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  • @paracyntrix
    @paracyntrix Před 7 lety +252

    "You guys are harsh. It's his birthday, not his inauguration!"

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 Před 7 lety +6

      30 millions of people were at his birthday 😆

    • @intrinsicallyme8404
      @intrinsicallyme8404 Před 7 lety +2

      Mad9977 you're fake news. there was 71 million at his birthday.

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 Před 7 lety +3

      damn those russians are quick

    • @jasonreeve661
      @jasonreeve661 Před 6 lety +1

      Paramdeep Singh Jubbal whats the difference between trumps birthday and his ianuguation...... more people turned up for his birthday.

  • @ichbindoofhihi1
    @ichbindoofhihi1 Před 7 lety +384

    trevor would legit be the best roaster in every in high school in America :D

  • @shresthasharma8791
    @shresthasharma8791 Před 7 lety +75

    Last time I was this early, Donald Trump was firing people on a TV show. Oh wait...

  • @danielkuria
    @danielkuria Před 7 lety +771

    our toddler is growing up

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus Před 7 lety +2

      Daniel Kuria I agree Noah is growing up but won't replace Stewart and probably won't last much longer since no one watches this anti white loser

    • @JamesBond-rl1zm
      @JamesBond-rl1zm Před 7 lety +21

      Zen He's talking about Trump.

    • @sophiaisbased9621
      @sophiaisbased9621 Před 7 lety +28

      No he isn't growing up.
      He will always be on the mental level of a braindead newborn.

    • @vorna8225
      @vorna8225 Před 7 lety +22

      Zen: "...and probably won't last much longer since no one watches this anti white loser"
      *Watches the show himself*
      *Gets commented by someone who watches the show on youtube in Germany*

    • @TheKueiJin
      @TheKueiJin Před 7 lety +8

      +Zen get your imaginary facts consulted on, you might have a brain tumor, or it might be worse, you could actually have a braincell (*unfanthomable*)(i know it's a big word, you have my blessing to ignore it)... Trevor Noah can't be characterized by any of the adjectives you've mentioned.

  • @ola-ks3rg
    @ola-ks3rg Před 3 lety +2

    Oh boy, my birthday is in the same week. I feel sick.

  • @jamined
    @jamined Před 7 lety +15

    My friend has the same birthday as him. Poor her

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 Před 7 lety +16

    Alice in Wonderland has nothing on the USA these days. The president is served a subpoena on his birthday. Wow, what an unbirthday present!

  • @ijbguy
    @ijbguy Před 7 lety +150

    Studies have shown that reading CZcams comments has a statistically significant negative impact on a person's IQ. Some scientists believe this may also explain why CZcams comments are on the whole unintelligent (and frequently unintelligible) as the users that spend the most time on CZcams tend to comment the most as well. This vicious cycle of spiraling stupidity has many experts worried.

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus Před 7 lety +2

      Tommy Hassan he is talking liberals in case you're wondering.

    • @Christophe.C
      @Christophe.C Před 7 lety +11

      Zen you dumbass! lol!

    • @Grimread
      @Grimread Před 7 lety +20

      +Tommy Hassan Excellent and thought provoking comment which is enhanced by Zen's response which seems to reinforce your point. And now I'm going to take a break and mourn the death of a few more of my brain cells. Sigh!

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 Před 7 lety

      Tommy Hassan nais

    • @kailuigi3793
      @kailuigi3793 Před 7 lety +1

      @Zen dumb fuck go grow some brain cells

  • @Tchallak67890
    @Tchallak67890 Před 7 lety +4

    I wake up to watch this show. It's great.

  • @kylecraig7981
    @kylecraig7981 Před 7 lety +3

    Yknow that moment when you share your birthday with an angry tangerine

  • @gabriellemartin6540
    @gabriellemartin6540 Před 7 lety +11

    The segment shoulda been called birthday suit

  • @rolanddecembre
    @rolanddecembre Před 7 lety +5

    hahaha my cat started meowing angrily when he sang happyBirthday

  • @pancon9947
    @pancon9947 Před 5 lety +1

    Trevor noahs im having an allergic reaction acting was spot on

  • @hollyhocks7360
    @hollyhocks7360 Před 7 lety +9

    Make it a birthday to remember ! Impeachment the best gift you can get him and America

  • @willbolton7752
    @willbolton7752 Před 7 lety +17

    It was also my birthday, ruined because of him XD

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 Před 7 lety +3

    l look forward to seeing Trev vids..😂😂😂

  • @therealeman_II
    @therealeman_II Před 7 lety +4

    Last time I was this early Donald trump was still president.
    Oh wait...

  • @MDRega1
    @MDRega1 Před 4 lety +2

    Mine Jun 13 ...Now I regret it

  • @Fjejwoxbeneowlwodh
    @Fjejwoxbeneowlwodh Před 7 lety

    Hi Trevor, Louis CK called and he wants his fries joke back.

  • @theaveragealbanian2054
    @theaveragealbanian2054 Před 7 lety +1

    i love u man the best comedian ever ....respect from Albania

  • @ona907
    @ona907 Před 7 lety +1

    Turns out me and trump have the same birthday lol😂

  • @chandamitagoswami7745
    @chandamitagoswami7745 Před 4 lety +2

    Now I feel awful for sharing my birthday with him🥴

  • @ladycyanide4952
    @ladycyanide4952 Před 7 lety +1

    awww they grow so fast

  • @awkwardfangirl7682
    @awkwardfangirl7682 Před 7 lety +19

    If its Trevor Noah, i like the vedio first and then watch the vedio.

  • @HumanParaQuad
    @HumanParaQuad Před 7 lety

    i come here to drink tears...I am sated.

  • @EpicDuckMaster
    @EpicDuckMaster Před 7 lety +2

    actually the 14th is my birthday

  • @adriannechristianicalia7745

    June 18 is my beautiful birthday. I'm 18 years old now.

  • @08aijaz
    @08aijaz Před 7 lety +3

    14th june is my birthday too..*wierd*

  • @jaffajake2323
    @jaffajake2323 Před 7 lety +1

    its my birthday on 14th as well

  • @Macapta
    @Macapta Před 7 lety

    Can't even afford real balloons, nice budget there Trevor

  • @kamelaalfredkgodiso241
    @kamelaalfredkgodiso241 Před 7 lety +1

    Definitely we aged so much, I also feel like 71

  • @thatfatguy2061
    @thatfatguy2061 Před 7 lety

    He looks like VICTOR MELDREW! I do not believe it!

  • @aspasricha
    @aspasricha Před 7 lety

    I was expecting Bernie Sanders to jump out of that cake. That woulda been fun.

  • @NewhamMatt
    @NewhamMatt Před 7 lety

    Did anyone notice that the screen at 1:00 said that Congressional Republicans were suing Trump?

  • @missrose36
    @missrose36 Před 7 lety

    June 14th is the day my grandmother died...such a sad day

  • @onilisacharles4413
    @onilisacharles4413 Před 7 lety +1

    Cant believe I share a birthday with President Trump

  • @victoriashevlin8587
    @victoriashevlin8587 Před 7 lety

    loved his founding fathers bit...

  • @XxLXxs
    @XxLXxs Před 7 lety

    I was expecting a wall

  • @tumisechriss
    @tumisechriss Před 7 lety +1

    They should probably have arranged for another "Golden Shower" for him. Wait...he probably already did for himself!

  • @catrionaakacat
    @catrionaakacat Před 7 lety

    my husband Trevor for breakfast... What a good meal

  • @larakoch0614
    @larakoch0614 Před 7 lety

    june 14th is also jesy nelson,che guvara and my birthday😂

  • @Knallbart
    @Knallbart Před 7 lety

    Wehey, I share birthday with the tiniest pairs of orange hands in the world! 😛

  • @niraghallaigh8332
    @niraghallaigh8332 Před 7 lety +4

    They should have gotten him a one way ticket to the moon.

  • @Menmenthealth
    @Menmenthealth Před 7 lety

    he talks about lawsuits as fries, because he thinks of them that way. He's been raised to think that any consequence can be seud to be for the opposite party.

  • @ShyLuna44
    @ShyLuna44 Před 5 lety +1

    Retirement is 65. You shouldn't be able to run for president if your a senior, a reality star, and orange!

  • @DvamainiPhoneaccount
    @DvamainiPhoneaccount Před 7 lety +1

    It was my sisters birthday on the 14th too...

  • @raraavis7782
    @raraavis7782 Před 7 lety

    Congratulations, funniest episode ever 😂

  • @allardfreichmann3733
    @allardfreichmann3733 Před 7 lety +2

    Trumpets from far away. Calling Donald nearer to his last day.

  • @bst1857
    @bst1857 Před 7 lety

    When your so funny, that the only laughs come from a soundboard.

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 Před 7 lety

    Lmao, I took a flight out of the country that day.

  • @louisbarrass611
    @louisbarrass611 Před 7 lety

    I acctually hate my mother for letting me out on that horrible day

  • @deegee6184
    @deegee6184 Před 7 lety

    2:12... Did it say "aMRed services"?!

  • @eversick8552
    @eversick8552 Před 7 lety

    That party hat complements his toupee

  • @danielmontanez9677
    @danielmontanez9677 Před 7 lety

    Emolument comes from a spanish word: emolumento. The meaning is the same in both languages.Most of the cultured word and medical and law expressions in english comes form ancient latin that is the base of the spanish languaje.

  • @Ramschat
    @Ramschat Před 7 lety +1

    0:56 says "200 congressional republicans". They meant Democrats but wrote republicans!?

  • @musicfans6076
    @musicfans6076 Před 6 lety +1

    Plzz pray for me to be good in my exams i don't wanna reset my whole year

  • @kumbiechivunze638
    @kumbiechivunze638 Před 7 lety

    71 years young

  • @aflamrecab1
    @aflamrecab1 Před 7 lety

    Thank you for not using that fucking horrible bloody music from hell at the end of every video

  • @johnsweda2999
    @johnsweda2999 Před 7 lety

    he's suited and booted out!! lol

  • @chillipeno9465
    @chillipeno9465 Před 3 lety

    No one:
    Donald trump: a law suit for you a law suit for you and a law suit for youuuuuuu~~~

  • @ArtGirl82
    @ArtGirl82 Před 7 lety

    Did he say "everyone in business has been sued for RICO"? Because I'm pretty sure Papa Johns hasn't been "sued" along with a bunch of wise guys, for racketeering and organized corruption.

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 Před 7 lety

    That was fun!

  • @bigtasty1274
    @bigtasty1274 Před 7 lety

    I found a sausage in a shoe !!!!!

  • @sbonginkosimanqoba2684
    @sbonginkosimanqoba2684 Před 7 lety +1

    Eish you know....!!! Kasi language strikes, i am so happy man TREVOR NOAH!

  • @MDP1702
    @MDP1702 Před 7 lety

    anyone else noticed that the abc news (I think) report said republicans sue trump instead of democrats.

  • @raubernhardwalter5060
    @raubernhardwalter5060 Před 7 lety +1

    You too dope Trevor.

  • @mavq5862
    @mavq5862 Před 7 lety

    0:59 is there a mistake?

  • @averagedrummer8939
    @averagedrummer8939 Před 7 lety

    Is it me or is trump all they ever talk about on this song

  • @DeathlyTired
    @DeathlyTired Před 7 lety +1

    "... from any king, prince, or foreign state."
    Watch them have gifts made from investment companies instead, and claim that, because corporations are not explicitly mentioned, then it's OK to accept gifts in that form.

  • @Maartimer
    @Maartimer Před 7 lety +12

    Worst. Birthday. Ever.

  • @jibrangulam2918
    @jibrangulam2918 Před 7 lety +1

    fucking hell! 14th june is my brithday too!

  • @MM-qy7si
    @MM-qy7si Před 7 lety

    "even papa john"
    papa bless

  • @the1diots139
    @the1diots139 Před 5 lety

    It's my birthday as well

  • @Hugh.Manatee
    @Hugh.Manatee Před 7 lety +2

    This is why I kind of hoped Obama would sue Trump for libel. With the birth certificate BS and the allegations that Obama had him tapped, he'd probably have had a case...

  • @-ZED-
    @-ZED- Před 7 lety +1

    71 YEARS OLD?? MOEE LIKE 701 TEARS OLD 😝

  • @Chameleon1616
    @Chameleon1616 Před 7 lety +5

    Does anyone else want some sue?

    • @rewer
      @rewer Před 7 lety

      Chameleon1616 upsize my sue please

    • @Chameleon1616
      @Chameleon1616 Před 7 lety +3

      Do you want the sue'p or the sue'shi?

  • @fieryone6375
    @fieryone6375 Před 7 lety

    Looks like Noah surrendered his butt there..he's acting more like the lubricants guy nowadays..

  • @gonzalogarcia4765
    @gonzalogarcia4765 Před 7 lety

    today is my birthday too lol

  • @stephanottmuller619
    @stephanottmuller619 Před 7 lety

    So you could call it a birthday suit?

  • @DJ-369
    @DJ-369 Před 7 lety

    the owners of this show strike people who try to criticize it

  • @eugenequek6797
    @eugenequek6797 Před 7 lety

    Just needs another 22 seconds to be much better for a birthday wish.... Like if you get it...

  • @acedes8689
    @acedes8689 Před 6 lety

    When Obama was in office, 8 years just passed just like that. Trump has only been president for a half a year, and it feels like forever.

  • @mmggbb4460
    @mmggbb4460 Před 7 lety

    2:09 - its Armed not Amred. Sad !

  • @rikkyzeng6795
    @rikkyzeng6795 Před 7 lety +1

    ❤️

  • @sergiovigilante7841
    @sergiovigilante7841 Před 7 lety +4

    man gotta give it to guy he sure has the energy of a fifty year old😕

  • @yatendrapal330
    @yatendrapal330 Před 7 lety +1

    It's my cousin birthday too

  • @rahuljphilip
    @rahuljphilip Před 7 lety +29

    Say what you will, for a 71 year old man he is really energetic, specially in his rallies. That's rare, specially for someone that doesn't eat healthy or exercise.

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 Před 7 lety +3

      Being adored by fans gives him energy...

    • @mariayout9325
      @mariayout9325 Před 7 lety +2

      Hate is a moving force XD

    • @kooky6383
      @kooky6383 Před 7 lety

      Especially*
      Fuuuuuck.
      Are you a child?
      _One may hold a party _*_specially_*_ for Trump's birthday, at which Trump may dance _*_especially_*_ well._

    • @rahuljphilip
      @rahuljphilip Před 7 lety

      kooky ­­ here comes the grammar Nazi, thought you guys were extinct.

    • @kooky6383
      @kooky6383 Před 7 lety

      You should probably look up what grammar means.
      Grammar has nothing at all to do with using the incorrect word.
      Or should I say, grammar has purple at all to do with farting the incorrect banana.
      Grow the fuck up.

  • @frickseerose6146
    @frickseerose6146 Před 7 lety

    I sue her because she doesn't tell the facts.
    Do you see the irony?

  • @nim7309
    @nim7309 Před 7 lety +1

    *DONT READ MY NAME*

  • @obiwanshinobi87
    @obiwanshinobi87 Před 7 lety

    lol Donald gets no chill

  • @Peter-yc2uh
    @Peter-yc2uh Před 7 lety

    rock on

  • @manjot6762
    @manjot6762 Před 7 lety +2

    BEST OF BEST
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMERICA PRES DENT

  • @MegaJosh42
    @MegaJosh42 Před 7 lety

    71! about time he retired.

  • @buddies8757
    @buddies8757 Před 7 lety

    trevor noah build ark with media material.

  • @oHeide
    @oHeide Před 7 lety +1

    it was my birthday too ^_^

  • @Poyrooo
    @Poyrooo Před 7 lety +1

    I swear. Trump is the only thing this guy talks about. Switch it up sometimes

  • @roswithalappas3796
    @roswithalappas3796 Před 2 lety

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MR. PRESIDENT YOU ARE THE BEST WE LOVE YOU!!❤👍❤👍❤👍❤👍❤👍❤👍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @cooler3603
    @cooler3603 Před 7 lety

    damn my birthday is 14th june. Shit!!

  • @NA-vo3gm
    @NA-vo3gm Před 7 lety +1

    Trevor Noah is Trumps Baby Mamma
    Trumpforpresident 2020

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- Před 7 lety +1

    So Trump is a Gemini. Makes sense. Two faced.