r/TIFU I Accidentally Gave Away My $10,000 Bitcoin! đ±
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 22. 07. 2024
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r/Tifu In today's incredible TIFU story, OP cashed out a bitcoin and decides to celebrate with some weed and pizza. So, after he gets a little high, he makes a terrible mistake and accidentally gives away his Bitcoin. And if you didn't know, Bitcoins are worth $10,000 nowadays! Woopsie! If you enjoyed this story, be sure to hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit content!
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SEND ME ALL OF YOUR BITCOINS NOW!!!
okey lol
Nah
Ok sir
but that wouldn't be fun now would it ;)
rSlash wait my name is aiden bitcoin looks like my body is yours now-_-
rSlash: go chew it or whatever!
Yugo: *squeaks*
rSlash: UGH
Me: r/MaliciousCompliance?
Yeah, I laughed my butt off at that part...like well, he did what you asked :D
Lol yup, he totally set himself up for that
hey
Hey
Hey
to joint smoking OP, those people who gasped must've been tourists as well. no dutchy here would actually audibly gasp if someone pulled out a joint
Extremely true
I always smoke a joint outside at schiphol right before i go to security. It's better to travel stoned.
@@bobleponge1853 nah, only if you're a loser
Did that first story remind anyone else of Dumb Ways To Die?
"Get your toast out with a fork~"
Sings dumb ways to die
Thats why I use wooden chopsticks
@@operationdeadmemes3498 tbh, i just use my mouth
@@fragnator3017 as for me - if theres a hole.. I see it as a goal LOL
@Yeesus Meesus Teach yourself how to fly
When Bitcoin was still in diapers I refused 350 of those to do an internet social status interview. I thought "This must be worth like 50 cents".
That was my biggest TIFU... ever.
Wait thatâs 3 million
to be fair you would have sold when it would have reached 100$ or less like we all would have(still alot tho)
@@DUD3H0WD4R3U I try to think that way. I mean, who would have thought they would give something so valuable in an internet quiz? I just thought it wasn't gonna be worth so much (T_T).
I have bitcoin regrets too - people used to offer them for proofreading and stuff and I was semi-interested but didn't think bitcoin would ever amount to anything... đŹ
I remember when it was once was 752 dollars per coin. Wish I would of bought it then
Giving away 10k to a pizza delivery person?
Who do you think you are? Mr. Beast?
You again
@@azisandwich Ok you have to be searching for me. I'm not that high up the list.
I've seen you here and on other reddit YT channels at least 10 times
Yes
Azi Sandwich I have too!
Dogâs Name: Yugo
Dogâs Name in videos: Dog
Lezzy_The_Angel Dog: am I a joke to you?
Haha
I do not have a single dog, cat, or bunny, that is called their 'birth' name anymore. 'Dog' happens a lot, for some odd reason my one cat always gets "what's up buttercup"...her name is Isabella.
I love hearing other people's 'at home' name's for pets đ
Becca Voss, thatâs neat. We call my dogs by their names lol. Sometimes Iâll call one of them dog though.
@@bevoss7573 Yeah, it's funny how that tends to happen. 'Dog(s)' definitely happens a lot over here as well.
Other than that: Marley, my Belgian Shepherd x Border Collie, often goes by "Pummel" (think 'poo'-mmel, not 'to pummel with a sword' for pronunciation) it means "chubby (person)" in German. It came about when he was a little overweight and just kinda stuck because it's a cute-sy word. He's also my 'baby' a lot. Mina, my Jack Russell mix, is 'the little princess', because she's super stubborn and (in her mind) rules us all. ;)
I feel that so hard. "Go take a nap or literally ANY other part of the house." - Me to a toddler.
Yep. I do something mildly important and my 3 yo brother decides "hey, I'ma gonna scream about nothing. Hehehe." Approach.
Every.
Single.
Time.
I mean, you DID tell Yugo to chew the squeaky toy. All that Malicious Compliance you read is rubbing off on him.
Online money : exists.
Bank : *_am I joke to u?_*
Yas
Its called crypto currency
yeah lol
Not really you can use your bank online like every one does
Stop, it's overused.
If someone asks for an open relationship, threesome, swinging, orgies or starts being less affectionate to you, shit's going south. If you see any of these signs, with perhaps except to the last (not always a sign of cheating), get ready for a break up.
Unless the open relationship is defined early on, it's always a sign they've lost interest in you.
How?
Open relationship doesn't mean they not interested in anymore they just wanna see other people some people like shit like that just like a threesome it could be there people in a love triangle so they just be a threesome
@@SrScoob. Love triangles never work out. They might at first but, trust me, I've seen many blow up. And asking for an open relationship, after years of being in a closed one, suggests a decrease in interest. It means you're not what they want anymore, that they're tired of you. Love never comes into it, if you love someone you don't suddenly ask to fuck everyone else. As I said, unless they state it early on, a sudden want to sleep around is a bad sign.
TheBritishWolf There are some polyamorous people where it totally works out for them, but the majority of the time all that rings true
I also have a question for OP...
*What made you think an OPEN RELATIONSHIP was a good idea?*
Maximum cuckage
They can.. rarely help the couple reignite the relationship.. kind of like taking abreak.. but it doesnt work well for modern/city folks.. have to be more freespirited for it to work well.
Iâm in an open relationship, and it ONLY works if you communicate & have a firm foundation to start with. It doesnât fix things, but it can build on a good thing thatâs already there.
They don't work, even if people lie and say they do, but they don't.
@UCjYHYW4BVVCVmtmh_s5ufEA monogamous people always commenting on other peoples relationships because they think monogamy is the only way to have a healthy relationship. as someone whos been polyam for a literally years now and had one main partner for years now so why not actually ask about stuff you dont understand cause we've argued maybe 3 times and NONE of them were about our relationship. learn to communicate about the things you want and need and be considerate to your partner and you can have a healthy relationship. thats it.
For the OP who got cheated on: make _her_ move out.
Besides, she already seems to have another place to crash anyways.
Alycornz
And the place seems cheap, just like her.
Maybe its a thing of not wanting to stay somewhere with memories attached?
she now gets stuck with the rent, which is probably a lot more than she could affordâŠIâd call it an a-hole tax for her
u/aeyssi: Survives
Darwin: Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
yeah he wouldn't have died even if he did touch the counter,modern toasters have protection from short-circuiting,the mythbusters tried something similar(toaster in the bath) the toaster fell in a bath and the toaster stopped the electricity
"TIFU by giving my dog a squeaky toy while trying to record a CZcams video"
"As a puppy owner. I sometimes forget it's paws-ible." I see what you did there!
Dang, that dude with the cheating fiance dodged a bullet. I hope he's doing okay.
Right? Geez who does that! Cheating is just awful!
I'm so angry because of this story
Well that guy made that pizza girlâs day ^_^ Hope she got herself something nice.
She bought edibles, ordered a pizza, separated the money and continued the cycle...
shopping spree with friends anyone?
Sounded like she was making less than minimum wage in a sucky gig economy and truely desperate for money to live. I think OP should be proud of himself for helping a person in need out.
To the OP that proposed to the ska*nk...Dude, you TOTALLY dodged a bullet... Congratulations on that and I'm so sorry you had to go through that. It's better to have found out sooner rather than later! As horrible and painful as that situation is, happiness and love will come back to you 10 fold!!! đâ„ïžđ
Man that OP is chill af, if I found out my fiancée cheated on me or wife/girlfriend/etc. I would be p1ssed beyond belief.
The dude paying for hotel rooms SO HIS GIRLFRIEND CAN SLEEP WITH OTHER GUYS!!! What a complete TOOL!!
Passionately Hugging is one of my favorite substitutions! I smile every time you say it lol
Who wishes it was r/tifu ft r/nuclearrevenge so that guy could stop the cheater?
more like close call then a r/nuclearrevenge
I feel so bad for these ppl like WHY DO I WATCH THESE,JUST TO CRY INSIDE?
The opposite , you're glad you're not them
@Aamn#2 that's just me then
Why are we still here just to suffer
@@hknkn_9938 I feel the same way
You feel bad? That first guy, for example, deserves no pity. Just shame.
2:00 imagine needing to go to a foreign country to smoke weed
hol up
That's why I use doge-coin.
Pierogi.
Found it
Wait.. you are tails from emkay right?
Hi Tails :]
How are you always so early? It's not fair
SHUT UP TAILS
Yugo: âBut... youâre not in any of the other rooms, Daddy!! đ„șâ
I live in Amsterdam myself and can indeed tell that we are fairly Easy going. even the AirPort securityđ
good guy security; i'm sorry your countries rules aren't as nice as ours... (insert try not to cry, actually cry a lot-meme)
Love the fact our dutch security is understanding of tourists like these ^^
they don't really care if you accedently have it in your pockets, they just take it away from you.
Years ago, (around 1990) I moved to the Netherlands for work - the job was guaranteed.
I had a contact number and address of a friend of a friend, but very little money, (the contact was cool with this - he'd cover me until I had a wage coming in).
I arrived in Rotterdam, and within minutes realised that I'd lost the details - no problem, I'll call home, however for reasons that I can't remember I couldn't get the contact details again*.
So, now in Amsterdam with even less money - I'd spent around ÂŁ30 (or the equivalent in Guilders) on phone calls, I decided that I had to try to track the contact down with what I could remember.
But, I had a huge rucksack and a holdall, so it was going to be a nuisance traveling around the city without wasting more cash.
[This is where I tell you about how cool the Dutch are.]
I go into a coffee shop/café - a smoke, some food and a coffee are required, and end up sitting at an adjacent table to a Dutch guy reading a book. We say hello, I relay my story, and tell him my problem - he says, "You can leave your belongings with me - it's not a problem."
I've no idea why I trusted the guy - I had a lot of stuff in my bags, but I thought, "Fuck it."
He took me he'd be there for a few hours, so to take my time.
I was away for about two hours trying to sort out my situation, and when I come back everything was exactly as I'd left it.
Not the most exciting anecdote, but hugely appreciated - finding someone who you can trust in an unfamiliar place, when things are going wrong is priceless.
Dutch stranger helped me a lot that day.
@@ianmacfarlane1241 i was very confused because I read that you came to the Netherlands in 1900
Ja dat is zeker waar (Yes thats true)
"What breed is it?"
*Cue almost choking* I'M DEAD
It's called l'appel du vide, or the "call of the void."
It's a psychological phenomenon, where you're thinking of doing something "suicidal." But dont actually do it
My heart dropped when I heard the story of the cheater. I know what it's like and it sucks. My heart goes to OP. Keep your head up, bud.
WHY DO PEOPLE CHEAT. JUST SAY YOU DONâT LIKE HIM/HER ANYMORE, PROBABLY BECAUSE PEOPLE WANâT ATENTION OF BOTH PEOPLE!
Iâm losing faith in humanity
Well, there is something called open releationship so even that isnÂŽt allways nessecary. Also a big reason could be the adrenaline from the risk if you get detected.
People cheat, because people are dumb. Often they're missing something in their original relationship. But are too selfish to end it properly prior to starting a new relationship.
I agree that no one should settle for a relationship they're not happy with, but those who stay in those relationships and cheat are cruel. They just need to step up and break it off if they're not happy--or at the very least communicate that there are issues and see where it goes.
@@berndarndt9924 but having sex with other people in an open relationship isn't cheating
@@k3upikachu I meant it in a way that not every partner wants to have an open relationship for obvious reasons, so it's not always possible to have that luxury.
@@berndarndt9924 yeah then you gotta find someone who also wants one. Luckily neither me or my boyfriend want to see anyone else so we're a good match :)
Yo RSlash I love your videos keep up a good job or else Iâll need that CZcams channel because I have worked hard in school and deserve your channel
R/: *tries to read*
Yugo: I will steal all of your attention away from that computer! (AKA: *squeak squeak squeak, woof!* )
I once eff'ed up by sending a message meant for someone else to my the person I was talking about. While I was going through depths of posttraumatic stress, I was prone to being angry, so I wanted to send that message to the other person to see if I was overreacting. My 'friend' never spoke to me again because I talked about an MLM she was part of and she didn't want me to switch to another, non mlm, company for essential oils.
That eff up actually worked out well, as I'm now happier without that hun.
rSlash: "TIFU by letting Yugo into the recording room, yet again...I just can't say no to him!"
r/entitledpupper
Paying for her hotel, not once, but twice! What were you thinking?!!!đ€
My dad did something similar to the first story, but with a washing machine he was installing in the 1980s. He actually did get a pretty bad shock and was convulsing, but managed to let go of it.
Death by washing machine. That would be a hell of a way to be remembered.
Ain't nobody that freaking high that they gave away that much cash
I have been that drunk before. But if I was that drunk I couldn't order a pizza.
lying through their teeth is common with these stories, itâs âwho can tell the most elaborate lie before getting caughtâ
you caught him.
I've been calling them strollers my whole life. Pushchair makes so much more sense.
Hee puppy bloopers, I love you doggo, I can tell he does it on purpose >
How is the cheating fiancé a TIFU?
He found out probsbetter if he didnt so he wouldn't b hurt
Idk just a guess lmao
I did a similar thing to the last story today. I was talking to a guy and we were joking around. He finally says "Looks like I made a new friend today!" then I gasp and respond "Oh! Did you meet a dog?" completely forgetting friendships between humans exist and he was referring to ME. Needless to say, I was so embarrassed and went home to be comforted by my best friends: my cats.
I was playing on my computer when I heard rslash try to pronounce Schiphol and I had to skip back about five times because I couldnât stop laughing at the way he said it (I am Dutch)
I'm scanning the comments to see if there was anyone commenting about that. I'm Scottish. I have friends who lived there for years and she says old Scots (generally only a spoken language... unless you're reading about Buzzfeed's fascination with 'Scottish Twitter') actually sounds really similar to Dutch, apparently.
Does it not make you want to post a (friendly) 'it's actually pronounced ____' ?
I admit to doing that about British, especially Scottish, things - I just think it's so easy to look it up these days... especially for an 'international' story. Just me?
My favourite ever was my American flatmate telling me she was going to see a band play in Sauchiehall Street đ€Ł.
8 year joke between us now! âđŒ
I love this video!! Thanks for loving the Dutch. (Weed isn't that expensive) I never had it but my mom got it for her birthday (she turned 55 and she wanted to try one)
I was really wondering how the cheating fiance story was a TIFU story đ I was thinking it would be she was meeting with a priest or something but nope! That's definitely NOT a tifu story it's a today I saved myself story đ thankfully he found out she was a cheater BEFORE the wedding, I feel so bad for OP đ
If you ask me he screwed up by proposing
The normal part of me loves the puppy bloopers. The dog trainer part of me is screaming, "no, that's not how you train a dog to leave you alone while you're working!"
your puppybloopers severely confuses my dog every time - he's currently walking around the living room, looking for Yugo and letting out small barks of confusion
I keep saying Open relationships is not for everyone. If the person you're seeing or getting to know doesn't tell you about they're interest in it in the beginning and brings it up suddenly after you're dating, that's a major red flag. It's not always a deal breaker or a major issue. But from what I've seen, the couple didn't make it through the experience together.
If I may, i have a suggestion. You should replace the word hell with Hades, it is the ancient Greek underworld and I think would be a great replacement to hell
Shayla Gloster like the idea but Hades is the god of the underworld not the underworld itâs self. I mean we would still understand Iâm sure but it is different things.
Also the Greek underworld does not equate to hell, there are heaven-like and neutral areas as well.
@@sheetsd21 'Hades' and 'the underworld' tend to be used fairly interchangeably, at least from what I've noticed.
@cman3032 how people use it doesnât change the fact that itâs still wrong. Hades and the underworld are not the same thing. Yes Iâm sure we watching would still understand but it is not the same thing.
@@Waluigi_Wahp I have a degree in Classical Studies. They are not used interchangeably lol
LMAO! I gotta say this subreddit is one of the top 5 I absolutely love! Especially the puppy story, I can really see myself doing something like that :)
BTW Id love to see some video footage of your pup bloopers :)
Rslash: No cuddling...no..nâŠ.come here hahah... LOL! that dog charmed you dude!
Remember To Use Code rSlash In The Ite....
Oh, wrong comment..
Go away
64 Horses rude
Pita2008 no u
EliteIceWarrior how the comments just trying to be funny and someone tells him to go away so no u
Wait, no.. *continue*
Dog đ I love the puppy bloopers my favorite part of the video thank you r/Slash
I swear to dogs that I heard rSlash say, "I sometimes forget it's _paw_ ssible to have a conversation without the other person constantly interruping you with barks and sqeaks."
Yugo: *offended bark followed by annoyed squeak*
It is so cute how hugo talks you đ„° I absolutely love it when my pupper (a small golden rat terrier) talks back to me when he canât have more treats:
How to get a popular comment:
-Comment early
-do the 2019? Thing with no context
-put a time stamp then next to it put a funny thing (I did that on the video were op kills his grandma and I put *cha cha real smooth* )
-Get you comment liked by the maker of the video
-pure luck.
Catwin Chan get pinned
TOFU is pretty good in food
:Kappa:
*kappa*
*KAPPA*
The last FU had me rolling on the floor, my SO was worried about me because i fell out of the bed
Every episode rSlash just sounds more disgruntled during the puppy bloopers and I love it
Your videos are a lovely break in my day, it always cheer me up to hear your voice,!
It shouldn't
you effed up today by being a minute late
He effed up by being a racist ban-dodging, doxxing, homophobic piece of low-life shitbag
I love the way you pronounced Schiphol at 5:10 đ
I watch your videos while pottering around the house, I love listening to you reading these reddit stories, but my cats hate the dog bloopers at the end.
Yay! Another video!
Yay! \o/
I got an add for bitcoin...
*coincidence? I THINK NOT!*
Edit: I got it twice in the same video... youtube wat R u doing with ma phone?
rSlash out here hearing that a guy doesn't put the toilet seat down, and starts a conspiracy theory about how he's going to commit crimes and convinces the op to dump them
The puppy bloopers really hit me hard tonight. I just spent a solid ten minutes trying to get my dear Willow (Shepherd mix, she lives with my parents) to understand that she cannot come home with me, no matter the much I would love to cuddle with her all night, because my psycho landlady would have a fit and probably evict me on the spot if she found out that any dogs ever set foot in my apartment.
Just letting you know. Schiphol airport is pronounced skippol
lol no? 1. you don't pronounce it with a K, and 2. the H is audible.
@@AnymMusic I've found like 10 different sources saying it's like that. That's also what the Dutch intercom sounds like in the airport
Open and poly relationships are just an excuse to not commit.
I agree. Why the fk would you pay for your girlfriend to bang a different dude?! Have some self respect! Good lord.
That might be your definition, but some people see it differently.
Puppy bloopers are the best!
I drive taxi for a living, I have fallen in hard times a few times and understand how that delivery driver felt. When I get a tip more than $2 it makes me feel like the heavens opened up. You were a God send to them even if it was on accident.
I have never been so early before. I just want to say that I hope everyone has a good day/night and hope you're feeling alright â„
rSlash it would be easier for you to work if you just gave Yugo to me, you wouldn't have to hear him while you are working
And I deserve him, I got straight A's last school year! đ
6:35 and this is why you put away a bunch of cash somewhere where you canât get it if youâre highđ€Ł
Whahahah lol the Schiphol story đđ the only nice place with nice security
IÂŽm really surprised at the first posterÂŽs writing ability, since his IQ seems to be the same value as his age
And you must be so intelligent
@@EuriEuropa its ok little buddy, no need to be this upset
I donât think Iâll tell anyone this story
*logs onto redit*
"She started seeing him at his house with-"
"Popeye's ten dollar tender box"
Yugo has clearly learned that, when master talks to himself in the office, if he makes noises he gets a cuddle!
I'm sorry, but I hate the puppy bloopers. It's just an extra minute of two on your videos of your dog whining. On top of that, you just sound more and more frustrated with how much he does it while recording. Train your dog to be silent while you're working or put him in another room. It's not cute or funny anymore.
Just donât watch it.
My dad had a miniature poodle who had gotten badly injured by another dog. Bingo was his walking partner so to cheer him up while recovering he put him in a stroller so he could still go for walks. đ„°
Good morning/afternoon Rlash! Awesome video mate! Keep it up!
Wow, the third story. The guy didn't mess up, he dodged a freaking bullet.
If a girl suggests an open relationships she is either cheating, about to cheat, or finding someone better.
Same if it's a guy... Open relationships happening when your relationship was previously exclusive are never good. Maybe if it was decided as such from the beginning it could work out ?
He told him to go play with the squeaky toy, then he does it? Best Pupper Ever.
Awe man that post about the cheater with two phones was way too close to home. It actually made me tear up.
You told him to chew that squeaky toy... He was being a good boy!!!!
The dude that caught his fiance cheating didn't f-up. He dodged a bullet. Lucky bastard. I didn't find out my ex wife was cheating until I went to the doctor and found out I had 3 std's.
New movie
Karenâs kid:OP,do you Copy?
5:20 no problem, funny, I thought they wouldânt let you trough after he said âsure thats what they all sayâ
Iâm watching this with my dogs and they where just staring st my devise when the puppy bloopers where on lol.
5:40 I've heard worst. A few years ago, some guy(James Howells) threw away a hard drive that had about $100 million worth of Bitcoins. That thing is currently somewhere in a landfill in San Diego, and last I heard, the city REFUSED to allow him dig it back out.
TIFU literally makes me feel better about my dad. I mean I know never to stick a fork into a toaster that is on. đ
This is the greatest channel ever because of puppy bloopers
That first story was me, Same thing happened the whole house power got shut down. I blamed it on my sister, I will never forget that momentđđ
TIFU by accidentally imitating the puppy bloopers while sitting the couch with my sister.
That bitcoin story made me hungry for brownies.
The good ol' Gettin drugs in Amsterdam huh. Hahaha Classic!!
Yugo be like "but I don't want no food or toys, I want human"