The Marvels is AWFUL | The MCU is DEAD
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- čas přidán 11. 11. 2023
- The M-She-U disappears up it's own black hole.
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I think we all owe Thanos a huge apology.
Why? Thanos was immortalized in memes and quotes.
But not Phase 4. Moviegoers inflicted upon it the greatest insult an enemy can suffer: to be ignored.
@@oleg4966 Coz clearly we should of let him remake reality, he couldn't of done any worse than this shit.
I'm sorry Thanos....WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
Thanos today: "I ERASED THE WRONG HALF..."
@@yocouch485 Wasn’t there a scene from the Hawkeye series where someone wrote “Thanos was right.” on a urinal? 💀💀
Infinity war should have been the end of the saga with thanos winning
This is no longer ART, it's propaganda.
Bingo! 💯
propaganda is still art, this is just shit
@@jasonhowell-lg5ig Jeremías 10:3-4. 3 las costumbres de los pueblos son inútiles; Cortan un árbol del bosque y un artesano le da forma con su cincel.
4
Lo adornan con plata y oro; lo sujetan con martillo y clavos para que no se tambalee.
Social engineering
Always has been. It's only more obvious now since the propaganda is no longer for the good of the country.
"Made herself pregnant through female empowerment" HAHAHA This line got you a new sub. GGs sir.
Hating on feminism seems like hating women by proxy because feminism stands for equal rights, opportunity and increased visibility and empowerment for women.
@jacobrickayzen2744 too bad feminism isn't equality, it's literal oppression of men by women because they believe they need power to be equal and revenge is necessary to harmonise womens' cycles the world over and any disagreement shows how fragile the entire movement is, when the 'we don't need no man' yet sleeps around, relies on men to pay for their onlyfans, take trash out to the dumpsters because 'the real world is dangerous', requires less work and more pay because they are so independent, yet can't walk to their car late at night by their selves..........................yet tell men than they dont need guns to feel safe when its not about feeling safe, it's about BEING safe, when women can claim to do what men can do but better, yet statistically fail at a rate thats more than men, even when the women place handicaps on themselves and actively push for men to be viewed as less, all while claiming to be equal.
You asked.
modern feminism stands for hating men, they are a bunch of man hating angry lesbians who get no attention at home, so feel the need to project their insecurities onto others, there's a reason why no one takes them seriously at this point@@jacobrickayzen2744
@@jacobrickayzen2744 It USED to. The modern "version" is flat-out misandry plus a large dollop of playing the victim card whenever they get upset.
That's exactly the impression accounts like this one gives you. They want you to think feminism in its modern form is misandry because that's all they show you and none of the good sides. Have these accounts ever brought up that women face disadvantages in society such as finding it harder to get promotions at work despite asking for them more? That women are less likely to be called into a job interview than men even if their CVs are completely identical except for their gender? That women have their bodily autonomy debated and threatened by politicians in a way that men don't? If you didn't i recommend looking into modern feminism away from these accounts because the very real systemic sexism that exists proves women aren't just playing a victim card and getting upset - there is real sexism that needs to be dealt with@@svenpetersson1209
"The directing is awful, the acting is awful, CGI is awful.. and I'm guessing the catering sucked!"
Spot on, catering at The Marvels was probably a vegan buffet served by non-binary people
When I was twelve, an uncle of mine became a trucker and had no place to call home. He had a collection of 4000 comics and decided he wanted me to have them, because I always sat in awe listening to the stories he’d tell me about super heroes and villains and my parents had a huge garage to store them in.
I spent the next 10 years reading and selling these comic books and falling in love with them, talking on the phone with him to talk about them for hours.
Then the first iron man movie came out and I asked my dad to call my uncle to see when he would be in town to watch it together. Turns out he found out he had stage four cancer so traveling was hard. We went and visited with him and we talked for so long the doctor said he hadn’t shown that much energy since he began his stay.
He would die 2 months later. I would watch every marvel movie and imagine what talking to him about it would be like, I missed him so much but was so happy with everything he left behind for me.
Moral of the story, I’m so fuckin happy he never had to see what it all became now.
Sorry for your loss man. These kinds of stories is why the old Marvel (and Star Wars for that matter since it's in the exact same state right now) was so special. And why Disney ruining them is so fucked up.
@@EskChan19 how could I forget Star Wars! He must’ve given me at least a couple hundred comics just of Star Wars. You’re totally right.
And thank you for your kind words!
Sorry for your loss. You had a father-figure of an uncle. What a dream to have conversations like that!
I grew up in the original Star Wars era so you can imagine how magical those times were. And the comics were great! It's a shame what a shit show it has become.
Kathleen Kennedy and Disney/Iger have become a cancer to our beloved characters. It's surreal how you can fuck up literal gold in your hands and find ways to turn it to shit. The monkeys are indeed running the asylum... Likely for the next 10 years!
Tldr
You made that up. Only little brown girls read comic books. Your uncle played with dolls and pony figurines like every other little boy. Admit it.
"Poorly adapted coloring book" is so spot on to this garbage
Quarter nega be trippin, sheeeet
I hope Gary is giving you health insurance benefits and a 401k for having to edit, and endure this cultural abortion.
El hecho de que la mayoría de los lagartos sean demócratas no significa que todos los demócratas sean un pueblo lagarto.
How did you upload this 31 mins ago? 💀
@@JUSTLJ_🤔
You’d think after all the failures Disney has had lately you’d think they’d change their direction and abandon the woke garbage that people are fed up with and focus on actually making a good story, instead they blame the fans and say men are to blame. I’m starting to wish Thanos succeeded
Its about destroying western society and culture
i dont think they care , they probably get paid more money just to push the agenda , they are not blind they know what the audience dont like but they don't care
they don't care about failure and losing millions, they only care about pushing "THE MESSAGE!". there's something bigger going on, search for ESG or Black Rock. some billionaires are doing a social experiment and pushing woke crap on everything, every company, not only entertainment. it's an agenda, and I'm afraid they are winning.
They are a hit and miss barbie actually hit Loki hit Mando they miss with marvels and secret invasion.... they just aren't hitting on 21 Straight anymore that's all... o yea they missed on star wars movies but shows I've liked
Disney don't care as long as their pleasing the alphabet bandits💀💀😂
As a woman, I hope Disney knows we hate this kind of cringe representation. I felt far more empowered watching well-written and likable heroes such as Nebula and Mantis in Guardians 3 than I would ever feel watching pandering shit like this. We don't want you to shove "feminism" in our face, just write good female characters
I appreciate your viewpoint. I don't think Disney understands the male audience at all. For guys, movies are always the second choice that they pick because of inertia. I could see a movie or go skiing...but if I go skiing I'll be too tired to finish that lab I have to get done. I could see a movie or work on that vintage car I bought....but the next task is to take off that rusty or radiator - wish I'd bought a vintage Porsche because it's air cooled....I'll see a movie this weekend and do the radiator next week. It doesn't take a lot for Disney to flip that switch in males such that they go skiing, work on the car, buy a new snorkel and fins etc. We're as fickle as cats.
100% agree
Have you actually seen this movie? They don't push it down your throat.
No feminism was in this film nor were there identity politics the first film got bashed for doing that so ofcoarse they weren't going to do the same thing again the second time ..infact in this film carol was taken down a notch and we found out she's flawed and does not always make the best decisions monica was not pondered to for being black even with having black director and kamala was just so much fun to watch , if anything she was handled the best lol
@TheGruntski speak for yourself I'm a movie buff I live at the movies and have sense back to the future 2 😂....I've been watching the ending credits sense before there were ending credit stingers cause I just loved movies and stayed for the appreciation of the people who made it and the music and would love reflecting on things I liked and didn't like while they were rolling
I love how Hollywood's idea of female empowerment is basically antisocial behavior, which in turn makes the patriarchy looks reasonable.
Yeah, they are the biggest sellers of make patriarchy great again lol
They're also insufferable spoiled brats who only care about themselves.
The Patriarchy becomes that kind of villain you sympathize with.
The only matriarchies to exist ended due to starvation. The only documented current matriarchal society exists as a starvation-subsistence gathering tribe.
"I don't like the attitudes of fictional women so sexism is okay"
Just stop watching anything related to disney, cancel disney+ subscriptions, don’t go to the theaters, just ignore them and let them make their woke bs that will eventually get kk fired
I legitimately believe that Samuel L. Jackson is either having an affair with Brie Larson or simping HARD. They seem to do a lot of films together ("Kong: Skull Island," "Unicorn Store," "Captain Marvel," "The Marvels," etc.), he appears with her a lot in interviews, and he's always really quick to defend her in public...
"Made herself pregnant through female empowerment." This line made me chuckle out loud. Good one sir.
That made me crack too 🤣
I was just going to say the same thing, choked on my beer lol.
@locdadoorplz That was just a misconception.
Underrated
@@eeddieedwards3890
@@fibonacho But it IS female empowering to murder helpless little people who need you - or didn't you know that? I'm sure Goddess is so proud of all the returned babies she is getting in her outbox up in Heaven these days. 70 million in the USA alone since 1974,
It's almost as if hiring based on race, gender, and sexual preference rather than merit and experience produces bad results. Who would've thought?
For the sake of diversity, the prodigies are lost
And hiring based on ideology above all else. That’s the core reason their stuff is garbage.
Who would've thought that the actor's personal identity was LESS important than the characters they are hired to represent?
Satan
I was certain they really loved making lots of money.
Valkyrie looks like she just walked in off the Men in Black set.
Im glad that my MCU experience ended with the first generation of avengers. Last movie was "Spiderman no way home"
I just got the feeling that Disney got corrupted by politics and ideology which make everything worse. Especialy when you know the original comic character versions
Watch loki you'll love it it's fuckin dope
I hate how Disney dragged down some damned good characters and actors! 😪
same here, my last movie was spider-man far from home and after that i lost interest in marvel movies and series except Loki s2 and i am glad spiderman far from home was my last marvel movie then i shifted my all interest to monsterverse.
but i am exited for deadpool and wolverine now.
You know it’s bad when you’re more excited about the reviews than the movie itself
💯😂
Yep I am enjoying it flopping and failing so hard
It’s how i tolerate AEW
Agreed👍
Was more excited for the movie
What’s insane is Disney won’t take a look at themselves on why they keep failing, instead they just blame the audiences and fans
That's cause fans are still willing to pour money into their pockets. As long as they make money, Disney couldn't care less what people think.
you are telling me that white collars doing money, stock and shit could be wrong? how could they be they are the only supreme truth. pretty sure they are holier than jesus himself
The Courtjester at the Kings court has gone so insane he/she/it is mistaking themself for the King. 👏😎
Disney had only one job and that was to entertain.
Unfortunately for Disney, the fans and their money is what fuels them. So, when that money stops coming in, failure is, like Thanos, inevitable.
They don't want to anger the Illuminati. :)
Marvel - So many of our fans are female that we should make movies for them
Me- If so many of your fans are female doesn't that mean you are already making movies for them?
“I do not need a 40 year old white dude-“
I do not need a trans character taking the role of an important character
Can you imagine being an employee at Disney being told you can't have a raise as they blow 100s of millions on this garbage 🤣
Well they don't deserve one unless they start pumping out stuff that ain't garbage 🤷 I don't think anyone would care if they actually gave a proper reason or story to replace what they did.
And trying to keep yourself from banging your head on the wall because your suggestions are always being tossed aside even when you’re right time and time again.
@@trustmeimapotato4708Its not the employees fault that disney executives greenlit woke propaganda with awful storytelling
Disney's movie budgets has nothing do with with what they pay their employees. This is why nobody takes the complaints from people like you seriously. You're so incredibly uneducated on the topics you're passionate about that your opinions don't matter.
Can you imagine buying nerdonic´s bullshit who only makes money feeding the idiotic hate to Brie Larson? That´s embarassing!!
Fun fact: Disney apparently has no idea that a dying sun gets bigger and hotter, not smaller and colder.
Well probably not when you're literally sucking it up with an intergalactic vacuum.
someone call @Neil deGrasse Tyson, STAT!!!
This proves that Disney writers are NOT smarter than a 5th grader! 😂
Goes to show how stupid people are who control billions of dollars at studios.
@@eduardoarancibia169He'd ask if the sun were feeling bold or middling that day, and would dictate the sun's pronouns as male or female based on this.
Man the editing and explanation was so on point. I laughed out loud too many times to recall. I didnt even watch this movie and your video did it for me 😂
I’m a woman and I’m *SICK OF THIS!*
Disney’s speedrun into bankruptcy is fascinating to watch.
I'm roasting sausages by their raging dumpster fire. 😎
Disney owns half of the world bankrupcy is imposible for Disney
@@bidoof4426 Nowhere near impossible.
I’m going along for the ride! 😀
Disney making the same error over and over again and losing a ton of cash is insanity
They'll surely change society next time.
Insanely hilarious by this point!
That's the definition of insanity,
doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result
@@noneyabizz8337 it would happen sooner if only the patriarchy and whiteness would stop resisting.
That’s what happens when a team of developers focus a lot more on diversity rather than the actual story. The Marvels just spat out random people who didn’t really mean shit in the end. “Oh hey, I’m black and I mean nothing at all to the story”
What’s the song playing in the background first minute of the video?
Disney has ruined Nick Fury, Thor, Loki, Hulk, Hawkeye, Wanda, Strange… 🤦♀️
What was truly frightening is the reviews online are actually more entertaining than the movie itself
Lol
"A diverse woman can direct a flop just as badly as a straight white male."
This is really funny, but it is also the true meaning of equality.
AS ADORABLE AS THE GUARDIANS!!
"It has rarely happened in the MCU that a team other than the Avengers or the Guardians of the Galaxy manages to present itself in a truly endearing way, and the triad made up of Larson, Parris and Vellani is explosive and charismatic to a fault."
José Roberto Landaverde
The problem is..the white male would be held accountable, while a diverse woman can blame men and is still celebrated for being a diverse woman. The Marvels failed due to the lack of support from women. This director and BL are feminists, so they cant hold women accountable, so they blamed men instead, and nobody checks their misandry. That's not equality. That's entitlement.
4z SC g
But the movie was good though. How can you have an opinion on something you didn't watch? Where's your informed opinion? Are you just using this video as confirmation for your bias?
@@RestricttedI have a cinema subscription and I watched the movie without looking into any reviews at all. The movie is exactly the amount of bad that it doesn't turn funny like a trash movie. It could serve as an educational example of what makes a bad movie. I am almost fascinated by how bad it is.
I walked out of the Marvel's movie 15 minutes into it I was like WTF is this abortion
Hasta la vista, Disney.
The sad thing is they now hear themselves talking because no one is praising them and they are realizing how stupid their movies sound and they can do nothing about it. Watching this Hindenburg crash and burn has been incredible.
Cuestiono la moral y la lealtad de casi todas las personas con las que me encuentro, así que termino quedándome sola y reservada para mí.
Making movies and shows for “modern audiences” that don’t exist will do that to you 😂
¿Cómo podría estar haciendo tan mal al político favorito de Taylor Swift?
Soros: "Klaus..."
Schwab: "Yes, master?"
Soros: "Klaus... I am no longer your master. I am now your GOD! You shall refer to me as LORD."
Schwab: "Yes, of course, my Lord. Your lived experience makes you our Lord and saviour."
Soros: "Klaus... Where is the New World Order you promised me? You promised to deliver the world to my feet."
Schwab: "My Lord, my Forum has been working tirelessly to capture every institution on the planet but those pesky conservatives have been showing resistance as of late."
Soros: "Klaus... I don't care about your excuses!"
Schwab: "M-my Lord, agh, you're hurting me!"
Soros: "KLAUS... YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DRAG THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!"
Schwab: "My Lord... can't breathe..."
Soros: "KLAAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSS....!!"
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The Multiverse of Sadness is dead. More White men turned up to watch the Marvels than any other demographic (65% male), yet we are the ones being vilified. No one supports the MCU more than white males, yet we're the ones being lambasted. Awesome, so good. The lies never stop coming from the MCU execs, directors and actors.
It's sad that disney propaganda is killing the comics and the world that many comic creators build. Disney is killing the child inside of us.
…Spirit sucking demons.
Thats the goal.
"Disney propaganda" Marvel has always been more woke than anything Marvel has produced under Disney. You just don't understand that you weren't a bigot when you were a child but you are now.
Of course, they want to kill the child instead every adult so they can reindoctrinate it with the woke virus
Bro if you like Disney's new Marvel movies then good on you but don't lie about what's going on. They have not become less woke and it doesn't take a bigot to see how awful they are.
Dang, she looks like Valkyrie of the "Men in Black" universe.
Hahahaha 🤣 Valkyrie was just saving money on costume changes from her Men In Black role.
Can't believe he didn't mention that the main villain actress is Tom Hiddleston's wife. There's your explanation for how she got the role
Fiancé. It is sad to watch how she is using him. Riding his coattails to Broadway and now Marvel. Reminds me of another leech, Duchess Markle.
Dang. Tom could do so much better.
what are you so proud of? you lack melanin under your skin, she got it 🤣 @@eyeheartsushi2212
btw I'm sure you will also wonder what the hell is melanin 🤣🤣🤣 @@eyeheartsushi2212
Oh, Tom.... Oh no....
The problem is that these corporations clearly learn nothing from these failures.
"ESG" is a metric that woke investment firms use to determine who gets the most of their money.
Disney executives think that money from Black Rock is more important than money from the audience.
@@HuwReesand the fact that they’re made to make these via the government. They’re not stupid, idk why we keep giving them these excuses. It’s not the corporations fault, it’s the governments
They don’t want your money they have Black Rocks
@@budthecyborg4575Black Rock it always leads back to Black Rock.
It’s propaganda
"That scene made me miss prison." DYING 😂💀
Woman The Accuser. Probably the best name in today's society 😂😂 I applaud you sir, well done
As a woman, I'm insulted that these female characters aren't written with as much passion or care as the previous male characters. They're unfunny, unlikable and lack character arcs or depth. When I was younger I was excited to see more female superheroes onscreen, now I'm just disappointed. In reality, they just make us look bad.
Yeah but I also think if this bluepill gaslighter Nerdrotic was honest he'd admit almost every marvel movie is trash. I'd make exception for guardians of the galaxy series and 2003's hulk.
It's the classic case of writing female characters that are innately strong, instead of writing strong characters that happen to be female. There's plenty of material on this, but my favourite example is Mulan. In the original, she works, trains, practices, and uses her cunning, determination and courage to overcome what she lacked in experience and physical strength. In the remake, she was inherently masterful at almost everything just because "woman always stronk". Who wants to watch that? It's like asking the audience whether they'd root for the scrappy underdog trying to slumdog millionaire their way to a better life or a rich kid with a trust fund eating grapes by the pool.
Yes it makes women look inept in these positions when most of the time they’re being put there by someone else to meet a quota. They’re not experienced enough to handle the positions they’re being put in or the limelight cast upon them without making themselves look even worse when the backlash comes. It’s a bad look all around but lots of the leading women seem to be taking the heat for the companies that are guilty of putting them there which isn’t great.
@@GeordiLaForgerywhy you so loud and wrong though??? Morbius was better than the marvels😂😂😂😂 and that says A LOT😂😂😂💀💀.
As a man, it is SO refreshing to hear WOMEN call out this INSANITY. I think most men LIKE female heros (emotionally healthy men, that is). There's a reason why series like Charmed from the 90 were so popular, even among men. I even used to discuss with my schoolmates who had a crush on which sister. And my movie fan family members LOVE the Underworld first movie (the rest of them, outside the prequel one, were just bad). But what's going on now needs to be stopped.
This should be a prime example of what happens when you hire for diversity and inclusion instead of hiring the best person for the job, no matter their race or gender.
And if they hire a white dude it’ll labelled as racism ! They’d rather lose a quater billion than being called racist !
Truth. DIE is ruining many a company
Yah the WEF destroyed the entire industry. They also hired all the woke communist BLM/ANTIFA terrorists who helped destroy the country during Covid, so the worst ppl in the world run these industries now.
Correct 100%
A comment an anon mask would make.
I also did not like it that Valkyrie and Carol were all of a sudden acting like best friends. Never seen them interact at all and all of a sudden giving each other life advice?, i know its not the main issue but still annoys me
her outfit, not uniform, does not fit, it's hanging off of her, she looks fuller when she is not wearing it, i don't know if that is down to the reshoots being at different times. the other outfits in the movie suffer from the same problem that that the outfits in new star wars suffer from, they look too new and clean and unused. the fighting is dance fighting like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and the upscaling on a lot of the landscape effects looks the same as in power rangers.
bring on a snowflake and safespace movie.
photon lady bgm turns out to be a super villain when she travels to another universe which according to the rules we have been told causes an incursion so if she does not find a way to leave it she will cause more death to that universe than thanos could.
its funny how after stan lee passed, marvel suddenly started taking massive step in a different direction
And that’s when Disney brought it.
Rolling in his grave!!! Mr. Lee was an icon and genious unmatched! Disney is filled with morons out of touch. 🙏🏻🤨
My daughter right at the song and cringe scene: "Dad, can we please go." Up to that it was "Dad, can we go." The added "please" was enough for me to forego the money. However, AMC, thank you. My daughter (12 years old) went and asked for our money back and they actually gave us half of it back.
Daughters going places in life 👍🏼
Either don’t drag your daughter to movies she doesn’t want to see, or teach her to sit through it since you paid for it.
Good girl😂👍
Here’s to your daughter! Clearly you are doing something right. 👏👏👏
AMC to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀
One of the most irritating things in this movie for me is the space inaccuracy. For a cinematic universe with such a strong focus on space, you’d think they wouldn’t make the sun the same size as Earth. The sun is so small and they get way too close to it to be possible. Also it takes 8 minutes for light from the sun to reach earth. When the one girl started sucking the sun through the whole, the earth’s perspective saw it dimming in real time, immediately. It’s not a huge deal nor is it important to the movie, but it just annoys me.
Captain Marvel became blockbuster only because it was released right after Avengers Infinity war and post credit scene where they shows captain marvel is kinda only hope to save Avengers. And it was kinda must watch for Marvel fans like me to know what happens before Avengers end game to know the plot but i had literally 0 interest in this the marvels because of many reasons like there was no hype or reason around it like part1 to watch it, no cool renowned villains at all and also these leads have kinda flop series which i haven't watched at all. I would say they released movie in a wrong time, lack of good villains and no hype at all. 300+ millions dollars is huge loss for Marvel Universe.
And to think they spent $300m on this. Once again, Disney proves they no longer know how to make a movie. I watched the original Snow White recently. What a masterpiece. This is clearly no longer the same company that created the movies of my childhood.
Walt Disney has been turning over in his grave for a very long time at what his company has become now.
We’ve come to a point in storytelling where if you don’t have every race or gender or tranny in your story then it won’t work. These companies need to develop actual stories instead of spending their entire budget looking for a certain person.
It also made $10 billions in today's money:)
300 doesn’t seem a lot. They got to film in space and then the ships take up a lot of fuel.
@@JohnNelson68Budget for the film coupled with promotion costs.. they definitely cleared $300 million.
I'm surprised there's someone out there who could talk about this movie for 25 minutes and make it interesting. Congrats Gary 😅
At the 8 minute mark i though to myself, “what the fuck is he talking about”, but he’s doing it so passionate that I’m gonna finish, even if I have no idea what’s going on.
to clarify, at least for me, it's what Gary says that's interesting. Not the actual movie.
If you thought that this vid is interesting, then you rrreeaally need to get laid, homie
Now that's a super power indeed!
Among the many things that i couldn't understand was how Valkyrie got there on the Bifrost...
Mickey Mouse got all the infinity stones, snapped his fingers, and Marvel and many other companies he bought started turning to ash, including him
I'm not even mad or upset at this. I'm just...utterly disinterested. Disney may as well have spent that money documenting the life cycle of giant clams.
Hey at least you'd have fun turning off 'safe search' and googling giant clams....
I have no idea who they think their audience is. You'd have to be so low-IQ to want to watch this trash. It's like a 10-year-old wokeist and an AI combined to create a long commercial for feminism.
@@dereksmalls6238sounds risky
Honestly I'd rather watch that.
that would actually be productive and interesting though.
The M-She-U is arguably the most mean-spirited and certainly the most financially disastrous direction any film company or producer has taken a formerly monetarily successful franchise. In fact, it’s only arguable because of Disney Star Wars and Kennedy. Take a bow Feige, and all the other ladies involved.
Me gusta salir a comer. salir a comer es divertido.
It is. This was a bunch of tumblr bros saying: YOU GUYS ARE TOO BIG TO FAIL AFTER END GAME. WE WILL GET AWAY WITH THIS.
Don't you think birth of a nation is probably more mean spirited?
Feels like it was written by a 13 year old
Soros: "Klaus..."
Schwab: "Yes, master?"
Soros: "Klaus... I am no longer your master. I am now your GOD! You shall refer to me as LORD."
Schwab: "Yes, of course, my Lord. Your lived experience makes you our Lord and saviour."
Soros: "Klaus... Where is the New World Order you promised me? You promised to deliver the world to my feet."
Schwab: "My Lord, my Forum has been working tirelessly to capture every institution on the planet but those pesky conservatives have been showing resistance as of late."
Soros: "Klaus... I don't care about your excuses!"
Schwab: "M-my Lord, agh, you're hurting me!"
Soros: "KLAUS... YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DRAG THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!"
Schwab: "My Lord... can't breathe..."
Soros: "KLAAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSS....!!"
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"two hours of this, please"
*eyerolls
Carol Denvers was the real villain all along.
You thought Thanos was bad; meet the most irresponsible omnipotent superhero there is; Captain Marvel: killed a planet of civilians and left it to it’s own accords.
There’s no saving her character now. She’s just a sociopath at this point playing hero.
Thank you for pointing out the trope of “ black or Latina girl existing only to be the engineer or gadget girl of the movie, because we need more women in stem”. That one has pissed me off forever. It’s so blatant and it’s in everything.
..but WOCLEPOC women are the strongest and smartest of all of us...
@@willwilliamson9580 there would be more women in stem the day they decide that there are things in life, more important than getting free drinks, making tick-tok’s and lying.
you should probably go to college before you say something like that
Didn’t you hear all the people and directors say they will now double down on woke movies? They don’t care.
@@musicpatron1693nah, college is a waste and puts you in debt. There are street smart people who are more educated than those who sit in class just to avoid the real world for 5 years.
I absolutely LOVE that they were so lazy in bringing Valkyrie in and costuming her that they basically used Tessa Thompson's outfit from Men In Black: International instead of any kind of outfit she had in the MCU
It's almost as if the two films were being filmed next door to each other and she popped over to do her bit in the Marvels then back to MIB.
Lol😂
They put more effort in to her Valkyrie costume when she appeared in that Direct Line Insurance advert.
Oh, so she wasn't suited up like that in Love & Thunder? Yall insults don't make sense. Smh.
@@KuruptdMuzikmuppet
14:05 "And yes, there are more cats in this film and I'm sure they're all female. To be fair, they did a better acting job than the humans" Tea just flew out of my mouth at that point 😁
Disney on Track to Lose Nearly $750 Million Across 13 Films in Historic Year of Box-Office Flops
I'm one of the rare (I think) girls that fell in love with Marvel comics because of my mother. She grew up in the 60's and 70's and traded Marvel comics with her brother and his friends.
When I was a kid she introduced me to The Avengers, Thor, Captain America and The X Men. I was raised on the X Men cartoon in the 90's. Rogue was always my favorite character but I liked the boys a lot too.
I knew in school I was an anomaly. Only the boys liked comics, I made lots of male friends because of my knowledge but I never wanted to change their comic world. I liked it the way it was.
Modern media needs to learn that, these things are classics for a reason. They stood the test of time because they're good. Maybe you want to write your own version, then write your own characters and stop ruining another person's legacy.
After all I doubt you'd like it if I did the same thing to you.
Please Hollywood retake some writing classes, I beg you.
Maybe you want to write your own version, then write your own characters and stop ruining another person's legacy.
100% this. I don't care if they want to make a super feminist anti male superhero movie, just don't bastardize existing characters to suit the blatant biased narrative to achieve it. There's a plethora of ways to go about it, alienating your "bread and butter" audience is asinine and quite frankly derogatory. Your mom sounds awesome as well.
If you as a girl ever read Captain marvel, you would know she was black in the comics. And that is why this movie sucks. KARMA!!
it was not necessary to be a comic reader to prosperous a movie and see as i am from other country we didnt have that much comics of marvel and we didnt read any of them , but the marvel previous stories had everything in it like the character development to amazing stuff to seriousness and complex storyline and epic fights which made them best now its more like cringe and about fight scene we got nothing but just shit on top of that i watched some disney cartoons in which taskmaster was an epic character but they changed gender and there is nothing which depicts its character nicely , now compare it to spicy complex story of loki finale there are many fan theories which people wonder and still they give twist thats called story , now marvel is becoming like dc , dc might find best opportunity to rise during this time if they wish
@@dontrustwhiteyevery1wow they shafted Monica and her mom twice!? So much for comic book accuracy and diversity
I wish the women like you fought harder against the recreators of this reality we are living in. we can no longer sit silently
I have to give it to Disney, being able to destroy their best franchises; Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, wonder who is next?
Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.
The Simpsons became a Disney property when they bought Fox.
Anything made by Pixar.
All of the live-action remakes like Snow White, the Little Mermaid, and the upcoming Moana.
I could go on, but I can't think of anything they haven't destroyed.
Moana. Make way! Make way!
Well, now we know it is Doctor Who.
Doctor Who just died cause of it too
pirates of the caribbean
I watched the movie because I wanted to form my own opinion. Here is how it rates as a movie: After it was over, I had to go back and look up the villain's name. I don't mean "who was this in the comics," I mean I had literally referred to her as Hammer Chick for the whole movie because she was that forgettable.
EDIT: Side note, I don't suppose you'll ever read this, but you mean to say "can't be OVERsold," as in it's impossible to exaggerate. "Can't be undersold" means it's too minimal to mention.
in 50 years, film historians will look back on the records Marvel/Disney broke and then the subsequent films they made after the original MCU and it will be seen as the most delusional downfall of multiple franchises from a single company in film history.
This is so sad to see the ultimate destruction of a franchise you once loved. At this point I hope Disney goes bankrupt.
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At this point I would rather watch 2 girls 1 Cup in IMAX.
I hope disney goes bankrupt and gets bought by sony that would be beautiful.
Sometimes you just have to put something out of its misery so it doesn't hurt anyone else.
Lol you say this after one "bad" phase (and it's not entirely terrible) and yet you forget 15 years and 3 phases of solid to great movies!!!!. Stfu!
It's unthinkable that we got to a point when people are more excited to watch a movie review than the actual movie😂 hail!
Well, Nerdrotic’s reviews are so much more entertaining than the movies he reviews.
I still watch Angry Joe's Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker reviews to this day. Those 4 hours are worth my time.
Yea yall sassy azz mens
@@spidgeb3292All he does is hate on a movie for 20 minutes. I can’t really call that a review.
I think it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Bruh even my "feminist" aunt hated this movie lol
This movie makes middle school projects look like a masterpiece
It's depressing seeing what has become of the MCU and how Disney continues to ruin franchises by making the same stupid mistakes
They could have simply ended the series after Endgame and it would have been remembered as one of the greatest series ever.
But of course that would have required them to make something original for the last five years...
Is Loki a joke to you? Literally last Thursday proves how much a powerhouse he and that show is
Disney will continue making the same mistakes until they go bankrupt, because Wokeism is a secular religion (Marxism) and they feel that they are righteous.
They’re not making any mistakes. They’ll recoup their ‘lost’ money from Blackrock. They’re in it for the long run. Changing society.
@@bbgun061I think No Way Home was the right send off. But I haven’t seen any of the MCU movies, or TV shows since then. Seeing Endgame (especially in a crowded movie theater) was such a biblical experience that I don’t think will ever happen again in our lifetime.
Imagine if Disney cancelled it. It would've saved Disney the money and humiliation while it would've saved us from seeing something literally no-one wanted to see.
You'd think that at some point Disney would have realized that most of the hyped-up comments and articles for these things are ones that they've bought or produced themselves, lol. But noooooo.
I don't like EVEN KNOWING this movie EXISTS!!!!!!!!!!
Could just not watch it, its likely aimed at the teen audience, girls especially so no reason to watch it if you aren't the demographic, that's why I don't know why people get so worked up about movies that aren't necessarily aimed at them, star wars fans watch everything star wars even though some of it is specifically for kids like Droids or some of the more recent animated, I didn't watch she hulk because I could see it was aimed at a female audience, all the connections to it were to get that audience interested in the rest of MCU
I didn't even watch it but just knowing it exists sends shivers down my spine 😨😨
@@cgdimensioni agree with you and i havent watched anything since endgame but it seems all they are making now is not aimed at the loyal viewers. I can see why that would get them worked up.
What's crazy for me is the fact that critics are afraid to bury this movie in the rating because they're afraid of backlash.
This movie sucked, it was boring through and through. Every single person that was cast felt off. Despite the budget the film felt like a B movie if not worse...
Yet, it sits at a 6/10 in IMDB... Captain marvel sits at a 6.8 ffs...
There is something fundamentally wrong here and it's frustrating watching the industry basically commit suicide.
At a 5+ rating movies should be watchable, these movies are a pain to sit through even the opening scenes, yet critics are rating them solely for "representation" and the "girl boss factor".
Personally I'm all for that when it's done right but they are not doing it right 90% of the time and it's not just Disney
In an alternate universe, Stan Lee is still alive and he's forced to see The Marvels.
They've been trying to use that "super hero fatigue" excuse for the last 6 years now.
That's not what it is.
What REALLY happened is they completely changed the source material. It went from something 3 generations of people love to something 10% of ONE generation KIND OF likes. That is, they'll say they like it, but they won't buy the comics.
100%
Actually seeing the drops in numbers of views for most superhero movies lately as well as the loss in revenue. People are tired of it. And understandably so. When the material becomes consistently less and less relatable for the audience they will put their attention elsewhere into other media.
Yep. It's the same as the "Star Wars Fatigue". People aren't tired of Star Wars of Marvel. People are tired of bad movies with terrible stories. That all the Star Wars and Marvel stuff nowadays falls into that category does not make it "Marvel Fatigue", if they started to make good movies again, people would watch them again.
It's bad movie, WOKE Hollywood fatigue 😤
There's no substitute, no matter how well intentioned or funded, that can replace decent characters and well written scripts.
*"BLACK GIRL MAGIC!!!!"*
Someone actually thought that line was worth leaving into this thing. And I thought the racial pandering was bad four years ago...
I think I lost a brain cell after I heard that line.
@@BrickFighter13You aren't alone in that assessment, friend.
¿Adónde vamos a ir para llegar? No lo sé, pero sí sé que tenemos que irnos.
I’m shocked that some men didn’t look up at that black girl and shout “Oh, they fly now!” “They fly now?!” They fly now.”
SHEEIT 🥷🏾please
one of the most difficult mysteries of humanity - why the hell do we need a Valkyrie after the first half of the movie "Thor: Ragnarok", regardless of the fact that actress is sleeping with director Waititi
I guess Nick Fury's black girl magic aint working!
I love that their 6 seconds in End Game has proven that that is all the time they deserved.
they didnt even deserve that. women had nothing to do with marvel being popular enough to make a movie universe around it. in fact most women have traditionally scorned the medium....but when it became a billion dollar franchise all of a sudden every movie needs a special cutout for the women to come together in celebration of them being women.
@@willwilliamson9580 correct.
And all badly acted in that 6 seconds too.
They look like they are about to walk down a model show runway.
Not like they are about to face a dangerous foe.
It was still too much, they deserved maybe 1 second
I'm a woman and I loved the old MCU. The Girl Power scene in Endgame made me roll my eyes, and a lot of their female characters are irritating to me. I've never liked Girl Power in media, so they're sure not catering to me either. They've lost me.
The MCU is dead.
Once Disney Marvel decided pushing 'The Message" instead of telling a good story or making money, that was it.
Read this in the voice of The Critical Drinker 😂
@@asadfarrajsame😂
Pretty much. Marvels was trash and proof it dead
PLEASE stop calling Disney Marvel. Marvel is an american art form created by some gifted people.
@@noneofyourbeeswax7601
You're right, I'll amend it.
Are you the 40 year old white dude, Brie was talking about? 🤣
When Dar benn said " Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.. "
CINEMA 📽️
Still can't believe that they actually put the villain's death in the trailer.
Just shows that they have no confidence in their own film.
It just shows how utterly irrelevant the character is an how inconsequential her downfall turns out to be.
Well marvel is notorious for killing off its villains. If they had not killed Ronan they could have used him here but no
"Make herself pregnant through female empowerment" is the best line from this video!
its a cringe line from a cringe beta
@@SsbPrime
Lol, the Marvels failed dude, stop trying to defend it.
@@SsbPrime Your opinion of Gary does beg the question; "Why are you here, watching his videos?"
@@ethanhenrichs5677not even a dude, a failed, miserable woman
@@ethanhenrichs5677So did films like It's a Wonderful Life, The King of Comedy and The Big Lebowski, all classics.
This was like on of the stupidest movies Ive ever seen. Why was it so cheesy and ridiculous? Why was Fury so giddy all the time? Why was Ms Marvel's family so chill when evil soldiers enter their house? Why did Fury allow the family to go into space with him? Why was the villain so bland? I couldnt tell whose face is more annoying, Danvers or the villain. So much more to question about this this lame movie. Oh, where do villains shop for clothing?
He’s high. Disney gave him something.
Well, there's nothing wrong with Marvel movies themselves. But...
Ignoring The Marvels... Kang, is not turning out to be a promising Thanos replacement. In large part due to the casting, I imagine - and the characterization.
Thanos himself suffered from being relatively retarded. I almost like the original idea of him doing it all to woo Death better.
There's some definite strangeness in some of the Marvel movies... They need to pull in Joss Whedon to gut check all of these at a minimum.
This review is way, way better written, directed, recorded and edited than the movie subject of the review.
What a time to be alive in...
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Yep, ACCURATE as FU
So what you’re saying is you’re just a big ol racist?! 😉
You haven't even seen the movie lol, just here to talk shit with everyone else.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@damien2729 Good for him, didn't wasted his time with that crap, only watching the clips is enough to see how shitty and badly written is this movie...
I love how they attempt to make these silly lady villains seem "imposing" by giving them giant shoulder pads and CGI biceps--You know, qualities that would make LARGE MEN imposing, and it just looks absolutely ridiculous on the 5'3 90lb TikTok influencer actresses they shoe-horn into these roles.
Remember when the original Fox X-Men movie came out, and the entire production crew went into great detail about how they didn't want the characters to come off looking silly in their transition from comic books to cinema? Marvel has lost ALL touch with that kind of sensibility, and Cate Blanchett's Hela was likely the last time the MCU conceived a female villain who didn't make me break into fits of laughter or cringing at first sight.
Cause they weren't acting like toxic males, they had their own agency and most importantly LOOKED LIKE WOMEN.
Another difference about the X-Men movies was, as bad as the third one may be, Jean Gray really was a destructive force and we had to see a battle within our protagonist to end the threat that he loved so much.
As bad as those movies may have seemed then, they seem absolutely great when you look at the releases we see today.
It’s all about pandering and far less about making a film that EVERYBODY can go see and enjoy.
I wish I still had TCM on television. I’m starting to enjoy shows and movies from the 50’s and 60’s more than anything else put out today. There are exceptions, but there’s more shit than there is gold.
@@noobie1890exactly. The MCU is trying to completely switch their demographic instead of expanding it
It's laughable that 1900s media as early as the ~1940s to the 1990s and things from 2000 to now can give you all around better female characters than whatever the MCU is doing. Sure the other movies in recent or older media have highs and lows too when it comes to portraying cool female characters, but the MCU is really hammering it down with how consistently they're churning out self centered "heroes" I am supposed to root for and care about. They're giving nobody anything. I'm not getting anything from them as a woman. I feel a lot more fulfillment in watching women from the black and white movie era lmao! The people that seem to enjoy these movies at this point still are either in extreme denial and can't let go of something they loved, the same level of extremists like the ones who throw this boring garbage out or contrarians- contrarians who deliberately refuse to listen to the other side and take a real genuine double take on what they're defending
@@noobie1890 destroying parts of a neighborhood isn't that destructive compared to the Phoenix destroying an entire planet, but whatever.
They always did a mediocre job of the X-Men. Pandering had NOTHING to do with that, Singer and Ratner just hated the source material.
@Nerdrotic - We all owe you a huge debt of gratitude.
For going to the cinema and watching this crap so the rest of us don't have to.
The Marvels just hit Disney Minus...this is the worst of the MCU so far. And I am actually a Ms. Marvel fan...it kills me that she doesnt embiggen and why does she have purple gem powers?!?! I was so excited to see the comic book version come to life and am still waiting. The Ms. Marvel actress is great and aside from being an annoying version of the fan girl that she is in the comics...she was still the best part of the film which says so much. I hate the Marvels and will never watch it again. Whats crazy is that I bought the Avengers game for Ms. Marvel...Captain Marvel is one of my all time favorite female characters...I cant stand the Marvels!!! I never thought Nick Fury would be pointless as well as comic relief...the cats...Larsons terrible non existent acting...its so bad that it must be intentional. This cant be an accident...
Captain Marvel could've restarted that sun all along but didn't. This just reminds me of the recent events when California decided to clean up the streets and house the homeless ahead of a visit from the Chinese President and it was done in a matter of days. These people are literal villains. They have the power to fix the damage they caused but don't want to until they're forced.
You can have a bit of shock therapy here and there, but hard work is hard. Homeless are not idiots (greater idiots or criminals than council members), each time they try to clean up, it will be more difficult
She didn’t know she could do that? Did you watch the movie?
Wait til you find out how the US government can fix all of the US problems including inflation and healthcare, unemployment, homelessness but “think about the economy!”
@@MyMaxziI mean why would any sane person want to watch this shit though?
@@Nekoreroand therefore your opinion is not relevant because you haven't watched the movie. No one cares about research these days, aka actually watching the movie you're shitting ona
Storm. Mystique. Rogue. Kitty Pryde. Jean Grey. Sue Storm. Aunt May. Jessica Jones. Lady Sif. Mariko. Black Widow. So many phenomenal, proven, universally loved women from Marvel cannon, yet MCU runs with this trio, then scolded audiences for not respecting/appreciating/instantly loving them. When they stop worrying about producing content to placate social media harpies and return to storytelling with underlying universal themes, maybe they can come back to former glory. Until then... more content, more wasted potential, more wasted money, and more alienated fans.
I quite liked Carol Danvers in the comics also. Without her there would be no Rogue, at least as we know her.
10:39 lmfao what kind of copium is "had strong sales but not enough to turn a profit" It had absolutely abysmal sales if it didn't even break even.
Another big problem I have is the multiverse. Now this isn't really a problem more so an opinion. That being said, I absolutely despise when the multiverse is brought into stories. There's been like 1 good execution. I think. I've never seen one but there has to be at least one somewhere right? Anyways the whole multiverse shit is just an excuse for lazy writing. I mean they probably finished endgame and still wanted to milk the hell out of this franchise but didn't have the writing skills to continue to story. So they went with the multiverse. It makes sense after all. People want RDJ back? They'll bring back iron man. Wait but he's dead? Well with the multiverse you can do anything! They don't even TRY to make it make sense with the plot. They just go like "ermmm its cause of the multiverse!" I'm sorry the writing quality is the exact same as like those short stories they made 8 year olds write in school. Now theres also more issues like how they're adding all these characters they think are cool but not putting in the writing to make people care about them. I mean as a writer working on a comic story this just PAINS ME! There's all sorts of issues but the comment is long enough and I already discussed the worst of it. Multiverse my ass. But yeah the most they can get out of this now is selling captain america magnets to nostslgia blinded adults.
MCU is dead. Watch as Disney ties to bring back RDJ and Chris Evans to save their dying studio. Don’t fall for it. They hate you!
There were leaked notes from some meeting with Marvel/Disney execs (YF covered it I believe) and apparently, they're genuinely planning it. They know they're in deep shit.
They brought back the og cast of Star Wars too, and we all saw how that went.
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For someone that made this brand a household name, they're also the one that killed it.
Also the cause and the final nail in the coffin is titled the same as the brand ironically.
I hope RDJ has the dignity to refuse.
I still can't believe they did the Spaceballs thing, how did that even get through first draft let alone redrafting, pre-production, filming, 3 lots of reshoots & post-production without anybody at Disney realizing how dumb it was? We're literally livin the meme 😂
Not just Spaceballs, but in the movie Oblivion with Tom Cruise aliens were stealing all the water in the ocean as well. It's completely unoriginal. But that's Disney for you.
I'm sure the writer(s) have never seen Spaceballs. If they had, they might know what a good movie is supposed to look like.
@@mattbosley3531You mean the TV miniseries V?
AI writes this shit for years now....
@@tomkerruish2982 At least in Battle LA the aliens were using the water as fuel for their weapons...that was a little bit different.
The worst thing is that Capt Marvel COULD HAVE BEEN a great character if they took the time to WRITE HER WELL.
Stan Lee's Soul ain't resting in peace after these disgraceful movies involving his work 😔😮💨
I love how Carol effortlessly re-ignites the Kree sun and makes everything ok in the end. The entire conflict didn't need to happen at all if she'd bothered about it.
Yeah, that frustrated the f out of me. They could of played up her being the Annihilator, effect it had on Skrulls (which was real, and mulled over) , and because she could do it so easily she should of been battling a reason not to. I liked the idea of using realm tear to suck the atmosphere out but they should have realized how on the nose that is from Spaceballs' main conflict. I actually applauded them for the toned done woke crud, almost. Nick suffered nothing really driving him and the forced Danvers/Valk bs is cringe (they should pay attention to where this kind of relationship works in a comic movie, like Negasonic/Yukio) they really would of faired better with a stronger story and villain.
Why hadn't she done that beforehand? And was she gonna make the Kree return their atmosphere & water?
So did the bracelets get destroyed when bad girl boss blew up?
@@Gunnerb52 No, just the villain. Bracelets were floating in space, Danvers snagged them and Ms. Marvel pulled her back into the ship with some weird power shaped hand extremity. They were then given to Spectrum to absorb enough power to seal reality tear
@@Gunnerb52sad you didn't even see it and you have to ask about the movie on a CZcams channel. And you missed some of the best MCU 3D to date.
"Don't buy my book", words to live by 😊
They also chose a really fucking dumb time to decide to jack up the D+ price... Now anyone who paid the new price will be more inclined to wait until the movies are streaming... But then they think there is justification for delaying it's streaming release BECAUSE of the bad theatrical run. It's like they WANT to fail.
There’s one thing that springs to mind watching those clips, Power Rangers. The whole thing looks like an episode of Power Rangers, right down to the effects and the over the top evil sorceress.