The first time you mentioned your birthday was on November 16th a few months back I put it in my calendar and told myself that I was going to be the first one to comment happy birthday when you posted the video for that day
When my son was little, I referred to him as “mini man.” One day, I walked up to the checkout with my groceries and he was lollygagging behind me. I yelled, “Get your butt over here, mini man!” To my utter embarrassment, the bagger who walked up to pack my groceries was a little person. He did not have an amused look on his face. I wanted to shrink and disappear into the cracks of the tile floor.
I actually find it incredibly annoying and disengaging. One of my biggest pet peeves is being interrupted, including what I'm listening to or watching being interrupted. Interrupting himself, especially when he then completely starts over and does it again multiple times, is torturous.
@@Richard_Nickerson For some reason I found it funny this time, but I get what you’re saying. If it happened all the time, I’d probably be annoyed too!
When I heard the OP say they like singing, my immediate response was “Nooooo! Have you no idea how obsessed the Japanese are with karaoke?! You just dug your own grave, buddy...”
So fun medical fact, the poster that passed out on the toilet from straining, was because they basically applied too much pressure to a nerve that runs through the body, and distinctly runs down to the anus. This nerve has a fun little interface with the heart, lungs and digestive tract and applying pressure to the nerve, which OP did by straining, can slow your heart rate down....A LOT! This nerve is called the Vagus nerve, known as the tenth cranial nerve and the response is known as Vasovagal syncope. Doctors will sometimes do this when an infant is born and it's heart rate is very (dangerously) high, by Appling pressure to the nerve through the anus to slow down the heart rate. Basically OP forced a poop so hard, he made his heart nope out for a moment.
I worked in a nursing home and we had a lady who was 100 and she would strain to hard on the toilet and she almost died multiple times I have to say I have never been so scared to let a resident use the bathroom before in my life
@@Starfloofle because evolution is trial and error. And quite often iffy stuff slips past "quality control" .......... or maybe it is helpful in someway....or once was.
@@Starfloofle in this case, this nerve helps control large sections of your parasympathetic nervous system which is basically your "rest and digest" nervous system, basically activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation. This is the compliment to the sympathetic nervous system, which is responsible for stimulating activities associated with the fight-or-flight response. In a way as Random happened to mentioned this is probably a result of evolution. Allowing fewer nerve bundles (technically the Vegus nerve is a pair of nerves, we just commonly refer to it as one) to handles certain reactions in a way simplifies the duties of that particular section of the nervous system. Understand that is largely a over simplification because in reality the nervous systems job as a whole is VERY complicated and really even this part of nerves has off shoots of smaller and smaller bundles to handle individual task. Our body has a lot of long nerves, but they all break apart into much smaller and smaller sections to do various things. Of course all it takes is triggering a response in one of the larger nerves sections to really "wreak havoc" sometimes.
In middle school, my social studies teacher asked us "Why does Saudi Arabia ban the color red on Valentine's Day?" I raised my hand and asked, "Who's Saudi Arabia?" The entire class groaned, and said "Oh, God, no!" The teacher said I should've waited until after class to ask that. One kid did stick up for me, saying I shouldn't be ashamed of asking a legit question. Still...
How is that embarrassing? Your asking a question....not everyone knows about saudia Arabia at such a young age. For a teacher to tell you you should have waited is so dumb that teacher isn't doing their job right.
My parents were brilliant... .my birthday is right before Christmas, my mom didn't want to risk people not showing up (since I am on the spectrum - that fear was in the forefront of her mind) so she instead pushed my party back a week and a half and would have it on new year's eve and had the invitations that the parents got state that they could drop off their other kids too, and that it would be overnight..... so other parents saw it as babysitting on a hard night to get babysitters, and for just the cost of a toy per kid they were dropping off. I always had packed birthdays back when I was a kid because mom was brilliant.
I was sick one new years, but I went to a party anyway, and never had a drop of alcohol. I made bank by driving everyone home that night. They got door to door service when they wanted it, and didn't have to wait hours for a cab.
rSlash, I love how you get cracked up on some of these stories. Most Reddit Readers are more mechanical sounding. Never laughing or mostly no emotions, but you, YOU have a very infectious laugh! I love listening to your channel!!!!
I haven't laughed that much, that hard or that long in a very long time. By the 3rd story, I was doubled over, tears running down my cheeks. When the video was over, I decided I wanted to comment and thank you, but instead I began to read the comments below - and completely lost it again!. Thank you, rSlash and thank you commenters. You made my day!
Back when the last solar eclipse was visible in the West Coast US, I was standing outside my apartment building observing with appropriate equipment. My next door neighbor was out on her balcony doing the same. She asked me a question and I enthusiastically responded, only to hear a person I did not see on the balcony respond. I melted back into my apartment and did not emerge again.
I feel the graduation thing. My grandparents worked hard to throw me one at a nearby church. Since my grandfather's best friend's wife worked at the church, we were allowed to have it in the basement. Only a few of my family members, who were actually our nextdoor neighbors, came. None of my friends showed up... Not a single one of them, but I had gone to theirs.
My embarrassing story is the exact same as yours, rslash. Was out with a girl and a group of friends at a smoke lounge and all the other times I had hung out with this girl, I was very outgoing and talkative, but this particular night, my brain could not formulate words to save my life and the longer I stayed quiet the more awkward the situation became and I could fully realize what was happening. It was a train wreck happening right before my eyes and I couldn't stop it. I knew how to, but I was just frozen and couldn't do anything. All the things I was saying never actually left my mouth and I just thought of the responses. Needless to say, that basically ruined things with that girl 😅
This is the perfect time to pull a total Chad move and say, "Missus Teacher, judging from the lack of participation, I don't think these kids are familiar with this particular tune. So I'd like to sing another instead:" and then belt out a Christmas song so obscure that virtually nobody on Earth knows the lyrics. _Good King Wenceslas looked out_ _On the Feast of Stephen_ _When the snow lay round about_ _Deep and crisp and even_ _Brightly shone the moon that night_ _Though the frost was cruel_ _When a poor man came in sight_ _Gathering winter fuel_ _Hither, page, and stand by me,_ _If thou knowst it, telling_ _Yonder peasant, who is he?_ _Where and what his dwelling?_ _Sire, he lives a good league hence,_ _Underneath the mountain_ _Right against the forest fence_ _By Saint Agnes fountain._
When I was going through menopause, I had a similar moment to the OP in the bathroom stall. Only my moment took place at my desk! Before stopping altogether, my periods became erratic and HEAVY. One day I'm at my desk and IT came over to do something to my company laptop. I pushed myself back in my chair to roll out of the way and triggered a HUGE gush of warm liquid that went up my back. I knew exactly what happened, but had to sit there as if nothing were wrong while my laptop was worked on. When I was finally able to go to the restroom to clean up, I realized there was no way I could do it at work. Thank God I worked in an office full of women! My boss understood and let me go home to clean up and change clothes. That was an adventure too, as my puzzled adult son was home and had to grab my change of clothes for me as I washed up in the bathroom. I'm so glad I don't have to deal with periods anymore.
I couldn't figure out why women always portrayed as sad or upset about menopause. I was like. No more aunty flo 1 to 2 times a month? Count me in! Thankfully the hot flashes went away and the night sweats. But the weird food craving hasn't. I lost both ovaries to huge cysts and when I was 36. I had 2 kids and boom in less than 6 months I went from normal to full on menopause cuz there were no ovaries left after the second one burst. My dr saud the weird food craving is a hormonal imbalance and not every one gets it. Its as bad as when i was pregnant. Its been peaches this week. But last month its been salmon from sushi to baked to teriyaki lol.
My parents took me to a petting zoo when I was 3 and I was at that tactile stage in development, where I wanted to see If my finger would fit in various places. My parents never let me live it down, and somewhere in the world there’s a petting zoo goat in intense therapy
@@littlebudd thanks! It’s regrettably a true story too. My Babcia (grandma) kept these hankies in her purse and began viciously wiping my offending finger, and yelling at me in Polish. “No! Kochanie! Paskudny!” (No, sweetheart, that’s nasty). 🤣
Hmmm I’m not sure, he wasn’t very clear about that. Lol On a serious note though, I should have little reason to forget when his bday is as it’s only a few days after mine.
So my ex and I were passionately hugging in the shower. I slipped and bonked my head on the shower wall and suffered a concussion, so he drove me to the nearest emergency room. And who’s the attending physician?? My Dad!!
3 kinds of embarrassing moments 1. You can joke about it to anyone 2. You can joke about it to people unrelated to the event 3. You can’t joke about it at all and it haunts you til this day(my embarrassing moment is this one) CZcams has an embarrassing story, my watch history says every video I’ve watched today, I’ve only watch the first like 1-5% of it.
You left out 4) You hope to God everyone else has forgotten it and live in fear that someone will mention it someday because you will have to change your name and leave the country.
@@condorboss3339 I though that was included in 3, well I didn’t think about it at all, but this is also my embarrassing story that no one will ever know of, and if mentioned I will jump off a bridge
My embarrassing story was this- so for context, I'm in a culinary arts class. My whole class is in the kitchen and we're making risotto, and my dumb ass forgot the layout of the ENTIRE KITCHEN. I was just standing there panicking because I didn't remember where anything is, and I was stuttering too badly to ask someone. Eventually my teacher noticed and just told me to help with cleaning dishes for the rest of class. Feels like a brick to the face every time I remember it.
In one of my years in high school, there's a new girl that just got transferred to my school, and she was gorgeous. There are a couple seats empty in the classroom, but after she introduced herself, she chose the empty seat right next to me. I really wanted to get to know her immediately, but so are the other kids around us, so the teacher told us to be quiet. Me, being a nerd, pulled out my TI calculator, change the setting in the graph so I can draw with the pixels, and proceed to write a note asking her out. I tried to give it to her subtly, but instead the calculator slipped from my hand, and smacked her on the arm. She was upset because I can tell that it hurts, she grabbed the calculator, and proceed to give it to the teacher. Everyone immediately knows that it's my calculator because apparently, nobody else was nerdy enough to bring their TI calculator to the classroom, let alone being able to do more than just calculations. My teacher doesn't know it was mine and without looking at the screen, proceed to flip the calculator so the front row could see the screen, and before he could ask whose calculator was this, the whole front row were roaring with laughter. The new girl was too far to be able to see the screen so she was confused, but I'm already buried my own face underneath my hoodie until the laughter subsides. Luckily, the teacher was cool enough not to roast me, silent the room, and continue teaching. The stifling laughter lasted for one whole semester and I forever lost my chance to ask her out...
I threw sand in a teachers face thinking it was like a snowball. I was like 5 but still can’t forget it and feel awful I even screamed “SANDBALL” when I threw it
I managed to do way worse I think. When I was 14, I told a girl friend of mine showed me showed me a picture of her biological parents ( she was adopted) while we were talking and I wanted to ask if it was nice to have met them but my dumb self said " Was it to see your REAL parents?". My friends made me notice that 4 hours later after school and that memory makes me want to turn back time to slap myself.
Rslash, I “dated” a guy in middle school who didn’t say a word to me the entire year of 8th grade that we were “dating”. Not a single word, he’d text me while sitting next to me. Don’t feel bad about your hour 😅
What I love about puppy bloopers is rslash reaction, he's not mad because it's not his dog's fault for making sound, it's a dog. If you have the same attitude with your kid you'll be a great dad
Reminds me of when my grandma caught our stove on fire and my sister and I ran outside without shirts on because it was hot inside. Man, am I glad that neither of us were developed up there yet, because our little friend group game over eventually, and two of the three in it were boys.
I have so many embarrassing moments but this one has to be unique: 40 years ago in Central Florida, I was a senior in high school. My favorite class was architectural drafting. This was in the days before CAD, so everything was drawn by hand on paper and if you wanted a copy of it, you ran it through a large blueprint machine. This gadget was probably 6 feet tall, printed copies of our work in 3 foot sheets and reeked of ammonia. Towards the end of the school year, our school library would host an electives day, where sophomores and juniors would visit different tables to see what elective classes had to offer to help them decide what they wanted to take in the next year. There were tables for home economics, photography, sports, cheerleading, languages, debate, you name it. I was the golden boy for my class, a straight A student in drafting and the teacher asked if I would set up a table for the class. I said I would be happy to do it and we wheeled that huge copier into the library so that I could run sample blueprint copies off for the students to take. It was a pretty easy job and students took a great deal of interest in the class, so I spent much of my time making copies as students requested them. Now remember that I said that the machine smelled of ammonia. That is because part of the printing process involves small drops of ammonia slowly being drawn through a tube into the machine from a plastic gallon bottle sitting next to it. As I am handing out blueprints, after a while I noticed two things; the blueprints are coming out much wetter than normal and my nose is beginning to burn severely. I don’t know what is going on, but all of a sudden people are starting to gag and have trouble breathing. I look to the machine and notice that either I or someone else has knocked the ammonia bottle over, and streams of the foul liquid are being drawn into the machine and the gas was being blown out of its cooling fans. I immediately inform my librarian of what is going on. She makes an announcement that we have an ammonia leak, and that the entire library needs to be evacuated. The fire department is called and we rush everyone out of the library. I had quickly shut down the machine and righted the bottle, but the fumigation was in full force. I’m running around seeing what I can do, when I realize I am the only person left in the library! The librarian walks back in and yells for me to get out. I do so just as the fire department arrives. They set up gigantic fans to blow the fumes out of the building and within about 30 minutes, you would’ve never known there had been any sort of a leak there. There was no damage and no one was hurt, but l was so embarrassed. I felt that I had let down the librarian (who was a good friend), my teacher (who was a great teacher) and my friends and other students. My librarian calmed me down and told me it was an accident, and although it was certainly unique, it was not my fault. Surprisingly, none of the other students held it against me, even though sometimes I was a pariah in my school. However, the incident did get mentioned on the local news and became a bit of a legend because probably never in history has a school library ever been gassed by ammonia.
This reminds me of the time I kissed a girl on the school bus on the hand like a "prince charming". I was very young at the time so i didn't know better. This constantly keeps me up at night
Hearing r/Slash laugh made me laugh out loud. My husband, sister, nephew, and our two dogs all looked at me like, oh she finally lost her last marble. That was until I had them listen to the stories and r/Slash's infectious laugh. They completely understood and laughed along with me.
I handed a kid's menu to a grown-ass little man. Everyone at the table, including him laughed, but I came back with an adult menu, red-faced. He told me to leave the crayons and kid's menu, too. Still cringe. I mean, he even had facial hair!
@@A.n0neeM0usee reminds me of "Bob Ross" and his most used phrase "just a happy little accident" but hey if op can laugh about it then it´s ok, everyone makes misstake´s no one is perfect.
The good thing is he laughed about it. Same thing kinda happened to me. I have a baby face and a very casual style (think jeans and a t-shirt). For my mom's birthday the year we turned eighteen, my twin brother and I took her to a restaurant. The waitress handed my mom and my brother the adults' menu, looked at me, and asked me if I wanted a menu for "big girls". We laughed and I showed her my ID, which showed that, despite looking 13, I was indeed an adult.
Your puppy blooper brought back a childhood memory of our sheltie who would habitually stand next to a wall, wagging her tail, thumping it against the wall.
Mom was hemming up a dress for me, and I was in my nightgown underneath. We were in the living room where my dad and brother were watching TV. My mom told me that she was done hemming up my dress, and pulled it off. The embarrassing part was she somehow grabbed the hem of my nightgown as well, and as I was telling her that she was pulling off my nightgown, off it goes right in front of my dad and my brother. The second most embarrassing thing that happened to me was getting fitted for my 8th grade formal dress. My brother was showing me a computer game, and my mom was making where the button holes in the back would go because it was a lace up. I was holding the front because it was a strapless dress. My mom told me that she wanted to see the fit of the dress when my arms are down. I mentioned that the back was still open, and I wasn't sure if the front would stand on it's own. Mom told me to put my arms down, and I did. The top of the dress started to fall l, and I grabbed it before my brother got a full view of my As. I wanted to sink through the floor.
The way my brain works, I obsess over every single conversation I have with everyone throughout the day. As such I pick up embarrassing memories all the time. The normal people I have these moments with probably don’t even remember most of the conversation. The only good thing about all these moments is I forget most of them pretty quickly. However, some seemingly innocuous moments will stay with me for years.
Oh wow, your birthday is the day before my late ex boyfriend's birthday. Our son was born on October 17th. So it's special for me because him and his father's birthdays are one month apart. I also know so many people whose birthdays are in November.
@@treehugger0241 you can Count forward 3 months, just saying. And yes most people are valentine's day babies. My bf was born November 13th, when do you think his parents banged? I can think of 7 people off the top of my head, not including rslash. Lol both my parents are November, my dad the beginning and my mom at the end.
So once the bus stopped at a red light, thing is, my stop was on the other side of the crossroad. It was dark so I couldn’t tell, and I shouted “you must open the door!” Two guys sat by the bus door I practically stood upon and said “uh i think we’re just on a red light” I was obviously a little embarrassed, but laughed it off. “Yeah I figured that out just a little too late” I said, and the guy replied “yeah you’re not the first guy who’s done this”. Real nice guy. I chuckled and answers “Yeah i guess this happened to everyone from time to time” however it was the comment from the other guy after this that the situations awkward again. He looks me dead in the face and says “no this doesn’t happen to me” with this wired expression. Then he continued to play Pokémon go.
YAAAY!!! Puppy Bloopers!!! Oh, my heart relates SO much to SO many of these! The latest humiliation for me deals with a) Not having a gall bladder, which means extreme rushing to get to a toilet. Think sugar-free Haribo Gummy bears. b) being in a wheelchair and having to transfer from chair to toilet. ... And c) Wet and slippery bathroom counter that I was trying to use as a handhold to transfer. I managed to get ready to transfer, grabbed the counter, and lifted myself up only to have my hand slip throwing me headfirst into the tub, and all ability to keep my abdominal muscles tight was lost... And that is how I was found. Slung over the side of the tub, barebutt pointed skyward, and a geyser that rivaled Old Faithful redecorating the bathroom. Did I happen to mention that we had the family over for Thanksgiving and everyone wanted to check on me leaving my very sweet and softspoken wife to suddenly turn into a Drill Sargent ordering everyone to "STAY AWAY!" saving me from even more embarrassment.
10:16 When an rSlash video includes a personal story: *"A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!"* Also, at 7:04 OP should've just started singing *"Can I put ma balls in yo jaws"*
The first interview I ever had was for college, I wasn't expecting the question "What do you think you will enjoy the most about working in childcare?" I panicked and said "I think I will really enjoy doing P.E with the children" then for some reason repeated it, adding to the creepy vibes.
The birthday story: for everyone birthday in my family I would make my family members favorite meal or bake something. But one year for my birthday my grandpa made one of my favorite meals he knows I like. (Smothered pork chops, mashed potatoes and string beans) My cousins came over after school and along with my brothers ate the entire meal from me. Leaving me with nothing to eat. I went to bed hungry on my 16th birthday.
I was at a birthday party, and one of my friends had really long hair at the time. For some reason, a couple of us decided to do a group moustache selfie using her hair. Right after the picture was taken, and without time to get her hair off my lip, I suddenly sneezed. I wanted to sink into the ground and never come back up again...
"Finally, the pain ends." Because Yugo decided you had suffered enough and came to your rescue. Also, my birthday is 2 days before RSlash on November 14. I'm not expecting any well wishes, juat thought it was a cool coincidence.
"This is a story I have never told a single human being" > proceed to tell 287,000 people who have seen this video.... I guess this is the virtual version of "just rip the band-aid off" 😆
I work in a busy operating room. Back in the 90s I was late 20s and was working in a theatre where a really good looking surgeon was operating. So setting the scene : back then men’s wallets were huge and heavy due to the cheque books being stuffed into them. So half way through the procedure I hear “ Sam, can you take my scrub bottoms off me please as they are hanging around my knees”. So here I am , on my hands and knees reaching up this simply gorgeous surgeon’s legs pulling his trousers off. I crawled out with the pinkest face ever recorded. My colleagues still ribbed me about this for years after. After 30 years in the job now it’s quite normal to remove surgeons scrubs during surgery. Apparently it is more comfortable and actually cooler. We just have to gently remind them to put them back on before they remove their gown. I have to say this has never happened to me. I just use my instruments to clip them to my gown. TLDR I removed a surgeons scrub bottoms during surgery. PS he was my theatre “eye candy”
When I had my first day at elementary school we had this big celebration and part of that was us coming up to a huge stage, so the principal called every first grader on stage to shake our hands and welcome us. He called my last name up to stage, so naturally I went up, except that the girl he called on stage had my last name but not my first name and it wasn't me. To make things worse I went up and told him: "My name isn't that! My name is Sophie!"
Not me, but my friend. She was going to work, in this blouse that had two parts of fabric in the front, cascading over her chest, and an open back, because of which she didn’t wear a bra. Well, since it was a nice weather, she drove to work on her moped. It was around eight, nine in the morning, quite warm. So, she was driving along, enjoying the slight breeze and the warm morning sunshine, when there were two boys, frozen, staring at her as she passed them by. She waved at them, thinking that they might know her, but then a moment later she noticed the fabric of the blouse opened and flapped around her naked breasts. She spend the rest of her drive holding the corners of fabric together with her teeth. I don’t think she ever wore that blouse again.
When I was in elementary school we had a baseball themed play. One of the songs was a play about hitting a grand slam, i was to be one of the people swinging the bat. I swing really hard, bat flies out of my hand, you could hear it slicing through the air, and smacks my friend directly in the nuts. I laughed my ass off while getting screamed at by the music teacher. Best play ever
I love the awkward work poop stories because my work is so the extreme opposite. I'll be at the counter and my coworker will call me from the bathroom saying the pasta has upset her bowel so she's gonna be on the toilet taking a dump, call if I need her XD
I must say Rslash, my favorite moments are when you laugh. It's so contagious! I laughed so much. Happy early birthday in case I forget to do it later ^^
Bruh rslash’s embarrassing story is basically just me my entire life. At least 70% of my interactions have been someone talking and me responding with nodding or yeah or uh huh
Only one person showed up to my birthday when I turned twelve. I was a bit of a rude kid back then, so I kind of blamed my mom for it. I mean, she was organizing parties with themes still, when I just wanted a regular party. She insisted there be a theme, and back then I didn't have a choice, she did everything for me. She picked out the theme of American Girl because I liked that for a time. ONE GIRL from my class showed up. My other friend told me that my classmates all showed up when I was eleven because they felt sorry for me. From thirteen on, I never invited anyone to my birthdays except family, and I was much happier with that.
What's your embarrassing story?
Where do i start
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I thought my brothers went through my purse, they didn’t
No. Just no.
FIRST OF 4 TO TEXT YAY!!!! X^3
Rslash: “My birthday on Nov 16, the Nov 16 specifically designed for my birthday. Rslash birthday. Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”
I read this in Cronk's voice
Oh sheot, I share a b'day with rslash. Lol
The first time you mentioned your birthday was on November 16th a few months back I put it in my calendar and told myself that I was going to be the first one to comment happy birthday when you posted the video for that day
@@lawsti2253 Same here!
I too share a birthday with r slash lol
When my son was little, I referred to him as “mini man.” One day, I walked up to the checkout with my groceries and he was lollygagging behind me. I yelled, “Get your butt over here, mini man!” To my utter embarrassment, the bagger who walked up to pack my groceries was a little person. He did not have an amused look on his face. I wanted to shrink and disappear into the cracks of the tile floor.
NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!
Oh God.. that's awful.
I would have totally word vomited to him saying that's what I call my son if I was in your shoes
Wow
OH NO- 😭
Cue Rachel Green’s iconic “Noooooooooooo!!!!”
Oh my god, I can’t stop laughing 😂 I’m sorry that happened, but at the same time, that’s absolutely hilarious 😂😂
I love how we've gotten to listen to Yugo grow up. You can tell he's bigger by the sound of his footsteps. Even how his bark is a little lower pitch.
He is going from little pupper to full grown bork doggo.
@@paxhumana2015 *bork*
@@paxhumana2015 q
There's something about Rslash getting the giggles while trying to read that's just ridiculously contagious.
When he’s reading about the oily poop. It’s like he’s a 12-year old boy again. I was laughing because of his laugh! 😂
@@iheargeese same here I am laughing like a mad guy at 4am
I actually find it incredibly annoying and disengaging. One of my biggest pet peeves is being interrupted, including what I'm listening to or watching being interrupted. Interrupting himself, especially when he then completely starts over and does it again multiple times, is torturous.
@Ross With No Sauce
Everyone's allowed to comment their opinion without commentary unless it disagrees, huh? 🙄
But go on, I guess.
@@Richard_Nickerson For some reason I found it funny this time, but I get what you’re saying. If it happened all the time, I’d probably be annoyed too!
OP: Talks about how they had to sing alone to their class.
Me: I don't think the teacher understood what CHOIR means because that's a SOLO.
Lol that was horrible
I would have sang never gonna give you up I BET you all of them would have sang along
@@casualcalamity185 LMAO
When I heard the OP say they like singing, my immediate response was “Nooooo! Have you no idea how obsessed the Japanese are with karaoke?! You just dug your own grave, buddy...”
I think the teacher did understand but was expecting the students to join
So fun medical fact, the poster that passed out on the toilet from straining, was because they basically applied too much pressure to a nerve that runs through the body, and distinctly runs down to the anus. This nerve has a fun little interface with the heart, lungs and digestive tract and applying pressure to the nerve, which OP did by straining, can slow your heart rate down....A LOT!
This nerve is called the Vagus nerve, known as the tenth cranial nerve and the response is known as Vasovagal syncope.
Doctors will sometimes do this when an infant is born and it's heart rate is very (dangerously) high, by Appling pressure to the nerve through the anus to slow down the heart rate.
Basically OP forced a poop so hard, he made his heart nope out for a moment.
why is anatomy so what-the-fuck-y with stretching across bizarrely long areas and having weird interactions with all of them... lol
Whaaaat?!😵
I worked in a nursing home and we had a lady who was 100 and she would strain to hard on the toilet and she almost died multiple times I have to say I have never been so scared to let a resident use the bathroom before in my life
@@Starfloofle because evolution is trial and error. And quite often iffy stuff slips past "quality control" .......... or maybe it is helpful in someway....or once was.
@@Starfloofle in this case, this nerve helps control large sections of your parasympathetic nervous system which is basically your "rest and digest" nervous system, basically activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation.
This is the compliment to the sympathetic nervous system, which is responsible for stimulating activities associated with the fight-or-flight response.
In a way as Random happened to mentioned this is probably a result of evolution. Allowing fewer nerve bundles (technically the Vegus nerve is a pair of nerves, we just commonly refer to it as one) to handles certain reactions in a way simplifies the duties of that particular section of the nervous system.
Understand that is largely a over simplification because in reality the nervous systems job as a whole is VERY complicated and really even this part of nerves has off shoots of smaller and smaller bundles to handle individual task.
Our body has a lot of long nerves, but they all break apart into much smaller and smaller sections to do various things. Of course all it takes is triggering a response in one of the larger nerves sections to really "wreak havoc" sometimes.
In middle school, my social studies teacher asked us "Why does Saudi Arabia ban the color red on Valentine's Day?" I raised my hand and asked, "Who's Saudi Arabia?" The entire class groaned, and said "Oh, God, no!" The teacher said I should've waited until after class to ask that. One kid did stick up for me, saying I shouldn't be ashamed of asking a legit question. Still...
@Webtoons I thought the country Saudi Arabia was a person.
The thing is Saudi Arabia doesn’t even ban the red color on valentines day 😭 we just don’t celebrate it thats all😭
How is that embarrassing? Your asking a question....not everyone knows about saudia Arabia at such a young age. For a teacher to tell you you should have waited is so dumb that teacher isn't doing their job right.
Wait since when did we ban the color red lol
That's cute!
My parents were brilliant... .my birthday is right before Christmas, my mom didn't want to risk people not showing up (since I am on the spectrum - that fear was in the forefront of her mind) so she instead pushed my party back a week and a half and would have it on new year's eve and had the invitations that the parents got state that they could drop off their other kids too, and that it would be overnight..... so other parents saw it as babysitting on a hard night to get babysitters, and for just the cost of a toy per kid they were dropping off. I always had packed birthdays back when I was a kid because mom was brilliant.
THE BESTEST OF MOMS!
GENUIS! SHES A FREAKING GENUIS!
That is SUPER GENIUS!! Way to go mom!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I was sick one new years, but I went to a party anyway, and never had a drop of alcohol. I made bank by driving everyone home that night. They got door to door service when they wanted it, and didn't have to wait hours for a cab.
@@GOGOSLIFE smart
I get the kinda feeling that rSlash is hinting at him wanting us to wish him a happy birthday on November 16, which happens to be his birthday
Nah I think he wants us too say nothing at all that day
Really?? Are you sure?
Perhaps
I don’t know about that one chief
I don't knnnnoooowww are you shuuurrreee.
rSlash, I love how you get cracked up on some of these stories. Most Reddit Readers are more mechanical sounding. Never laughing or mostly no emotions, but you, YOU have a very infectious laugh! I love listening to your channel!!!!
That's my favorite part of r/slash's channel.
I want a compilation of rSlash getting tickled at what he is reading.
@@shannonp1656 That would be AWESOME!!
rSlash: “November 16 is my birthday, so wish me happy birthday!”
Me: “hmm, yes. What’s on November 16 again?”
Just another day.
Oh thats my friends birthday to (I AM NOT CALLING RSLASH MY FRIEND I MEAN FRIEND FRIEND--)
yep gonna need constant remembers as to what is on november 16th XD
The flip flop story is hysterical. Laughed so hard I woke up my sleeping dog!
I love hearing Yugo's tail just *slap slap slap slap* cuz he's SO HAPPY to be with his dad!
Also my dog 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
I haven't laughed that much, that hard or that long in a very long time. By the 3rd story, I was doubled over, tears running down my cheeks. When the video was over, I decided I wanted to comment and thank you, but instead I began to read the comments below - and completely lost it again!. Thank you, rSlash and thank you commenters. You made my day!
Me while listening to all the embarrassing stories: "The second hand embarrassment is strong with this one."
Back when the last solar eclipse was visible in the West Coast US, I was standing outside my apartment building observing with appropriate equipment. My next door neighbor was out on her balcony doing the same. She asked me a question and I enthusiastically responded, only to hear a person I did not see on the balcony respond. I melted back into my apartment and did not emerge again.
i love how he is laughing and when he stops he just says "oh i love my job" it was hilarious
I feel the graduation thing. My grandparents worked hard to throw me one at a nearby church. Since my grandfather's best friend's wife worked at the church, we were allowed to have it in the basement. Only a few of my family members, who were actually our nextdoor neighbors, came. None of my friends showed up... Not a single one of them, but I had gone to theirs.
I swear to god RSlash has the best laugh on CZcams.
it's definitely in the top 10
Mentally Mitch wants to know your location
Not really
I live for Rslash’s LOLs
@@maieen2665 who’s is better? I’d like to hear it!
Awwww. Remember when Yugo’s bark was that cute high pitched puppy bark? He sounds so grown up now!
My embarrassing story is the exact same as yours, rslash. Was out with a girl and a group of friends at a smoke lounge and all the other times I had hung out with this girl, I was very outgoing and talkative, but this particular night, my brain could not formulate words to save my life and the longer I stayed quiet the more awkward the situation became and I could fully realize what was happening. It was a train wreck happening right before my eyes and I couldn't stop it. I knew how to, but I was just frozen and couldn't do anything. All the things I was saying never actually left my mouth and I just thought of the responses. Needless to say, that basically ruined things with that girl 😅
Smoking what?
@@Richard_Nickerson toilet paper
rslash: Time for me to share with you MY most embarrassing story.
CZcams: Time for ME to show you an unskippable ad
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It happened to me tooooo
I got third hand embarrassment by Rslash just readjng these stories. Especially that Rudolph the red nosed reindeer story😳😳😳😳
the instant that mic got shoved in my face I'd jump out the window like a spiderman.
This is the perfect time to pull a total Chad move and say, "Missus Teacher, judging from the lack of participation, I don't think these kids are familiar with this particular tune. So I'd like to sing another instead:" and then belt out a Christmas song so obscure that virtually nobody on Earth knows the lyrics.
_Good King Wenceslas looked out_
_On the Feast of Stephen_
_When the snow lay round about_
_Deep and crisp and even_
_Brightly shone the moon that night_
_Though the frost was cruel_
_When a poor man came in sight_
_Gathering winter fuel_
_Hither, page, and stand by me,_
_If thou knowst it, telling_
_Yonder peasant, who is he?_
_Where and what his dwelling?_
_Sire, he lives a good league hence,_
_Underneath the mountain_
_Right against the forest fence_
_By Saint Agnes fountain._
@@Wendy_O._Koopa i know this song 😆. I'm a huge The big bang theory fan. Sheldon sang it beautifully 😂🤣🤣🤣
“Finally the pain ends… hey puppy!” That doesn’t seem like a puppy blooper to me 😂
When I was going through menopause, I had a similar moment to the OP in the bathroom stall. Only my moment took place at my desk!
Before stopping altogether, my periods became erratic and HEAVY. One day I'm at my desk and IT came over to do something to my company laptop. I pushed myself back in my chair to roll out of the way and triggered a HUGE gush of warm liquid that went up my back. I knew exactly what happened, but had to sit there as if nothing were wrong while my laptop was worked on.
When I was finally able to go to the restroom to clean up, I realized there was no way I could do it at work. Thank God I worked in an office full of women! My boss understood and let me go home to clean up and change clothes. That was an adventure too, as my puzzled adult son was home and had to grab my change of clothes for me as I washed up in the bathroom.
I'm so glad I don't have to deal with periods anymore.
Oh my god don't tell me that'll happen to me too
I couldn't figure out why women always portrayed as sad or upset about menopause. I was like. No more aunty flo 1 to 2 times a month? Count me in!
Thankfully the hot flashes went away and the night sweats.
But the weird food craving hasn't.
I lost both ovaries to huge cysts and when I was 36. I had 2 kids and boom in less than 6 months I went from normal to full on menopause cuz there were no ovaries left after the second one burst.
My dr saud the weird food craving is a hormonal imbalance and not every one gets it. Its as bad as when i was pregnant. Its been peaches this week. But last month its been salmon from sushi to baked to teriyaki lol.
My parents took me to a petting zoo when I was 3 and I was at that tactile stage in development, where I wanted to see If my finger would fit in various places. My parents never let me live it down, and somewhere in the world there’s a petting zoo goat in intense therapy
🤣🤣
This should have more likes, it's written very well.
@@littlebudd thanks! It’s regrettably a true story too. My Babcia (grandma) kept these hankies in her purse and began viciously wiping my offending finger, and yelling at me in Polish. “No! Kochanie! Paskudny!” (No, sweetheart, that’s nasty). 🤣
@@harmdizzle1979 Haha! Poor goat 🤣
... when's rSlash's birthday again?
Also, the Christmas sing-a-long story was painful to read; poor OP :/
Hmmm I’m not sure, he wasn’t very clear about that. Lol
On a serious note though, I should have little reason to forget when his bday is as it’s only a few days after mine.
It’s November 16th.
I think it was november 15, surely can't be november 16
It’s 16 of November
When I heard him say it I thought wow 15 days after my birthday!
I can’t wait for RslashBadybloopers “then this Karen comes up to me- DAD!!! I’m done poopin!!!”
So my ex and I were passionately hugging in the shower. I slipped and bonked my head on the shower wall and suffered a concussion, so he drove me to the nearest emergency room. And who’s the attending physician?? My Dad!!
Good grief lol
I’ve heard passionately hugging in the shower isn’t that great cause the water can cause irritating friction
@@tricdaddy316 It’s pretty lame lol
@@lillyvaughn5398 I’ve never done it on a shower, but I suppose if the moment is there you might as well try it
Oh no.... hopefully you were over 18 when this happened.
Did i really just start crying for how comforting r/slash's laugh was to me? Genuinely, you may never know it but you've helped me so much
3 kinds of embarrassing moments
1. You can joke about it to anyone
2. You can joke about it to people unrelated to the event
3. You can’t joke about it at all and it haunts you til this day(my embarrassing moment is this one)
CZcams has an embarrassing story, my watch history says every video I’ve watched today, I’ve only watch the first like 1-5% of it.
You left out 4) You hope to God everyone else has forgotten it and live in fear that someone will mention it someday because you will have to change your name and leave the country.
@@condorboss3339 I though that was included in 3, well I didn’t think about it at all, but this is also my embarrassing story that no one will ever know of, and if mentioned I will jump off a bridge
I love hearing Rslash laugh, it's just so genuine and makes me giggle along sometimes. :3
Imagine if God came down and said:
*it's Zesus Christ, not Jesus Christ!*
XD
God be like: Thy fucketh you holes in hell, if you sayeth my name wrong.
@Not RickRoll👇 stop advertising a random crappy channel
Zezus sounds pretty drunk.
🌩🌩🌩IT'S JESUS
My embarrassing story was this- so for context, I'm in a culinary arts class. My whole class is in the kitchen and we're making risotto, and my dumb ass forgot the layout of the ENTIRE KITCHEN. I was just standing there panicking because I didn't remember where anything is, and I was stuttering too badly to ask someone. Eventually my teacher noticed and just told me to help with cleaning dishes for the rest of class. Feels like a brick to the face every time I remember it.
My favorite videos are the ones when rslash laughs a lot while recording. It always makes me laugh twice as hard
In one of my years in high school, there's a new girl that just got transferred to my school, and she was gorgeous. There are a couple seats empty in the classroom, but after she introduced herself, she chose the empty seat right next to me. I really wanted to get to know her immediately, but so are the other kids around us, so the teacher told us to be quiet. Me, being a nerd, pulled out my TI calculator, change the setting in the graph so I can draw with the pixels, and proceed to write a note asking her out. I tried to give it to her subtly, but instead the calculator slipped from my hand, and smacked her on the arm. She was upset because I can tell that it hurts, she grabbed the calculator, and proceed to give it to the teacher. Everyone immediately knows that it's my calculator because apparently, nobody else was nerdy enough to bring their TI calculator to the classroom, let alone being able to do more than just calculations. My teacher doesn't know it was mine and without looking at the screen, proceed to flip the calculator so the front row could see the screen, and before he could ask whose calculator was this, the whole front row were roaring with laughter. The new girl was too far to be able to see the screen so she was confused, but I'm already buried my own face underneath my hoodie until the laughter subsides. Luckily, the teacher was cool enough not to roast me, silent the room, and continue teaching. The stifling laughter lasted for one whole semester and I forever lost my chance to ask her out...
I'd want to get my nuts kicked instead of living through the pain you lived through
I threw sand in a teachers face thinking it was like a snowball. I was like 5 but still can’t forget it and feel awful
I even screamed “SANDBALL” when I threw it
I managed to do way worse I think. When I was 14, I told a girl friend of mine showed me showed me a picture of her biological parents ( she was adopted) while we were talking and I wanted to ask if it was nice to have met them but my dumb self said " Was it to see your REAL parents?". My friends made me notice that 4 hours later after school and that memory makes me want to turn back time to slap myself.
@@smashrosa8111 ooh damn…
I felt that embarrassment pain physically dude
I love when Rslash gets all giggly! It makes me laugh even harder 🤣
Rslash, I “dated” a guy in middle school who didn’t say a word to me the entire year of 8th grade that we were “dating”. Not a single word, he’d text me while sitting next to me.
Don’t feel bad about your hour 😅
Puppy bloopers are the best.
"Finally the pain ends. Hi dog!" Is the best way to describe it.
Glad we get puppy bloopers. They always make my dogs exited
Mine are the same when Yugo barks, they join in.
"Finally the pain ends. Hey puppy!"
Relatable.
Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it
What I love about puppy bloopers is rslash reaction, he's not mad because it's not his dog's fault for making sound, it's a dog. If you have the same attitude with your kid you'll be a great dad
Reminds me of when my grandma caught our stove on fire and my sister and I ran outside without shirts on because it was hot inside. Man, am I glad that neither of us were developed up there yet, because our little friend group game over eventually, and two of the three in it were boys.
Now we all know that rslash knows how it feels to be like the rest of us ... sounds like an average interaction to an introvert
Oh wow not going to be hard to remember Rslash’s birthday, his is the day after my fiancé’s birthday! You’ll definitely get a happy birthday from me!!
Wife's bday is the 15th also. Never forget
Your fiancé shares my sister's birthday
I have so many embarrassing moments but this one has to be unique:
40 years ago in Central Florida, I was a senior in high school. My favorite class was architectural drafting. This was in the days before CAD, so everything was drawn by hand on paper and if you wanted a copy of it, you ran it through a large blueprint machine. This gadget was probably 6 feet tall, printed copies of our work in 3 foot sheets and reeked of ammonia.
Towards the end of the school year, our school library would host an electives day, where sophomores and juniors would visit different tables to see what elective classes had to offer to help them decide what they wanted to take in the next year. There were tables for home economics, photography, sports, cheerleading, languages, debate, you name it. I was the golden boy for my class, a straight A student in drafting and the teacher asked if I would set up a table for the class. I said I would be happy to do it and we wheeled that huge copier into the library so that I could run sample blueprint copies off for the students to take. It was a pretty easy job and students took a great deal of interest in the class, so I spent much of my time making copies as students requested them.
Now remember that I said that the machine smelled of ammonia. That is because part of the printing process involves small drops of ammonia slowly being drawn through a tube into the machine from a plastic gallon bottle sitting next to it.
As I am handing out blueprints, after a while I noticed two things; the blueprints are coming out much wetter than normal and my nose is beginning to burn severely. I don’t know what is going on, but all of a sudden people are starting to gag and have trouble breathing. I look to the machine and notice that either I or someone else has knocked the ammonia bottle over, and streams of the foul liquid are being drawn into the machine and the gas was being blown out of its cooling fans.
I immediately inform my librarian of what is going on. She makes an announcement that we have an ammonia leak, and that the entire library needs to be evacuated. The fire department is called and we rush everyone out of the library. I had quickly shut down the machine and righted the bottle, but the fumigation was in full force.
I’m running around seeing what I can do, when I realize I am the only person left in the library! The librarian walks back in and yells for me to get out. I do so just as the fire department arrives. They set up gigantic fans to blow the fumes out of the building and within about 30 minutes, you would’ve never known there had been any sort of a leak there. There was no damage and no one was hurt, but l was so embarrassed. I felt that I had let down the librarian (who was a good friend), my teacher (who was a great teacher) and my friends and other students.
My librarian calmed me down and told me it was an accident, and although it was certainly unique, it was not my fault. Surprisingly, none of the other students held it against me, even though sometimes I was a pariah in my school. However, the incident did get mentioned on the local news and became a bit of a legend because probably never in history has a school library ever been gassed by ammonia.
Damn 😮
This reminds me of the time I kissed a girl on the school bus on the hand like a "prince charming". I was very young at the time so i didn't know better. This constantly keeps me up at night
But that's so adorable! Never change pls
@@A.Y1616 that's what everyone else said too which is reassuring. I make sure i never change lol
A date did that to me well into adulthood. It was very sincere but I also really wanted to wipe the spit off my hand.
Hearing r/Slash laugh made me laugh out loud. My husband, sister, nephew, and our two dogs all looked at me like, oh she finally lost her last marble. That was until I had them listen to the stories and r/Slash's infectious laugh. They completely understood and laughed along with me.
I make my husband listen to them as well..made him stop on the way out to the kitchen to hear Zesus story just now
@@dravont73 I had my husband listen to the story about the poor guy who passed out on the toilet. I feel bad for laughing as much as we did.
I handed a kid's menu to a grown-ass little man. Everyone at the table, including him laughed, but I came back with an adult menu, red-faced. He told me to leave the crayons and kid's menu, too.
Still cringe. I mean, he even had facial hair!
It's ok, just a little mistake.
@@A.n0neeM0usee reminds me of "Bob Ross" and his most used phrase "just a happy little accident" but hey if op can laugh about it then it´s ok, everyone makes
misstake´s no one is perfect.
@@A.n0neeM0usee I just got it, lol. Took me a second. He was really cool about it. I just still remember it 16 years later.
The good thing is he laughed about it.
Same thing kinda happened to me. I have a baby face and a very casual style (think jeans and a t-shirt). For my mom's birthday the year we turned eighteen, my twin brother and I took her to a restaurant. The waitress handed my mom and my brother the adults' menu, looked at me, and asked me if I wanted a menu for "big girls". We laughed and I showed her my ID, which showed that, despite looking 13, I was indeed an adult.
PUPPY BLOOPERS IS BACK. YEA. Also rslash not being able to get words out while laughing will always be the funniest
Rslash being subtle about what he wants on Nov 16th, his birthday
That choir OP died inside so much that it had to take an Infinite 1-UP trick from SMB1 to explain how much.
I’m already dying from the second hand embarrassment
Your puppy blooper brought back a childhood memory of our sheltie who would habitually stand next to a wall, wagging her tail, thumping it against the wall.
Mom was hemming up a dress for me, and I was in my nightgown underneath. We were in the living room where my dad and brother were watching TV. My mom told me that she was done hemming up my dress, and pulled it off. The embarrassing part was she somehow grabbed the hem of my nightgown as well, and as I was telling her that she was pulling off my nightgown, off it goes right in front of my dad and my brother. The second most embarrassing thing that happened to me was getting fitted for my 8th grade formal dress. My brother was showing me a computer game, and my mom was making where the button holes in the back would go because it was a lace up. I was holding the front because it was a strapless dress. My mom told me that she wanted to see the fit of the dress when my arms are down. I mentioned that the back was still open, and I wasn't sure if the front would stand on it's own. Mom told me to put my arms down, and I did. The top of the dress started to fall l, and I grabbed it before my brother got a full view of my As. I wanted to sink through the floor.
The way my brain works, I obsess over every single conversation I have with everyone throughout the day. As such I pick up embarrassing memories all the time. The normal people I have these moments with probably don’t even remember most of the conversation. The only good thing about all these moments is I forget most of them pretty quickly. However, some seemingly innocuous moments will stay with me for years.
Yup, same unfortunately! It's tough out here.
"My God, I love my job"
- Rslash
Oh wow, your birthday is the day before my late ex boyfriend's birthday. Our son was born on October 17th. So it's special for me because him and his father's birthdays are one month apart.
I also know so many people whose birthdays are in November.
Count backwards 9 months from mid-november. What holiday is that?
@@treehugger0241 you can Count forward 3 months, just saying. And yes most people are valentine's day babies. My bf was born November 13th, when do you think his parents banged?
I can think of 7 people off the top of my head, not including rslash. Lol both my parents are November, my dad the beginning and my mom at the end.
Why is his laughter so CONTAGIOUS!?
So once the bus stopped at a red light, thing is, my stop was on the other side of the crossroad. It was dark so I couldn’t tell, and I shouted “you must open the door!”
Two guys sat by the bus door I practically stood upon and said “uh i think we’re just on a red light” I was obviously a little embarrassed, but laughed it off. “Yeah I figured that out just a little too late” I said, and the guy replied “yeah you’re not the first guy who’s done this”. Real nice guy. I chuckled and answers “Yeah i guess this happened to everyone from time to time” however it was the comment from the other guy after this that the situations awkward again.
He looks me dead in the face and says “no this doesn’t happen to me” with this wired expression. Then he continued to play Pokémon go.
YAAAY!!! Puppy Bloopers!!!
Oh, my heart relates SO much to SO many of these! The latest humiliation for me deals with a) Not having a gall bladder, which means extreme rushing to get to a toilet. Think sugar-free Haribo Gummy bears. b) being in a wheelchair and having to transfer from chair to toilet. ... And c) Wet and slippery bathroom counter that I was trying to use as a handhold to transfer.
I managed to get ready to transfer, grabbed the counter, and lifted myself up only to have my hand slip throwing me headfirst into the tub, and all ability to keep my abdominal muscles tight was lost... And that is how I was found. Slung over the side of the tub, barebutt pointed skyward, and a geyser that rivaled Old Faithful redecorating the bathroom. Did I happen to mention that we had the family over for Thanksgiving and everyone wanted to check on me leaving my very sweet and softspoken wife to suddenly turn into a Drill Sargent ordering everyone to "STAY AWAY!" saving me from even more embarrassment.
THE BEST WIFE!
@@A.Y1616 - You betcha!!! Since 86!
10:16 When an rSlash video includes a personal story:
*"A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!"*
Also, at 7:04 OP should've just started singing *"Can I put ma balls in yo jaws"*
The first interview I ever had was for college, I wasn't expecting the question "What do you think you will enjoy the most about working in childcare?" I panicked and said "I think I will really enjoy doing P.E with the children" then for some reason repeated it, adding to the creepy vibes.
This is hilarious 😂
The birthday story: for everyone birthday in my family I would make my family members favorite meal or bake something. But one year for my birthday my grandpa made one of my favorite meals he knows I like. (Smothered pork chops, mashed potatoes and string beans) My cousins came over after school and along with my brothers ate the entire meal from me. Leaving me with nothing to eat. I went to bed hungry on my 16th birthday.
Awwww, you poor thing! :( I'm sorry that happened to you.
Bruh. I would be FURIOUS
I wouldn't talk to those family members for a whole year.
That sucks
Oh no!!! Did you get a second dinner party at any point?
Always love when Rslash can't stop laughing.
Todays quote: "Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice." Wayne Dyer
@Not RickRoll👇 stop
Is it bad that the most embarrassing moment of rSlash's life LITERALLY happens to me on a daily basis....
If it is I'm right there with you 😶
First day of sophomore year, we were introducing ourselves and I forgot my name. I said “it’s starts with a C”. It doesn’t. My face was soo flushed
I was at a birthday party, and one of my friends had really long hair at the time. For some reason, a couple of us decided to do a group moustache selfie using her hair. Right after the picture was taken, and without time to get her hair off my lip, I suddenly sneezed. I wanted to sink into the ground and never come back up again...
"Finally, the pain ends." Because Yugo decided you had suffered enough and came to your rescue.
Also, my birthday is 2 days before RSlash on November 14. I'm not expecting any well wishes, juat thought it was a cool coincidence.
Yo we have the same birthday!
~NeoBlade
@@DewCrewGamingYT Hey birthday twin!
"This is a story I have never told a single human being" > proceed to tell 287,000 people who have seen this video.... I guess this is the virtual version of "just rip the band-aid off" 😆
When r/slash was talking about his embarrassing story all I was thinking was “life regrets and questioning with r/slash and friends” 😂
I work in a busy operating room. Back in the 90s I was late 20s and was working in a theatre where a really good looking surgeon was operating. So setting the scene : back then men’s wallets were huge and heavy due to the cheque books being stuffed into them. So half way through the procedure I hear “ Sam, can you take my scrub bottoms off me please as they are hanging around my knees”. So here I am , on my hands and knees reaching up this simply gorgeous surgeon’s legs pulling his trousers off. I crawled out with the pinkest face ever recorded. My colleagues still ribbed me about this for years after. After 30 years in the job now it’s quite normal to remove surgeons scrubs during surgery. Apparently it is more comfortable and actually cooler. We just have to gently remind them to put them back on before they remove their gown. I have to say this has never happened to me. I just use my instruments to clip them to my gown. TLDR I removed a surgeons scrub bottoms during surgery. PS he was my theatre “eye candy”
i feel like the ending was more of an r/DabneyBlooper lol.
When I had my first day at elementary school we had this big celebration and part of that was us coming up to a huge stage, so the principal called every first grader on stage to shake our hands and welcome us. He called my last name up to stage, so naturally I went up, except that the girl he called on stage had my last name but not my first name and it wasn't me. To make things worse I went up and told him: "My name isn't that! My name is Sophie!"
Not me, but my friend. She was going to work, in this blouse that had two parts of fabric in the front, cascading over her chest, and an open back, because of which she didn’t wear a bra. Well, since it was a nice weather, she drove to work on her moped. It was around eight, nine in the morning, quite warm.
So, she was driving along, enjoying the slight breeze and the warm morning sunshine, when there were two boys, frozen, staring at her as she passed them by. She waved at them, thinking that they might know her, but then a moment later she noticed the fabric of the blouse opened and flapped around her naked breasts. She spend the rest of her drive holding the corners of fabric together with her teeth. I don’t think she ever wore that blouse again.
"Twig and berries" - now that's one I hadn't heard before! ;-)
29 seconds! A new clicking record! Yes!
When rSlash laughs....you know it's going to be good.
Day 205 of telling him he's making everyone day better
i laughed so hard there with that oil story hahahaha "it probably didnt even touch the sides" lol
"Finally the pain ends... Hey puppy!" XD
When your reaction is "oh you poor thing" but cannot stop the tears and laughter.
When I was in elementary school we had a baseball themed play. One of the songs was a play about hitting a grand slam, i was to be one of the people swinging the bat. I swing really hard, bat flies out of my hand, you could hear it slicing through the air, and smacks my friend directly in the nuts. I laughed my ass off while getting screamed at by the music teacher. Best play ever
My favorite part of these videos is the part where you're laughing so much you can barely continue :)
Best part: " FINALLY the pain ends...Hi puppy!" Like I totally agree with that sentence xD
I love the awkward work poop stories because my work is so the extreme opposite. I'll be at the counter and my coworker will call me from the bathroom saying the pasta has upset her bowel so she's gonna be on the toilet taking a dump, call if I need her XD
I must say Rslash, my favorite moments are when you laugh. It's so contagious! I laughed so much. Happy early birthday in case I forget to do it later ^^
That laughter over the poop jokes really got me!
Bruh rslash’s embarrassing story is basically just me my entire life. At least 70% of my interactions have been someone talking and me responding with nodding or yeah or uh huh
Puppy bloopers!!! Oh thank you!!!! I just love it when you laugh and play with Yugo! It always makes me smile! Thank you!
Only one person showed up to my birthday when I turned twelve. I was a bit of a rude kid back then, so I kind of blamed my mom for it. I mean, she was organizing parties with themes still, when I just wanted a regular party. She insisted there be a theme, and back then I didn't have a choice, she did everything for me. She picked out the theme of American Girl because I liked that for a time. ONE GIRL from my class showed up. My other friend told me that my classmates all showed up when I was eleven because they felt sorry for me. From thirteen on, I never invited anyone to my birthdays except family, and I was much happier with that.
I don’t even have my family’s birthdays on my calendar, but you bet your ass I’m putting in Rslash’s
I would die for a video of just puppy bloopers! I love your normal videos but you and your puppy are just so cute!!
The choir story could have also easily been posted in the TIFU category, but I'm glad it was posted under that question.
What a brutal nightmare!
When you start laughing as you read I know these stories are good. 😂
16:43 my god that guy must've been waiting SO LONG for someone to say that so he could come back with that. it's fucking perfect holy hell