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- čas přidán 3. 01. 2023
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What I love about dark humour is it creates an opportunity to be more comfortable to talk about and process difficult topics like mental health or personal difficulties.
Yeah it really does and it make it seem normal as well
Personally I make jokes about my mental health to cope even in therapy I'll laugh to try lightening the load lol
Can anyone please explain the Judas joke? I'm not very familiar with Cristian mythology.
@@durgacdks Wine= Blood, Bread=Body, Milk= Cum 🤗
Now this is my kind of video🤣
"can anybody else hear that ringing?"
yep. i definitely heard that. you're not the only one going crazy kris.
fr tho 😭
fr tho
Yeah
Sameeeeeeee
fr 😭
My mom died of cancer recently and i have been grieving for a while and watching your videos really helps me take my mind off things so i just wanted to say thank you for everything.
Its also a dark humor vid so........... Hows ya mom doin'. Oh right she dead
@@OctalMCtoo soon bruh...
I sorry def
@@Sauron3256 "It's never too soon" -some drunk guy
aww so sorry and i love that you shared with us again this is a safe place💓💗💘❤🩹
Kris' commitment to when she struggled a bit finding the handle to go to hell so she went in slow-mo 👏👌
Got a female friend who pops her glass eye out at parties to make creeps walk away. She always says disabilities help weed out the weak ones.
TRUE STORY. It works for disposing of toxic relationships of all kinds!
I’d just say “ahh that’s fuckin awesome you got one eye”
@@Alcoholism_is_funfr lol
I feel like Jay deserves his own therapist after watching and editing all these wonderfully chaotic videos. He sees what we see and don't see. Give this man an award. And kris you are awesome!
first like and 700th comment!
Second! And hello also u are very right
I have type one diabetes and couldn’t stop laughing at “beat kids with diabetes” that was friggin hilarious. 😂🤣
7:31 Kris I’m down there with you. That was too funny 💀
Veterans use dark humor as a coping mechanism for the hardships they literally battle though. It also creates a comradery between them. And when it is projected with sarcasm, it becomes a form of affection between team mates. Dark humor has a place in helping people heal from things others cannot imagine.
Thank you Kris for all you do. And for being honest about yourself while doing it. You are beautiful and the world needs more of what you bring.
I know a firefighter and he says that all of them are using dark humour. As i understand it can help get trough
Ok using humor as a coping mechanism is common with any type of abuse or trauma, which includes veterans. This is extended to a much wider range especially with people who have experienced emotional abuse.
It’s a healthy coping mechanism so why not
During the second world war some actually made dark jokes to cope . It sounds contradictory but what ever helps.
@@zz-ic6vy I have several friends who are cops/EMTs, and same.
I can only imagine how hard jay laughs each time he edits her videos 🤣
I liked it its not a self like
Oooo I love you watch react video from him lol
he beike 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🦅🦅🦅🦅
Who's Jay?
@@Alexa-eo4tfher editor
ok i never usually comment on videos but kris is just too wholesome for me to not comment, she seems actually genuine in her videos and socials where many youtubers i've watched, don't. I love love love the energy in all your videos and i can see you enjoy doing them! also the compliments are kinda awesome
Great video, as always. My wife and I always watch you together with our 15 year old son. We were laughing thru it; until 12:07, we were laughing and crying at the hair dryer part. My wife almost pissed her pants, and my son said, "Maybe that's a good time to get a hair dryer." It's nice you can make a family laugh together.
cackled at this
ur son sounds funny
Kris is definitely everyone’s favorite person. For frickin sure. ❤
Correct
Star
Definitely
FRICK YEAH!
For sure
A little dark humor of my own...I was 23 when I received my first cardiac pacemaker, so naturally that Halloween I went partying as the Energizer Bunny. Some people did not see the humor in that. I thought it was actually pretty clever. Chef's kiss to you, Kris, for your great sense of humor. Hope your migraine has gone away. 👍💗
That’s brilliant! 😄 You sound like you have the same type of dark humour my friends and I have. Keep being awesome!
I love that! I have the same kinda humor
That's great
Good on you! One of my friends lost a leg from the knee down last year and dressed as a pirate for Halloween 🤣
@@fatgrandmafinds😆💜👍
“We got rights now”- the most Canadian thing Kris has ever said, ever.
I enjoyed this video so much. My favorite part was at the end when the girl was talking about drying her lady parts with a hair dryer and you said you imagined the air coming out of your mouth. I almost spit out my coffee.
We can be certain Kris tried drying her lady bits with a blow dryer out of curiosity the next shower after this video. 🤣🤣🤣
That is so true hahahahah 😂
Hi Kris. As a male I was always told to suck it up when I was younger. I can for sure tell you that that mentality is still out there. I luckily learned only a couple of years ago that it is ok as a man to get help for mental illness. The last couple of years have been the best years of my life and I hope this year continues to be great.
Im sorry you had to deal with that. As a girl, i think that guys are human too and crying for example is totally ok and should be normalized. It’s not because you’re a guy that you’re supposed to not have feelings…. I’ve always thought that mentality was dumb.
hey as a male i can relate i hope things get better im going about the same but i hope things keep getting better
9:44 I can totally agree and I feel extremely bad for all the men out there that get told to suck it up and move on while everyone is nice to woman. It should be equal and I’m glad everyone is starting to realize that.
I'm male and completely agree with you. The thing is that men are still told to suck it up, I haven't been able to get help and instead have to rely on mostly myself and a few others for comfort. I've been struggling my whole life to achieve the happiness that's been brought to me, however I have still never been to therapy. I'm glad things are going really well for you man.
@jongosselin215 I strongly encourage it. I found I suffer from high anxiety and insomnia. I would have never known if I didn't work with a pro.
Forget hairstylist, we have a therapist
Girl, that red ring light reflecting in your eyes are a very cool effect! it was mesmerizing!
Okay but I could hear that white noise throughout the entire video 😂 I love this it just proves that Kris is human like the rest of us!
I thought it was at my house lol, had a weird few seconds of reality when Kris could hear it too, then i realized it was through the video lol
when she started talking about it i heard it, but it sounds exactly like the ringing that goes on in your head...
same here. damn it was annoying
I paused it to check if its in my head nope it's the video and OW
I could totally hear it when she mentioned it. I thought it was just me hearing that (before she mentioned it) 😂
Yes yes yes. This is why I love this channel. CZcams is missing the humor it once had because everyone is afraid of their own words and their own shadow.
Keep being you, Kris, because you're awesome.
Fax my gee fax DARK humor is not offensive at all if u do t take it to heart
Granted I undertatand u can have a family member suffering from such but at the same time is disabled ppl feel comfortable enough to make jokes about their disabilities who are you to judge us for laughing
JOKES ARE MEANT TO BE LAUGHED AT
Dave chappelle and Bill burr are even funnier :)
@Justin Romero Yeah, but they are established comedians.
To put yourself out there in the period we're living in now without the backing those guys have takes some serious guts.
@TheTennesseeTornado It definitely still takes guts to come up with jokes about things that are huge topics of discussion. Kris doesn't seem to do that
As long as you are punching up, it’s funny. If you’re punching down, it’s probably rude.
That's great my therapist has some delightfully dark humor.
I really hope that Kris would do more of this Dark Humor videos in the future cause they're hilarious 😆
Hey Kris, is the video of Jay doing your voiceover coming soon? 💗❤
@don't be surprised no 😌
@@LillithEditing yes 😌
Jay might just ask a handsome Equity of the channel for doing that.
@Correct That is a video with penguins 😒
@RomiSencen Bots: Enemy spotted 😎
Kris keeps talking about not wanting kids and then randomly just like “I wanna adopt a kid!!” Love her😁
We adopted my brother from Africa 8 years ago. It was a hard journey, but when it was over, it felt so good to have him home with us.💙
That last bit you did was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️
Can we take a second to notice the red ring light that is perfectly reflected in her eyes. An inadvertent perfection in this video. It fits the dark humor perfectly.
Hey Kris :) I hope you see this, but I wanted to let you know that I'm going through the hardest part of my life thus far and I really needed to hear your compliments through the screen. Thanks for being here, even if it's your job as a content creator, because it means a lot to people like me 💕
aw, if you need to talk/vent I'm here! I know from experience that sometimes it can help to rant to a stranger in a random comment section haha.
anyways, hope you're doin okay, stay strong love
Keep at it, I'm sure you are a great person, the struggles will get better even if you have to make some hard choices.
Yeah
Me too
Fuck is u going thru
I almost cried at 7:50 as if Kris really said that to me personally. I'm definitly not okay 🤣
I am -absolutely- NOT okay, but binging your videos right now and laughing like i haven't in months. Thanks.
Here’s your compliment Kris: YOU ARE ENOUGH. That is non-negotiable. Your smile is so bright that it could light up the world at night and you’d be able to see it from Pluto.❤️
Right I agree.
More dark humour: if you could see her smile from Pluto, you’re already losing air fast and you have 15 seconds.
Agreed 💯
You heard about Pluto? That's messed up right
4:20 I have diabetes so that was fun 😙
As a man, I have always preferred to have female friends over male friends, because I found them to be more accepting of talking about issues without needing to make a joke about it. Thankfully, it seems that more men are learning to be emotionallhy intelligent and take their friend issues seriously, and the perception is changing.
I am the same dude I have a few female friends that I can trust with all of my sensitive info and I don’t really talk about it with other guys
@ImAHqPP7boy All my best friends throught my life have been women. Not because I conciously chose to do that, but because among my friends in different stages in life, I tended to gravitate more towards these women.
I would be happy to have a man as a best friend someday, but "best friends" are not chosen, in my opinion, that is a relationship that grows organically, or it doesn't at all.
“She be queefin……let me try” had me giggling like a 9 year old
Kris thank you every thing you do. I have horrible depression , anxiety, and suicidal thoughts and your videos help me.
Jay did you so dirty with the sound effect, you look great Kris 😂😂😂 11:52
Someone used the “182 teeth and holds back a monster” as a pick up Line on me 😭😭(6:35)
Not just dark humor, but awkwardly delivered
4:58 this is my reaction to 70% of these jokes😂😂😂
12:03 can we take a minute to appreciate Jay's comedic timing? The sound effects he adds are HILARIOUS!!! XDDD
... that WAS an added sound effect, right? 🤔
when she said she wants to adopt that made me so happy. I've been in foster care (orphan) for 14 years, and I recently got adopted a couple months ago and just knowing that she wants to adopt makes cry of happiness! Thanks Kris truly mean it, love you :)
5:00 this joke was hilarious lol
6:35 I was hoping he was talking about his jacket zipper😭😂😭
… I’m so going to hell. I already knew that but still…
4:30 I could definitely hear the ringing too
It keeps ringing and it’s driving me crazy!
kris, my town is flooded, in northern california and all hell has broken loose, my house isnt underwater, but ive had no power for days and had to evacuate to a hotel. i played videos on my projector for hotel guests in rooms around us because we are all stuck here bored to eefing tears, and your video, made people smile and laugh in a really hard situation. thank you for bring us some laughter in a trying, scary time for us. EDIT: jay, your editing, is perfection!!!! and kris, your eye makeup is gorgeous today
You in el dorado County too?
@@zeldajayde8002 💀
@@zeldajayde8002 more north, sonoma county
Gotcha my sister is down in sonoma. I left there to come up here (by placerville) you guys got hit pretty good. I know parts of Cameron park were evacuated due to the flooding. It seems to be slowing down some finally. Stay dry
@@hollyshaw-elliemae Sonoma is not Northern California. You're 75 miles too low for that. I bet it's nice having the drought broken though. Still waiting for it to break here.
Kris deserves a compliment, and although other people have complimented you already, i’m still going to: Your eyes are gorgeous and unique and your smile lights up the midnight sky, and you not only have a beautiful smile, but you have a smile that can make anyone smile!!!! Love you Kris❤️
If her smile can light up the sky, she's probably got a really good dentist. Ha... I'll show myself out.
Not to pile on, cos this is all on you Sarah, but I wanna metaphor her euphemism. She just really gets through to me,... In certain places.
@Amy Same here, what I wrote was meant as an innocent joke.
My bad, I over react and I’m honestly so sorry for that
@Amy_8, I’m just as confused as you are
"I feel like we're in a time where everyone's too sensitive"
I have never agreed with anything more in my life
girl I almost died choking on a green bean. takes die laughing to a diff level
Can we take a minute to appriciate how kris takes time to give us a compliment at the start of every video? Even though she doesnt even know I exist, shes gotten me (and Im sure alot of others) through alot of dark spots in my battle with my mental health. We love you Kris
at this point im reliant on kris for affection and validation lmao
@@idjit1897thats calid
Just subscribed
Every video the same exact comment my god yes we get it, stop copying comments for likes
A LOT, IT'S SEPARATE!
I love the anticipation of Wednesdays knowing that a new video is coming. Hopefully the one of Jay doing your voice over will come eventually! :)
@Correct why
just why
@Correct no one really needed that💀
The rocks joke I CANNOT LMAOOOOOO
“You’re looking like a saucy little beast!” And I suddenly remember my doctor’s appointment on the 30th of February…
Don't worry Kris, I heard the ringing too, it was a little disturbing but watching this was got me through it. I love dark humor, it always kicks out a laugh from me... Yeah express way to hell was preordered years ago...
Thanks Kris for making these vids for us, we all appreciate it. Keep up the good work and don't worry about your body it looks fine, it sounds weird coming from a guy but I have a lot of female friends. You can trust me to not be weird. Thanks you Kris!
Had headphones on and that ringing definitely was screwing with me.
Yeah me too
Me too, I could hear the ringing in the video.
I heard too.
Yup me too
As someone currently deployed, dark humor helps so much. This is one of my go-to channels when I have a couple minutes and need a smile or a laugh. I appreciate kris alot for her positive attitude and message to boost people up.
Yaaaaassss!!!! Adopt kris!! Those babies need homes! ❤ you’re literally my fav! 😁
Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
12:12
But no seriously. Is that something we are supposed to be doing?
I've been suffering from depression for the past 10 years already. Your videos helps me to go into the world from your prospective, and see more colours in life. I am not planning to live like that for more then few years, but its nice to feel joy at least somewhere. :)
the f in orphan stands for family
Supporting that adaption if you are ever ready in the future. As I was adopted when I was a kid, I approve.
I love how Kris can laugh at the Dark Humour, and then see the Mens Mental Health video and she just gets them like puppy eyes. "Ohhhhhhhh" *puppie eyes activated*
2:41 This is the first time ever i've seen this song being used in a super correct way like this🤣
Why do I see you everywhere-
"aRE wE sUpPoSed tO dRy oUR lAdy bIts wiTh a HaiR dRyEr?"
spat my drink out lmao
Nah humor so dark even cops shot at it💀🙏🏽
Mental health is really a taboo for men. I hav been stressed for like a month now because of living alone for the first time, but I feel so lonely. Your videos make my day. Thank you Kris
I agree with this a lot
Hope you're doing okay. I still live with my family (mum dad and brother) cos I'm disabled physically as well as have a lot of mental diagnoses too...! I need a lot of help and I don't think i could live alone, but sometimes it sounds really good, especially when I'm not getting along with my family, which happens a lot these days!! Anyway, sending love n hugs from England! ♥️
Kris in this video being a chaotic mix of Nona, Amanda, Aussie bartender and hunter I'm here for it ❤️
what doesn't kill you gives you unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor
“Sonic says: punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents?”
I completely lost it at 1:49. Not even 2 minutes in and my family is already scared by how much I am laughing! Kris is a literal gem of a youtuber!
loved the slow burn lean back at 7:32
My ears actually started ringing for real at the same time as hers💀
I had a bad day yesterday but every time I am upset I watch your videos and they make my life 10 times better. I am grateful for you Kris!
It makes me happy how inclusive and respectful Kris is to any type of people.🙂
I owe you something for sharing this message to so many people.
I love when people of different races, sexes, ect., at work or friends or whatever, can get together and tell jokes about each other, be it racist, sexist, etc. and everyone be thick skinned enough to take it exactly as it is.....HUMOR. and then everyone is able to walk away still friends, and maybe even in a better mood than before, after having a great laugh. Thanks for another great video Kris. I have spent the last week bingeing all of your YT videos and absolutely love your content and can't wait for more.
It's also a huge sign of trust.
One that can easily be abused, but one we should never stop offering.
"why are wedding dresses commonly white?"
"so that the dishwasher can match the rest of the appliances"
The house alarm screech launched into orbit 😂😂😂😂
Hey yeah Kris....it was hard for me to call for help. My friends helped me a lot. They pushed me to call a therapist. Today had my 2nd appointment. Went great already helped a lot. And now this great video which is helping me too. Your videos are awesome and the compliments really got me through last year. I hope you're doing great today and thank you for the awesome content! 😁🤘🏻
Hardest part you already have done it. Keep going and I hope you get into a good place as fast as possible. There will be days that are harder, and setbacks, but You can do it! You are worth it!
@@moroch yeah asking for help....or more....crying for help was really a hard thing to do. Now we can only go forward right? Thank you for the kind words
Exactly. Asking for help is really hard. Specially when our brain make us think it's not the right thing to do for various reasons. But after do it. You gain strength. And with therapy you begin to learn how to deal with the bad thoughts, and things start to get better. There's always darkwr days, but you feel stronger to face them. Stay strong, and you will only get stronger and happier. I've also been in very dark places, and we are not alone. Most important thing is to keep fighting.
And we are here for you. Keep going!! You can do this.
@@moroch yeah true. Literally everything you just said is what my friends and therapist said to me as well lmao.
And hell yeah I'll keep fighting. I'm not going down without a fight and I'll never give up. I'm not raised to give up...thank you man 🤘🏻
7:25
It's a helicopter!
Lol
Nooooo 😂
Helicopter Helicopter lmao
The Judas one SENT ME!😭
Kris be like: just break their bones they have 206
Me: Ok, now i just need to find that bone saw...
I love how this video started with all the "if your a snowflake go away" disclaimers and then ended with Kris getting sad about the dark jokes
7:15 I agree 10000000000% with you! You'd make a great mom. And I think it would be amazing if you adopted... There are SOOOOO many kids out there who need a home and an amazing person like you to help them become great adults 💜
I'm adopted and I found the orphan jokes hysterical
"Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.""
"What are the symptoms?"
"A yellow cartoon family, why?"
Thank you for going over, even slightly, about men being depressed and the overturn of culture for it being more appropriate and acceptable to acknowledge these feelings.
I've been struggling with depression for probably close to 12 years now, and I turn 30 next month. These past few weeks have actually been the toughest for my mentality. I've been giving up on activities that I used to enjoy, I've been sleeping way more throughout the day just for it to be over quicker, and I don't really care for the comfort of others at the moment. Even my S/O which pains me to say that. I haven't found help yet and I am honestly scared to, because I am afraid to let people in sometimes, especially in all the nitty-gritty details, and this rough patch I'm going through currently has been, like, BAD. Sharing this little info is easy for me though, and thank you for allowing me to use it to, just.. get some of it out. Thank you
♥️
Just remember Drew, that you have made it this far with all the crap that has thrown at you; so you can make it for the next second. Because sometimes making it through the day doesn't seem possible, but you got this. Sending virtual hugs and strength your way.
You got this Drew! It's a first step to seeing someone professionally and it will make all the difference. Sending lots of strength and love your way. From one random stranger on the internet to another.
You've described what sounds like "anhedonia" which is an inability to feel pleasure. It robs you of the joy of life and is a component of Major Depressive Disorder (as opposed to regular Depression, though anhedonia doesn't necessarily mean it is MDD). Anhedonia can make it hard to find joy and comfort in other people as well. Maybe you and your SO can find some comfort in that fact.
7 years ago my depression was extremely bad. I had the anhedonia, and it had progressed to full on apathy. Nothing mattered anymore. I wanted to not be around anymore, I just couldn't leave anyone with survivor's guilt. I finally decided I was going to get better. I found help and between medication and therapy I did get better. I got so much better, and learned good coping skills, and I even got off the antidepressants. So there can definitely be a light at the end of the tunnel, you just gotta get up, and get moving.
Best of luck to you, I genuinely hope you find the means to feel better.
As an orphan, the girl at 5:18 is now my new favorite person 😂😂
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids
That part with the widow sound really stopped my phone 😂
I'd talk about my feelings, but I have a hard time experiencing them until they're close to being unmanageable. #Alexithymia
#ADHD
#ATouchOfTheTism
Thanks for the care Kris. I appreciate it.
I appreciate the work you and everyone else puts into all this.
I was diagnosed with ADD and high functioning autism. I get what you mean. It takes a lot of practice to get to understanding one's feelings. It took me a while to realise that it's not that I didn't feel much, it's just that I'd become quite good at repressing my feelings.
omg I FEEL THIS SO MUCH
Literally getting to the boiling point and only then finally being like "...oh I guess I'm stressed, huh?"
From across the 'Tism spectrum, I love you man. Take care and keep being you.
Fucking same
I'm sorry but I am stealing that hashtag #ATouchOfTheTism because same...lol
Side note: mental health is something I've struggled my whole life and was finally diagnosed with bipolar depression at the age of 41 bc I finally asked my doctor for help. Seeking help is the best thing you can do for yourself. And I'm glad you talk about it openly. Thank you for that!!!💗💗💗💗
Kris I love your humour, you make me laugh so much 😂
She started hearting the ringing as soon as heater in my house kicked on 😂
That kiss actually made my day 7:51
Every compliment she gives makes me smile, good work Kris 👍 We're proud of you.
Ty Kris for everything you do I love your videos and they always make me laugh, just keep being you!
15 years suffering from multiple menthal health issues, never made a secret off it. dark humor is the only viable thing for me dealing with all this shit.
Kris, you are truly a one-of-a-kind person whose wit and humor can make even the darkest of topics funny. Your compliments are so genuine and powerful that I'm sure they have helped many people get through difficult times. Plus, your videos never fail to entertain us. You're definitely everyone's favorite person, for sure. ❤
I love dark humor jokes on a regular basis, but what makes them better is enjoying them and watching them with Kris just lightens up the whole mood. You're an amazing person Kris, you have no idea how much just watching your videos has made me feel better about myself. Thank you for being the way you are 💙
the 'you laugh, you go to hell' i laughed
my favourite dark humour ive seen was a guy who was part of a bomb squad who **ON RECORD** said that its a great job because when it comes to defusing bombs, he's either right or it very quickly becomes not his problem and honestly i love that