r/A-Holetax "I'll Pay You $7,000" "NO, PAY ME $5,000 YOU MORON!"

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  • 🛒 NEW MERCH! bit.ly/rSlashMerch
    r/A-HoleTax This is a new subreddit for me. So, if you don't know what a Buttholetax is, it's money that somebody has to pay for being a complete jerk. For example, we've got a story today of a skeptical douche bag who thinks that a car dealership is scamming him and his girlfriend, so he ends up paying $2,000 more than he should have... just for being a jerk! Sometimes, being nice pays!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 5 lety +2789

    "This moron tried to pay me $7,000.
    But he couldn't fool me. I made him pay me $5,000 instead.
    Hahahah I'm so smart!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Pƙed 5 lety +1918

    "This man tried to give me a million dollars, that fool doesn't know that staying broke is what the cool kids are doing nowadays."

  • @NoirRaven
    @NoirRaven Pƙed 5 lety +289

    The boyfriend refusing 7k in favor of five is baffling until you remember narcissism exists. He probably couldn't stand being _dead wrong_ about the price of the car so made a fuss and cost that poor woman 2K in savings. Had it been me, I would've dumped him right then and there and taken the deal. "I love you hunny but I don't love your ego and you're not getting in the way of me and my money."

    • @jakeryan4545
      @jakeryan4545 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      I think it was more being an idiot with paranoia. Used car dealership's and sales people have a reputation for being shady (not all are). The guy probably did like a Kelly Blue Book or something and found what the car "should" be worth, and when the people told him a different number he thought they were being shady. He probably thought that they were doing something like giving her an inflated price on her car and then selling them the other car at a marked up price, or something like that. (All retailers use these varying types of tactics like having an original price that is something no one would ever pay and then having a sale saying something is 30% off. You don't know if that is good or bad but it sounds good). In the end, the customer was an idiot, and the manager proved to be a somewhat shady person by not explaining that that is kelly blue book value or why it was over kelly blue value and just taking the person's money instead.

    • @sallevadorradman1938
      @sallevadorradman1938 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      For real!

    • @DrunkSamurai
      @DrunkSamurai Pƙed 2 lety +2

      And then he illegally gave a false appraisal as admitted in the story.

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow Pƙed 2 lety +8

      @@jakeryan4545 of the seller haggles you DOWN, you let them. I see no issue with what the dealership did here.

  • @Kittymouth
    @Kittymouth Pƙed 4 lety +96

    I feel bad for the girlfriend of the $5k car guy.
    My sister dated an asshole like that, and there was a point where he threw a temper tantrum in a car dealership, so as this story started I was worried it was about my sister.

  • @ResidentMilf
    @ResidentMilf Pƙed 5 lety +292

    "I need the money so I let it slide."
    Everything wrong with society in one sentence.

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf Pƙed 5 lety +39

      @Popcorn Vendor That's sort of my point. People are forced to put up with insane amounts of bullshit from their employers because the prospect of trying to find another job in this economy is terrifying. When the thought of job-hunting is so bad that you're willing to be treated like shit, that's a problem.

    • @taborekthomas
      @taborekthomas Pƙed 4 lety +12

      @Leagle Eagle Ah yes Canada, the most famous of the communist countries

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      @Leagle Eagle You should research the difference between Democratic Socialism and Communism. Every civilization needs a certain level of socialism to survive and thrive. That's why we call it society. Do you like having access to 911 in case you need an ambulance or fire truck? Are there tornado warning sirens where you live? Do you appreciate the snowplow clearing your street? Do you drive on public roads and bridges? Ever go to the library? Have you ever been to a beach or public pool? Ever taken a vacation to a National or State park? These are all socialistic things.

    • @andrewcurley5006
      @andrewcurley5006 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      @Leagle Eagle
      *things like socialism and it's inevitable progenerate communism*
      Slippery slope fallacy
      *I'm not an American fuck tard*
      Irrelevant to the point raised and a likely red herring

    • @tip4307
      @tip4307 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Andrew Curley stop. Sounds like your a movie detective bc your over anylizing CZcams comments lmao

  • @Drefyxd
    @Drefyxd Pƙed 4 lety +248

    Dealership: Trade in car original price is $4,750
    Boyfriend: I want more
    Dealership: We can trade it for $7,000
    Boyfriend: $5,000, take it or leave it
    Dealership: Uhh, ok, you get $5,000
    SpongeBob reference:
    Dutchman: you get 3 wishes
    Patrick: Make it 5
    Dutchman: 4
    Patrick: 3. Take it or leave it
    Dutchman: Uhh, ok, you get 3 wishes

    • @realrealwarpet
      @realrealwarpet Pƙed rokem +2

      Almost. The value was 7k. The boyfriend said 5k. The manager said “okay, 4.75k, but I’ll bump it to 5 for ya”
      Id dump him on the spot

  • @aoinekoparade
    @aoinekoparade Pƙed 5 lety +432

    That moron boyfriend reminds me of a peculiar episode of SpongeBob:
    Mr. Krabs: It's a 17th century soup ladle. It's 5 bucks.
    Patrick: I ONLY HAVE 7.
    Mr. Krabs: Deal.
    Patrick: "Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper."

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 Pƙed 5 lety +22

      3, take it or leave it

    • @bananapudding1367
      @bananapudding1367 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@TrainBoi227 whoa buddy
      That's a little high

    • @damptruff8435
      @damptruff8435 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Gacha Skyla No,pay him 20 exposure!

    • @redwastaken3363
      @redwastaken3363 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @`Aryuki` I'll pay him a german dollar from the 1930's. beat that.

  • @AngelAffinity18
    @AngelAffinity18 Pƙed 5 lety +291

    I love how, everytime you talk like a woman who "isnt in the wrong" you put on this soft, innocent voice. You should make a video where you switch all the voices around, and give the normal voices to the a holes, and the condesending voices to the victims.

  • @bliss3599
    @bliss3599 Pƙed 5 lety +833

    Hey good ol buddy rslash, here's an idea. Censor the bad words with a sound of yugo barking at various pitches.
    Edit: Holy shit I didn't expect this to get so much support xD. Guys anyone who sees this, make your own comment about it on the newest Rslash videos. Maybe he'll see it on new videos 👀

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES Pƙed 5 lety +340

    I went to a dealership a couple weeks ago to look at a Camaro. The salesman was such a jerk that I went next door instead and bought a Jag. I was tempted to drive by and show him what I bought from his competition just to be petty.
    The A-Hole Tax is a very real thing.

    • @porkdumpring
      @porkdumpring Pƙed 5 lety +7

      You are like the Justin Y. Of rslash

    • @BestBES
      @BestBES Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@porkdumpring No clue what that means, but thanks?

    • @tjay518
      @tjay518 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@BestBES Justin Y. is a guy who is commonly seen on popular videos.

    • @tjay518
      @tjay518 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      He is quite popular.

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye Pƙed 5 lety

      Why didn't you just do it?

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 Pƙed 5 lety +138

    Props to that mom. I don't think I'd be able to move from my bed 3 days after giving birth let alone go to court. Wtf

    • @georgiahershberger2506
      @georgiahershberger2506 Pƙed 5 lety +15

      I can’t get out of bed for 3 days after eating too much let alone giving birth! Moms are something else I swear.

    • @richarddobson5035
      @richarddobson5035 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      My wife had 2 babies. I was working full shifts the next day. I don't see what the big deal is.

    • @emmaeclipsegacha5947
      @emmaeclipsegacha5947 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Richard Dobson the big deal is that it was your wife that went through labor, not you. You didn’t go through the pain of childbirth.

    • @richarddobson5035
      @richarddobson5035 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@emmaeclipsegacha5947 Still not seeing it. I mean, that's what you're designed to do. I dont take a day off everytime I take a large bowel movement. Thats really all it is.

    • @8bloppy8
      @8bloppy8 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @@richarddobson5035 wow just wow

  • @zaiderbaiter
    @zaiderbaiter Pƙed 5 lety +391

    Same as always.
    The reason I get up in the morning.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Pƙed 3 lety +13

    I actually feel really sorry for the little girl in the ice cream story.
    I have no way of knowing if she was a brat or someone who was old enough to know they should order more than a day in advance, so I'm left to assume she was a normal girl who didn't get her birthday treat because her dad was a procrastinator and was mean to the ice cream people.

  • @Absaalookemensch
    @Absaalookemensch Pƙed 5 lety +48

    Years ago I was buying some .22 LR bullets from a newly opened store that day and had lots of discounts to get customers.
    They were reduced to $1.79 per box of 100 with 15 boxes per case.
    I got a case and the new cashier was doing the math on paper to ring-up the total. Old registers didn't do multiples. ($1.79 x 15 = $26.85.)
    The manager pushes her aside and loudly says she doesn't know what she'd doing and he'll do it himself.
    15 x 0.79 = $11.85. I said I'll take two cases. Then decide to take 4 cases for $47.40 (a $60 discount.)
    The sales clerk smiled at my decision.
    I still feel guilty 40+ years later, but her smile was well worth it knowing the manager paid the A-holetax.

    • @ElationProductions
      @ElationProductions Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Wow! That was a good deal! Even at full price it was a lot cheaper then ammo is going for these days. I can remember when 22LR was going for about 2 cents a round too.

  • @ZeniaRose
    @ZeniaRose Pƙed 5 lety +104

    Ugh. I hate when people try to haggle me for my services (tailoring) especially because I already try to make everything I do affordable, the prices haven't been raised in over 10 years AND since I took over as owner, I've barely taken home any pay for myself. From now on, any time someone asks for a discount (especially when they only have one or two items) I am just gonna say a higher price each time they ask.

    • @davewhite756
      @davewhite756 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      People try to haggle with their tailor. That's astonishing. I love my tailor, pay full, never rush, buy her a Christmas present. She then did a 1 day turn around when I needed pants for a funeral when she had a 3 month wait on new orders.

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion Pƙed 4 lety +11

      @@davewhite756 being a loyal, honest customer to local businesses who's never an asshole has it's benefits, i swear.

    • @michaelhoover6751
      @michaelhoover6751 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      You definitely should charge a normal price. You're working basically for free

    • @bethanyb4478
      @bethanyb4478 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Out of curiosity, how much do you charge to hem pants? I had an alterations business until last year, and quit because I finally figured out that I was making less than minimum wage.

    • @mrenergy5364
      @mrenergy5364 Pƙed 4 lety

      Butthole who paid 2,000 wasn't just a butthole. He was a choosing beggar.

  • @killerpigloveschunky658
    @killerpigloveschunky658 Pƙed 5 lety +452

    Hey rSlash, you aren’t uploading enough revenge stories, so you owe all of us 5 thousand dollars.

    • @kamekazie7089
      @kamekazie7089 Pƙed 5 lety +25

      All together that’s
      $ 5.5 million
      Spread out to
      1.1 million
      People.
      So then that
      $5
      For everyone...
      I’ll take $5

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Pinklion 2 uhhhh I’m confused...

    • @sophie8023
      @sophie8023 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Trip - 8 year old

    • @kroliczekkk
      @kroliczekkk Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Trip - ur like 5 calm down

    • @bananapudding1367
      @bananapudding1367 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@kamekazie7089 i think they meant per person
      Unless I'm being dumb
      Prob being dumb

  • @robolsen3506
    @robolsen3506 Pƙed 5 lety +19

    Dealers can get shady with trade-ins. They'll just move money around, charge you more for the new vehicle, and more for the trade in and you get screwed in the process.

  • @ice_xxxlaithyt9152
    @ice_xxxlaithyt9152 Pƙed 5 lety +199

    I’ll pay you 5,000 but you pay me 10,000 back

    • @randomizer8267
      @randomizer8267 Pƙed 5 lety +10

      NO!!! I pay you 10 dolars and u pay me 9000 dolars and an tesla

    • @skinny_rat263
      @skinny_rat263 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      @@randomizer8267 NO I pay you 10 dollars and YOU PAY ME 80,000 ANT THE. NEWEST IPHONE

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      Now! I'll give you 5$ and you give me your firstborn!

    • @AtomicSpyAirsoftRO123
      @AtomicSpyAirsoftRO123 Pƙed 5 lety +12

      That s basically how loans work xD

    • @riderich.
      @riderich. Pƙed 5 lety +10

      Umm actually I thought you could give me the 5k for free, I’ll shout you out on my Instagram, I have 134 followers

  • @afiblacksails23
    @afiblacksails23 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The avocado toast comment mad me legit laugh out loud because it reminded me of a shitty experience I had with a server when I was a sous chef and had to cover breakfast that day. Long story short made the avocado toast for a regular and the server didn’t like how it looked so instead of bringing it to him just walked around the corner, waited a few seconds and brought it back saying he didn’t like it. The customer was literally seated in my view from the open kitchen that we had. She demanded I remake it right so I remade it, Kept the other on the serving line while it was being made, and before I even got it finished she came back grabbed the original said “omg so much better” and left and served it to him... story doesn’t end there but suffice it to say her and I didn’t see eye to eye after that.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Pƙed 5 lety +8

    Makes me think of last summer, when our company's office desk was filled with invoices that hadn't been sent to our customers for a good 3 months. One of my co-workers who was responsible for handling the billing also took customer calls, and according to what I later heard, we lost some big customer(s) due to his hasty (and likely rude, knowing his personality) decision-making that completely went against our contracts.

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank Pƙed 5 lety +14

    Mom, can we get $7000
    No, we have $7000 at home
    $7000 at home: $5000

  • @amazonite50
    @amazonite50 Pƙed 5 lety +71

    Oh my god i can't believe this person just tried to pay me $7,000 but i showed them i said no give me my $5,000 instead haha. P.s. you cant come on the cruise with us were $2,000 short sorry lol

  • @Audiogeek-kf2ez
    @Audiogeek-kf2ez Pƙed 5 lety +9

    I love this mother. This was a great ploy. I know the pain was no fun and feeding the little tike i bett was alwas hungry.
    The father owned it.

  • @dylswife8048
    @dylswife8048 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    I work at an estate sale ( NOT "tag sale" stuff) company in a very exclusive CT county....i have so many stories about filthy rich ppl demanding expensive items for $1, or coming to buy huge pieces of furniture and bring no help, no blankets, no bungees and expect us( a bunch of middle- aged and older women) to load it into their convertible tiny sports cars. "i thought it would fit...."
    They all refuse to rent a u- haul or pay for delivery.
    Once in awhile we have guys who can do the loading. These people NEVER tip. They just bought a $10,000 couch for $400 bucks and expect so much. This is a new field of work for me, i never knew how disgustingly rude, arrogant and CHEAP ppl could be.

  • @definetelykosakukawajiri8465
    @definetelykosakukawajiri8465 Pƙed 5 lety +258

    Ooh new subreddit i am excited!
    Edit: :D This subreddit is kinda like r/entitledparents

  • @Diabhork
    @Diabhork Pƙed 5 lety +55

    That guy haggles worse then Patrick Star
    at least Patrick wasn't at a lost
    Edit: I was referencing the "3, take it or leave it"

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 Pƙed 4 lety

      I was more thinking of DBZ Abridged's conversation between Trunks and King Cold
      King Cold: "N-no wait, please! If you spare me, Ill give you a planet! 3 planets! T-two and a half?"
      Trunks: "You just went down."
      King Cold: "Im a haggler?"
      Trunks: *kills King Cold then destroys his ship*

  • @kt27066
    @kt27066 Pƙed 5 lety +259

    EP: I don’t think I have much to pay in asshole-tax.
    *checks outstanding tax*
    _sees he has 3 million outstanding_
    EP: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @TheBrimmyRat
      @TheBrimmyRat Pƙed 5 lety +1

      EWW dead meme, normie alert!

    • @chickensouvlaki
      @chickensouvlaki Pƙed 5 lety +4

      @@TheBrimmyRat how dare you insult pikachu, he is cute
      fight me in pokemon

    • @TheBrimmyRat
      @TheBrimmyRat Pƙed 5 lety

      @@chickensouvlaki idc if pikachu iws cute, it's still a dead meme

    • @chickensouvlaki
      @chickensouvlaki Pƙed 5 lety +4

      @@TheBrimmyRat still, you can't just call people things because they used a dead meme in their comment, that's rude.

    • @TheBrimmyRat
      @TheBrimmyRat Pƙed 5 lety

      @@chickensouvlaki but he IS a normie, I never called him stupid or something, I ncalled him a normie, normies use dead memes, he IS a normie

  • @leftmorningstar6954
    @leftmorningstar6954 Pƙed 5 lety +71

    EM: My son needs your CZcams Channel, he deserves it! He gets a- in every class!!!!
    r/slash: Not today lady...

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp Pƙed 5 lety +2

      If your mum says that you have are 0.001% chance of becoming a successful youtuber

    • @thinkricegns
      @thinkricegns Pƙed 5 lety

      This is nice but u wrote r/slash. Edit to get rid of the /

  • @justsomeone6966
    @justsomeone6966 Pƙed 5 lety +701

    Can you do r/quityourbullshit
    Or you can say
    r/quityourbs

    • @rwubaa222
      @rwubaa222 Pƙed 5 lety +12

      IS tHaT dA rEaL nEyMar ??
      I love you neymar

    • @justsomeone6966
      @justsomeone6966 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      @@rwubaa222 cheers

    • @cakiekin
      @cakiekin Pƙed 5 lety +5

      im afraid to like this since there are 69 likes

    • @justsomeone6966
      @justsomeone6966 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@cakiekin its at 73 now

    • @poultryjester2135
      @poultryjester2135 Pƙed 5 lety

      Neymar Jr *not real* He already did it, many videos ago.

  • @reannesilaghi6539
    @reannesilaghi6539 Pƙed 5 lety +52

    I was binge-watching rSlash videos all night, then I noticed a CZcams notification, and then I saw that it was rSlash!! Speak of the handsome devil... XD

    • @razzaireberry
      @razzaireberry Pƙed 5 lety

      Did you sleep at all?

    • @reannesilaghi6539
      @reannesilaghi6539 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@razzaireberry Yes, I did! I think I went to bed a half an hour after I put the comment. I begin school in two days, so I'm hoping I break out of the habit really quickly. Thanks for the care!! ^u^

    • @razzaireberry
      @razzaireberry Pƙed 5 lety

      @@reannesilaghi6539 No problem, i haven't slept well a all lately.

    • @razzaireberry
      @razzaireberry Pƙed 5 lety

      i hope that didnt sound creepy btw

    • @reannesilaghi6539
      @reannesilaghi6539 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@razzaireberry Oh, I didn't think it was creepy at all!! :D By the way, my sleep schedule is much better. It's still kind of bad, but that's because homework takes F O R E V E R. Hopefully, you can get your sleep schedule back eventually!!

  • @HallowqueenCrafting
    @HallowqueenCrafting Pƙed 5 lety +3

    When taking custom orders, you ALWAYS lead with "when do you need this for?" You learn that very quickly. I had someone come in at 9pm, less than an hour before close the day before Good Friday, a national holiday for which we close, for the largest cake we make for 9 am Saturday. I don't know when she expected us to do it, but she seemed startled when I told her no.

  • @notmehtacos3991
    @notmehtacos3991 Pƙed 5 lety +53

    Person but a Gucci bag off eBay: uhh so I own you 3,000$?
    Person selling the bag: NO YOU NEED TO PAY ME 700!!
    Person buying bag: Ok that's up to you.

    • @plutosuniversee
      @plutosuniversee Pƙed 5 lety +2

      A Bcd
      it’s the material.
      lol

    • @notmehtacos3991
      @notmehtacos3991 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @A Bcd I mean a bag is a bag you are paying for the brand

    • @TheCobCAP
      @TheCobCAP Pƙed 5 lety +3

      A Bcd you’re really that angry over how people spend their money how they want lol that’s funny

    • @notmehtacos3991
      @notmehtacos3991 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@TheCobCAP lol

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @A Bcd Usually an highly recognized brand ends up with this as price: 90% brand name and 10% actual product.

  • @alphapham6148
    @alphapham6148 Pƙed 5 lety +153

    I like how everyone in the first 30 seconds says First.

  • @TojiOkano
    @TojiOkano Pƙed 5 lety +63

    Someone: I’ll pay you something amount of dollars!
    Me: Pay me this amount of dollars.

  • @glennrishton5679
    @glennrishton5679 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I can just imagine the Boyfriend strutting out of that dealership, chest puffed out bragging how he helped his Girlfriend pay $2000 more. They werent going to put one over on him.

  • @LittleSpaceBunni
    @LittleSpaceBunni Pƙed 5 lety +2

    @10:47
    reminds me of the time my father and i were at walmart and i witnessed major entitlement.
    while we were going through the check out, some lady on her mobility scooter comes zipping between 2 tills screaming "WHY IS NO ONE HELPING ME?! im disabled!" the cashier in the till beside us told her that she needed to wait and that they would be able to help her when its her turn.
    this woman huffed, put her scooter in reverse, and slammed into my dad and the expecting couple behind us, nearly knocking the pregnant woman to the ground and actually knocking her husband down on his butt. this scooter woman didnt care that she hit anyone. she just put all her items on the counter between us and the expecting couple and complained how they discriminating against the disabled for not taking her before everyone else. the woman got away with it too.

  • @LunaP1
    @LunaP1 Pƙed 5 lety +24

    That car dealership story has me baffled. That boyfriend doesn’t know how to do basic math!đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïžđŸ€·â€â™€ïž
    Also, I have my own r/assholetax story. I haven’t posted it to reddit yet, so let me know if you want to read it.

  • @codyh98
    @codyh98 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    “They offered to buy my car for $7000, but my boyfriend haggled then down to $5000.”
    Is he the idiot, or the girl for letting it go through? Also this is a very satisfying Reddit to listen to, please do more of these ones!

  • @jbonkerz
    @jbonkerz Pƙed 5 lety +2

    oh man, I used to work in HVAC and I was doing side work for a landlady that from the beginning tried to get me to lower my rate because her previous guy did it for cheaper. Every time she did that I would say "Ok so if you can get a hold of him then he can come do the work." (Her previous HVAC guy ghosted her)

  • @syrusalder7795
    @syrusalder7795 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Misread part of the video description and thought it said buttholesax for a second and now I can't remove that image from my head

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 5 lety +3

    I love this subreddit!
    It's like a combination of entitled people and petty/pro revenge.

  • @needy2236
    @needy2236 Pƙed 5 lety +13

    Just wanted to say this
    No one:
    Entitled parents:I deSeRvE YoUr EnTiRe FaMiLy

  • @Dragconixs
    @Dragconixs Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Loved the 1st story. My mom tell I was 18 got chid support and I'm turning 23 this year. That judge is awesome.

  • @kristakacaba6119
    @kristakacaba6119 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    So, I work at a subway. The ice cream one reminds me SO much of when people try to order a catering tray of subs the day of. They don’t understand the work that goes into it, how it’s simply not possible for us.
    One tray is five footlong subs cut into three pieces and arranged nicely. Usually people want at least two trays. Doesn’t seem like THAT much. But when you consider that it takes 12 hours to thaw the bread overnight, then 1 hour to proof (expand and make it soft), 12 minutes to bake, 10-15 minutes to cool. That’s 13 and a 1/2 hours for one load of bread (about 30 foot longs). Plus we only thaw a certain amount of bread each night based on how busy we are expected to be. (We have productivity reports for that day the last year, last week, etc, so we can make an educated estimate of what we will need for the whole day and not waste too much since it is tossed the next morning to bake a fresh batch). This is why we ask minimum 24 hours notice for catering orders. So that we can ensure we will have enough bread both for the order and for our regular customers of the day.
    So with all that in mind. I’ve had people walk in, usually at lunch or dinner time while we are already in the middle of our rush, and ask for a catering order to be made on the spot. I have lived the experience of taking the order and going “and when would you like that for and could I have a name and number for the order please?” And they usually say something like “why would you need my number it’s for right now.” With a stupid look on their face.
    Keep in mind, that doesn’t even include the fact that catering trays include sauces in side containers, napkins, etc and have to be prepared nicely and neatly, sometimes people want a dozen or more cookies as well, and they are expecting us to just, I don’t know, stop serving everyone else and just make their 10-20 subs right away? Leave all the other customers standing there staring at us? Yeah, sure, entitled person, I’ll get RIGHT on that. Not.
    I seriously don’t understand people.
    Like, would you walk into a restaurant at 6pm and expect them to cater your event, which is happening in an hour, with 20 steak dinners on the spot? No. But, it’s just fast food, so it must be easy. Lol. Oh well.

  • @sweetiebabypie2
    @sweetiebabypie2 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Oh snap, my name is Kay (short for Kayden) and I kept turning my head every time he said my name. 😂😂

  • @G.Haze.1787
    @G.Haze.1787 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    Your entitled voice for ppl,
    Is feckin' great, I love it.

  • @wolfmomma2118
    @wolfmomma2118 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    I heard 10k a month in child support and nearly fell out of my chair!

  • @stormy9196
    @stormy9196 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    Oh god the casheer one over the discount ive had that happen customer came up screaming i didnt ask him for his phone number for the 1.50 discount. Which i did but he started just screaming at me and insulting my weight and how i didnt know how to work a hards day labor by looking at me. At this point i was soooo stressed and holding my cool to keep from slaming my kiosk window in his face. Eventually i gave him a customer satisfaction of 1.50 but he then left cussing saying i cheated him oit of 1.50 even though i just gave him 1.50

  • @R.G414
    @R.G414 Pƙed 5 lety +16

    By the sound of the title it looks it is an a-hole discount 😂

  • @Lozz808
    @Lozz808 Pƙed 5 lety +6

    Brand new son...
    What brand tho?

  • @Darwinsmom
    @Darwinsmom Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Oh, that story about the ice cream shop was incredibly satisfying! I actually get giddy when a butthole gets karma SO effectively! The manager of that shop ROCKS! And I now have a new favourite Subreddit!

  • @mannylupercio8194
    @mannylupercio8194 Pƙed 5 lety

    I love this doesn't sound like it's a case in this situationsome car dealerships well pump up your trade value but also bump up the price of the vehicle you're buying.

  • @brendensiragusa5007
    @brendensiragusa5007 Pƙed 5 lety +8

    This reminds me that my former team driver got r/assholetaxed X3
    Long story short he made me do 90% of the work even when I was willing to let him slack a little to make it a 60/65 to 40/35 split. Now I'm making 2,000-4,000 on. Brokered loads with my new team driver and dumbass lost out because I would have brought him on but he isn't getting me to stick my neck out

  • @noone-pz3bi
    @noone-pz3bi Pƙed 5 lety +37

    *16 views and 96 likes*
    Now that's why I love CZcams

  • @bensgarage8325
    @bensgarage8325 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    I worked at a dealership before and they actually do scam you like that. They say your trade in car is worth more when in reality we just raised the price of the car you're buying to make it seem like you're getting a good deal on your trade in and getting a good chunk off of the new car when in reality we made a shit ton off of the new car and now can make money of your trade in. It's hella shady but that is how all car dealerships work.

  • @arielmariah94
    @arielmariah94 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    My dad did something similar with my mom with child support. My mom was okay with 250 dollars for each kid (2 kids) a month for child support. My dad thought that was too much and went to court and the judge said 250 is too little. And he bumped it up to 500 per kid per month. Until my mom closed the child support case a few years back. My dad owed 20,000 dollars to my mom for back child support.

  • @toothpickprovider2614
    @toothpickprovider2614 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    10:48 it still says CheeseGraterSuicide on the bottom.

  • @QuicklimeTime
    @QuicklimeTime Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Arsehole father: "Haha! They can't make me pay child support if I don't give them my info or attend court dates!"
    Judge: "You gotta pay all the moneyz."
    Arsehole father: "IMPOSSIBLE! MY PLAN WAS PERFECT!"

  • @319hiroyuki
    @319hiroyuki Pƙed 4 lety

    Fourth story has a lovely mix of r/maliciouscompliance in it hnggggh also love how they convince the client through certain convincing tactics (which got discussed in social psychology class)

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    To that last guy: DO YOU ARE HAVE STUPID!? Paying a costumers tax!? No! You make the big deal out of it and it goes to small claims if necessary!

  • @immortalgoku7892
    @immortalgoku7892 Pƙed 5 lety +8

    Holy crap I'm actually early for once and a new subreddit.
    Day made!

  • @dallasshumaker6148
    @dallasshumaker6148 Pƙed 5 lety +7

    My wife and I got around debt inducing avocado toast dilemma by skipping the toast. We now have a wonderful home mortgage to keep us in debt. Win?

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 Pƙed 5 lety

      How's the waistline? As avocados are rammed with fat

    • @MysticOceanDollies
      @MysticOceanDollies Pƙed 5 lety

      Dallas Shumaker looks like you watch Graham’s videos

    • @dallasshumaker6148
      @dallasshumaker6148 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Fats aren’t the real issue but sugar. But seeing as I eat a lot of sugar, it’s around a 36-38. Though the kids have the majority of the avocados. They love the things.

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 Pƙed 5 lety

      Actually funny enough we get avocados quite a bit, also don't eat them on toast, and are buying a house.
      I mean it IS easier due to people not buying houses around here, so the other option would be for them to let it sit and literally rot (which I've seen happen on MULTIPLE occasions) but... Shhhh

  • @AatroxSuppMain
    @AatroxSuppMain Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I got offered $1,000 for my trade-in, that made me happy. I hope to never have the black brain cells to deny 2000 more than I thought it was worth

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Good Grief! When the cafe I work shut down for the SARS CoV-2 pandemic, they dumped like over 40 gallons of dairy products. Corporate wouldn't let the store to donate it!

  • @fadedfromu
    @fadedfromu Pƙed 5 lety +32

    I watched all your videos in 3 days

    • @spiralingbeyond
      @spiralingbeyond Pƙed 5 lety +3

      *you are a legend*

    • @spiralingbeyond
      @spiralingbeyond Pƙed 5 lety +3

      ForsakinThe Dood owo

    • @virien8717
      @virien8717 Pƙed 5 lety +11

      assuming that the average video is 15 minutes and he has 187 of them
      you would have to watch 46.75 hours in 72 hours
      witch is not impossible but please take better care of yourself

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @Dan0 ManZ calculators r mafs

    • @ItsmeeeeeeXD
      @ItsmeeeeeeXD Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@virien8717 How is that not possible?

  • @ashdelaos9076
    @ashdelaos9076 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The first story hit me at home.
    My dad owes my mum over ÂŁ6k and refuses to pay, this put her in a terrible situation mentally. He lies and deceives to this day. He 'dont got a job'! (Yes he said that)'So can't help wiv any money!' He's nearly 40 and still lives with his parents he also does drugs but supposedly he 'dont got a job' so how he pays for them is beyond me! He failed to show up to court and now has a warrant for his arrest. If I get 10 likes then I will post this to Reddit!

  • @pitaya4151
    @pitaya4151 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    This subreddit is hilarious. Do more of it or I will have to take your channel, I am your mother, I have rights, you don't own anything!
    *Props to the people that got the reference*

  • @wizardflame6808
    @wizardflame6808 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    11:22 amazingly polite and and
    Helpful

  • @jimins_toyotaae8575
    @jimins_toyotaae8575 Pƙed 5 lety +7

    I read the title as "Hotel Tax"

  • @Mocky129
    @Mocky129 Pƙed 5 lety +7

    Hey

  • @Burning_DK
    @Burning_DK Pƙed 5 lety

    I am loving this subreddit, it has a little of everything I like, like entitlement, revenge and karma

  • @retriever5229
    @retriever5229 Pƙed 3 lety

    "I DID NOT GET THE DISCOUNT ON THESE AVOCADOS" i go commit die of laughter.

  • @fhuber7507
    @fhuber7507 Pƙed 5 lety +6

    Guy says he'll be 15 min late... K... if he's not there in 30 min I'm gone.

  • @gigachadtjk1956
    @gigachadtjk1956 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    I would comment right now, but I have decided that I will comment after a continuance.

  • @doggolovescheese1310
    @doggolovescheese1310 Pƙed 5 lety

    I didn't know of this subreddit, ty for brightening my day

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 Pƙed 5 lety

    I am glad you are doing this subreddit.

  • @kristychow9206
    @kristychow9206 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Pls do more entitled parent vids, I really miss it!

  • @rebeccaconlon9743
    @rebeccaconlon9743 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    As a millennial with a mortgage near London, just skip breakfast, and get your butt to work

  • @BarbusCraft
    @BarbusCraft Pƙed 4 lety

    That first case reminds me of my sister and her kid. My sister and the baby father live 6 hours apart as she came back to her home town after the split. After my niece was born he hasn't paid a dime in child support and still argues to get full custody even tho he has only seen her once in her 2 year life span because he can't be bothered to show up for birthdays and other events even tho his siblings who live in the same area as him show up. They set up a meeting in my sisters home town twice to discuss the situation but he failed to show up twice so my sister got mad and set up the next meeting in his home town. Without a car she got our mom to drive her and my toddler niece 6 hours for a meeting (Without money to stay anywhere they drove 6 hours back the same day, Thats over 12 out of 24 hours spent in a car). 2 hours before the meeting he texted his brother that his brother should tell my sister that he wasn't gonna show up despite the meeting being 20 minutes away from his house(He had even taken a personal day from work).
    You can say he lost that custody battle.

  • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821

    hey rslash, you should patent your "whoops" ending and sell it. id buy it as a ringtone for someone i dont like đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @Diabhork
    @Diabhork Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Day 35 of asking rSlash to make a full video of puppy bloopers. I'm starting to lose count

  • @Zslingingslash
    @Zslingingslash Pƙed 5 lety +3

    Me if I was r/slash's entitled neighbor
    Me: (rings on doorbell) can I use your tv
    R/slash:no I don't even know you
    Me:HOW DARE YOU YOUR SO SELFISH IM CALLING THE POLLICE AND IM GONNA TELL THEM YOU ASSOULTED ME!

  • @Luke-uf3jw
    @Luke-uf3jw Pƙed 5 lety

    Very nice coverage of this subject

  • @itsybitsybosmer
    @itsybitsybosmer Pƙed 3 lety

    As someone who used to work in the office of a car dealership, the trade-in story made me wince.

  • @kyuka2
    @kyuka2 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    New movie 3
    Karen:the child
    EK

  • @adampate8735
    @adampate8735 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Me: (watches vid) (suprise pikachu face) It might be better than treelaw

  • @lordtrinen2249
    @lordtrinen2249 Pƙed 5 lety

    Never heard of this subreddit. This is a really good one! :D

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion Pƙed 5 lety +2

    I was just watching another of your videos! I love the fresh uploads every night!

  • @luckylittleloser4141
    @luckylittleloser4141 Pƙed 5 lety +11

    Avocado's are disgusting. Change my mind.

    • @machy8515
      @machy8515 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Lucky Little Loser I agree.

    • @phillup2117
      @phillup2117 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      No need to change your mind, you’re right.

    • @PanGuy_
      @PanGuy_ Pƙed 5 lety

      I like them

    • @PanGuy_
      @PanGuy_ Pƙed 5 lety

      @Mr.[Insert Name Here] Probably. But I knew that before.

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 Pƙed 5 lety

      They’re good with salsa and chips.

  • @WinterWolf1045_
    @WinterWolf1045_ Pƙed 5 lety +3

    Avocado-toes? Huh. Never heard of that before.

  • @judyfirpo4422
    @judyfirpo4422 Pƙed 4 lety

    The second story I would’ve said by the way the gentleman that came into our ice cream shop, telling us to call him when we got our stuff together. Let’s just say that was icing on the cakeđŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

  • @StillSenaiipahh
    @StillSenaiipahh Pƙed 5 lety +1

    This made me feel soooo much better!
    Please do another r/choosingbeggars!

  • @gojjiraclay
    @gojjiraclay Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Damn dont be cruel to us utahns its 7:15 am dude

  • @user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man

    I'm not first
    I'm not last
    But when I see Rslash
    I don't click that fast
    Or I would have been first

  • @charlesimel1137
    @charlesimel1137 Pƙed 5 lety

    These story is so satisfying

  • @kierancampire
    @kierancampire Pƙed 5 lety +2

    Wheut. They took $5000 but wouldn't take $7000???? Hey dealership, can i take the spare $2k they weren't happy with?

  • @OracleOfTheOasis
    @OracleOfTheOasis Pƙed 5 lety +4

    This is just r/ProRevenge with a different title...

    • @angelwaterhouse3140
      @angelwaterhouse3140 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I think the difference is because it deals with money and that's pretty much it, yk? Idk if that makes sense, sorry :/

  • @SoggsterEBunga
    @SoggsterEBunga Pƙed 5 lety +3

    I was here in time to see 6.9k likes.
    *noice*

  • @justinhitriz8770
    @justinhitriz8770 Pƙed 2 lety

    1st story: My own mom was in a similar situation when I was a few months old with her ex-husband, though He wasn't my dad, but my brother and sister's dad. I was a few months old and with my dad out in the hallway as the ex(who was a complete jerk) tried to slander my mom, saying she is a horrible mother. Of course, his argument was difficult given I was actually laughing loud enough to be heard even inside the courtroom instead of crying. The judge even commented "that's one happy baby".

  • @smakarl0
    @smakarl0 Pƙed 4 lety

    definitely relate to these stories.. spouse who knows nothing of finance butted in. I ended up paying $15,000 more for a house.