r/Idontworkherelady Obey Me Or I'll Have You Fired!

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 13. 06. 2020
  • r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, an over-dramatic Karen screams at OP as he comes home. He tries to calmly explain that he doesn't even work at this apartment complex, but for some bizarre reason she completely ignores him and continues to spout more insane garbage. He eventually gets fed up with her screaming and tells her off. If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +1004

    How's your weekend so far?

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 Pƙed 4 lety +1449

    Groom: "You are allowed to invite only one person with you."
    Karen: "The groom personally allowed me to come here with all of my babies!"
    Groom: "Who are you?"

    • @vaniman8389
      @vaniman8389 Pƙed 4 lety +42

      no no no, she tried it-
      W H E E Z E E E E

    • @cornyclickables3480
      @cornyclickables3480 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@vaniman8389 thats a haha moment

    • @PurpledaisyShasta
      @PurpledaisyShasta Pƙed 4 lety +57

      She was probably crashing the wedding to get her kids free food

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 4 lety +41

      I'd have kicked her ass out, because she just tried lying about me to get special treatment.
      People like that are toxic and should be banned from all events ever.

    • @lottatroublemaker6130
      @lottatroublemaker6130 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      shastapurpledaisy Noooooooo, really?

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 Pƙed 4 lety +410

    "As a concerned citizen you should!"
    "I'm NOT concerned."
    Man, guy doesn't give a shit. xD

    • @fate_clotho9596
      @fate_clotho9596 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      LOL And I love him for it!
      "The dogs have the corona!" 😂

    • @brittneybrat8911
      @brittneybrat8911 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Yh he the og for not giving a damn

    • @MegaNumberXIII
      @MegaNumberXIII Pƙed 3 lety +7

      This lady does realize that dogs BARK, right? They'll bark for pretty much any reason EXCEPT when they're sick.

  • @Chesnutthouse
    @Chesnutthouse Pƙed 4 lety +1603

    Man: WhErE aRe ThE dIaBeTiC bRoWnIeS
    Me: sorry, this is tech support, we only deal in cookies.

    • @Tr1tay
      @Tr1tay Pƙed 4 lety +122

      I hate you and love you at the same time

    • @DaDumbOne
      @DaDumbOne Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I don't get it

    • @eviltoad746
      @eviltoad746 Pƙed 4 lety +59

      @@DaDumbOne when you go to a website, they use "tracking cookies" to monitor what people do on their site (so that no one's using a job application site to form a new division of ISIS or something like that)

    • @jimbobjones9330
      @jimbobjones9330 Pƙed 4 lety +23

      Damn you, you beautiful bastard!

    • @jimbobjones9330
      @jimbobjones9330 Pƙed 4 lety +33

      @@eviltoad746 That's sadly a part of it, but cookies are actually a very important part of the internet. Most sites (at least none that track information between pages, including login information) wouldn't work without cookies.
      So just saying "cookies are bad" isn't really an informed answer.

  • @mangravy2897
    @mangravy2897 Pƙed 4 lety +520

    Karen: My taxes pay your salary
    Cop: *flicks penny at karen*
    "Heres your refund"

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 Pƙed 4 lety +35

      Karen: "My taxes pay your salary."
      Me: And mine pay yours, what's your point? X3

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +31

      The “my taxes pay your salary” line is just stupid. Everyone pays taxes, and their taxes pay the same thing. You don’t get special treatment for doing what everyone else does.

    • @TheWolfie234
      @TheWolfie234 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      I'm not sure if anyone here is a fan of Ace Attorney: Phoenix Wright, but Op, your comment made me die laughing Imagining Dick Gumshoe as the cop.
      Gumshoe gets his salary cut very often.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@bluestreaker9242 good point, that's how money works. It's like water, if it stays in one place too long it gets stale and is bad for everyone.
      *glances at off-shore bank accounts

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@TheWolfie234 OMG! Dick gumshoe! And Edgeworth 💓💕

  • @ladyvallery2881
    @ladyvallery2881 Pƙed 4 lety +736

    Karen: I'm invited by the groom.
    ALSO Karen: *didn't know she's talking to the groom*
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    • @zaney2172
      @zaney2172 Pƙed 4 lety

      Yee shor you were karan

    • @xav7311
      @xav7311 Pƙed 4 lety

      yes, that's exactly what happened

    • @thunderusnight
      @thunderusnight Pƙed 4 lety +15

      If you are less than welcome make sure to know the groom and bride by sight so you can avoid them.

  • @kal9728
    @kal9728 Pƙed 4 lety +2241

    "I thought you were a mannequin" may be the funniest thing I've heard today.

    • @luv.myself.
      @luv.myself. Pƙed 4 lety +103

      I read that in the « i thought you were American » voice

    • @JM-gj1oe
      @JM-gj1oe Pƙed 4 lety +79

      I straight up lost it at that part

    • @KutsugeMindUrmoks
      @KutsugeMindUrmoks Pƙed 4 lety +44

      14:43 for anyone wondering

    • @bikerdude923
      @bikerdude923 Pƙed 4 lety +54

      I've had this happen before too, only difference was the guy worked at the store, I felt bad cuz I'm pretty sure he browned his pants.

    • @dickysatria7268
      @dickysatria7268 Pƙed 4 lety +41

      Thankfully its not a stone angel statue

  • @taproot0619
    @taproot0619 Pƙed 4 lety +296

    The first story:
    "Who are you with? I was personally invited by the groom!"
    "Well, that's funny because I'm the groom, and I've never met you before"
    I'd kick her out just for that. Trying to use status she doesn't even have to bully others. Not cool lady. Not cool.

  • @toriewilson2533
    @toriewilson2533 Pƙed 4 lety +746

    CB: I'm A FrIEnD oF ThE GroOm
    Man: I AM THE GROOM
    CB: *Suprised pikachu face*

  • @garfelon5569
    @garfelon5569 Pƙed 4 lety +232

    Everybody gangsta till the mannequin moves

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames Pƙed 4 lety +777

    Karen: I’m calling the cops
    Karen when the cops actually show up:
    : |

    • @ZoeSoutter
      @ZoeSoutter Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Tailcoat Games they just use it to scare people, they don’t usually intend to

    • @theairaccumulator7144
      @theairaccumulator7144 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      Karen: i'm calling the cops
      Me: please do
      Karen: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @nikkikennedy8728
      @nikkikennedy8728 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      LMFAO đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

  • @BPedo8IGHT
    @BPedo8IGHT Pƙed 4 lety +261

    "I don't mannequin here sir"

    • @outgoingblur
      @outgoingblur Pƙed 4 lety +14

      That story wasn't bad the guy was actually pretty cool.

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@outgoingblur yeah lol

    • @whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927
      @whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      For this to fit with some of the stories on here, he'd have to argue with the guy that he IS a mannequin, and then demand he wear an outfit of the customer's choice so he can see how it looks.

  • @mxganyu369
    @mxganyu369 Pƙed 4 lety +516

    I highly relate to the mannequin story. As a little kid I would stand with the mannequins (that were realistic) and stay really still, then when people were looking I'd move and scare the hell outta them!

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 4 lety +75

      A couple friends of mine in high school used to do that deliberately. One had an encounter with a kid and his mother, and my friend would only move when the mother wasn't looking. Freaked. The. Kid. Out.
      "I told you she wouldn't believe you."
      Mom-eeeeeeeeee!!!!

    • @chikoritapkmnfg7331
      @chikoritapkmnfg7331 Pƙed 4 lety +38

      @@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber I actually feel kinda bad for the kid, that would've traumatized me for years.

    • @powerdream4you
      @powerdream4you Pƙed 4 lety +25

      y'all are horrible!! I love you

    • @Zeekfox
      @Zeekfox Pƙed 4 lety +27

      I relate to it as well. I work as Loss Prevention, and because I have no chair to sit, I will sometimes just lean on the front of the podium I have. At some times, I apparently wasn't moving enough, because when I greeted the customer coming in, they were shocked that I was real.

    • @thewolfoflight5780
      @thewolfoflight5780 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      You are evil but we all do it sooooo is there a club for this? The scary manakins club?

  • @thethreeguineapigwhisperer2531
    @thethreeguineapigwhisperer2531 Pƙed 4 lety +229

    "Isnt it inappropriate to eat food someone else paid for?"
    .....but....you're eating food OP paid for....

    • @dregarforth3054
      @dregarforth3054 Pƙed 4 lety +16

      Karen logic, don't argue with it or a Karen will demand your manager in all your dreams

    • @shoom7103
      @shoom7103 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Yes but the person was a lowly employee. Who cares about them? Or so she thought... btw I don’t think that about employees, it’s just what Karen’s probably think

  • @sarahfennell9152
    @sarahfennell9152 Pƙed 4 lety +407

    I can sum up this whole reddit in one sentence, "If I worked here I would kick you out."

    • @LPScarlex
      @LPScarlex Pƙed 4 lety +14

      I mean you can sum up r/idontworkherelady with
      "I don't work here lady"

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@LPScarlex R/technicallythetruth >:3

    • @ottott7596
      @ottott7596 Pƙed 4 lety

      *subreddit ;)

    • @TheSiddharthRay
      @TheSiddharthRay Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Show me on the r/technicallythetruth post

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Siddharth Ray should also have a green circle around his reply

  • @raidernation7427
    @raidernation7427 Pƙed 4 lety +342

    I think the 1st op just didn't want drama at his wedding. Or he's just that chill of a person.

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 Pƙed 4 lety +29

      Probably both. That karen was definitely not invited

    • @Reverser0ll
      @Reverser0ll Pƙed 4 lety +10

      I think the first story was actually a lesbian couple....
      "my wife said to me" dam girl ""

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 4 lety +3

      I'd have kicked her out before she starts drama at my wedding

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Reverseroll considering they said they were the groom...

    • @Reverser0ll
      @Reverser0ll Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@wta1518 groom can be a female.. I've been to a lesbian wedding where one of the couple were reffered to as the groom.

  • @Dorvin55
    @Dorvin55 Pƙed 4 lety +161

    "I could use a raise and gave them their ticket." If I ever become a cop in the next life, I'm using this.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Yeah that is fucking hilarious

    • @NumptyMcGlumpty
      @NumptyMcGlumpty Pƙed 4 lety +11

      The best I've seen is California highway patrol ticketing a young woman "I thought you didn't ticket pretty girls" the cop responds "no ma'am we don't" and hands her a ticket utter savage

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@NumptyMcGlumpty Literally everyone has that EXACT Sassy Cop Story. You're pretty transparent.

    • @NumptyMcGlumpty
      @NumptyMcGlumpty Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@etcetera1995 it's dashcam/bodycam footage on CZcams, what I wrote is quoted from the footage

    • @iciest.icy.n.icy.rice.1
      @iciest.icy.n.icy.rice.1 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@etcetera1995 r/Nothingeverhappens

  • @moonlighthunter5421
    @moonlighthunter5421 Pƙed 4 lety +182

    That lady from the last story is so detached from reality if she thinks “we’re going to be busy tonight. What should I do? I know! I’ll call this guy who didn’t show up for two years and tell him to come in! What could possibly go wrong?”

    • @robertdowell6066
      @robertdowell6066 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Noice 69th like

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I f im honest i would keep her number and see if she tries again, just to stir up drama

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 Pƙed rokem +1

      She probably called every other employee they'd had since OP who had also quit and told all of them to come in at the same time.

  • @christopherrhodes3228
    @christopherrhodes3228 Pƙed 4 lety +159

    I giggled way too much at "I could use a raise"

    • @natkatmac
      @natkatmac Pƙed 4 lety +5

      I work in a different tax-fed environment. My favorite that I've heard a coworker use is "So do I. Guess that means I'm self-employed."

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann Pƙed 4 lety +47

    “I thought you were a mannequin.”
    I was NOT expecting that! đŸ€Ł

  • @Fizwalker
    @Fizwalker Pƙed 4 lety +160

    Can you imagine just how entitled you have to be to believe that someone who quit is going to come in for you?

    • @ScrewgeMcF_ck
      @ScrewgeMcF_ck Pƙed 4 lety +34

      Further... Can you imagine being so detached from reality you’ve failed to notice someone quit working at your establishment, TWO YEARS PRIOR, and still have the nerve to correct them when they tell you as such?

    • @jallennial
      @jallennial Pƙed 4 lety +11

      I would have agreed to come in and then not shown up

    • @ScrewgeMcF_ck
      @ScrewgeMcF_ck Pƙed 4 lety

      oH well,lord! Thanks. I don’t know why, but since CZcams’s latest mobile update, any time I go to type a comment, it drops my keyboard down and gives the “Keep typing/discard” prompt. It does it practically every time I hit space. It also freezes sometimes, so when I go back to fix it, it’ll correct but still show up as originally typed. It’s weird.

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori Pƙed 4 lety +13

      A few years ago I got laid off from a job because they "needed to cut down on staff", and then the next weekend they called me asking if I could work because they were short-staffed...

    • @ScrewgeMcF_ck
      @ScrewgeMcF_ck Pƙed 4 lety +11

      Mori should have asked for double your original pay 😂

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny Pƙed 4 lety +41

    "I thought you were a mannequin" I lost it.

    • @boyboss3322
      @boyboss3322 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Ordinary Mo So did I. 😂 I didn’t expect that

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 Pƙed 4 lety +40

    I bet if you listen carefully you can hear tiny, rusty gears grinding in these entitled people's head when they're told you don't work there.
    It's like: "Hold on... **grind squeak** This is a commoner who obviously works here because I just decided so. But he says he DOESN'T work here... **grind** What does it mean?!... **squeak squeak** Why is everything so complicated?!"

    • @greenhat8978
      @greenhat8978 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      It also smells like bacon as the three brain cells they have start to fry from overuse

  • @Oldaccount57548
    @Oldaccount57548 Pƙed 4 lety +220

    Rslash : uploads
    Memers: write that down write that down

  • @conneich
    @conneich Pƙed 4 lety +53

    Last story: Should have shown up with a contract stating you'll work for $67/hr with a minimum of 4 hours paid whether you worked it or not.

  • @voxkine9385
    @voxkine9385 Pƙed 4 lety +24

    “You need to teach them to fish...”
    “Okay, going rate is $700 per person for a half hour, since your so graciously leaving three with me, I’ll offer a discount of $50. I accept cash up front, so when you hand me $2050, I’ll start the timer! Thank you so much for your patronage!”

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify Pƙed 4 lety +12

    Citizen: "I pay your salary!"
    Cop: "Yes, you pay me to give you a ticket when you break the law. Have a nice day."

  • @lordshaxx4693
    @lordshaxx4693 Pƙed 4 lety +32

    The cops pay taxes too, so won't they pay their own salary, thus being self employed.

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 Pƙed 4 lety +113

    I feel sorry for those *diabetic brownies*
    Some say they’re still a mystery to us. Some say they have come across the magical objects.

    • @dregarforth3054
      @dregarforth3054 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I think you can get diabetic brownies, but only at bloody expensive prices at select health stores

    • @silversnow3171
      @silversnow3171 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      WTH are diabetic brownies, that's so random that a person really wanted brownies that have diabetes lol

    • @SkylanderDragon
      @SkylanderDragon Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I’ve had diabetic cake before.

    • @SkylanderDragon
      @SkylanderDragon Pƙed 4 lety +4

      oH well,lord! Funny, not.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Pƙed 4 lety +5

      I assume they are sugar free

  • @KururuKRR
    @KururuKRR Pƙed 4 lety +12

    DUDE!! That "I thought you were a mannequin" story made me ABSOLUTELY lose it in laughter! That was the best one I think!! These stories rock!

  • @MissSallyB1
    @MissSallyB1 Pƙed 4 lety +40

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Absolutely no person at all:
    Dude: *BROWNIES*

  • @danielzawiski6245
    @danielzawiski6245 Pƙed 4 lety +67

    About the story with the dogs supposedly having Corona, dogs are immune to the virus, so they can't be sick with it.

  • @catsyrhy662
    @catsyrhy662 Pƙed 4 lety +41

    14:43
    I did not expect that at all I can’t stop laughing

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 Pƙed 4 lety +11

    These people who use the, "I pay your wages" line should realise that the public 'servant' also pays taxes, so is, in effect, paying their own wages too.

  • @Natan-es9ms
    @Natan-es9ms Pƙed 4 lety +36

    7:21 there was no need for apologies, since the story about her stupidity made up on CZcams.
    I really hope she receives this video from a friend of hers saying "hey blank didn't you tell me a story of yours similar to this ?"

  • @zaney2172
    @zaney2172 Pƙed 4 lety +59

    Karan LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
    Rslash i am the manager

    • @TheReal_N-I-F-F
      @TheReal_N-I-F-F Pƙed 4 lety +1

      who tf is Karan?

    • @DraftyJSE
      @DraftyJSE Pƙed 4 lety

      godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  • @kackdackel9170
    @kackdackel9170 Pƙed 4 lety +71

    The last time I was this early, vaccinations were actually appreciated by everyone and everyone wanted them.
    wait

  • @otravis676
    @otravis676 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    The " my taxes pay your salary" b/s. I was home on leave in 1996 and stopped a a grocery store to buy some flowers to suprise my grandma wearing my class A's when some random guy demanded I help him load something in his truck. I politely walked over and asked him if he was giving me an order to witch I got the "you have to do what I say cause my taxes pay your salary" my response was" sir if you had asked respectfully I would gladly help you but as it stands your NOT my C.O and have a nice day" and I walked away.

  • @lizabee7791
    @lizabee7791 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    The mannequin story has happened to me MANY times!! Including by my own friends at a Halloween party (I was standing close to the snacks eating slowly I guess and they freaked out when I turned to face then they realized I wasn’t a very realistic Witch mannequin)

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 4 lety +13

    "I pAy yoUr sAlaRy!"
    Ok, then how about a raise?
    - Cops, military, 911 services, etc.

  • @Anonymous-pq8ys
    @Anonymous-pq8ys Pƙed 4 lety +56

    When you're early for once and can't think of a goddamn joke
    then you remember about yourself
    (proceeds to cry in corner)

    • @soursop8174
      @soursop8174 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      *Big sad* 😔👊

    • @soursop8174
      @soursop8174 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @wyman1099 wyman *when ho but he mean hi* btw hi

    • @mop3246
      @mop3246 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      bubblymilk r/IHadAStroke??

  • @shirothewhitefox378
    @shirothewhitefox378 Pƙed 4 lety +34

    I love this subreddit, but maybe just because these "idontworkherelady" scenarios never happened to me

    • @luismarin9530
      @luismarin9530 Pƙed 4 lety

      It will someday

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I'd love this to happen to me. Im 57, and dont give a shit. Lol. Oh the fun I'd have!

    • @user-wh5fj6pj6m
      @user-wh5fj6pj6m Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@wfcoaker1398 You should go to a random store and wear clothing similar to the uniform

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@user-wh5fj6pj6m I've started doing that. Hey, I'm retired, it gives me something to do. Lol. Haven't trapped one yet though.

  • @GloomyFish
    @GloomyFish Pƙed 4 lety +2

    "I thought you were a mannequin"
    I can't stop laughing! Just how still were they standing to get confused for a mannequin!!!

  • @lockwoan01
    @lockwoan01 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Oh yes, telling someone that they "should be shot" is a Great Idea - until you realize the number of people who legally carry, either openly or concealed. And, if in one of those "Stand Your Ground" places, it might be a good idea to run once the person you're dumb enough to badger starts to makes their own move towards a place where their item might be.

  • @fortawesome1974
    @fortawesome1974 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    If I was a cop and some moron who needed to be arrested tried the" I pay your salary" line, I'd not say anything, arrest them and then when they are being put into a cell I'd say "take a look at what else your taxes pay for, hope you enjoy it"!!

  • @mr.dantastic5073
    @mr.dantastic5073 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    I feel employees, especially retail employees need a “free assault pass” once a year, where they have the right to unleash a holy beat down on some POS entitled person who lays a hand on them and treats them like a slave.

  • @abigailmoore5691
    @abigailmoore5691 Pƙed 4 lety +32

    Great start to my weekend, thanks!

    • @TheReal_N-I-F-F
      @TheReal_N-I-F-F Pƙed 4 lety

      what's your loyalty badge supposed to be? An s?

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 Pƙed 4 lety

      Niff I think it’s the dude perfect loyalty badge

  • @vixxen2_71
    @vixxen2_71 Pƙed 4 lety +16

    I like to imagine what the court cases would be like. Love the channel, keep up the good work! đŸ€Łâ€ïž

  • @BiltmoreGhost
    @BiltmoreGhost Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I busted out laughing when you read out the users name "WhitePeopleLoveRanch." Cus I SERIOUSLY love ranch dressing on almost everything.

  • @SlinkyDragon
    @SlinkyDragon Pƙed 4 lety +29

    This is the earliest I've ever been!

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA Pƙed 4 lety +2

    "Yes master, of course master, anything for you o' great master" BROKE ME

  • @zfo7859
    @zfo7859 Pƙed 4 lety +28

    I don’t work here I swear

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    how dare the plus one invite someone. where do they get off

  • @StrackDrackSDW
    @StrackDrackSDW Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The mannequin story was pretty funny in a good way.

  • @sabiunicorn7407
    @sabiunicorn7407 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    9:28 I love how OP said "Chew out" right after the guy asked for "diabitic brownies". Nice one.

  • @duckz236
    @duckz236 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    After listening to the first post, I remember a story my girlfriend told me: She and her siblings were invited to one of their cousins' wedding. It went rather well, until it was time to eat. Apparently some guests invited other people (not just +1's, more like +2 or +3). The food was set exactly for the people who were invited, so my girlfriend and her siblings (who each had their own families) were the ones who didn't get to eat.

  • @hanalexcranealister6799
    @hanalexcranealister6799 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I would love to see a I do work here lady

  • @nolandavis5699
    @nolandavis5699 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    Does anyone feel Rslash is rereading stories he's already read?

    • @kassiaugustine8745
      @kassiaugustine8745 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Ya i feel like thag sometimes. Like with the diabetic brownies story im pretty sure he already read

    • @G-y_m
      @G-y_m Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Hes too busy bragging about 1 million subs instead of putting out good content

    • @nolandavis5699
      @nolandavis5699 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@kassiaugustine8745 that one I havent heard but the wedding one I've heard 10 million times over

    • @nolandavis5699
      @nolandavis5699 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@G-y_m idk about bragging but he isnt being consistent with new stories

    • @kenyettaready
      @kenyettaready Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@G-y_m um there are other channels. You know what, never mind.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 4 lety +1

    2:32
    Not only did they show up uninvited, but they had kids in tow, lied about being invited by the groom TO the groom, and were extremely rude when they thought he was staff.
    When she asked if it was ok, I would have been like "fuck no, let me show you the exit!"

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe Pƙed 3 lety +1

    That story about mistaken-for-a-mannequin was weirdly cute in it's own way. Nice to see a somewhat pleasant encounter in one of these stories, or at least one you can laugh at!

  • @jujukou698
    @jujukou698 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Hey everyone hope you’re having a good day just remember that you’re loved and stay safe

  • @user-hb1qo8ms5p
    @user-hb1qo8ms5p Pƙed 4 lety +40

    “White people love ranch” as a white people that loves ranch I feel called out

    • @faeangel7649
      @faeangel7649 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Same

    • @BaleetedUser
      @BaleetedUser Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I laughed a LOT harder than I probably should have when I heard that username

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I prefer thousand island.

    • @user-hb1qo8ms5p
      @user-hb1qo8ms5p Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Paladin Boyd don’t know if that’s a brand or a different sauce or whatever the fuck but hidden valley ranch is supreme

    • @user-hb1qo8ms5p
      @user-hb1qo8ms5p Pƙed 4 lety

      SassySnivy I’m genuinely surprised how funny people think it is lmao

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    That one with the guy who though OP was a mannequin was bizarrely wholesome

  • @gatorboymike
    @gatorboymike Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Karen: "WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER?!"
    Mannequin: ...

  • @ItBePatYo
    @ItBePatYo Pƙed 4 lety +4

    INB4 "He's already used that lady in the thumbnail!!!!!1!!1!"

  • @Cymopolia
    @Cymopolia Pƙed 4 lety +21

    Last time I was this early I sill trusted the police

    • @LPScarlex
      @LPScarlex Pƙed 4 lety +2

      This made me laugh so hard I can't breathe

    • @zane2icey39
      @zane2icey39 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@LPScarlex lol

  • @TomTobin67
    @TomTobin67 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    9 years ago, I very briefly ( 2 days) worked for a permanent makeup business where the owner had gigantic fake boobs and terrible plastic surgery which made her look like a man in drag but an obvious one. She walked around munching on food when the rest of us had to eat in the non-existent break-room ( restaurant) . I knew something was amiss when she told me "Its so hard to find good help these days" and "I just fired my brother last week for not working hard enough" during my first day. She gave me about 20 minutes of training and then turned around and referred to me as her "high maintenance employee". Needless to say, I just stopped showing up the next days to follow.

  • @squeakybeak7832
    @squeakybeak7832 Pƙed 3 lety

    13:03 finally, someone who used the word “mortified” in the correct context in one of these stories. Gold star for you, friend! đŸŒŸđŸŒŸđŸŒŸâ€ïž

  • @elpipeishere3850
    @elpipeishere3850 Pƙed 4 lety +19

    I was to put first but i remember i have a brain

  • @zarinsubha8382
    @zarinsubha8382 Pƙed 4 lety +23

    When you are early but have nothing to comment.

    • @danieldiaz4002
      @danieldiaz4002 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      So you missed the part where he said appropriate instead of inappropriate at 1:13

  • @beavenjnr4187
    @beavenjnr4187 Pƙed 4 lety

    i have watched your vids for an entire afternoon. just the type of content i needed while locked up

  • @garrothhogonokami
    @garrothhogonokami Pƙed 3 lety

    I’m now binging your few months old r/idontworkherelady.
    Bc dang did I MISS YOU.
    Pretty sure only reason you magically appeared in my recommendation was bc I was randomly binging “if (blank)/I met a Karen” animations XD

  • @wavybruh5936
    @wavybruh5936 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    69 Likes, 26 Comments, 21 views,
    *? 100*

  • @NarutoUzumaki-kp5dv
    @NarutoUzumaki-kp5dv Pƙed 4 lety +16

    Finally one of the firsts on r slash!

    • @G-y_m
      @G-y_m Pƙed 4 lety +2

      No one cares

    • @NarutoUzumaki-kp5dv
      @NarutoUzumaki-kp5dv Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Gym S I just stated, now I see your mother left you at the age of 3. đŸ€”

    • @maxwellj7299
      @maxwellj7299 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@G-y_m About your opinion on this matter?

    • @settheshallow8913
      @settheshallow8913 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@G-y_m so you took your time to type out that comment

    • @moonlighthunter5421
      @moonlighthunter5421 Pƙed 4 lety

      Did you like your own comment, Gym S?

  • @jaytonayers
    @jaytonayers Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I like how he says if someone came to his wedding he didn’t invite her kick them out
    We all know he won’t get married

  • @amaliehansen3429
    @amaliehansen3429 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    As I watched this, during that story with the fishing, when the lady didn’t apologise or anything like that to OP, it reminded me of something. It’s never okay to not get an apology when someone else accuses you of something that you have no control over, but believe me, it’s even worse when the person yelling at you is your own boss. I used to work at a cafe, it was all right, coworkers was alright, customers wasn’t the worst, but my boss.. we never got along. At the end of my time there, I also had another job, where I worked a lot of late nights, and I didn’t have my phone on me. So one night my boss texted me asking if I could work the following week, and I kid you not, this woman only gave me one hour, yes one hour before she called me out saying I needed to answer her right away, and also telling me teenagers are lazy (I was 19 at the time) and should be grateful for what we can bring to the community. And I still didn’t see these texts for another two hours. When I did, and I got of work, I called her to try to understand how she thought I could be able to be on my phone 24/7, especially since she knew I was working. And this actually made me laugh, but after I asked her, she just hung up.. I tried texting her to call me back, or at least answer my question, but I never got an answer. So I just texted her letting her know that she could expect my resignation the day after. Needles to say, I do not miss that bitch of a boss!
    To long didn’t read. My boss called me, a teenager, out for not using my phone all the time because I was working at a second job, and called me lazy in the proses. I quit afterwards 🙂Best decision of my life

  • @simplysim1346
    @simplysim1346 Pƙed 4 lety +11

    DoNt LiE wHo HaS bEeN a FaN sInCe [insert whatever] Hand raised emoji*
    BtW rEaD mY nAmE

    • @soursop8174
      @soursop8174 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      it is a bot that tries to get information search up "Want to be Friends" on CZcams

    • @Anonymous-vy1xh
      @Anonymous-vy1xh Pƙed 4 lety

      bubblymilk huh never knew, thanks

    • @kaytenn1
      @kaytenn1 Pƙed 4 lety

      Simply Sim1 my first video was the entitled parents video where she ripped OP out of her wheelchair and then tried to run away with it while OP was on the ground screaming

  • @akemiflameborg
    @akemiflameborg Pƙed 4 lety +8

    13 views and 52 likes, CZcams is drunk again

    • @anisyoshi
      @anisyoshi Pƙed 4 lety +1

      its weekend..lett it drink

  • @Cinderpelt09
    @Cinderpelt09 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    For the story at the end they should've just said: "Oh, I still work for you? Okay, I quit."

  • @Rise-wh1gu
    @Rise-wh1gu Pƙed 4 lety +1

    When the man says he thought op was a manikin I laughed so hard that my whole family thought I was going insane

  • @greenclock7423
    @greenclock7423 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Hey, may you please pin my comment? I have never clicked on a video any quicker! It said 6 seconds ago

  • @rrockstar1584
    @rrockstar1584 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    My dad whos a cop has had the "I pay your salary" rich people and he just gave them a nickel and said "Theres how much you pay times 5" and gave them their ticket

  • @DestinyHime
    @DestinyHime Pƙed 4 lety +1

    To be fair to the dude in the last story, if I was browsing clothes, thought someone was a mannequin and then saw them move I'd probably react similiarly.

  • @mochi-changacha9707
    @mochi-changacha9707 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    That mannequin one was kind of wholesome, and I will admit I’ve done that once.

  • @saragerardo6089
    @saragerardo6089 Pƙed 3 lety

    I am a vendor, so I travel from store to store doing things like conducting audits. I have enough "I don't work here" stories to fill this channel for a long time... but I've never been confused with a mannequin. I'm still laughing!

  • @CLBrierley
    @CLBrierley Pƙed rokem

    In regards to that last story, I used to work for a small family business in a decorating shop, and I felt that person’s pain on a spiritual level. They act like a corrupt monarchy having a power struggle constantly and the kids in them could get away with murder!

  • @R4bbitGutz_
    @R4bbitGutz_ Pƙed 4 lety

    This is the earliest I've been I'm so excited to hear the stories today!

  • @MagnusTonitrum117
    @MagnusTonitrum117 Pƙed 4 lety

    9:48 I love the ‘what y’all daywalkers call Thursday’ comment, it’s just too funny for me

  • @dregarforth3054
    @dregarforth3054 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Honestly, I've been in Primark so many times and almost every time somebody scares the shit outta me, cuz they're just standing there looking like a bloody mannequin, then they move! Primark is the most terrifying place to shop! XD

  • @justdenks
    @justdenks Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Ok but when you said "the next post comes from 'white people love ranch'" I laughed way too hard for way too long

  • @kiratheusagiisworkshop5266

    The mannequin thing has happened to me too! XD
    I was standing still waiting for dad, completely in my own world, when an older lady started to circle me and watching my clothes really close and I thought she was going to get a heartattack when I moved! We had a good laugh about it and she apologized for getting so up in my space haha.

  • @GamingHole
    @GamingHole Pƙed 4 lety

    The mannequin one got me good XD
    I haven't gotten dizzy from laughing so hard in a long time.

  • @BatMoto
    @BatMoto Pƙed 4 lety

    I like to listen to these as I work on suit designs, that one about the "mannequin" had me laughing good enough I had to stop until I could get the image out of my head.... Fing gold lmao

  • @zamiel3
    @zamiel3 Pƙed 4 lety

    I've heard the "I pay taxes, you work for me" line. I always shot back with "I pay taxes too. So *NO I DON'T WORK FOR YOU!* I'm self employed. I pay my salary".

  • @kat-vu7ej
    @kat-vu7ej Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Can you make a whole compilation of puppy bloopers? I miss those and also they're really funny and cute ngl

  • @mayc.9091
    @mayc.9091 Pƙed 4 lety

    The "I thought you were a mannequin" line got me in tears. :'D

  • @ex-navyspook
    @ex-navyspook Pƙed rokem

    That wedding caterer's story...yeesh! This is why I've taught my sons that A. you can tell a lot about a potential partner by how they deal with 'the help,' and B. it only takes a moment to make someone's day miserable, so do the opposite and make them smile.

  • @segachildstarspawn2624
    @segachildstarspawn2624 Pƙed 3 lety

    That mannequin story, I would love for there to be a security footage of that moment! I bet the security officer was pissing themselves with laughter!

  • @97dusk
    @97dusk Pƙed 4 lety

    The mannequin story was easily the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Really needed the laugh!

  • @grandadmiralmanatee
    @grandadmiralmanatee Pƙed 3 lety +1

    “Where the customer is always wrong”