Every Single HECKLE! | Jimmy Carr
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2019
- I'd like to thank all the noble hecklers for their hard work in creating this compilation.
(Feel free to heckle in the comments!)
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I think the most impressive thing here is the cameraman’s ability to find the heckler so quickly.
Sadly, most of them are planted actors.
@@adriansalsahot7367 are you serious??
@@theodorebouchet321 yea :(
RIP TERRY
matthew Howcroft you clearly just can’t handle offensive jokes, and weren’t acting like you were at a comedy show
There's something more savage when the comeback is in a polite British accent.
Same as JRM dealing with journalists on the BBC.
@@philmarland7647 that is due to most Brits being cap doffing subservient beings. Since 1066 and the Norman aristocrats took over, we have always enjoyed being serfs...as long as you have a nasally plums in mouth accent, we take any shit.
@@leod-sigefast that statement is not only false, but beyond retarded.
@@leod-sigefast lol salty
And on American haha it's fun to hear other country's jokes especially on us its great
"I work at a jewelers."
Jimmy suffers full sensory overload as he calculates and chooses from the infinite number of comebacks.
@@wendychong8823 Wendy, you can continue to try, but sorry to say dear, you simply don't have "it". You do look immature and ridiculous but in no way are you funny. Normally, I'd suggest you "keep trying" but not this time.
@@wendychong8823 ur not funny
Wendy Chong what a haircut
Jeril Joseph: see wendy? This...this is funny.
B Bodziak r/iamverysmart
Best thing is when the heckle/comeback makes both Jimmy and the heckler laugh. 😂
I think that's always the actual goal!
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...hawhawhawhawhawhawhawhaw...
They could be confederates
The laughing is probably just put on to cover the embarrassment
"If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth" this is golden :D
Robert Avanesov Did Jimmy make that joke?
@@dom9707 yeah, its in this video, twice actually
Robert Avanesov Yeah I know he did but I was wandering if he made it because I hear it everywhere
@@dom9707 oh, I have no idea :)
Jimmy is one of the only comedians I hear using jokes I've heard 10 years before in elementary school.
There are some heckles missing. Like the one where Jimmy tells a guy "I was warned by your mom you'd be here."
That's a brilliant one
"At least, I think that's what she was saying. Her mouth was full at the time"
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Mum not mom
@@RylanStorm "and i wasnt the only one there"
9:49 is my favourite heckle. I don’t know why but the way the guy said “Yeah” had me dying
Same here
I came here for this 🤣
"Yeah"
Had me in stitches hahahaha
It's my favourite too
"Was I bullied at school? .... no." crowd laughs.
Jimmie Carr. Only comedian I know that can get a laugh by giving a straight faced answer. XD
Rowan Atkinson
Conan
Bill Burr ? Dave Chappelle ?
doing comedy is hard enough - dealing with hecklers even harder - Jimmy makes it an art form - thinking on your feet like this - such a maestro
Make sure you don't trip on your tongue after licking his ass
It's rehearsed and planned ahead. 14:40-16:00
@@Daviebhoy25cfc wow - so you mean Jimmy doesn't walk on stage every time he performs and just 'wing it' every time? shock horror! of course he has prepared comebacks - he makes it part of his show - the whole pick a colour, pick a number bit
@@juliaconnell Did you never learn about the existence of commas, or how to use them?
@@ropedart1038 _rolls eyes_ seriously? have you got nothing better to do with your time and energy
Jimmy is hecklers worst nightmare. Fast, eloquent, witted and sharp. All with good intent and laughter being the main goal. *cough unlike many American comedians who just yell back and curse out hecklers*
Micheal richards was good
Sorry mate; Those leftist tools that seam to be most popular as an American comedian don’t actually represent the True Americans.
Anthony Jeselnik is good too. But Jimmy is obviously the best at it.
Jimmy is clearly leftist though
CZcams194i04p but he doesn't shove it down the throat of everyone. Like many anti-american leftists that go rampid through my country
Jimmy Carr's heckle put downs are legendary.
To be fair, its Carr+audience vs the heckler but yes he still shits all over their faces
Kevin Davis eh
Ur notification profile pic, gives me anxiety
why that profile picture tho
@@skymes But why tho?
Few stand-up comedians welcome heckles. Carr's just awesome.
Damn, the "not gonna swap if that's OK?" was good
I really respect those Hecklers who heckle but still laugh at their own roasts..they know how to take jokes
@Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and they know it will probably make the show better and be put on a compilation like this to make other people laugh
My favourite:
Audience nutter: "I f*cked your mum"
Jimmy: "Dad?"
'it's only her that's meant to call me that, your real dad left you years ago'
my god, he is so unbelievably charismatic and witty, it's not even fair.
Ah, I love these clips from the old specials! They remind me of the good old days when we thought Jimmy paid taxes...
.__. too soon bro, too soon 😔
Good heckle!
diebydeath the same
If I was ever in any of these situations now, I’d probably say “I’ll tell you what mate, at least I pay my taxes.”
@@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 Sounds too malicious, needs to be more funny and witty to have a proper impact.
"It's nice you're here tho, it's a night off for someone isn't it?" has got to be my favorite of the lot
That is a truly brilliant comeback!
Jimmy: (asks crowd a question)
Crowd: (answers)
Jimmy: *surprised* *pikachu* *face*
I love how the crowd laughs in bursts so uniformly, elegant.
The big guy from Glasgow is in like 3 or 4 clips, he must go to all the shows up there lol
And he's always got a pint
maybe he's got free admission to heckle predictably :P
Big up Chris travelling alone just for the show
Yeah kudos to Chris
@@moritzlehnhardt9563 First of all, what?
Second of all, why is it embarassing to go alone to a show/cinema? Some people just wanna go out and have a good time alone, why do you wanna shame that? That's awesome and a good way to meet new people, or just a nice experience for the individual going.
@@seanhenrynewman5181 ... bit defensive, are we?
@@effyvoux oh damn my cover is blown. I'm Chris.
I barely bother with social events such as before mentioned. I just think people should be able to go out on their own without being shamed, shows great confidence and if people shame that then that's weakness from my point of view.
@moomoo1337 yes of course
Love some British humor. Also love how the audience gets heckling cross the pond. Just hilarious all around.
So glad to see Jimmy starring in Toy Story 4, perhaps a behind the scenes some time soon?
Wouldn't be the first time Jimmy has come to a theater full of kids.
@@TheFrenchMansControl yeah and he didn't get caught like PeeWee
69 Nice
@@TheFrenchMansControl
Better your heckle: wouldn't be the first time Jimmy had asked a kid to play with 'Woody'
Or: asking girls if they like Jessie is not concent for the cowgirl position
TheFrenchMansControl 10/10
He looks like the lovechild between ben shapiro and bennedict Cumberbatch
😂
Richard Nixon
Roger Federer
Why have you done this
I've never even heard of this guy before, but now I love him.
Check out Frankie Boyle and Anthony Jeselnik.
He’s so active with the stage, his shows are so lively and fun I love them
When you said “sexual predator” all I thought of was Shrek
wat?whyy?
Shreksual predator
DUNKAE
Lol presuming I’m a yank? Funny because I am half British and half German
stephen mutke the half German bit then
That laugh of his cracks me up every time
I love Jimmy carr and how great of a comedian he is, how quick he is to shut down a heckler is incredible
Hi Jimmy, I love the way you actually invite the audience to heckle you, I think its great sportsmanship that you do this, if you ever do a show in Bradford, Leeds etc. I'll be there and I'll shout out at you :-)
Big up east endz inet
cheers
I am sorry that I am only discovering Jimmy Carr for the first time. Super quick wit, deals with hecklers brilliantly, and makes me laugh out loud! Bravo!!
The kid at 7:42 was really trying to play the cool guy act
Of all the comedians to heckle why would you heckle Jimmy? Hes the comeback King.
They do it for fun, Jimmy's fans know he's a nice guy and they don't take the jokes personally
For fun people want the comeback
Best heckle l heard of was when Eric Douglas, Michael Douglas's half brother, did a comedy tour in Britain and he just wasn't very good. At the Comedy Store the audience weren't laughing and were getting edgy and Eric shouted 'You can't do this to me - l'm Kirk Douglas's son!" Somebody stood up and shouted back 'No! l'm Kirk Douglas's son!' Soon the majority of the audience were getting up and shouting the same thing
Best comedy I've seen/ heard for years. The raised eyebrows when the lad who's just admitted robbing a machine goes on to say he works at a jeweller's are priceless!
Jimmy's facial expression when the fruit machine guy said he works at a Jewelers is priceless - 8:43
I don't think I'd heckle Jimmy Carr, he's so quick with the comeback lol and absolutely savage
His laugh is legendary
I swear half these people were hammered 😂
13:04 made me fall off my bed 😂 that was so quick/genius jimmy
I'm not going to heckle unless Jimmy heckles back. It's no fun without the feedback.
I would never start. I would be there to see the show, not to take part in it.
@@jamescurfman3284 are u afraid, the things he said might be true?
I like how he interacts with his audience
I’ve never heard of him until today. I’m laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I love this comedy... no meanness just good fun and interaction between everybody... Carr has a brilliant quick witted mind... so glad to laugh freely in 2020.... best to you all,
8:30 "I'm a guy, you're a guy, we steal things from fruit machines. No!"
Some people just have a larger scale in mind, right Jimmy? :)
OK, that was a great burn. in 2012..
Tax avoidance?
You fucked him up. But who wouldn't avoid tax given the chance aha
3:17 You know it's a good comeback/joke when even the heckler claps
I bet some people heckle Jimmy just to bask in the light of his come back.
I mean, I would.
I've noticed from all these videos, the best way to deal with a heckler is to just give them more attention. They want a spotlight, so just give it to them. The grave will then practically dig itself
Heckling Jimmy is like willingly shooting yourself in the foot, there's nothing in it for yourself, though others might find it amusing. Good on ya brave hecklers. Thank you for your lipservice. o7
10:33 that one is so funny. Have to keep rewatching.
"If you want my comeback you have to scrape it off your moms teeth" This was enough for one night :')
15:36 look at the guy in the blue shirt he went from happy to depressed so fast
That's weird init, it's like he saw himself on the big screen and just shrunk in on himself
This by far one of my favorite stand-up of the decade if not of all time.... BECAUSE of him heckling the hecklers. 😂😂
Audience : Heckles
Jimmy Carr : I am about to ruin this man's whole career
Nee Rock Jung Rana isn’t it end not ruin
Nee Rock Jung Rana
I am about to ask this person for their career
You are a genius Jimmy. Hecklers get so many other comedians rattled, and it throws them off their game. You..on the other hand..make them a part of the act. That's risky business, but every heckler you destroy does boost you up to another new level. Guess when you have a wit about you that's untouchable...the odds are always going to be in your favor 👍🏻
Oh, my God! I already KNEW never to mess with anybody on stage for this very reason. You're awesome, PLEASE keep doing what you do so well!
I’ve only seen him on tv panel shows but this is bloody legend material. Proper hilarious.
Jimmy's response to the American was actually impressive
Jimmy’s laugh is my favorite thing in the world
Imani what about Jimmys Choos
Never have I seen such a person so good dealing with hecklers!
"at least i think she was talking to me, i wasn't the only one there
and she had her mouth full"
how did they miss the best one out>?
"If it wasnt for us youd be speaking german" best heckle
"if it weren't for us, you'd be speaking german", the cheek these seppos have
I think we should start a war with them, but get everyone else to fight them
If it weren't for the Russians/Soviets, BOTH Americunts and Brits would be speaking German--if they weren't slaving away in labour camps mate
Oh yeah Germany totally could’ve invaded the USA and would’ve won.
He’s right to be fair. I have a lot of respect for the yanks especially over some of the scum here
@@mikaelsongrin7743 They would have if they didn't get such resistance in Europe.
By the end I was convinced people do it on purpose to get roasted.
Same
They do lol
I watch his shows FOR the comebacks.
Its magically delicious.
You can find all of these basic comebacks on the secondary school field...which is slightly worrying because that means Jimmy has been peaking through a fence
Don't worry, I think he can handle it.😁
Encalica.... Don't worry, I think he can handle it 😁
9:43 looks like he's holding back the tears
16:14 "I married him"
fucking legend lmao
THANK GOD for this wonderful video being on the internet!
This lad is mad bro...wait..
*and so the madlad was born*
The thing I love about Jimmy Carr’s laugh is that no matter how funny something is his laugh is the same
Wow this guy is not that bothered by hecklers. Awesome.
He encourages them just to destroy him 😂😂
This needs subtitles for the heckles. Some of the jokes don't make sense not hearing the heckle.
Gary van der Merwe he repeats their heckle
bis225 Daniel says " I work at the jewelers "
@@filmfreakreacts2516 or you could grow some fucken ears
Sam Thomson 😂😂 exactly
@bis225 he quite clearly says he works at a jewelers though.
The Irish student! Haha
Jimmy invites hecklers, a much better class than our American version.
Just found the channel.
Immediately liked and subbed.
Jimmy is the King of comedy.
Jimmy, you're like the swanky perv uncle that always says the wrong thing at the right time. ;) Love ya!
Jimmy carr your comedy makes my day a helluva lot better every time I hear your bits thank you
He’s a baiter, a master at it !
He's a master baiter?
20:03 *"If it weren't for us you would be speaking German."* bruuuuuuuuuuuh, he slayed the whole theater.
One of the most brilliant comedians in the commonwealth. The best since in fact.
This is his own channel yet it doesn't show every single heckle 😂
Casey because 90% of his heckles are the same 5 jokes told the exact same way
@@LWayPro i mean, he even uses that paper version of a Magic 8 Ball
Maybe he wants to stretch the content out a bit.
I love it how hecklers make the show even better
1:10 my favourite part 😂
Heckling is just a warm up for Jimmy
Imagine if a comedian heckled a comedian.
Watch roast battle on comedy central. It's hilarious
Patrice o Neal heckled Kevin Hart lol
Lmao, this is hilarious! I spat water on my work desk lmao
Seeing him in concert for the first time next year when he comes to Nottingham. So excited. Been a fan for years.
Love jimmy Carr. He can take a joke as well as give it 🤣
He's polite and savage all at the same time and that is so great!.
Congrats! You are the comeback king. Laughed my ass off.
"fuck grammar, we're in a hurry" 😂😭
14:14 " I was just f#$king chatting to him" 😂
Smart as a whip Jimmy Carr & he does just love the Hecklers.Genius comedy gold.
This guy's delivery, wit and timing is impeccable. There's none better.
Love your work, Jimmy!
Hecklers can be really funny on occasion, not saying it’s a good thing but jimmy always has the best heckles
Jimmy is actually a nice guy, he clarified to the woman in the audience she is a very beautiful woman he was only getting to the heckler through her lol, but the fact he made that clear is why I RESPECT Jimmy 😇
Extremely witty and not afraid to cross lines I like that a lot. Just found you a few days ago new fan, also I'm from the U.S.
You’re one of the funniest comedians ever!! Keep it up! But sadly you left some heckles out, one of the best actually, like the one where a guy heckled and his name was rack.. I’m only gonna put some parts of the heckle because the whole heckle is too long to type out, but it goes something like this...
He said: “when does the comedy start”
You: “well you’ve learned something today and that’s life’s not fair”.
“Let me give another example of how life’s not fair.. when a guy sleeps around with a bunch of women he’s a stud, a player, and admired by our society.”
“But when a woman sleeps with loads and loads of men, she’s called Rack’s mom”
Hilarious! 😂
You do realise this isn't his channel...
@@swanningabout You mean this "Official Jimmy Carr Channel" isn't his channel? How little tax does it need to pay to be his channel? and mind you this is on youtube, they pay even less tax than his girlfriend.
He was named Rack in honor of his mom, the town's bike.