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- čas přidán 29. 09. 2021
- I personally love dark humor so I thoroughly enjoyed this! Hope you did too! If you did don't forget to LIKE the video and SUB to the channel! Let me know what else you guys want to see in the comments below.
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Do you like turtles :D
second :)
I love it kris you inspire me ❤
Hi Kris u looking good-er😁
Love you kris ❤ 💖
The Minecraft reference to the “who didn’t finish cutting down this tree? You cannot just leave them floating!” Got me tbh
Yes
Same gurl/boi
WAit wat if you’re in Minecraft if you DIDNT finish cutting it wat if it falls 🤨
i dont play it and i smlied
yes
"Dad what's dark humour"
"You see that guy with no arms over there tell him to clap"
"But dad I'm blind"
"Exactly"
literally *dark* humour
I’ve heard that one lol
ohh I remember looping that Ik that tiktoker
@@user-bn3bv5mh5t ye ikr. Lol ;-;
Oh no! I laughed! Im sorry
kris "i scream in my sleep is that anyone else?" the veteran community: "we usually call that ptsd"
I just wanna say " The way she gives us a compliment before the video actually starts" that's really sweet.
-Kris’s optimistic sister: “You wanna hear some dark humor?”
-Kris: “Oh yeah, I love dark humor.”
-Her sister: “*Turns off the lights* Knock knock.”
-Kris: “Turn the Danm lights back on.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
fax no printer
I suddenly don't understand
everyone's done that joke at this point
😂
Kris: Let's keep this family-friendly
*Also Kris: *proceeds to cuss**
How is cursing not family friendly? All children know curses, don’t be so prude
@@tsfbaf303 they do but not many families accept cursing from their children (like school aged children)
People in my school swear a lot. I don't care if a youtuber swears but kids, or random people in irl
@@MossPathway Realistically from 7th Grade to the end of college, most people's schools and education centers have year-groups that swear, let's be honest
@@tsfbaf303 *prudish
As you were saying "If I'm eating I need to be watching something" I'm literally watching you right now while eating suishi
i have really bad humor too and ill never forget when my friend was explaining how his grandma was really weird and i was eating a cinnamon twist from dominos. So i said "see this shape,i hope your grandma looses her hair because of this". little did i know the other friend we were with her grandma died from cancer. i felt so bad. Love ya Kris your hilarious!
HAAHHA OHH NO
Kris you can't box the child back, that's spawn-camping.
Trueeee
Wtf lmao
YUP LMAO
Hey look it’s the best waifu!
@@cjtheterrible2238 Ah i see, so you are a person of culture as well.
“I’m a terrible person” -kris
A mood. A literal mood.
The "Im going to the dollar store oh bleyeuoqdj-" had me dying cause that is so me lol
10:16 there is no way, I’m literally watching this while eating Chick fil a, Kris is so relatable
Kris: "I'm 25 and I want to be unalive"
Me: "I'm 14 and I'm gonna go drown in a stream" :)
What stream you goin to ima join in 😂
Beautiful. I’m 15 and I wanna jump off Burj Khalifa- thing??? Idk 💀🤚
Can I join you?
Lmao group suicide what could be better? We all wanna die it’s normal right…….. RIGHT 😀
@@aletheairvin7920 More normal than ever
Kris straight after cussing: This is a family friendly channel
Right!? 🤣
No. Framily Friendly Channel.
Yo is no1 gonna take note that kris LIGIT said I swallow s*men like I think u just got caught in 4k🤨📸📸📸
The signature, for sure
Does anyone else feel good when Kris compliments us?
Yass
YES 100%
O b v I o u s l y (in snape voice)
Maybe all the other millions of people who have commented this same thing on every video of hers, really, get creative with comments, people!
@@Kris.krisis so your saying that my compliment on her is stupid and useless because it was already used? Get a life
"We could go to the dollar store." 'Continues to forget shes in a video, "I got something from the dollar store" ' 'Looks at camera' Oh wait. "Never mind , Okay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I absolutly love how she is so honest and doesnt fake her personality for her videos. She is so funny too. (FYI- I cant spell)
"I'm a terrible person" - Kris who also is the best dog mom to Kevin and makes everyone smile and laugh constantly and is the only reason some of us smile on certain days
But it’s Opposite Day
Facts
@@MsetFox nah
She's dope. Seems like the kind of friend you can have fun with no matter what you're doing. Like just dying laughing at Walmart.
Or when your in the middle of leeds (a big ish city if you don’t know) and you have no clue where anything is and pull out google maps and try to follow it with your friend
We laughed constantly until we found the bus station - one of the best days ever
@@RobynK1986 I feel you! I lived in Leeds for a while and it was hella confusing...I spent over an hour one day stuck on the ring road on the way home from work trying to get to my house.
@@KatieM786 lol yea even worse for us we were walking
i love your positive attitude and your realness, you inspire me to just move on and live my life when i actually gave up on it.. love
"IF I am eating something I need to be watching something" Omg that is my too! My food gets cold when I pick to long as well! We fam!❤❤
Kris: Hey, looking good, got something from the dollar store.
Also Kris: So let's look at some dark humour.
I love her intro cause I feel so much better
Kris in her intro: “you look good!”
Me: *Crying with mascara runing down my face this whole video*
OOF that is legit me like every time she posts lmao
Bruh in was naked I just got out of the hot tub
Oh, like from laughter? I thought something was wrong.
Who are you and how did you get access to my computer camara😊
I whish I was actually wearing mascara.. wait, wut, no, that's not a more manly thing to say dude..
The tight hotel bedsheets are for me, celina and all my other sleepwalking buddies 😂😂😂
As a Southern American, I absolutely love your Southern impression! It's so spot on, it cracks me up every time
Kris: I’m a terrible person
Me: Same. The Relatability level just keeps increasing.
Yes
Kris: “I just want chaos”
Me thinking: “I just found my soulmate”
We all want chaos in varying degrees
Can I just say I love your CZcams videos so much they bring me joy when I’m sad. You got me over my depression. Thank you so much for bringing me joy. I love you.💚
10:05
I could not agree more. In fact, I'm home alone tonight and watched your videos while eating Spaghettio's for dinner.
🤣
Her whole personality just makes me happy
Same man
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Hearing,”And you can Call me Kris” just makes my whole day no matter what happend
Same
Yes.
@@Scoob61233 lol
@@Scoob61233 idk I guess both
Even when its sunday night and knowing your going to school tomorrow and you only get a few hours of sleep that night
12:03 ill be honest i only now realised that was a lamp in the background like i legit thought it was a baseball cap or some shit like that AND I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO MULTIPLE TIMES
I pick my sunburn too... especially on vacation. And that second one got me cackling asf... 😭
nobody:
Kris every time *It* is mentioned: "I'm absina- abstin-"
literally love the little skits in between 🥰
I love her because she actually cares about her audience, it is just so nice and makes up for all my terrible days. Thank you! You've saved me from some terrible days!
Same
Same. I want to comment this on a lot of people but I don’t want to be accused of simping 😅
@@teatalks3426 Honestly same 😅
Agreed
Same
The funniest part of this video to me was when you asked "Does anyone scream in their sleep" I'm in tears because of that like I'm just imagining it like
“*Sleeping*... AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Sleeping*”
I'm in tears rn
I can tell you all the weird shit I do in MY sleep 😅
• Talking
• Walking
• Flipping off the air 💀
• Snoring
• dancing
• crying
• Screaming
• flipping the damn light switch at the end of the hall
• laughing
• Whine (Yes literal fucking whining)
• Making damn snacks
I think that's it 💀
Kris: This is a family friendly channel
Also Kris: *Basically admits she's swallowed seman before* 😂
LMAO
Who hasn't though lol
@@lucario2able 📸🤨
Yes I love ocean male
@@lucario2able ayoooo 😧
Kris: "I need to watch something while eating"
Me: **Eating rn**
@@kynleymarie she hearts a lot of comments-
Also we can see that .-. No need to reply to urself yelling it lol it’s cringy
19:32 are we not gonna talk about how messed up that charger is 😂
Fun fact, I also sometimes have plants that come off my sink, idk how tf they got there but apparently plants can grow on anything even metal pipes xD
I've had exams all day and this just makes everything better 🙃
☺️❤️
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Same ! Today Was My Last One
And Yours ?
Credits to who commented it before u?? 😟
Kris: "youre looking good, yeah"
Me: finally someone appreciates me
Hahahah…ahhhAAAAAA
@@Laquasha2.0 💀
True
13:35 This was my reaction to finding a can of pumpkin pie filling from the 60'S!!! 😱 From my Papa's house. Love that man😂, may he rest in peace 🙏 ❤
The screaming in your sleep is something I used to relate to but for some reason I don't have dreams anymore.
StarBucks: "We're saving the envirememt with our paper straws!"
Also StarBucks: Has plastic cups.
Hey is this okay??
I am thirteen
You better get your teen.....
"I saw them smoking"
@@hansika7656 wait what?
@@sohailaeissa9608 amm no no I was just asking that is this joke okay you seems like a nice person that's why I asked you well don't tell my mom i was here ❌👄❌
Kris: "You're looking good"
Me: "Yeah and I went to the sun last night"
Kris: "Wait what??"
Me: "What? I thought we were saying things that are impossible."
Lol
Hahah
“Where do you work?!” “I accidentally put my finger in the subway fresh cutter…”
“Oops I did it again…”
In my school I have the highest GPA alongside some of my classmates, for us its 4.33, that does spark my curiosity though, if schools have higher GPA's, also awesome video!
Kris:"We like to keep it family friendly here"
Also Kris:"Oh shit"
when she says " i'm a terrible person" but she complements us every video
Thats called a dark empath
I read that as she said it haha
just now realizing ive been watching kallmekris for over a year starting with tiktok to youtube
Not me sitting here eating my leftovers while I watch the video lol
“I’m 25, and I just wanna be… unalived” is it just me or does anyone else wanna just give Kris a hug and tell her its okay
We all love u Kris ❤️❤️
yes, it be facts
Its just you mate
Well then there’s smth wrong with you ☺️
I'm kidding mate
I just want to liven't :)
Dark humour at its finest 🥰
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
👍
Agreed
they tuck the sheets so tight to help you not bring a stranger to bed and have all sorts of regret. Only room for one under these sheets.
10:34 “I’m 27, heh, and they’ll never find Kevin.” Made me laugh so hard that my mom thought I was having a stroke!😂😂😂
"anyone else scream in their sleep, no? Just me?" Absolutely killed me
One time my lil sister said in her sleep AND I QUOTE "My ToOtHbRuSh Is GaY"
.....
I think she needs help 🌝
@@File4Code.x lololol wtf
@@idiot560 wtf indeed 🌝
one time i fell back asleep and still be able to notice i was sleep screaming screamed my brothers name still don't know why i screamed it in that state
i scream in my sleep and sleepwalk...
Once we had overnight guests so my daughter slept in with me. Well I had JUST fallen into a deep sleep, when she sat bolt upright screamed "NINJAS" and laid back down. Needless to say, I had a heart attack and maybe died for a moment or two. While she slept on peacefully and I was wide awake with my eyes bugging out for the rest of the night.
What caused your child to summon a damn ninja at 3am?
Once I slept over at my friends house and in the middle of the night I heard meowing...her cat had died 4yrs prior...turned out is was the f*cking parrot XD
@@thetunedtank8048 oh my God
I’ve been known to yell random words or phrases (everything from donuts to damn it ***), scream and mumble a lot. I have also cried so hard or yelled so loud I’ve woken myself up. My family has gotten used to it at this point 😅
One time I was at a sleepover and I had a friend who sleep talks, she had yelled really loud it woke every one up
Yes, I do have to have my comfy spot, comfy clothes, & my Powerade + strawberry’s or whatever meal BEFORE I eat 😂
Paper straws- nahhhhh, Metal or silicone straws? Hellll yeahhhhh
"is it safe to swallow seamen?"
Kmc: "I mean I do..."
Fucking killed me. Hahaha
And then the frantic denial
"Hello everyone I am kallmekris and you can call me Kris" is iconic, never fails me in getting a smile on my face, makes my day!!!!
Yasss
the phone got me rolling on the floor🤣😆😆
Well I talk in my sleep (with eyes wide open and doesn't remember anything when I wake up)😅 but screaming in your sleep is super cool 😂
Me:expects jokes about dead children (i love dark dark humor)
Kris: frog playing poker
Kris be like: "You're looking good, yeah."
Me: looking down at the PJs that I haven't changed out off yet...
hey I'm in pjs too :D
also fo people like.. change out of thier pjs in thier own home?? like.. doesn't everyone wear pjs at home anyway??
@Lola Dacey So am I
So am i
Well shit i am not in any-
FBI OPEN UP!!!
@@phlyingchicken4768 So am I
The Lush "soap" was actually a massage bar. That's also why half of it was melted.
She really said favorite flavor of pizza!😂 I cant !!!!😂😂😂
It's not fair I can't compliment Kris back in-person, she always makes me feel good about myself 😂
Kris, if you were 'unalive' then there would be so many unhappy people.
You make us laugh, give us comfort and let us be seen. Keep being you!
Me when its 1 30 in the mourning: one more video!
Me 7 hours later: one more video!
With 20 mil a year, your maid hires a maid to do the cleaning, you have three personals chefs and each kids has their own nanny, hell get a nanny for yourself too.
Kris: “you look kinda good today, ngl”
Literally, i was feeling so insecure, and now you are the star of my day. Thank you Kris, ily
Kris: " this is a family friendly channel "
also kris: " Fuck! "
Sorry to be this guy but she said “Channel” not “Show”. Again, sorry.
@@Followthecat893 no you're fine, thanks for telling me!
Lol so true
XD so true!
Mad respect for the GOT chair. I really hope all the spin offs come soon! :)
The first one got me laughing straight away
I heard a theory that Dora is actually blind because she always asks where things are and never looks at anything and boots leads her everywhere 😅
Bruh
more dark humour: Why did Ginny get Harry Potter's scar? Because her and Harry were discovering the chamber of secrets
:)
Kris: “this is a family friendly channel”
Also Kris: *”i too swallow semen”*
10:00 I always pick a video before eating lol
dude its so true i literally cant eat until i watch something
kris: "does anybody else scream in their sleep"
me: "no but i cry in my sleep...a lot" 😀
Lol
No
I love how Kris can just casually say “I’m a terrible person so let’s watch these”😂
It is said that to this day "David" still fears the color green.
RIP to the wallet of that chick getting gas on Disney property ... the "tourist tax" is no joke ...
Pro tip: pick what you want to watch AS YOUR FOOD COOKS so you don’t have to lose the heat. Just pick, sit, eat, watch🙃
WOW!!!!
I use this trick on the daily it’s a miracle worker
Yeah, that's a good one. Though the problem is while I pick the video, which cannot be done in a short time, my rice will be fried even though I set it to boil.
me - *just woke up*
Kris - “you look good”
me - “aww thank you”
same!!!!
Kris- I know you're naked
me-DANG GURL HOW DO YOU KNOW???
Me- *stressing about school and stuff*
Kris- "You look fabulous"
Me- "You are my favorite, and the only reason I have any confidence"
(I only believe her compliments lol, not any I get from people irl)
@@Hazeltrunk7 So true tho
Those tucked are for people like me! I need the weighted blankets and excessive tuck-ins to sleep soundly
20:58 THATS LITERALLY WHY I CANT SLEEPOVER AT OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES. I scream like I’m being murdered, it’s like: ‘NO! NO!! * screaming at the top of my lungs*’. I hate it sm😭😭😭
Me: wanna hear some dark humour?
Kris:sure
Me:k
"Turns lights off"
Me: knock knock
Kris: turn the lights back on
BAHAHAHAHA YES
@TheHicraft it's a really old vine, it was really popular a while ago
@TheHicraft YEA EXACTLY AKCJJDNV
Bruuhhhh dark humour to the max
😆
No one:
Kris: "This is a famil- *swears* family friendly channel!"
I came to the comments to say that
My previous partner told me i'd giggle in my sleep lmao.
Also sleeping position, i feel that. Some nights it's like i'm playing twister on the god damn bed, wake up and i've fully turned around and my heads at the foot of my bed
5:25 I laughed so hard I choked on my food😂
Dark humor is literally my entire personality 😂
SAME
Same
Yup
Lmaooo
Same
Kris: "This is a family friendly channel."
Also Kris: "dumb ass" "Oh shit. Oh shit!!" 🤣
About the bedsheets in hotel rooms: I believe, they are for couples that have the blanket-thief-issue 😂
i dont only scream in my sleep, i also talk. And have my eyes open. A while ago i told my boyfriend 'to watch the damn series' while pointing at a ukulele on the other side of the room.
New drinking game, everyone drink 1/3 of a bottle every time Kris says she's abstinent.
Also, Kris saying "fck the turtles..." gave me a laughing/coughing fit.
The problem with paper straws is that they're not even recyclable, so it's just as bad as regular straws. I use reusable silicone ones instead 😃
And those aren't the major problem. It's big corporations and horrible recycling programs to begin with
Save the turtles!! 🐢😂
@@ItzBreezy9071 *no.*
dude the condiments one is so true. our cabin is so old and its got food and stuff from 1998 XD