TikTok's ONLY BOYS Will Understand
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Can we PLEASE have a part two where you two watch only girls will understand? I so want to see Kris explaining them all to him😂
Omg Yesss that would be so funny😂
that would be awesome!!
And then a non binary onee
Yesss pls I would love this
Speaking as a guy, from what I remember the last time she did an Only Girls Will Understand video, the only ones I didn't understand neither did she.
But then I'm older than Jacob, so that might change things
The return of Jacob, marvelous!
I swear that everyone in Kris' extended family are naturals in front of the camera, just a quick acclimation and they're cool as cucumbers all of them.
Jacob is so spot on as a guest on Kris' channel, they've got a good banter down pat!
Jay isn't letting this video down in the editing either, everything just meshes like a zipper!
Then there's Kris herself, the shining star of the channel, the woman with more assets than a beach has grains of sand.
Like all of us, Kris worries about those features she's convinced she's lacking in, not realizing it's as some has put it about games: "It's not a bug, it's a feature".
Kris is an amazing person with a great mindset and oodles of qualities that makes a list longer than anyone's prepared to read, combined with looks that's one in a million at least if not one in a billion.
But ultimately it's what Kris is comfortable with that is the ultimate decider, because it's her and her life no matter what anyone else says.
Keep being awesome Kris, Jacob and Jay, take care and stay safe!
Now that's how u make a comment... @Kholdan Staalstorm, you are beautiful and one of kind! +1 like from me!
@@kronakai
Thank you for the kind words, I try my best.
2:01
"But don't your legs go numb?"
It's the perfect place to make the legs go numb and I love it
1:55 "It's like our calm time" FAAAXXX
Hello Kris, as part of the male community we appreciate you trying to learn about the male mind. Though you may not completely understand us, you are one step closer to becoming one of the boys. Your attitude and charisma is something that we find quite useful at male headquarters. Keep it up and you get offered a permanent position here. Good luck
Signed, Male Headquarters
As a supervisor I’d like to notion we give them part time employment until further notice.
@@brokenbrainz6865 I'll have to speak to Corporate, but I'm sure we can do some test runs
This guy doesn't have the authority to offer positions here. He's an assistant to the regional supervisor.
im a trans man. am I part of male headquarters?
@@Rome_The_Gnome Get outta here 😂
Let’s just appreciate how kris is brave enough to watch such TikTok’s, even as a boy I won’t watch them unless they are in a kallmekris video 😂
Same
@Don't Read My Profile Picture You got it, fam
can i say that you always make my day kris. i am so excited for the new videos.
you are also incredibly beautiful so dont let yourself down on that!
Are they relatable?
@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok
Ohh I f*cked up: not Bluetooth, but when you stay up all night and it’s 6 am
Love when kris lets out her inner demons
Is it just me who absolutely loves seeing Videos with Jacob, Jessica, and Alissa?? Seeing her siblings personalities and how they get along is always funny. Don't get me wrong, I love all of her videos but her videos with her siblings are my favorites at the moment
Has Jessica been in one?
@@idkwhattoputhere2206 Yes! Multiple! Jessica is actually in them the most outta her siblings I believe.
@@idkwhattoputhere2206
1. Mom Reveal
2. Answering My DMs with my sister
3. Inappropriate whisper challenge with my sister
4. Secrets reveal
Also she was in a trying out crafts video but I can't remember which one.
I'm convinced that Jay is so loyal to Kris and only Kris now. Every single last frame of Kris's videos ALWAYS have her beautiful smile showcased in a gorgeous way. And this last frame is no exception. Where the loyalty part comes in is that he didn't care if it made her brother look like he was about to pass out drunk lmao.
The fact that I am just looking at it 😂😂😂😂😂
Them blankly staring at the camera while doing the sigma face made my day.
I’m sorry but Kris doing the Jim Carey was hilarious 😂😂😂😂💀💀
Your brother seems to be a proper down to earth person, should definitely include him in more videos in the future.
I think Jacob should come back for a “TikToks only girls understand” video and we shall watch his bafflement
1000%
@@lemongrassandsleep6352 Watch, and enjoy
@@kallmekris I'm so sorry Kris, I had no idea you had a ginger in your family
Flipping the remote does two things: as Jacob said, you're less likely to hit the buttons and the buttons also create friction so it won't slide off the arm of the couch.
Yea, I do that. I'm not a guy. lol It just makes sense.
*and* it's just satisfying to think that all of the buttons are evenly touching the surface as opposed to the wobbly-ass curved back side.
also less dust gets inbetween the buttons so it looks like new longer
It also just feels right
Yes! I always do this I'm a girl...I do some of these... Idk some of these it just feels like guys don't have as much as us... Lol!
0:45 “Boys🤙🏼” 😂😂
He really tryin to fit in when he don't understand a thing😂
She definitely has a future career as a metal band vocalist. I feel like her metal name would be KallmeKaos. 🤘
First single: I am the AntiKris
Lol first playlist name or song name: Low-key high-key KallMeKris
@@sandmanbrenthat's the best!! 😂 cause she's auntie kris and the anti-kris haha I love it
I love seeing Kris with her family, just having fun together and bonding with each other. And also, I just want to point out that Kris's brother somewhat looks like Kit Connor.
Bro why the fuck are there fake kris's
He does!!
For me, he looks more like a guy who will never let you down and be there whenever you need him!☺
Me and the boys would talk about personal s*** on Fridays.
The HAH nice ass got me!😂
Without dumping a bunch of traumatic experience on you, I wanted to express how much I appreciate your videos, Kris. You can obviously see how many people are going through challenging times in this comment section alone. It is so clear that your videos do so much good for so many people! I hope this is able to help bring you comfort in tough times - because you sure do that for me and us!
I LOVE THISS
You literally do such a good job of narrating or reacting to literally anything. You could literally react to a kid eating his falafel and we would all still laugh. Btw, can we just take a second to appreciate how Kris makes videos for us everyday, and compliments us? She’s so amazing and funny and one of the most amazing people! Kris is amazing! ❤
😊❤❤❤
@@kallmekris hiiii 🩷🩷
I LITERALLY couldn’t agree more. She LITERALLY is the best. And I LITERALLY genuinely believe that with all my heart.
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😂😂😂
(Btw, I’m totally messing with you. Totally a joke, don’t take offense. 😂)
@TruthfulIy kris has made this kind of video before she just brought her brother this time
@@kallmekris is the telegram account yours? Probably a scammer
Lol you called us scrumptious, that's so funny because I once played a role in a drama club and one of the scenes, I got called scrumptious!
7:51 i always do this whenever i spray something on a vertical surface, for me it's more of a perfectionism thing as the droplets running down are just annoying in the way they randomly flow and split up so you wipe the droplets into one smudge and no more problem👍 Also it stops the droplets leaving a mark all the way down to the sink or table.
This is probably one of my favourite videos she’s ever posted😂😂 we need more Kris and Jakob duos!
Jacob*
Idk anyone who spells Jacob with a k
I think the arms-around-the-body thing has to do primarily with the tilt of women's hips compare to men's but flexibility and relative arm length will def play a part. And for the clip where they're holding their chests off the floor without their arms, it's a center-of-mass issue with women's being centered around their hips and men's around their chests. Again, all in general and dependent on core strength etc.
Also center of gravity for men vs women- but YES
I actually tried it to see if it was bullshit but I didn’t fall… the first time.
i cant get my arms around my body but can keep from falling, also a dude
I think it’s mostly to do with strong core. Guy’s generally strengthen arms and chest, forgetting about legs and core so the upper body becomes heavier.
I can do the arms around body and I am a girl.
11:35 Kris it's called Homie-sexuality
Jacob's revealing the man code. The council would like to have a word with him.
I love it when Kris makes videos with her family ❤😂 It's so great
12:38 holy shot, with you Chris!!! I would get aneurism from my brain exploding with the sheer hate from having my socks like that. They always need to be on ALL THE WAY and they have to curve right at my heel!!!
Prior to my daughter's 2x cancer diagnosis she had a smell that would sometimes make me gag. After treatment and (thank ALL the Gods) full remission, going on 4 years now, she smells lovely. Like she did before the cancer. I wholeheartedly agree with you about the smell check to see how our health is.
12:30 sometimes when our socks are like loose it’s REALLY satisfying to just slide them up.
I open up about my personal stuff a lot, but I know I’m the exception to the rule. And I think it’s because when I was very young and in school, I was socially rejected by most of the boys (because I was weird) and so I ended up usually playing with the girls, who were much more tolerant of my peculiar antics. And some of those behaviors kind’ve rubbed off on me. They talked about their personals with me all the time, so I felt comfortable about opening up to them. I’ll always be grateful for the kindness they showed me.
I really enjoy Kris’s content. Shes transparent with us in a way thats funny, but it makes me feel more included. Her compliments as well just brighten my day. Some make me laugh and it’s usually just what i need. So thank you Kris, i hope you’re doing okay ❤️❤️
@TruthfulIylol really? You’re gonna trick people to go see that BS?
I feel honored that my comment got hearted
“we got to make sure it smells nice”
these are the wisest words ive ever heard
i love how kris never fails to make us laugh and brighten up our day and i love kris's faces through out the video like at 10:40
14:19 pretty spot on actually 🤣
I do that with my sweat pants too!😂
That fact that an ad with kalmekris came up before this video 😂😂😂
Nothing feels better than a daily dose of kallmekris, she just makes my day better, I don’t know what I would do without her
HER BEAUTY IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL, and her brother is so funny😂
I`ll tell you what you would do if Kris didnt exist - you`d watch ChadChad
@@kirdot2011 I don’t even know his channel-
@@karriortiz8895 thats what yt search bar is for
@@kirdot2011 yea I think everybody knows that
kris will always be my favourite i love how shes always doing her best, love her music taste, love her smile, love the way she makes me smile and how comforting she is, love the fact that shes so wholesome and sweet no matter the situation, she makes me feel so loved. I LOVE watching her videos,it makes me feel like I’m there with her. No one else has made me feel the way that Kris has, I wish I could express how much I love this woman, but I just can’t explain it. But I love her so so much and I’m not exaggerating. I really love her so much and I do mean it, she has helped me get through some really difficult and dark places, I didn’t think anyone can ever help me as much as kris has no matter how hard they try. It has me crying every single day and night thinking about how much I love her. She’s so perfect, funny and anything I could ever dream of. I really don’t deserve her at all, and I’m so so proud of her for how far she has come. I js want her to know that she is the best person to ever live. I will always love her bro, Kris will always be an amazing person, she has come so so far. I’ve been supporting her since the start of her tt and I will never stop. She’s because such an amazing soul, it’s CRAZY to think that she will be 27 next year. It’s unreal how fast the time has flown by, I know I have never met her before but hopefully some day I will, when/if I ever do, my life will be complete. Her little compliments in her videos are the highlight of my day. I literally love her so much. She makes me so happy and I know this is all gonna sound cringey but yk, it is what it is. The little things she says always put a smile on my face. She still give me butterflies, and she makes me laugh. She has become such a strong presence in my life. It’s so hard to explain what she has come to mean to me. She doesn’t know she’s changed my mental state, in every way, inside and out. I love everything about her and I really do mean it There are times in my life where I feel like I don’t have a place on earth anymore but when I see her, that changes. She ground me and bring me a sense of security and safety and I just appreciate her so much Before I found her I didn’t think love was for me. It was something other people had and felt. Something in movies and TV shows. It felt more like a wish I had than something real. Now that Ive found her love is so much more tangible. It’s something I can reach out and touch. It’s so much more than a wish or a hope (though it does give me hope for so many things); it’s the genuine, wonderful person I wake up to-the warm smile on the screen, the way she compliments me. I love her, and because of that love, I love her and the world in a way I never thought possible. She has made that possible for me. She has made everything possible. It’s amazing the love and care she gives me on a daily basis. It’s unequaled, I think I am safer with her. That’s why I am giving all myself to her, because my life is perfect with her, and I promise to love her and give her all you need, may God bless her continually for me, because she really deserve much more than I can give her. I love her so much. I want her to know that she is the most important thing in my life. She’s the reason I do everything. When I get up in the morning, I feel so grateful for every second I have with her and have here on earth. She gives my life meaning, she gives my days such joy, you are the reason I smile. Thank her for being with me, for joining me on this journey through life. Her love is everything to me
Emotional 🙌🏼😭❤
When you see the long comment and want to skip but something just makes you read it
Worth it👍
This was long but i still read it worth it❤
@Don't Read My Profile Picture I Read Ur Profile Picture
OK, loved the video cause for one, you're hilarious. And two, your brother is adorable. And I agree with you on pretty much everything except for the socks half off thing. I'm gonna have to say that I think Jacob was right. Because I actually do this myself all the time, even though I'm a woman. I'm usually always hot because of hot flashes. Yea I'm old, so I run hot most of the time. But my toes get cold really fast if I take my socks off. But if I leave them on I can't seem to cool off. So I pull them past my heal to where they are only on the front half of my foot and this totally works for me. The only difference is I don't wear long knee high socks. I wear ankle socks, so I don't have as much sock flopping in front like that guy did. lol Anyways, thanks for the laughs. Now I'm gonna go watch another one of your videos cause I'm a new subscriber and I'm trying to catch up. Peace and Love to you and yours, Kris
always gotta test fire the drill once you pick it up
Also, moving like a robot using the drill to make the mechanical sounds...
Don’t forget trigger safety.
12:18 .... acyually he's talking about the correct thing 😂😂😭 that's exactly what it is
It is exactly on point what he's saying lol 💀💀
So glad to meet your brother Kris, I love seeing videos with your siblings because they all somehow have the same kind of funny, playful vibe. Once again, LOVE IT
The socks one is where sometimes the socks are a part of us and don’t want to come off so we are lazy and leave them like that
i love the horror icons in the back! micheal meyers, jason voorhees, jigsaw, ghostface, pennywise, chucky, freddy kreuger...
I love Kris’s reaction to Jacob explaining everything
11:16 “yeah” had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
its our calm time hahahaha so true xD
That last one be known as the "is it in yet?" "Breed me!" switch.
Hey Kris! I love it that you include your family members from time to time. It shows that you actually have a decent relationship with each of your siblings. I wish I had that. You're awesome, your brother is hilarious. Thanks for the awesome and wonderful video. The laughs are always nice to have!
I love seeing Kris' family members on the channel. Her brother is adorable. The physical challenges were my favorite parts.
4:56 That got me SO FRICKIN MUCH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
12:36 its because the toes part of the socks r worn under the boots and usually become the dampest so it actually helps to un-clammy up ur toes a bit. also sometimes the toe of the sock will slip on tiles or wooden floors.. can actually be pretty dangerous...😐 like totally roll ur ankle... so it serves as both a comfort strategy and also as a safety precaution.
Your intros just keep getting better and better! 😂 Jacob seems like such a great & funny person and you can tell that Kris and Jacob really care about each other
10/10 Kris is right I love having my sweatpants tucked under my heels 😂👌🏼
And hearing you laugh at your brother seriously brought me to tears 🤣 your energy together is incredible
FIRST TIME LAUGHING IN 2 YEARS SO HARD WHEN HE SAID, WE LOVE TO CUT TOILET PAPER SHOOTING WITH PISS AT FULL POWER
YESSSS
kris is roasting the hell out of jacob 🤣🤣
Kris I completely agree about the sweatpants thing where it has to be either to my ankle exactly or under my heel
4:07
Kris: yeah, we get it. its satisfying.
Jacob: no, ya see, its PERFECTION
But thats no what its about ahahhhh
Since kris always gives up compliments I think it’s only far to start making sure we remind her that she is all the things that she says about us and more. So much love❤
the sock one is about the fact all boys do that because its fun to flick the end of the socks around
The fact that I did the cloth thing just before I started watching this video and my thoughts while doing it were that I'm probably the only person who does that
Kris, I always look forward to your videos, no matter what it is, but when you have guests like Jacob, Jessica, and Celina, I love those videos even more because your chemistry with each of them is so effortless, and looks like y’all have a lot of fun! And that makes me so happy to see ❤️
As a male, I will talk feelings and open up emotionally but only when I'm with 'safe' friends. It's silly why culture forced us to close ourselves.
I do talk about anything, feelings included, with women.
With friends, not really.
I does help that i have no actual friends except my family and their friends. As for the "women" i said above...my mother and my brother's wife which we are very close (take your mind out of the gutter).
Same, but even some of my close friends get weirded out by serious conversations and were all full grown adults with kids. Its really unhealthy to not talk about stuff, and its probably why the life deleting rates are so high amung men.
Oooooh that is totally true. I'm more of a boyish lesbian so I get roped into the being "one of the guys" but since I'm still gonna check on them with a female mindset it makes me this like safe space for a bunch of my guy friends. Totally different perspective.
To all the dudes out there, I hope you find your safe spaces to talk about your emotions and feelings. They are valid and need to be expressed. 💜💜💜
You guys are the ones that do that. Always blaming women cause you can't open up when in reality it's other men who make fun of emotional men. It's soo toxic and it even more toxic to sit there and blame women or everyone else buy yourselves.
@@methatguy5996 they're practically the same amount in women and men. It's only .7 higher than women lol
Super fun to watch, thanks
The first 15 secs were siblings at their finest 😂 thanks guys ❤
Kris is such a fun person. I love her personality She’s amazing and so funny u can never get bored of her. She always puts a smile on my face. She always makes me happy even on bad days, hopefully kris sees this
Edit: OMGG Tysm for 65 likes it’s my first time getting 65 likes
Kris’s videos with her family are my absolute favorite!!Their family chemistry is just hilarious in the best way.😂❤
"I'M A MAN👹😤🔥" 😂😂love you kris < 3
Yes, to the sweatpants needing to be tucked under the heels lol
Hold up! You have a lightsaber! I have a Red one... we must DUEL!
Kris never fails to make our day. and thats a ✨FACT✨
Hehe❤
1:46 as a girl I also just sit on the toilet to just escape the world 😅
Same
Tbh who doesn’t
same
12:08, after being outside in the rain and your feet gets wet it's always the front of the sock
Bro legit has the same glasses that Harry Potter had
Kris, I love you. I just went through a pretty bad break up, my ex was really abusive and he held me basically captive for the last year, and some nights if I hadn't had the laughs or the just genuine positive and happy fun shit you did, I prolly would have sat there in my "intrusive" thoughts and lost myself. So thanks for being there ♥️
I am sorry to hear about this
Ur gay? Sorry that sounded rude, I was too and I went through the same thing ❤ Oh sorry also I’m not like saying that u could be bi or pan or whatever but I’m not gonna judge u :) Just be urself and find somebody who’s actually gonna love and be there for u 🥰🥰 They will come, dw :D 💕💕✨✨
Kris has the best sense of humor. She always makes me smile and forget about my sad life
With the nods when greeting someone a upward nod is like "sup bro" to 9ne of your friends and a downward nod is like "good evening" to stranger to be respectful or a downward nod could be like "go ahead' if yall both meet at a doorway and we telepathically make a decision on who goes first.
Kris, I am totally a sweat pants over the heels girl. I have never met anyone else who does that, until you and this video. 😂
It's just so comfortable, makes me feel safe and at home!
The socks: the ankle area usually does not sweat as much (as the feet area), so if you get out of your shoes, the sweat in the area of the foot itself will make the feet feel cold. So by pulling the sock further you get a less sweaty part of the sock and can still act as a barrier between the cold floor and the feet :)
The leg through arms to back thing: Bonestructurewise => Male bodies tend to have a larger torso and arms. Female bodies usually wider hips.
The remote: I would turn it so no dust or spilt drinks/food can fall into it and the symbolic idea of "we are not using it now, out of sight'ish".
Just wear ankle socks bro
Tbh the sock one for me is because it’s too hard to take the rest of the sock off with your other foot. (Plus, I’m lazy 😅)
If you do the hands down and around to your back, it can be useful if you do it in reverse hands in the back and to the front if, for some reason, you have been handcuffed.
I do that with the remote so I can fidget with the back by taking it on and off
"you been in this position before?" LMAO, HAD ME LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY
12:43 yes I understand mostly because I have psd (processing sensory disorder)
space helmet Kris is something I didn't want, but definitely needed.
hahaha if you guys pause Kris' video at 0:10 then you'll see the perfect meme for "it was at this moment that he knew he F***'d up"
Haha ikr 😂😂
Going through a horrible breakup, but this is just what I needed. Thank you 💖 Kris your hair looks beautiful btw
The council wants a word with you
OH MY GOD! The sweatpants over heals thing is soooooooo relatable.
oh god...... the part where kris is so sure and was like " I don"t think you know what this means" with added attitude and then her reaction when he explains..... that was priceless. i laughed so hard.😂
13:41 you guys are adorable siblings - and yes boys really be thinking they be James Bond over there while we have full on conversations without saying a single word 😂
Nah, we just know that the nod thing is pretty much only done by boys.
For example, guys nod to acknowledge each other. You would find it weird how often that happens. And the two people in this scenario do different nods. Girls usually smile or something else not nod.
Of course non verbal language as a whole is not just a guy thing. The clip was talking about nods.
7:32 IT WAS NOT A BAD MOVIE IT WAS A MASTERPEICE.
For the socks it’s just built in and just feels right
As a male, I use my guy friends to talk about geek and nerd stuff and laugh and then with my girl friends I actually open up to and talk about more thought provoking stuff.
This channel makes me so happy any video that gets posted just makes my day. Thank you Kris, keep being yourself!
😊❤
“He swallows” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
U guys r so kind. Thank u for brightening my day and making me happy. Yr like bright stars 🩷⭐✨
The title of this video should of been, "Jakob tries to fit in for 15 minutes straight". Lmao I love him. I'd love to see more!
I love when your family comes so we can see how y'all act with each other
If there is ANYTHING in the toilet, then YES, guys are trying to cut it in half...
With our stream!😂
LOL I love that I knew Kris' headnod!