Tiktok's ONLY BOYS Will Understand
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At first I thought Kris wasn't wearing a shirt and I was scared 😅
Same-
same
Fr fr ong my guy
me to
Same :0
Pretty sure for the first video with the earbud he literally did random stuff that nobody of any gender would understand. Technically, he succeeded in confusing the girls, confusing the boys was the collateral damage
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🤣🔥 bomb move tho
Some idiots are PHONY! Old useless earbuds laying around & the fact EARPODS LOOK THE SAME JUST NO WIRE woops left caps. The spray is just these are old and may have a smell just a guess. (love your videos tried to message on tiktok but you don't follow me and I got no content.
"confusing the boys was just collateral damage" threw me overboard 😂😂😂
I mean I got it, he was just refering how your phone, and only your phone, goes in the right pocket, and literally everything else goes in the left
The "I'll buy the door" is a Call of Duty Zombies remark showing the highest honor of male respect
First thing that came to mind ain’t gonna lie bruv
First thing I thought😂😂
Glad this old man knows what "I'll buy the door." means. It's because of my son. Thanks, dude.
I think it’s great Kris includes/mentions her editor Jay in, pretty much every if not all, her videos. A lot of creators like to take all the glory, even if the editor doesn’t want to appear they should at least get a fraction of the love and recognition that Kris gives to Jay
Yes totally agreed I love when he pops up and she always includes him it’s so funny I love them both
Honestly I’d love to see him in a video with her. He’s funny! ❤😂
@@aardvarks17 oh yea! if they did a little video together in person, that would indeed be hilarious 🤣 we totally need a meet Jay video , they could do some 5 minute crafts together 😂
Every and all are synonyms, I don’t mean to be rude or a grammar police but maybe you should say most, if not all instead of every, if not all. sorry.
I also like lixian and markipliers relationship
The “door” video was a reference to Call of Duty Zombies game modes. To open more space in a zombie map, you gotta buy doors after getting a number of points.
I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT! But I wasn't sure if I was right or not it's been so long since I played. Only og zombies.
Everyone always wanted to hoard points for the mystery box 😂
What’s that one about guys smiling and laughing at girls or whatever the first one 😀
That is not a boys thing, but rather a gamer thing...
but that s not even boy exclusive though I was hella confused
5:09 that fawking Dora impression is incredible. Thank you, Kris, for making me laugh until my face hurts.
I just respect kris so much because she understands everyone and is hilarious and that’s what makes her so fun to watch and just over all a great person 😊🤣
the "eating a banana with the boys" one reminded me of an awkward eye contact moment I had while waiting at the station for a bus. A woman sitting across from me happened to be taking a bite of a banana at the same time I was absent mindedly licking the chocolate and foam from the underside of the lid from my cup of coffee... We both had that split second moment of eye contact, awkwardness, and a quickly diverted gaze.
lol the sparks are flying between the two of you xD
Damn... It was meant to be, son
This made my day lol 👍
Lmao
and thts how it started
I’ve been a guy for nearly 46 years and the vast amount of these went straight over my head.
tbf most tiktok videos are aimed for teenagers, after all teenagers are so worldly and streetwise.
That's the problem, you've been playing too long
Yeah, ... same here for me too
Im confused over a couple of these, like i swear they just did some random shit and said lets confuse the girls, shut up your confusing everybody.
The towel one i have no idea though
I'm 28 and same for me
I love it when she suddenly switches to her British accent. :-)
Sounds nice.
Big ups to you Jay. You make one of my fave content creators much more brilliant.
Absolutely love it when her ADHD just shows up. All the sudden "I am so pale." Love you Kris!!
I know, someone finally understands my ADD/ADHD 😂😂
ADHD doesn't just "show up". Every single person ever that just is like "omg ADHD moment haha I'm so weird I just can't focus sometimes and randomly get distracted!" Is not ADHD. That's literally everyone. ADHD is a miserable thing to have and the distraction thing is actually only the tiniest part of what ADHD actually affects.
She has ADHD?
@@TheAcaciaStrain1exactly at least someone understands its not an easy thing to live with your whole life
@@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 it absolutely isn't an easy thing to deal with. ADHD has some of the largest amount of misinformation out there about what it feels like to deal with it and what it affects in our daily life. It doesn't help that everyone is over diagnosed with it, and people like the original commenter think it's something cute or quirky to have, like it's a fucking personality trait
Kris' shoulders and arms are looking cut! Must be all the spirits she's lifting with her compliments and wonderful content! 💙
YEA!!!!!!!!!!
simps
@@fuzzybee3233 just cuz you give someone a compliment does not make them a simp, but awesome content Kris! Keep it up!
@@aadenlloyd8191 u simp too
@@fuzzybee3233 bruh 💀
1:40 Jake's response was so heartfelt 😂
A fresh cut does feel nice. Every 6 months I wonder at how much time it saves in the shower, lol.
9:35 that's just me. When I sit still for extended periods I regularly stretch, just an urge that comes on. Especially the back rotation thing xD
I feel amazing after my daily fresh cut - shave my head bald and omg it's the best feeling! Confidence definitely goes up. Dudes out there, I'm telling you, bald is where sexy is at!
You're groovy, Kris! Glad I watch your videos on both mom's phone, and mine... You're so fun!
The bloke wiggling his leg was trying to unstick his balls without making it obvious 💀
Nah bro was rubbing it off
Stop blowing our cover dude
Lol I do it to
My innocence is gone now-😭
I thought he was trying to un-hard his boner.
Although I live in a cold country so I never had the ball sticking issue.
Every time Kris give us a complement, I legit feel a boost of confidence. Thank you for being who you are Kris!
ik and that's why she's my fave yter tbh 😌😌😌
No you dont
compliment*
"Complement" means something different.
Complimenting people, especially guys, is rare and so valuable. I am MFW so I love complimenting women but because I wish women complimented me I do the only thing I can which is to compliment other guys. I love complimenting people. I really do wish more than just my Mom and Dad complimented me (I'm not a young guy). Everyone needs compliments but I sus that a lot of guys go eons without any compliments from women. Actually I used to get a lot of compliments from older women. I bet women want to compliment more but they've learned the wrong lesson that if they compliment a guy it will be misinterpreted - yeah maybe but you can deflect that - give compliments every chance, like 10 compliments in one day isn't too many! Sorry I ranted, I'm rarely concise. Did I make sense? I think there is an epidemic of men not being complimented by women enough. The impact would probably change the world. No doubt us guys need to do a bunch of things for women that we suck at, just sticking to that one specific thing here. Have a good day 💙
@@TheSkystrideryou're a wonderful person. Many times people get confused when I compliment them, like ok dude weird but thanks i guess lol. I live away and see my parents once every 3-4 years and i'm single... Stay strong, you're a king.
Kris unexpectedly complimenting me every video is something I didn't know I needed.
Your my favorite CZcamsr no matter what if you stop reacting or stop your character stuff just we all love what your doing keep it up
I'm a guy and I didn't even understand some of those TIkToks. And, every time you put a compliment in your video, it makes me feel very happy about myself. Thank you for doing that.😊
I don’t know you, but you have great style😊
I know you may find it weird or overwhelming how much this community loves you and appreciates you but you truly deserve it. You mean so much to all of us
@ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 𖠳ᐝ
So its not just me who thinks she's beautiful? (not a simp, im 12) love ya Kris! :D
@@zoggyhuffson9499 same
Kris's compliments made my day today
3:47 LMAO yep crusty sock from a hike mhm
*Video starts*
Me: HOLY- Is she-??
Kris: *pops up, showing her top*
Me: Oh, thank goodness. I mean, I didn't think anything wrong.
@@HqPP7DEqTH sUs
@ImAHqPP7boy SUS, VERY SUS DUDE
Abstinent
@ImAHqPP7boy sussy but i understand
Tbf that isn't actually sus at all because he is very clear about what he wanted.
her into are getting better day by day ❤
Intro*
Damn bots
This is just a bot spawning machine and also it’s ‘intro’
Help not everyone being bots in the comments 😭
Kris can u believe all them spam replies?!? I swear these these bots are getting more annoying by the day!
"I'll buy the door" is a reference to being the first person to breach a room is the likeliest to get killed. Paying the price of being first = "Buying the door"
I love everything about your CZcams videos like the complements and actual video itself also let’s get her to 10 million subs
It's funny how when Kris compliments us I look at myself and I'm usually mid eating something or I haven't showered/ no makeup on but it's still the confidence boost I needed lol. I moved to a new state and her videos are so uplifting since I haven't made many friends, love all your stuff Kris! It always brightens my day!😊😶🌫️🌞❤️
Darling I am sure you look absolutely beautimus without your makeup
a person who doesn't know you at all, making compliments to the entirety of YT, makes you feel better?? Plz tell me how that works to make you feel better?
I'm really trying to understand today's youth
@@greenwave819 it just feels nice kinda like if a stranger compliments your hair or your outfit
Uhu, sitting in my ph, hair messy, haven't showered in days, having a high fever and hardly able to stay awake 😂😂
But Kris likes the way I look lol lol
We can all agree that Kris makes us all feel comfortable and we love it when she gives us those compliments. I know I do ❤
I'm here for the compliments. As a single guy that's all you get for the week.
@@GergelyGyurics a week? That's a generous guess mate
@@Mjenneau well I can rewatch previous vids from Kris, so you could say I have canned compliments on my shelf.
But without Kris? Yeah... A compliment every couple of months? Probably that one time you decide to wear a suit on a formal event.
@@GergelyGyurics you get compliments?
@@inepthornet3671 mostly from Kris.
Kriss u are so real it is really refreshing. Never change
Kris we love everything about the things you do for us hopefully you don’t quit youtube soon but when you do I will be very sad but we have to respect it no matter what also let’s get you to ten million
Jay's responses. Lol. I'm with you bud. I'm a 43 year old man and half that shit I didn't know either. Haha
Kris thank you, that was funny as hell!! Also Kris, have you ever dyed your hair red? Not super dark, but maybe a mix of red, purple with some blond streaks? I personally like the pixie cut, my wife has had one on an off for the last almost 16 years. It fits the frame of her face well and that's one of the many things that attracted me to her!
some of them were definitely jokes, making fun of similar tik toks that talk about things supposedly only girls and women will understand, so there's probably nothing to get about them haha
@@arsena5209 Especially the one with the earbud and "I'll buy the door". The creators wanted to confuse women and they were successful.
SERIOUSLY, guys. Totally with you. I'm 48, and more than half of these, I felt like I was on the wrong side of TikTok! Also, (ADHD moment) I'm intrigued about Jay when he said "when I was on tour". I immediately thought he was a musician, but now I just have a mental list of follow up questions!
Anyways, love Kris' videos and obviously like Jay's edits because he is integral to her successful videos! Peace, peeps!
Have you seen any of her older videos where the tips of her hair is red? Oh man it’s so gorgeous I’d love to see her do that again or go all deep red. I like your ideas a lot!
The “I’ll buy the door” is referencing call of duty zombies and buying the doors to access the next area.
As a single, average looking man in 2022, I do not get complemented very much, and so I look forward to your intro every video. I know the complements are not directed at me specifically, but it truly makes me feel loved. I hope I can find a woman like you someday. Love the videos and never stop being Kris! 🥰
Kris complementing you means you are 1 step away from dating here. Complements are indicators of interest. now you just need to ask her out. go on friend, best luck shooting your shot!
Bruh if a random person on CZcams talking at anyone who watches makes you feel loved and complimented, never mind the fact she can't even see you, you need some help. Go to a bar and talk to some people... Lay off the internet and go outside. Take a dancing class, or yoga, do something dude.
Ready to be slightly creeped out…I looked you up on Facebook so I can make this sincere…
1. Love your hair. The curls are amazing.
2. Your smile put a smile on my face. The beauty and sincerity of it isn’t common anymore.
3. You have lovely eyes.
4. From the few pictures I saw I would honestly say that if I saw you in a bar I would think “hey he’s pretty cute!”
I swear I’m not some creep, lol. I hate that men don’t get the compliments they deserve unless they’re like Adonis hot. Women deserve more and so do men.
Have a wonderful night and fantastic weekend.
@@idontno0 it's just thanking her😊
@@idontno0 bruh just stop. You need a therapist too
Kris, you are hillarious!! Cant wait to see you in movies.
I'll buy the door" is a reference to Call of Duty zombies. When you kill zombies they drop money, and that is used to open doors to the next area of the level. If you get more kills with knives or headshots, you will typically have more money, and when needed to get to the next area, you would say, "I'll buy the door."
Anyone else scrolling through the comments for the answers?
🥰Love you Kris, thank you for being a content creator, you have a lovely energy, and as you can see from the comments, it helps many of us.
Yes
Um yeah
I'm a dude and I'm looking for answers
Yep
yea...
First off, I want to thank you for just being you. I recently had covid and your video’s made the days go by easier and faster. They kept me sane 🤣 Also, my 10 year old daughter Lily would love if you said hi her. She’s gotten really good at imitating your character’s voices and accents. She’s been thinking about being Riley for Halloween 👻🎃 Thanks for all that you do to entertain all of us! Much love ❤️
Once she said “first off” I knew it was gonna be one of those comments everyone comments
@Thank me later 🅥 lol
@Thank me later 🅥 FUCK YOU SHE DIDNT
ALL BOTS MUST DIE!🤬
@Thank me later 🅥 shut up bro 😂
Thank you for ALL your videos. Always down for "TACOS". Keep up your funny work. And yes, guys give it a shake or two- and put it away.
6:50 awe that was so cute! y’all’s relationship is so cute!
I just love how Kris switches accents it's really funny and makes up my day.
Ok, I totally get the ankle itching thing!
I have leg hair (haven't shaved in years), and wearing a sock over it irritates it. So, it gets itchy and needs a good scratchin. I'm pretty sure that's what the video at 9:02 is trying to say.
Your hair starts to hurt after wearing socks for long time, at least it does for me.
@@fuse98 Yeah, same! I totally get that
This video was an emotional roller coaster I cried, laughed and got really uncomfortable
Congratulations on 9 million subs 🎉
Can I just say thank you! I’ve been feeling just utterly depressed today and so in my own emotions and your videos NEVER fail to put me in such a better mood.
I love you Kris and everything you do from your CZcams videos to your tiktoks. Never stop doing what you’re doing and being you ❤
And again, thank you so much ❤
Same here. Kris is my go to for feel better stuff. Which I've needed a lot more these days
Yeah same and the why they don’t need toilet paper I now understand why I would find piss on the floor, wall, seat, etc…. I could go on for longer than I wish
I'm a guy and didn't understand many of those, so many strange people out there. At home we call it ADEB "Attention Deficit Ewe Bug" because our kids would totally loose focus if they seen a bug. Love your channel and you being honest about life!
That intro made me smile thanks Kris sorry I don't have a good thirsty comment, but your hair is fantastic as per usual.
The buying the door one is probably cod zombies
I thought you meant tacos and I was like "hell yeah, I wouldn't want to miss tacos". With and without innuendo, it is worth paying attention to the phone.
feel like crap? "watches kriss' video"
feel good? "watches kriss' video"
am i obsessed with kris? probably.
thanks kris.
She's a solid 7/10. I'd say you'd can land her if ur lucky and work hard to improve ur game
Those of us guys who go ice swimming, when it's that cold after 5 or 6 minutes inside your balls feels like literal rubber balls with hair, it is such a strange feeling
'Buying the door' is a Call of Duty: Zombies reference. Buying the door is literally spending points to open the door
Honestly, I've been bed bound for a couple weeks with a broken leg and have been kinda hating myself. But watching your videos and getting complimented each time you start a video has been amazing, thank you Kris
I love how Kris embraces her adhd moments bc I just try and hide mine. Kris if u see this thank you ever since I started watching ur videos and seen how open u r about ur mental health and journey to embrace it I have been more confident about having adhd and not being ashamed of it. Thanks! And I mean it!
she has ADHD?
@@vontrude3310 yeah she says it in like every video but I guess if you don't really know what it is it's hard to tell.
*NEVER* be ashamed of having ADHD!
@@mystic_tacosI won't
Kris in the whole video looking like she would be in the just chatting section of twitch
I love how when the "how guys peek" video comes on I chose that moment to crack my back and neck I swear I'm alone in my room lol
5:04 R.I.P Kris’s neck 🥺 it will always be in our hearts ❤️ we will miss you 😭
scam😭💀
Those intros Kris does are keeping me sane. The depression is so bad right now. And I understood almost none of these lol 😂
I've also had depression and I found a way out. Hope you do to ❤
❤❤❤
@@kallmekris ❤❤❤❤
I did one more so I think I won
Right there with you, and as a guy.... yeah all the ones Kris didn't get... I didn't get either... >.>
Awesome video Kris and Jay 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
The second one that jay came to come fly on lack of understanding was a COD Zombies reference
“We don’t judge you for it. It’s fine a little funny but fine” 😂 also love how jay looked like he was ready to give up on life with some of these clips
I didn't get all of them but boy, do I love the interpretations Kris is trying to explain to us the rest without having the video flagged is a hoot. Thanks for the deep, deep belly laughs. Jay, Thanks for helping our girl out. Love the tag team between you two. To everyone else, "Subscribe". 😂😂😂😂
3:17 Yes Kris we do shift our shit when it is uncomfortable and in the wrong place
🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:25
It's a CoD Zombies reference. in that game you have to spend points in order to gain access to most areas. "I'll buy the door" is just what you say when you have enough points to spare on that.
Its so nice to see that Kris actually reads the comments, and appreciates us. We love you, and I wanted to say thank you so much, this channel has become my confidence boosting channel.
@gamezar 💀💀💀
Харе играть , жизнь коротка
@GamezarebetterBroken 3 hearts at top now lol
The only comment she did not heart
Your accents are always on point👌
Ikr
I feel like the only human here
There just not tho
They’re
I always love how her make-up and hair is done.
I need it.
I'm pretty sure the video with the bird was what they do with their no-no square haha 😂 love your videos Kris!!! ❤️🫶
kris needs an award for being one of the only people that make me smile. Kris if your see this keep on doing what you do because your amazing𓆩☺𓆪 ᕦ😃ᕤ
I know you probably won't see this but thank you Kris for everything you do for us, you light up everyone's day giving those compliments.
You did not 😂
But I agree- the rest are just truly known by seein her charisma & energy. Introvs would have her as a peak rolemodel to hype on ✨
Your "TikToks" got me good
“I'll but the door” is a reference to call it duty black ops zombies mode, where you had to save up money to unlock other areas of the map.
4:26 is a reference to COD Zombies where you have to buy the doors to be able to go through them and progress.
"I'll buy the door" COD Zombie reference
When I got that refrence, that made my day
Ong that shit made me smile so much
Buying the door is a reference to the game COD Zombie mode, where you get points for killing zombies and you have to use those points to gain access to different parts of the map (opening doors), so when someone says they are buying the door they mean they have enough points to open the door (using said points). Hope it helps.
the "ill buy the door" scene is an ode to any call of duty zombies game. :)
7:44 when someone asks me if I’m doing okay, that face answers everything for me😂
Love how Jay didn't know anything when he was supposed to 💀 You make my day
"I got some of not of it, what?" will forever be with me
8:31 he was watching cornhub and got an ad for “Jamie, 41, and single, just looking for a f*** buddy” 4.1 miles away
I scrolled and scrolled and no one had an answer for some of those confusing videos so anyone who does understand please enlighten us lol I need answers. P.S Kris you are beautiful and engaging as ever and thank you for what you do.
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To which ones cause as a dude being real some of these were beyond me to lol
Pretty sure the "I'll by the door" one is referring to COD zombies because in order to progress you have to use the in-game money to open doors to different areas and they're expensive so someone has to use a ton of their money which can also be used for guns and ammo and such so they're sacrificing to get the door open
@@mckenziecastaneda5450 Thanks!
Love you Kris only person who compliments me
Really??
Me too
4:44 if I hadn't been playing COD Zombies recently I never would've got it.
I’m supposed to be asleep and I started laughing but I like squealed THANK THE HEAVENS I HAVE A COLD SO I ACTED LIKE IT WAS NORMAL
I love that you make it feel like we are hanging out. What a great presence, and I hope your life is as wonderful as you make everyone else's!
Today I experienced something I thought I would never experience.
But when I stumbled across Kris's channel she just made my day 20x better whenever I saw a vid from her
Luv ur content Kris ❤️
“I’ll buy the door” i’m pretty sure is from Call of Duty (Zombies) or any video game ig where you have to “buy the door” to next to the next room
"I'll buy the door" is a reference to Call of Duty Zombies, where to unlock additional areas of the map you have to pay a fee to open doors 😂
Girl, your hair looking straight fire. Also, hilarious video and accents. Nicely done, my fellow Kris..
Hi Kris! I just wanted to say something really quickly! :)
You're an amazing person and you always make me feel better when I'm not feeling the best, I love your compliments (yes, even if they get a little bit weird) I love your energy, your humor is amazing (It's just like mine!) and you helped me be comfortable with being me! So thank you so much for that!! I love you (not in a weird way I swear) and your videos so much! :]]
Also every single day I watch every single video you’ve ever posted
This is my daily dose of self-esteem
Would like to mention that the sock one pertains to having hairy ankles. If the hair is pressed down all day in weird angles then if feels itchy and weird to rub your ankle after taking off a sock.
Can we all apreciate how much effort kris puts into these videos, always complementing us at the start of each video, being the funny ass person she is!😄 luv u kris and keep up the good work♥♥♥♥♥♥
She is my top internet person to watch, then susu_jpg, sweet anita,
Hahaha I was compromised as soon as you flexed and he added the fart sound hahaha 🤣 classic comedy
„I‘ll buy the door“ is a classic 😂
The "I'll buy the door" one is most likely a CoD Zombies reference.
It is, i said it all the time
@@silent_hawk_7571 yeah haha. I've got nothing on what the toilet paper febreze and towel is supposed to mean though
@@JerryMcB3rry honestly, same
I love the fact that kris's ADHD mind just pops in like "wait. What. Ok. Let's do this. " I feel that on a spiritual level. Mainly because I know the struggle of ADHD sometimes
i love how at 2:02 jay didnt even answer he was just like nah man i aint exposing us
"I'll buy the door"
He had to pay for entry.
Buy it a nice meal maybe, too. Lol