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r/Iamverybada** What do angry 12 year olds and elite marines have in common? Literally everything. They're basically the exact same people. There's nothing more horrifying in this world than an angry 12 year old, because they go into a blackout rage and perform anime kicks to defeat their enemies. Don't believe? Just check out these super intimidating Reddit posts. Be sure to subscribe for more Reddit content!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
18:05 WARNING! GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!
pls dont, i am subbed alredy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES ITS SO HORRIBLE AAAAAAHHHHHH
ILY videos keep up the good work
Hi R slash I've been subbed for a year now! (Jsyn lol)
"Killer" is one word for it....
Old joke:
Father: "When I was in Iraq, I killed 15 men."
Son: "Dad, you were a helicopter mechanic!"
Father: "I never said I was a good one."
LOL
Lol I get it
I got a grand kick out of this lmfao
Condor Boss
Grandfather âwhen I was in the war I destroyed a B-17!â
Grandson âWerenât you a mechanic in the Air Corps?â
Grandfather âYes , just not a very good oneâ
A tier joke
Person who claims to have trained in martial arts for 6 years: "I could beat up Hulk"
Person who has actually trained for 6 or many more years: "I should try to avoid fights unless I absolutely have to, because anyone could end up very hurt, and a million random factors could turn the outcome against me"
Guy from that sketchy self defense ad: I must achieve over 600 street fights
People who say they can beat up the Hulk with their "fighting techniques" somehow always forget the Hulk got shot with multiple deadly weapons from regular 7.62 mm rounds to 20 mm vulcans to 40 mm grenades, he fell from above the clouds through the roof of a factory, he rips m1a1 abrams mbt's with his bare hands, and m1a1's are considered to be one of if not the best tanks in the world, he crippled a god, he took down a big giant armoured flying snake asshole thing again with his bare hands, he almost beat the god of lightning and according to a CZcams video (and we all know youtube is the most reliable source of information in the world) he releases nearly 20 megatons of force every time he punches with all the force in his body. That should be enough to turn a normal person with their black belt in to a red stain on his fist.
Oh god I just visualised it noooooooooo I should not have visualised it
@@n1thecaptain965 He even is faster than sound so no human could even touch him if they could hurt him
When kid gets mad: You won't like me when I'm angry cause I could beat up the Hulk!
Me: No one likes you any way, also the hulk is practically invincible
Makes me think of the self defence video showing the best method for dealing with a knife attack and the dude just runs away cos fuck that shit, why risk it lol
My stages of anger:
1. I get red
2. I walk into another room
3. I cry inside
4. I walk back and repeat the process
5. At night I think of ways I was wrong
F
r/meirl
Same tbh.
âWhatâs the story behind your military nickname?â
âBlackout, they called me that because I pass out and shit myself out of fear anytime a confrontation occurs!â XD
Yeah although regarding the original post, dude is aware that you also have to be of a certain mental capacity to join the military because they wonât let you join if youâre mentally unstable
@@SiRenfield t'was a joke
Unrelated, but I love your profile pic. Papy is cute
Mines KAREN every one fears that title I killed 200000000 manager today and itâs 12:15 am
@@Henry205 i am scared plz dont call my manager
My stages of anger:
1. Curl up into a ball
2. Cry for 3 hours
3. Die
Same here man, same here...
Yea i think that depression
@@watersheep2724 welcome to the internet
My Stages of "actual" Anger:
(I have been told many times that I'm so laid back and calm most of the time that they question whether I am actually human LOL)
1. Shout incoherently at nothing or no one in particular for a minute of two.
2. Stew in my anger for a few minutes.
3. Actually think about why I'm angry in the first place.
4. realise that I was angry at something that doesn't matter, in the grand scheme of things.
5. Go play a video game where I can vent my frustrations by killing computer generated enemies.
6, Calm down (this all takes place in less than 1/2 an hour usually)
My stages:
1. Dont make a list of stages of anger.
I logged on to Club Penguin without asking my parents for permission. đ
This guy deserves to get into the salty spittoon
I stole from the cookie jar.
You sick fuck
This is proof that god has left us
Omg, what a mad lad
"he who speaks, does not know, he who does not speak, knows"
-Bruce Lee
In short the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent
The fuck are you talking about
Lol.^^
I had a second cousin who had been in the army and bragged about having a body count of 25. A few years ago I helped him file for veteran benefits and found out that his entire time in the army he was in food service. Now whenever he's trying to cook anything I panic and tell everyone "get back. His cooking killed 25 people in the army"
Every kid I met on Xbox live slept with my mom. My mom didn't deny it.
Hol up
awesome
Someone copied you sorry
Hello Tails :]
n i c e up top
How we get angry:
1. We breath angrily.
2. We replace our US flag with a USSR flag.
3. We put on our Russian hat.
4. We play Soviet Anthem on our clarinet.
Edit: *We* have made changes.
Edit: *We* have made more changes.
Woahhh bro
*Moscow Power!*
5. Clarinet playing intensifies
You missed making a soy milkshake, and eating avocado toast
What's wrong with being Russian? :/
I am Russian
"I'm gonna sic my killer attack puppy on you!" Proceeds to show a clip of adorable puppy running around and destroying paper towels.... adorable.
Never remind me of my rottieâs paper towel destruction phase
Lol, I love puppies.^^
â list of illegal stuff I did today â
Fbi requests youâre location
"Red face, breathing heavily to assert dominance, in a corner" Sounds like a toddler tantrum to me
Sounds like "That Kid" in school
Try doing it with your eyes rolled all the up so that they're white. I scared a few kids in first grade
When I get mad I just slightly lift up my shirt by my right hip. Then they usually apologize
@@mandalortemaan7510 works on older kids too
@@ivandelaguardia1 lmao it took me awhile to get that
"I breathe very deeply and loudly to assert dominance."
Did you T pose too?
One time, my friend and I agreed to go to lunch together. She lives across the hall and, when I left my room at the time we agreed, she was t-posing dead quiet right in front of my door and I almost had an f****** heart attack. That crap is scary in real life.
I think I'd piss him off every 2-3 hours just so he wouldn't ever talk. Lol
He gets kill from his shit breath
If yuo think yuo cool I did a punch into a kid face he cried and al the girls wehere talking abuot me kiddo! đđ
So thatâs my impersonation Hope you like it!
@@mr.monocle4812 hold up I've got one
Guy:Hey you asked out***** I'll fuck you up mate I'll break every bone in your body and rip out a piece of you and slap you in the face with it then I'll snap your neck
Me: *takes out gun from pocket*
Guy: hey hey cool man you keep her I'll go
Me"it's a water gun*
That shit didn't happen to me but a prankster at my school
And next day he was beautifully ridiculed by literally everyone that heard about it
That's a fake story how's that sound?
"Jigglypuff is squishy"
I mean, it is pretty badass to kill dragons and slingshot people by falling asleep...
13:28, I imagine this is what very little dogs would say if they could speak. Dude's basically a human chihuahua.
My stages of anger:
1- I ignore the person.
2- I feel bad about it after an hour of being salty.
God can walk on water
babys are 72% water
I can walk on babys there for I'm 72% god
I'm also 100% in jail
Okay i really wanted to make an r/ that says r/indescribeablelaughter
Yours is better but the version of this joke I knew was cucumbers are 98% water
or you can walk on ice, thats 100% water
Gwen Ingram in a different state. Or I can walk on the clouds because I can walk on ice and dust particles
I can walk on ice and ice is 100% water so I'm 100% jesus
This is off topic but I remember last year I would watch your videos around Christmas when I was trying to starve my self to be skinny so my gran would ask me about it instead of calling me fat. Your voice is so nice and helped me get through a lot of depression and helped me be the person I am today. Thank you so much every time you upload I smile, just truly thank you....
This is making my OCD flare up due to incomplete brain cells.
All of these were posted by 10 year olds named kyle in the middle of a monster drink withdrawal
some of them might have even run out of chicken nuggies
@@syrusalder7795 or even tendies! đ±
Ironically, I had a classmate who was named Kyle, and was constantly in a bad mood.
These ten year olds can probably only do like 5 pushups
Me too
12 year old: *I AM VERY BADASS, I BEAT A 7 YEAR OLD ONCE*
Me: _Wut did they do to you tho-_
_12 year old while starting to sob_ : The kid kicked mEeEeEe
Okay so uh just forget about my account username this is an actual post. I am actually a 12 year old. I think we got on the wrong foot here. For one my friends are not mature yet and I have to admit we do do stupid things all the time. But our brains would 100% KNOW not to beat up a kid who is smaller than us or anyone for that matter. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk
Jesus Christ Lol im 11, I understand
@@AnkyloDyno --(Aside from the username, because most of us were this age once, and survived some rash thoughts and more.) This person is a future best-selling author. I must now give you the official Thumbs Up click.
TEDTalks will be blessed to invite you someday!
@@a7laktkota actually this is a fake account
I know a 15 year old who got beaten up by a 4-5 year old once. He also got beaten up by two 10 year olds.
"I breath very deeply and loudly to assert dominance"
He's a rhino in disguise!
Rslash, thank you. I was so depressed today and this video has me HOWLING
I have 100+ confirmed kills...
in call of duty.
In all of the games combined.
Against recruit bots
"And I've participated in over 150+ games!"
I killed 7+ people in call of duty
Fight me
I once got a 3 player kill streak
this is my r/ bad a** comment:
I walk up the stairs slowly, AFTER I TURN THE DOWNSTAIRS LIGHT OFF
Dude, thats nothing, I roundhouse the monsters in the face and moonwalk up the stairs brođ
Nah, I just climb into the washing machine and sleep there.
I woke up in the middle of the night and I fell asleep in the corner of the hallway because I was scared of the dark. Luckily I was behind a plant so it protected me from the boogie man
Talk about fearless (lol)
Greg Gamin you puss I better because I snuck a Oreo without my mom knowing
So hereâs something I think is really stinking funny. When I went to a REAL karate class (Iâm yellow belt at best), I was told that it was important to be kind and respectful. Iâm not too sure about it because it was a few years ago but I think if that is true, these people are breaking their rules.
Meggah Mac
I donât. Huh
@Meggah Mac
Huh. I think once this whole Corona thing ends I think I'll try to go back. Thanks for the inspiration!
rSlash* issues a challenge to beat him*
Me: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
My stages of anger:
1. I start breathing dramatically
2. I start screaming so I could go Ultra Instinct
3. I take a pillow and throw it and almost knock something very expensive over
4. Then I freak out because the expensive thing has a crack in it
@@emisthem6562 Beat me by six hours
Almost? Screaming is not gonna help with UI only training you're body to react on it's own
DMG Mana No you have to scream just like how Goku does it
@@gregoryamato4771 he doesn't scream for UI only for SSJ 1 to 3 and God and Blue
Me when Rslash does the voice for himself: âWoah why you sound like a Karen?â
"I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe yesterday and only cried for 20 minutes!"
Iâm such a badass, I banged my knee into my bed and only cried for ten minutes.
Also, [gasp] Yugoâs grown so big now! đ
ikr!đ€Ł
Wow only ten my records an hour
"red face, breathing heavily to assert dominance" like turkeys when they're angry? đ€đŠ
Lmaooooo so truee đ€Ł i didn't realize đ
No... like regular turkeys
If I saw that I would assume he was having a panic attack or hyperventilating! Not badass at all!
100 percent like the dominant turkey during mating season
Or 8 year olds
Most adorable attack pupper ever! How do I get in trouble to the point I get Yugo sent to give me a big dose of cuteness?
"People in the armed forces, what's the story behind your nickname?"
Me: CinnaBalls... Because F**k my life...
My stages of anger:
1. Fap
2. There is no step 2, I'm fine by this point
Can relate mmm I'm in danger
Ah a man of culture I see
SilverStoneX actually there is a second point (the part u finish)
@@zacksworld4385 how could I forgetđ„
god same.
Once I ate a box of cookies without any milk. I'm pretty sure I can destroy John Wick.
DAYUM! I always gotta dunk them in milk.
I dip my Oreos in orange juice! Come at me!!
@@SeriouslySeriousGrim WOT! ._.
I ate biscuits from Popeyeâs without a drink,fight me
I sat on a museum chair which I wasnt supposed to sit on, it was in the Egyptian section
I once broke my toe once and only cried for 17 minutes.
Thumbnail: I have 100 confirmed kills.
Me: In Fortnite.
And bots :3
@@novanic7769 no no no not bots they're too fast for him
@@chainerx2634 he cant even kill someone with no arms or legs who's blind and deaf
âIâm going to sick my killer attack puppy on you!â
Actually, can you? Heâs so cute!
Hahaha
That's actually the scariest comment on this whole video
yeah when your Puppy starts wagging it tail, it will wag it's whole body
dont wanna be that guy but its sic
Me: Sweet free breakfast
âLET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE AND DESERVES IT HE GOT A IN ONE CLASS ! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION!â
I'm so sorry ma'am **Hands kid a minigun**
Oh ya ur kid deserves it hands *flamethrower*
Bratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
That is more like a r/entitleparents post but ok
Lefteris Gaming r/entitledparents
My stages of anger
1:Get mad.
2:stay mad.
3:yup still mad.
4:Mad
5:Dissapointment in myself
6:Slightly angry but more or less sleepy.
These peoples anger lists: i CoMmIt MuRdEr AnD tUrN iNtO a DeMoN
Normal people: I take a 10-15 minute break and work out whatever I'm frustrated about
rSlash: Puts the word "badass" in the tittle
CZcams: :O
tittle? from Mickey Mouse?
meanwhile in roblox its perfectly fine
youtube : www.dailydot.com/unclick/surprised-pikachu-meme/
Demonized
Blackout probably got that nickname for not being able to handle his alcohol.
I thought it was because he got a 5 killstreak on Blackout once
P sure itâs bc he got a blackout while playing bingo
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@@AK47real1 nice.....
Don't like this post. Preserve it
I dated a guy very briefly that always had stories like these. One of my favorites was He told me he used to work on a Ranch and he would catch wild horses and "break" them. When he told this story it was infront of my mother and siblings. We all just busted out laughing. I dumped him not long after that. But now when my siblings and I tell each other crazy stories that happened to us we always reply "Oh yeah, well I used to "break" wild horses for a living!"
Bex Briggz LMAOOO
"My faces get red"
"Faces??"
That had me rolling
4:32 He's bragging while also saying he was 13 in 6th grade, meaning he was held back 1 or 2 times.
that's pretty much everybody on this subreddit they think their so cool but they are super dumb
Lucifer2550 I was 13 in 8th grade!
Lucifer2550 or they may have started school a year late for some reason
i think you can be 13 in 6th grade normally. some people have birthdays early in the year (excuse me if this doesn't make sense, i'm no good at explanations)
yea
This is the equivalent to those old memes that say âBedtime at 7:00 went to bed at 7:05, Thug Lifeâ
EPIC J YOLO!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My stages of anger:
1. Huff and go away
2. Throw any random paper
3. Go to my room and take a nap
4. Make angry squeeking sounds and refuse to talk for _30 seconds_
5. _A n g r y p i l l o w s q u e e z i n g_
List of illegal things I did today
1- dipped Oreos in orange juice
2- slept outside on top of a refrigerator
3- ate an extra gummy vitamin
My stages of anger:
1: get angry
2: puff up
3: go in front of my target
4: get beat up because I realize Iâm weak
5: cry on my bed because I got hurt
I think they should rename that subreddit to r/cringecentral.
What y is that yellow symbol next to the name
You can't rename a subreddit
Sponsored by Skillshare?
@@krishgupta8596 It means he's supporting rSlash by buying his membership plan.
@@tinyxgremlin oooohhhh ok thanks
"I breathe very deeply and loudly to assert dominance."
Darth Vader? That you?
"I breathe very deeply and loudly to assert dominance" god imagine standing near this man and he just starts snorting like a fuckin pig
List of illegal things I did today:
!. I J-walked... That's right, crosswalks are for pansies!
2. I stole a french fry off my mother's plate... I didn't even apologize for it!
3. I didn't correct the cashier when I got the incorrect change back... That's like stealing an entire quarter!
4. I almost stole a pack of gum from the store... Made it all the way to the door before putting it back!
5. I played a violent video... I know that's not illegal... YET!
All in all, it was a pretty fricking good day!
@@spork__ Don't tell him to calm down, you'd rather not piss him off.
@@spork__ Exactly
I stole 2! 2 fries, hah!
*OH SHIT*
You J-walked. Pathetic. I pressed the button, and Sprinted across the street... WHEN THE LIGHT CHANGED
âIâll knock her out tooâ
Literally EVERY cop carries a firearm, good luck punching those bullets!
He'll just Naruto run out of there
@@wthomas8383 every cop
I love how the one that said they beat the s**t out of an officer got "no trouble" as it is illegal to attack an officer even if they attack first, they should really learn the laws before they lie on a subreddit.
(Sorry if there's some spelling or grammar mistakes)
tgrgram nathan not British ones
"PARRY THIS, YOU FUCKING CASUL!"
Lol the one guy whoâs like âyou think youâre cool ?!!!?!! You think youâre COOL??!!! Well when I was in high school? I committed đ¶đđđđ"
"I have over 100 confirmed kills with a pocket knife" get back in containment scp 076
My stages of anger
1: act like nothing bothers me
2: walk away like a man
Moral: you donât always have to fight back, be the bigger man and walk away
But what if...hear me out now...what if they say my shoes are too sparkly °^°
@@jamstheshapeshifter glitter kick them. Don't actually kick, just throw the glitter off your shoes into their face.
@@SeriouslySeriousGrim perfect
I have no stages. Im usually laid back but in the rare times I do get angry my temper flares quick. (and no, it's not badass. It's annoying.)
... to get a gun! Got it, thanks
With that guy saying he burnt down a whole classroom, I almost did in cooking class lol
Itâs like... Thatâs just a regular day in Home EC or the Chemistry Class.
@@starbird3939 dammit you beat me to it
r/youaretechnicallyright
Ayyy same
Burned my tendies
It also almost happens a lot with first years in university residences because they don't know how to microwave stuff properly.
I. Response to 14:01
I just thought of a party trick haha
Me: "I can turn wine into water, but its hard, so you have to give me some time"
Person: "lol, ok, show me then"
*procede to drink their glass of wine* and wait to let your body do its wonders.
Gonna test it out later, this'll be epic if it works xD
I once worked with a guy who had genuine badass credentials (he was a Navy Seal or Special Forces or something...this was a while ago). The thing is, he never once brought it up - the only way we knew was that his BIL, who also worked there, mentioned it. The actual deadly-skills guy was one of the nicest, most respectful, mild-mannered folks I've ever worked with.
I once spent 5 WHOLE seconds in timeout because I POURED milk BEFORE the cereal. I also stole my brothers MCDONALDS TOY from his happy meal, so yeah donât mess with me noobs đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€
And donât get me STARTED on the Starscream Transformer toyđ€đ€đ€
*oh no*
I've put milk BEFORE my cereal FOR 10 YEARS !
What can you do nowww ?!
i got timeout in preschool becuse i beat the shit out of 2 other kids and by bit the shit out of i mean pusing them over and stomping on the stomach and chest
@@Umbrali repent mortal
About those posts being written by adults:
Remember that in medieval times being 13 years old made you an adult.
So if we follow the trend, you can concider some people below 30 as kids.
Being 13 and being considered an adult is a Jewish tradition only... I think
@@jonathancohen4427 Greek, too, maybe?
6:10 one thing that doesnât add up is how the kid was under the influence while driving, got pulled over for speeding and only got off with a warning? Especially since they were carrying an opened alcoholic beverage with them in the car. How could someone do all the stuff they did while high/drunk?
Petition for RSlash to bring back this subreddit
I logged into DisneyChannel.com without my parents permission, lets see yâall top that
I went onto Pornhub without my parents permission.
I watched nursery rhymes on my parents phone and asked permission
I pushed my nan down a flight of stairs to get the inheritance early
@@_v3n0m__84 thats soft see what i did will hurt you
Please donât hurt me
IâM WARNING YOU RSLASH!
âą Iâve killed 374 people with my martial arts skills.
âą I put 422235667544789 people in the hospital critical condition
âą I eat nails in the morning. Without milk.
âą when I stepped on a lego I only cried for 20 minutes
Pick a place and time. I swear Iâll sic a Karen on you.
Donât bring Yugo or Iâll mercilessly pet his Tum tum! WAIT I MENT ATTACK HIM!
I will call the reditt gods to r/intsantkarma you if you put 422235667544789 more people in hostpital then ill r/nuclear revenge you to karen jail
@@QuantumIV can we make a new r/ like r/indescribeablefeelingsofhate?
@@ishamtgmisham1654 yes yes I like this idea how do we start mwahahahaha Kermit shall never be happy with you or anyone or anything else edit:spelling mistakes
@@ishamtgmisham1654 how do we start r/youwilldiebymyhands
there are 8 billion people in the world in 2020 (8,000,000,000)
So I am asking what is THAT number just asking
Hahaha, when you were "If you think you can take RLASH on" and then the doggo barked, good dog has good timing.đ€Łđ€Ł
Iâm a second degree black belt, and I can tell everyone that itâs hard to actually knock down a person, even with correct technique. We also practice to use martial arts only in self defense.đ€Šđ»ââïž
The dude from the âMy Stages of Angerâ sounds like an angry 7 year old having a temper tantrum because mommy wouldnât buy him the giant nerf gun.
Like... wow dude. You donât look badass at all. XD
Ikr a person breathing heavily with a red face and trying to punch a wall would sound like a kid
pretty sure he was ironic....
No 7 yet old cleans. That's what made me laugh. He "cleans" with you "there". Hahahahahahaha
First couple steps sounds like he was constipated
My Iâm very bad is
I said hecc in a Christian Minecraft server đ
Donut 2222 woaahhhh shister shooketh you are a real bad person
My grandma is tougher than that. One time she fell, *and then got up*
@King Lancer thats nothing my Grampa went to go sleep underground ...... *forever*
Ola Adeyem So did both my grandparents :0
Woah chill
Slashâs voice when mocking these people actually irritates me
Thatâs when you know he does it good
I once drove my Barbie Jeep into a bank robbery. I was able to stop all the robbers and got all the money back. I got a $200,000 reward for stopping the robbery and the president gave me an award. You don't have anything on me, squirt.
"I vaped underage"
"I smoked weed"
"I drank underage"
so... your average year 9?
year 7.
@@wydtdbren year 2
Pretty much.
Also she drank and vaped underage yet has a license?
@@gregoryamato4771 apparently..... ya she does đź
My stages of anger :
I start breathing heavily
I throw my wii controller at the tv during a bowling match (true story, not because I was angry, juts because I was excited to have my wii back)
I start crying
I use my pocket money to buy the tv and throw the coins at the cashier
Logic: lvl 9000
oh yeah, its big brain time
Cashier:
You tryna gimme a fucking sezuire?
I cannot say for a reason that I do not know
My stages of anger
1: I get angry
2: I am no longer angry
3: ???
4: profit
0:26 - red lightsaber ignites as the asthma attack intensifies
15:59 is this onision?
Probably đ
This ain't a r/iamverybadass, it is a r/trynottocringechallenge
I'll agree with you on that
what's the difference?
When I was a kid I stole a chocolate bar and almost didnât feel terribly guilty about it.
I might as well be put away for life tbh Iâm too dangerous.
Aw yeah you and I are total badasses stealing candy when the people aint lookin' and we definitely did NOT get wracked with guilt later in the day Only PUSsies feel guilt!
When I was 11 I stole $150 in chocolate, no really itâs true đ
Can i say something? Being trained in martial arts for god knows how many years wouldnt matter at all when your opponent understands yourself more than you do
I went to Afghanistan on my own and single handedly eliminated the whole Taliban with only my katana and my BARE hands, and my big ass brain. I'm not a big guy, but when I saw those cowards be disrespectful towards women, I saw RED
Oh no, watch out for the granny killer. He's a "tough guy"đ
OOH NO, that dog is rabid. Run away
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I'd actually be very concerned if the guy COULDN'T beat up an old granny. How embarrassing would that be if that 90 year old granny was a Tae Kwon Do black belt?
"Can't use feet in Taekwondo" Dude. I did Taekwondo as well and it littially translates to "The Art of the Hand and Feet".
If I understood correctly, he's arguing against the statement that "Taekwondo is useless because you can't use your feet in real street fights", not that you can't use your feet in Taekwondo.
Red belt here (many, more in shape years ago), laughed at that also
No, it was that you can't use your feet in a street fight. No-one said it wasn't in Taekwondo
Lol I love coming back to the old videos where we get to see little yugo!!! So adorable!
Rslash does this subreddit barely because he laughs so hard he canât stop laughing for the rest of the day
I once brought a grown man to his knees.
I told my dad how much money he was spending on me
âMartial artistsâ on internet are always pretty brutal. The first thing they thought me was to run away from a fight, lol
Yeah and besides if you commited a crime why would you tell that to the internet I mean imagine some actual gang member looking at this
I've been training in martial arts for the majority of my life and the most fight I've ever done is kicking a big, threatening dude in the balls and then immediately booking it.
Every single school day I get on my table in math class
Thanks for the puppy clip at the end! We needed it after the cringeworthy... Well, everything!
I thought the title said "I have 100+ confirmed kids"
T-h-e confusion aghrrrhhhgg its its its over 9000
Hahaha
@@QuantumIV no it over 100
Genghis khan be like
What the first poster meant wasnât âfacesâ, he meant âfecesâ
And I think he needs to check it out
You need pin
Or a heart
Gamer Master978 thank you thatâs very kind
Red Feces? Dear God
My stages of anger:
1) i say something slightly weird and awkward
2) i feel bad
3) i cry and apologize for being mad
I stay up 5 seconds past my bedtime and said bad say to the teacher in 2nd grade.
I once sat on a chair I wasn't supposed to in a museum.
No one said anything
Did the sign say something like "Do Not Sit. Wet Paint."?
@@spokentruly786 no it just said dont sit on it since well I guess they wanted to preserve it or some shit
Your account is perfection
đ you are the definition of a bad ass
Was it lifted off of the ground. Cause if it was itâs cursed and you will die a terrible death
Stages of anger
1. My vocal chords fall out
2. *blushes so deeply both faces go red*
3. Chugs monster and punches the nearest bit of drywall.
Dont mess with me.
When your vocal chords just go: đȘđââïž
My stages of anger
1. I get pissed
2. I go for a drive
3. I'm all calm again
This one and pro/nuclear revenge are my favorite ones you do, the entitled parents make me too flustered