r/Idontworkherelady Super Racist Lady Expects Minorities to Serve Her 😰

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 16. 04. 2020
  • r/Idontworkherelady The woman in this story is absolutely ridiculous! She comes into an Ethiopian restaurant and then starts bossing around OP, assuming OP works there. When OP clarifies that she doesn't work there, the lady laughs and starts criticizing the black workers for being slow. WTF?!? If you enjoyed this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit posts!
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  • @LocalMaple
    @LocalMaple Pƙed 4 lety +2178

    To the first one. When the woman asked “did you need to call the cops?” I would answer “We called child protective services. They thought what you did was criminal enough to get police involved.”

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 4 lety +96

      I was so happy they called CPS and didn't just wait until the "mother" came back

    • @willcstgd
      @willcstgd Pƙed 4 lety +50

      Limi V Which is how half these stories end. I really hate it, I mean I get that not all people are as confident as these dudes, but it enables these types of people.

    • @theresahall8206
      @theresahall8206 Pƙed 4 lety +34

      I suspect that she knew exactly what she was doing she just refused to care about anything but what she wanted.

    • @patriciabennett6381
      @patriciabennett6381 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Human like this SMh

    • @darkestccino5405
      @darkestccino5405 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      That's not something you would come up with in the moment like that.

  • @Bunny-ko9nm
    @Bunny-ko9nm Pƙed 4 lety +2642

    That grandma is the ultimate gangster and no one can tell me otherwise.

    • @budd8852
      @budd8852 Pƙed 4 lety +20

      What if I tell you otherwise
      Would you deny F A T A L B E R T

    • @k4t391
      @k4t391 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      @@budd8852 username checks out

    • @arianacabrera9443
      @arianacabrera9443 Pƙed 4 lety +23

      I wanna strive to be that type of grandma.

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC Pƙed 4 lety +5

      That story made my day, I actually laughed out loud

    • @TCIR
      @TCIR Pƙed 4 lety +19

      Top ten Gangsters
      1: al caphone
      2:AVGN
      3: Barney the dinosaur
      4: Sausage Uchiha
      5: Freddie Kruger
      6: Iron man (Tony stark)
      7: Jo(e)taro
      8: Anakin skywalker
      9: Naruto Uzimauke
      Honorable mentions
      Spongebob
      Charlie Brown
      Barrack Obama
      And finally
      Number
      10
      This madlad Grandma

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +701

    How are you gonna come into a store, see a lady pregnant and struggling and the first thing you decide to do is block her damn way for YOUR convenience?

    • @ariannaangelynnlane
      @ariannaangelynnlane Pƙed 4 lety +44

      and then stand there like an i’m imbecile when she asks a question đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      What's the term for a male Karen?

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Yea, that's a special kinda self centered. If he had just used a couple brain cells he would've been able to piece it together.

    • @hairlesscatbeeman1445
      @hairlesscatbeeman1445 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I definitely agree

    • @Nunshle_Uvmee
      @Nunshle_Uvmee Pƙed 4 lety +10

      @@dreadcthulhu5 I believe the male term is Kevin

  • @orcasloveme1647
    @orcasloveme1647 Pƙed 4 lety +898

    I hear people talking about “reverse racism.” That’s not a thing. Racism is racism, no matter your skin color.
    Edit: People seem to be confused about this comment so I should probably clear this up.
    1) I am not white, I’m Eritrean.
    2) A lot of people I saw said that what the OP said about the laugh was kinda racist and uncomfortable. People were calling it “reverse racism”
    Sorry, I should have been more clear in the original comment

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Yup.

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth Pƙed 4 lety +73

      Agreed. Whoever came up with that term is an idiot, tbh.

    • @Cronomancer
      @Cronomancer Pƙed 4 lety +54

      Unless by reverse racism, they meant using racism on a racist uno reverse card style. đŸ€”

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney Pƙed 4 lety +42

      reverse racism must be when you really like a spesific skin collor?

    • @kazmosis5326
      @kazmosis5326 Pƙed 4 lety +27

      Agreed 100& A Nepalese person can be racist against a Japanese person. Either can be any shade of skin colour and be an ignorant racist cnt. I'm a white person and was walking around in a Peruvian city and it got to an area where we weren't that welcome. Nothing physical or verbal but I was born in a city where some areas are like that also so I knew to turn back.

  • @nathanahedgehog2871
    @nathanahedgehog2871 Pƙed 4 lety +329

    “You’re on the floor, that means you work here!”
    The grandma and us: “Well you aren’t levitating off of the floor, so you also must work here.”

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      grandma :no u!
      She's so precious

    • @cyanide3508
      @cyanide3508 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      She's got some brainz.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Are you one of my grandchildren?
      Guess not, my grandchildren aren’t b**ches.

    • @augustomoreira7441
      @augustomoreira7441 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Well actually, since atoms repel each other, she was. But so was the grandma, op, and everything else. You have never actually touched anything btw.
      Lol i sound like a total nerd. Talking about atoms repeling on a r/idontworkherelady video. Lol

    • @jw1731
      @jw1731 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@augustomoreira7441 that is true, indeed nobody truly works here, or lives here, we are but temporal beings in this world, nothing more than hairless monkeys levitating on a floating mud ball in space.
      “We are but shadows and dust, shadows and dust, Maximus!”

  • @budd8852
    @budd8852 Pƙed 4 lety +762

    I like how r/slash's grandma voice is just a wrinkly version of the entitled kid voice

  • @nalistergaming7658
    @nalistergaming7658 Pƙed 4 lety +126

    To the lady in story one: This is exactly how kids get snatched. Your lucky they call child services and didn't take the kids and run. You are one lucky lady.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Pƙed 4 lety

      What would be the point of snatching a kid tho?

    • @launamalcheche
      @launamalcheche Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Japan Panda someone could do shitty things to kids for their pleasure.. you know .. messed up in the head ppl..

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      @@japanpanda2179 Have you never heard of human trafficking?

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@dx1450 Of course I've heard of it. The part I don't understand though is how they get the kid to cooperate and not continuously scream and fight and expose them.

    • @Grace15271
      @Grace15271 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@japanpanda2179 well of course alot of kids would but it's an empty school, easy to take the kids and run. Also children as young as those kids could easily be enticed into going.

  • @gothmoth4483
    @gothmoth4483 Pƙed 4 lety +456

    Shoutout to the lady who's pregnant AND who's wearing heels while so. Respect,lady,respect

    • @Calligraphytheskeleton
      @Calligraphytheskeleton Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I agree with you there Levi Heicho

    • @yarraidalg
      @yarraidalg Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@Calligraphytheskeleton i think it's real dangerous tho
      both for her and the kid

    • @soupsinha
      @soupsinha Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@yarraidalg Depends on the height of the heel. Unless she's in stilettos, she's probably fine.

    • @an0nym0us_slash35
      @an0nym0us_slash35 Pƙed 4 lety

      You're right! Heicho!

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@soupsinha, nope. Any height is not good even under nonpregnant conditions. They put your whole body off balance, damage your feet and strain your ankles. It's nothing to celebrate because she's either ignorant or has little concern for herself/the baby.

  • @charonlxix6039
    @charonlxix6039 Pƙed 4 lety +500

    Karen: ArE U DeaF Or SomeTHinG
    Me: KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU

    • @haze969
      @haze969 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @@33.nguyenngocminhphuong92 multiply, it crates shadow clones

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@33.nguyenngocminhphuong92 wait, does naruto ever becoming invisible? Sorry i didn't follow naruto, but as far as i ever watched it as a kid, i never saw him becoming invisible

    • @gornur8292
      @gornur8292 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@ThePinkRubber No the guy never became invisible in the manga. I don't know about the anime because I refused to watch all the filler.

    • @whadamelon8887
      @whadamelon8887 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      No he also never goes invisible in the anime either but he is super fast and can seem like it twords the end of the show because of his 6th paths sage mode

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@ThePinkRubber the closest he becomes invisible is when he learns to suppress his energy to hide.
      He was never the quick study when it came to learning technique. And was placed at the bottom of his class for failing the skill tests. Most times he had to learn a work around or a different way to master higher level skills.

  • @picturemetrollin2093
    @picturemetrollin2093 Pƙed 4 lety +744

    My daughter is deaf. You would not believe how many people I tell that and they just start talking really, really slowly! That’s when I look at them and say really slowly “ shhhheee iiiisss deeeaaafff! Lol P.S.my daughter is 12 years old, imagine what a normal preteen would think about someone speaking to them like they are dumb!

    • @izunahosaki6133
      @izunahosaki6133 Pƙed 4 lety +28

      Maybe they assume she can read lips movement like in movies?

    • @picturemetrollin2093
      @picturemetrollin2093 Pƙed 4 lety +53

      Izuna Hosaki the normal people ask if can read lips, which she can a little, but she was born deaf so I just sign what they are saying and translate her answer. Well, sometimes I don’t tell them exactly what she says lol

    • @orkneyrose
      @orkneyrose Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Mike G aren’t there people who call themselves deaf, but are able to hear a little. It’s kind of understandable why some people would do it.

    • @picturemetrollin2093
      @picturemetrollin2093 Pƙed 4 lety +34

      Orkney Rose yeah I see what you are saying. I was just making fun of the “Karen’s” that are just obvious. But assuming a deaf person can read lips, is like assuming a Asian looking person can speak Chinese, it’s rude and borderline offensive.

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica Pƙed 4 lety +2

      people do that to me a lot (I am HOH).

  • @gokuuzumaki70
    @gokuuzumaki70 Pƙed 4 lety +79

    RSlash: "I would've named this girl racist girl instead of dumb girl."
    Patrick: "What's the difference?"

  • @asterross
    @asterross Pƙed 4 lety +539

    The grandmother story reminds me of a story my grandmother told me happened about 15 years ago. My grandfather use to go to a coffee shop every day and get himself and my grandmother their fix of caffeine. The lady working their had the hots for him, and made sure to make his coffee how he wanted (normal coffee with some milk and sugar), and to spite my grandmother made her the same thing (she preferred just black coffee). No matter how often she was corrected, the lady always made it wrong. So one day, my grandmother got yet again another wrong order and had enough of it. She went in and told the lady, "Now you listen to me. I like my coffee how I like my men. Hot and black!" The lady never got it wrong after that.
    Edit: My grandfather got a kick out of her doing that, they both laugh about it now as an inside joke

    • @pinguin472
      @pinguin472 Pƙed 4 lety +26

      I didn't expect that! XD

    • @lilahisapotterhead3544
      @lilahisapotterhead3544 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      I have and inside joke with my mom and dad (great people, no where near entitled) SIX!!! like if you understand (probs no one)
      Edit: who liked this are you a freaking stalker
      Edit edit: STALKERS! DANG THE LIKE BUTTON IS NOT A JOKE.
      Edit edit edit: no, none of my fam is six years old.

    • @ellam_4753
      @ellam_4753 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Ryoko Anahana your grandma is the best

    • @Destructavin
      @Destructavin Pƙed 4 lety

      Airplane

    • @ivytaylor1494
      @ivytaylor1494 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      That’s adorable

  • @generaldeathmaster9295
    @generaldeathmaster9295 Pƙed 4 lety +423

    I hate wearing heels, and can’t imagine wearing them while pregnant.

    • @iris5678
      @iris5678 Pƙed 4 lety +26

      My cousin was heavily pregnant and wore heels. I was shocked when I saw her walking around in them like it was nothing at her baby shower!

    • @sierragregory9956
      @sierragregory9956 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      I’m 5 months pregnant and I wear platform sandals all day long, but I tried on my stilettos once and whooooh girl I can’t do all that đŸ˜…đŸ€Ł

    • @justinedoner8576
      @justinedoner8576 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      General Deathmaster I’m pretty sure it depends on how long you wear them. Wearing heels consistently for a prolonged period of time causes your calf muscles to shrink and can make you become dependent on heels because flats will eventually become uncomfortable as you stretch out and strain that muscle.

    • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
      @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr Pƙed 4 lety +3

      General Deathmaster my mom had to do it. I felt so sorry for her. My brother was _11 pounds_ so it was hard on her.

    • @ritchier3346
      @ritchier3346 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      It depends on the person with heels. Don’t ask me how but my ex couldn’t stand to walk for half a mile and would trip over everything but can sprint in heels and doesn’t even get sore in them

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool Pƙed 4 lety +868

    “That laugh white people do.” I immediately felt uncomfortable.

    • @Reinhardt78
      @Reinhardt78 Pƙed 4 lety +123

      i love the fact that she is complaining about how racist that girl was... being incredible racist. God i don't live there but i love america.

    • @mamiadorkorcoleman1999
      @mamiadorkorcoleman1999 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      lekiscool I have no idea what that means

    • @bugatti_bolide3322
      @bugatti_bolide3322 Pƙed 4 lety +16

      Yeah, It was kinda harsh.

    • @rubyred6169
      @rubyred6169 Pƙed 4 lety +19

      I have no idea what she's talking about either...

    • @ClockworkChandelure
      @ClockworkChandelure Pƙed 4 lety +27

      I have no idea what the heck that is supposed to mean but it's at times like these I'm happy not to be american

  • @ThePinkRubber
    @ThePinkRubber Pƙed 4 lety +264

    I once met that kind of racist person once. I was with my group in a mall, i went to the cashier to pay and my group is a bit far. There was a tv behind the counter bar up in the wall and it showed a news about chinese man doing crime. This lady next in line commenting about racist stuff against chinese and keep trying to make me agree, she kept talking until i done with my payment, i just mumbled (with intentionally loud voice in sharp tone) "fucking racist, disgusting" as i pass her (also making a face of disgusts). She just looking at me like surprised that i didn't agree with her. I get back with my group and she still looking at me in shock, i then make gesture as if i'm disgusted by her and gossiping her, i even pointed to the place where she was and everyone staring to where i was pointing then making disgusted face too . The lady's face just got red and she just huffed back to the aisle instead of paying like i assume she was going to.
    Fyi, i wasn't talking about the lady when i was back with my group, i was making up about disgusting smell and a passing cockroach in the counter and i exaggerate it. I actually pointed my finger to the counter

    • @strawberrylemonade8799
      @strawberrylemonade8799 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Have a biscuit Potter

    • @iAmNotNik
      @iAmNotNik Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Lol

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Dude, shoulda just told them the truth. And you forgot to mention the racial composition of your group. Not sure if it'd be funnier if they were Chinese or White.

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Lol, you had them looking at her like she was a stinky roach.

    • @KlockoFett
      @KlockoFett Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Why would you make up lies and throw the store under the bus? They did nothing wrong. If you were really that disgusted by the lady behind you in line, you would have/should have called her out instead. Sounds like a nice daydream story to me.

  • @sierrapickering8408
    @sierrapickering8408 Pƙed 4 lety +98

    The story about the grandma reminds me of a story my mom told me about my great grandma. My GG owned a little gas station and my mom worked there back when she was a teen (sometime in the 80s I think). GG always let cops come in and get a free drink. Mom was on her way to work one day and was going 5 over the speed limit. Normally, a cop wouldnt care if you were going over the speed limit, as long as it wasnt more than 10. But this cop was a newbie. He stopped my mom and wrote her a ticket. Mom was late to work.
    My GG asked her why she was late and mom told her. GG said "What was the officers name?" Mom gave her his name and went on to work. Not ten minutes later, that cop walked in, grabbed a soda, and went to walk out (it was known to all cops in the area about the free drink) when GG stopped him.
    GG: You have to pay for that.
    PO: What? I thought we got a free one.
    GG: Not you. You gave my granddaughter a ticket.
    He sheepishly paid and left and my mom never got another ticket for going 5 over. I miss my great grandma. She was awesome.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Sierra Pickering - Sounds like a truly great grandma.

    • @deniseeulert2503
      @deniseeulert2503 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

      I knew my grandmothers but not my great grandmothers. They had passed by the time I was five.

  • @starrystreams3642
    @starrystreams3642 Pƙed 4 lety +92

    Grandma: “Hi, are you one of my grandchildren?”
    Karen: *Huffs and puffs before leaving*
    Grandma: “I guess not...my grandchildren aren’t b17€h35”

  • @Vi0letR0gue
    @Vi0letR0gue Pƙed 4 lety +122

    One time when I was out shopping on my own (usually go with my mum but she was sick) and one of the things she wanted me to get was the in the freezer (cant remember what it was) but I couldn't reach it, so I asked this man next to me, who was way taller than me (I'm 5ft. 1)
    "Sorry but can you-"
    "Oh I'm sorry I dont work here"
    "I know, I cant reach (item) can you get 2 for me?"
    "Oh sure, here you go."
    He have me two and I thanked him and I saw him again at check out and helped me put the basket onto the counter coz it was heavy, I thanked him again and said he was happy to help. Haven't seen him since
    So mr. Sir if you ever see this thank you for helping this tiny person

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I love you

    • @theresahall8206
      @theresahall8206 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Sometimes I wish they shrink the height of those shelves because they always are a bit taller than me.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Ulf Knudsen - The average height for an adult female in the USA is 5’3”, so 5’1” is well within the bell curve. I’m 5’0” and other women in my family are shorter.
      The average person with dwarfism is 4’ tall. The more you know!

    • @elizabethw7756
      @elizabethw7756 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Being tall myself, as long as someone is nice about asking if I could reach something for them, I usually will

    • @Vi0letR0gue
      @Vi0letR0gue Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @Ulf Knudsen idk I looked up the size of thorin oakenshield the dwarf king once (the hobbit in case you didnt know) and I'm only 2 inches taller than him, so maybe idk XD

  • @Sanodi21
    @Sanodi21 Pƙed 4 lety +106

    Honestly, at this point I'm just going to straight up say 'I'll call CPS if you leave' if anyone pulls that, especially now. And I will. Seems like I'll be doing them a favor anyway

    • @quicksilverlacey
      @quicksilverlacey Pƙed 4 lety +6

      If I'm ever in that situation I'd say I'm going to call the cops. That way they know they will have to deal with cops & cps lol.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 4 lety

      I will, too. It's considered child abandonment in most states. And it's not my responsibility to watch someone else's kids, I've got a job to do. So either take your kids with you or else Mr. Policeman is going to find them a nice temporary home.

  • @PinKSmOke420
    @PinKSmOke420 Pƙed 4 lety +355

    How can anyone dislike these? Must be Karen's đŸ€”

    • @YaYa-mc4bt
      @YaYa-mc4bt Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Pink Smoke or accidental misses

    • @TheTrueRman
      @TheTrueRman Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Its like a rule on the internet at this point. If it exists, there's dislikes on it.

    • @tannerartibey7486
      @tannerartibey7486 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Must be

    • @Daisy_Darkly
      @Daisy_Darkly Pƙed 4 lety +10

      I don't ever dislike content I'm not interested in, I just don't watch it. I like anything I enjoy or laugh at. That way the content gets a boost and I get more of it in my feed.

    • @InfiniteSkyPie
      @InfiniteSkyPie Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Lol they use to have it where there wasn't a dislike button or you wouldn't be able to see it but I'm pretty sure only the Channel owner could see it.

  • @cheyannenichols7200
    @cheyannenichols7200 Pƙed 4 lety +328

    My school had to do sooo many phone calls. People kept trying to drop kids off and calling about buses not coming by.
    Edit: thx for the likes bbs Ily

    • @Knallteute
      @Knallteute Pƙed 4 lety +45

      That's really a special kind of stupid. How can people not realize that this is a pandemic and there is no way your kids gonna stay in a closed school.

    • @gfdereus8967
      @gfdereus8967 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Here in Germany everybody had send their kids off to the playgrounds the day after schools closed.. People dont seem to understand what "stay at home" means. But Germany is doing very well. Recently we hit a point where we have more people cured then infected per day

    • @BergenDev
      @BergenDev Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @RICHARD TAVERAS Mhm, thinning out the herd is required at this point. Too much stupid going around :/

    • @missbunni6604
      @missbunni6604 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @@gfdereus8967 yeah y'all doing waaaay better than us here in US. Idk wtf our leaders are doing...the death to recovered rate seems so high compared to other countries! Stay safe

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @RICHARD TAVERAS What's gross is that once a vaccine comes out, they're going to refuse to vaccinate their kids. You know, "because autism"

  • @LadyLenaki
    @LadyLenaki Pƙed 4 lety +70

    I almost choked during the grandmother story.

  • @vloggerbonakid6178
    @vloggerbonakid6178 Pƙed 4 lety +29

    That Grandma with the Almizer's is a SAVAGE!

  • @DJAvren
    @DJAvren Pƙed 4 lety +65

    '(...) And the manager is replaced with a log'
    See, THIS is why I listen to R/ over reddit bots. Good reading voice, great snappy comments

    • @thornvolkov7426
      @thornvolkov7426 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      DJAvren Tbh, I can’t listen to reddit bots. The stilted speech really irritates me.

    • @WellPreparedTreeFrog
      @WellPreparedTreeFrog Pƙed 4 lety +1

      DJAvren
      _”And then-full stop. They ate the ayggs”_

  • @TitLeeEst
    @TitLeeEst Pƙed 4 lety +100

    I love the Naruto reference. We could call that "Karen no jutsu!"

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Pƙed 4 lety +5

      TitLeeEst - now I’m imaging a log with the iconic haircut! 😂

    • @monedameow
      @monedameow Pƙed 4 lety

      Best comment

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator Pƙed 4 lety

      TitLeeEst You need more recognition.

  • @pumpkinplayer6578
    @pumpkinplayer6578 Pƙed 4 lety +101

    "There is a big puff of smoke and the manager is replaced by a log"
    Only naruto fans will understand

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny Pƙed 4 lety +11

    "You don't work here?" She is 9 months pregnant in a suit and high heels. That guy is about as slow as a slug.

    • @jw1731
      @jw1731 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I always thought Karens are people who never developed object permanence which most people acquire at some point when they were toddlers. That’s why they literally can’t conceive of the world not revolving around them.

  • @sondos9626
    @sondos9626 Pƙed 4 lety +79

    op: I don't work here
    karen: *wait that's illegal*

    • @exuberantAndroid
      @exuberantAndroid Pƙed 4 lety +4

      karen: *pulls out shotgun* I'm leaving them in the daycare

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator Pƙed 4 lety

      Someone posted this before you, sorry.

    • @sondos9626
      @sondos9626 Pƙed 4 lety

      @Dweller of Vault 135
      Look at the date of posting I literally commented this 12sec after the video went up

  • @static2099
    @static2099 Pƙed 4 lety +30

    I love the "are you deaf, or just dumb" stuff. I worked in sales decades ago where we had to wear a dress jacket and tie. My jacket, tie and pants never matched - it was deliberate. My little way of pushing back on the requirement. Nothing they could do about it. Anyway, a woman shopping for some items wanted colors that matched, and the items were slightly off and she got snippy with the same type of thing - "Are you color blind or just dumb?". I told her, "Yes, I'm color blind. I often question my own sanity, though, as I work this job part time and deal with some nasty customers, but it's for spending money on necessities as I finish up my double major and have a 3.9 GPA, but I don't think that makes me dumb." Same result - all color drained from her face, she stuttered out some sort of quasi-apology and quickly left.
    I'm not color blind nor was I in school at the time...not that she knew either point.

  • @Invalid571
    @Invalid571 Pƙed 4 lety +23

    That grandma is a treasure. 😁 😂

  • @champton3217
    @champton3217 Pƙed 4 lety +19

    I would love to meet the grandma and give her a big hug! Freaking epic what she did! She wins the award for coolest grandma ever!

    • @jatwala8295
      @jatwala8295 Pƙed 4 lety

      That doesn't sound like social distancing lol

  • @SatoshiKenji
    @SatoshiKenji Pƙed 4 lety +11

    Sign language might be a good countermeasure against a Karen, but Entitled Parent might see it as a gang sign.

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy Pƙed 4 lety +16

    “that laugh in that way that white people do sometimes when they’re trying to get other white people to agree with the on something racist.” Ah, yes, the clown laugh.

  • @bazaniator-_-7966
    @bazaniator-_-7966 Pƙed 4 lety +162

    REMEBER Kids before u Say Something
    Think in what VOICE Rslash is going to read

  • @elliottmcleandeboer
    @elliottmcleandeboer Pƙed 4 lety +26

    Good lord I hope I have that sense of humour if I ever develop Alzheimer's, what a legend

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +22

    5:49 or as Madea said, “Hold on, cause somebody’s screaming at me. I’m getting ready to choke the hell out of them.”

    • @skyw4578
      @skyw4578 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Madea is the best

  • @_Lunare_
    @_Lunare_ Pƙed 4 lety +283

    When you’re so early the comment section is still filled with “FIRST”.

  • @vernanonix
    @vernanonix Pƙed 4 lety +68

    The southern boy in me cringed a little when he said that username "builtbybama_rolltide". I understand why though. The bama part is not pronounced lime bomma but the bama in Alabama since it's referring to the University of Alabama.

    • @dickysatria7268
      @dickysatria7268 Pƙed 4 lety

      Banjo music sfx :p

    • @jbosc7382
      @jbosc7382 Pƙed 4 lety

      Clearly doesnt watch sports

    • @funtimedingus8048
      @funtimedingus8048 Pƙed 4 lety

      Jbosc hail state

    • @deat4482
      @deat4482 Pƙed 4 lety

      Thank you!! I was looking for this comment 😂😂 I think he was trying to pronounce it “bama” like Obama💀💀

    • @alexwatson8863
      @alexwatson8863 Pƙed 4 lety

      Literally made me cringe. Even as an Auburn fan, it hurt my ears. Lol. I thought the “roll tide” at the end would have been a dead giveaway. 😂

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    "If you are on the floor, it means you work for me!"
    Everyone climb up your furnitures! Karen is coming for you!

    • @skyw4578
      @skyw4578 Pƙed 4 lety

      *Distant screaming in the background*

  • @joaolemos4079
    @joaolemos4079 Pƙed 4 lety +22

    When is r/letsnotmeet coming back? I loved those videos, they gave goosebumps

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 Pƙed 4 lety

      There are quite a few by the CZcamsr named Cuestar (although some of the stories are repeats of r Slash's). His videos aren't as good as R Slash, but they're still decent. It's nice not having to deal with another robot voice.

    • @joaolemos4079
      @joaolemos4079 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@amyill9280 thanks, I'll give it a look, but I still want rSlash tho

  • @ExElliexE
    @ExElliexE Pƙed 4 lety +6

    That grandma story reminded me of my Yaya, who was always a firecracker â˜ș

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    I would love to see how the OP in the 3rd story signs the "Baby Shark" song. XD

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator Pƙed 4 lety

      How is it when I search RSlash comments, it is always you?

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@theblevinator I subbed to him, simple.

  • @plurpball3958
    @plurpball3958 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I melted when the grandmother said "Hi! Are you another grandchild?" She is so precious and needs to be protected.

    • @bleachfanbk
      @bleachfanbk Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I choked from laughing so hard when she said "none of my grandchildren are bitches"

  • @tiagocardosom
    @tiagocardosom Pƙed 4 lety +4

    " is it such a big deal you had to call the *Police*?
    -- the woman that abandoned her two children with total strangers

  • @oliviaksiag6163
    @oliviaksiag6163 Pƙed 4 lety +14

    "Are you one of my grandchildren?" I know how bad alzheimer's can be, it's really sad for the people suffering from it because they have no idea what's going on around them. My uncle's dad has to be watched like a little kid because he usually wanders off randomly.

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 Pƙed 4 lety

      I have a family member (now deceased) who had Alzheimer's. I know it's kinda morbid, but I'm afraid of getting it when I'm old. I regularly look at my hands to see how old they look (to get the habit to stick into long-term memory, which is the last to go when you have dementia). I tell myself that if someone claims to be my grandchild, husband or whatever and I don't know them, look at my hands and see how old they are. I tell myself if they look old, I should believe whoever is telling me they know me since I probably have dementia. 😅 Of course, this system wouldn't work well if I get in an accident that causes permanent amnesia while I'm still young.

  • @myballs_itch674
    @myballs_itch674 Pƙed 4 lety +15

    Hi r slash I just bought breakfast and got home you couldn’t have had better timing buddy. Thank you for making my morning 👍

  • @amandapanda77us
    @amandapanda77us Pƙed 4 lety

    Thank you so much for always having a video. It's the highlight of my day. I play it on my way home, helps me unwind

  • @squeakybeak7832
    @squeakybeak7832 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I need more grandmother stories like these. She’s amazing. 🎀💐 “That’s a good honey bunch.”

  • @hardylee6756
    @hardylee6756 Pƙed 4 lety +20

    Hey rSlash, love your videos man. You cheer me up when I feel down and I want to say thanks.

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Yay! Another great subreddit for tonight's bedtime stories!
    Thanks for the great content consistently during this pandemic time and social isolation.
    Lots of love from Aussieland m8 «3 and hope you're keeping safe and healthy!

  • @bobneithkelb6378
    @bobneithkelb6378 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Thank you for doing daily videos, i watch every single one because i love your videos. During these times I appreciate what you do. Thanks

  • @KaylaWilson-oy1ks
    @KaylaWilson-oy1ks Pƙed 4 lety +2

    My dad’s side is Ethiopian, and I’m just imagining the conversation between the waitress and the rest of the staff 😭😭

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx Pƙed 4 lety +37

    That girl must have a sky across the wind. She will make some tomato sauce more than ever before. And it will move across her lungs again
    #relatable

  • @roosa8159
    @roosa8159 Pƙed 4 lety +21

    Last time I was this early Corona was just a drink

  • @Kalush19
    @Kalush19 Pƙed 4 lety

    You are getting me through some long mornings at work. Its just me in the morning, so having another voice is a bit of a godsend.

  • @vonrictor12
    @vonrictor12 Pƙed 4 lety

    You videos are always a bright spot during this very strange and scary time. Thanks so much man!

  • @_san6889
    @_san6889 Pƙed 4 lety +33

    Karen: Watch my kids
    Kidnappers: Ok
    Fun fact, I live in Asia and its kinda normal to have kidnapping. The kidnapper mostly kidnapp the kids to sell their healty,expensive organ
    (The kidnapping seems to decreased so I guess its okay)

  • @Captainlochie
    @Captainlochie Pƙed 4 lety +29

    This lady tried to get me fired for shopping during Covid 19 even though I am 18 and was doing shopping bc she is super sick
    Edit: left out a bit of info so she told me I was working there even though I was in a black hoodie and red leggings and am unemployed

    • @kgenzzz
      @kgenzzz Pƙed 4 lety +6

      uh what

    • @exuberantAndroid
      @exuberantAndroid Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Me: *cunfuzzled noises*
      Karen: I hAvE tHe CoRoNa ViRuS
      Also karen: *tests positive and is 60*

    • @kgenzzz
      @kgenzzz Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Who is she

    • @DJSloth
      @DJSloth Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Cap

    • @DJSloth
      @DJSloth Pƙed 4 lety +4

      that doesn't even make sense bruh

  • @GoroAkechi_Real
    @GoroAkechi_Real Pƙed 4 lety +2

    White person here! I think nobody should be rude to anyone over race. Being rude to POC over skin color is just flat out disgusting.

  • @ZaneEnthusiast
    @ZaneEnthusiast Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I have no idea but when the grandma said “Clearly not, my grandchild are not b*****” I started laughing so much-

  • @Yomim1984
    @Yomim1984 Pƙed 4 lety +14

    Shes 9 months pregnant and still working wtf.

    • @md79melissa
      @md79melissa Pƙed 4 lety +4

      welcome to being pregnant and poor in America I worked until I went into labor if u take the time off u don't get paid and the time counts against the 6 weeks of paternity leave (also unpaid)

    • @keltonreynolds5464
      @keltonreynolds5464 Pƙed 4 lety

      SHE GOT TO PAY THE BILLS

    • @summergbl8611
      @summergbl8611 Pƙed 4 lety

      It's not just poor people that work up till. Many women chose to work until maternity leave.

    • @nobodyimportant9603
      @nobodyimportant9603 Pƙed 4 lety

      My mom was literally on a work call while she was in labor

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Pƙed 2 lety

      and? are you magically supposed to stop at an arbitrary time because some random person says you have to?

  • @leavemealone7200
    @leavemealone7200 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I LOVE THAT GRANDMA 😂

  • @kazmosis5326
    @kazmosis5326 Pƙed 4 lety

    I'm going through A LOT atm and rSlash is helping a lot.Thankyou for your vids, your voice is super lovely (especially when you laugh or puppy bloopers) and I'd 100% adopt you

  • @HelHellhound
    @HelHellhound Pƙed 4 lety +1

    That grandma is a savage! Bless her. God, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @eileithyiakudo460
    @eileithyiakudo460 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I believe I have seen the first story in another youtube channel. But now that I heard it again in rslash's entitled woman voice, I feel completed.

  • @Astronopolis
    @Astronopolis Pƙed 4 lety +15

    "That way that white people laugh when they want other white people to laugh about racism" uh, what?

    • @Gokaes
      @Gokaes Pƙed 4 lety +5

      "That way that white people laugh when they want other white people to laugh about racism"
      i have no idea what that is and have no desire to learn either....

    • @ChucklateChip
      @ChucklateChip Pƙed 4 lety +6

      I think they were being a little too specific but i took it to mean that awkward laughter someone does when they know theyre in the wrong but wont admit it so theyre hoping the laughter makes whatever they said seem "less harsh".

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Pƙed 4 lety +3

      I’ve absolutely heard this laugh from racists. I guess you have to live in an area where racism is prevalent?
      I’ve had people say something really racist, then do this laugh that means that they expect you to say something that agrees with what they just said. It’s incredibly uncomfortable because you don’t know whether to go off on them or just walk away because you’re so disgusted, especially since you’re usually blindsided and not expecting it.
      It’s especially enraging when it’s a family member that does this.

    • @moremoneyfordreadnoughts1100
      @moremoneyfordreadnoughts1100 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@Annie_Annie__ I've heard it, too. But never in a "racist" way.

    • @x0uzumakinaruto0x
      @x0uzumakinaruto0x Pƙed 4 lety +4

      As a white person, I know exactly what they mean. I work retail, and some guy was talking about how he wanted to annihilate all of China (for the virus, their culture, etc.), then laughed exactly how it was described in the post. I just kind stood there straight-faced and didn't say anything.

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I absolutely LOVE that Grandma! "I guess not. My grandchildren are not b**ches." She is priceless! :-D

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 Pƙed 4 lety

    OMG I love your grandma too, she just made me snort my drink out my nose. Lol.

  • @smartaleckduck4135
    @smartaleckduck4135 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I DEMAND THAT YOU MAKE MORE VIDEOS “BECAUSE ITS A PANDEMIC RIGHT NOW”

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Well, I didn't know Ethiopian food was spicy either. Although I love spicy food so maybe I should try it some time.
    At least I'd be able to figure out that the only white person in the restaurant probably wouldn't be working there, on account of most Ethiopians not being white/ginger.

    • @coronastern
      @coronastern Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I once had a chance of trying homemade Ethiopian food. It was a blast! ... If you have the chance and love spices, you NEED to try it!

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye Pƙed 4 lety

      It is very spicy and very good. However, anyone can work anywhere. Best just to ask, "do you work here?"

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 Pƙed 4 lety

      I've only been to 3 Ethiopian places, and their food wasn't spicy to me. But that could be because they were trying to appeal to more people and that's why it wasn't very spicy

  • @barbreid3193
    @barbreid3193 Pƙed 4 lety

    Grandma You're AWESOME!!! I almost spit my coffee across the room.. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Saberbeatsvr
    @Saberbeatsvr Pƙed 4 lety

    The salon story had me crying with laughter. Best grandma ever, she sounds amazing! 😂

  • @BakedSalmonela
    @BakedSalmonela Pƙed 4 lety +8

    "Undocumented immigrants"

  • @lenax9798
    @lenax9798 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Op in the last story:"I beat racism with racism"

    • @izunahosaki6133
      @izunahosaki6133 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      How was that racism?

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels Pƙed 4 lety

      @@izunahosaki6133 - "That condescending laugh white people do, when trying to get other white people to laugh at something racist". Attributing an inherently negative/immoral behaviour/mentality to a group of people on the basis of their race is pretty much the most clear-cut display of racism, except maybe for saying "-blank- race should be exterminated!"

  • @redpillpopper3205
    @redpillpopper3205 Pƙed rokem

    The Grandma story was gold! PURE SOLID GOLD!!!
    AND OP is also gold for being so amazing to her grandma!

  • @RileyWrites2112
    @RileyWrites2112 Pƙed 4 lety

    I love I Don't Work Here Lady stories, would love to see more!

  • @whyamihere6288
    @whyamihere6288 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    This... This i must punch.

  • @BlazeofMercSH
    @BlazeofMercSH Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Yeah coulda slipped the Middle finger at the end of the signing.

  • @lavajackd1223
    @lavajackd1223 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    r/slash, your videos help me do my hw on time because I get too listen to you while doing it. love the content man!

  • @QtNicolie
    @QtNicolie Pƙed 4 lety

    Omg. The grandma story was the best. Still laughing 😂

  • @ducky6936
    @ducky6936 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    EMOJI POLICE !!!!
    I SEE THOSE EMOJIS IN THE TITLE.
    THAT'S A WARNING!!!

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Pƙed 4 lety

      👼 🚔 đŸ‘źâ€â™€ïž

  • @bentownsend9669
    @bentownsend9669 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Hi rSlash, hope you are doing well. Make sure to give yugo lots of treats and belly rubsâœŒđŸŒ

  • @Ajehy
    @Ajehy Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The sign language mom reminds me of the fake sign language scene in “The Court Jester”.
    Awesome 1955 comedy starring Danny Kaye, highly recommend!

  • @christispaidar
    @christispaidar Pƙed 4 lety +1

    i just whatched your videos then i see, new video from you. perfect timing

  • @GreatTheCatLover
    @GreatTheCatLover Pƙed 4 lety +22

    Can we get more r/storiesaboutkevin

  • @envelope2275
    @envelope2275 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    9:51 lmao I just started watching naruto

  • @chrisdevries4712
    @chrisdevries4712 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Love your videos thanks for still postingâ˜ș

  • @jayphoenix9780
    @jayphoenix9780 Pƙed 4 lety

    I've been watching your videos for about a week now and I think I'm pretty addicted! The way these Karen's react once they get repremended is honestly priceless! I think it's a little coincidental though that I actually have a grandma named Karen! But anyway, you are awesome! Live your videos!!!!!

  • @krishaunafisher
    @krishaunafisher Pƙed 4 lety +12

    2 minutes?! I'm early lol. Have a good weekend yall

    • @Onituuru
      @Onituuru Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Thanks man.
      You too.

    • @Ethan-vx4hw
      @Ethan-vx4hw Pƙed 4 lety

      KriShauna Fisher bless you for not spamming “first” and saying something wholesome :)

    • @Princelle
      @Princelle Pƙed 4 lety

      thank u, u too

  • @springdude1165
    @springdude1165 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    First 6 seconds and I'm already annoyed.

  • @plattepuss66
    @plattepuss66 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    The worst part about this entitled mother that left her kids at the school is it is all about her and not her kids.

  • @haveaniceday7142
    @haveaniceday7142 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    The grandma and the pregnant woman with heels are the baddest of baddasses

  • @HeadsetHatGuy
    @HeadsetHatGuy Pƙed 4 lety +4

    how dare you scroll down while the legend is speaking

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Pƙed 4 lety +11

    15:11 That in itself sounds racist. Is op one of those "I'm such a good person for calling white people out on their racism"-people? It just seems disingenuous and more about narcissistic ego than actually wanting to help people...
    Everyone can be a good or bad person regardless of their color, gender, heritage, religion or any other factors except their personality.
    I'm really annoyed by those hypocrites who claim to be against racism but actually just spread racism in another direction

    • @Ya_boi00
      @Ya_boi00 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I know right! So many people don't seem to realise that one can be racist to white people. It's still racism no matter if their white, black, Asian, or anything.

    • @jeddgangman4502
      @jeddgangman4502 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Lorenz Weber how is what she said racist? People look way too hard to try and use the word racist. She just made a generalizing statement

    • @planetbob6703
      @planetbob6703 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@jeddgangman4502 "That laugh that white people do when they try to get other white people to agree to something racist" as if only white people were racist. She's attributing a purely negative attribute (in this case a speciffic laugh) to a speciffic group of people. I'm pretty sure that other population groups have individuals with a condescending attitude and "laugh" too.
      I've never encountered a typically "white" laugh and I've met condescending people of several origins.
      I'm part of a minority myself and I don't think she should be generalising like that.

    • @quicksilverlacey
      @quicksilverlacey Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@planetbob6703 I'm* genuinely asking can white people be considered as being racist to other white people? Cause I don't think I've ever heard of that before

    • @x0uzumakinaruto0x
      @x0uzumakinaruto0x Pƙed 4 lety

      @@planetbob6703 OP is a white person as well, so they are racist against themselves? I mean, I'll be honest, I've heard the laugh as it was described, and mostly from other white people. I am also white, before anyone assumes I'm not.

  • @ellengabel
    @ellengabel Pƙed 3 lety

    The grandma in the salon was so funny!!! đŸ˜…đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

  • @Italktocarrots
    @Italktocarrots Pƙed 4 lety

    THAT GRANDMA i love her, the most amazing story i think you’ve ever featured!

  • @santerilauttanen
    @santerilauttanen Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Didn't you read that first story already. In some older video.

    • @mallicite136
      @mallicite136 Pƙed 4 lety

      No? It’s similar to an old one but it’s corona related so definitely not a repeat 🙄

  • @BattySwallocks
    @BattySwallocks Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Look at these head ads 12 yr olds sayin FiRsT

    • @myballs_itch674
      @myballs_itch674 Pƙed 4 lety

      Omg dude I know you . I saw you dance from the corner

    • @Titoo.1
      @Titoo.1 Pƙed 4 lety

      Petscop 2.5 who even says head ass😂? Let me guess you’re in band?💀

  • @AlexThomson1000
    @AlexThomson1000 Pƙed 4 lety

    What a straight savage that grandma is!!! I literally exlcaimed out loud some noise to that effect when I heard her comebacks!

  • @chrislanglois8275
    @chrislanglois8275 Pƙed 2 lety

    9:00 i couldnt stop laughing as i heard that, i hit rewind to hear it all again just to laugh all over again for another few minutes. XD lmao