Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr

As the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two.
Here's the final part in a collection of the riskiest jokes...you be the judge.
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[@interculturalcat]

Jimmy, you are gold and your timing is platinum.

[@jennahtailya4726]

Facts, I wanna see him live, looks fun

[@ollie2052000]

Get a room mate.
😅
Jokes.

[@thomashales588]

Ollie let jimmy stick to the jokes

[@parishna4882]

@@jennahtailya4726 Unless you're in the front row.. haha

[@parishna4882]

@@thomashales588 Who even are you, masked warrior? Oo

[@viralfeeds5789]

Still my favorite comedian. You always hit it just right.

[@rexnihil7437]

Just like alcoholic dads at 2:00AM (ba dum tss)

[@hairyfishcakes]

Both a pair of wankers

[@ZeroParanoia]

That's what she said

[@28ebdh3udnav]

That's what she said

[@SoAboutThat]

Oh, that observation about Hindu suicide bombers, I just keep reliving it over and over again.

[@world4me]

Have you tried contacting the developer about the respawn fragging?

[@spooked2104]

Dont woosh me but there arent any

[@halfgai2670]

10:07 Cameraman’s doing gods work

[@hotwatertastesround3117]

He’s so good with short jokes

[@prawtism]

check out Anthony Jeselnik, another master

[@hotwatertastesround3117]

Honestly I would say my top 3 are: Jimmy Car (reasons stated above), Ricky Gervais for being able to work with longer jokes and then George Carlin due to his ability to make a rant funny
Edit: I also think Bo Burnham is rly underrated

[@ZakB96]

Some Macdonalds French Fries absolutely agree👌👌👌👌

[@0x777]

Please, use the proper terminology. They prefer to be called "vertically challenged jokes".

[@ZakB96]

0x777 don’t get short with me 🖕

[@lepermessiah1433]

Pull my finger! I spilled my driving whisky! Hahahahahahaha

[@stevielambert8262]

"Sorry to wake you".... always harder to say when you don't know the other person.

[@musicloverme3993]

"How'd you get in here?"

[@theohood3492]

Discovered Carr on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, now I watch anything and everything I can involving him. Your brand of comedy fills the void that Carlin's passing left, at least for me. 10 out of 10 cats does Jimmy Carr.

[@musicloverme3993]

According to a survey, Jimmy is approved by only 80% of cats!

[@urosjovanovic3895]

Toby's mother disliked this video.

[@GOONER.1886]

GOLD!!

[@NicoSavio2395]

she's so fat, the dislike count got to 27 straight away

[@urosjovanovic3895]

😂😂😂

[@jackscoular3235]

Lol!

[@markmark5269]

If I told half these jokes in public, I'd be punched, like a lot of others. What a talent that you can tell them and make people laugh!

[@noexcuses5524]

Lots of comedians gets negative publicity too

[@allenjenkins7947]

Become a Catholic priest and have 'em now.

[@brief7478]

#wesawthevidto

[@proxy7362]

Sir Briefalex13 *too

[@parishna4882]

@@proxy7362 Hahhaha Yeah, but still..

[@Scratchingforcash]

Lol what a funny ass line

[@pxdfover]

I've seen many of these jokes.. But always still awesome to hear! I wish this guy would come to East Coast Canada.. I know people who've seen him and loved it

[@dmwxoxo]

"ive got a kindle" im crying

[@paulaction5957]

My son refuses to call it kindle he says there sticks dad.

[@dmwxoxo]

Paul Action 😂

[@paulaction5957]

In Australia our lowest bush fire threat is high.

[@UtterlyClueless1]

High, extremely high and yes

[@klemensk8776]

5:04 Pull my finger👉
💥

[@CHillTrueCrime]

Brilliant... laughed out loud a lot watching this 🤣 😂

[@gothicpagan.666]

Real British comedy. Long may it continue

[@wongbrackman4290]

I always thought Jimmy was from Alabama...

[@macrocosm4442]

Bruh❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@slabbyrider8665]

I just fucking died with the swearing child joke.

[@tylerk9533]

😂👍

[@mr_mickals5657]

Jimmy's the best!

[@conmayn]

Even Greta Thunberg would say that Jimmy's obsession with recycling is getting out of hand...

[@msontube]

TheConMan
Greta T is the Doll outside of the glass box

[@parishna4882]

GFYS Connie...HOW DARE YOU....

[@lullsbaby9321]

Seen all these specials. Still hilarious

[@goaway2803]

Another Bloody classic, thanks Mate and take care 💚💛

[@ashleyrenee3722]

You are the best!

[@veronica-devans3514]

I love you as a the funniest comedian ever

[@theinternetisconfusing5438]

10:14 That's what I love about this man. Offensive "shock" humor can be really fucking annoying. Not because its offensive, but bc its forced. This was clever.

[@musicloverme3993]

And then the second part.

[@hedunlap]

10:06 is worth a pause

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes

[@100ksubssoicanbragtomyfrie4]

I don’t know about you, but I don’t like celebrities that are just famous for who they’re related to...
*Toby’s Mum*

[@Scratchingforcash]

OH MY GOD JIMMY IS SO DAMN FUNNY!!!!

[@clipsedrag13]

imagine having open borders and telling your country this is your threat level today

[@assistanttotheregionalmana3002]

That Jordy joke was fucking hilarious

[@cpt.shmitt7387]

Remember when Islamic Extremism was the greatest threat to the world? Those were the good ol' days.

[@gobshite]

More jokes about religion please!

[@mcfcguvnors]

catholic priest jokes just write themselves

[@arya6085]

@@mcfcguvnors So do their victims' abuse statements

[@darthvader8892]

I have heard that Allah was a pedophile. Sad if its true

[@Girl-di5dg]

@@darthvader8892 you must be so dumb to say or think that. Maybe do a research about who he is before talking

[@aBOOBaMUSIC]

🤣🤣😂...legend
definitely have to see you live

[@whitterzz2145]

LEGEND

[@lordali1034]

I am a British muslim and I am not offended at all. Amazing comedy keep it up!

[@Lfomod1Dubstep]

yep, that's the difference between media and real humans :)

[@karlbenson7152]

Legend

[@xxxwwwggg]

Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[@666Vlada666]

best joke on 10:06

[@shortbr3eaf]

YES YES FUCKING FINALLY

[@Tonsirton]

Lovely!!!❤🖤💛💚

[@dominusetdeus060644]

Very funny man. But also very intelligent. Heating you talk about jokes and humor is just as entertaining as your actual jokes

[@paulwhat322]

Legend!

[@antoniusbritannia8217]

Yet another reason not to fall for the old, "pull my finger" routine. . .

[@Sinisteve]

10:07 rack😳

[@whitebeltlyfbjj3393]

Gold

[@celestepinkerton5791]

What year is this??

[@flyj5820]

Jimmy Carr you fucking mad lad!

[@connorfinch1787]

I Swear they changed it from racist to riskiest

[@hunterkiller1984]

People with Tourette's. What makes them tick?

[@wagwim3220]

8:49 rite rkid

[@MrMarky2000]

Very intelligent man

[@alexipeck4201]

480p?

[@angelarbab0091]

My godddd😂😂😂😂

[@CowIsBad]

LOL

[@probablynotyourdad4616]

Any welsh people in?
yeeeeeey

[@_bellona_792]

6:49

[@siemagli4329]

Jimmy is the fix coming back?

[@charles4283]

It’s got to a point where this has basically turned into a fucking singalong for me.

[@evmcc9864]

Hi there

[@aneliasmit7837]

We need new content!

[@dpledford1]

What the difference in a lentil and a chickpea? I never paid $200 to have a lentil on me!

[@dmie2116]

2:34

[@gifu8395]

8:50 could somebody help me get this joke xD

[@Charlie_Ses]

Manchester accent not Newcastle

[@TheKukusfsf]

Psih, sweet psihic

[@jesusbermudez6775]

First joke about Jesus is the tops

[@robynsineadsheppard6480]

"The Wrath of Islam" isn't a pub, Jimmy---it's the name of a Death Metal band.

[@specialkettle7511]

Lol

[@jesusbermudez6775]

I see that is why my cousin became a catholic priest. I now understand.

[@muhammadnizamie8740]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abdo6183]

Were your pants on fire

[@adrianfrift7571]

How did I get an ad on this, most other edgy youtubers don't even get ads

[@Jerry12533]

It's funny because in 2000 this would not be risky jokes

[@dbgdnb]

Imagine disliking this video

[@ensinitas]

STOP THE VID AT 7;35 ANd tell me what the guy has on his shirt

[@DiegoideGetsNoBitches]

-abooga-

[@brentclough7649]

👍

[@tylerspiteri7328]

Hi

[@sammylpt9076]

Risky???

[@aria5765]

pog

[@deltadestroyer1]

i watched the whole things so weres the risky jokes ? i got clickbaited again grrr

[@tobyglyn]

As I type this, 57 thumbs down!!??

[@TheFykle]

Prob from the spastic USA

[@ferxtah6415]

All the dislikes are from Toby’s mum
She made fake accounts

[@kimhienoanthi9980]

xanny mrbro johnwick calumscott owenshroyer

[@Arational]

I guess Jimmy left money in his will for a lackey to do uploads.

[@jcolterh]

Not very risky. Not once did you mention Jews. I guess you're not ready to end your career quite yet.

[@tony7054]

My favourite, what's yours?

[@jeaneltawil]

As much as I enjoy this man's jokes I'm really getting tired of each and every video ending with the tourette's joke

[@TheFykle]

Ticked off ?

[@stevenchacala]

Could you explain to us unworthy Yanks what a "Jordy" is. (And I do get the joke without knowing that).

[@MrDoggson]

Geordie = People from the area around Newcastle. Id recomend Geordie Shore to learn a lil bit extra

[@tinoritchie8087]

Geordies are people from Newcastle. People from Sunderland don't like being called a geordie.

[@voidanderson202]

Sir never come to America please. As much as I would love to see you, people here get hella offended at EVERYTHING. Love ur jokes tho man.

[@MrMcStinkyFace]

MR.Bandit America is our home it’s the people who are offended that should leave really because if they are not comfortable they can just leave.

[@TheFykle]

@MR.Bandit USA is f’ed, there’s no way i’d live in that dysfuntional hellhole with no humor and it overzealous race card playing

[@michaelcrean1456]

This are good racist jokes. proving that not all racism is bad.

[@kevinscott5839]

So

[@user-nk3vi1bb4u]

Early

[@shshaank]

Why put old content again and again Jimmy? 😪😪

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

First

[@exhaleinhale999]

shut

[@lutell_4983]

The

[@GOONER.1886]

Fec

[@uhhjake3007]

Up

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

It was a matter of when lmao

[@forensicwiremu1862]

Why are all these videos just repeats

[@kleinmeisterlein]

Needing to explain your own "jokes" is not what I consider to be funny.

[@fernandogonzalez5770]

Only needs to explain them because some people are dunces

[@dielaughing73]

Dear me. If you mean the reincarnation bit, he *pretended* to explain his joke purely to suggest someone in the front didn't get it, which made the joke funnier. The audience obviously got the joke but Jimmy likes to stir them up, it's part of his style.
I think maybe this video's not for you.

[@simonj48]

He does a joke about that , it's called patronising. If you don't know what that means, it's where he tells people how the joke works because they don't get it.

[@TheFykle]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[@macmurphy86]

Don't worry about those 30 dislikes.. they will most likely blow themselves up today...

[@Vox1751]

Risky jokes? I don't think there were any jokes in this clip

[@Lfomod1Dubstep]

hahahahaha you're dead inside...

[@definitelynotcharlie4001]

djrmarky I’m guessing you’re British and right

[@JesseLandau]

Didn't laugh once.

[@justinv6410]

Jesse ___________ you must be a lot of fun in real life.
I’m being sarcastic btw.

[@TheFykle]

Interpetation = she is a humourless boring American