r/Idontworkherelady Obey Me Or I'll Have You Fired!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 13. 06. 2020
- r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, an over-dramatic Karen screams at OP as he comes home. He tries to calmly explain that he doesn't even work at this apartment complex, but for some bizarre reason she completely ignores him and continues to spout more insane garbage. He eventually gets fed up with her screaming and tells her off. If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos!
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How's your weekend so far?
I'm great
Good. Yours?
Gud
Amazing, thank you for asking
Good
Groom: "You are allowed to invite only one person with you."
Karen: "The groom personally allowed me to come here with all of my babies!"
Groom: "Who are you?"
no no no, she tried it-
W H E E Z E E E E
@@vaniman8389 thats a haha moment
She was probably crashing the wedding to get her kids free food
I'd have kicked her ass out, because she just tried lying about me to get special treatment.
People like that are toxic and should be banned from all events ever.
shastapurpledaisy Noooooooo, really?
"As a concerned citizen you should!"
"I'm NOT concerned."
Man, guy doesn't give a shit. xD
LOL And I love him for it!
"The dogs have the corona!" đ
Yh he the og for not giving a damn
This lady does realize that dogs BARK, right? They'll bark for pretty much any reason EXCEPT when they're sick.
Man: WhErE aRe ThE dIaBeTiC bRoWnIeS
Me: sorry, this is tech support, we only deal in cookies.
I hate you and love you at the same time
I don't get it
@@DaDumbOne when you go to a website, they use "tracking cookies" to monitor what people do on their site (so that no one's using a job application site to form a new division of ISIS or something like that)
Damn you, you beautiful bastard!
@@eviltoad746 That's sadly a part of it, but cookies are actually a very important part of the internet. Most sites (at least none that track information between pages, including login information) wouldn't work without cookies.
So just saying "cookies are bad" isn't really an informed answer.
Karen: My taxes pay your salary
Cop: *flicks penny at karen*
"Heres your refund"
Karen: "My taxes pay your salary."
Me: And mine pay yours, what's your point? X3
The âmy taxes pay your salaryâ line is just stupid. Everyone pays taxes, and their taxes pay the same thing. You donât get special treatment for doing what everyone else does.
I'm not sure if anyone here is a fan of Ace Attorney: Phoenix Wright, but Op, your comment made me die laughing Imagining Dick Gumshoe as the cop.
Gumshoe gets his salary cut very often.
@@bluestreaker9242 good point, that's how money works. It's like water, if it stays in one place too long it gets stale and is bad for everyone.
*glances at off-shore bank accounts
@@TheWolfie234 OMG! Dick gumshoe! And Edgeworth đđ
Karen: I'm invited by the groom.
ALSO Karen: *didn't know she's talking to the groom*
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Yee shor you were karan
yes, that's exactly what happened
If you are less than welcome make sure to know the groom and bride by sight so you can avoid them.
"I thought you were a mannequin" may be the funniest thing I've heard today.
I read that in the « i thought you were American » voice
I straight up lost it at that part
14:43 for anyone wondering
I've had this happen before too, only difference was the guy worked at the store, I felt bad cuz I'm pretty sure he browned his pants.
Thankfully its not a stone angel statue
The first story:
"Who are you with? I was personally invited by the groom!"
"Well, that's funny because I'm the groom, and I've never met you before"
I'd kick her out just for that. Trying to use status she doesn't even have to bully others. Not cool lady. Not cool.
CB: I'm A FrIEnD oF ThE GroOm
Man: I AM THE GROOM
CB: *Suprised pikachu face*
I am the senate
@@Anonymous-pq8ys not quite
Anonymous your anonymous
"CB"?
EP'
Everybody gangsta till the mannequin moves
Karen: Iâm calling the cops
Karen when the cops actually show up:
: |
Tailcoat Games they just use it to scare people, they donât usually intend to
Karen: i'm calling the cops
Me: please do
Karen: *surprised pikachu face*
LMFAO đđ€Ł
"I don't mannequin here sir"
That story wasn't bad the guy was actually pretty cool.
@@outgoingblur yeah lol
For this to fit with some of the stories on here, he'd have to argue with the guy that he IS a mannequin, and then demand he wear an outfit of the customer's choice so he can see how it looks.
I highly relate to the mannequin story. As a little kid I would stand with the mannequins (that were realistic) and stay really still, then when people were looking I'd move and scare the hell outta them!
A couple friends of mine in high school used to do that deliberately. One had an encounter with a kid and his mother, and my friend would only move when the mother wasn't looking. Freaked. The. Kid. Out.
"I told you she wouldn't believe you."
Mom-eeeeeeeeee!!!!
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber I actually feel kinda bad for the kid, that would've traumatized me for years.
y'all are horrible!! I love you
I relate to it as well. I work as Loss Prevention, and because I have no chair to sit, I will sometimes just lean on the front of the podium I have. At some times, I apparently wasn't moving enough, because when I greeted the customer coming in, they were shocked that I was real.
You are evil but we all do it sooooo is there a club for this? The scary manakins club?
"Isnt it inappropriate to eat food someone else paid for?"
.....but....you're eating food OP paid for....
Karen logic, don't argue with it or a Karen will demand your manager in all your dreams
Yes but the person was a lowly employee. Who cares about them? Or so she thought... btw I donât think that about employees, itâs just what Karenâs probably think
I can sum up this whole reddit in one sentence, "If I worked here I would kick you out."
I mean you can sum up r/idontworkherelady with
"I don't work here lady"
@@LPScarlex R/technicallythetruth >:3
*subreddit ;)
Show me on the r/technicallythetruth post
Siddharth Ray should also have a green circle around his reply
I think the 1st op just didn't want drama at his wedding. Or he's just that chill of a person.
Probably both. That karen was definitely not invited
I think the first story was actually a lesbian couple....
"my wife said to me" dam girl ""
I'd have kicked her out before she starts drama at my wedding
Reverseroll considering they said they were the groom...
@@wta1518 groom can be a female.. I've been to a lesbian wedding where one of the couple were reffered to as the groom.
"I could use a raise and gave them their ticket." If I ever become a cop in the next life, I'm using this.
Yeah that is fucking hilarious
The best I've seen is California highway patrol ticketing a young woman "I thought you didn't ticket pretty girls" the cop responds "no ma'am we don't" and hands her a ticket utter savage
@@NumptyMcGlumpty Literally everyone has that EXACT Sassy Cop Story. You're pretty transparent.
@@etcetera1995 it's dashcam/bodycam footage on CZcams, what I wrote is quoted from the footage
@@etcetera1995 r/Nothingeverhappens
That lady from the last story is so detached from reality if she thinks âweâre going to be busy tonight. What should I do? I know! Iâll call this guy who didnât show up for two years and tell him to come in! What could possibly go wrong?â
Noice 69th like
I f im honest i would keep her number and see if she tries again, just to stir up drama
She probably called every other employee they'd had since OP who had also quit and told all of them to come in at the same time.
I giggled way too much at "I could use a raise"
I work in a different tax-fed environment. My favorite that I've heard a coworker use is "So do I. Guess that means I'm self-employed."
âI thought you were a mannequin.â
I was NOT expecting that! đ€Ł
Can you imagine just how entitled you have to be to believe that someone who quit is going to come in for you?
Further... Can you imagine being so detached from reality youâve failed to notice someone quit working at your establishment, TWO YEARS PRIOR, and still have the nerve to correct them when they tell you as such?
I would have agreed to come in and then not shown up
oH well,lord! Thanks. I donât know why, but since CZcamsâs latest mobile update, any time I go to type a comment, it drops my keyboard down and gives the âKeep typing/discardâ prompt. It does it practically every time I hit space. It also freezes sometimes, so when I go back to fix it, itâll correct but still show up as originally typed. Itâs weird.
A few years ago I got laid off from a job because they "needed to cut down on staff", and then the next weekend they called me asking if I could work because they were short-staffed...
Mori should have asked for double your original pay đ
"I thought you were a mannequin" I lost it.
Ordinary Mo So did I. đ I didnât expect that
I bet if you listen carefully you can hear tiny, rusty gears grinding in these entitled people's head when they're told you don't work there.
It's like: "Hold on... **grind squeak** This is a commoner who obviously works here because I just decided so. But he says he DOESN'T work here... **grind** What does it mean?!... **squeak squeak** Why is everything so complicated?!"
It also smells like bacon as the three brain cells they have start to fry from overuse
Rslash : uploads
Memers: write that down write that down
Last story: Should have shown up with a contract stating you'll work for $67/hr with a minimum of 4 hours paid whether you worked it or not.
âYou need to teach them to fish...â
âOkay, going rate is $700 per person for a half hour, since your so graciously leaving three with me, Iâll offer a discount of $50. I accept cash up front, so when you hand me $2050, Iâll start the timer! Thank you so much for your patronage!â
Citizen: "I pay your salary!"
Cop: "Yes, you pay me to give you a ticket when you break the law. Have a nice day."
The cops pay taxes too, so won't they pay their own salary, thus being self employed.
So True
I feel sorry for those *diabetic brownies*
Some say theyâre still a mystery to us. Some say they have come across the magical objects.
I think you can get diabetic brownies, but only at bloody expensive prices at select health stores
WTH are diabetic brownies, that's so random that a person really wanted brownies that have diabetes lol
Iâve had diabetic cake before.
oH well,lord! Funny, not.
I assume they are sugar free
DUDE!! That "I thought you were a mannequin" story made me ABSOLUTELY lose it in laughter! That was the best one I think!! These stories rock!
No one:
Nobody:
Absolutely no person at all:
Dude: *BROWNIES*
Me
About the story with the dogs supposedly having Corona, dogs are immune to the virus, so they can't be sick with it.
True they arenât as exposed to the virus as humans but they can still be carriers
I wonder if she'd feel the same way about a human being. Probably not.
She probably an anti vaxer
In UK at least 10 cats have tested positive
14:43
I did not expect that at all I canât stop laughing
These people who use the, "I pay your wages" line should realise that the public 'servant' also pays taxes, so is, in effect, paying their own wages too.
7:21 there was no need for apologies, since the story about her stupidity made up on CZcams.
I really hope she receives this video from a friend of hers saying "hey blank didn't you tell me a story of yours similar to this ?"
The best kind of karma
Karan LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
Rslash i am the manager
who tf is Karan?
godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
The last time I was this early, vaccinations were actually appreciated by everyone and everyone wanted them.
wait
*W A I T*
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I didn't know youtube existed in the 1920s-40s
what are we waiting for tho đł
@@settheshallow8913 The true conspiracy
The " my taxes pay your salary" b/s. I was home on leave in 1996 and stopped a a grocery store to buy some flowers to suprise my grandma wearing my class A's when some random guy demanded I help him load something in his truck. I politely walked over and asked him if he was giving me an order to witch I got the "you have to do what I say cause my taxes pay your salary" my response was" sir if you had asked respectfully I would gladly help you but as it stands your NOT my C.O and have a nice day" and I walked away.
The mannequin story has happened to me MANY times!! Including by my own friends at a Halloween party (I was standing close to the snacks eating slowly I guess and they freaked out when I turned to face then they realized I wasnât a very realistic Witch mannequin)
"I pAy yoUr sAlaRy!"
Ok, then how about a raise?
- Cops, military, 911 services, etc.
When you're early for once and can't think of a goddamn joke
then you remember about yourself
(proceeds to cry in corner)
*Big sad* đđ
@wyman1099 wyman *when ho but he mean hi* btw hi
bubblymilk r/IHadAStroke??
I love this subreddit, but maybe just because these "idontworkherelady" scenarios never happened to me
It will someday
I'd love this to happen to me. Im 57, and dont give a shit. Lol. Oh the fun I'd have!
@@wfcoaker1398 You should go to a random store and wear clothing similar to the uniform
@@user-wh5fj6pj6m I've started doing that. Hey, I'm retired, it gives me something to do. Lol. Haven't trapped one yet though.
"I thought you were a mannequin"
I can't stop laughing! Just how still were they standing to get confused for a mannequin!!!
Oh yes, telling someone that they "should be shot" is a Great Idea - until you realize the number of people who legally carry, either openly or concealed. And, if in one of those "Stand Your Ground" places, it might be a good idea to run once the person you're dumb enough to badger starts to makes their own move towards a place where their item might be.
If I was a cop and some moron who needed to be arrested tried the" I pay your salary" line, I'd not say anything, arrest them and then when they are being put into a cell I'd say "take a look at what else your taxes pay for, hope you enjoy it"!!
Nice
I feel employees, especially retail employees need a âfree assault passâ once a year, where they have the right to unleash a holy beat down on some POS entitled person who lays a hand on them and treats them like a slave.
Great start to my weekend, thanks!
what's your loyalty badge supposed to be? An s?
Niff I think itâs the dude perfect loyalty badge
I like to imagine what the court cases would be like. Love the channel, keep up the good work! đ€Łâ€ïž
I busted out laughing when you read out the users name "WhitePeopleLoveRanch." Cus I SERIOUSLY love ranch dressing on almost everything.
This is the earliest I've ever been!
The earliest I've ever been was 25 seconds ĂwĂ
Congrats!
Me too
Last time I was this early
the "last time I was this early joke" didn't exist yet
Same here haha
"Yes master, of course master, anything for you o' great master" BROKE ME
I donât work here I swear
Sir this is a wendys
Yes, you do 6:30 :)
Hi
Flying Pig whatâs up
how dare the plus one invite someone. where do they get off
The mannequin story was pretty funny in a good way.
9:28 I love how OP said "Chew out" right after the guy asked for "diabitic brownies". Nice one.
After listening to the first post, I remember a story my girlfriend told me: She and her siblings were invited to one of their cousins' wedding. It went rather well, until it was time to eat. Apparently some guests invited other people (not just +1's, more like +2 or +3). The food was set exactly for the people who were invited, so my girlfriend and her siblings (who each had their own families) were the ones who didn't get to eat.
I would love to see a I do work here lady
Does anyone feel Rslash is rereading stories he's already read?
Ya i feel like thag sometimes. Like with the diabetic brownies story im pretty sure he already read
Hes too busy bragging about 1 million subs instead of putting out good content
@@kassiaugustine8745 that one I havent heard but the wedding one I've heard 10 million times over
@@G-y_m idk about bragging but he isnt being consistent with new stories
@@G-y_m um there are other channels. You know what, never mind.
2:32
Not only did they show up uninvited, but they had kids in tow, lied about being invited by the groom TO the groom, and were extremely rude when they thought he was staff.
When she asked if it was ok, I would have been like "fuck no, let me show you the exit!"
That story about mistaken-for-a-mannequin was weirdly cute in it's own way. Nice to see a somewhat pleasant encounter in one of these stories, or at least one you can laugh at!
Hey everyone hope youâre having a good day just remember that youâre loved and stay safe
Ty, you too
âWhite people love ranchâ as a white people that loves ranch I feel called out
Same
I laughed a LOT harder than I probably should have when I heard that username
I prefer thousand island.
Paladin Boyd donât know if thatâs a brand or a different sauce or whatever the fuck but hidden valley ranch is supreme
SassySnivy Iâm genuinely surprised how funny people think it is lmao
That one with the guy who though OP was a mannequin was bizarrely wholesome
Karen: "WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER?!"
Mannequin: ...
INB4 "He's already used that lady in the thumbnail!!!!!1!!1!"
Last time I was this early I sill trusted the police
This made me laugh so hard I can't breathe
@@LPScarlex lol
9 years ago, I very briefly ( 2 days) worked for a permanent makeup business where the owner had gigantic fake boobs and terrible plastic surgery which made her look like a man in drag but an obvious one. She walked around munching on food when the rest of us had to eat in the non-existent break-room ( restaurant) . I knew something was amiss when she told me "Its so hard to find good help these days" and "I just fired my brother last week for not working hard enough" during my first day. She gave me about 20 minutes of training and then turned around and referred to me as her "high maintenance employee". Needless to say, I just stopped showing up the next days to follow.
13:03 finally, someone who used the word âmortifiedâ in the correct context in one of these stories. Gold star for you, friend! đđđâ€ïž
I was to put first but i remember i have a brain
When you are early but have nothing to comment.
So you missed the part where he said appropriate instead of inappropriate at 1:13
i have watched your vids for an entire afternoon. just the type of content i needed while locked up
Iâm now binging your few months old r/idontworkherelady.
Bc dang did I MISS YOU.
Pretty sure only reason you magically appeared in my recommendation was bc I was randomly binging âif (blank)/I met a Karenâ animations XD
69 Likes, 26 Comments, 21 views,
*? 100*
Finally one of the firsts on r slash!
No one cares
Gym S I just stated, now I see your mother left you at the age of 3. đ€
@@G-y_m About your opinion on this matter?
@@G-y_m so you took your time to type out that comment
Did you like your own comment, Gym S?
I like how he says if someone came to his wedding he didnât invite her kick them out
We all know he wonât get married
As I watched this, during that story with the fishing, when the lady didnât apologise or anything like that to OP, it reminded me of something. Itâs never okay to not get an apology when someone else accuses you of something that you have no control over, but believe me, itâs even worse when the person yelling at you is your own boss. I used to work at a cafe, it was all right, coworkers was alright, customers wasnât the worst, but my boss.. we never got along. At the end of my time there, I also had another job, where I worked a lot of late nights, and I didnât have my phone on me. So one night my boss texted me asking if I could work the following week, and I kid you not, this woman only gave me one hour, yes one hour before she called me out saying I needed to answer her right away, and also telling me teenagers are lazy (I was 19 at the time) and should be grateful for what we can bring to the community. And I still didnât see these texts for another two hours. When I did, and I got of work, I called her to try to understand how she thought I could be able to be on my phone 24/7, especially since she knew I was working. And this actually made me laugh, but after I asked her, she just hung up.. I tried texting her to call me back, or at least answer my question, but I never got an answer. So I just texted her letting her know that she could expect my resignation the day after. Needles to say, I do not miss that bitch of a boss!
To long didnât read. My boss called me, a teenager, out for not using my phone all the time because I was working at a second job, and called me lazy in the proses. I quit afterwards đBest decision of my life
DoNt LiE wHo HaS bEeN a FaN sInCe [insert whatever] Hand raised emoji*
BtW rEaD mY nAmE
it is a bot that tries to get information search up "Want to be Friends" on CZcams
bubblymilk huh never knew, thanks
Simply Sim1 my first video was the entitled parents video where she ripped OP out of her wheelchair and then tried to run away with it while OP was on the ground screaming
13 views and 52 likes, CZcams is drunk again
its weekend..lett it drink
For the story at the end they should've just said: "Oh, I still work for you? Okay, I quit."
When the man says he thought op was a manikin I laughed so hard that my whole family thought I was going insane
Hey, may you please pin my comment? I have never clicked on a video any quicker! It said 6 seconds ago
My dad whos a cop has had the "I pay your salary" rich people and he just gave them a nickel and said "Theres how much you pay times 5" and gave them their ticket
To be fair to the dude in the last story, if I was browsing clothes, thought someone was a mannequin and then saw them move I'd probably react similiarly.
That mannequin one was kind of wholesome, and I will admit Iâve done that once.
I am a vendor, so I travel from store to store doing things like conducting audits. I have enough "I don't work here" stories to fill this channel for a long time... but I've never been confused with a mannequin. I'm still laughing!
In regards to that last story, I used to work for a small family business in a decorating shop, and I felt that personâs pain on a spiritual level. They act like a corrupt monarchy having a power struggle constantly and the kids in them could get away with murder!
This is the earliest I've been I'm so excited to hear the stories today!
9:48 I love the âwhat yâall daywalkers call Thursdayâ comment, itâs just too funny for me
Honestly, I've been in Primark so many times and almost every time somebody scares the shit outta me, cuz they're just standing there looking like a bloody mannequin, then they move! Primark is the most terrifying place to shop! XD
Ok but when you said "the next post comes from 'white people love ranch'" I laughed way too hard for way too long
The mannequin thing has happened to me too! XD
I was standing still waiting for dad, completely in my own world, when an older lady started to circle me and watching my clothes really close and I thought she was going to get a heartattack when I moved! We had a good laugh about it and she apologized for getting so up in my space haha.
The mannequin one got me good XD
I haven't gotten dizzy from laughing so hard in a long time.
I like to listen to these as I work on suit designs, that one about the "mannequin" had me laughing good enough I had to stop until I could get the image out of my head.... Fing gold lmao
I've heard the "I pay taxes, you work for me" line. I always shot back with "I pay taxes too. So *NO I DON'T WORK FOR YOU!* I'm self employed. I pay my salary".
Can you make a whole compilation of puppy bloopers? I miss those and also they're really funny and cute ngl
The "I thought you were a mannequin" line got me in tears. :'D
That wedding caterer's story...yeesh! This is why I've taught my sons that A. you can tell a lot about a potential partner by how they deal with 'the help,' and B. it only takes a moment to make someone's day miserable, so do the opposite and make them smile.
That mannequin story, I would love for there to be a security footage of that moment! I bet the security officer was pissing themselves with laughter!
The mannequin story was easily the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Really needed the laugh!
âWhere the customer is always wrongâ