TikTok's Only DIRTY Minds Will Understand
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Hope you enjoy the video!! LIKE if you do ❤️☺️ side note: The Vegan teacher is quaking at todays sponsor 😂
I loved it
Alr! And hii!
Im here before this comment 25 seconds ago blows up
Doesn't matter we loved it 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
I love you krissss ❤️❤️❤️
That’s perfect! I would love to eat a nice juicy burger with an egg and bacon on it right in front of her! 😈
"THIS IS A FAMILY..FRIENDLY CHANNEL..SIR"
Also Kris: **Makes video for dirty minded people**
Ikr lol 😂
lol i was just about to say the same thing
Lmao
yes
i was saying kiwi
😶
Fun fact: angels can come back to earth and disguise themselves as humans, take kris for an example: always complimenting us, uploads making us happy. Thanks kris you’re great
Omg this is the nicest thing ever 😂❤️
I don't know about that. Aren't angels supposed to have pure thoughts and all that? She kind of guessed wrong a lot of times there...
@@SatumangoTheGreat and cussed
@@SatumangoTheGreat overanalyzing 💀🤣
@@elysianblu lol probably, yes :-)
P.O.V: You're glad you didn't find Kris earlier because now you have a whole backlog of her videos to watch when you feel down🥺😍
At the age of 50, I was able to think of both answers to the dirty mind guy’s riddles. Does that mean I am an innocent, that I have a dirty mind or does it just mean I have a dirty mind that I’m REALLY good at hiding? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm 14 and I struggled a lot to get my mind off the gutter.
* casually turns dirty mind on and off at will *
Interesting question but you already know the answer 😊
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue, and im 13.
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue and I’m 10
That one guy that starts with the "Sir, SIR!" is now my new favorite tiktokker
Lol same
yes sir
SAME LOL
YESSSSS
I had to pause this video just to look him up. I'm going to be watching him from now on.
When my mom was visiting us in California, we were driving past a field with a bunch of cows in it. My sister said" look at all the bulls and cows.” my dad asked her "how can you tell if it's a bull or not?" My sister said "well bulls have horns and cows don't.” my dad then responded "some cows have horns." I then said "yeah but mom doesn't have horns soooooooh sheesh." It was like a reflex. I didn't even know what I was saying until it was out of my mouth. My mom said to my dad "can we pull over and throw her out the window?" My dad kept driving. And that is the story of how my mom almost murdered me 😀
Omg😂
congratulations you survived 🤣🤣
Lmao😂
fun fact a cow is the species heifer and bull r the genders
Sorry, I don't understand. Should I learn what this means or keep what innocence I have left?
THE RESULTS ARE IN 🎉 ITS OFFICIAL!! Kris is the most attractive, kind, funny women on CZcams & deserves her own CZcams plaque that says that! Not only are the men drooling but the women are too! She is the entire package& we all can’t get ENOUGH!!! Thank you Kris! I’m addicted to you& your vids, shorts, tic toks you name it your in it I love it 🥰 thank you!! You brighten my day EVERY DAY!! The Best EVER!! ❤
skill issue
Agreed!!!!!!!❤!!!❤!!
Yes true true
She keeps me going as well
I love the fact that Kris spends all this time editing videos and saying nice things about us, and shout out to Jay who has to deal with Kris's chaotic actions
My day has been rough with severe anxiety. It may not seem like much, but watching your videos changes my whole day for the better. Thank you Kris!❤
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Me to
Best wishes for calmer days for you.
Hope you can figure out additional remedies.
Watching Kris helps with a lot of things!
@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 I have tons of coping mechanisms and natural remedies and meds. I just find that some days they don't help as much.
@@brittbratt1103
Good you have found several types of remedies, I'm sad they don't help you so good sometimes.
You seem on top of your issue, the beast is just too powerful some days.
I'd help if I could, but I'm probably only able to give you my best wishes.
Idk if I am the only one who is still here because of Kris’s compliments in the beginning of her videos but the beginning of this year because of bullying I almost took my life and kris’s compliments and personality saved me, Kris if you are reading this comment thank you so much for what you did for me and probably others I love your content and I love you in general💛
I hope you have an amazing day today.
Same. Not lying. Small things hit hard.
7:43 That's my cousin!
Nice 👍
“You’re my ex you idiot”
Everyone: OHHHHHHH
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie 😂
i didnt understand the whole vid lol
I kinda understand it the whole time
I got most of those riddles, but they took me a minute. 😂 Your reactions are gold, Kris. They saved me from feeling quite so uncomfy. I needed these laughs today. My 9yo just tested positive for Covid, and my 6yo is going nuts wanting to get out of the house... 😭 Thank you for making my day better with some uncomfy laughter! 😁😂
i hope they feel better
@@vxncent818 thank you!
I only got two of the riddles, the coconut and toothbrush. I hope your kids are alright.
hope you get better send my good wishes :)
Jesus good luck
Who else loved that Kris used the word "plethora," in that sponsor shout out? Aaaand, she used it right!!! So awesome!! Love ya, Kris!😘😘😘
Coconuts are not soft inside, and it took me a while to figure out what they were doing with the chanterelle (the orange funnel mushroom, not the witches' butter, the globby orange mushroom).
omg what was it please i need to know
10:45 she literally said “That’s a CREAM that’s a crime.” like she got dirty minded af right there then had to fix her mistake
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts of anything, she make us smile. Make my day and cheering us. Love you all. 😄 😂 😍💖
@@thewhiteboystarterpack9358 what do you mean by “fake”?- it’s a genuine message/comment, I do not understand what is fake about it?
@@NOTACTIVE0999 because comments like this are usually made by bots
@@JazH464 that makes sense, thank you. I was genuinely confused.
yes this is very true
also i got the coconut part right
Smile in a dirty way😈
I can confirm that it is in a Target if you slow down the footage and positive the right time you can see a singular target symbol on the cart you can also tell by the fact that the shelves don't have a weird sticky substance and he is grabbing something that he is not actually purchasing
can we all just take a moment to appreciate how hard this woman works to entertain us. also i actually really enjoy the compliments you give us all kris. i hardly ever get any and they make my day tysm💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Kris makes me smile every time she posts! I haven’t been feeling to great for the past couple days, but when I see Kris post it brightened my day. Thank you so much Kris! You are awesome!
@@margareth6136 okay, erm, please get off this poor persons comment- my god, you're literally commenting on a CZcams video (yes maybe not ment exactly for kids) but still, just get lost
@@mebeingme9280 Yeah, it’s just a bot
@@_real_retro I know, bit still, it's fricking annoying
@@mebeingme9280 they are other bots in the comments telling you to go to mujin.lol yeah don’t go there at all.
LOVE YOUUU❤️
We need more creators like Kris in this world who compliment you, thank you and make your day better whenever you engage with their content. And I REALLY need a friend like her
I agree
Don't we all
@@annekevanderend9323 Yes we do
@@annekevanderend9323 yeah 😬
Going back to old videos of Kris’s feels like hosting a reunion with my childhood memories all at once.
1:15 WALMART??? WHAT????
2:58
Me: A bowling ball.
....does this make me dirty minded?
Same
I love how good the guy with the riddles was at wording the riddles in a way that makes it harder for those of us who have dirty minds
Yeah I got all of them wrong except this one 12:17
Got Coconut, Cucumber, Dentist and Toothbrush right. Felt like a genius XD
Lol same me the hole time just laugh form kris's face its priceless
I answered all the riddles correctly but will admit that the first thing that came to mind was something dirty 😂😂😂
@@spreadloveandkindness6477 Literally got NONE of them right...I didn't even get one right.
3:08 Well, that one doesn't work everywhere on the wide world, but you it's guessable.
3:03 an eletrical socket
2:53 is me at 3am finally getting the joke that my friend told me 10 hours ago
I don't think Kris realizes how many laughs she brings into my life ! She takes away my anxiety and depression ! Thank you Kris for making my day brighter ❤️
same do u take meds for depression?
Same I take meds for my depression
I agree I am going through a rough time and as soon as I stared watching this a felt way better keep up the good work kris
cringe on god
YAS QUEEN SAME
It’s how I actually own the “all my friends are dead” book 😂😂😂 fav book fr
problem is with the questions from that one guy is that i never was thinking of the dirty things i was geussing random things that made sence and then he whould say the most random thing in the world
that dude really cat calling... 10:18
That was hilarious. The only question I immediately knew was the oyster one, only because I worked briefly in a seafood restaurant.
I got the sea food and the cucumber one
Haha I got bowling ball 🎳 right. Not the others. Love u Kris.xx.
I knew all the rest that was the only one I didn’t know lol we’d be a good team 🤝
I got the toothbrush one
She is the best. And always makes me smile and I hope she keeps smiling thank you so much for being the person I need love you
"Get me that fruit"
"Get me that fish"
That man is literally the internet in a nutshell 😭😭
1:02 that fish is dead and is being taken over by a parasitic eel 🤩
Let’s all appreciate Kris for always making us laugh
Sorry for the bots and I think there having a stroke
She makes my week Everytime I watcha video
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
czcams.com/video/bmUepw_NECG/video.html..
i have never tapped on a video so fast❤️
I failed every question the guy asked, I tried straw with the 6 inches question and found out I failed at life...but there are more symptoms in my life that show I have failed a HELL of alot more than just the mind being dirtied up
I've done it in a Walmart bathroom🤷♀️
But it was so embarrassing 🤣
I love how she gives us a complement every time
We all do lol
I like your user name!!
Watching Kris straight up Blush at some of these is killing me. You just know her editor is going to be like "Yup, that one didn't get monitized"
The fact that I was crying and Kris could make me smile with in less than 5 minuts. Love you kris.
The vegan teacher watching this😂
Can we appreciate the fact that she always compliment us?, it always make me smile.😊
same
Agreed
HOPE
5:00 feel a bit attacked there ngl.
4:16 ✨Oh my god✨ Famous words from David rose.
4:26 ✨Rodikadodikadodikadou✨
Thank ya for always makin me smile! And all of y'all you enjoy these videos, I love all y'all!
11:43 ok that was perfect
I love you. I'm a 50 yr old disabled woman who is always in much pain. When I try to relax I pull up your channel. You make me laugh and I forget about reality for a while. The pain is still there but for just a little while I can focus on something besides it. You are amazing and I'm blessed to have found you. Thank you so much
Feel better
Protect this woman at all costs
I hope you feel better🤗
Awh you are a precious soul
Solidarity with you, sister. I'm only 22v but I have chronic pain as a result of fibromyalgia and some other health conditions. I'm so sorry you're hurting, wishing you pain free days ahead. And if not pain free, at least manageable 🥺💖💖
Hi, krissss just wanted to say, thanks for always making us smile with your fun and bubbly (and crazy) personality. You make me smile every time I watch your amazing videos. Thanks for being you 😝
I'm so grateful to you I was going through a hard time and your video always made me happy thank you chris
Vegan teacher: "If it's not vegan you should not even show it's not vegan!"
Kris: *Advertises butchering animals*
Me: SOLID
humane animal butchering too, am on board
Vegan teacher just got a stroke.
Kris is a f-ing legend
LMFAOOOO
Sold take my money I want I want. Plz send to the uk 🇬🇧. Lol. Xx. Love u Kris.
I’m vegetarian and still loved that 🤣🤣
7:21
IT'S A COCONUT!
Yes I said it!!
For the last question, the first thing I thought of was escargot. 😶
1:16 God damn girl-
10:23 Literal Cat Call
7:36 yeah coconut thats what all we thought about at the first time 😅
Ik what they mean but what’s the word?
The videos you and Jay put together are great, add to that your amazing narration, as far as I am concerned its the GREATEST!!!
4:48 the face!🤣🤣🤣
1:30, it's Walmart so skinny dipping in the toilets of the Walmart bathroom is probably normal there
2:36 your facial expressions are just to funny!🤣🤣😂
TY Kris for making my day❤keep up the great work❤❤
Ive been super anxious recently thank you Kris for the funniest and most enjoyable videos!
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts anything she makes us all smile❤ thanks Kriss you really make my day
YOU should appreciate life , bot
1:56 its the cucumber!
I got the toothbrush riddle right I was so happy! Thank you for being so awesome Kris.
Ilym Kris, I smile every time you upload a new video. Knowing that their are other weird people like me in the world makes me very happy. Your compliments always make my day. Thank you for being so goddam fabulous!!!
my grandma has been in the hospital & recently i’ve had a lot of anxiety and worrying. but watching your videos makes me so happy and forget about things for a little bit. I love you & your videos so much. keep up the great work! You are such an amazing person & we are so alike. we’re both cancers and our personalities are very similar. I love you kris!!
hope you and your grandma are ok love
@@kallmekris you should try and banish the bots of your comment section
@@kallmekris thank you so much for the reply!
I love How she dosen't force people to Subscribe,she doesent clickbait anything,she just tells you "this is What im doing, Enjoy" Luv You Kris❤️❤️❤️❤️
"You can wrap your mouth around me at least once a day"
AND THE WOMAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK
Kris is struggling so hard not to be inappropriate 😂😂
3:16 Kris, it’s a bowling ball-
10:50 u can see it go ⬆️
U nasty lol
Yeah that was fast 😂
You are the best thing that EVER happened to CZcams and I can not express how much your videos mean to me❤
Ok I’m a little late but I got right on the dirty mind test 😂 The toothbrush one 🎉
1:19 fun fact they are at target 🎯
Vegan teacher is definitely going to have a heart attack when she sees todays sponsor😂🤣
Jokes aside... I truly enjoy watching your videos no matter what they're about. Love u 💛🔥
Thank you you are really helping me in a hard time in my life ❤
A bakers dozen is actually 13 as he would make profit from the sale of the 13th loaf. After taking into account the cost of the ingredients.
8:16 ThAt BrOtHA GoNe
8:37 IM DYING 😂😂😂😂
Did a dog really step on you
@@theirishmushroom9296 yes 😔
I love watching KallMeKris so much! She makes my day
"I feel filthy" don't worry, i'm with ya there kris!
2:10 i said vacuum
Same
but that's cuum
I said Cummins, like the truck
2:05 the answer was cucumber
Bro I said a sock😭😭😭
2:03 I said cucumber. What else would it be?
3:15 I don’t know.
3:23 I don’t know.
7:31 I don’t know
8:54 I couldn’t understand what he said.
11:07 Again, I don’t know.
11:32 I said a candle.
12:03 I said a toothbrush.
12:39 I don’t know.
As I dirty mind I can understand this
2:00 I was thinking circumference, bc sometimes math can be very difficult.
3:22 bowling ball!
6:56 end of sponser
I’m proud that I actually got a lot of those riddles.
3:27 its owlkitty
2:45 I remember this tiktok and i love it ty for showing it lysm
The anxiety couple is the best!
Kris you say your help us of our beautie I'm like in the corner crying like I wish I had a face like Kris
Finally, a sponsor I would actually consider checking out
Kris: my role model
also Kris: dentists are freaks.
My current job list:
Nurse
Vet
-dentist-
Edit: :0 LOL CHAIN
she didn't say she doesn't like dentists. plenty of people like freaks ... and some of us simply choose to be freaks
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
At 10:11 we don't rub it in we just slap it on and go
I am so obsessed with your channel (not to be weird, you just entertain me) that my entire recommended list is KallmeKris videos.
I really should have not understood that....😳