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It's a weird state of affairs when an Ex FBI director can call the sitting president a liar, accuse him of Defaming the FBI, and claim that he was fired because of the Russian investigation, and the Americans go just "Meh, we all knew that before. We were expecting something more."
I swear America has entered a different dimension of reality with this Presidency.
I swear, the number of times I've tried to brush off your goddamn avatar...
Terrence Reeves+ Maybe you should use your key to scratch it away.
Did you get that from infowars, BF? Because you sound like a loon.
Ah well, the goal post for normal moved way out during his campaign, never-mind when he became POTUS to now..
B______F_______ + Here's a better explanation, not given by me but Trump himself, *"I just fired the head of the FBI. He was crazy, a real nut job. I faced great pressure because of Russia. That's taken off."*
If my boss tells me he hopes I'll be on time next time.... then I'll be on time next time.
Not really a suggestion. It's a clear order.
He would fire you though. As he did.
it's hilarious I kind of thought Republicans were all for the US principles but... only when it suits them... earn our respect and call out the president... you don't need that guy he's dangerous and out of control.. it's what a CEO or manager says to employee when he expects him to comply.. i know I'm a manager myself so don't give me that he only hoped
"Do you like your job? Do you want to keep it?" "I need loyalty." "I hope you can let Flynn go."
Yep, totally no pressure involved there. Nice job you have there. It would be a shame if something happend to it.
r .ra You call it "Fake News", I call it direct quotes from the president, documented in contemporaneous notes, months before they became relevant to an obstruction of justice case. Comey also basically handed them a list of people who can corroborate his account. You know things are bad, if the only defense by republicans is: He's "just new to this". - Incompetence or ignorance is not an excuse for breaking the law, every idiot with a speeding ticket understands this.
I like how the GOP is suddenly pretending it doesn't get subtext, and thinks no one watching is smart enough to realize that Trump was trying to intimidate Comey, but doing it with all the subtly and finesse of Paulie Walnuts shaking down the owner of a Hoboken massage parlor.
Full lyrics available in the closed session 😂😂
XD that rap was epic!
dammmn trevor is good
" ... oh come on! Didn't we agree that these terms are needlessly ambiguous? This is going to be "Let's hope Professor Ritson meets with a little accident" all over again ... we waited 6 months for Professor Ritson to meet with a little accident, until Leslie pointed out it was an accident we were supposed to make happen!"
From "Needlessly Ambiguous Terms" by Mitchell and Webb
Angel of Art a.k.a. Artwear Couturier this is exactly what I thought of!
Love Mitchell and Webb haha
Bahahahahah Trevor is good , he is good
Definitely #1 at the moment!
Trevor is a God in the Age of Idiocracy!!
get a job, loser
your mama gets a job you loser!!! GIT REKT SKRUB!!
Good is an understatement
Why is everybody freaking out about Donald Trump saying 'I hope'. Do we not all hope?
For e.g. I HOPE Trump's impeachment begins soon.
THE SAMREEN AHMED you can hope but it ain't gonna happen honey
Ahhh Ahmed not happening hahahahahaha
Hahahahahahah!
In your dreams lol
THE SAMREEN AHMED We are enjoying this way too much
that censored rap wahahahaha!
Holy shit Trevor gets better with every new episode!!
but the truth is is that he said it three times and then he affirmed it by firing him and then going on TV and admitting that he fired him because of the investigation into the Russia situation
maybe they should rename the next one Jeff's session
he hopes, in the way a mafia clan boss hopes...
without witnesses
Sounds a lot like a mobster saying: I hope you have my money by Friday.
You better have the fucking money😂That's clear order.
A positive effect of Brexit, Erdogan, and Trump is that people around the world are following what's happening in politics more closely. I will do what's in my power to produce a kinder future. How about you?
Lessthanthree The massive turnout for the Labour Party in the UK election yesterday means we all want something different too. They lost by 3% but it has crippled Theresa May thank goodness. We don't want Brexit and don't want the conservative party.
chokinonashes61 I know. I have been following the events in the UK rather closely for a while now. I personally think hat absolutism including an absolute majority will not likely produce better results than when two or more sides need to level with each other.
(Positive side note: The English language seems to name things by desired traits or results: Patients who are better when they have patience, or the political party which hopefully makes people want to celebrate. Just a thought)
Erdogan... an election? AHAHAHAHA.... oh wait you're serious, I'll laugh even harder MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAA!
Our UK election was astounding. After a couple of years vilification by the right wing press and more recently the BBC the Labour party proved that people care more about social policy than who is going to negotiate Brexit (which should never have happened) or about Personality Politics. The Tries were vicious Labour played a straight game and would have won hands down if they hadn't been lied about for months. There will indeed be a bette reform of politics if Labour have their way. Sadly the Tories are working on a coalition with a repugnant, repressive DUP who are on par with your misogynist, homophobic, creation ism crowd of idiots. NONE of us voted for that, and it is appalling that they will get away with this coalition.
Hopalongtom I'd laugh with you if I'd actually made that mistake. Sincerely, Skipthatwaycathy ;)
This was ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!
He has grown beyond being a comedian to being one of the foremost political commentators around!
Why WiFi is not working in white house , we haven't seen any twittes ?!
the white house staff were keeping him occupied, waving keys etc.
rattles?
blow some bubbles?
Shqiptar je re?
Lava master yep
That clean hip hop was absolutely brilliant!!
is american politics starting to turn into game of thrones
Trevor's rap 👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍
brilliant Trevor. ....... this was classic and on point. . the Disney song was amazing the rapping at the end.. priceless
What Disney song was that?
When my manager says "i hope you can make the revenue target", you best believe that i'm going to be aiming for that target.
Dat rap at the end though! GOLD!
"I can't answer that in an open session."
*TRANSLATION:*
"Yes."
lmao Trevor is Gold
that rap at the end was GENIUS!
you nailed the clean version of Hip Hop song. watched it at least 5 times.
I laughed so loud that I pee'd myself a little...
This is some "I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse" shit
When my wife told me she hoped I wouldn’t forget our wedding anniversary this year, I knew it was an order.
Trevor's rap 👍👏🎊 whoa!! That was awesome man ! What a talent!
Trevor, you did it again. hahahahahahahahahaha "I HOPEEEEEEE" HAHAHAHAHAHA LUV IT ahhhhhhhhhh
I'm dead laughing at the rapping part. it was ridiculously funny ..lmao
this guy can make you laugh in every circumstances.Incredible!
Ya. I wouldn't be able to follow what's going on if it weren't for Trevor Noah and his team helping out!
👍❤️💪👊🌟🔥
Trump's "I hope" statement was the kind of line central to every great scene from the Godfather movies.
I'm crying from laughing so much... the Disney "I Hope" did me in
Damn, Trevor is on fire today! ))
It's like Joaquin Phoenix saying to Russell Crowe near the beginning of GLADIATOR: "Don't get too comfortable...can I call on you when the time comes?" It's not an order, but...
That hip hop part at the end was great !!!!
i just love this guy... he is sooo good at his job...!!!🤣😂
bahaha trevor you legend!! so funny...& that rap!!
This guy is getting better and better
Great performance Trevor!
Excellent!
that was pure gold!
that Samuel L Jackson scene gets me every time
trevor you killed it
I have to say i wasn't sure about Trevor Noah abilities at first but he has proved (to me)that he can do this very well indeed. He's been on a run of late that might be the most insightful late night comedy on tv. I love it. Thanks Trevor!
Trevor Noah is on fire at his best
Well, when you boss tells you "I hope...", it is like an order...
So Good! Loved that rap!
Sooo, is the Close Sessions related to the Jeff Sessions?
thank you for making my day a little brighter :)
Senator James Risch: "LET IT GOOOO,,, LET IT GOOO,,,"
Damn, that rap got me!!!!
Trevor you are a gem
best rap ever:-)
Everything rests on "I hope"? Oh puhhleeeze!
"Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest"?
the censored rap at the end rofl!
This guy on 1:45 I wonder if the president says to him "I hope you can come to the White House at 3:00pm" if he wouldn't go....those are the reason why criminals walk the streets everyday doing the same things over because people Defend them in court
Disney's music start... "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse, believe me!!! The Best offer!!! not an order!!!"
Trevor, I love youuuuuuuuu!!!
Forget Comey and Trump! Trevor's rap is really wicked!!!!
The Americans should have the "closed sessions" on pay for view and pay off the American federal debt.....
Wow how can you be under a democracy if all the most important questions were to be answered behind curtains...
We should have had a recording device in the closed session for the public to listen in, but don't worry Coney will keep detailed note and leak these to the press soon...... 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Trevor is really talented! !!
I agree when I tell my kids I hope they will be good while we are away there is no doubt in their mind that it is an order or else be prepared for the Consequences
I waited for this and it was all worth it just for Trevor's rap. Hot damn!! Can you post the uncensored version or is it classified?
oh man those movie clips got me searching netflix's catalogue
hope has changed the meaning of its meaning. lol 😂
Jim Risch makes a genuinely persuasive argument there. If we hadn't had previous experience of Trump, it might have been believable
usually I feel it all sureal...this time it blew my mind💥...
Fry Trump!
another best one man.
That was fun!
Brilliant..
"Subtext is common to human speech. So if someone can't or will not understand 100% clear subtext, you have to assume they are either nor human or more likely, being intentionally dishonest. Senator..."
That rap was fire! I gotta have the full lyrics from the closed session.
Russia, if you're listening...
trevor has too many talents! that clean rap tho😅
2:32 That's not Disney, that's Don Bluth's An American Tail.
Haha the bit Noah did at the end with the censored rap was neat, was that a real song anyhow
This guy can rap!
Totally
And the man said "I hope"
Man, Trevor is so funny
The rap is funny 😂
Actually if you watched it, you'd know that the same questions were repeatedly asked, hence the same answer
0:30 Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!
I've always really liked Trevor, but up until now I've been comparing him to Jon Stewart and therefore never been completely satisfied with him as host.
But that rap was it for me.. it finally made me realise that Trevor's style of humour and hosting doesn't have to be a copy of Jon Stewart's to be amazing. Holy shit. How did I never see this before? Trevor is the fucking man!
Last time I was this early, people still talked about ' the American dream .. '
Unbelievable how talented this Trevor Noah is..i wonder if he even does dry runs before delivering performance!
Hey that was a cool rap man !
Anything that Comey said 'closed session' to is an indictment of the Orange.
Okies first the Barber shop discussions and now this rap. Now I understood how he succeeded Jon Stewart.
And that "COVFEFE" clip. Priceless
Any suggestions for what the full lyrics are?
It's closed session because it's an ongoing investigation, it would be in direct violation of that investigation. Once it's concluded we'll probably get the answers. I'm hoping lol
dat rap!
why do they ask the questions in the first place if they are doing in closed Sessions.