigging love it.
Yesssss
I aso ttto lke thsubbb reeit
Start a petition for it lol
Make this comment the r/ihadastroke and post it on reddit
fbkDSAF,EWFKJEW,KJQKbqkjug729OLTbl.jFGRUSDGFgkhekjfgejgehkjmBNMGFR\iHADaaSTRRokEjelkjhfkqehfroeqq.LEIHFLIQHRLIHLHUKUU;JPIJKLM/;MKAmIDOINGgOOD
Did you find 2 messages?
@@TheRadElectric 1, yes, you did have a stroke.
2, no, you're doing terrible.
Hoothoot, thereâs a PokĂ©mon outside my window đ
No wonder the dude is freaked out, that Pokemon and it's huge red eyes. This was a kid show right?
there's a pocket monster outside my invisible wall-
*invisible wall
"Work free drug place"
They taking applications?
I think you just kind of show up.
Daniel Clark-hughes : no application needed... it would be too much work to process just coke on down
Ha ha
No but I do believe that there's an interview with one idiot that asks; "You're not a cop are you? Cause you have to tell me if you are".
Goes into the interview
"Your not on polices record are you otherwise you should leave"
no application, just bring resume. preferably printed on unbleached hemp paper.
"It's amazing the engineers did NAZI that coming..."
I laughed so hard
That Huffpost one... god, itâs satisfying to see someone trying to be holier than thou and get the figurative smack down laid on them.
Genesis 5-4: "After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters."
But still incest . ;)
Well, when there is only a single man and a single woman who are meant to populate the earth what options are there?
Thing is that Incest only became immoral during the Exodus.
They say the spot where Cain and his sister did the deed later became Montgomery, Alabama.
The gene pool in the Bible is a frickin soup bowl....
Moshe Mankoff yes because Alabama is totally in the Middle East
2:00 I CAN'T BREATHE đ
"Windau... windwoe... windwhoa... windwee... windy-wow... windway!
It is really cool to see you experimenting with different subreddits, adds some variety to the channel
How come whenever i have you on you ALWAYS make the room hotter instead of colder. Even though you are set to 18°C.
This one is my new favorite đ
Louhani (AirConditioner Noise)
@@anairconditioner8685 (ANGERY SIGHS OF DISSAPOINTMEMT AND BEING TOO LAZY TO FIX THE ISSUE)
Louhani (Air Conditioner noiseâs in confusion)
6:26 - it makes sense if you think of it not as a man who can't see but a man who sells blinds XD
o heck
*shocked pikachu*
Lol âshredded on my ukuleleâ
Iâm YouTubing ukulele rock covers now.
Look up "thedooo"
theme park:**exists**
flying swastika's:im going to end this man's whole career
Your videos are part of my daily routine now, because they always cheer me up.
who else thought of skeppy when they saw sotp
edit: thanks for the likes this is the most I've ever gotten before
Maciej Drozdowski me
Who? Im uncultured
@@user-eh2ci3qd1q actually he's 43 lmao
EXACTLY
Mee and sotp
Actually, Adam and Eve had Cain, Abel, Seth, and "other sons and daughters."
"Honestly officer, I tried to sotp. But I just didn't know how!"
Rslash: Sotp
Skeppy: oh yeah itâs all coming together
I now have a log on a leash too. It's genius!
It just always barks ...
RSLASH!!! There's a hooter at my invisible wall!! Hlep!!!
Hepl
Elp
Lhep
How tf do you spell it
Please SOTP
Just i need aid
I T is how you spell if
Is
Ic
Im
How do you spell tgat
F*ck this.
I believe it is hlep
Heal, repair, uplift, and restore? I got shampoo for that
9:57 Oh look, itâs the creative team behind _High Guardian Spice_
If you donât get the joke, the entire team is made up of women. Though they claim diversity, thereâs hardly a man or a person of color on the staff (not counting the cast since cast hasnât been revealed yet)
I just realized the barking log was a pun and I'm very disappointed.
Regarding how you hide $85 of mayo: I've seen empty packages of lobster tails tossed onto the shelves at the store I work at so I don't question that sort of thing anymore. You kinda get used to it after awhile.
"I thought about taking up whale watching but I don't know your address."
r/oof
#savagerSlash
>Because trains don't run through my home
Hey, have you heard of the "I Like Trains" kid?
ASDF
It literally says in the Bible and Adam and Eve âhad other sons and daughters.â They just didnât do anything noteworthy I guess to be mentioned by name.
So instead of parent-child incest, it was just simple brother-sister incest. Good to know.
@@saxor96 well, how are you supposed to extend the human race when you're literally the only family on Earth?
You don't think animals might have been quite incestuous when the first batch of their evolutionary generation showed up?
The common explanation was that genetic problems wasn't quite much of an issue within the first several generations from the creation of Adam and Eve. Incest mainly became a problem and forbidden by the time the book of Exodus was written (when the laws and works of God remembered from oral traditions were written down).
@@alexanderchristopher6237 I sincerely find it impossible to not be a problem, but they could just have as many children as they could and just the "genetically healthy" ones survived (if we took the history of Adam and Eve as truth, at least).
And well, it's a common trend in religions to have certain rules written without the actual reason of why put in there, and just explained as a moral thing. The many genetic illnesses that can be caused because of incest could be the actual reason of this moral rule to exist.
Aaaaahhhhhh!đ€Ł
You barked for "Beware of Log", and I spent the rest of the video waiting for a Yugo cameo I didn't get. :'(
I guess he doesn't bark in response?
This was brilliant! đ€Ł Laughed like a drain at the last one. I've seen it before but couldn't remember the killer reply.
That 'SOTP' one in the thumbnail reminds of the 'KEER CLEAP' Road marking in the UK way back when.
I loved Zach for the try guys he is so funny đ
I actually know the story behind the woman wearing a bell. As a resident in the town, she was a big (and loud) advocate for getting rid of the giant bells that were hung around the cows' necks (these were tradition for the area and held a practical purpose: the cows' grazing land extended high up into the mountains and the bells are so traditionally the herders can hear them from so far away, but they are EXTREMELY loud to the cows and damage their hearing, so take your side.) If I remember correctly her advocacy never got anywhere, and it was the townsfolks' annoyance of her that got her citizenship application denied (Switzerland citizenship laws require input of the local residents' opinions), despite having been a member of the community (or Switzerland) for decades since childhood.
**Takes baby out of buggy and places it on the shelf**
**Puts mayonnaise in the buggy**
That's how she stole all that mayo.
My friends and I saw SOTP and now we just yell, YOU BETTER SOTP. So it made my morning to see this!
8:31 my parents also took the router And my smartphone. They forgot we had a second router and I just bought a new phone... Good try.
My wife ran over our long extension cord with the lawn mower. It was near the end, so, I'm all: "I can fix that." Bought a replacement plug at the hardware store, took a few minutes with a screwdriver and pliers, and.... I'm now the proud owner a 99ft. extension cord with two male ends. "There was an attempt..."
Letâs take a moment to appreciate that one of the Try Guys made it to this video đ
You Should do r/ therewasanattempt and r/crappydesign together! Like to get rslash to see!
**cough** Lazar beam **cough**
jk
@@tinykemper2561 đ
2 minutes into the video and im already crying from laughter, thank you.
"Kids from 2000 are 25 now, let that sink in."
Yeah, let the sink in because IT'S PROBABLY BETTER AT MATH THAN YOU!
She stole the mayonnaise because it's her life's dream to be that strange person in those math questions
1:51
I can see why you would think Eve only gave birth to sons but hope this clears that up!
Genesis 5:4
Yeah and technically it was an arranged marriage officiated by the Creator himself...so joke fell flat with me.
Well, if we are really getting technical, every joke related to such is an incest joke, so rSlashâs main point still works.
I personally like to believe that folk outside of Africa and Middle East were descended from Lilith rather than Eve. Because darn it, Lilith didnât deserve what happened to her. Plus Lilith wasnât made from Adam, so the genetic material is distinct.
AD Tillion Could you provide book, chapter, and verse for "Lilith"? I know you can't, but I thought I'd ask anyway.
Sara Ross See, if you respected the âpersonally like to believeâ, you wouldnât have even asked the question now would you?
I can âbelieveâ anything I want. I never said I know for a fact or that I even consider the Bible to be fact.
Lilith, is part of the Abrahamic folklore and has been referred to by the general populace for centuries. Your use of quotations suggests that you consider those that incorporate her in their religiosity to be mistaken. Thatâs not very inclusive or Christian.
And if you need me to get technical, the common root is an âinterpretationâ of Genesis 1: 27, rather than 2: 22.
@@ADTillion
The problem is that incest only became immoral during the Exodus, most likely because mankind's DNA before that had not degraded to the point where genetic diseases would be inherited more easily by the children of relatives. As for Lilith, there is absolutely no evidence that she was ever in Genesis. Instead, every single copy of it we have has Eve being Adam's one and only wife. Lilith is only found in late Jewish mythology which very likely was copied from the Babylonian/Assyrian demoness Lilit/Lilu. Furthermore, the Human Genome Project has found that the people of Africa and the Middle East are genetically no different from any other "race" in the world. Mitochondrial Eve research further demonstrates that all of mankind is descended from a single women, not two. This is the exact opposite of what we would expect if all of Mankind came from two distinct women.
"It's incredible that the designers did nazi that coming" and I was like "did he... did he really just make that pun -___-" xD
Hey, you're Chat Noir. Don't you make puns on a daily basis?
@@sniperdreem1914 True. But other usually facepalm when I do so I don't expect them to make puns :p
HOLD UP did I just see my man KORNDIDDY in this video! Yâall try guys fans get it
7:04 ....the best comeback I have ever heard and I was literally wheezing
The Swedish debate one was hilarious
5:22 i think because instruments are pretty expensive
They gave me full time hours knowing im disabled. This is my 4th day of work and if it werent for your videos i doubt I'd be in a good mood. Plz keep making videos lol your whats keeping a smile on my face despite my retail job lol
This is so good, please cover this sub-reddit more often!
Hi
Edit: why did this notification pop up 5 minutes late?
Hi, DES! Can I join?
Karen's be like: WHAT YOU HAVE A STABLE LIFE WELL I DESERVE IT MORE THEN YOU!!!
I love you 3000 for whoever liked.
6:09 omfg that kid. His mom was like "you will regret this"
him: "maybe, but I'm gonna be a fuckin badass about it while I wait."
Fun fact about pirates, they did their best not to kill the crew. One of their biggest sources of recruitment was the sailers of ships they caught.
I don't know about Eve i wonder what happened with Lilith you know the actual first wife Adam...
She's a myth and not mentioned in the Bible. Eve was created the same day as Adam.
@@sewjoyful3983 LOL they're both myths, dude...but yeah in the original stories, Lilith was first. But the dudes who compiled these stories together for the first time didn't like how Lilith was regarded as Adam's equal. So they scrapped her and went with the one who was designed to be subservient to men.
Book, chapter, and verse please. I know you can't provide them but I thought I'd ask anyway.
@@saraross8396
There wouldn't be a book, chapter, verse for someone... deliberately excluded by those who put the stories together.
That was kinda the point.
Lilith was a Jewish myth and not part of the Torah. It was a myth created because it originally seemed like the creation story describes two different creations of woman. It was developed to try to explain that. It is not Canon. It had nothing to do with "erasing Lilith to make woman subservient to men.". In fact it says that she was created from Adam's rib, another way of saying side. In other words, she was equal to him. She was not taken from the head, or the foot, but the side.
$85 worth of mayonnaise I dont think anyone could love macaroni salad so much
Or deviled eggs
Love how he called ZACK FROM THE TRY GUYS op
Loved it, dude! The "what part of "too annoying" was unclear?" was rotflmao!!
Rescue chicken is from my hometown.
Ugh facepalm.
R/therewasanattempt to not like this video but I couldnât stop my self
I am not going to lie, I saw ThereWasAnAttempt and immediately assumed that this was an emkay vid in my suggested feed. It took me a solid 10 seconds to realize that this was R/. Happy to see you trying some new things. Also, Iâd love to see an R/ + Emkay collab.
I always loved the "diversity" in a homogeneous group thing. Cause yes a group of anything that is all the same thing is what diversity is. Made me laugh so hard when people called movies like Black Panther and Crazy Rich Asians a triumph of diversity.
yeah i pickpocketed a blind man too and he also me that is why i killed him later
There was an attempt to be first but instead I was the 60th person to click the like button :â(
LuvsteR, here I'll be 32nd to like your comment, and the first to reply
fun fact: i have no facts
Draco longsword ~tips hat đ© ~ Thank you good sir :)
All god mateđđ
*Good
the fact you have one of zach's post just tickles me to no end.
rSlash, yes. I don't know what it's like in other girls bathrooms but in our girls bathroom there's a bunch of inspirational quotes on the doors and walls mostly in grey lead pencil, for some reason.
I donât know about you, but I can relate to mayonnaise lady
Whereâs the one second notification squad at!
5:15 for context, she was actually making a trade, but the cashier kept shouting "hey, baby" so she bolted because she thought he was a creeper.
Umm... Eve had daughters. They're just not mentioned by name.
There were also all those people still around from chapter one, like Cain's wife.
Probably because the majority of the bible treats women like property instead of people.
Thank the Lord for Jesus
@@Cassiopea525 you have to look at their culture differently. Moses (who wrote the first five books of the bible) was probably part of a patrilineal culture so names of females in writing were oftentimes left out. You shouldn't use your own culture to define others. Cultural relativism exists to avoid claims such as yours.
I can name them: Ntu & Ally.
I'm not first??? RSlash, I DEMAND that you personally send me a message every time you upload a video!
So THAT'S why everything posted on Huff Post is an absolute joke...
Would love to see more of this subreddit
6:44... I know this all too well. But the most common question I get when I just out to get pictures in general is this: "Is a steam train coming?" Yes... just go to the nearest railroad museum that has one in operation.
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you areeeeee theeeee firsttttt
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5:24 she probably brought a baby stroller, took the baby out, and replaced it with mayonnaise. She then put a blanket over the mayo so it looks like a baby.
That log's bark is worse than it's bite.
SOPT meaning:
Sum of the parts analysis (SOTP), or break-up analysis, is a method of valuation of a multi-divisional company, holding company, or a conglomerate. The essence of the method is to determine what divisions would be worth if the conglomerate is broken up and spun off or acquired by another company.
please do more of this i was in tears laughing so hard at midnight
@8:10 LMFAO They're going to be overwhelmed by the number of people trying to get in touch with them asking where this job is!
Omg this was hilarious, thanks for the laughs I really needed them xx
9:49 it's kinda funny actually: In Switzerland you local community gets to vote on whether you are deemed eligible for Swiss citizenship or not. Apparently this bloke didn't know about that when she tried shoving her religion onto others.
Damn, Iâve been binge watching The a Try Guys over the past two days, waiting for summer to end and school to start. Itâs coming full circle, Zack was in the video. Theyâre following me, chasing. Itâs like when U2 hacked everyoneâs phones and gave us a free album
I was just listening to the Try Guy's podcast and now Zach is in your video. I really can't escape them today.
Perfect logic
"It's not stealing if everyone's dead!"
If I see a thief I would yell "SOTP" and they will return the items to the shop.
6:27 when ur so bad a being a theif that even a blind man can see u trying to steal from him
This deserves a subscription
RSlash, you had me laughing so hard this morning! Good one! Keep these coming!
About the Swiss part around 9:38 This woman wanted to get the Swiss passport, while also demanding, that cowbells and churchbells are getting banned. She is actually against all our traditions. And is still wondering, why we don't love her. đ
I love all your videos, but this was absolutely hilarious!
that was the scariest lookin log ever
no wonder that house was smart to a sign up for burglars LMAOOO
That one with âyou look beautifulâ written where a mirror should be is at my high school đ
Beware of log. Bark. BARK. I love these puns, even if he didnât mean it
you need to make more of these in the future!
this is to funny.
My parents *actually* got married on April fool's day. They've been married over 40 years. My dad's 'line' is: "it's the world's longest running April fools."
It's never made my mom cry though! Just a bad 'dad joke' we've all heard our entire lives now.
She definitely put the mayo in the buggy and swapped them out like "Ah yes! That's a fair trade"
I looked sick in my JNCO jeans. I'm a tiny, short girl, and it looked like I was wearing a denim skirt because they were so huge. I added a wallet chain and everything. They were comfy as hell, and they fit and held up for a decade with minimal repairs, but I had to eventually start wearing them ironically. Pretty sure I brought them to college in 2006.
Man, the 90s were a weird time.