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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2022
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I feel like we need to put all of Kris’s compliments in a book that anyone can read to make them feel better and then give a different book to kris with everyone’s kind and loving comments and compliments to always remind her how much she makes us all smile
YESS OMG
OMG MAKE IT INTO BOOK AND MAIL IT TO CELINASPOOKYBOO OR JUST MAIL IT TO KRIS IF WE CAN FOR HER BIRTHDAY
You know what YOU KNOW WHAT
Imma do ut
Yes
Yes
Don’t you love how she always compliments everyone before the start of her videos 🥰
I love the way she lies
Scammer Bots... Get a freaking life of your own, LOSERS!
@Jack Wrathwhere is the penguins assholeezs?
YEAH and Jay scares the F***ck out of me at 3AM🥲
No! I'll tell you why too. It's basically saying compliments people give to each other are disingenuous! It's just being polite, they don't mean anything! And since there is no real person the compliments are director or tailored for to make them feel better, it just makes herself feel better! Meaning it's a 100% selfish empty meaningless compliment that's just meant to make herself feel like a good person.
I know that sounds kinda "Debbie downer" but that's just how it seems to me!!
her calling me a Disney princess whilst im lying in my bed looking like ive been dragged through a bush
Her calling me a Disney princess while my double chin’s having its spotlight:
Her calling me a princess when I've had 2 hours of sleep
6:38 I can’t stop rewatching it. The child’s faces gets me😂
Same
Jumpscare at 6:45 for those drinking hot tea with the headphones too loud👍
I'm currently laying in bed having a hard time trying to get to sleep. So naturally I watch the video to relax. For jumpscared ended up scaring my husband because i scream "oh fuck". Needless to say I'm no longer relaxed
I had headphones, and nearly choked on my cake. I saw your comment to late
on your cake?🫣
i’m joking.. lol but i’m glad someone else other than me saw that
Lol
Kris just complimenting us with a Scottish accent is honestly the best I’ve ever heard in my life
Aye, Kris, that wasnae bad
Yes winmae anggay egoogan it's bad
That’s the best Scottish accent I’ve ever heard someone who’s not Scottish do; honestly, props, I was legit really impressed
True
1:49 = my brain every day
Honestly, I watch Kris whenever I’m sad and I bet others do to but her compliments can make anyone feel better.
i LOVE when kris talks in a scottish accent bec i feel like people like me relate that most americans cant do a good scottish accent but u do it perfect!!
She is Canadian though, Common Wealth natives can pick it up, if they are so inclined 😉
Sleep deprived or not, Kris and her content are always so enjoyable to watch.
Keep doing what you’re doing, Kris.
Mugs me in private I gave you a videos from Winnie anggay egoogan
Yes I argue with you on the one she is so amazing at what she dose for us so Almost that she takes her time in this videos for us and that she dose make our day even when we are havinga bad day she is there to make us fell better
It’s crazy that even though we haven’t met her in real life she’s still like our family, she’s always coming up with the best CZcams videos for us and she makes our day better with her videos. Thank you kris
this is gonna blow up soon-
Bestest youtube channel evrr!
Yes word!!
told u.
Yesssssss
5:56 my friends when they see me and my girlfriend having fun and then they remember how single they are.
YAESSS THE SCOTTISH ACCENT WAS PRETTY GOOD SOME PEOPLE IN EDINBURGH DOUND LIKE THAT LOL
Trust me kris, we’re all sleep deprived here. But even after 13 hours of non-stop activity, I can relax watching your videos. Keep being awesome for us!
Preach it!
facts
ignore that
Trustmekris....sounds like new nickname
Well, the jumpscare kinda ruined it for me.
Kris's humour and Jay's editing is the best combo ever
Ong the edits always go so well with her reactions lmao
Absolutely wicked awesome duo fr
Markiplier and lixian?
minus the part where Jay jumpscares me late at night
kris is so sweet,she makes sure to compliment us every video
"just incase i have to fork somebody"😂😂😂😂😂
The intros are always soo funny and I love how Kris is just always herself. Never stop what you are doing Kris!❤❤❤
Not reading your comment, but bro imagine watching these youtubers like a no life my content is better! 😂😂
Freakin scammer bots!
@Finally 🅥 I hate you bot
So you have only been on CZcams for 14 days, since Sept 1 2022? So if you really did see Kris intro, then what unusual thing did she do? Also who did she punch?
looovvee youuuuuuuu
The jokes alone are hilarious but with the accents it’s 10 times better. Who doesn't love Kris keep doing what your doing you make so many people so happy everyday
So true
Kris is litterally the only person to cheer me up and obviously the scottish accent helps A LOT
As a Scottish person, your impression sounds pretty accurate!
As someone who likes doing accents, I love it when I find someone else who does accents. You go girl
Bot
@@natalieh7257 bruh
@@natalieh7257whattt?
@@1lyfayeI saw ur comment on Taylor swifts channel lol
@@Star01926 ｈａｈａ
8:48 missed opportunity to say “in case I need to fork somebody up”
can we take the time to appreciate the fact that kris takes the time just to complement us and it makes us feel so happy!!!!😂💕
Stop I can’t the “✨Kris✨” like I can’t 🤣😩✋🏻
Kris’s motto: “ High key, low key, stupid but also genius” the wise words of kalmekris
I need, like, a motivational poster or something that says that
Imma make a shirt of that
High Key Stupid Low Key Genious
I think 5:19 is better but...
I agree 🤣🤣
7:18 "Dress up dead people when they're dead."
Definitely easier than dressing up dead people when they're undead, and/or alive I guess. ;-)
Being Scottish the
“s****y Scottish accent”
Made my day
Ty for the jumpscare, Jay. I spilled my water all over myself lol❤
I love how honest and open she is on her CZcams channel. KRIS WE LOVE YOU!
Not again bot 😂😂😂😂
Not reading your comment, but bro imagine watching these youtubers like a no life my content is better! 😂😂
Yeah she's just as beautiful on the inside. Most people that hot act stuck up😂🤣
Also... Death to All Bots !!!🤬
Kris must be protected at all costs.
Kris and her different accents always liven up my mood. Your intros are hilarious 😂. Love you Kris
I like it when she does the accents too! Such a talented actor 😊
“Lookin like a Disneh prinsess”
*me violently shitting*
I’m crying for 5 months 7:49
Omg, being called a Disney Princess while having an anxiety attack and ugly crying feels so good and your video made me feel a lot better, thank you :’)
Some night, you're going to wake up and Pete is going to be standing over you with the vengeance of a thousand suns 😂 You're the best, Kris! Never let anyone tell you different 💚
I love the Taco bell bit 😂 the 2 pack..is literally for parents with kids to "shut them up" cheaply
at 4:54 when jay is putting kris in hell, it looks like he's roasting a marshmello
we need a moment of appreciation for pete. He goes through a lot of puches and blows for us and Kris.
True but it's funny to watch
Lmao!! So true!!🤣
Yes!🤣🥲
My name is lydz too it's not short for anything but it is just lydz
💀
I love how she compliments us in every video.
6:03
this gave me flashbacks to when I was a Private and had to "keep an eye" on a door in the barracks.... my Sgt made me stare at a door (to a closet) for 4 hrs. not because I did something wrong, but 'just because' ... .
THE JUMP SCARE SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF ME
Kris is my spirit animal. We both know something isn't edible but we want to eat it anyway.
Too true 😅
@@aeva6216 is ur pfp from that one cat game I used to play all the time? I forgot the name of it.
its all edible once
@@Toothless_On_Toast yeah probably
are we all related? IMAFO
Kris' intros are the absolute best. Making our day with compliments, accents and comedy. We all love you and never change.
That was racist and cultural appropriation, not to mention demeaning being used as a joke.
@@philiplubduck6107 As someone who is Puerto Rican, Irish, Italian, Hungarian, Romanian, Black Foot Native, Japanese, and possibly Scottish, I beg to differ.
Kris: “Can I borrow some, please?” Had me dead
Lmao she’s talking about being sleep deprived while i’m watching this at 5am
The compliments you give and the jokes you crack,, That's really so nice of you Aunt Kris!
5:54
“At ease soldier” - the guy
*Goes to parade rest* - me
Kris - "If you sleep deprived like the video!"
Me - looks at how many people liked the video
Also me - "What the hell?!"
Kris:”High key low key stupid but also genius”
3:42 I love the little "that" it made me smile
3:27 and this is why we have warning labels 🤣
"Becaze he was hungry" lmao
Dude when she put the jumpscare i jumped off my chair😂
Kris: "I'm on FIREEE"
me: *laughs, cried, spits, screams and trows up juice in the same time*
glad you enjoyed hehe
@@kallmekris i love u.
@@kallmekris AAAAAA THE QUEEN RESPONDED AHAHABDBDWKDKZOZOOZIAJBFB
ummm.....hi hehe
4:55
DiS gIrL iS oN fiaaaaaaaahhhhhh
ThIS giRL iS oN faAiiAaAaAAaAAaOoOoOoOo!!!!
(Fu¢k, my ADHD brain-)
It’s funny how when kris tries to insult u she ends up complementing u instead
we need a video all on kris’s accents 😭
I love the way that no matter how kris is feeling, she never fails to put a smile on my face, she is always there for me and has helped me come out of a really dark place and I love her so much. I appreciate you so much kris! 💗
omg wait- aren’t you from tiktok. I think I follow you
Not reading your comment, but bro imagine watching these youtubers like a no life my content is better! 😂😂
@@InstagramUser2 bro stfu kris is amazing- get a life and grow up.
@@InstagramUser2 huh?
@@amaris_lils it’s a bot Lol
She really makes our days way brighter. Love you Kris.
Kris: how do you get off looking like a Disney princess. "Me literally in sweats and has not showed in 5 days. Lol
POV. Anytime kris has an emotion she just punches Pete! 😂❤😂
6:38 demon spawn
Soooo true
I watched this on a plane, and omg I got told to be quiet because I was laughing too much.
Thank you so much for making me laugh and smile every day, Kris.
Kris: cause of death: consuming unknown substance
I'm literally eating breakfast for dinner and nearly chocked with laughter when it got brought up lol 😂
8:06
Thats the best way to make eggs and as long as she isnt using a metal spatula shes not scratching the pan.
Jay is high key low key the real MVP of editors
Anyone who challenges him will lose to his adorable dogs
When Kris says "if you love me click the like". Girl you think I even love myself enough to do that?
''I DON'T NOW''🤣🤣🤣
4:09 no one: me walking in accedint in my brother room when he's changing
9:47 aww Kris your always funny and kind no matter what and keep up your amazing work!❤️
Kris, I love you but you CANT SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME LIKE THAT! 6:45 😭😭😭
My volumes was on max😢
11mil! Congratulations 👏🏻🎉
Awww! As someone who’s always wanted to be a Disney Princess for the day, I really appreciate the compliment Kris! Made my day!
I love how Jay just adds himself to the videos while editing lol
You would be the best auntie ngl, we could talk about our depression and laugh at ourselves.
I love it when Kris compliments us
You’re amazing Kris! Keep it up!
Okay, but can we just realize that Kris is the ONLY CZcamsr that acts like a normal person, shows us her true self, and doesn’t over-exaggerate every little imperfection in her life? We love you, Kris! Never change 😁💕
True
You need to watch Charlotte Dobre too she’s exactly like that but I love kris too❤️
I wouldn’t go so far as to call that “normal” 😏😂😂😂
@@lisaa7011 Yea, you’re kinda right, Kris ain’t normal and neither are we lol
I agree
i love watching kris bc I feel like I feel safer and calmer when watching her videos
the jumpscare be like
@@beanman5239 AAAAAAHHHHH
me toooo
fr
Imma be an asshole doctor talkin ta my Grammy when she broke her arm two years ago real quick...."Do you feel safe at home?"
i love how kris complements us every vid and all her intros are different and goofy
10:19 McDonald's?? LMFAO It's a Sonic you adorable Canadian you xD
"There is no decision more godless than ordering cinibon from Taco Bell."
She could have stopped there. That statement is true on its own.
The reaction Kris had with the guy who brought that girl in the car food, is literally me whenever I see a couple in public hahahah
Your room isnt your room without ✨pete✨
Its the scratching the pan that gets me, but I do scramble my eggs with my spatula. I aims to not make a ton of dishes.
One of my favourite things about kris is if she’s ever mean to us she always takes it right back 😂
I think everyone would agree that you must be like, the best friend ever to have. Everyone who knows you is so damn lucky to have you. I love ya, Kris!!!
awwww
@@kallmekris what she said is facts
@@kallmekris k, I love how you actually reply to your fans. What a g.
Little dose she know she will soon become a ginger 😂
I never knew I needed a Kris with a Scottish accent. 🤣🤣
Yall at 4:33 Kris embodies jack sparrow so well that I fully expected her to say "Savvy?" At the end of it lol
I love how she always gives us compliments makes me feel much better about myself
Hi Everything Harry Potter, i think you're the smartest most beautiful perfect human of all time. In the history of the world even!
@@Andy-Augustine love you
Am I the only one who almost fricking screamed bloody murder because of that dang jump scare
I was about to make the coat hanger joke too omg lol
We need a kallmekris advent calendar with one compliment and a message from one of her characters every day and each month is different.
AS AN IRISH/SCOTT THAT INTRO MADE ME SO HAPPY 🤣I LOVE YOU KRIS!! You did a good job!! 🇮🇪🏴
“We have Panic at the Disco at home”
Panic at the Disco at home:
0:50 THE BAGELS WERE MOLDY 😭😭
i love how after a long, stressful day i can just sit down, watch kris' new video, and have a good laugh. i love kris so much, and she's such an amazing person who works so hard to entertain us 💓💓💓💓💓💓
Until the jump scare
OMG ANOTHER SWFITIE I LOVE FINDING THEM HERE
1:22 If I saw that in my house I probably….I DON’T EVEN KNOW, I’d just be HORRIFIED
My soul left my body with that jumpscare tysm
I feel like I’m going loopy when watching kris’s videos