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Hope you like the video! 😂 lots of comedic adhd trailing off in this video lol. LIKE if you Enjoyed 😊❤️
Love your videos they are amazing! ❤️
i love all of your videos i watch them all
I LOVED IT
Your Videos are amazing!!!
I did not like it I loved it
the intro has me rolling 😭
Lol me to
Same
@ТесhnobIаdе Рig 🅥 technoblade is dead 😭
ASMR REALNESS 🤫
@@kallmekris yesssss!!!
Kris: “this is a family friendly channel”
Also Kris: “Goddamn it” “shit” “fuck” “bitch”
Goddamn isn’t bad 😐😐
@@sarahgroucott3864 it’s technically blasphemy though
@@sarahgroucott3864 I am a Christian. That is cursing God and is the worst curse word out there for me and people like me
@@DemonDragon30 ok well that’s not my fault ur Christian 🤷♀️
@@theeternalpenguin wtf is that
Love how Jay is so cool with all the period talk and what not. We need more of that
Your playlists are public 💀
@@SadieM248 and?
I am a mom of an almost 4 year old boy and I will just say, I'm a 26 year old child with ADHD, PTSD, anxiety, and depression. Many times during my pregnancy I was freaking out thinking I'd never be able to do this because who the hell am I to raise a whole human? I can hardly keep myself alive 😅 but you definitely just learn as you go 🤷♀️ my little dude is the funniest, smartest, coolest, sweetest, most loving little old soul I've ever met 🥹 I just try to raise him the way I wish my parents would have raised me. You'll never just be ready. I'm still not ready 🤣 but I'm doing it! And myself and everyone that knows us can say I'm doing a damn good job 🥰 you'd be an amazing mother because you would lift that kids confidence up, they would have an amazing sense of humor being raised by you, and you clearly have a lot of love inside of you ❤️ and as long as the kid is fed, loved, healthy, and happy that's all they need. 🥰
You gte it girl❤️ You're a bad bitch and dont forget it💅
Get*
I have anxiety and my mom ha sanxiety and ADHD you can do this i know is hard but you got this !
This is one of the longest and most meaningful comments I’ve ever seen 😊❤❤
Kris: “you’ve got beautiful nostrils”
My brother who’s been digging his nose (he’s 10): *whips his head around in surprise* says “Thank you”.
HAHAHAHAHAH
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Sorry I started laughing
IM SO SORRY GIRLLL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if that was me I would run away and hide cause I would not let him see that he has made me laugh! 😀 JK JK JK!!!!! 😂😂😂have a wonderful day LOVE YOU KEIISSSSSSS
Lol 😂
I love it when Kris reads screens because then I don’t have to keep pausing the video to read the tiny text every time❤❤❤❤❤
Same.
i like the animation "Kris reads screens". it sounds cool
Her complete shock and look on her face when she saw the video on the....(ahem)..."taste of the baby batter"
Sorry, Kris but that had me rollin 🤣
Kris + Jay = work goals. Love, love, LOVE that he's a visible, hilarious character in addition to all the fantastic editing!
Its perfect! :D
Same
Seconded! ;)
He so is
@@rachaelleann9847 but why is it true?
Kris is the only person who can compliment you, be perverted, and funny while doing a ASMR and it isn't weird.
YES
She IS weird that's what makes her good
Underrated
So true lol 😂😂😂
shes not perverted and if she was it WOULD be weird
Chatting to random girls in the bathroom while drunk is so relatable. Not even a week ago these 2 girls and I were just talking about how much we love ‘H20: Just Add Water’ through the toilet stall in a bar and yelling “CLEOR” and “EMMAAA” to each other. Never saw who they were though. We went our separate ways before they came out the stall 😂
LMAO
That's fucking hilarious, I loved that show lol! 🤣
my names emma 🥲
I'M SUCH AN INTROVERT. I ABSOLUTE LOVE THAT I FOUND YOU, KRIS! YOU'RE AWESOME. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH, BUT PLEASE KNOW THAT SHARING YOUR STRUGGLES HAS HELPED MANY PEOPLE, INCLUDING MYSELF. YOU'RE A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN MY DAY. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY, WITTY, AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOURSELF! KEEP BEING YOU, YOU FANTASTIC HUMAN, YOU!
Things I've learned today
1) I'd be best friends with Kris just based on the things that are requirements for being friends
2) if we were friends I'd have to teach her how to cook 😂😂
I’d add a third to that.
3) maybe I’m not a woman, maybe I just am
Could you help out Janet with expanding her cuisine beyond Dino Nuggies?
@@saturn550 my entire excistance is this question:
@@IAmAnItalianPizza Same, tbh
same
Out of most CZcamsrs I’ve seen, Kris seems like a genuine person. Like someone you’d play laser tag with, then chill and have a horror movie marathon. I appreciate her genuine character and that she compliments her audience. Hard to find that kind of positivity these days. Keep doing what you’re doing and keep spreading positive vibes.
Hope everyone scrolling through the comments has a wonderful day ❤️
❤️❤️❤️
I doubt anybody could have said it any better. 👏👏👏
yeah it’s kind of like jenna marbles vibes. and i miss jenna 🥺
She just hasn’t become exhausted and jaded yet. Give it time. 👍🤦♀️😂
She's doin the lorts work 💕 great supplement to my anti depression meds because she makes me laugh
10:15 I feel like I’m equipped but not at the same time. But parenting is something that is one thing thinking about, but another thing when you’re doing it (from what I’ve heard). It’s something you figure out as you go along, because many things vary; the needs of your child, your own needs, the need for their development… there’s no blanket solution, there’s no manual that fits all children, that’s the joy of parenthood. It’s a journey, a new chapter in life.
Every time Kris gives a compliment it makes me 20% less insecure each day💙💙
Same!
Same
Ok, hear me out. I can relate to Kris in so many ways, but her ongoing excitement in every video is something I could not possibly replicate. If you’re reading this Kris, we all appreciate what you do so much and we hope you never stop with your kindness and sincerity in every video! ❤️
Kris you would make an amazing bro mom ❤
Amen sis
Sameee I relate so much to
fax. straight fax
Excitement, kindness and sincerity- you nailed it
Props to Jay for being so chill. And all his hard work.
I love the different voices she uses!
"Gather around cuz its kris read screens!" Has me rolling on my floor everytime😂😂
The intro was too funny! I love how Kris gives slightly random yet specific compliments. Keep up the great work, Kris! We love you! 🥰
We can also enjoy the fact that she actually is a good ASMRist.
Normally you won’t see the editor, but I love how Jay just randomly pops in from time to time.
And Kris, as someone who regularly echoes accents and talks to their self, I love how you randomly come up with sketches!❤️
I like how she talks to Jay
"Pleas do thaaaat"
Literaly!!
mhmmmmmm!
Parent here! Only 1 of 3 children were "planned" and even then, we were trying to have a baby to fix our train wreck marriage. Lol
BUT: despite the fact that I was a hot mess of not knowing wtf I was doing my entire life, and being undiagnosed combined ADHD for 39 years, (thus untreated) I think having kids is like one of the best, most rewarding adventures ever! Plus, you'd totally be the "cool mom" at school to the students!
And the one the teachers know "don't bully her kid. She'll rake you across the coals in her own way, and you'll regret it".
You'd be that hot nerd mom that all the Karen's are silently jealousy of, but never admit it!
You'd be a total milf!
...what's a nerd milf?
Nmilf? Mnilf?
...anyway...
That's my parent comment!
You freaking rock!
Long story short, I think this person is saying you would actually make a really good mom. And I totally agree. (Dad of 2)
"When Speaking To Timmy" 🤣😭 Exactly How I Used To Visualize My Future Parenting.
The fact that she goes through and reads all the comments is some real dedication. Luv you kris!
"You need to communicate your values to your partner!"
Yes, Kris!! ❤️
@JAVBOSE bot
I love your voices and characters. You’re like a pretty version of Jim Gaffigan.
I love Jim Gaffigan!
I wasnt ready but i loved it. I was 18 when i first got pregnant
umm
I love Kris's skit about reading to her future child. I have a difficult time reading outloud myself. I remember one time that I was babysitting and the 6 year old wanted me to read a bedtime book to them. In the middle of reading, they asked me to stop so they could read instead XD
Wait... that wasn't just a clever ploy to get me to read on my own?
@@donjones4719 lol no. Some of us just can't read well.
10:10. kris, you're a parent to millions of people, i think you're ready 😂
"Kids, kids. Were talkin about Pie" BAHAHA, Me being 11 and knowing
OMG THE SNAPPING PART HAD MY UNCOUNCIOUSLY LAUGHING
Kris, in response to your question, I truly believe you would be a PHENOMINAL parent as long as you have patience, love (which you have plenty of) and a good sense of morals. Not to mention that the general trademark of a great parent (just like a good leader) is one who questions if they are up to the task beforehand, because this helps them identify their faults and prepare for future difficulties. You would be an amazing parent and I can see that from how you treat Kevin. Just remember that parenting tends to be more straining on the parent than the child so it's important to come to realise that you will struggle and be tired at times.
In addition to the above, it's important for a parent to be confident, but not arrogant. A parent should have the confidence to show and teach their child new things through example, and through this build confidence in this child. HOWEVER, there are plenty of lessons to be learnt in life and to deny the possibility that your child could teach you something as well is arrogance.
Naturally, this is all just my humble opinion based on experience and logic, thus some may have something to add based on their own experience.
I hope this message reaches you and whoever else was wondering or questioning if they too could be a parent. :)
Maybe I can be a good parent ? :)
That was extremely long
This really helped me out!
Who read all of that? I didnt
Well said and very much worth taking the time to read. It’s true that looking after a pet gives insight into parenting. I wish I’d had a dog before I became a mom. But I also think I was a better dog mama because I first had human children.
Nobody:
Comment Section: Let's appreciate Kris and how she makes us smile every day with the best videos and all the effort she puts in.
Or like "she's the only youtuber that can make me feel better when I'm having a bad day"
Ya nobody says that it's just people like you want attention from Kris bc you said this bullshit right here✨
Like I like that her fans love her a ton but y’all needa chill with that for a moment and get on video topic
IKR? The "Fangirling" here can get to ridiculous levels.
@@Sc-eb3ds ye every yt has those like the ones that have over 1k
4:18 NO because my period started DURING my vacation. I was sobbing in the bathroom, and a bunch of girls slid pads under the bathroom stall
Kris: this is a family friendly channel
Also kris: f*ck*ng sh*t😅
Even though Kris is too shy to contribute her arguments to most debates that she feels passionate about, she will totally flip out if you make her pancakes the wrong way.
Jay is such a cool and chill guy, his nonchalance is hilarious. And YOU Kris are amazing i love you so so much and you're just great, you really are. I love you a lot and idk what else to say🖤
lol the way you did the kris reads screens so quickly is so funny :)
Kris, no one is ever ready to be a parent, until it happens. You'll be a great parent, there's lots of love in your heart.
can we talk about how much Kris makes us smile everyday just by saying a compliment. like i could be having the worse day possible, and then i would go onto CZcams and watch her videos and somehow, i feel so so so much better. BTW YOUR ASMR WAS AMAZING, LIKE ONG. ily kris ❤
Couldn't agree more. I could be having the worst day and one of her videos pops up and it's a complete 180 switch. Her positivity is infectious and we all want to catch it.
Idk some of those compliments are a little cringe. A few of them I know I would get arrested for if I said them.
@@cp368productions2 ?
Actually let’s not
True she makes me smile
8:21 Moral of the story is "flick it or lose it"
"Maybe I just am" I haven't heard anything more relatable in my life
Kris like 10 times every video: THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL
Also Kris: *swearing every other word*
All jokes aside, ily and ur videos sm kris ❤❤
What if... the family was just a 19 year old teen, a mother and father? 👀 (Also joking, lmao.)
I just had my 5th child, and sometimes I feel like I'm still not equipped for parenting. There are no perfect parents but you do the best you can with the kids wellbeing in mind. You'd be a great mom, Kris!
“You can find one of these assholes that isn’t an asshole”
- Kris 2022
Thanks for the dating advice Kris 👍
"wait are you telling me if i dont use my hoohaaa it will disappear like f**king Caspar the ghost" got me rolling on the floor like a psycho 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “kris reads screens” gets me every time ❤
always impressed by how kris can come up with skits on the spot and then add her infinite number of different voices to the characters to make it feel like something that’s been rehearsed but it isn’t-
thank you you are an amazing human being
Kris, as a father of 3 whose oldest is 17... I still don't feel ready. No one is ever actually ready. But you do need to at least understand that your life will no longer be yours after that point and decide that it is worth it despite the horrors it will bring. Honestly, from your skits, I think you have at least a clue. That is more than I can say for most. No insult to anyone ether.
PS: Married for 17 years and have two daughters, I think I got most of what was here.
I have a story so one time in my 5th grade class. We were doing percentages thing to. So that the teacher could explain a word. But he was doing it, like black people, white people, mixed people, Hispanic, Asian, stuff, like that. This giant debate started. And a few people even got sent to the office, not gonna lie. I had something I wanted to say, so I said it. Not to the entire class, just to my teacher, he was like, can you say that out loud where everyone can hear it I'm like no I'm good. He asked me if he could say, and I said, yes, but then the debate started happening even more. Not important, but one time, my classmate said the f word to my teacher so that's kind of weird.
JELLYBEAN
the intro absolutely gave me a heart attack lol.
does anyone else appreciate kris’s humor more than anything else?
This has the best sound effects by kallmekris😂😂 especially at 11:44
Kris- I'm going to be a floating head for this video
My subliminal mind- A floating head?
Mom of 3 here! Never felt ready to start but knew I wanted the experience of it and had the potential to do my best. You learn and grow along the way… it’s a beautiful, scary, funny, frustrating and heart warming journey 😂
said it a hundred times before and I'll say a hundred times more, Jay makes these already funny af videos even funnier.
love you guys❤
Kris always makes my day better because she’s funny and the complements are self esteem boosting
The discussion at 2:59 has me dying but I’m trying so hard to not burst out laughing bc I’m in class😂
"kids we're talkin about pie" love it lol
10:15 as a mom of 2, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm winging it lol
4:14 I was on an airplane when I got my first period.
i feel pain for u sis 🤌🏼
I hope that doesn’t happen to me but that’s awful
😢
Kris "Sorry Jay"
Jay: *shrugs*
Why did the compliment honestly make me feel so good 😂😭😂
it pains me to think kris feels she wouldn't be a good parent- you're one of the most genuine people I've ever met, and I feel like if you have a kid they would be one of the most amazing and lucky people alive because gosh. if i was your kid i think i'd have wayyy less trauma than i do currently?? anywayss amazing video as always, you're such a lively and relatable person, i'm so glad you exist and even happier i came across this channel because god where would I be now without my constant kriserotonin boosts
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Kris's compliments they always cure my day
SAME!
Me who's a 12yo who hasn't had her period yet:
"Let's Confuse The Boys" TikToks: ✊🏻👁👄👁💅🏻
“You have beautifully shaped nostrils”
What the heck 😂
Kris never fails to make us feel confident every time she will upload a video. Now, tell me this isn't how empowered women empower women.
@Bitavarra Ana Patricia Correct!
💯👍
Kris: “you have beautiful shaped nostrils”
Me: *having a nosebleed*
oh nooooo r u ok do u need halp
Eleven has joined the chat
6:56 Basically let’s say you said ‘always be strong and confident and NEVER let anybody take advantage of you!!’ And then during the argument, they do stuff that you taught them, just like how to be strong ext, rather than against somebody else, they are using it back on YOU. I have lots of experience in this so…yeah…
You’re never ready to be a parent lmao. No matter how hard you try to prepare
Can we take a second to appreciate how she makes our day better and looks damn fine doing it?
@ТесhnobIаdе Рig 🅥 BRO STAHWP COMMENTING AHHH-
I love how kris compliments us in every video and never forgets to! It not only makes me smile but you can tell that she has a kind heart💕
4:27
I once had my period start when I was at my Grandmas house with no pads no tampons no cups! Nothing. I had to do the old toilet paper fold 😅
Kris is literally Marilyn Monroe but Walmart Version
first, and I can't stress this enough, Kris always makes my day, she's funny and just all around nice and cool. this compliment doesn't hit as much but ur compliments ALWAYS make me happy. Can we all just thank Kris for entertaining us. like if you love kris
⬇️ everyone that loves kris
That’s fine Kris, you can read your child “Go the Fuck to Sleep.” A very soothing book. 😂
If you wait until you're ready to have kids, you'll NEVER have kids... I was happy, but terrified... :D
We went from a girl with morals talking about being worried about losing a guy because of her morals.
To a girl saying that if you aren't active you will lose all feeling down there.
Well that escalated quickly.
Fyi folks, men go impotent if 'inactive' for too long. Both genders need to make sure they're getting taken care of down below.
i think kris hates men
Lmao why did 3:13 (idk how to time stamp) remind me of when I had a classmate say “women get raped more because they are just looking for attention” , to clairify, this was a male classmate who never talked but decided to open his mouth to say this in a class full of girls ready to beat his ass
l hope they did 😎
Wtf that's so fucked up
What the-- what was he _actually_ trying to say?
The shy and argumentative one is so true for me, the whole scenario with the kid with the bad opinions too
Me cuz I’m sick rn: **sniffles**
Kris: “you know you have beautifully shaped nostrils!”
Me: **dies**
Can everyone just appreciate how she compliments us every time? That makes my day :)
Also if your partner don’t do this, you ain’t a proper couple (2:24)
@Luke Oscar frrrrr
Kris always compliments us when she looks like the queen
The bots 💀
@@Icepack4steve I know like where are they even coming from 💀
Omg I love ur pfp
I love how I don’t have to pause to read the text in these tiktok s because Kris does it for me 😂❤
I was nowhere near being ready to have kids, but I did. Honestly you just figure them out as you go and they are the biggest blessing in my life.
Kris: *makes another promise if we give her enough likes*
Literally her editor, Jay, tryna get some screen time: "pleaseeee do that" *sarcastically*
Hahahha xD Love him though xD
Kris: This is a family-friendly channel.
Also Kris: I can't fucking process this shit this fast, god dammit, TikTok!
😂
That is so funny
its tho xD
"there is 8 billion people in the world" and I'm STILL single!!
Kris breathing on the camera is all I need to laugh😂
Kris, you are 100% equipped to be a parent. You would legitimately be a fantastic mother.
Absolutely!
Kris your compliments always just make my day ❤️ thank you so much. Your videos always bring me so much joy, thank you so much.
V1nce army represent!
"Maybe I just AM" - Lol; no doubt about it!
6:35 welp my mom does it all the time
You know Kris spends hours just sitting around and trying come up with something new to compliment us on😂
2:00
"it takes a bitch to know a bitch"
song by Lenon Stella🖤
*just in case nobody told you today, you have beautifully shaped nostrils* Me: *lip smack* …. aWeEe sTaAwWwPp!🤪
9:08
"Maybe I'm not a girl, maybe I'm just...I'm just...AM"-Kris
Oml that is the definition of my gender, becauseee I am so lost in this video, but society wants to hit me in the face and say "sHe hEr, GIRL GIRL, gIrLy GiRl!"
can we all agree that kris makes our depression disappear