r/Tifu By Buying a DNA Kit For My Boyfriend's Family
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 7. 11. 2020
- r/Tifu In today's episode, OP thought it would be fun to buy a DNA test for her boyfriend. Well, it turns out that her boyfriend isn't related to his dad... which means that his mom cheated! This leads to the boyfriend looking for his real biological father and finding a lot more than he bargained for. If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!
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What would you do if you found out your parent wasn't actually your parent?
Well, guess I'll die. đ€·ââïž
They still cared for me and made me feel loved
The answer differs depending on the parent...
id be okay with it ngl. id want answers but id still love them as if they were my bio parent/parents
Depends
"There's a policy that people in relationships can't work in the same location."
OP, I hope ya report that cheating ex and the boss~
So True Lol
And turn into malicious compliance / pro revenge đđ
That was my exact thought! I immediately would have reported them if my SO did that to me
Yeah, the at will stuff in Texas is a thing BUT OP has proof that he was singled out. THAT is illegal. OP needs to go to a lawyer.
@@iris5678 i mean, to be honest, when anything happens at all, lawyer up.
Imagine being like :
âHey! I got you a gift for your birthday!â
âWhat is it?â
âI got you an entire new familyâ
Surprise adoption
"Oh?"
"Will you marry me?"
@@sabinagrisi9726 that does also sound like a setup for a marriage proposal. i'm glad everyone isn't fighting over this though
@@sabinagrisi9726 "no I said I'll give you a new family not marriage"
Good it didn't cause issues, probably partially because it happened while the parents were broken up.
The cheating girlfriend story was just begging to be turned into an R/prorevenge .
"So I stole her car and hit her with it"
Honestly it's a tell as old as time
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS!
That one who got his girlfriend a job at the same retail chain was pretty rough. He deserves some petty or pro revenge out of that horrible situation.
I agree
Matt W
That story started out fine. I thought the F Up was going to be him getting jealous because of his SO moving up ranks or some generic thing like that, but IT WAS SO MUCH WORSE.
@@Cinko420 I just hope that OP takes that whole story to that chain's corporate and finds out exactly what the hell else was going on. And if it finally leads to that "Boss" and his despicable ex being fired, he can just tell her right to her face that he can never trust her ever again (being together for *six years* is not something that you just dismiss, especially when he was the one holding the steady job and making the money before). That and spread as much about his story about her across Social Media and as far across the whole country as possible, maybe something like "Yeah she's a great girlfriend to have *if you don't mind BEING SCREWED OVER* or a hashtag for backstabber regarding her.
@@RiptoGakt If the boss worked at the same store the ex girlfriend worked at then it's a breach of policy right there.
@@mattw8332 My thoughts exactly. His real reasons for why he screwed over OP would come up whether he wants them to or not, and the ex-girlfriend wouldn't get off easy either.
I wasn't living with my family at the time, but my grandma likes to share this story and laugh about it even now. My mom's dog is a compulsive chewer. If we don't keep him occupied with rawhide chews or toys, he will destroy shoes, clothes, the couch, etc. My mom, being a single adult, had ordered some "personal" items with discrete packaging, but forgot to tell grandma that UPS would be dropping them off, so the day they're delivered, gran is taking a nap. Thor, the dog, shreds the package and has the items spread out across the yard when gran gets up. She, a very conservative, innocent minded old lady, thinks the items are something completely innocuous, and washes them in the sink, leaving them on the dish rack to dry. Ma comes home to this and just... dies inside. She has a pick-up only rule on packages now. đ
XD jajajajaja
Omfg that's deliciously mortifying!! Hahahaha!! If I could give you a Reddit award right now I totally would for that story đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Watching Rslash is apart of my morning routine.
Sameeeee
Seems reasonable
Lol same
Same
Asme
Monopoly can end the strongest relationships in the world seriously the amount of arguments caused by that game is absolutely crazy everyone turns in to a professional when playing đ
Monopoly is bad, but the relationships can be mended thru deals. Uno is where friendships crawl to die from broken legs
@@skeltonslay8er781 haha I think its all board games to be honest with you đ
@@samuelrussell7003 + Mario Kart and Mario Party.
Thats why british royals are not allowed to play it ^^
@@k_eya that doesn't surprise me us british have a lot of strange and stupid rules on what we can and can't do especially the royal family
monopoly story: next time he knows you mean it when you demand a balanced trade.
There wonât be a next time
@@galactic7458 there will. it's family game night. there is always a next family game night.
honestly that dad is an idiot to get so salty over a game.
If he was growing up today, he'd probably be yelling at kids on fortnite that he's gonna murder them in their sleep
ok as someone else living in Texas lets just say ... you have grounds for legal action pretty sure in that game store one and even if not you 100% of all the info needed to screw both the ex-girlfriend and ex-manager
Seriously though. Even though they can fire you, I'm pretty sure the higher ups would be very interested in what was going on.
Yeah, I was gonna say "cant you sue for that?" I dont live in texas but that seems highly illegal
@@Minimiki1758 Iâm almost POSITIVE you can sue for it but I would have to ask my sister(law clerk in school to be a lawyer) or uncle(judge)
OP can't use law to forcefully get his job back or any kind of reprimand for his manager. But he can take the case up and the corporate office would have to get involved and then they would discover what was happening. Although it's a right to work state, nepotism (relationship working in management/subordinate or family) is generally against most company policies unless it's family owned and operated.
All that being said, if OP followed through and had an investigation conducted, the likely turnout would be Manager and Cheating whore getting fired, OP might get his job back if not a better one if he chooses. Cheating whore would leave manager and try to fight her way back into OP's heart and hopefully OP says nah bitch.
So what happened to the corporate policy of no staff relationships? Getting a new car and having multiple bad client reviews causing OP to get fired, I would think, would be in line with a visit from HR. It could also result in a lawsuit due to termination without cause, Texas law or not. "I want to fuck your girlfriend", isn't a legal cause for termination.
To the person who set up their girlfriend at their job and suffer consequences: take screenshots and lawyer up. You can take a lawsuit for wrongly termination since there is high speculation that you were wrongly fired.
"My girlfriend comes home with a brand. New..."
Advertisment for coffee plays
a brand new dingdong
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS CHAMPION
Brand new car, family and/or boyfriend?
In Magic, we call that first story, "you can't kill me if I kill me"
YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL.no WE ARE
Yeah but that's more shitty then in monopoly
ahh the classic red endgame
@@caylalynn5340 The level of shitty-ness is entirely dependent on the player's attitude. If it's clear you can't win a game, there's nothing wrong with resigning from the game; you admit you've lost, congratulate your opponent(s), and move on. Chess players do it all the time. There's no need to play out the remainder of a game if there's no chance of winning, unless you're playing in some kind of tournament that requires completed games for scoring.
@@frocat5163 except there is an issue, most tournaments, even casual ones, base points on kills, and someone scooping isn't a kill point
The first story is more like "Today, my Dad effed up"
"Today, X years ago, my BF's father effed up. Literally."
âNo, she went to my dad.â
Like what the heck.
Like why? You donât need to embarrass your children. Itâs just life...
Honestly the dad seems kind of fucked in the head. A normal fathers reaction to his daughters sexuality is essentially out of sight out of mind. But grinning and thinking "ha my daughter touches herself and that makes me laugh" very messed up on his part I would tell him to never talk to me again. I don't trust creeps.
He's a dad. There will always be an awkward situation that he would love to embarrass his daughter in. Thats what most dads are like. Its nothing more than just an opportunity that he can use to embarrass his daughter. I can not stress that enough
@@idek117
No that's odd psychopathic behavior to find humor in your offsprings sexuality. And what does she have to be embarrassed about? Having a sexuality? The guys a freak I'd watch out for his creepy ass if I was her.
@@idek117 yes but he did not think it through. Thatâs seriously humiliating, not just a joke.
Honestly that last story is kinda wholesome in a way.
Maybe it's just cause I live in the US South, but I know way too many parents who would have freaked out and punished or ostracized OP for having 'sinful desires' or some nonsense.
The fact they're just more teasing at the awkwardness of the situation is kinda sweet.
Man the one about the mom giving her daughters sex toys is a new humiliation. My mom wouldve been like heyyyy i think these are yours i accidentally mixed them with our packages and my dad would never know. Same with my kids if they decide to order shit online ill make sure to never do this to them.
Monopoly; In business always be prepared to have your bluff called. There's a lesson for the father there..................
Exactly. The OP wasn't a jerk for trying to get a fair trade. OP's only mistake was not selling his properties to his mother instead. If he had been pissy about losing a board game because of you he wouldn't have been pissy for very long.
There's a reason I refuse to play Monopoly with my family and also gifted the "Cheater's edition" to a particular younger brother for christmas just before he left for college...
@BadKitty I believe that's not a curse that's a prophecy
"His real dad, his adopted dad"
I hate people. His "adopted" dad raised him his entire life but suddenly isn't his "real" dad. Being a "bio" dad means very little.
Seriously! People should be saying "dad and bio dad" or "dad and bio father." It's ridiculous how much value people place on biology in these situations.
I really don't think op meant anything harmful by that. She was just trying to be clear about who she was talking about. I don't think anyone in the story was trying to dimish or trivialize his role in his family
@@aduckofsomesort Well, if OP didn't mean to come out as offensive, what's the problem? Using the "proper" terms are important, but people shouldn't be blamed for not realizing their mistakes. Of course, I don't know if OP actually meant it or not, so yeah.
@@aduckofsomesort dumb
@@clarencethepro6672 Lee has a point, intent doesnât perfectly equate to reality. I donât think OP is a terrible, terrible person, but I canât understand they may have hurt others and that changes in behavior that should result as such.
Edit: (changed wording to better reflect my opinion).
Omg I had a similar thing happen when I took an ancestry dna test. I always thought I was Italian since my great grandpa on my dad's side was an Italian immigrant. I look a bit Italian too, especially in my complexion, and I have a deep love of pasta. When I got my results, it turned out I'm not Italian at all. I didn't even think that was possible, so I reached out to my grandma to ask questions about my paternal grandfather (long story but he skipped out on the family and I didn't have his contact info so I couldn't call him and ask myself). I wanted to try tracing back our lineage to Italy, as if I could prove the dna test wrong. She gave me the info I needed and ended the call.
The next day, my grandma called my dad and invited him over because she had something she needed to tell him. As it turns out, there was a period of time where my grandma and grandpa were separated and she started seeing other people. She met this guy who came to town on 'business trips' and hooked up with him. My dad was conceived. While she was still pregnant, my grandparents got back together and my grandpa agreed to raise my dad as his own. Well that didn't happen, because when my dad was around the age of 2 he divorced my grandma and moved to New York. Still, my dad grew up believing that he was his father, and that his father wanted nothing to do with him. In fact, he never was his father at all and that's why he would always call my uncle (dad's older brother and biologically related to 'grandpa') and had a relationship with him, but not my dad.
I had no idea that by taking that dna test, I was digging up a family secret that was buried so deep, only my grandma knew.
Also, I've never been able to track down my biological grandfather. I reached out to tons of people on ancestry, but the only person who replied to me lead to a dead end.
"and I have a deep love of pasta"
as an Italian, I'm willing to accept you as one of us
@@CallMeFi Thank you so much
Monopoly: destroying families since the '50s
Not just families but friendships and marriages
unless you play Street Monopoly.
then it destroys your families, friendships, marriages, AND your fucking kneecaps
Since 1935...
FTFY
@@frocat5163 thanks. My family's history of hating this game came from the '50s.
@@witecatj6007 lol I was just messing with you.
omg, that story about the toys had me laugh SOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAARD!!!!!! The dad's reaction was just the best :P giggling, shooting up from the bed like a kid "I want to give it to her!" and then grins after he walks out of the room!!! O-M-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First story: "It's only- it's only gaem. Y u heff to be med?"
Second story: Are we gonna talk about how this is less of a TIFU and more of a wholesome family reunion? It's so rare to hear such divided families take their biological relations so well, since I have (or at least had) a half-brother on my dad's side who was partly with us when we were raised, but has come to completely denounce his relationship with my dad by openly proclaiming that "you're no father of mine" or something along those lines.
Third story: So the lesson here is to know the extensive consequences of a prank before pulling it off. But honestly, given how "pranks" were such a controversial meme not too many years ago, I wouldn't wanna go prodding in that kind of territory anymore. We have the Paul brothers to thank for that, btw.
Fourth story: So does the same company policy say that managers can't have a relationship with their underlings as well? In that case, I would suggest OP go to the CEO or HR of the company and file to have the manager investigated for breach of policy and workplace harassment. If the local laws can't help you, then at least try to have the company itself take action against their own workers. If OP is lucky enough, they will redeem him for the false write-ups and fire both the manager and OP's manipulative ex.
Fifth story: Unfortunate on the next day delivery, but shame on OP's mom for not being decent enough to check the labels on the packages _before_ opening them, thus indirectly invading on OP's privacy. That's the very reason why most, if not all, items bought online are delivered in discreet packages, so as to not be identified by third parties. I mean, props on the parents for having some level of understanding, but the dad is not making any favors by mocking OP with _those_ kind of jokes. If I were a parent and caught my kid(s) with such interests, I would just make it a one-off thing by expressing why I have nothing against that kind of passionate curiosity and leave it at that.
yes I agree parents in fifth story must be publicly executed
TIFU by waking up so early that I'm currently in the shitter. No toilet paper in here. Everyone is still asleep. I have to wait till someone wakes up to get some toilet paper from the laungary room.
I would buy a drone for something like this
Why don't people that emptied the toilet paper roll get another one? I would yell and scream to wake someone to get a refill. Blame it on the one that emptied it. What would happen if you were sick and rushed to the toilet at 02:00? Would you wait on the toilet for five hours because someone wasn't considerate enough to do the common sense thing of replacing the roll?
@@Fireguy97 I always check if theres a roll before going to it.
Bf:Hey what did you got me for my birthday?
Gf:i got you a whole new family
I thing that CZcams has figured out where to put commercials so they're the most awkward..
"And then she came home with a brand new" "witches! They're real!"
The CZcamsr does the ad placement, not CZcams
"My dad giggled and said 'I want to give it to her"
*ad starts*
I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
That GameStop story hit home for me, I got my ex-fiancé a job where I worked in a different department and she left me for her direct boss a few months later.
HAHAHAHAHA...OMG..I nearly wet myself laffing about the cat in the ceiling ! BRILLIANT !!!
The DNA test story reminds me of something I found out. Apparently, these 2 sisters on my dad's side of the family decided to take a DNA test for fun, and they found out they had 2 different dads. This was especially shocking since both of them were in their 80s. They had gone their entire life without knowing they didn't have the same dad.
Not gonna lie, I was a little sad he didn't say passionately hugging toys XD
If my parents werenât my parents I would see if Iâm adopted or if I was stolen because being stolen is not that uncommon
Thanks for 20 likes
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SAMUEL_LEE WILKIN I guess your right about hospital mix up but it is more common to get stolen
Yeah I heard of story that people sold babyâs behind a hospital then said the baby died
The one that got fired, I would have fought that. You cannot get complaints from a store you don't work at and explain what happened! Don't let them get away with that!
Man, I know I shouldnât, but I hope OP with the cheating GF someday posts a story in r/ProRevenge.
Maybe NUCLEAR... please!!!!!
If all of the complaints are filed by the same person in a store you donât work at, I think you have some evidence for a wrongful termination lawsuit. And, if you hit discovery soon enough that they canât legally delete their texts, then the manager will be fired and most likely sued be GameStop.
OP should call into the head office of the gaming store & tell them another what his âbossâ did since they canât be in a relationship & work at the same store, also pretty sure heâs not allowed to make up BS complaints to get him fired.
14:00 I love how instead of yelling at her this monstrous man decided to just hand them to her so now even if she used them no matter what she did sheâd think about her parents lmfaooi
That last story was SUPER Creeper-ish!!!!
**Shivers** đ”đ”
I've never even thought about a DNA test. I'm turning into my dad. We even have the same, one crooked tooth.
XD at least you know your related đ©
That last dad at the end just thinking the toys were bloody hilarious is actually a great response xD
No :// you donât make fun of something like that especially if your kid is insecure about it. Itâs a huge breach of trust.
"Who does she go to? Her Mom." [bangs head on wall]
Me thinking "YES I'M EARLY"
Me realizing there's already 546 views "..."
its impossible to be early
546 is barely anything for a popular channel.
Still early
He reads a simple game of Monopoly so dramatically.
The dna test sounds almost identical to my life (just no half siblings I never knew about)
Back in 90 my mother got married to this one guy. She had three kids with him until 96 when she cheated on him with his OWN BROTHER. Later that year I was born. No one questioned anything and we just assumed her husband was my biological father. Doesnât help Iâm a clone of my mothers younger self.
When I was 13 my âdadâ decided to get a dna test. Turns out he isnât my dad. His brother is. Which makes my Siblings my half siblings AND my cousins. đ
My mother also knew the entire time. She just went along with it and pretended my dad was my uncle.
OMG! That last one was a side spliter!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!!
That last one is why I'm happy that Amazon lockers exist
14:47 maybe she wasn't trying to hide it from her mother, but just didn't want to bother her. Like she lives with her mother, but her mother works and stuff and loud sounds aren't ideal.
That last story was beyond hilarious and... interesting thanks Rslash đ
The fence post libido bit cracked me up. I have a friend (we dated oh so briefly, didn't take off) who once told me I had the sex drive of a dead cat. Honestly, he's not far off lol. đ€Ł
I love this channel, I have your videos on in the background of my house almost always. I hope it doesnât sound creepy, but your voice is really calming and relaxing, and I love your laugh! Thank you for uploading each day, itâs been very helpful for me and Iâm sure many others during quarantine.
when they said dna kit I thought they'd discovered they're related
How could the Aunt show up as a relative be a coincidence and not the DNA test if they aren't related? WHAT?
13:34 might as well just ask OP to never confide in them ever
They're pretty sick individuals honestly.
Hey people! I know it's rough, but I'm hope your days goes somth.
I too hope my day goes "somth," whatever that means! (probably meant to type "smooth")
I did mean smooth, but I messed up
@@davidnguyen6964 ehh, I like somth better
Ditto!
The story about the adult toys. I FREAKIN LOVE OP'S PARENTS. I'll be damned if I didn't truly enjoy and laugh at the moms dish washer response.
Always listen tor/slash in the shower. Cause it's loud enough to still hear everything, even with the water running.
Realized I already listen to all of then so I waited 30 min until you uploaded.
How does the steam or the water not feck up ur device
@@Coolcause well I put it in my open mirror cabinet right next to the shower. Not sure about the steam though...so far everything is fine.đ€·đœââïžđ
@@Coolcause I haven't had any issues with that either. If you are really worried, buy a cheap waterproof Bluetooth speaker.
I feel like that game store employee has rights to take the company to court. Yeah, they can fire anyone they want, but that was more than just being fired, that was slander that could very well make it harder for him to find another job.
14:28 I KNOW THE FEELING my dog somehow got a hold of my *ahem* plug, and ran by my parents with it đ
When I was 13 I found out that my dad was actually alive and not dead as my mom had previously stated. I always knew I had a different dad to my siblings. One summer when I was 13 we were going on holiday to the part of the country where he was from. Small town western Canada. She had an affair with a married man, her bosses husband. I looked so much like him that she didnât want anyone coming up to me saying âYou look just like your dadâ and âDo you speak to himâ. Turns out everyone knew except me. I ended up getting a half sister and brother out of that holiday. Finally met them when I was 18. Sadly only as a result of my mom dying of cancer. She didnât want me to feel like an orphan. Turns out he only had balls enough to be a sperm donor. His wife (who he was still married to) forbade any relationship with him or her children.
I'm so sorry. That's awful.
The dad in the last story is the King of Awkward Father Humor
That one girlfriend sure did speak to the manager
"TIFU by pranking like jim from the office"
Me: *immediately remembers the piemations office animation* Oh god who got stabbed????
PIEMATIONS YEEEEAAAAAHHH
**Splat!**
How is the last story not even more mortified that her mom thought the toys were her from her husband
Oh the poor girl đđ the first time I ordered toys, i shipped them to my best friendâs house because her mom was way calmer about that stuff than my parents - I guess, they still donât know about it...
My brain capacity cannot take the second story I'm shocked and confused at the same time
I can almost relate to last story's OP.
My mom is the kind of person that know she saved important documents (certifieds, acts, property titles...) but doesn't remember where she saved 'em (I took care of that since this incident) so she looks in every single place she remembers once puting them in.
One day she was looking for some document and I was helping her, when suddenly I saw her doing a bee-line to my wardrobe (you see, my wardrobe was originally hers, but when I grew up she bought a new one and gave the old one to me) I went after her saying things like "I don't have any documents in my wardrobe" or "I already check there", and her replying "I need to be sure, maybe it's stuck there"... while opening a drawer.
Well... She didn't find her document in my drawer... but she shurely found an 8" d**do in there. After what I felt like an eternity of awkward silence, her response was something that ended killing me: "I never thought my son would take them so big, not even me would dare to something like that"... good news, she never went through my drawers after that.
That dude whose girlfriend got him fired should definitely talk to a lawyer. If he was getting write-ups from a location he didn't even work at and was fired for it, he probably has good grounds for a wrongful termination lawsuit.
Also, that dad in the last story is my fucking hero.
Omg TYPICAL DAD MOMENT!!! lmao!! Im dying because I can see exactly what he was doing, his thought process and the total mantal war imposed on his daughter. Cause he knows she can probably not laugh it off, which she should. XD but of course not.
LOL !!! The cat prank !!!!
My company "someone" removed a cover from a wall socket and put a clock timer in the wall, set it for every hour and put the cover back...........
Video store guy: GROW YOUR BALLS!!!She had been using you!!!!!!
Hahahaha!! The early package story is exactly what I WILL do to my kids if that happens with them!!!
Lmao, monopoly and food are the only reasons my family has been in a fight
With the last story, be careful about washing in the dishwasher. It can redeposit food on to your toys and...ew. Be sure you use a toy-safe cleaner instead, before and after you use it. Bacterial infections are not something you want to deal with and have to go to the doctor and pay for. Be safe, yâall!
With the game store one, he could easily take that to court and get them both fired. Not only does it all point to one thing, but the complaints came from a store he didnât work at! Clearly fabricated and easily traceable.
That last story doesn't feel like OP fed up but her dad did. If she's old enough to buy adult toys then seal up the package and give it to her. She may always be your baby but she's grown
His reaction comes across as really creepy to me. Instead of going" nope my daughter's sexuality isn't my business" he thinks "ha my daughter is exploring her body tee hee let me show her the items grin and walk away" creepy AF in my opinion the only normal reactions should be "oh nope none of my business" or "ok she's an adult this a little embarrassing let me tape it back and pretend it didn't happen." I would never speak to him again if I was her. If the idea of his daughter doing that brings him humor instead of embarrassment or acceptance he's probably sick in the head.
@@bigkmoviesandgames I completely agree with that. I hope very soon people will realize that controlling your child's sexuality is absolutely creepy and wrong. Teach your children about how to be safe but crap like what he did is gross. I hope OP is able to move out.
@@CelesteMinerva
Yeah I hope she can find her own place too. I'm not trying to be overly dramatic but I wouldn't even trust him being around me if I was her. that is a major red flag in my book.
Guess what: I got you a Whole new world for your birthday!!!
The dads choice of words in the last story were the worse đ dad "I want to give it to her" đ
OP can sue his former boss for wrongful termination
Thats a great parent in the last story lmao
"Hey hun, look what I got for your birthday!"
"A DNA Kit?"
*2 weeks later*
"..."
"I-i gave you a n-new family?"
I remember once, years ago, going through my moms stuff because you know, I was a teenager, a young one, and for a time, I held a slight interest in getting acquainted with makeup...
I found what *looked* like a container of lipstick, about the same size, same shape, and complete with needing to be turned like one to raise and lower the actual lipstick part... It was not lipstick. Thank the gods I didn't put that thing anywhere near my mouth. I found it again, a few years later, under her pillow and inside of her pillow case, the wretched thing was like a bad omen
I would be mortified if my dad gave me my sex toys with a grin on his face and making jokes about it often. Because, that means he thinks about me using them and it's just creepy. How could you as a parent making fun of your kid for using sextoys? I mean, I would understand the close minded parent who would just ground her, but make jokes all the time? Does he constantly thinks how she's using them??
The OP who got fired by the game store ABSOLUTELY needs to contact the company, send a screenshot of his Ex's relationship status, and let them know there was no way the complaints could be from customers as they don't work there. Since there's a policy about relationships in the same store (A policy that boss should have been VERY aware of) it'll likely get one of them moved, and because of the boss's obvious hiding and lying about it, he could get fired. OP May or may not get his job back (Though I would think he would considering OP said they rarely upset customers and was usually one of the best employees there. That's stuff there would be records for.)
R/slash is definitely an acquired taste. First hearing I didnât care for it at all, but it kept getting recommended to me so I gradually listened more and now itâs one of my favorite channels. An acquired taste, but so is the finest wine đ·:)
14:06 đ my mom did that to me but she sent a text. It came in a day earlier then it was meant to. I was at work. We still joke about it lol
The secondhand anxiety I got from the amazon story took me tf out
The monopoly one was hilarious
LMFAO my dad would not get butt hurt over that move he rather would laugh and say ok one less person to overrun.
God damn this is a real TIFU episode. Goddam F to the guy who got cheated on and lost his job that's got to screw with a guy's head
Those DNA kits are wonderful.... you find thousands more relatives you didn't know you had, and none of them want anything to do with you....
At this point rSlash is my bedtime story
My husband was adopted, my parents got him a DNA kit for Christmas one year hoping that just maybe he might find his bio family, but didn't expect to.
His DNA came back with a match to his bio family.. they'd done the same DNA kit for shits n giggles. Not even his father knew he existed. He gained 2 families from marrying me XD
tbh, I thought that was a fair strategy in Monopoly. And if a father isn't speaking to his son over *one game of Monopoly* (stress on every single one of those three words) then he is the most childish person in that house... even if they also had a baby.
OP is gonna have to really double up for their bf's birthday next year.
The guy who got fired in Texas actually has a strong case for wrongful termination. Yes even in a "at will" state.
Gotta love that dad he is a real dad
Rslash and Op lost their chance to say "that was purrrfect" 6:17
If I move in with my Dad, I'm not letting him touch a single box of my stuff just in case naughty things randomly appear and cause me eternal embarrassment
The story with the toys is something my dad would have done. He had three daughters and loved to embarrass us