The Therapist Returns

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
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    3:41 - Embarrassing Addiction
    4:51 - Stop Sending Me Fan-Fiction
    7:21 - In Love with Priest
    8:21 - Slipping my Husband some Supplements
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Komentáře • 379

  • @griffinfolse354
    @griffinfolse354 Před 7 měsíci +3703

    Thank God, I can finally stop going to my therapist now that he’s back

    • @collinberryhill964
      @collinberryhill964 Před 7 měsíci +17

      Dead ass me too

    • @griffinfolse354
      @griffinfolse354 Před 7 měsíci +14

      This is the only therapy I need

    • @user-dc9up2fh8i
      @user-dc9up2fh8i Před 7 měsíci +5

      I never even scheduled my first appointment I'm so poor n fiending. Thx for coming back ndawg

    • @emma-sk3jw
      @emma-sk3jw Před 7 měsíci +4

      I had to cancel my therapy appointment yesterday and then Noel uploaded this. Amazing.

    • @od8904
      @od8904 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Stopped taking my meds already

  • @LydiaReneeDarling
    @LydiaReneeDarling Před 7 měsíci +1019

    “I know this email address has my full government name, but I’m not willing to make a new one just for this” I deeply identify, thank you for sharing your beautiful story

  • @kadables1823
    @kadables1823 Před 7 měsíci +1678

    The one about the husband not wanting to have sex was oddly super insightful 😂 Shit got real for a second there

    • @UtopiaMotley
      @UtopiaMotley Před 7 měsíci

      For a second? Yo that shit was disturbing asf. And not really insightful, like I think the only thing I learned was horny females are just as dangerous as horny men...

    • @charstevens2686
      @charstevens2686 Před 7 měsíci +140

      I question the wife. She's worried she'll cheat when all she'd have to do is NOT do that. And spiking her husband. She's got bigger problems than her husband's unit.

    • @violondon8776
      @violondon8776 Před 6 měsíci

      @@charstevens2686 I would have to disagree just because I lived this with my ex husband. for 4 years he made me feel horrible for wanting to have sex and it destroyed my self esteem and made me feel crazy when I eventually found out he was just jacking off to porn all the time and meeting other girls online... If your partner cannt communicate and discuss important subjects like sex, thats really messed up. Don't agree of course with her thinking to slip meds to her husband without his knowledge.. I thought that was maybe a joke? lol

    • @dennisbergkamp1553
      @dennisbergkamp1553 Před 3 měsíci

      @@charstevens2686you ever experienced sexual frustration?

    • @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner
      @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@charstevens2686legit like idk how serious she is but that is an INSANE thing to say about ur husband

  • @elin_
    @elin_ Před 7 měsíci +455

    She's considering drugging and r*ping her boyfriend instead of just talking to him about what's going on!? That is INSANELY problematic!!

    • @UtopiaMotley
      @UtopiaMotley Před 7 měsíci

      Problematic? Jesus, if it was a woman you know you'd call it fcking sick and depraved and that she needs to be locked up.

    • @nyxx7813
      @nyxx7813 Před 7 měsíci

      Women be talking and shopping bro cardi b got away with it 😂 just wait till you realize that women are racist and like capable of wrong doing.

    • @SharkFishFace
      @SharkFishFace Před 7 měsíci +66

      That’s understating it a bit. It’s criminal.

    • @elin_
      @elin_ Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@SharkFishFace yes it is

    • @saturnal
      @saturnal Před 7 měsíci +22

      So problematic that it might even constitute a problem

  • @jackiegarland6161
    @jackiegarland6161 Před 7 měsíci +2444

    The man who promotes better help, offering the most chaotic therapy sessions ever for ONLY FIVE DOLLARS. I know which one I’m picking 🤔

    • @Laurenmcd202
      @Laurenmcd202 Před 7 měsíci +362

      Well he has the same license as “therapists” on Better Help…none lol

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 Před 7 měsíci

      BetterHelp is not a good place to find a therapist or go for therapy. It is not good. It's a bad sponsor. It only has a platform because CZcamsrs/influencers needing money from sponsorships so they promote the shady company.

    • @Emeralsha
      @Emeralsha Před 7 měsíci +197

      Yea licensed therapist here. If you've had a shit experience with better help, you're not alone by a long shot. If it's worked for you, great, but I've heard more horror stories than anything good from them. Please don't give up on therapy just cause of them!

    • @soren1840
      @soren1840 Před 7 měsíci +124

      @@Emeralshayeah BetterHelp was under fire a couple years ago for not using licensed therapist and all the CZcamsr stopped doing ads for them. It’s pretty weird seeing it brought up again. Gotta get that bag I guess

    • @Emeralsha
      @Emeralsha Před 7 měsíci

      @@soren1840 oh wow, I had no idea. I feel like I've never stopped seeing ads for them, which sucks but yea I get they're probably a high paying sponsor

  • @ilya8132
    @ilya8132 Před 7 měsíci +350

    0:53 The way he's getting sexually harassed and casually says "how do I end this without causing any friction at work" is sad sad sad. When it said seduction, I thought he meant it was working (which I am still acknowledging as inappropriate). Mama's need to be fired.

    • @lalailm
      @lalailm Před 14 dny

      Funny bc if genders were reversed, male staff hitting on female manager like that , shit would have already gone down

  • @Deeplebeeple
    @Deeplebeeple Před 7 měsíci +1324

    Why did Noel give real sex advice ? Still kept it funny but accurate

    • @krv3
      @krv3 Před 7 měsíci

      I'd pay to see 5$ sexologist noel

    • @anawaz189
      @anawaz189 Před 7 měsíci +104

      He gave real advice for most of the vid honestly 😭

    • @beltaya276
      @beltaya276 Před 7 měsíci +213

      homegirl was going to drug her husband he had to step in holy shh

    • @Deeplebeeple
      @Deeplebeeple Před 7 měsíci +70

      @@beltaya276 Yeah he read this out loud and was attempting to stop crime

    • @ddskye
      @ddskye Před 7 měsíci +10

      I’m in the exact same situation rn (minus the drugging lmao) so I’m so glad he did tbh 😭

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden Před 7 měsíci +359

    The Hispanic accent for that athlete doctor story actually killed me 💀💀💀💀

    • @Rei_geDo
      @Rei_geDo Před 7 měsíci +8

      Ong I was playing that shit on repeat

    • @Uchiha320
      @Uchiha320 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Bro fr the way he put a Hispanic accent for a soccer player 💀

    • @KatnaHG27
      @KatnaHG27 Před 2 měsíci

      sounds like all of my primos lmfao

  • @natedowell1262
    @natedowell1262 Před 7 měsíci +466

    Raise it to 10$ therapy to account for inflation

  • @KylaBStallings
    @KylaBStallings Před 7 měsíci +574

    The practicing counseling on AI is kind of smart tho!

    • @SareBear2000
      @SareBear2000 Před 7 měsíci +46

      I love when he asked if the Roomba was overworked 🤣

    • @daniel.lennon
      @daniel.lennon Před 29 dny +2

      Fr. I kinda wanna try it now LMFAO

  • @jynxiebaby5137
    @jynxiebaby5137 Před 7 měsíci +128

    I used to work as a manager in a sex shop.. and the amount of people who came in and asked me the best way to "sneak supplements" into their partners food/drinks is absolutely insane. At first I was like "you cant be serious", but at some point I was so concerned for these people that if the person mentioned it more than once I would tell them that I couldnt sell them any supplements because I couldnt be an accomplice in them poisoning their partner. Which like.. could very well happen??? If you dont know that theyre allergic to an ingredient you just dosed them with, youre fucked. And some of them have side effects that can really fuck people up. My bestie and I made a lil deal. We'd each take a supplement meant for the opposite sex.. (which, its all the same, its just fucking marketing bc a panther makes you feel powerful and a kitty makes you feel seductive, just the same shit different animal, ya know), anyways, so his went well. I took one and in the middle of sex I had a complete and total breakdown because my vision turned *completely blue*. It was terrifying even when I KNEW it was possible. Imagine that happening out of nowhere and you dont know why because you didnt do anything different??? Youd probably think you were having a stroke or something.
    Moral of the story: dont be a fucking creep, stop trying to dose your partner, have a nice lil conversation and maybe buy a sex toy.

    • @c4productions951
      @c4productions951 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Did his vision turn pink??

    • @jynxiebaby5137
      @jynxiebaby5137 Před 7 měsíci +14

      @c4productions951 lmao no it did not, but that would have been hilarious

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis Před 18 dny

      Yeah you gotta be careful with that stuff. You don't know what's in them and the ingredients are often inaccurate

  • @GingerSnaps13
    @GingerSnaps13 Před 7 měsíci +248

    The one with the nympho wife actually needs help, she ain’t even bringing up any communication pathways, they are only thinking about drugging the dude or whole cheating and she ain’t even worried about it being morally wrong she just don’t wanna go to jail

    • @lidiagizaw3828
      @lidiagizaw3828 Před 7 měsíci

      she said she asked him to fuck multiple times .how else do u want her to communicate ?

    • @dd-sl4ev
      @dd-sl4ev Před 7 měsíci +2

      probably because the husband is cheating. not sure y’all are so hell bent to blame the woman.

    • @GingerSnaps13
      @GingerSnaps13 Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@dd-sl4ev he might be it’s just what she said was not okay

    • @blanddull6881
      @blanddull6881 Před 6 měsíci +11

      ​@@dd-sl4evhow do you know the husband's cheating?

    • @nekorina9011
      @nekorina9011 Před měsícem +4

      @@dd-sl4evi mean, her first thought of a solution is to spike his food/drink which im pretty sure would count as rape, so i'm not super inclined to be on her side based on that...especially considering how fucked it would be if a man did that

  • @riverr1002
    @riverr1002 Před 7 měsíci +131

    Knowing Noel is obsessed with playing Csgo from the podcast makes that one about the kid playing Csgo so much funnier

    • @WillHellmm
      @WillHellmm Před 7 měsíci +5

      Plus the csgo market place somehow does better than the stock market. I wish I realized that when I was younger, selling skins

  • @whynotskate6328
    @whynotskate6328 Před 7 měsíci +71

    Honestly the advice Noel gave for why the husband may not want to have sex was extremely accurate lol I always prepare for the worst advice from him so I was pleasantly surprised

  • @Skepticalraven
    @Skepticalraven Před 7 měsíci +114

    Noel giving legit advice is scaring me

  • @leilajones1258
    @leilajones1258 Před 7 měsíci +154

    Our boy stacking up and standing on the $5 to finally be as tall as Aleena

  • @thedamnguy2896
    @thedamnguy2896 Před 7 měsíci +568

    I am so glad Nole is back at it and pumping us full of his hot and sticky knowledge

  • @janedangg
    @janedangg Před 7 měsíci +37

    Somehow there’s always a “keep it in the family” segment in Noel’s $5 therapy lol

  • @sofireyez8187
    @sofireyez8187 Před 7 měsíci +94

    “peanut butter works with my dog” took me out LMAO

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ Před 7 měsíci +27

    "Afraid of spiders? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em. Domestic troubles? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em. Difficutly keepin' 'it' up? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em."

  • @samrivv1709
    @samrivv1709 Před 7 měsíci +166

    noel providing affordable therapy for those who really need it. bless him

  • @monta3136
    @monta3136 Před 7 měsíci +174

    noel posting makes my toes curl

  • @LuSiaisirritated
    @LuSiaisirritated Před 7 měsíci +45

    The soccer player impression had me hollering.

  • @noahjeidson
    @noahjeidson Před 7 měsíci +164

    my therapist is on vacation, so i need this rn

  • @Genxii17
    @Genxii17 Před 7 měsíci +27

    Noel talking down to the guy buying csgo skins like he doesn’t sneak off when Alena goes to bed to get a couple rounds in

  • @courtneya2207
    @courtneya2207 Před 7 měsíci +44

    Noel being more qualified and helpful than those on betterhelp

  • @harmonsonbaker2681
    @harmonsonbaker2681 Před 7 měsíci +187

    Noel was wayyy too prepared for the intimacy issues question

    • @ohlordygeorgie3259
      @ohlordygeorgie3259 Před 7 měsíci +55

      I mean she was gonna cheat or commit a crime by drugging him so man was trying to step in lmao

  • @levikellett4308
    @levikellett4308 Před 7 měsíci +7

    The priest one is literally just the plot of Fleabag

  • @maarrriiiiaaaaa
    @maarrriiiiaaaaa Před 7 měsíci +12

    As an actual therapist, I’m CACKLING between sessions.

  • @thatsnotgabi
    @thatsnotgabi Před 7 měsíci +18

    i’m applying to grad school for clinical psychology rn and i’ll be sure to put this in my cv, thanks for the free hours noel

  • @hightunnel2723
    @hightunnel2723 Před 7 měsíci +42

    It’d be dope if you got Alana to do a sound byte going “dr Miller will see you now” in the beginning

  • @AlbornozVEVO
    @AlbornozVEVO Před 7 měsíci +4

    she went through 4 years of college, 4 years of med school, 3 years of residency, a year of fellowship, half a million dollars in debt she's still paying off, so of course she's willing to lose her license for a 24 year old dude with an active imagination.

  • @sneakinsam
    @sneakinsam Před 7 měsíci +15

    jesus christ bro, you’ve gotten much funnier lmao. idk if it’s the stand up scene or what but damn hahaha

  • @captaind0ugwash
    @captaind0ugwash Před 7 měsíci +26

    havent seen my psychiatrist in a year so this will do thank you

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Yo if ur having problems u should reach out soon bc winter and the holidays have a tendency to exacerbate issues

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious Před 7 měsíci +1

      Same it cured my bipolar

  • @noahmay7708
    @noahmay7708 Před 7 měsíci +7

    We not gonna talk about that lady saying "peanut butter works for my dog" like wtf we just gonna move past that?

  • @aguiebakes6821
    @aguiebakes6821 Před 7 měsíci +15

    10:08 please check his thyroid! My husband developed hyperthyroidism and I can promise I was the same as you describe, horny all the time but got no drive from him, and when we did get intimate, it wasn't as satisfactory as it'd been before... other symptoms come with it depending on his levels, please talk about it and go get some blood work done. Noone deserves to go to bed horny and unsatisfied 😚

  • @gzuz4148
    @gzuz4148 Před 7 měsíci +19

    I binged this series like 2 days ago lets gooooo

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 7 měsíci +64

    Noel is so kind he can solve all of your problems for just $5, the therapist we all need

    • @bigoof234
      @bigoof234 Před 7 měsíci +9

      you’re gettin lazy, heinz be lil more creative

    • @maigethewizard
      @maigethewizard Před 7 měsíci +3

      i don't know who you are but you be makin ROUNDS my brother I see you in the comments of every video i watch and i'm concerned

    • @chargles.
      @chargles. Před 7 měsíci +2

      bro get off yt😭

    • @chargles.
      @chargles. Před 7 měsíci +1

      it doesn’t even track your comment likes😭 it’s not like you’re farming karma😭

  • @rabbi4skin666
    @rabbi4skin666 Před 7 měsíci +6

    How long until Noel's CS2 inventory leaks and we find out that session was just him talking to himself.

  • @kendallarmstrong619
    @kendallarmstrong619 Před 7 měsíci +10

    currently getting my masters and these sessions will help me graduate early! thx dr miller for all the great advice ❤

  • @stueyphone
    @stueyphone Před 7 měsíci +8

    Never stop doing these, this is my favorite series.

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner Před 7 měsíci +24

    He gave such genuine and helpful advice for the last one, I appreciate it

  • @jamilapendi3287
    @jamilapendi3287 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I laughed a little too hard at the perks of wallflower part 😂😂

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Před 7 měsíci +4

    We appreciate how well you articulate your own insights. Keep up the good work.

  • @vanib23
    @vanib23 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The way that horny wife’s possible solutions were so unhinged, even Noel had to dial it back & give some sound advice is actually insane. Let’s all date people we’re not scared to talk to 🤪🤝😘. Thanks for being you Noel❤️🫡

  • @curlykiersten
    @curlykiersten Před 7 měsíci +4

    doing my makeup for work and i see this posted 45 secs ago i cannot thank you enough

  • @aForceOfOne
    @aForceOfOne Před 7 měsíci +3

    YAY a new video I can rewatch 10 more times until he uploads a new one

  • @may-ym5si
    @may-ym5si Před 7 měsíci +2

    my therapist just called in sick for the next 4 weeks, perfect timing

  • @krv3
    @krv3 Před 7 měsíci +3

    This is probably the best episode so far

  • @omgronnyy
    @omgronnyy Před 7 měsíci

    just what i needed

  • @victorliebenberg1979
    @victorliebenberg1979 Před 7 měsíci +1

    love how the first bunch is just LOLs and then the last one is like actually good advice

  • @asmaaasmaa8405
    @asmaaasmaa8405 Před 7 měsíci

    Honestly, this is acc good advice. Noel, you are truly wise a man!

  • @FentanylAbuser
    @FentanylAbuser Před 7 měsíci +4

    Bro actually gave good advice with the supplement one lol

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Před 7 měsíci +4

    As someone living in the U.S., it feels good to know that at least my therapy costs only $5.00

  • @calebdaniels1231
    @calebdaniels1231 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I actually jumped when I saw that spider at the beginning

  • @matthewpatrick5139
    @matthewpatrick5139 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Thanks for being real about the low T dude. It’s tough shit!

  • @dumbartsupremacy6025
    @dumbartsupremacy6025 Před 7 měsíci +5

    did someone literally just submit the fleabag season 2 plot??? lmao

    • @mcnoodles3010
      @mcnoodles3010 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Finally someone said it. Had it in the back of my mind the whole time.

  • @ezrarose5922
    @ezrarose5922 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I'm glad this counts towards my own degree, I get to skip school tonight!

  • @marcowo3226
    @marcowo3226 Před 7 měsíci +3

    The sex-drive lady one is insane lmaooo bro needs to get the fuck outta there

  • @julianjolts5050
    @julianjolts5050 Před 7 měsíci +7

    It’s hard seeing other people live out your dreams

  • @individualist-oj6yj
    @individualist-oj6yj Před měsícem

    As a psychology student, I have to say this is the most effective counseling I’ve ever seen

  • @N.D._Kaye
    @N.D._Kaye Před 7 měsíci

    Thanks!

  • @williamsimpson2777
    @williamsimpson2777 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Make $5 therapy a constant! Always a good watch :)

  • @Jacksxb
    @Jacksxb Před 7 měsíci

    I missed my real therapy session so thank god I have Noel

  • @ratchet_ricky3232
    @ratchet_ricky3232 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Thank you for the birthday upload chief

  • @jamilapendi3287
    @jamilapendi3287 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Well even though every youtuber sponsers better help; which for years now has been called out (corrupt). (sorry Noel & Cody).... This is the best

  • @diaaaaanaaaaa
    @diaaaaanaaaaa Před 7 měsíci

    Hell yea we're back

  • @stueyphone
    @stueyphone Před 7 měsíci +13

    Noel is so kind, he offers $5 therapy but nobody ever actually pays him

  • @thatpaperbagguy5245
    @thatpaperbagguy5245 Před 7 měsíci

    Woah wtf been watching this guy on shorts and I just got to the end of the video and hear the most fire shii I’ve ever heard

  • @specterMV
    @specterMV Před 7 měsíci

    Well said

  • @Getsadandstuff
    @Getsadandstuff Před 7 měsíci

    uploaded exactly when i got home 🔮

  • @WanZerReVieW
    @WanZerReVieW Před 7 měsíci +3

    Let’s get it

  • @nadyaif3972
    @nadyaif3972 Před 7 měsíci

    Woah Noel's eyes looking like that Jasper from twilight lol

  • @GingerBoiJaz
    @GingerBoiJaz Před 7 měsíci +1

    hey noel! I just learned a new word from tiktok, I just want you to know that I edge to your videos!

  • @hennauwu8669
    @hennauwu8669 Před 7 měsíci

    this is actually good

  • @kelso_
    @kelso_ Před 7 měsíci

    Another hit

  • @queencabbage3689
    @queencabbage3689 Před 7 měsíci

    superb first few seconds

  • @yamotha8317
    @yamotha8317 Před 7 měsíci

    Noel I was having a terrible night thank you

  • @jaygatsbing
    @jaygatsbing Před 7 měsíci

    im 20 and gaming more lately, needed that "grow up" from you

  • @rachelkoiks
    @rachelkoiks Před 20 dny

    10:21 That Taylor Lautner move 😂

  • @kgc.20
    @kgc.20 Před 5 měsíci +1

    seeing perks of being a wallflower in a noel video was.. shocking to say the least

  • @kiarasimone123
    @kiarasimone123 Před 2 měsíci

    3:34 it’s a whole thing called body brokering😂

  • @bunny5728
    @bunny5728 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Noel looks like bald Jafar in this video

  • @lucasfleming3114
    @lucasfleming3114 Před 7 měsíci

    the chapters omfg

  • @IsaiahSenku
    @IsaiahSenku Před 7 měsíci

    HE'S BACK!!!

  • @ds11118
    @ds11118 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Dr. Noel Miller, PhD (pretty hot doctor)

  • @certeasehaynes9043
    @certeasehaynes9043 Před 7 měsíci

    I knew you was going to say iRobot 😂😂😂

  • @BlondeTiger
    @BlondeTiger Před 7 měsíci

    Can't wait to become a $5 therapist lol

  • @__-se3tf
    @__-se3tf Před 7 měsíci +4

    I've never clicked a video so fast. I love this series!!

  • @chefffs
    @chefffs Před 2 měsíci

    bro I love your therapist shit

  • @genrecritical
    @genrecritical Před 7 měsíci

    ive been in and out of therapy my entire adult life, none so competent or soothing as Dr Noel Miller PhD

  • @kristen_8718
    @kristen_8718 Před 7 měsíci

    hey noel just wanted to say you're welcome for laughing!

  • @gamej18
    @gamej18 Před 7 měsíci

    Now this is what I like to see

  • @DecsterDM
    @DecsterDM Před 7 měsíci +1

    Left Cody’s video for this no cap

  • @katarinahatch
    @katarinahatch Před 7 měsíci +1

    my therapist canceled on me the past two weeks so this is a great alternative 😀

  • @eugenehenkel
    @eugenehenkel Před 7 měsíci +2

    still the sickest outro ever made

  • @giavanaguastella4795
    @giavanaguastella4795 Před 7 měsíci

    thank god 😊

  • @ziya31
    @ziya31 Před 7 měsíci

    I also imagined the dude with the doctor was a soccer player 😂

  • @zannagrigalunis
    @zannagrigalunis Před 7 měsíci +1

    fun fact my dad dropped out of seminary to be with my mom and are still going strong after 33 years

  • @trolololo1604
    @trolololo1604 Před 7 měsíci +3

    You should include some ai images to illustrate some of these stories