Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGEgiver | Zack Snyder's WORST Film

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  • Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver, not to be confused with Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver Director's Cut, is AWFUL.
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  • @dforeigner
    @dforeigner Před 17 dny +2093

    What baffles me is knowing Netflix cancelled shows like mindhunter for budget issues and then spends millions in dog shit like this

    • @odtheman1
      @odtheman1 Před 17 dny +172

      Call me a schizo but mindhunter was canceled because it was getting to close to the truth about mental illness

    • @claudeyaz
      @claudeyaz Před 17 dny

      When you are free sometime, could you please elaborate on the details of your statement? I'm curious about your personal thoughts..interesting theory..but im curious of your details.​@@odtheman1

    • @and__lam1152
      @and__lam1152 Před 17 dny +17

      Wait .... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?

    • @rebelwolfofmibu
      @rebelwolfofmibu Před 17 dny +114

      Mindhunter definitely deserved another season

    • @sjundemartelaere
      @sjundemartelaere Před 17 dny +25

      Just wait until the Village People show up to increase the ESG score.

  • @flowsilver-valhallagc
    @flowsilver-valhallagc Před 17 dny +2107

    Him saying he only listens to friends with the same opinions described Hollywood so well.

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 Před 17 dny +56

      As the money evaporates, we'll see him crying asking us to help him out like all the out of work writers now making cry baby tic tocs.

    • @flowsilver-valhallagc
      @flowsilver-valhallagc Před 17 dny +40

      @@jeffreyspinner9720 You think so? I expect the "fans suck, muh modern audiences" approach. We'll see. 😁

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 17 dny +8

      Describes every clique

    • @flowsilver-valhallagc
      @flowsilver-valhallagc Před 17 dny +7

      @@n4ughty_knight That must be boring cliques. Wouldn't wanna be part of those.

    • @CaptnJack
      @CaptnJack Před 17 dny +17

      and the Left in general...

  • @robertthompson5701
    @robertthompson5701 Před 14 dny +168

    Lol, 160 million people watched it for free, yet Snyder thinks that his movie earned $1.6 billion? This dude is on so many drugs

    • @doga2677
      @doga2677 Před 12 dny +5

      Netflix cost 8 dollars per month

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne Před 11 dny

      ​@@doga2677People aren't buying a subscription just to watch this dogshit

    • @user-dm2nx4yu5o
      @user-dm2nx4yu5o Před 11 dny +11

      For free??? You do realise what subscriptions are right??

    • @christianvondruska8244
      @christianvondruska8244 Před 9 dny

      ​@@user-dm2nx4yu5o No one bought Nextflix for Rebel Moon lol.

    • @floweralligator
      @floweralligator Před 8 dny

      @@user-dm2nx4yu5othat subscription covers the entire netflix library not just “box office” for rebel moon. So its basically free

  • @user-us8wu6fn3u
    @user-us8wu6fn3u Před 16 dny +215

    they always write the feminist girl boss as the "key to everything"... and we are so bored with it

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP Před 15 dny +11

      Also, watch enough UFC, and you know that in no reality is a wisp of a woman beating up ANY fight trained grown man. It's not even a matter of skill, it's just strength weight and leverage. A cheetah cannot take down anything bigger than itself.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Před 14 dny +2

      ​@@mrrodriguezHLPyeah but still a woman at same height and weight couldnt compete. Its more about having 100× tje testosterone in your body

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 Před 13 dny +1

      Exactly!

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 Před 13 dny +1

      Exactly!

    • @seanperdue4881
      @seanperdue4881 Před 12 dny +5

      "Mary Sue 7: Quest for the McGuffin"

  • @LoreChaplain
    @LoreChaplain Před 17 dny +764

    When your Star Wars pitch is so fucking bad that even Disney Lucasfilm tells you no.

  • @kenshiro-lycus3050
    @kenshiro-lycus3050 Před 17 dny +1841

    Please stop giving Hack Snyder money!!!! What a disaster!!!!

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Před 17 dny +22

      *Zack Snyder
      And it will be much worse to give Netflix any money.

    • @kenshiro-lycus3050
      @kenshiro-lycus3050 Před 17 dny

      @theunknowncommenter725 I called him Hack Snyder, which is what he is!😎

    • @aroh100876
      @aroh100876 Před 17 dny +68

      On the contrary my friend, keep giving him money. Lots of money. The more money Hollywood loses, the faster it will burn to the ground.

    • @duketogo_g13
      @duketogo_g13 Před 17 dny

      @@theunknowncommenter725 POS Snyder, you mark

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo Před 17 dny +7

      Lmao it is free on Netflix bro...

  • @asura48
    @asura48 Před 16 dny +61

    "Stack up the grain so they wouldn't shoot us cuz they want the grain", note to self never let zack snyder write anything ever

  • @robertthompson5701
    @robertthompson5701 Před 14 dny +32

    "We must move the grain into the village so they can't shoot us from orbit."
    What the actual fuck?

    • @DarkTider
      @DarkTider Před 12 dny +10

      Later in the movie "lets shoot them from orbit!"
      "What about the grain?"
      "eff the grain!"

  • @sylance777
    @sylance777 Před 16 dny +362

    My favorite part of Star Wars, A New Hope, is when our heroes are traveling to Yavin 4 after escaping the Death Star and Han sits everyone down and says, "Okay, here's my backstory, I'm a scoundrel, can't be trusted, and..."

    • @I_SuperHiro_I
      @I_SuperHiro_I Před 16 dny +99

      Can’t be trusted, and……I’m a gay black trans woman.
      - Netflix A New Hope

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs Před 15 dny +27

      the best part of that trip was chewie playing chess with c3po that's all the backstory i need

    • @Robertsmith-un5cu
      @Robertsmith-un5cu Před 15 dny

      That’s very clever.

    • @jason6473
      @jason6473 Před 15 dny

      😂

  • @tannhausergate7162
    @tannhausergate7162 Před 17 dny +694

    Imagine if Snyder had immediately quit the industry after Watchmen. He would have had a proper legacy. Now he is synonymous with awful filmmaking.

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Před 17 dny +54

      Still better than Rian Johnson.

    • @JordonPatrickMears11211988
      @JordonPatrickMears11211988 Před 17 dny +8

      Nah, because even that film has haters. The only one people will admit to enjoying and even then they'll still hate on it because of Zack is dawn of the dead. And they only seemingly enjoy that because James Gunn (their god and savior of movies) wrote it, not knowing it had been rewritten afterwards by 2 other people for more character development and other things. People will hate on Zack for slow mo, but if you go look at the new deadpool trailer everyone is fawning if the slow mo in it.

    • @sebastiansap1359
      @sebastiansap1359 Před 17 dny +32

      What about 300? I loved that one

    • @Windows11Sucks
      @Windows11Sucks Před 17 dny +11

      ​@@sebastiansap1359Adaptation of a book. Not original.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 17 dny +3

      He has a legacy in slow mo.

  • @analicious94
    @analicious94 Před 15 dny +33

    Zack Snyder is that one kid from elementary school that tries to be edgy and thinks the other kids are laughing with him and not at him, but no one has the heart to tell him the truth

  • @eisader
    @eisader Před 13 dny +32

    The look of this movie is just awful. The CGI and the costumes are so unreal and terrible, its unbelievable. Movies 80 years ago looked far better.

    • @steelyphil4859
      @steelyphil4859 Před 3 hodinami

      Could say this about a lot of modern movies

  • @Rodrigokdo
    @Rodrigokdo Před 17 dny +257

    "if you take the movie script and put it on your windshield it will allow you to park in handicapped spaces " Alex from Angry Joe

    • @Sandersss57
      @Sandersss57 Před 16 dny +8

      I was dying the whole spoilers section lmaooo

    • @tabithathompson1872
      @tabithathompson1872 Před 16 dny +2

      That's a good one 😂

    • @nathanstewart3329
      @nathanstewart3329 Před 16 dny +2

      Going there now

    • @Saint5Jimmy
      @Saint5Jimmy Před 16 dny +9

      “It’s probably going to be really hard for her to leave the ship!”
      “Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
      -Ryan George probably

    • @Black_Sheep_0213
      @Black_Sheep_0213 Před 15 dny +2

      @@Saint5Jimmy Can't wait!

  • @MrTobi013
    @MrTobi013 Před 17 dny +173

    Zach, just because people wanted the "Snyder Cut" of the Justice League...it doesn't mean you have to do that with everything.😑

    • @pegeta
      @pegeta Před 16 dny +17

      "But it's all I got!"

    • @MrTobi013
      @MrTobi013 Před 16 dny +7

      @@pegeta apparently so.😆

    • @Kzaks
      @Kzaks Před 15 dny +4

      He can't. It's his name to fame 😂

    • @klausroxin4437
      @klausroxin4437 Před 5 dny

      This intended director's cut with release date allready known before the "normal" version is out are just cheap ways to produce remakes.

  • @cryeredd7563
    @cryeredd7563 Před 14 dny +22

    aint no way 160 million people would watch rebel moon if it was 10 bucks each. i only watched it because it was free.. .and i was playing a game while i did so. completely forgetable

  • @craigcarroll3303
    @craigcarroll3303 Před 15 dny +16

    Titus: the wheat is our greatest weapon. Atticus: we don't need the wheat. So exactly what is the point of this?

  • @RobertKir
    @RobertKir Před 17 dny +1079

    Zach is delusional if he thinks more people saw his rebel moon shit than Barbie....

    • @CCCCC40
      @CCCCC40 Před 17 dny +36

      They probably did. It was free on Netflix. Netflix has 300 million subscribers. Why wouldn't people watching for free when there's nothing else on. At current ticket prices only 67 million people saw barbie. Probably less because at my theatre it's over $20 a ticket. Rebel moon 2 sucked so bad I couldn't even finish. Doesn't mean a lot of people like me tried to watch it. Doesn't mean it was bad.

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 Před 17 dny +18

      Zach just believe$ what the people paid to tell him he's a genius tell him. Becau$e he know$ they're $incere.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 17 dny +10

      I kinda really liked Rebel Moon's premise. It reminded me of early Star Wars and old sci-fi animes. The only real issue I had with the movie itself are the horrible characters. I can't even remember a single one of them besides Jimmy.

    • @andrewtaylor940
      @andrewtaylor940 Před 17 dny +12

      REBEL Moon 2 hit the same time Dune 2 became available digitally. Which do you think more people streamed?;

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 17 dny +5

      @@andrewtaylor940 At least Dune 2 had a cool ass bucket

  • @Huckleberry42
    @Huckleberry42 Před 16 dny +79

    Can't believe this is the same director that gave us 300.

    • @FRESHSFREEZERS
      @FRESHSFREEZERS Před 12 dny +4

      LOL.Only First Zombie "DOWN OF DEAD" GREAT It Only GOOD Critics Review.👍.
      N 300, Watchman, MoS All 3 Movies Got Mostly Negative Mixed Reviews.
      N 300 3 Times Watch STILL Didn't Like It OK Booring Slow🐢Movie.

    • @fabiobonetta5454
      @fabiobonetta5454 Před 9 dny +15

      Miller gave us 300. He adapted It competently

    • @Ryan125y
      @Ryan125y Před 4 dny +1

      That was back when he was only a director. The more control he gets the bigger the turd.

    • @bradley8258
      @bradley8258 Před 2 dny +6

      The only reason 300 was good was because it was completely comic accurate. If Zack Snyder had been responsible for the story direction it would have been just like this movie. Dogshit

  • @joshg.6315
    @joshg.6315 Před 14 dny +10

    I saw someone say the story for these movies was just A Bug’s Life but set in space and it turns out they were 100% right 😂😂😂

  • @seanfoltz7645
    @seanfoltz7645 Před 15 dny +20

    There's a problem if she's called the Scargiver - you only get a scar if you survive, meaning this chick sucks at killing people if so many folks who fought her lived to show off having a scar from her.

    • @diegogutierrez1997
      @diegogutierrez1997 Před 13 dny +3

      Genuine question, did my brain just shut off from boredom or the whole scar giving thing was just bogus? I can't remember her giving a scar, besides Noble.

    • @seanfoltz7645
      @seanfoltz7645 Před 7 dny

      @@diegogutierrez1997 As with everything else Snyder, you're dealing with grade/mid-school "wouldn't this be kewl if..." mentality - I'm thinking that's as deep the thinking of "Scargiver" being her nickname went.

  • @makatron
    @makatron Před 17 dny +408

    Spaceships, energy weapons, and the world didn't have a single combine harvester for all the grain?

    • @janminglee3004
      @janminglee3004 Před 17 dny +21

      They brought the guy back alive..

    • @CaptnJack
      @CaptnJack Před 17 dny +51

      @@janminglee3004 They had a hover cart, but drawn by an animal, and used sythes.... inconsistant

    • @makatron
      @makatron Před 17 dny +13

      @@CaptnJack the most inconsistent tech use

    • @AB-ln2py
      @AB-ln2py Před 17 dny +10

      @@CaptnJackI think they tried to go for Firefly feels... wild west in space.

    • @IcicleFerret
      @IcicleFerret Před 17 dny

      Clearly, in this village, fossil fuels have been banned to save the environment. Because they're the good guys. And to emphasize the bad guys are bad, their ships run on coal. (Or so I'm told. I haven't bothered to see it.)

  • @theeddytor3490
    @theeddytor3490 Před 16 dny +95

    i just asked one of my female friends about these two movies, she said if you ever want to torture someone to puke out government secrets, make them watch these 2 movies. they will not only give away government secrets but will get brainwashed completely.

    • @haywood5302
      @haywood5302 Před 14 dny

      I want to meet this chick. I'm already in love with her. Can you clone her? How about a photo spread? A web site?
      Anything......

  • @hanimahoui8339
    @hanimahoui8339 Před 14 dny +15

    The dog shitting in Gary's garden in slow motion perfectly encapsulate this movie.

  • @imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400

    That part where the villian brought an orchestra with bags on their heads "priceless"
    Only thing was missing was him pulling Neosporin out of his pocket then say "you cant scar me anymore!"

  • @riothead1240
    @riothead1240 Před 17 dny +339

    My friend told me to watch rebel child fire moon 1 a few months ago. He said he has everything I love. I called him after the first hour and verbally abused him for 20 minutes for telling me to watch it.

    • @stevenldoe7838
      @stevenldoe7838 Před 17 dny +56

      The second hour you show up at his house for physical abuse?

    • @Red_Boar
      @Red_Boar Před 17 dny +3

      😂

    • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
      @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo Před 17 dny +8

      ​@@stevenldoe7838As long as there were traces of emotional abuse sprinkled in, OPs friend will have likely learned their lesson, hopefully.

    • @switters8679
      @switters8679 Před 17 dny +17

      I read this and immediately thought this is an example of great friends. The recommender who purposely mislead his friend into watching a dumpster fire, and the mid movie response of the OP who recognized their bullshit. Thanks for sharing

    • @MagnumPopeye
      @MagnumPopeye Před 17 dny +6

      Then not learning from his mistake told you to watch Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGE giver

  • @luster5497
    @luster5497 Před 16 dny +276

    People saw rebel moon because it’s basically “free” on Netflix, it’s actually worthless. Views doesn’ translate to theater sales count. “Wonder why part two didn’t get a theater release?”

    • @DeceiverIX
      @DeceiverIX Před 15 dny +6

      Yep. I get Netflix in a package, I would never pay for it on its own. Watched it because it was there...

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 Před 15 dny +5

      @@DeceiverIX Yea exactly, the metric snyder uses doesn't mean ish, if he said netflix got 100 mill NEW subs because his release he might have a leg to stand on, but really saying 33 percent of the users watched the movie isnt the W he thinks it is.
      Also, can we call Rogan for not actually bringing certain things up with certain guests, old Rogan would have called him on that stupid stat, new rogan loves that stat.

    • @luster5497
      @luster5497 Před 15 dny

      @@natel7382
      Well, Snyder did say he only talks to people who say good things about him, Hey, he got Netflix to paid for another bad movies, I could respect that. Still a shitty movie nonetheless though

    • @opin74creative
      @opin74creative Před 15 dny +1

      They knew it would bomb so didn't bother.

    • @StardomSauce
      @StardomSauce Před 15 dny +2

      Quick maths. If you watch one piece of content a day on Netflix and you watched Rebel Moon, you basically paid $0.23 to $0.51 for it. (depending on your subscription)
      Snyder removing that context alongside the effort of going to cinema just assume that each viewer would pay 20 times more and visit the theatre for the movie they watched on Netflix.

  • @inline6BEAST
    @inline6BEAST Před 13 dny +9

    Why is there ALWAYS a war lord of some kind, who ALWAYS seem to keep the daughter of a family or village or planet that they decimated...weird fantasy 🤔

  • @colebrandt9302
    @colebrandt9302 Před 11 dny +5

    160 million people watched it for FREE and still said it sucks, if I'd watched it for free, I'd still want a refund Lol

  • @rotkev
    @rotkev Před 17 dny +126

    “Well, I want to use The Spice, but I can’t. How about….The Grain!”
    -Zack

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom Před 17 dny +155

    I didn’t last 20 mins in the first movie. After I saw another female boss lead with a clueless man following her around like a lost puppy I turned it off. Lol

    • @theGruber
      @theGruber Před 17 dny +15

      I made it to the bar scene before my brain started melting. How anyone could stomach the whole movi or even worse, both movies, is beyond me.

    • @BristolMatt
      @BristolMatt Před 17 dny +7

      You and others here are smart enough to know beforehand that these films hate us, so why do you even try to watch them? Stop giving them your money people.

    • @and__lam1152
      @and__lam1152 Před 17 dny +3

      Wait ... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?

    • @Shineinpoverty
      @Shineinpoverty Před 17 dny +6

      I loved it how "clueless" untrained female farmers took guns for the first time but then shoot the dummy flawlessly.
      I could not hold myself from standing out and screaming on top of my lungs, wahman stroooonk.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Před 16 dny

      ​@@ShineinpovertyTBF, shooting a stationary target with a gun for the first time isn't that hard. As long as you can control the recoil which it didn't look like they could.

  • @fellowninja
    @fellowninja Před 11 dny +5

    Zach Snyder is the reason there's no DC universe

  • @bountyhunter779
    @bountyhunter779 Před 16 dny +5

    -What's your story?
    -My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was killed by the emperor!
    -Oh the pain, the pain!
    (Remember....it's a 6 movie Trilogy!

  • @CarlWheatley-li5qn
    @CarlWheatley-li5qn Před 16 dny +54

    Slow motion refilling a water flask is peak Snyder.

  • @chanceguenther5605
    @chanceguenther5605 Před 17 dny +103

    He said 10$ a ticket. What F***ING theater is that???

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Před 17 dny +2

      I think he meant that’s what the studio gets after the theater takes their share.

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Před 16 dny +10

      Adult ticket at my local is $12.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Před 16 dny +1

      Plus they only get half, if that.

    • @ReplayActionSports
      @ReplayActionSports Před 16 dny +4

      What’s a Theatre??

    • @Tazyizan
      @Tazyizan Před 16 dny +2

      moran does math, ignores the fact that most people pirate shit movies why pay for garbage !

  • @reaversix2798
    @reaversix2798 Před 15 dny +7

    Rebel Moon Part 2 was so bad I quit midway, its just trash.

  • @Curbs-tr1zx
    @Curbs-tr1zx Před 16 dny +81

    "He keeps his scar from the scar giver as a reminder that the person who gave him the scar is the scar giver” lmao😂 better writing than the entire movie lol.

    • @nicholaswilkerson501
      @nicholaswilkerson501 Před 14 dny

      lol that is not even why haha he kept it as a badge of something he survived and he explained if he captured her it would make it more glorious for his promotion. i mean at least watch the movie.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Před 14 dny

      ​@@nicholaswilkerson501no

    • @Curbs-tr1zx
      @Curbs-tr1zx Před 9 dny +1

      @@nicholaswilkerson501 I could but I don’t have brain cells to spare on these movies anymore tbh.

    • @SavageGameHawk
      @SavageGameHawk Před 9 dny

      Ahahah I died from this comment 😂

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 Před 17 dny +338

    The moment that broke me and couldn't stop laughing was the one when they were shoveling coal into the Warhammer 40k space frigate's engine

    • @melissaholleron719
      @melissaholleron719 Před 17 dny +57

      Right! WTF is that all about? Combustion engines in space? Would there be enough coal in the universe to power just 1 Dreadnought? It's so stupid!

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 Před 17 dny +55

      This is Space Coal. Just like the grain from the moon is SPace Grain

    • @melissaholleron719
      @melissaholleron719 Před 17 dny +16

      @@marcogenovesi8570 ahhhh now I get it..no...no I don't 😆 🤣

    • @stevenscott2718
      @stevenscott2718 Před 17 dny +34

      @@melissaholleron719 no you are missing a very important problem. While fuel supply is an imporant problem there is a second fuel supply that keeps getting forgotten... Oxygen those coal generators need to burn oxygen too, so does the crew.
      WW2 submarines(diesel) stayed mostly on the surface so the crew didn't suffocate from running the engines, a spaceship doesn't have that option half the ship would have be coal bunkers and oxygen tanks.(mostly oxygen but at least that can be compressed.)

    • @expatxile
      @expatxile Před 17 dny +20

      Space coal is sustainable as fuk

  • @chadakoin1
    @chadakoin1 Před 15 dny +4

    Geez. How about a "Thelma and Louise" remake with Lizzo and She Hulk? Gonna need a 75 Eldorado, also. Netflix has no imagination.

  • @Zethonring23
    @Zethonring23 Před 13 dny +3

    Amazes me that Snyder has come so far despite being one of the very worst storytellers in the business, just sad thinking about all the great talent that never got a shot, and those whose careers ended after 1 flop. Snyder makes disaster-after-disaster and still gets $150m+ movie deals, tells you all you need to know about Hollywood

  • @markhester6556
    @markhester6556 Před 17 dny +589

    The Eclipse last week was more enjoyable than this. 🤣

    • @neonemptiness8152
      @neonemptiness8152 Před 17 dny +11

      This cost the same as something good 🙁

    • @jkdbuck7670
      @jkdbuck7670 Před 17 dny +17

      The morning after Taco Bell would be more enjoyable

    • @chickenpit9991
      @chickenpit9991 Před 17 dny +7

      Even the Eclipse movie featuring Robert Pattinson is more enjoyable than this😂

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 17 dny +4

      Can't wait for Eclipse 2

    • @BetaRayBill32
      @BetaRayBill32 Před 17 dny +11

      It was also dark but at least everything was in focus.

  • @jonugent42
    @jonugent42 Před 16 dny +107

    Rebel Moon is just Star Wars, Seven Samurai, and Inglorious Bastards slapped together poorly and without any of the heart or creativity of any of the 3 previously mentioned films.

    • @johnathansanford8206
      @johnathansanford8206 Před 14 dny +2

      And still better than any of the Disney Star wars movies.

    • @Taxthechurch
      @Taxthechurch Před 14 dny +6

      @@johnathansanford8206it legit isn’t. You just have a hate for Disney.

    • @johnathansanford8206
      @johnathansanford8206 Před 14 dny

      @@Taxthechurch and you just have a hardon for Disney. My opinion vs your opinion. My doesn't matter to you, yours doesn't matter to me. Piss off and move on.

    • @DaaClaptain
      @DaaClaptain Před 13 dny +1

      youre commenting this on a channel that knows what the perfect show would be but never makes it. Just keeps crying how we shouldnt watch these shows then proceeds to tell us how he watched it. Been doing this for years at this point. Guy isnt even orginal in his being a hypocrite.

    • @jonugent42
      @jonugent42 Před 13 dny +3

      @@DaaClaptain I don't believe any of these folks have ever told us not to watch anything.

  • @endovault8003
    @endovault8003 Před 12 dny +6

    My god. This looks terrible.

  • @cdelmain
    @cdelmain Před 15 dny +4

    I cannot get over a spaceship powered by coal. I know it is Titanic and Star Wars rolled into one for the Hollywood crowd. Only they (not all) but most are dumb enough to believe a spaceship can be powered by coal.

  • @Redeye308350
    @Redeye308350 Před 17 dny +159

    "The girl who is the key to everything " is officially a trope now

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor Před 15 dny

      So?
      ‘The boy who is the key to everything’ has been a trope for decades.

    • @Gaiden-Shinji875
      @Gaiden-Shinji875 Před 15 dny +5

      @@G-regTaylor So?

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor Před 15 dny +1

      @@Gaiden-Shinji875 so what’s OP’s point.
      People just inventing reasons to be angry these days.

    • @Gaiden-Shinji875
      @Gaiden-Shinji875 Před 15 dny +9

      @@G-regTaylor He said it's officially a trope now, the same way you responded saying it was the same for boys in the past. No anger detected in either comment 🤷

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor Před 15 dny

      @@Gaiden-Shinji875 ok so why get involved?

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 Před 17 dny +450

    Heavy-metal watering flowers and picking up dog poo... that pretty much sums up Zack "Shlomo" Snyder's recent work

    • @CanonMatters2Me
      @CanonMatters2Me Před 17 dny

      Dont get the Shlomo reference, Snyder is Catholic.

    • @GalvinW
      @GalvinW Před 17 dny +8

      I wonder if the slow motion was done on purpose to make the movie longer

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei Před 17 dny +12

      I mean the grain from this one farm is shown to be more important then entire planets so much so they literally won't attack you so as not to hurt it.
      There are kids whose parents don't love them like these people love that grain.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 17 dny +12

      That intro was better than the movie

    • @beardofpower3823
      @beardofpower3823 Před 16 dny

      Zach Shlurpo

  • @the13nth25
    @the13nth25 Před 11 dny +4

    They try to make us sympathetic to someone who killed a child in cold blood, wow!

    • @user-cv2xn8qr4t
      @user-cv2xn8qr4t Před 3 dny

      Right had they not betrayed her she would have stayed loyal to them. She didn’t come to her senses and try to escape with the child

  • @ADBVoiceActing
    @ADBVoiceActing Před 14 dny +4

    I started watching Rebel Moon 2 but got all the way to the part where they trick the flight directors on the battleship to let them land because they had wounded on board. It was at that point that I became exhausted from the absolute absurd ridiculousness of the whole thing. This film is truly the biggest piece of shit I've ever tried to watch. I'm glad I didn't finish it.

    • @fireboy1996
      @fireboy1996 Před 13 dny

      Shortly after that the evil guys start their preparations to launch their massive cannon at the village/planet. Guess how the massive cannon aboard the super technical space ship is operated? By a hand crank.

  • @Senior-Donjusticia
    @Senior-Donjusticia Před 16 dny +81

    At this point I’m thinking “grain” is a euphemism for a VERY hardcore drug that only grows on that little moon. It’s the only way I can TRY to make this stupid film make a lick of sense.
    And it STILL doesn’t make sense!

    • @TheKageRyu
      @TheKageRyu Před 16 dny +28

      "The Grain extends life. The Grain expands Consciousness."
      "The grain allows the folding of space necessary for space travel."

    • @TheWolfXCIX
      @TheWolfXCIX Před 16 dny +12

      The grain must flow

    • @imantsjansons5009
      @imantsjansons5009 Před 16 dny

      @@TheKageRyu Right. The Grain opens the space vagina ;)

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 16 dny +12

      "What's in that box?"
      "Grain."

    • @Six_Gorillion
      @Six_Gorillion Před 16 dny

      Pretty sure it's just grain. Space nazis are hardcore vegans and value organic pasture raised grain more than life itself. That's the lore.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Před 17 dny +90

    The flashback scene with the assassination of the royal family was some of the most unintenionally funny stuff, I´ve seen in a while.

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 Před 17 dny +7

      It was basically a watered down poorly done rip off of the red wedding

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 Před 17 dny +12

      @@idawg7332 More like if Mel Brooks had made a parody of the Red Wedding & the Assassination of Julius Caesar.
      I mean, Cary Elwes from Robin Hood- Men with Tighs was also there, as the space king.

    • @Droid98765
      @Droid98765 Před 17 dny +4

      The band playing faster as the killing started, took me out 😭

    • @JukeboxWithJay
      @JukeboxWithJay Před 17 dny

      @@idawg7332it’s literally a Shakespeare Julius Caesar rip off

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 Před 17 dny

      @@JukeboxWithJay that too but them realizing its a trap with the music playing reminded me of the red wedding

  • @spiralofhope
    @spiralofhope Před 16 dny +11

    This 6-part trilogy with multiple cuts is the equivalent of a AAAA game.

    • @SavageGameHawk
      @SavageGameHawk Před 9 dny +1

      There’s no way he is actually able to make 6 movies off this dog 💩

    • @w12266
      @w12266 Před dnem

      ​@@SavageGameHawkremember when he said he wants to make a bunch of movies off Army of the Dead?

  • @devendullarwar8555
    @devendullarwar8555 Před 14 dny +5

    Zack Snyder is the most overrated director of all time ! , he butchered man of steel , made garbage like dawn of justice , then crap like army of thieves and now this bs , why do ppl even watch his movies ?

  • @Pepesilvia267
    @Pepesilvia267 Před 17 dny +105

    He basically said a directors cut on movie 2 will be so drastically different from movie 1 that it will contradict itself so much that it’s a parallel universe. He’s literally saying his movies won’t even have enough in universe continuity to make the directors cuts align. Lol. He’s high on his own farts.

  • @randomrey6568
    @randomrey6568 Před 17 dny +132

    The best thing about Rebel Moon in general is imaging how it would have been if Disney Star Wars said Yes to this.

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs Před 17 dny +12

      this is better than Disney Starwars, the bar is too low

    • @draxrdax7321
      @draxrdax7321 Před 17 dny +20

      It's hard to imagine, since this one is really bad already. Imagine Disney's "magic" being shoved into this too.

    • @reventon_4442
      @reventon_4442 Před 17 dny +2

      In that case we would just get... star wars. Star wars at this point is just an even worse version of Rebel Moon

    • @nick1635
      @nick1635 Před 17 dny +7

      @@cristinawilligs its really not. By some miracle it makes the terrible Disney Star Wars seem like masterpieces. RM is just total garbage in every way. Worse characters, worse world, worse special effects, worse story, worse world-building, worse CGI, worse dialogue, WAY too much slo-mo and dumb gimmicks. Half of it was shot in a wheat field and the other half in some studio backlot with a dust blower. It is SO bad it makes the Disney movies seem good.

    • @JohnWilliams-gp1mq
      @JohnWilliams-gp1mq Před 17 dny

      K​@@nick1635

  • @robertbrunn7710
    @robertbrunn7710 Před 14 dny +4

    So basically Snyder has taken a rejected star wars script and tried to jam in a magnificent seven rip off and stretch out over 6+movies 😂

    • @manos7469
      @manos7469 Před 8 hodinami

      Magnificent Seven was a Rip Off of Seven Samurai

  • @mrfugazi1181
    @mrfugazi1181 Před 4 dny +1

    We often misuse the term overrated, but in Zack Snyder's case it's perfectly appropriate. He doesn't understand drama and isn't good at filming action. His most obvious aesthetic trademark is the misuse of slow motion (miles away from the mastery of a John Woo or a Sam Peckinpah). In fact, Snyder seems to limit himself to filming storyboards, without a shred of soul or fire. Almost single-handedly, he managed to push DC's cinematic universe into a depressing and humourless slump. Why would Rebel Moon be any different?

  • @MeggaMann_theBlueLion
    @MeggaMann_theBlueLion Před 16 dny +29

    Video games gone to crap. Movies gone to crap. I find myself watching CZcams more than any other form of media these days.

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth Před 16 dny +40

    This may be the WORST 50 million dollar movie I have ever seen. Bar none. NOTHING made sense.

    • @thunderboltproductionsshpk
      @thunderboltproductionsshpk Před 16 dny +1

      You should watch Far Cry by Uwe Boll 😂😂😂 not sure about the budget but the level of cringe is almost the same!!!

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth Před 15 dny +2

      @@thunderboltproductionsshpk Bevor ich mir nen Film mit Til Schweiger angucke muss schon Einiges passieren. Die Götterdämmerung als Anfang.

    • @Fujiwe2009
      @Fujiwe2009 Před 14 dny

      @@thunderboltproductionsshpk There is only ONE film from Uwe Boll that is "good". All his films are crap. Is Zack his son?

    • @Fujiwe2009
      @Fujiwe2009 Před 14 dny

      @@RobinMcBeth Ich wette fast, Manta Manta hast du mindestens einmal gesehen.

  • @TonyVsSportsShortsandMore

    Jesus Christ Gary. I was in tears, laughing so hard I damn near pissed myself at that intro. Usually it takes a 3 day bender to get me to that point. Thank you.

  • @buggerlugz6753
    @buggerlugz6753 Před 11 dny +2

    Another "Meh" from me.........god this was totally forgettable the moment the credits rolled.

  • @seefoghall
    @seefoghall Před 17 dny +73

    Anyone in Hollywood who says they don't listen to the online reviews, 100% looks at the online reviews.

  • @jacobscholtissek2410
    @jacobscholtissek2410 Před 16 dny +34

    writing was never the strongsuit of Hollywood but over the last years it has become unbelieveble bad

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp Před 15 dny +3

      Well, of course. When someone thinks boys can be girls and if anyone says they were once boys then that means that they are oppressed, how can they possibly write a good story?...

    • @teelo523
      @teelo523 Před 14 dny

      Its cause the writers just hang around with their group of people. Basically pussies. They only understand a select amount of ​characters. Basically pussies or people with pussies. That's why we dint see any men to look up to in movies anymore. Or good villains. @bentonrp

  • @ryano6094
    @ryano6094 Před 15 dny +4

    And there are people who actually want the DC SnyderVerse revived 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @sethdewell141
      @sethdewell141 Před 15 dny +1

      There WAS people who wanted the DC SnyderVerse revied, not anymore. 😉

    • @KedondongIQ78
      @KedondongIQ78 Před 10 dny

      Those idiots never learn

  • @brucedrummond370
    @brucedrummond370 Před 15 dny +3

    That review was more entertaining than Rebel Moon 2. A lot more.

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest Před 16 dny +116

    The Zack Snyder that gave us Watchmen and 300 no longer exists and Netflix truly will green light any piece of trash script that comes their way.

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 Před 16 dny +5

      He didn't give us those movies, he was a part of making them. Not writing, directing and producing.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest Před 16 dny +13

      @@oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      -300 he was director and part of the screenplay crew
      -Watchmen he was only the director
      So yes he did give us those films whether he was pulling more than one role in the creative department means nothing for he was hired to make those films(in other words he helped give us those films). Think before you speak next time please.

    • @SmokedTomahawkSteak
      @SmokedTomahawkSteak Před 16 dny +7

      South Park did an episode about Netflix green lighting and funding every trash script put in front of them.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest Před 16 dny +1

      @@SmokedTomahawkSteak I didn't know that. Thank you for that little piece of knowledge.

    • @Cristov123
      @Cristov123 Před 16 dny +5

      He never existed. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • @Yorredroc
    @Yorredroc Před 17 dny +157

    snyder has become a parody of himself.

  • @GeodudeSpitsFacts
    @GeodudeSpitsFacts Před 7 dny +1

    Zack Snyder thinks that every person who watched the first part on netflix would be willing to watch in the theaters. Completely delusional. I'm glad he doesn't have anything to do with DC anymore.

  • @Blanca-John2266
    @Blanca-John2266 Před 12 dny +3

    I think that Synder should've made Rebel Moon a series instead of two films... it given him a chance to flesh out the story & characters... it might've been a better product... But, no matter what, I thank Nerdrotic fir saving me from watching either film...

    • @vinayak90417
      @vinayak90417 Před 10 dny

      The actors were sooo bad..I don't think he cn pull off a series with these below average so called " actors " lol

  • @swdragonmntn7848
    @swdragonmntn7848 Před 17 dny +70

    Why is he saying we need focus groups? All we really need is a better story, better director, better production designer, and better cinematographer.

    • @Bryan-ms4kz
      @Bryan-ms4kz Před 16 dny +10

      It's copium. He refuses to recognize his shit movies can fail so hard and blames the viewers.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Před 16 dny +3

      Copium, looking for an excuse.

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Před 16 dny +1

      Hack Snyder: [disses focus groups]
      Valve: "And we took that personally."

  • @curbnug3487
    @curbnug3487 Před 17 dny +664

    After the BS he pulled on Geek and Gamers. I love to watch Zack fail

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Před 17 dny +26

      I still will defend him as saying it was a misplaced statement at the worst possible place.
      I think he's a great director, but is objectively bad at public speaking.

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 Před 17 dny +182

      ​@@theunknowncommenter725 no, he isn't.

    • @TT79-
      @TT79- Před 17 dny +25

      Just so you know.. If that had gone the other way, all these guys would be making videos about the virtues of Rebel Moon.

    • @narem1092
      @narem1092 Před 17 dny +2

      hotspot hate? lmao

    • @dread1102
      @dread1102 Před 17 dny +87

      ​@@theunknowncommenter725 he is a good director, but terrible writer. His best movies are based on previous works

  • @ernestogerena7419
    @ernestogerena7419 Před 14 dny +2

    03:05 Which brings us to the question, Is Zack Snyder on drugs and does he needs an intervention?

  • @djofortunato5799
    @djofortunato5799 Před 16 dny +2

    Seeing him try to finish his grand cinematic bro-verse with diminishing budget couple actually be pretty entertaining.
    Picture his films on a shoestring - as if he was “sweding” his own film visions with cardboard and duct tape - and as always, talented actors reading absolutely abysmal dialogue

  • @peterphan227
    @peterphan227 Před 17 dny +16

    Is Snyder seriously saying that a movie that Netflix viewers can watch for free with their subscription is the same as a movie that you have to pay for in the movie theatre? This guy is nutballs delusional.

  • @redfoxtactical8425
    @redfoxtactical8425 Před 16 dny +168

    How is it I have to work my ass off for a 2.5% raise every year. And people like him can just fail upward. Everything the dude has made for 15 years has been trash, most bomb, and yet he's a millionaire. Everything I make at work is quality and works well, and I'm struggling to get by. And what I make is actually necessary for society to function!

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 Před 15 dny +34

      That's the american dream baby. Isn't It great. Pay your taxes! The pentagon has filled 8 audits in a row. Nothing to see here.

    • @SAMHOUSTON56
      @SAMHOUSTON56 Před 14 dny +12

      It's not what you know anymore, it's who you know.

    • @ttru92
      @ttru92 Před 13 dny +3

      Man of Steel was great!

    • @DaaClaptain
      @DaaClaptain Před 13 dny +5

      probably because youre still upset at the wokies. When nerdrotic hasnt produced anything for years. He supposedly knows exactly what will make a perfect show. But all he can do is bring on other adults that cry into a camera for money onto his podcast. None of them can group up to make a show either. After seeing what manorlords did with one guy in less time then these youtube channels have been around. Youll realize what a grift they all are. They say vote with your wallet and we all need to quit watching these shows, for years. Yet here they are still watching them. No one talks about what hypocrite youtubers are. The entertainment industry and most industries suck because people wont hold the same standard across the board.

    • @Robertsmith-un5cu
      @Robertsmith-un5cu Před 13 dny

      Very true. These CZcamsrs are just entertainment-bitching basically. But yeah they contribute absolutely nothing meaningful or create anything worth a shit either. Losers really.

  • @Rieltar
    @Rieltar Před 15 dny +1

    Netflix counts you as a viewer if you watch 2 minutes of any video content they have. They changed the system when The Witcher premiered several years ago, and miraculously it was their no. 1 show immediately :) So Snyder is delusional if he thinks this movie would've made billions in theatres.

  • @pninnan
    @pninnan Před 2 dny +1

    It is absolutely insane that Zack Snyder thinks he is making anything BUT focus group movies. What a doofus. There is no depth to anything he makes.the Rob liefield of movies

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx Před 17 dny +152

    My question is, why are we supposed to wait for the directors cut EVERY single time? You don’t see Spielberg or Nolan tripping over themselves during interviews, promising how awesome the directors cut will be if we wait. With Zack, people say it’s never his fault if the movie doesn’t turn out well. It’s always the studios fault. But can we really blame Warner Bros or Netflix EVERY single time? Whatever his next film will be, I’m sure we’ll see the same song and dance. It’ll release to mixed reviews, but then he’ll explain to us how it wasn’t his true vision. And we need to wait for the R-rated Directors cut. Again. It’s almost a formula now.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 16 dny +20

      Director's cut is like DLC

    • @TheJusDon
      @TheJusDon Před 16 dny +7

      @@n4ughty_knightwhich is insane for a film 😂😂

    • @churchking2527
      @churchking2527 Před 16 dny +3

      That's just his shtick, it's basically an advertisement at this point.

    • @sid216
      @sid216 Před 16 dny +8

      his cult love that

    • @joeybulford5266
      @joeybulford5266 Před 16 dny +1

      I mean I blame Nolan but I still blame Netflix for giving him a bunch of money lol

  • @smittzero8463
    @smittzero8463 Před 17 dny +196

    Snyder's claim that Rebel Moon would have made $1.6 billion at the box office sounds a lot like the logic used by people trying to crack down on piracy. No, one streaming view does not equal one cinema ticket.
    I'm pretty sure making someone marathon the director's cuts of the complete series could be considered a form of torture in several countries.

    • @krackawoody2556
      @krackawoody2556 Před 17 dny +1

      I feel like if you factor in the effort it takes to see a movie its gotta be like 40% or 50% of streaming views to tickets instead of 100%

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 Před 17 dny

      100%

    • @mattymatt1979
      @mattymatt1979 Před 17 dny

      From a Blackrock check.🎉

    • @smittzero8463
      @smittzero8463 Před 17 dny +10

      @@krackawoody2556 Yeah, there's a big difference between going out of your way to visit a cinema and purchase a ticket, versus watching a movie on your own sofa, on a streaming service you had probably already subscribed to.

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess Před 17 dny +2

      It's what we call in the biz, "Creative accounting."

  • @LochVandral
    @LochVandral Před 11 dny +1

    ...how did Snyder somehow take TWO full movies to make a worse Sci-Fi Seven Samurai ripoff than Battle Beyond the Stars?

  • @andreanderson94
    @andreanderson94 Před 15 dny +2

    The wheat was the most fleshed out character 💀

  • @QuiznosBaka
    @QuiznosBaka Před 17 dny +67

    Why is Gary gardening more entertaining than this movie?

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Před 17 dny +5

      He cut out the part where he stubbed his toe, and cried out “Ouch-Giver!”

  • @c4r0n73
    @c4r0n73 Před 17 dny +105

    the intro was just GOLD

  • @vincentdaniels7818
    @vincentdaniels7818 Před 14 dny +3

    02:23 looool the emotional pain the African guy went through. 🤣

  • @stu3yboi
    @stu3yboi Před 17 dny +76

    Snyder has to be the most overrated director of the 21st century.
    Releases a long shit film, blames the studio, then releases a longer, shitter film with slightly more context and people act like he's reinvented the wheel

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Před 16 dny +5

      No, the most overrated director of the 21st century is immutably James Cameron.

    • @macrc2129
      @macrc2129 Před 13 dny

      @@DaMaster012 Both! ...Somehow

  • @cinefiliajonica
    @cinefiliajonica Před 17 dny +155

    at this point i think Snyder is just trolling everyone

    • @ChillDude1313
      @ChillDude1313 Před 17 dny +33

      Even himself

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 17 dny +3

      It is modern art after all

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 Před 17 dny +10

      Nah, he really is that inept & incompetent.

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 Před 17 dny +8

      Unfortunately, he's totally delusional at this point and wants to be a "I can do everything" Hollywood guy (write, direct, cinematography) a la Tarantino or Nolan. He just isn't that capable alone.

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell Před 16 dny

      *Disney*

  • @gabemartin72
    @gabemartin72 Před 2 dny +1

    I was surprised to realize in the second episode this flick was basically seven Samurai only a woman was the hero. The anime version at least a few versions was so much better

  • @RexDaRaindog
    @RexDaRaindog Před 4 dny +1

    It's like a plot written by a child, a very special one.

  • @Michael_Dolences.
    @Michael_Dolences. Před 16 dny +38

    The story of CHAZ and their failing community garden.

    • @wrath231
      @wrath231 Před 16 dny +3

      I almost forgot the name of that cesspool!

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 Před 15 dny +1

      It's chop. How dare you!

  • @SleepyCyborg66
    @SleepyCyborg66 Před 17 dny +74

    Ngl, I don’t even know what the plot was in this…

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas Před 17 dny +25

      Grain grain GRAIN GRAIN HARVEST THE GRAIN exposition dump bang bang we win.

    • @JordonPatrickMears11211988
      @JordonPatrickMears11211988 Před 17 dny +6

      Sci fi seven samurai, basically

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas Před 17 dny +4

      Oh, forgot to add...MAKE EVERYTHING STUPIDLY BLOODY F*CKING SLOW!!!

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 Před 17 dny

      @@JordonPatrickMears11211988 Except Seven Samurai is to this turd as the Mona Lisa is to the crayon scribblings of a drooling mouth breather on Fentanyl. Or the Star Wars OT to the "sequels". Or TNG to STD, you get the idea.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 17 dny +5

      Evil empire enslaves planets for a living and Emperor trains one his slaves to be a general in his army. She becomes way too good (John Wick levels of good) and decides to retire because war is bad. Strongest female in the galaxy pulls a Thanos and becomes a simple farmer in a backwater planet Tatooine. However, all of that changed when the Fire Nation attacked, forcing the galaxy's Katniss Everdeen to seek out other space weirdos. With the help of a mysterious prophecy granted by Force, Rey and Buddhist C-3PO can stop the Imperium of Man from stealing seeds.

  • @ZanzibarEcho
    @ZanzibarEcho Před 14 dny +1

    I've watched both now.. and I'm still perplexed as to why Charlie Hunnam speaks with an Irish accent and Fra Fee speaks with a Scottish one!????

  • @DrakeTimbershaft
    @DrakeTimbershaft Před 17 dny +31

    I'm not a Snyder Bro, but I'll never forget the different reactions my wife and I had watching "300." I looked at the Spartan warriors and thought, "Yeah, that's a good idea not to weigh yourself down with body armor and to use a circular broad shield instead, because it gives you both protection and mobility. And the shields have indentations on each side, so you can thrust forward with your sword or spear. Yeah, these Spartans were ingenious warriors!" Meanwhile, my wife thought, "Shirtless men in leather speedos with opera capes? This is the GHEYEST movie I've ever seen!" It just shows you the divide between the sexes and what their priorities are!

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 16 dny +3

      "wife" 😆
      Only joking, Mr Trousersnake 😘

    • @user-ze1em2ib6z
      @user-ze1em2ib6z Před 16 dny +4

      All women do is get men to break phalanx

    • @H1Guard
      @H1Guard Před 16 dny

      Except the gear in 300 is somewhat consistent with how the Greeks fought and won for 4 or 5 centuries.
      And, yes, half or more of them were arse bandits.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 Před 16 dny

      The story, the weapons, the tactics, the fighting… shirtlessness comes a way down the line but my female gaze really appreciates a bit of it every so often.

    • @Six_Gorillion
      @Six_Gorillion Před 16 dny

      Spartans actually did encourage gay shit amongst the troops. So they would fight harder in battle for their beloved bros. They were gay as a tactic of war. That's some alpha male warrior shit right there.

  • @vaughnweber0929
    @vaughnweber0929 Před 17 dny +144

    2nd installment in a 6 film trilogy. Genius, Gary.

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 Před 17 dny +11

      It's the second installment of a three part six series movie trilogy divided in two alternate universes... But all you need to know is they all suck... In this or ay other universe!!!

    • @afanofpeanuts7381
      @afanofpeanuts7381 Před 17 dny +3

      My brain hurts too much to try and understand a trilogy being 6 parts uh-wtf?!?

    • @borismaric130
      @borismaric130 Před 16 dny

      That's what he said

  • @ZF88
    @ZF88 Před 7 dny +1

    I need the opening montage of Snyder rambling as a standalone clip 😂😂

  • @ShoRose
    @ShoRose Před 3 dny +1

    Bro, a SIX PART Trilogy is not a fucking trilogy. Also just cause people wanted ONE directors cut for JLeague (which was cause the theatrical movie was so shitty and you were kicked off before the movie was finished) doesn’t mean EVERY film needs a fucking directors cut goddamn man. Just stop.

  • @RavenSylum
    @RavenSylum Před 17 dny +113

    I can't believe I was watching people HARVESTING WHEAT in SLOW MOTION!...WTF! This movie felt like trying to escape quicksand.

    • @JordonPatrickMears11211988
      @JordonPatrickMears11211988 Před 17 dny +1

      For 5 minutes. Yall act like that was the entire movie, or even the entire first half when it was literally only like 5 minutes.

    • @stevenscott2718
      @stevenscott2718 Před 17 dny +16

      Slow motion while they were 'Rushing'

    • @talesfromtheclassroom
      @talesfromtheclassroom Před 17 dny +15

      Did they really harvest wheat for 5 minutes? That is inconceivably long (and stupid).

    • @Arctic9000
      @Arctic9000 Před 17 dny +11

      @@JordonPatrickMears11211988 That's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back, wasted on watching the equivalent of paint drying for 15 seconds, stretched out to 5 minutes. And that's only one part of this stupid 2 hour long movie.

    • @mxvega1097
      @mxvega1097 Před 17 dny

      Even "Baraka" had better pacing.

  • @nickcharles1284
    @nickcharles1284 Před 17 dny +21

    You know modern writers, and maybe in LA more-so, are divorced from the natural world, or world of normal people, physics and economics (reality) when the premise of the movie rests on a warship of a galactic empire taking the time, energy and resources to not only 'check in' on a group of farmers several times in a year, but to eventually come collect grain planted and harvested by several tens of people BY HAND. Normal, modern farming is hard work. Farming BY HAND is back breaking.

  • @SergeiJimmix-fk8ne
    @SergeiJimmix-fk8ne Před 10 dny +2

    Ridiculous approach. I don't waste my time watching it.

  • @iceboxx887
    @iceboxx887 Před 16 dny +2

    Ya they started slow motion grain harvest and I turned it off…didn’t need to see anything after that bullshit

  • @johncadden202
    @johncadden202 Před 16 dny +14

    This movie had become a challenge amongst my friends. How long can you watch without looking away or tuning out. It's impossible.

  • @MovableMosquito
    @MovableMosquito Před 6 dny +3

    Worst movie I've ever seen, I'm still pissed off at how 30 dudes ran into the engine room, walked right up to the engine and didn't see the bright green bombs at face hight right in front of them until 1 second before they blew up (They walked in 15 minutes before they blew up😖🫣)

  • @Zzplys
    @Zzplys Před 17 dny +203

    We still have 4 more of these garbage movies still coming out

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Před 17 dny +9

      You don’t have to watch them! 😂

    • @JeffreyGFlegler
      @JeffreyGFlegler Před 17 dny +10

      "We" don't - only those who choose to watch this rubbish.

    • @TheFyend
      @TheFyend Před 17 dny +23

      Hopefully Netflix realizes this is a huge waste of money and just cancels the rest.

    • @Njbear7453
      @Njbear7453 Před 17 dny +1

      @@GIBBO4182looks like you will lol

    • @an0nycat
      @an0nycat Před 17 dny +4

      NOOOOOO