Transformers 2 - What Happens when a Movie Isn't Written | Anatomy Of A Failure

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    Michael Bay's Transformers movies might've become indistinguishable noise over the years, but if there is one worth talking about, it's 2009's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen starring Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox -- a rare case of a movie that wasn't ever written. A writer's strike began right before production and forced Bay to go make this film with nothing but a tiny document of major plot points given by the screenwriters. The movie did make bank at the box office but the quality wasn't anything to write home about. So, in today's anatomy of a failure let's look at Revenge of the Fallen and see what happens when you make a movie without a script or a writer. Hopefully the studios are listening.
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    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
    Director: Michael Bay Writers: Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci Stars: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel. The battle for Earth continues in this action-packed blockbuster from director Michael Bay and executive producer Steven Spielberg. Everything wrong with transformers revenge of the fallen cinemasins honest trailers transformers revenge of the fallen transformers rant michael bay bad movies transformers 6 bumblebee watch transformers full movie online free 4k hd clip transformers gods of egypt movie gods of egypt the a guide to making the ultimate trash studio movie exposition transformers official trailer 1 movie trailer transformers the last knight official trailer When college-bound Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers, he must accept his destiny and join Optimus Prime and Bumblebee in their epic battle against the Decepticons, who have returned stronger than ever with a plan to destroy our world.
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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
    Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Spider Man (Tom Holland), Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and all the other Avengers unite to assemble their power in order to fight the necessary battle against their biggest collective enemy, Thanos (Josh Brolin), before he can wreak his havoc across the entire world. Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Vin Diesel, Chris Evans, Karen Gillan, Zoe Saldana, and Dave Bautista also star. Directed by Anthony Russo and Joe Russo.
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    Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
    With Optimus Prime gone and a war brewing between mankind and the Transformers, Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) teams up with a British astronomer (Anthony Hopkins), a university professor (Laura Haddock), and the Autobot known as Bumblebee to save the world from a terrifying new threat. Along the way, the group investigate the secret history of the Transformers' time on Earth. Josh Duhamel, Isabela Moner, Stanley Tucci, and John Turturro co-star in action sequel from director Michael Bay.
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  • @thedukeofchutney468
    @thedukeofchutney468 Před 3 lety +11542

    Fans: “Man that movie was badly written”
    Movie: “Bold of you to assume I was written”

  • @griffinkimball2454
    @griffinkimball2454 Před 3 lety +3579

    My only disagreement is the twins not having a reason to fight. As a twin myself, I can confirm that you just fight, you don't need a reason.

  • @AdmiralBonetoPick
    @AdmiralBonetoPick Před 3 lety +2287

    "Why are we in Egypt?"
    "Shut up."
    If the movie had to be summed up with two lines of its own dialogue.

    • @LS-pv4dh
      @LS-pv4dh Před 2 lety +28

      🤣😂🤣😂😭

    • @Azzzoth
      @Azzzoth Před 2 lety +18

      Because they are connecting the conspiracies about aliens making the pyramids to the movie. The same type of thing Filmento compliments about the third movie.

    • @_somestuff
      @_somestuff Před 2 lety +33

      Also:
      "Why can't Sam just use the Allspark shard to revive Optimus instead?"
      "Shut up."

    • @koraptd6085
      @koraptd6085 Před 2 lety +6

      @@googlelord1678 still miles ahead Bollywood

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki Před 2 lety +6

      If this movie were an intentional satire, that exchange actually would've been pretty funny.

  • @DanklingBS
    @DanklingBS Před 3 lety +1003

    I feel like like we should appreciate the animators who spent mind-boggling amounts of time creating these complex cgi transformers

    • @solemnsovereign758
      @solemnsovereign758 Před 2 lety +61

      I've always appreciated the "pretender" thing that infiltrates the base, that thing's just cool IMO

    • @chrisparkes
      @chrisparkes Před 2 lety +72

      Fun fact, the Constructicon was so complex that it overheated the ILM computers.

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax Před 2 lety +56

      Imagine spending all that time and effort creating those animations to put into a movie just to see this video 😭😭

    • @Karma222z
      @Karma222z Před 2 lety +11

      @@chrisparkes it melted a pc

    • @chrisparkes
      @chrisparkes Před 2 lety +7

      @@Karma222z it sure did

  • @itz.shu.
    @itz.shu. Před 3 lety +3232

    "Butts, and boobs, and things going boom"
    Yeah sounds like Micheal Bay to me

    • @ailopeformers8669
      @ailopeformers8669 Před 3 lety +16

      What part of the video is that?

    • @silvershadow781
      @silvershadow781 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ailopeformers8669 0:25

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 3 lety +17

      I, like Beavis and Butthead, do like buxom, 100% naked women’s private parts, but even I, they and most of us in the world don’t like how Michael Bay represents them because it’s shameless objectification towards women that so-called SJWs would call us sexist for hating (in fact, even with its over-the-top misogyny that Michael Bay himself thinks is a great representation of his male teenage demographic, the toxic side of the fandom who thinks they are justso egalitarian would still act like we are white-privilege, anti-feminist misogynists if we hate Bayformers in general except for maybe Age of Extinction because the Bayformers fandom sure likes to complain about it and The Last Knight even though the latter is the return to anti-form).

    • @user-pq4by2rq9y
      @user-pq4by2rq9y Před 3 lety +6

      And don't forget the mandatory curse words for no good reason

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kieranstark7213 "proviledge" xD

  • @caritzstahl1284
    @caritzstahl1284 Před 3 lety +4452

    And yet this isnt even the worst Transformers movie ...

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 Před 3 lety +389

      Eh, ROTF is the worst in terms of humor and story. TLK is the worst mainly because the story feels so scatterbrained and unfocused, and there were so many story ideas that had potential, but they didn’t take the time to explore or develop them.
      As for Age of Extinction... I actually think that movie isn’t as bad as other people say. Sure, it’s got problems, but it’s nowhere near as bad as ROTF or TLK.

    • @Mad_T3
      @Mad_T3 Před 3 lety +139

      I’d love to see Filmento cover Transformers: The Last Knight. I know Revenge of the Fallen is bad but the Last Knight is even worse.

    • @elipsiclearts2284
      @elipsiclearts2284 Před 3 lety +46

      TLK Megatron is kinda cool though

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 Před 3 lety +4

      @Caritz Stahl Uh yes it is.

    • @jamesmccarthy6764
      @jamesmccarthy6764 Před 3 lety +22

      I don't understand who actually goes to see them. I wouldn't be able to sit through 2 hours of that.

  • @sup3414
    @sup3414 Před 3 lety +1164

    Even with all their flaws, the original trilogy with Shia Laboeuf are the best in the franchise. They just have a very special, fun, nostalgic flare to them that keep coming back to.

    • @oduduessien
      @oduduessien Před 2 lety +11

      I agree

    • @therageknight8546
      @therageknight8546 Před 2 lety +7

      Absolutely

    • @purgetheXYs
      @purgetheXYs Před 2 lety +7

      best, most underrated comment

    • @AlexisCavender
      @AlexisCavender Před rokem +8

      Agreed. I sometimes catch myself watching the first Transformers film out of nostalgia. ^^

    • @TheDenssy
      @TheDenssy Před rokem +3

      Man just thinking about the first movie gets me so hopelessly nostalgic, 2007 was such a great year for me one of the best years of my childhood and one thing I remember fondly of that year was that movie and how it was everywhere.

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT Před 3 lety +900

    There is one thing I can praise this movie for.
    New Divide is a thing.

  • @LeadingMole058
    @LeadingMole058 Před 3 lety +3540

    Honestly I only watch these films to see giant robots kick the gears out of each other.

    • @RonaldoVODS
      @RonaldoVODS Před 3 lety +233

      Yeah, but when there's an actual good story behind it, makes everything A LOT better.
      That's why gundam is great, for example

    • @ppsaha1994
      @ppsaha1994 Před 3 lety +164

      I watched the first two only for Megan fox.

    • @dylanroemmele906
      @dylanroemmele906 Před 3 lety +68

      @@ppsaha1994 based and decpti-pilled

    • @iancruz6617
      @iancruz6617 Před 3 lety +44

      This is why i watch transformers 1 so much better because there was a decrnt script and pacing that add up tension ad weight that was perfectly well crafted done then the later sequels did.

    • @DaveInSnitchel
      @DaveInSnitchel Před 3 lety +8

      Lmao, fight scenes are pretty good.

  • @betalittlehuman8043
    @betalittlehuman8043 Před 3 lety +4192

    As a kid, I didn't care about good story, this was my favorite transformers movie

    • @lets_see_777
      @lets_see_777 Před 3 lety +362

      same, jetfire infused prime was epic

    • @anonymousstout4759
      @anonymousstout4759 Před 3 lety +216

      Yeah the railgun scene and Starscream turning into a frekin jet still awesome until this day

    • @no-mads21st23
      @no-mads21st23 Před 3 lety +29

      same watching kickasses

    • @marypoppins989
      @marypoppins989 Před 3 lety +261

      When we were kids, its not that we didnt care about a good story, it was that we mostly never understood it, you gonna ask a 7 yr old whether he wants to see inception or Transformers 2 you know the answer

    • @fusiondoot4308
      @fusiondoot4308 Před 3 lety +133

      @@marypoppins989 well one of those have giant awesome transforming car robots and one does not

  • @LeonardBecker
    @LeonardBecker Před 2 lety +590

    Reasons why i watched Transformers 1-3:
    -Shia Labeouf
    -Megan Fox
    -Transformers fighting
    -Epic Music
    -Fast jokes
    Not the reasons:
    -The story
    -The storytelling

  • @elijahdelacruz3204
    @elijahdelacruz3204 Před 3 lety +586

    Regarding your megatron point, actually we already know going into the second movie that Megatron is still pretty much in one piece. That was shown as clear as day in the end of the first movie how they dumped his body into the ocean, and they just reused that scene in the second movie. And, there ain’t nothing in the ocean that can consume a whole giant friggin space metal robot.

    • @ytyoungrichnhigh
      @ytyoungrichnhigh Před 3 lety +12

      Except for the dangers of the deep ocean itself lmfao

    • @04Saleen256
      @04Saleen256 Před 3 lety +75

      The point he is making is that you can’t make a movie that 100% relies on the audience remembering important plot points from the previous film. It would have been better to subtly remind the audience throughout the opening sequence, but an exposition dump is still better than nothing at all.

    • @legoguyver7459
      @legoguyver7459 Před 3 lety +8

      Chloride attack would have pitted the metal and lead to stress corrosion cracking.

    • @orbeat6557
      @orbeat6557 Před 3 lety +39

      @@04Saleen256 wait if what you said is true then nothing in Avengers Endgame make sense then? Coz they never mentioned how Avengers met each other, they ALL just suddenly there, no story how they got together or met.

    • @04Saleen256
      @04Saleen256 Před 3 lety +31

      @@orbeat6557 you can’t really compare anything with the MCU, especially the later phases, to traditional film making. Marvel Studios has broken the mold of what a franchise can be on film. All 22 films are, for the most part, a long interconnected narrative, that plays more like a serialized television show than a movie franchise.

  • @peterfrank3365
    @peterfrank3365 Před 3 lety +1832

    " _Beginning, middle, end. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it._ "
    - Seymour Simmons

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Před 3 lety +91

      The writers shouldn't put words they don't know the meaning of in their script.

    • @DATFilms
      @DATFilms Před 3 lety +79

      ​@@michaelstrong5383 But but... there were no writers... (maybe they wrote that down to Bay and he thought it was an idea for a line)

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Před 3 lety +57

      @@DATFilms I have to honestly wonder this: Was the movie being self aware?

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 Před 3 lety +23

      Beginning - Comedy interludes and Scenes of Stuff
      Middle - Alright let’s tell the story.
      End - Boom Boom Booms!
      Summary: Plot is all stuff that says or means nothing.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Před 3 lety +12

      @@madcapmakov2 Eposition, Rising Action, Climax, Falling Action, Conclusion.
      Best thing I learned in English and Literature.

  • @SaurianStudios1207
    @SaurianStudios1207 Před 3 lety +1597

    Remember when everyone thought Revenge of the fallen was the worst transformers movie? They weren’t prepared for the shit storm that would come next....(aoe and tlk)

    • @sathvikmulukutla7274
      @sathvikmulukutla7274 Před 3 lety +119

      aoe was weird, and tlk was downright fantastical and super confusing.

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 Před 3 lety +75

      I liked all the movies except aoe... seriously I don’t understand why you guys think they’re so bad. You get big robots beating the shit out of each other in fights that last like one hour. What more could you want?

    • @MumRah357
      @MumRah357 Před 3 lety +143

      Age of Extinction was waaaay better than Revenge of the Fallen in my opinion. They actually try to give the characters arcs (not every single one, it's Transformers people, not Shakespeare) and establish the main goal of everyone at a decent rate. My main issue would the pacing: At almost *3 hours*, you are absolutely exhausted by the time you finish it and it didn't need to be that long. My advice for anyone would be stop half into it and then finish it the other day, makes for a much better experience.
      The Last Knight is absolute trash tho lol

    • @kaiokenkaiowhat9343
      @kaiokenkaiowhat9343 Před 3 lety +43

      @@doge8825 I dunno... Good character writing? *Looks at the Gundam Universal Century*

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Před 3 lety +32

      I saw bits and pieces of The Last Knight and the constant change of the aspect ratio annoyed me.

  • @thehahvokexperience
    @thehahvokexperience Před 2 lety +216

    I still love this movie! This is how I rank the movies
    1. Transformers
    2. Dark of the Moon
    3. Revenge of the Fallen
    4. Age of Extinction
    5. The Last Knight
    They should have only made three transformers movies

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 Před rokem +5

      There should have only been one

    • @BlakeLovesPoland
      @BlakeLovesPoland Před rokem +2

      first transformers movie is so boring to me

    • @TomFoolery350
      @TomFoolery350 Před rokem +2

      💯

    • @DFCMAD77
      @DFCMAD77 Před rokem +6

      1.dotm
      2.transformers
      3. age of extinction
      4. Rotf
      5.TLK

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Před rokem +3

      I'd rank it like this
      1. Transformers
      2. Age Of Extinction
      3. Revenge Of The Fallen
      4. Dark Of The Moon
      5. The Last Knight

  • @anthonydiaz6101
    @anthonydiaz6101 Před 2 lety +293

    I'll admit. As a kid, when I watched this, I loved it. I watched revenge if the fallen so many times and I've never been bored watching and I've never gotten sick of it. I love this movie.
    Mind you, I'm very easily entertained, so... there's that 😂

    • @Ollyiswild_04
      @Ollyiswild_04 Před rokem +3

      Same

    • @mrr2487
      @mrr2487 Před rokem +3

      Same 🫡

    • @s.a.m7183
      @s.a.m7183 Před rokem

      Spelling error

    • @DBlock_11x
      @DBlock_11x Před rokem +4

      Same I’m just a fan. I love seeing Transformers in live action! I feel blessed after watching the 80s cartoon growing up! All these ppl picking apart every damn aspect! GET A LIFE

    • @michiel1162
      @michiel1162 Před 11 měsíci

      i hated this movie as a kid but loved Dark of the Moon because of the worm skycraper scene. That shit was awesome

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 Před 3 lety +1250

    This movies established that the Human military can now one shot any decepticon with that railgun, yet they didn't do shit with it aside from one scene.

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 Před 3 lety +227

      Humans:
      >Outnumber the transformers millions to one.
      >Have the technology to kill transformers with ease.
      >Have enough of an arsenal of explosives to annihilate every bit of infrastructure transformers could possibly leave behind.
      >Have a track record of surviving in near impossible circumstances and taking down biological titans with nothing but sharp sticks, teamwork and an unrelenting will to overcome any challenge. So even blasting them back to the stone age won't stop them from ambushing you, salvaging your technology and studying it, and using kamikaze runs to destroy you if necessary.
      Transformers:
      >Have no biological weapons of true weapons of mass destructions.
      >Only have access to very limited yet overblown bouts of contained violence.
      >Cannot even come close to hoping to kill humans faster than they reproduce.
      >Can barely even reproduce themselves, requiring very limited resources that are hard to scavenge.
      >Have a population in the double digits.
      How exactly are the decepticons planning to win the war again? Before the railgun at least they had resilience going for them. We hadn't seen a single human weapon manage to kill them. But now, they simply already lost. That gun is exactly the point at which the series lost all sense of purpose. That's why they can't acknowledge it. If they did, there'd be no stakes.

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess Před 3 lety +39

      @@thespanishinquisition4078 they have the high ground

    • @RagingRugbyst
      @RagingRugbyst Před 3 lety +85

      @@thespanishinquisition4078 see, you are trying to watch a Michael Bay movie as more than a BoomBangityBoomBoomBang fest.

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 Před 3 lety +2

      @@RagingRugbyst 😆😆😆😆

    • @Justmyhandle
      @Justmyhandle Před 3 lety +32

      Agreed. Despite this super-powerful weapon, which doesn't yet even exist at such operational capacity in real life, being apparently readily available, I don't recall it EVER being used again in future sequels when it could've been a huge help.

  • @giorgimamalashvili4220
    @giorgimamalashvili4220 Před 3 lety +858

    I'm directly below
    THE ENEMY SCROTUM.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Před 3 lety +49

      The Transformers don't even have genitals. Why does this robot have balls??

    • @asmahasmalaria8596
      @asmahasmalaria8596 Před 3 lety +88

      @@michaelstrong5383 Because balls are funny! HA HA!

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs Před 3 lety +34

      @@michaelstrong5383 All the Transformers™ have random bits of machinery sticking out of various parts. One ball is a wrecking ball, the other is the weight that attaches above the hook of a crain, to stop it swaying in the wind. Its like: why do the car-robots have wings on their backs.

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO Před 3 lety +51

      It sells toys.
      Wait.

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Před 3 lety +21

      Didn't even make sense. Scrotum is what the balls are contained in, not the balls themselves...

  • @Thaction
    @Thaction Před 3 lety +217

    “Is our movie not worth one exposition dump?”
    “You’ll never stop at one.”

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před 3 lety +5

      It's like the joke of only having 1 drink. Just a really, really big one. Same thing here, there's not that many exposition dumps. Just a 20 minute long one.

    • @water5210
      @water5210 Před rokem +1

      "I'll take you all on!"
      *dumps more*

  • @chandleralves698
    @chandleralves698 Před 3 lety +115

    There was a time when I was just a kid and didn't care about things like character development and plot. A time when because I wasn't deaf to everything that makes a story I just watched and rated movies based on how cool they looked. A time when I thought Revenge of the Fallen was the coolest thing I ever saw.
    It was a simpler time.

    • @Frost_T_Flakes
      @Frost_T_Flakes Před rokem +2

      when I was a kid, I almost cried when optimus die

    • @michiel1162
      @michiel1162 Před 11 měsíci +1

      as a kid i detested this movie, dark of the moon was an absolute banger tho

  • @JediJuniper92
    @JediJuniper92 Před 3 lety +840

    Filmento: "WHY ARE WE IN EGYPT?"
    Movie: "Shut up."

    • @chokesuke4316
      @chokesuke4316 Před 3 lety +48

      They went to fight Dio

    • @canonkingsley6569
      @canonkingsley6569 Před 3 lety +23

      Ben Affleck: Why is it easier for Drillers to be Astronauts than Astronauts become drillers?
      Bay: Shut the fuck up.
      Armageddon behind the scenes.

    • @jonasbulota7789
      @jonasbulota7789 Před 3 lety +5

      Sinner RODDO ROLLA DA!!!!

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX Před 3 lety +10

      @@jonasbulota7789 Ah yes, the ROADO ROLLER was a Transformer all along

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 Před 3 lety

      Me: No you shut up. Your suppose to build up to that moment, not just randomly take us there.
      Movie: explosions, special effects, action. What was that you said?
      Me: F U

  • @FeveredYeti48
    @FeveredYeti48 Před 3 lety +832

    5 y/o me is a bit salty rn.

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy Před 3 lety +1

      Five year old you had awful taste. In fact, it's a good bet that grown up still has awful taste.

    • @arkhos1948
      @arkhos1948 Před 3 lety +96

      @@VunderGuy Wut? Are you the kind of guy who walks up to a kid watching a cartooon and say they have bad taste lol. Kids don't even understand plots they just wants colors and some action

    • @arkhos1948
      @arkhos1948 Před 3 lety +53

      @@VunderGuy YoU HaVE AwfUl TaSTe aS a kID tHe TimE WhEn YoU DoN't eVEn kNoW HoW bAbIEs Are MaDe bUT yEaH YoU hAvE AwFul TaStE. I aM sO smArT ANd cULtuRed ThAt I wAtCHed CiTizeN kANe WhEN i WAs 1 YeAr Old

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy Před 3 lety +1

      @@arkhos1948 Yes. I am. Because as a kid my tastes really weren't all that different to what they are now and I've been doing that since I was a kid. Contrary to what you might think, as a kid, I realized very early on that the 'just for kids' excuse for bad storytelling was junk. In fact, I was the target demographic for Transformers 2, an early teen, when it came out and I remember getting a headache and feeling queasy and uncomfortable from how awful it was.

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy Před 3 lety +3

      @@arkhos1948
      Someone's salty. In fact, someone must have or have had bad taste themselves. Considering you're a total weeb by your profile pick, I'm not surprised.

  • @shrekazowski232
    @shrekazowski232 Před 3 lety +101

    People: Wait, there's no script?!
    Michael Bay: *Never was*

  • @just_koop
    @just_koop Před 3 lety +107

    The only thing that keeps me rewatching this film is sound design and VFX. The bayverse movies never fail to knock those aspects outta the park.

  • @henier1065
    @henier1065 Před 3 lety +975

    "I am directly below... The enemy scrotum."
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @melodramatic6488
      @melodramatic6488 Před 3 lety +98

      "He didn't say that lol."
      -Sun Tzu

    • @henier1065
      @henier1065 Před 3 lety +5

      @@melodramatic6488 lol

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 Před 3 lety +4

      Ball stretcher pulls the scrotum away from your body

    • @facuuu2809
      @facuuu2809 Před 3 lety +18

      "Michael Bay movies mean bad writing or not even writing and many explosions"
      -Karl Marx

    • @joonapukarinen1153
      @joonapukarinen1153 Před 3 lety +21

      @@facuuu2809 "This feels like something Marx would say"
      -Mahatma Gandhi

  • @LordMegatron-qk2gz
    @LordMegatron-qk2gz Před 3 lety +938

    "You call this a story Michael Bay? This is bad writing."
    Michael Bay: "There is no writing."

    • @jimbo4333
      @jimbo4333 Před 3 lety +5

      Iron man 1 had no script it turned out fine

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 Před 3 lety +12

      @@jimbo4333 it actually worked in its favor imo

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 Před 3 lety +9

      @@jimbo4333 yeah but IM1 was actually good and knew how to make a movie

    • @akunekochan
      @akunekochan Před 3 lety +1

      Can't have bad writing if there's no writings

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 3 lety +1

      Rational people like me: You call Mikalea Banes a stronger woman than Joan of Arc? This is forced female empowerment.
      Michael Bay: There is no female empowerment, misogynist.

  • @cameron9359
    @cameron9359 Před 3 lety +376

    Taking into account that there were no writers on this film (I didn’t realize this previously) it bumps it up a bit in my book. I’ll give it a C-. It’s impressive that it came out like it did with out a script.. especially since that last one that had writers and was hot garbage..(not bumblebee, the last night)

    • @ydgmdlu
      @ydgmdlu Před 3 lety +42

      I like Filmento, but this video is a huge fail. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen DID have a writer. In fact, it had THREE credited writers, and they were paid $8 million for the script. What they turned in was more than just a "tiny document" or a barebones outline. Yes, they delivered a treatment (which was actually 20 pages kind) right before the strike began, but Filmento seems to think that that was all that they did. What happened next was that Michael Bay turned the outline into a 60-page treatment, and then he LOCKED THE THREE WRITERS IN A HOTEL FOR FOUR MONTHS to force them to work and turn in a full script. What Filmento was confused by was that this movie had an unusual production process, and not just because of the strike. Bay began working on action sequences before he had a script, and then he made the writers write a script around the action sequences that were more less set in stone. Thus, it's insulting to writers to say that this movie had no writers or no script. They did the best that they could under the extreme circumstances that they were forced into.

    • @lulubugs2752
      @lulubugs2752 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ydgmdluTbh, I remember hearing about this from somewhere else

    • @ldragon2515
      @ldragon2515 Před 2 lety +13

      @@ydgmdlu Apparently, Bay wanted the film to be delayed in order for the writers to further refine the script, but the studio had the release date set in stone, and as a result, the script couldn’t change from whatever was jammed out by him and the screenwriters.
      So even then, it’s not exactly Bay’s fault.

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 Před 2 lety

      Yes

    • @kotm2021
      @kotm2021 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ydgmdlu I think he was just being hyperbole. He’s still made the point that, without a writer to flesh out any of that stuff out, “it all goes to sh&t”

  • @chromabeatz1080
    @chromabeatz1080 Před 2 lety +9

    14:10
    Sam: “Why are we in Egypt?!”
    Jetfire:”shut up”

  • @pasahanyazici9213
    @pasahanyazici9213 Před 3 lety +1912

    Filmento should get his hands on Cats(2019).Amazing movie

    • @rrohbot
      @rrohbot Před 3 lety +39

      Jackson Hugh Yeah, amazing movie /s

    • @Batmartinez
      @Batmartinez Před 3 lety +28

      It’s amazing

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 Před 3 lety +87

      It’s so amazing I went insane and got traumatized by everything in that movie.

    • @jamiematindi2005
      @jamiematindi2005 Před 3 lety +32

      True masterpiece 😂

    • @draven8727
      @draven8727 Před 3 lety +31

      Thank you for reminding me about that nightmare fuel

  • @Shizuyah
    @Shizuyah Před 3 lety +926

    Me who like every transformers film: "disappear in the corner"

    • @frankoezes6655
      @frankoezes6655 Před 3 lety +41

      I like em all too except tlk

    • @anandhua.b4589
      @anandhua.b4589 Před 3 lety +55

      i hate em all
      if i just wanted to watch robots is watch gundam or something else
      if i wanted to see tits I'd watch porn

    • @hudebnilidlprodukce5137
      @hudebnilidlprodukce5137 Před 3 lety +9

      @TurboTime bumblebee doesn't have story it is just nothing.

    • @user-ci5zp6yf5l
      @user-ci5zp6yf5l Před 3 lety +15

      @TurboTime Bumblebee was trash. It had fucking John Cena in it, come on.

    • @the-the-the-the-the-the-the
      @the-the-the-the-the-the-the Před 3 lety +4

      I liked the first one the most.

  • @accawaan8145
    @accawaan8145 Před 3 lety +86

    This film came out when i was 14 and i loved it. Fast forward to now. I still love it. Cant convince me to hate it.

    • @Walker-ow7vj
      @Walker-ow7vj Před 2 lety +3

      Fax I preferred the second movie to the first growing up and watching it again I prob would

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser Před rokem

      No one is trying to, ya dingus. You can still enjoy objective failures

    • @Dylan.Donovan
      @Dylan.Donovan Před rokem +1

      Legit
      Everyone just jumping on the hate train
      No one else could have done these movies better than Michael Bay

    • @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667
      @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@Dylan.Donovan That is a rather shallow assumption of how people feel about this movie. Nobody's jumping on a supposed hate train, they just have their own grievances with Revenge of the Fallen.

  • @fabriziocarbajalpimentel4700

    When I was a kid, all I cared about was the CGI, and it never disappointed me.

  • @landon_the_filmmaker
    @landon_the_filmmaker Před 3 lety +473

    He missed an opportunity to include Simmons heavily ironic line to Jetfire.
    When he says “plot, details, beginning, middle, end.” Or something like that.

    • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
      @NexusProductions-rz1sv Před 3 lety +42

      Rumour has it, that was a rant he was giving to Bay that they simply filmed and used.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 Před 3 lety +30

      "Beginning, middle, end. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it."

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 Před 3 lety +7

      He was also a WHEEL! The FIRST wheel!

    • @h2oGrunt
      @h2oGrunt Před 3 lety

      Who is Simmons?

    • @OGrupxe
      @OGrupxe Před 3 lety +3

      @@h2oGrunt Sector 7 guy that is, in my opinion, the best human character in the movie

  • @privatehudson516
    @privatehudson516 Před 3 lety +401

    Deception's ability to completely fake a human being conveniently never appeared ever again after T2

    • @Tycer85
      @Tycer85 Před 3 lety +100

      True. But also, don't ever use "T2" as an abbreviation for Transformers 2 again. There is only one T2 and that is Terminator 2: Judgement Day

    • @ekaj-fj3gk
      @ekaj-fj3gk Před 3 lety +26

      Leopold Taylor its because very few transformers actually have the ability to do that. They're called pretenders. But your argument is still very true.

    • @chuckhoyle1211
      @chuckhoyle1211 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ekaj-fj3gk Even after 2000 Transformers movies I still don't know what transformers can and can't do.

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman Před 3 lety +26

      They are also, somehow, able to rebuild and resurrect dead robots with no problem, but still can't fix a simple voice box. Micheal Bay can suck it.

    • @ajh22895
      @ajh22895 Před 3 lety

      Or maybe it didn't and Terminatrix was the only one dumb enough to use robot form during an op.

  • @GhostDj
    @GhostDj Před 3 lety +29

    "a strike happened that prevented workers from doing their job" is definitely an interesting way to phrase it

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před 3 lety +10

      Some writers still wanted to write, but if you're in the writers guild and the guild is on strike, not much you can do. I'm sure ANY writer would have slapped together some schlock script for micheal bay money.

  • @lordofspearton8643
    @lordofspearton8643 Před 3 lety +19

    Rewatching this video I just realized theres a very subtle "Martha!" Edited in at 9:40

  • @movieblocks9164
    @movieblocks9164 Před 3 lety +258

    I ate the whole plate. The whole plate.
    The quote that spawned an entire video series.

    • @FenixMuneGaming
      @FenixMuneGaming Před 3 lety +14

      Guilty people don’t eat the whole plate!

    • @iironhide6209
      @iironhide6209 Před 3 lety +10

      SHE DID IT. SHE’S THE ONE YOU WANT.

    • @UltimateTS64
      @UltimateTS64 Před 3 lety +2

      That's from the first movie

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 Před 3 lety +1

      I seriously want to know where this joke originated from.

    • @joelpillay9579
      @joelpillay9579 Před 3 lety +5

      DON'T TALK TO ME, DON'T TALK TO ME CRIMINAL....Sugar rush

  • @garo7839
    @garo7839 Před 3 lety +299

    Character development: This thing used to explode, but now it *EXPLODES* .

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Před 3 lety +17

      *MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS: EXPLOSIONS!!*

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. Před 3 lety +11

      Imagine if there was a movie that had Bakugo,Yoshikage Kira,Oyecomova, and was directed by Michael bay.

    • @cultureandhistorynerd6739
      @cultureandhistorynerd6739 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Raccon_Detective. I guess you can say that they'll all go out with a BANG amirite
      ...
      ...
      I'll see myself out bye--

  • @Requiem9814
    @Requiem9814 Před 2 lety +11

    Optimus: "Let's roll"
    Also Optimus: *fly's away*

  • @SilverTheGamerRPmaster
    @SilverTheGamerRPmaster Před 2 lety +24

    honestly it's impressive they managed to do what they did without a script

  • @calemr
    @calemr Před 3 lety +328

    Transformers 2 is my go to for "It made money doesn't mean it's good." "A lot of people saw it doesn't mean it's good." And "You enjoyed it doesn't mean it's good."
    Because I'm a simple man. I see a scene where a giant robot rips the spine out of another giant robot, I love it.
    Even if the character designs are so bad I can't even tell who either of them are, what side they're on...
    There's nothing wrong with Subjectively enjoying Transformers 2.
    There's a lot wrong with arguing it's Objectively good.

    • @theoxyscape7057
      @theoxyscape7057 Před 3 lety +24

      Yeah,I know it sucks,but I like it anyway.

    • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
      @anjaneyasreetrout2444 Před 3 lety +17

      I never really had any problem differentiating each bot from the other or with what was happening during a fight......
      I always thought (still do) that the ones complaining about that had eye problems 😂😂

    • @mrhaast5053
      @mrhaast5053 Před 3 lety +15

      Man if I had a dollar for every time bootlicking fans got triggered whenever I said the same thing I'd be very wealthy.

    • @MusiXificati0n
      @MusiXificati0n Před 3 lety +5

      Same here :D
      Sometimes simple stuff can be very enjoable. I am very biased though because I watched those movies as a teenager and they were THE SHIT for me. Thats still clouding my judgement these days

    • @charlespuruncajas9663
      @charlespuruncajas9663 Před 3 lety +11

      Yes but what separates films like Bayformers with films like Terminator2 or Mad Max Fury Road is that: 1) A simple but well developed plot can make a difference. 2) The Character’s arc 3) Well made action scenes (to feel drama, suspense, adrenaline)

  • @shaihulud3140
    @shaihulud3140 Před 3 lety +369

    OK, I could have sworn that I DID see this movie... Why can't I remember 98% of these scenes? Did... did I actually not see this movie after all?

    • @danthecool8er
      @danthecool8er Před 3 lety +21

      lindsey elis made a good video essay series addressing this point. you're not the only one

    • @DbladeMedic
      @DbladeMedic Před 3 lety +2

      @@danthecool8er wats the title of that series?

    • @danthecool8er
      @danthecool8er Před 3 lety +12

      The Whole Plate, it's a series of video essays that introduces theme theory basics using transformers. One of those videos focuses on answering this question, I'm not sure which one.

    • @DbladeMedic
      @DbladeMedic Před 3 lety +3

      @@danthecool8er cool thank you ill have to watch it all

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 Před 3 lety +6

      Is a product, the end goal was making money not making you remember it.

  • @ShyGuyDood
    @ShyGuyDood Před 3 lety +5

    Wow, nostalgia for this movie not only blinded me, it took out my eyes then stomped on them....

  • @themurmeli88
    @themurmeli88 Před 3 lety +645

    Transformers 2: Didn't have a writer
    Mulan 2020: Having a writer, a good movie does not make.

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 Před 3 lety +57

      Mulan 2020 is proof writers don't exist. I could have written that movie and it would have still made that much money. Wanna know something funny? None of that money would have made it to me lol
      Transformers 2 had no writer but I still find it entertaining. weird...?

    • @ttamcc.4674
      @ttamcc.4674 Před 3 lety +4

      @@daoyang223 alright im getting disney to hire you 😂

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik Před 3 lety +4

      @@daoyang223 You can write Mulan 2 Dawn Of The Ninjas

    • @justagenosfan
      @justagenosfan Před 3 lety +1

      yoda wise is

    • @softelocke491
      @softelocke491 Před 3 lety

      That’s some cgp grey sounding thing

  • @crotch_goblin
    @crotch_goblin Před 3 lety +561

    Is no one going to mention at the end of the first movie bumble is able to talk again but in this one bubble be still cant talk

    • @BG-mh6pc
      @BG-mh6pc Před 3 lety +22

      Responding to your comment 2 months later to say “THANK YOU!” It’s only barely addressed.

    • @crotch_goblin
      @crotch_goblin Před 3 lety +37

      @@BG-mh6pc np it confused the fuck out of me as a kid when I first watch the second movie I was like hold up wasnt he able to talk last time 😂😂😂😂

    • @ohhellno2588
      @ohhellno2588 Před 3 lety +23

      @@crotch_goblin lol it just saved on paying another voice actor 😂

    • @crotch_goblin
      @crotch_goblin Před 3 lety +5

      @@ohhellno2588 geuss uve got a point there just broke basterd 😂😂😂

    • @jakefoxx7978
      @jakefoxx7978 Před 3 lety +5

      I always thought it was a radio reference lol

  • @Nick-4K
    @Nick-4K Před 3 lety +10

    I remember the cgi in this movie melted my eyes back in the day.

  • @bravov1802
    @bravov1802 Před 3 lety +5

    I always found the fact that Optimus just flies up there and shatters the thing hilarious

  • @sarcastictacos3129
    @sarcastictacos3129 Před 3 lety +767

    The worst part about this movie is that he calls the red and green cars Huey and Dewey, when they would actually be Huey and Louie

  • @Zurcwind
    @Zurcwind Před 3 lety +1803

    Game of thrones last season: this movie wasn't that bad.

    • @akosleoszilagyi2529
      @akosleoszilagyi2529 Před 3 lety +9

      Wrong.

    • @Zurcwind
      @Zurcwind Před 3 lety +26

      @@akosleoszilagyi2529 Game of thrones last season: but why? the writing was as good as mine.

    • @akosleoszilagyi2529
      @akosleoszilagyi2529 Před 3 lety +31

      @@Zurcwind Maybe you were more disppointed with S8, because S1-S6 is top tier, while the first Transformers is... acceptable.

    • @Zurcwind
      @Zurcwind Před 3 lety +21

      @@akosleoszilagyi2529 Game of Thrones season 8: ohhh, thank you!
      See everyone! it is not bad writing you all have very high standards, forget having a story and let's have more explosions!!!!!

    • @akosleoszilagyi2529
      @akosleoszilagyi2529 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Zurcwind The last episode of GoT is 4,2 on IMDb with 200000+ votes, mainly ones, and surprisingly many tens. I gave it a six. Maybe Dumb and Dumber did a terrible job at writing and directing. But the cinematography, the music, the VFX, the sets and costumes are amazing. And Emilia Clarke did a solid job.

  • @Nessie7205
    @Nessie7205 Před 2 lety +23

    To be honest the concept of this film is god damn brilliant, I feel if someone were to take the original transformers trilogy and rewrote the script but kept the concepts (and drop 99% of the humor) they'd actually turn out brilliant

  • @Onaterdem
    @Onaterdem Před 2 lety +32

    I'll explain this movie in 1 sentence: Makes no sense, *is incredibly fun*

    • @ViburaBlanca
      @ViburaBlanca Před rokem

      Spot on, and that exactly what its meant to be.

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 Před 3 lety +111

    “I’m a normal kid with normal problems”
    Sam you are literally the closest human to cybertonians

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 Před 3 lety +21

      "Look, Megan Fox wants me badly and I don't want the stress, okay?"

  • @euclides9321
    @euclides9321 Před 3 lety +484

    When I was 10, I loved this, and I think that’s why it’s so popular.

    • @rdm678
      @rdm678 Před 3 lety +45

      LOL same this was one of my favorite movies when I was 10

    • @jonathanraecrisanto5912
      @jonathanraecrisanto5912 Před 3 lety +25

      And I was 12 when this came out. Loved it

    • @tuantuvu9626
      @tuantuvu9626 Před 3 lety +65

      I mean, why not? Watching gigantic robots fighting is so interesting when we were 10, also, megan fox.

    • @kaiokenkaiowhat9343
      @kaiokenkaiowhat9343 Před 3 lety +32

      Heck, i would say that almost every boy that had their childhood in the late 2000's 100% had either a Bumblebee or any other Bayformer toy honestly.
      And real talk, when one is a child one can get a kick out of absolutely everything ( *_I remember liking the cheap Made-For-TV Ben 10 Live-Action movies for example_* 😅)

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 Před 3 lety +8

      Of course. Is there a child who wouldn't giant robots fighting together. Orin pacific rim's case giant robots fighting giant monsters.

  • @daruween1398
    @daruween1398 Před 3 lety +7

    Nobody :
    Transformer 2 writer : "today we're gonna speedrunning writing a movie world record"

  • @snakeowski6748
    @snakeowski6748 Před 2 lety +6

    As a kid, this movie was still my favorite just because I didn’t comprehend the lack of story. Now, it’s no longer my favorite, but I feel like it falls into the same category as Age of Extinction. Not a great movie, but enjoyable if you ignore the story.

  • @mikejenkins4924
    @mikejenkins4924 Před 3 lety +965

    I'd still watch this over TLK anyday of the week.

    • @beanous3706
      @beanous3706 Před 3 lety +11

      Ye true

    • @VERSA6969
      @VERSA6969 Před 3 lety +8

      What's tlk?

    • @mikejenkins4924
      @mikejenkins4924 Před 3 lety +35

      @@VERSA6969 Transformers 5

    • @clwhi4736
      @clwhi4736 Před 2 lety +45

      @David Theriault nobody here is saying they’re good, just that transformers 2 was bearable.

    • @Navi-.
      @Navi-. Před 2 lety +1

      Facts

  • @cheungmichealcheungkimchi1341

    I feel like everyone is blaming Michael Bay meanwhile the script writers are completely unscathed

    • @believer4002
      @believer4002 Před 3 lety +29

      Cheung Micheal Cheung Kimchi yes I agree. I have been a light bayformers fan cuz I find the movies entertaining although I acknowledge the flaws. But everyone is just complaining about Michael Bay. Although he is the chief and controls almost everything, and can decide what to be in the movie or not. He doesn’t write the dialogue (although he had to do something in rotf due to the strike) nor the script. A person people could blame is Ehren Kruger. He co-wrote ROTF, and wrote DOTM and AOE all alone (god knows why). Although I found DOTM pretty good, the juvenile humour in ROTF and most of the script in AOE is terrible and that is mostly due to him. He frickin was part of the writers of the SCREAM movies. the transformers movies which has so much talent otherwise behind the screen, could have done so much better with any other talented writer/writers but they sticked with that guy. I think Bay liked him so he cam be blamed for that as well. But Bay didn’t care about the scripts though. He only cared about the VFX, the action and that everything looked cool.

    • @a.thompson5518
      @a.thompson5518 Před 3 lety +6

      Never understood why MB is blamed for things when he has his own style of making films. The writers he gets or provided are the ones to blame.

    • @a.thompson5518
      @a.thompson5518 Před 3 lety +11

      @@believer4002 Right on. He's the director & sometimes directors don't care about scripts. All they care about is how the movie is made, looks, & how the actors do their lines. That's it.

    • @believer4002
      @believer4002 Před 3 lety +21

      A. Thompson yes, and even the biggest Bay supporters have to agree that he is not a talented storyteller and good at character or plot development. But like some of his movies besides transformers, especially The Rock, 13 Hours and Pain and Gain shows that Bay with a good writer can create a very good movie. Ehren Kruger is not a talented screenwriter imo. But if you look at all Bays movies it is a reason you often find the juvenile sex humour, crazy out of place stuff, weird dialogue and fast-paced action. It’s because that is exactly what Bay wants and he is very stubborn and demanding. But like I previously said, when he let’s up a little of his usually gonzo weirdness, and wants to make a normal plot driven movie, he proves that he can do it with style.

    • @a.thompson5518
      @a.thompson5518 Před 3 lety +2

      @@believer4002 Exactly. 13 Hours is a movie that needs to be talked about more

  • @supermickey6196
    @supermickey6196 Před 3 lety +67

    Prime casually standing on the edge of a carrier like he’s the weight of a human

    • @KPunkZ
      @KPunkZ Před 3 lety +20

      lol, an empty F-18 Super Hornet is 14tons and Optimus Prime is 4-5 tons. So yes.

    • @user-vt4hd8hb4v
      @user-vt4hd8hb4v Před 3 lety +6

      Stupid comment

    • @zenkaiforms
      @zenkaiforms Před 3 lety +6

      Dumbest comment so far

  • @luisd.1470
    @luisd.1470 Před 3 lety +1

    Watched 5 of your videos in a few days and just subbed. Great stuff

  • @vincentp1209
    @vincentp1209 Před 3 lety +338

    Friend: I actually liked transformers 2
    Me: Ok, so what happens in the movie?
    Friend: Uhhhhh.....

    • @masterpenguin8472
      @masterpenguin8472 Před 3 lety +37

      Thing is, people who like these types of films, generally don't know what they liked about them.

    • @muzakkilast6398
      @muzakkilast6398 Před 3 lety +47

      @@masterpenguin8472 the giant cool robots fighting... Its like godzilla movie... most of us doesn't care about the story

    • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
      @anjaneyasreetrout2444 Před 3 lety +14

      *Me* : From what I got in a nutshell......
      Basically the decepticons found out another source of energon (sun killer) but didn't know the exact co-ordinates..... Sam became the key to it after he got zapped by allspark fragment....
      Sam and his gang go on a journey to stop them.....
      The problem i felt was Fallen came out of nowhere and the college sequence with the parents felt out of place.....
      And some jokes were..... not that good.....

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 Před 3 lety +1

      Me: Exactly

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash Před 3 lety +9

      @Poppy Kneegrow Pacific Rim was a better mech movie in my opinion. At the least the confusing plot of that movie could be explained away by Guillermo Del Toro’s fascination with Neon Genesis Evangelion and the movie essentially being a failed attempt at making a more mainstream End of Evangelion.

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 Před 3 lety +404

    The parents are unbearable in this movie. Annoying af

    • @wesleygaray2666
      @wesleygaray2666 Před 3 lety +30

      Bro the parents have always been unbearable

    • @CamSiv996
      @CamSiv996 Před 3 lety +11

      They're like my parents. Well, mostly my mom. She liked this movie (garbage).

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 Před 3 lety +19

      If I had parents like those two parents in the Transformers franchise I would not need the "But I need to be in as many explosions as possible!" excuse. I would just be looking for my death that keeps eluding me just to torture me.

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO Před 3 lety +2

      And the Decepticons just dragged then to Egypt too but then didn't even use them as hostages as I remember it?

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 Před 3 lety +2

      My parents may have had unbearable moments, but this movie takes the cake in unbearable.

  • @BanovaYT
    @BanovaYT Před 3 lety +26

    In my opinion, the amazing visuals, badass fight scenes, the fantastic sound design, and bumblebee himself just outweighs the bad parts of the movie. In fact all of the transformers movies.

  • @alectaylor4273
    @alectaylor4273 Před 2 lety +5

    This was a really well made and entertaining video, some of the jokes literally made me laugh out loud!

  • @Fournier46
    @Fournier46 Před 3 lety +64

    13:30
    Old spice guy: "You're in New York-"
    In astronaut suit: "Now you're in space-"
    At a fancy restaurant by the river: "NOW you're in France... _bonjour_ "
    "-but back to New York- Think of all the places Old Spice can take you. Enter the Old Spice sweepstakes today."

  • @IZZIT
    @IZZIT Před 3 lety +341

    The worst TF movie is The Last Knight
    They promoted that Optimus Prime is evil in this movie but they only show it a couple of minutes

    • @wheeljack2279
      @wheeljack2279 Před 3 lety +6

      I agree.

    • @antwanscott97
      @antwanscott97 Před 3 lety +8

      No, Revenge Of The Fallen is DULLLLLL

    • @andrewpapucci
      @andrewpapucci Před 3 lety +4

      i think age of extinction was worse tbh

    • @largeformatmaster2994
      @largeformatmaster2994 Před 3 lety +9

      In my very humble, yet very unpopular opinion, Dark of the Moon was the worst. I don’t know why, but I just couldn’t get into it. Granted there are some things I liked like the action, visuals, and score to name a few. But I just hated the characters and story. Don’t get me wrong, I really wanted to like that movie, but I just couldn’t like it. I know the others are bad and worse, but something about them just makes me feel invested in those. Yes, even The Last Knight, the most despised film in the Transformers movies, made me feel invested in these movies and tv shows.

    • @antwanscott97
      @antwanscott97 Před 3 lety

      @@largeformatmaster2994 Bruh COME ON

  • @najinasir6727
    @najinasir6727 Před rokem +3

    I think for the getting to Optimus part, they wouldn’t know if starscream was gonna track them, and ultimately wanted to play it safe by letting bumblebee go on his own. It also sets up the point of saving sams parents becuase he can’t risk them getting recaptured

  • @jokotri2186
    @jokotri2186 Před 3 lety +5

    I hate myself for thinking this was a masterpiece back in 4th grade when I watched this in theater.

  • @MetoF50Narliev
    @MetoF50Narliev Před 3 lety +190

    That moment when Optimus and The Fallen fell from the pyramid right on top of Karnak Temple's columns, even though the two sites are separated by an hour and a half flight in real life.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 Před 3 lety +19

      At least in that instance they didn't reference the locations by name. In the same movie they drive from Jordan to Egypt in 10 minutes, after explicitly announcing they are going to drive from Jordan to Egypt.

    • @MetoF50Narliev
      @MetoF50Narliev Před 3 lety +19

      @@yessum15 Man, they teleported in Egypt, only to drive to Petra, Jordan then back to Egypt in like half an hour :D

    • @MetoF50Narliev
      @MetoF50Narliev Před 3 lety +6

      @Заработок от 3000 в день Bro, I'm not Russian :D I don't understand a single word...

    • @IlMemetor72
      @IlMemetor72 Před 3 lety

      @@MetoF50Narliev he's dumb af😂😂

  • @LeoArmada
    @LeoArmada Před 3 lety +161

    me-''why are we in Egypt?''
    movie-''shut up''

    • @LeoArmada
      @LeoArmada Před 3 lety +3

      @Black Ninja that should have been revealed and told properly in the story itself, and I was qwoting the old plain ex desepticon telling the police human to shit up when the human asked why are we in Egypt, which I aslo asked while watching the movie

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 Před 3 lety

      I saw this movie only months after having been to the middle east and visited Petra, the pyramids and the temple they destroyed in the movie. Not only are they not only a few hours drive from each other, the pyramids are surrounded by Cairo, a massive city, not in the middle of nowhere.

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 Před 3 lety

      Isn't that the part where they have the tombs of Petra and the Great Pyramid like they're next door to each other?

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc Před 3 lety +2

      @@aussiewanderer6304 Was there much of the pyramid left after Prime blew it up?

  • @NateNismo
    @NateNismo Před 2 lety +11

    As long as it plays Linkin Park at then, I'll be happy.

  • @DrayLoco
    @DrayLoco Před 2 lety

    I don't know how you don't have a million subs bro. I've seen all your videos and rewatched a good couple of em

  • @shubhamphaldessai5405
    @shubhamphaldessai5405 Před 3 lety +333

    I actually liked the movie, but having said that they could’ve done so much with history of Primes and Optimus being the only one to be able deal wtih them

    • @shubhamphaldessai5405
      @shubhamphaldessai5405 Před 3 lety

      @Chris 29 we need 69 comments to balance it out

    • @ReiChiquita567
      @ReiChiquita567 Před 2 lety

      @Isma'Il Moore 69 nice ;)

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 2 lety +2

      That and they could have made Sam learn to respect women (re: Mikaela Banes and Carly Spencer) so that they wouldn’t yell at him for standing them up. Even this video showed a clip of it when Mikaela furiously caught Sam Witwicky cheating in his teenage college roommate dorm!

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 Před 2 lety +1

      True dat.

    • @_somestuff
      @_somestuff Před 2 lety +1

      They could've done so much better with everything.

  • @iRushil
    @iRushil Před 3 lety +137

    Ah yes... I forgot that ridiculous idea that Sam couldn't tell Mikaela that he loved her. As if a guy like this would hesitate 1 second in real life.

  • @chadisgod1314
    @chadisgod1314 Před rokem +1

    The twins had a reason to fight, Mudflap questions why their even listen to Sam as Skids kinda defends him with this quote “He killed Megatron.” leading them into a scuffle.

  • @mateogarciagonzalez534
    @mateogarciagonzalez534 Před 3 lety +7

    I love this movie... But because of the action and soundtrack. Most of the dialoges either made me let out a small gasp of air or cringe and it is sad because this movie had some interesting ideas to put to use. Ideas that will never get a proper execution now

  • @RastaGamesful
    @RastaGamesful Před 3 lety +226

    What about Last Knight?
    Awful ending of this franchise.

    • @MusiXificati0n
      @MusiXificati0n Před 3 lety +28

      Im my mind everything after the third movie doesnt exist. But I also made thr mistake and bonded with some autobot characters (besides optimus and bumblebee) and well...we all know how that turned out :c
      Still crying to this day

    • @AngelPhoenix919
      @AngelPhoenix919 Před 3 lety +30

      @@MusiXificati0n Same. After the third one it just went downhill with the removal of Sam and so many iconic transformers. They also pretty much reached the high point in action with the full city battle in Dark of the Moon.

    • @GoffCool
      @GoffCool Před 3 lety +8

      It wasn't meant to be the ending. But we the people had enough of the awful movies and bombed Bumblebee. Making plans for Transformers 6 disappear.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 Před 3 lety +4

      There is meant to be a sequel to Last Knight but the disapointing returns on that movie have put things on hold for now!!

    • @norhasunahmdali3663
      @norhasunahmdali3663 Před 3 lety +8

      watching the last Knight is like solving a puzzle without any pieces

  • @dantegallo8806
    @dantegallo8806 Před 3 lety +566

    For all these sins I still didn't actually dislike this movie... *There I said it*
    Age of Extinction and The Last Knight however...

    • @pharaohyami5000
      @pharaohyami5000 Před 3 lety +40

      I didn't either. There are some moments I wished the sequels would expand on, like Sam's growth and that freaking Decepticon satellite. Transformers Dark Moon was when I start to lose my interest (why not kill Mikaela instead of separated; you think the Decepticons would use her as hostage or something), and the 2 movies after, which you mentioned, just disappointed me.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 Před 3 lety +16

      Honestly, Age of Extinction has its problems, but in my opinion, ROTF and TLK are worse. ROTF for its humor, and TLK because of its wasted potential.

    • @darksidegaming1851
      @darksidegaming1851 Před 3 lety +8

      Same,but i can admit that AOE final battle was interesting but thats it. The first 3 and bumblebee are good to me

    • @taxuenowoz4038
      @taxuenowoz4038 Před 3 lety +5

      Same, it’s serviceable to me. A literal movie to turn my brain not off but put on auto.

    • @clipgawd8554
      @clipgawd8554 Před 3 lety +5

      The first one and ROTF were great. Even with the loss of Megan Fox in the third it was still good. But facts without Shia and the fact that it all turned cheesy AF the last two have been wack

  • @DerDudelino
    @DerDudelino Před 2 lety +7

    Still, Michael Bay is a genius because he knows how cinema works: Cinemas need summer blockbusters and this was pre MCU era. And pre woke era - if you would put in a hot chick into a movie just for being hot, you'd get called out by journalists for it. It's also one of the few movies that you want to see in cinema because everything is huuuuge - your movie needs huge set pieces, so people want to see it in the cinema. Hence the 800 Mio. box office. It also made mountains of cash with Blu-ray releases because this was one of the few movies you show your friends to showoff your new OLED tv ;O)

  • @MetalGamer666
    @MetalGamer666 Před 2 lety +3

    People that make these movies should have a very simple main plot. I love movies like Dredd, where the plot is basically: get to the top of the building and defeat the bad guy. Then a lot of interesting stuff happens along the way. But the important part is that the main plot is very simple and easy to follow. Braindead pop corn flicks should have a super simple main plot you know from the beginning of the movie, and then the entertaining parts are the obstacles they have to overcome over the course of the movie.

  • @sword7405
    @sword7405 Před 3 lety +45

    4:20 actually at the end of TF1 you see Optimus Prime pull part of the Allspark out of Megatron's chest which means that he would have given it to them at some point after TF1 and before the events of TF2.
    Megatron's remains were established to be at the bottom of the ocean because they dropped his body into the ocean at the end of TF1 and they never said he was in one piece, they actually imply the opposite because before he's revived, Scalpel has one of the constructions killed and salvaged for parts that they use to rebuild Megatron.

  • @puertorican_prince7779
    @puertorican_prince7779 Před 3 lety +375

    I remember liking the transformers movie when i was little cuz i thought the fight scenes were badass

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 3 lety +8

      But I guess that going back to them, with an objective standpoint, only a couple of the Bayformers movies (Age of Extinction and Bumblebee) are the ones with actual strong action...

    • @notashark5189
      @notashark5189 Před 3 lety +22

      @@kieranstark7213 There was no action in bumblebee...

    • @bilbebop3693
      @bilbebop3693 Před 3 lety +2

      @@notashark5189 the climax fight was great.

    • @isaiahortiz5171
      @isaiahortiz5171 Před 3 lety +5

      @@kieranstark7213 bumblebee was boring with little no action

    • @bilbebop3693
      @bilbebop3693 Před 3 lety +20

      @@isaiahortiz5171 films don't need too have action too be interesting

  • @jakemckeown
    @jakemckeown Před 3 lety +1

    I don't know if it was ever stated where the shard of the all spark was at the end of transformers, but it was said and shown that Megatron was in (mainly) one piece. And than when the decepticons go to revive him, they still had to tear one decepticon apart so Megatron would have enough parts.

  • @Lifescythe
    @Lifescythe Před 3 lety +1

    I acknowledge the overload of frat boy humor, I acknowledge that the film contradicts itself, almost in back to back scenes (Like when Megatron says "even in death there is no command but mine" then in the next scene he calls the Fallen his master), I concede all this. But I must confess, that ROTF is my favorite of the series for ONE REASON-Optimus Prime was given PROPER presentation. In the first film Prime was nerfed beyond recognition. In THIS one He took on 3 decepticons-including Megatron and almost won. Additionally he displayed fatherly wisdom that allowed him to see beyond the immediate and into the big picture. When asked if one human life mattered more than all of cybertron, Prime said "You'll never stop at one-I'll TAKE YOU ALL ON!" That is Optimus Prime-a cybertronian freedom fighter with the wisdom to understand the character of his enemy enough to know that he cannot be trusted no matter how much sense his offers may make. After the first film where Prime was slapped around and treated like a punching bag all I wanted out of the sequel was for Prime to be awesome-and he WAS. On top of that Jetfire was amazing and this version of Jet Optimus was MUCH cooler than the Armada series from which it came!

    • @seckino82
      @seckino82 Před 2 lety

      Excellent points.. I absolutely agree with everything you said.. and to add to that, I also think it had the best story (and the best story progression by visiting different places which actually gives an "adventure" type aura to the movie, unlike the others in the franchise)
      You know, there are millions of idiots on this planet who are always ready to follow a couple of "special" idiots among them.. one or two of them says something like "this movie has no this, or this movie has no that" and sheep crowd starts repeating and believing what they say..

  • @prisaodasbolhas
    @prisaodasbolhas Před 3 lety +122

    This is how I imagine they maked this movie:
    - Kaboom ?
    - Yes Michael, kaboom !
    (I'm gonna keep this comment with incorrect grammar just to annoy people)

  • @jason4275
    @jason4275 Před 3 lety +118

    *This movie and all the others, was all about finding the McGuffin.*

    • @Filce100
      @Filce100 Před 3 lety +10

      McScrotum

    • @SobeCrunkMonster
      @SobeCrunkMonster Před 3 lety +1

      balls

    • @noirangel6416
      @noirangel6416 Před 3 lety +12

      TF 1: Makes robots.
      TF 2: Big battery.
      TF 3: Sky beam.
      TF 4: Makes robot metal stuff.
      TF 5: Controls dragon bot and turns on something (I dont remember).
      Then theres Bumblebee💛.

    • @in45do34
      @in45do34 Před 3 lety +13

      TF1: All-Spark
      TF2: Matrix
      TF3: The Pillars
      TF4: The Seed
      TF5: Ancient Staff

    • @waynesolo
      @waynesolo Před 3 lety +1

      Egg McGuffin

  • @seige8621
    @seige8621 Před rokem +1

    I watched this movie yesterday again. Epic! Still love it 😅

  • @LuvzToLol21
    @LuvzToLol21 Před rokem +1

    14:05 Well that just perfectly summarizes this movie
    "I told you I was opening a space bridge, it's the fastest way to travel to Egypt!"
    "Why are we in Egypt!?"
    "Shut up!"

  • @mkay2223
    @mkay2223 Před 3 lety +68

    "Fate rarely calls in a time of our choosing" is a very deep quote from optimus and just because of that line I would of never guessed they didn't have writers...

    • @galvanizeddreamer2051
      @galvanizeddreamer2051 Před 3 lety +9

      OP himself is just kinda a walking fortune cookie printer, and that is not really something that difficult to write. Not to degrade, but that's what he's been since G1, and I would have it no other way.

    • @filipzulec4140
      @filipzulec4140 Před 3 lety

      Would have* never guessed.

    • @FanboyFilms
      @FanboyFilms Před 3 lety +1

      Is it possible the writer's strike was over by the time they got to post-production and were recording the robots' lines?

  • @el_hehe9581
    @el_hehe9581 Před rokem +3

    to this day, it's still my favorite transformers movie. this movie ain't even my child but despite its flaws, I love nd adore tf out of this movie nd I'll watch it all day nd still not get enough

  • @AJ-tc9nr
    @AJ-tc9nr Před 3 lety +47

    Michael Bay is really something. I don't think you can name too many other people that can make so much money by making a 2 hour long ad.

    • @lexofpower2822
      @lexofpower2822 Před 3 lety +4

      I'll be honest, I don't think Michael Bay is the worst Director ever. I can think of 5 directors that are way worse. Micheal Bay is capable of making a good movie, the Rock is proof. But I admit he hasn't made anything good in a long time.

  • @flixativ8829
    @flixativ8829 Před 3 lety +6

    i actually really liked the movies hearing that everyone hates it was a suprise XD

  • @Drunken_Hamster
    @Drunken_Hamster Před 2 lety

    I have a love-hate relationship with videos like this. They usually open my eyes to stuff I either never noticed or never cared about before. And that opening is a double-edged sword of Epiphany and Ruining the magic. Like telling a kid Santa is fake, then dressing up as him next Christmas.

  • @DaScorpionSting
    @DaScorpionSting Před 3 lety +288

    After the third one they should’ve stopped at least with Bay directing. Bumblebee was a good start.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia Před 3 lety +16

      In my opinion bay was not a good fit for transformers. I didn't like the first one he made in 2007. There's a lot of unutilized potential in the original source material that bay refused to tap into so that he could pursue the sort of nonsense that characterizes his movies. A director like Travis a Knight would have been a better fit from the start

    • @absolutez3r019
      @absolutez3r019 Před 3 lety +20

      I didn't watch Bumblebee. Not because it didn't look good, but because I've already been burned by 5 movies. It's like going to a restaurant and being served garbage food 5 consecutive times and on the 6th they say "don't worry it good this time"

    • @anifowosehabeeb4716
      @anifowosehabeeb4716 Před 3 lety +11

      @@absolutez3r019 I didn't like bumblebee. At least the others are dumb but contained a lot of enjoyable actions, Bumblebee is dumb and also boring in my opinion (emphasis on my opinion)

    • @SushiReversed
      @SushiReversed Před 3 lety +4

      @@absolutez3r019 the main protagonist in Bumblebee is actually somewhat likeable and relatable (not the Transformer, the human), which makes her much easier to watch

    • @asmodeus1656
      @asmodeus1656 Před 3 lety +6

      The main protagonist in Bumblebee is boring as f. And all they do in the movie is walking around aimlessly. And the girl's dive at the end of the movie is the cherry on top. Boring movie. 3/10

  • @JMObyx
    @JMObyx Před 3 lety +142

    The Writer's Strike REALLY messed this one up!
    Even Michael Bay says that this is his worst movie ever! Say what you want about Bay, but if he says that some movie is trash, then that shows it's safe to say that the bar for that movie is TRULY subterranean!

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh Před 3 lety +2

      He should have updated his statement to say second worst. There was no writer's strike when TLK came, now was there? Lul

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 Před 3 lety +4

    Transformers 2: When the MacGuffin is an Exposition Dump.

  • @djdeuce00
    @djdeuce00 Před rokem +3

    Even as a kid I didn’t like this movie. I thought the jokes, action, tone, and story were all a huge step down from the first. Now it’s completely unwatchable for me. DOTM is my personal favorite

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist

    The bit that got me the most was when the navy agreed to fire their rail gun because someone rang them up and told them to, WITHOUT PROVIDING ANY CREDENTIALS!
    But I guess he did sound a little teste

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism Před 3 lety +114

    dunno i still kinda like RotF, i would watch it over Age of Extinction and the Last Knight any day of the week.

    • @peterjohnson1379
      @peterjohnson1379 Před 3 lety +24

      That's like saying I would rather shit diharea than shit knives

    • @olabolob
      @olabolob Před 3 lety +3

      Dankest Media most people would, but they are all shit

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před 3 lety +9

      Honestly, I’d rather watch Age of Extinction and especially Bumblebee over the rest of the Bayformers hexalogy (and yes people, Michael Bay was STILL involved in the making of Bumblebee as a producer since he lost his position as director because of his two-way sexism; misogyny by portraying women as damsels in distress that try too hard yet fail to be sexy, and misandry by making men like Shane Dyson and especially Sam Witwicky very violent, objectifying towards sentient beings like women and Transformers themselves like Bumblebee, and therefore beyond irresponsible).

    • @AdityaSingh-lp5rp
      @AdityaSingh-lp5rp Před 3 lety +1

      Dude same

    • @TurnStyleGames
      @TurnStyleGames Před 3 lety +2

      Sure...but in truth wouldn't you watch almost any other movie over...a single Transformers movie to start with?

  • @alexrobertssings
    @alexrobertssings Před 2 lety +5

    When I was 8 years old this was genuinely my favourite film. I've been meaning to rewatch it at some point. I wonder if I'll even make it past minute ten.

  • @uncreativename2979
    @uncreativename2979 Před 2 lety +1

    “WHERE IS OUR SCREENTIME!?”
    “The humans have taken it!”