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After a couple years of Anatomy of a Failure, we've covered quite a few cinematic stinkers from The Lone Ranger to Charlie's Angels to Disney's Artemis Fowl. But today we might have found our ultimate competitor: Gods of Egypt. What separates this movie from all others is that -- aside from just being bad and losing a bunch of money -- it seems to be of a perfect showcase of Hollywood studio filmmaking. Apparently it has credited writers and a director but the real filmmaker behind it seems to be the studio. All the major mistakes Hollywood studios makes while interfering in projects like Fantastic Four and so on, Gods of Egypt features. It's like the ultimate how-to guide to making a trash Hollywood studio movie destined to become a bad box office flop. And so let's use that guide to see what not to do!
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Gods of Egypt (2016)
A young thief named Bek (Brenton Thwaites) enlists the help of the powerful Egyptian god Horus (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) to overthrow the vicious deity Set (Gerard Butler), who has seized control of the land. Bek's true love has been captured, forcing the mortal rebel to fight back in order to free her and the people of Egypt from Set's tyrannical honest trailer gods of egypt cinemasins everything wrong with gods of egypt watch full movie hd 4k clip artemis fowl how to insult the audience Curse of La Llorona - Making the Worst Horror Film of All Time Watch Artemis Fowl full movie box office flop lone ranger how to build the biggest flop of all time anatomy of a failure gods of egypt movie review filmento tenet anatomy of a failure mulan bad movie rant gods of egypt all anubis scenes rule. This epic fantasy adventure was directed by Alex Proyas (The Crow), and co-stars Geoffrey Rush, Chadwick Boseman, and Courtney Eaton.
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Fantastic Four, aka Fant4stic (2015)
Brilliant scientist Reed Richards builds a device that allows users to teleport to an alternate dimension, but an experiment involving it goes wrong and leaves him and his three teammates with unusual superpowers. The quartet are then forced to work together to battle an enemy from their past. This reboot of the iconic Marvel superhero team stars Miles Teller as Richards (who becomes Mr. Fantastic, able to bend and stretch his Suicide Squad - One DC-sastrous Scene | Anatomy Of A Failure One marvelous scene fantastic four full movie online free hd clip 4k honest trailer fantastic four cinemasins everything wrong with the fantastic four (2015) fant4stic josh trank fox reshoots one x-cellent scene mcu fantastic four marvel box office flop bad movie rant mistakes fantastic four fant4stic official trailer fantastic four reshoots body Fantastic Four (2015) - WTF Happened to this Movie? into impossible shapes), Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm dr doom hallway scene (aka the Human Torch, whose body can erupt in flames), Kate Mara as Sue Storm (aka the Invisible Woman -- no explanation needed), and Jamie Bell as Ben Grimm (who is transformed into the rock monster known as The Thing). Directed by Josh Trank, who previously worked with Jordan on the superhero film Chronicle.
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Artemis Fowl (2020)
Disney’s “Artemis Fowl,” based on the beloved book by Eoin Colfer, is a fantastical, spellbinding adventure that follows the journey of 12-year-old genius Artemis Fowl, a descendant of a long line of criminal masterminds, as he seeks to find his father who has mysteriously disappeared. With the help of his loyal protector Butler, Artemis sets out to find him, and in doing so uncovers an ancient, underground civilization-the amazingly advanced world of fairies. Deducing that his father’s disappearance is somehow connected to Artemis Fowl Is The Worst Disney Movie I've Ever Seen Disney’s Artemis Fowl | Official Trailer Artemis Fowl - Movie Review Artemis Fowl Pitch Meeting Curse of La Llorona - Making the Worst Horror Film of All Time Watch Artemis Fowl full movie online free 4k clip hd disney+ plus anatomy of a failure artimus fowl bad movie rant the Artemis Fowl honest trailer everything wrong with artemis fowl cinemasins secretive, reclusive fairy world, cunning Artemis concocts a dangerous plan-so dangerous that he ultimately finds himself in a perilous war of wits with the all-powerful fairies. “Artemis Fowl” is directed by Kenneth Branagh and stars Ferdia Shaw, Lara McDonnell, Josh Gad, Tamara Smart, Nonso Anozie, Josh McGuire, Nikesh Patel, Adrian Scarborough and Miranda Raison, with Colin Farrell and Judi Dench. Kenneth Branagh, p.g.a. and Judy Hofflund, p.g.a. are producing with Angus More Gordon and Matthew Jenkins serving as executive producers. Conor McPherson and Hamish McColl wrote the screenplay. Disney’s “Artemis Fowl” opens in U.S. theaters on May 29, 2020. - Krátké a kreslené filmy
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Bad Guy-"In a thousand years of peace what have you accomplished?"..........
Good guy-...."Ummm a thousand years of peace?"
Ikr?
Call me cynical, but even 10 years of peace seems like a monumental achievement.
@@JeffreyThrash It's not.But 100 ....
*Will's voice* That's not good enough!
A huge fuckoff city made of pure marble? A solid gold statue of liberty?
The sad thing is that Egyptian mythology is actually an incredibly interesting story.
Prince of Egypt is the proof of that.
@@sparklingwaters4034 that comment hurts.
@@sparklingwaters4034 that's from the bible.
They went for the Lion King trope which made a lot more sense in mythology then it did here. They could’ve gone with the forbidden love trope with Geb and Nut.
Semen is poisonous
“How do you kill the desert?”. Well, you release Anakin Skywalker ofcourse.
How to kill a sith Lord... With another sith Lord.
That is correct.
Hehe, Anakin in middle of the desert kicking and slashing sand with pure rage, while cents of Egyptians are watching him.
In fairness, the sand would kick his ass
@@penkinodenuevo7468 like the story of Caligula waging a war against Neptune by sending troops to stab the shit outta the ocean with spears and swords. Pointless as all hell, but to be a fly on that wall as he came up with the plan must have been funny af.
Revisiting this video after watching morbius. Somehow these two writers were able to make ALL the same mistakes writing Morbius...
They morbed us good,...!
You mean morbius did the opposite that's why it's so good right
@@saiasi1579 No, the creators of Morbius deliberately added mistakes and clichés in the film in order to lower itnto a lower lever, so that us, the average viewers can comprehend it
@@user-fr3us1vi8o thank you for correcting my foolish mistake and making me realize the true genius of morbius
they morbed too hard 😔
I heard that this movie was so bad, the real Gods of Egypt sued.
How much
@@Seangalanti
Enough gold to cap another pyramid and plate some of its sides.
They sent the Covid plague
Only the kangs spread this rumour
Thot: I am composing, give me a moment... ANUBIS, DO NOT RELEASE AMMIT!
“A terrible film, but a beautiful screensaver.”
Sounds about right.
Not even a good screensaver, it makes me want to puke every time I remember this movie exists.
@@NcrXnbi Agreed. One of the worst films of 2016. And let's not forget 2016 was a pretty bad year for films. I mean, yeah, we got some good films(Moana, Zootopia, Central Intelligence etc), but for the most part... ouch.
140M dollar screen saver
Gods of Egypt 2: Resurrection of Set is a 2021 film based on Egyptian, Greek, Norse, and other Mythologies. It crosses over many mythological pantheons.
Zack snyder in a nutshell
Personally I feel like the director made this movie either with inspiration from how a narrative action game develops or had the intention of turning this movie into a video game; where all the extra items they had to get were side quests.
Did the director not understand the meaning of the term "side quest"?
They look more like Romans rather then Egyptians
per usual lol
Thats the classic Grogyptalonian trait. Mash all of ancient history into one lump. Ignore timelines, context, and any historical facts, while focusing on famous names... and boobs.
Lots of boobs
Rome conquered Egypt so it makes sense
@@gamerstheater1187 are you slow?
In Egyptian mythology the Egyptian gods and goddesses have/ are depicted with gold skin. But I would have almost the whole cast being people of colour rather then all the main characters being white, but this is if I wrote the movie.
Apparently being a God just means you're taller than most people, sure thing
than*
Well, to be fair that's what aztecs probably thought when they saw vikings for the first time, and again when meeting the spaniards.
suniis OI SHIIIII GUYS WE HAVE A GRAMMAR POLICE HEREEEEE
@@thesexybatman263 The Aztecs never met the vikings, as the Aztec culture didn't even exist then. The vikings also landed in Newfoundland, not central America
they're all secretly primarchs
What irritates me the most isn’t anything discussed in this review, it’s that they used Cobra Lilies, a plant that grows naturally only in California, as part of their Egyptian garden set design.
Well, we all need put our line in the sand somewhere I guess...
That's the most James may thing I've heard and it came from someone who probably doesn't know who James may is
@@Robyamdam James May would probably give you a history on the actual flowers that should be used in the decoration, while Clarkson would run over a flowerbed with a car screaming Power, while Richard would've already caused an accident
@@iusedtowrite6667 and Matt LeBlanc comes along and puts everyone to sleep
This is one of the most nitpicky complaints I have ever heard for a movie, and I love it
I absolutely love how Nikolaj is always referred to as Jamie Lannister in almost every video essay on a movie he’s in. Seriously talented actor with some really great movies (Shot Caller) but always referred to his Lannister heritage. Long live the Kingslayer.
I named my Russian tortoise after him because he's so good - no joke. 🐢
I remember watching this movie and thinking, "who put all these Romans in my Egypt movie?" My second thought was that it seemed like someone wrote a big Egyptian mythology fanfiction (but they didn't pay attention in mythology class and instead used video games as their source).
Out of curiosity, what race/ethnicity did you want them to be?
@@supernova5293 I'm sure they wanted everyone to be black. LOL.
@@supernova5293 African maybe?
@@TheHowlingEye ‘African’ isn’t a race. If you mean “black”, then you should know Egypt was never a black nation.
Looks like a mishmash of '300', 'Prince of Persia', 'Exodus: Gods and Kings', and 'Clash of the Titans' all got blended in a toilet bowl.
That got doused in bleach
And that's probably not accidental, like that's the point.
Add Transformer turd in there and I think you got it.
A 140 million dollar toilet.
It was
The worst part of the movie was the excellent actors who delivered great performances in every scene, making the movie just compelling enough to sit through despite disappointment after disappointment. It kind of feels like the CGI and action scenes were filmed before the script was written.
İndeed. Most were great in some scenes where they had a window of opportunity to act. Those scenes were like eating sweet sour dishes first time, on an empty stomach. Like what the ... did I ingest/saw? There were moments I loved every character (haven't seen much of Isis and very few from Osiris so beside them. Even Seth's wife sitting there was a good act. But then wings...... Aaaanyways)
What script? Everything revolved around the CGI scenes. I think Michael Bay directed this movie and wrote the "script".
I think most of them only knew their part (which is the case for most movies) instead of the whole plot because trust me, they probably didn't sign up for that.
Probably because Hollywood writers stopped doing anything approaching the quality of the CGI, actors, wardrobe, and every other department in their industry.
That’s how they get you. Great actors and casting can sell and otherwise awful script, and giving the more passive watchers some cool visuals to look at can sell a movie a lot of the time. That’s how movies like the Tranformers series do as well as they do.
I love how you refer to the main characters as ‘Jaime Lannister’ and ‘Henry Turner’. At least these two characters were a little memorable.
This movie had so much potential. There are so many myths from around the world that either never get films made about them or get a horrible adaptation
The one thing I like about this movie is that it wasn't yet ANOTHER egyptian mythology themed movie where Anubis was the bad guy.
In American gods, Anubis is not the bad guy , so that's pretty cool
@@azuki_O most american movies I know of portray him as a bad guy so it's always nice when you find an exception to that trend. Can't say I've heard of that movie though
@@moondar841 not a movie a television series
@@zenituragaming5043 eh, about the same thing really. TV series tend to be a little more accurate.
Yugioh: Pyramid of Light showed us a completely different take on Anubis as the villain, so at least it was refreshing.
I teach screenwriting at a community college, and we dissected this video as we discussed story structure and characterization. The students determined that all of their screenplays for the year should include a climactic third-act appearance by the space worm.
Why? HAHA
I hope you failed them all lmao
@@ianleguizamon Why the space worm? Or why dissect this video? Either way, I think the answer was because it was hilarious.
Every movie needs a giant space worm or giant world ending beam of light to have tension and urgency. /s
@@DarknessIsThePath I think they were joking >w
The worst part of the movie to me is that every character get a “too good” ending. Beck could have sacrifice himself and died and that would make the ending slightly better
the actors they picked are awesome in their roles, but if you're doing a story SPECIFICALLY set in one region of the world and you're literally rooting around in their ancient customs it might be a good idea for the actors you cast to look like they come from that area.
So who would you cast then?
lol you mean egyptian actors? you think they speak english well? some movies of hollywood are for global audience and english and hollywood actors are known worldwide. you should choose native actors if you are making some historical movie but when this movie itself take too much freedom and story is like more ancient than real egyptian civilization then its ok.
@@shakplay3992 there are arab and sepcifically egyptian people who live and/or were born in the US my dude
Egypt was a melting pot. Light skin types seem to be the minority with the evidence we have but Europeans for example are the global minority. Also I've always found it funny how people forget that Egypt is right across from Europe. And guess who held onto the most history from ancient Egypt ? Southern Europe. People and cultures migrate through over time. Euro Americans for example. But I agree too many white people. And no blue or green people
and the same people who complain about skin color in gods of egypt would praise black vikings ... SMH
The final boss of 2020:
Gods of egypt 2
You are cruel
They better put Moses and God's 12 Plagues in that movie.
@@svagglaorde4387 casts the rock as moses
Thanks, I'll take the alien invasion insted. At least then something interesting will actually happen.
I just actually google-checked if this was true. Thank god it wasn't.
The moment Egyptians start speaking with Scottish accents, I'm pushed out of the movie.
Ignoring the fact that this is Egypt, why is Set Scottish when his dad, brother, and nephew are all British?
😂😂😂 this
@@pujaharikumar Have you not heard of the famous play 'Death of a Scotsman, in Egypt'?
(see Blackadder)
Not just the accents. I don't care about pc bullshit but everyone being so, light skinned, throws me off. People living in a desert would at least be tan.
It was the white, northern European gods for me
I actually watched this two months ago. The Snyder Cut was four bloody hours and even that felt quicker than this film.
I'm so happy to see that I'm not alone in saying I honestly enjoyed the shit out of this movie.
I understand what he is saying, but it didn't matter to me. The theme, the gods, the way they portrayed things in a non standard Egyptian mythology. It all worked for me. And with no real other movies in recent history to fill the "Egyptian God action movie" role, this movie was good enough for me and my wife to both enjoy quite a bit.
He just seems to be ridiculously nitpicking. For example, "they didn't show their powers at the start" like WHAT???
Exactly..This movie was good...Some movies dont hit right of the get go but years later people go back n watch n the profits are made..its like music,some music hit way after the initial release..people just like to hate n as we've seen he is nit picking n hating on the movie as it was the trend
As an extra in this film (Set soldier) even we could tell it was going to be a stinker XD
Well duh. But it’s a hella fun watch.
@@dreworyan5652 not sure what point you’re trying to make other than you liked the movie, good for you?
@@gerard2434 That’s is the point bud. You must have been fun on set 😂
@@dreworyan5652 Yup almost as much fun as taking shirtless selfies mate
@@gerard2434 Because I’m proud of my physical accomplishments and physical health (oh and it’s also my job.. I’m a PT but FUCK me rught??)?
Sounds like you need a snickers protein bar and a trip to the gym my guy
"WHAT DO YOU OFFER?"
*Takes off dress*
"Indeed...."
I haven't watched this movie, but for some reason i thought she would do that.
@@TheKillianKanVT And I have to admit that I'd like to see it.
I mean, what should I say. I'm a guy during lockdown and Courtney Eaton is Courtney Eaton. Couldn't act even if her life depends on it, but damn boobs, man.
Come on, Hollywood. Play me like a fiddle.
@@lonestarr1490 you just made me laugh bro tks
Laugh+1
Fiddle indeed 😬😬
Then Horus disrobes "Mine's better"
It’s funny that all the Egyptian art in the film depicts dark skinned people, but majority of the cast.
It actually depends on the era. Egypt had multi toned rulars throughout history. It pretty much stayed in the lighter range after Rome though
Mind you I say lighter I never said Caucasian
@@xironevarus576 the cast looks nothing like Egyptians
I don't think I saw a single NorthEast African in the entire film ahaha
I'm glad that I have a casual mindset when it comes to movies and usually enjoy most of what I watch.
you are part of the problem with why these types of movies get made 🖕
@@josoffat7649 nah, fuck that, dumb movies are fun
@@josoffat7649 some people just watch movies to watch them they don’t find the entertainment in over analyzing everything they literally just want to watch something fun and not look deep into it. Chill my man
It’s a terrible film but still enjoyable in some areas. Not a film I’d want to watch again though.
imma be honest this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine
Same, brother, at some point I had it all on my phone, even though it took up a huge chunk of memory and would watch random scenes whenever I needed to switch off my brain
Thank you. I weirdly kinda like it haha
i know its a bad movie but I still enjoy it....and i dont know why!
don't feel guilty, I genuinely enjoy green lantern. h8rs gonna h8.
Lol my man! I enjoyed this movie too. Such a cool idea for them to transform into Gods and fight like they do. It was a little long in its runtime. But even that was mostly fine.
When the cast looks like they should be in Rome NOT Egypt
Technically at one point there were just as many Romans in Egypt that Egyptians...
Don't be racist...its called acting.
Finish the Fight they couldnt hire *any* egyptian actors? ight 🥱
a a I mean you don’t need famous actors to see a movie people are already wanting to watch I didn’t even know the cast
@@lowaimnobrain How well did the method of filling this dumpster fire with famous white actors, sell the movie to the American audience?
3:02 - Following the time-honoured movie-making magic of "Tell Don't Show", the producers apparently wished the audience to fall asleep before the movie even starts.
I love how filmento actually explains how to fail instead of pointing out its problems like other failure movies
The accurate thing they got was anubis, since the dude in mythology is actually just a dogman doing his job. (he also work with his daughter which he loves dearly)
Anubis and Hades both get the short end of the stick when it comes to Hollywood representation. The only Gods who stay out of everybody's else's shit and they get portrayed as the BBEG.
@@thewhompingwampa2671 which makes me think it'd make a great movie plot:
A bunch of heroes gear up and collect McGuffins to go fight Anubis/Hades but when they arrive Anubis/Hades is like "wtf? get outta here and let me do my job!". Then a plot twist where they realize they should be fighting whoever sent them to Anubis/Hades in the first place - and that somebody took control over their own land in the meantime. Our heroes travel back, big fight, sequel bait, roll credits
@@glebbokhan9777 They get back and go "tf, the dog guy was just some dude", and the guy who sent them goes "must've been fake news, sorry bois mb" and the protagonist makes a post-modern speech on the importance of fact checking your sources in todays modern age of tablet carvings
Anubis is actually a Greek word and he is half jackal/man. So basically, a jackman. Wait? Would Wolverine have saved this movie?!?!?!?
Actually, in mythology, they’re not dog men hybrids. The drawings represent both aspects of the gods. Anubis can be a man or a jackal. He’s not a Jackal Man. He can take either form. The image then portrays that.
“This is how to make a terrible movie!”
*Terrible Writing Advice wants to know your location*
terrible everything, even making it forgettable, this train wreck came and went, if it wasn't for this video i would of just gone on not remembering
@@kyotheman69 Hey, look on the bright side: Courtney Eaton and Elodie Yung did a good job even though they were given very little to work with.
Terrible Writing Advice is the class,
These videos are case studies
Gods of Egypt 2: Resurrection of Set is a 2021 film based on Egyptian, Greek, Norse, and other Mythologies. It crosses over many mythological pantheons.
Haha exactly my thought
After watching a few of these videos, it makes me so happy to know that I enjoy movies and do not dissect them like if all of them had to be Oscar worthy, well-crafted masterpieces. Sometimes you want to eat a hot-dog and not a fancy lobster.
Well you kinda develops inside you after you consume a lot of movies and series
11:31 wait... did this movie just showed that Earth is flat?? If there are people who loved this movie, they would be flat-earthers!
I don't like sand, it's course and rough and it gets everywhere.
I’ll take option D
Ok anakin
...in all the cracks
Noob
youre tearing me apart Lisa!!!
For me the worst was how non-divine the gods seemed. In a film called "Gods of Egypt". Horus is supposed to be the god of the heavens, but you never see him shooting lightning, raining, or using a tornado like a club. No god felt like a god. If they said they were just aliens, I would believe it. The only one who gave the presence of a god was Ra. He literally pulled the sun, using a boat, flying over a flat Earth, while fighting an eldritch abomination.
But they're kind of tall!! If that doesn't scream all-powerful gods I don't know what does!
That's modern day Abrahamic religions talking.
Gods weren't always all seeing, all powerful, all knowing. They were just people, but with mysterious extra powers. I agree they should have done more than battled in mech suits with swords. But I'm so glad they didn't start tossing mountains around. Imagine the clusterfuck if every god had some naturalistic power.
@@whynotdean8966 Somewhat true, but not exactly. While the idea of omniscience and omnipotence have evolved with modern religions, gods have always been extraordinarily powerful forces that dictated the flow of the natural world. After all, religion was often used to describe any natural phenomenon not understood by BCE technology, which was most. An earthquake, plague, or drought could and would all be attributed to the anger of a god. In fact, it's arguable that most mythology *was* a clusterfuck due to the constant infighting among deities. Just look at the Iliad, for example.
@@foosbabaganoosh1 Me being 6ft3 and moved to Italy: "Maybe I am a god?"
@Jonkathan P Obviously, they were gods. Divine influence is absolutely nothing compared to omnipotence.
11:12 to be fair the battle against the snake is a part of egyptian mythology where ra has to fight it off every night to prevent it from eating him
yeah, but it supposed to be giant serpent, not something looks like worms from Hobbit who ate earth
@@depressed_firefly yeah thats true
"Let's run through this entire movie from the first act to the third act, and touch on every bigger dumb studio choice made in it, as well as the negative effect they carry."
I'm surprised the video is somehow shorter than the movie.
This movie wasn’t good. But I enjoyed it honestly.
Yeah you know when i watched this movie i wasn't so wise to look at things like a compelling story character archs or logic really. I really enjoyed it for what it was but i was like 15 at that time.
So did I. How can it be worse than any of the Transformer films
Sometimes its ok to turn your brain off and just relax. I do hate shitty plot lines, but can still like a bad movie if it's visually entertaining. Hot girls help too.
Thank you
Honestly, I something wants to watch stupid movies. Without any deep plots, and just laugh at.
Let's be honest, there's one thing this movie have done pretty well: How to make awsome saint seiya live action armours. Hell yeah!
yeah some of those armours were pretty badass, ngl
I like the armors from the CG saint seiya movie instead, no, not the netflix Saint Seiya
@@tedjomuljono3052 the Netflix armours are nice too! Just the plot sucks.
@@Pigsama I admit Netflix Saint Seiya is not good, but it's my guilty pleasure, lmao I haven't seen the latest eps, but I saw the first batch in one go.
My first thought the first time I saw the trailer
Remember seeing an ad for it on the side of a bus, and i remember thinking, that is gonna be the most soulless piece of sheit movie of all time.
I just found out about this movie. And I looked up a clip from it to see what it was about. The dialogue alone was putting me to sleep, and it was only a six minute clip. So I praise you for taking the time to watch the entire movie. Can’t imagine how boring it must have been.
"Why?"
"To drink it."
wow, that's the kind of writing that wins awards right there. Bloody brilliant.
Such brilliance. Best Dialogue since: O HAI MARK.
That gives off the same energy as *"People Die When They are Killed"*
ThEY FLai NAO!!
"We have to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs."
(From the live-action Last Airbender)
"A thousand years of Peace! What have you accomplished?" Well, a thousand years of peace sounds like a major accomplishment to me! So why we wanna replace this guy?
Seth was the god of chaos. Pretty sure it is just who he was to hate anything status quo. Of course, afaik that's the actual mythology, not the movie.
because long term peace is stagnation without struggle what is your motivation to do better and do the next big thing? to create and invent? remember necessity is the mother of invention and if nothing bad is going on there really not much necessity to do anything but the bare minimum...might as well be a farm animal... just like long term warfare is detrimental to a society long term peace comes with its own ills...
@@happyjohn354 I was writing a comment against your arguments, then I see CZcams rules and I get it, that's why the world it's too f*cked today, we live in a world with more peace than never before and well... looking at all those Twitter/Tumblr stupids I get your point, we need another conflict.
@@happyjohn354 That's a fallacious line of reasoning.
@@MrlspPrt Don't worry we have Covid-19 now
I actually remember watching this in cinema, and I thought its okay at the time because I don't really watch movies. But I dont really remember anything about it probably because I understood nothing. What I do remember though, was Chadwick Boseman doing multi-shadow clone jutsu in his introduction, and then answered some riddle by the Sphinx.
Watching this reminded me of Disney's "Hercules". In that, Hades was angry at his brother for essentially the same reason Set was angry at Ra: no respect, being stuck with a horrible existence while his brother had a great one. Hades also recruited the Titans to destroy Olympus just like Set used the space worm. Likewise, Hercules is like Horus in that he really doesn't have any demonstrable flaw he needs to overcome. Hercules and Horus both get their immortal powers back by doing something "unselfish". Having said that, I actually liked "Gods of Egypt" more than "Hercules".
Filmento: This is how the movie starts....
Me: PLEASE NOT EXPOSITION PLEASE NOT EXPOSITION
Filmento: Shows exposition
Me: Sigh....
I don't remember this "masterpiece", so when he said that and had the serpent clip on I thought "what's the problem with this? It looks good for a start"
then he put the actual first scene... zzz
anyone even remember this movie? I forgot it totally existed, that's tribute now much it FAILED
@@kyotheman69 I didn't even knew it existed in the first place.
Is there any good movie that has annoying exposition in the beginning?
@@Jacob-wu3if Probably? Not sure
The worst part was how they butchered Egyptian pantheon lore
Yeah...this movie would've been better if it stayed true to the source material.
What made it worst for me is tge Egyptians wasn't even white. They didn't have any whites in Egypt
@@bluwasabi7635 "source material" we are talking about gods and stuff, where's the source material for that?
@@IchigoKurosakicool ...The lore? There are plenty of stories that detail the intricate relationships of the Gods in different periods of time during the golden days of Egypt, and not only this, but depictions of the afterlife and in what means it can reached; also, when Filmento says that the gods have no power in the afterlife that's technically not true, pharaohs (who were re-incarnations of Horus [since he was king of the Gods in the Ennead]) could decide the "cost" or "conditions" for the afterlife.
The name of this ancien civilization isn't even Egypt
My mother rented this when it came out as she would any other random movie of the week she’d find on Redbox at our local Piggly Wiggly, just to keep us entertained on Friday night. I watched it ONE time and yet every time I see one of the by-now hundreds of roast videos it’s garnered over the years in YT, I get a wash of dumb nostalgia 😭
Ah, to be young and easily entertained…
I remember both of their "personalities" well. Great casting! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This movie is an insult to Egyptologists everywhere
It's an insult period 😂
Kinda surprise he didn't mention the main point of why this movie was bad but hey the blind don't see it
This film is an insult to whoever paid to see it!...😁
I mean, just watching Filmento's roasting it cost me IQ points. Watching the whole movie will turn you into a Gumby! (The 10 other "Monty Python" obsessives who get the reference will smile. The rest of you will either scratch your head or say "this isn't a claymation movie!")....😝
THANK YOU!
The lack of respect of IRL Egyptian Lore it's disgusting in this movie.
Plus the attire, oh that attire makes me want to pull my hair out.
@@NcrXnbi Let's be fair, though - we obsess about what we obsess about, but this is HOLLYWOOD! They disrespect every epoch & historical period. Take "The Death of Stalin" - probably the most laugh-out-loud movie I've seen released recently. I'm an amateur historian & read a lot about WWII & the Cold War. You'd be shocked at how many of the laughs come the real life lunacy that got into the movie, but it certainly fudges about stuff that I think happened. Funny lines delivered well, but the insults tossed around - "Slim Hitler" (always gets a laugh!) & "Did Coco Chanel take a dump on your head?" just to name two - are anachronistic at best & kinda demeaning to the people who were done to death by him at worst.
The only thing this movie is missing is a giant mechanical spider.
wild wild west?
**THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER**
I understood that reference.
I love an evening with Kevin Smith that show was hilarious!
Let's be honest, a giant mechanical spider would have somehow improved this film.
This feels more like the description of a really cool tech demo and design idea rather than an attempt at a properly interesting thing
I really don't understand why all the negativity considering this movie. It is not masterpiece, but it is more than enjoyable.
It's enjoyable for all the wrong reasons.
Sometimes with these channels, its easier to go with the crowd and agree it sucks. This channel just lost credibility
personally, as it thinks this movie+ Birds of prey was bad. It was a lot of fun to watch, I have seen worse movies. But there
is comments already saying they like it, so yea.
THOSE EUROPEANS Were still in Caves lol white people will never be Egyptians
@@kisuryouri334 This is just a movie - fiction. So chill. In the mean time, try to read more. That statement was highly inaccurate.
It's a racist burning pile of crap. It's Pocahontas being cast as white with blonde hair
Emoji movie: "finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
"There can be only one!"
Nothing tops hearing Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible saying that line ripoff from Last of the Mohikens, "I'll find you, just stay alive!"
@@craftpaint1644 Ummm.... That was Daniel-Day Lewis.
@@KeithFraser82 Wait, why not Christopher Lambert's or Sean Connery's accent?
Weren't they from the same year ?
Studio: if we let all the audience fall asleep, they wouldn't have know our movie is bad
hmm interesting
IS BIG BRAIN TIME
I remember i did fall sleep when i was watching it in the theater 😅😅 I sleept like 30 minutes or more
I watched this yesterday and absolutely loved it , yes it was cheesy and mindless , but I didn’t have high expectations and was surprised , it had a childish charm about it , and incredibly colourful and entertaining.
you need therapy and a brain
I can excuse the general shitty-ness but I draw the line at historical innacuracies
I just realised something (im a history nerd ) the colomns are made in the corinthian style wich originated in greece ...and we are in ancient egypt before Alexander the great hellenised the place
That's Hella failure
History nerd? You learn this shit at the age of 16 in school.
@@MuppetsSh0w most people don't give a fuck about history especialy ancient so yes remembering this can be considered as being a history nerd
It's historically accurate because back when the earth was flat, time was an oblate spheroid.
Aleksander Sikora i'm pretty sure you don't (at least not in my school)
This movie got a huge backlash for not casting Egyptian actors but after seeing the movie I think it safe to say that they dodged a 140 million $ worth bullet
Egyptians should be thanking the Gods of Egypt they didn't have to act in this trash movie
They white washed it! I 😷
I seriously doubt there's enough leading Egyptian actors in Hollywood to cast in the movie anyway, so I wouldn't blame them.
Sure thing, Hollywood is the benchmark of culture, it even funded the developement of Pyramids and Cleopatra went to go sees asking Hollywood producers for a role. Idiots of the white order.
@@berlinblast5736 😆😆😆
The eternal question remains when will they make a movie about the myths of Mesopotamia
Considering how the same guys who wrote this film also wrote Morbius, I don't know if I would only say that it was only studio interference that contributed to Gods of Egypt failing, because both films shared similar failures and mistakes in filmmaking and writing. But then again, Morbius was done by Sony, so you do the math.
I never thought *Raid: Shawdow Legends* had that much potential to become a movie 👍.
bRoUgHt To YoU bY *RaId: ShAdOw LeGeNdS*
Disclaimer:
Nothing in this Movie accrately depicts
the Desert or Ways how to kill the Desert.
Please dont learn from this.
@@slevinchannel7589 thank you man, i was actualy trying to kill the desert the way the movie told me to do
Zing
💀💀💀
The "spaceworm fight" pissed me off because by even Egyptian mythology, it was Set himself who fought off said worm (Apophis) to allow Ra to bring the sun to us every day, which they completely left out in the film and could've actually brought depth to Set's character, but instead he's just... "bad guy because uh... bad guy."
what were you expecting honestly? you knew exactly what this movie was going to be like by just looking at anything related to it.
Actually is the only part of the movie that I liked. I've never thought that Hollywood will made a scene about the fight of the gods against Apophis
13:24 if that was shown at the start then it would be good
The movie Looks Incredible, Anubis was my wallpaper for years, ambience, music, cameras. SICK
Story and Plot.... Shiieeeeeeeeeeet
This was like an episode of Terrible Writing Advice.
With less advertising...
MrlspPrt
Yeah but it’s missing the crucial element!
Something every story needs!
A LOVE TRIANGLE!
@@islaydragons1563 Jesus... I spat my beer.
That channel is a gem
Terrible filming advice.
This film makes Exodus: Gods and Kings look like Lord of the Rings.
Lol
Have you seen Exodus?
@@ArmourExe I have seen it. It was pretty boring, except for the fact that God was literally a little child throwing a tantrum. That part was fun. The rest: meh.
@@wjzav1971 they were tryna show the bullshittery of God
@@wjzav1971 that's no god, looks like alittle shit to me
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. I never knew it was so hated. It's of one the few things my mom and I enjoyed watching together so I couldn't care any less if this is the worst movie of all time, I'll gladly rewatch it any time.
thank you for all your imputes man! I love to learn and I'm excited to make sure my storytelling isn't garbage with your anatomies.
The cycle:
In the theater, see a trailer. Movie being advertised actually looks pretty cool and interesting. Gotta see that.
Later, movie is out, haven't seen it yet, scrolling through CZcams and see a video about how bad it is.
Rinse, repeat.
With all due respect, the trailer looked god awful. Pun intended.
Weel, minus actually going to the movie to see trailers, or watch trailers in the first place. By now i just wait for smarter people on YT shit on the productions from hollywood, cutting out the middleman aka cinema and using that money to get more drugs and food to enjoy whilest watching the movies get ripped apart.
how did it look cool or interesting at all? it's the blandest of bland Hollywood wannabe blockbusters with a slight coat of Egypt over it slapped on top.
@@ginogatash4030 Okay buddy
@@melancholyentertainment Okay.
This movie is as mythologically accurate as Marvel's Thor.
Which is a real shame, because the story it seems to be based on, the _Contendings of Horus and Seth,_ is actually very good and could make a great movie if done properly.
Except MCU Thor was based on a comic book, this wasn't.
TBF they'd need to change the part where the victor is decided by jacking off over some lettuce.
@@ToaArcan Nah. Leave it in. that'd be great.
You actually dont know that. There used to be giant here on earth....they found the bones. Elongated skulls from pre-adamites maybe, annunaki, Draco or vrill reptillians. Our history is full of lies my friend. It could be more acurate than we think. but we dont know for sure
JD182 The giant skeletons are not real, that was a hoax, you could easily google it. Shamans in one culture(can’t remember which one) elongated their skulls to be closer to the gods. Draco Reptilians, or lizard people is just a ridiculous notion. Vril is a sci-fi thing involving a controllable form of energy.
Damn is it that bad that my guy destroyed the roast button on this movie not even 2 minutes into the video.
6:30 Okay he just fixed the start of the film, damn it Hollywood, it was not THAT difficult!
THIS IS YOUR 100TH VIDEO ALSO!!!
What are doing here primm? This ain't a sad hood movie.
@@superfan931 Lol yeah it's not a hood movie. Its still pretty sad though
@@PrimmsHoodCinema yeah. Sad Egypt movie.
I see u g
YAYYYY!!!!
Writers: How do we portray ancient Egypt?
Studio Executives: make it look like ancient Greece but with pyramids.
Casting Crew: What about the people?
Studio Executives: make the majority of them white, but not all of them or we get yelled at by Tumblr.
Character Designers: What will the gods look like?
Studio Executives: They will be very tall people until they fight another god, in which case they will look like golden cgi man-beasts. Except for Anubis since he is the most recognizable.
Audience: Why?
Studio Executives: We've got to have M O N E Y !
"What should their God firms be like?"
"Do you know Saint Seiya?"
One thing is hire white actors for your movie set in ancien Egypt but not even send them to solarium is just other layer.
I mean Ptolemaic egypt was essentially greece in egypt.
Not bronze age egypt tho
@@petrfedor1851 sorry to burst your bubble but Egypt is white not black!!!
@@michaelblake2280 Good adaptation to get skin burned.
I think the worst part of this film is how it basically speedruns the entire myth for the sake of flashy lights, overexposition and bad CGI. Its almost as if Michael Bay directed this.
The casting is so bizzare. Everyone either looks like they’re from Denmark or cast members on Baywatch.
“The PS2 just called, they want their graphics back.”
@Destroyer of worlds these are the kind of people who hate on this movie they haven't seen it but just say shitty one liners
@@samuelmartens9390. Don't need to watch it yourself.
@@dragonbornexpress5650 i love this movie
So this movie is how I write my school essays? Erratic, stuffed with every idea I could think of, containing many digressions, and in the end pointless in the context of the total class. Still a C+ plus though; some kid didn't even do his paper.
Gods of Egypt just waltzes in and aces the entire list.
For whatever reason, I found that hilarious
1:10
This movie sticks in my mind because it was the first movie that from the first trailer I saw I knew was going to be horrible and bomb but that I was extremely excited to see all the videos tearing it apart
I like how the girl was dead for weeks and her body never changed colors or decomposed and when brought back to life she was perfectly fine.
It's magic don't question it
that is your concern, in a movie about gods
@@IchigoKurosakicool Gods who die too
@@parthsavyasachi9348 well Ra cant die
Perhaps she smelled a bit bad, haha
All Ancient Egypt fictional films always start with narration because they copy the 1999 The Mummy film.
I love the mummy 1 and 2.
Also, the Mummy (1999) A) showed its backstory instead of telling it and B) the exposition in the Mummy didn't begin with "There was Egypt, a prosperous kingdom...bla bla bla..." it started with "Oh, by the way, this priest is having an affair with the Pharaoh's wife. *Shocking* and then immediately went to "Yeah, they both killed the Pharaoh and the Priest was tortured and cursed."
The Mummy (1999) made the exposition interesting. You didn't hear a lot of boring background information. You saw an affair, a murder of a Pharaoh and how one of the love-birds was mummified.
all my homies _remember 1994 Stargate movie_
@@daniellegonzales9566
Agreed my childhood.
@@jeremino263
Same
When that intro started, I actually openly laughed. That happens rarely, but far too often with your videos
Never would’ve thought anotnio banderas would narrate CZcams vids but here we are
"How do you kill the desert?" Well, you get a planetologist to help you create a multi-generational plan of ecological transformation. Set up windtraps to gather what little moisture there is and fuel the growth of robust plantlife that can survive in low moisture environments, then build up on this.
Make sure you laden the process with spiritual significance. Otherwise, future generations will lose the motivation to continue.
This also works when trying to restore nuclear technology to barbarian worlds who have lost the relevant knowledge, but not the legends about it. It helps if you set up a Foundation of physical scientists with a very forward-looking view on their purpose, even starting them out compiling the sum of human knowledge in order to broaden their knowledge base.
That's cool
Like in Dune.
Or you could just glass the desert
I understood that reference!
To be fair, the giant “space worm” is a nod to the actual mythology of Egypt
That is the Egyptian god of Chaos Apophis who tries every night to devour Ra and in doing so will bring the world back into chaos and his rule. He is basically like the titans of Greek mythology or the Jotnar of Norse. Arch rival of the gods
Thats why Ra is fighting him on his boat
And his inclusion in the movie actually does make sense from a mythological stand atleast
Wasn’t Aphophis a snake god, though? Like, why make it a space worm instead of, like, a space snake? Space snake would’ve been cooler.
@@mr.goblin6039 its not a worm. Just what he called it
@@mr.goblin6039 Did it NOT look like a snake? Did it look like a gorilla maybe? Or a giraffe?
4:52 You're wrong about Hathor. They gave her a ton of personality when they walked through the swap and in Thoth's temple. The other broad was empty though.
Not gunna lie, I love this movie. Like I'm aware it's not the best but idk I liked it.
Imagine...I actually had hope for a good Egyptian mythology movie when this came out.
Silly me.
maybe next time
First red flag for me was the egyptian gods being white. Knew it was gonna be bad from there
Jackson Lewis White? You mean Judeo-Germanic?
@Jesus Christ todays egiptians are nothing like ancient egiptians. People from spain share more dna with ancient egiptians than them.
I mean... The main idea or concept of the movie is fun and interesting, but it's just a boring uninspired mess in the end 😂
How to make a Failure: Tell don’t show!
No. No. He has a point.
Pretty much.
You just summed up all modern movies.
Green Griffin Even better: Tell, and show the contrary
@@Raccon_Detective. you must not watch much movies.
It breaks my Heart seeing Glass beeing referenced as a "Movie with Problems".
I think this is actually one of Shamala... Shamlaya.. Shamayan... the Director of "the six sense" best movies. Especially when you watch it in a row with unbreakable and Split.
I watched it with my dad on a Saturday evening and later again on Netflix...
And I actually really liked it!
But I also like these movies based off of Egyptian mythology.
In the original ancient Egyptian story, Set was helping Ra defaet Apophis, (demon snake) every day while his brother (Osiris) lived in Egyptian Paradise.
So Set grew jealous of Osiris and tedious of his pointless daily fights, so he challenged his father that caused him to be banished to the desert.
So Set seeked revenge and killed his brother, cut him to 14 pieces and scattered him across the lands, then Osiris' wife (Isis) patched her husband back so his soul can travel to the afterlife.
Enter Horus, who was just a young boy when his father was killed, he trained his whole life so he can avenge his father and protect Egypt from Set's tyranny.
Eventually Horus fights Set and wins but losing his eye in the process, and so Horus became the rightful King of Egypt. Osiris became king of the afterlife and the first to be mummified. Set was not killed in the battle but became very weakened and thus his reign was over.
What happened with Apophis then if Set stopped fighting him? Did Ra have to manage that all alone for the rest of time or was Apophis' threat stopped somehow?
@@lordhelmchen3154 Ra kept battling Apophis alone until someday, Ra took the form of a great cat (Mau), trickering the snake into letting his guard down since cats are usually afraid of snakes. So Ra took his chance and cut the demon's head off with a bronze knife.
@@DoctorSakr What an interesting turn of events. :D Thanks for the mythology trivia!
Actually, ancient mythologies don't have a fixed canon, for example this is the first time I've heard this version of the story. However, the most accurate version is this:
[PART 1]
Wesir (Osiris) is the king, having inherited the kingship from his ancestors in a lineage stretching back to the main creator of the world, Ra, the others being the Khemenyu (Ogdoad), Tem (Atum), Ptah, Amen (Amun), and Net (Neith). His queen is Aset (Isis), who, along with Wesir and his future murderer, Setekh (Set), is one of the children of the earth god Gebeb (Geb) and the sky goddess Nut.
Setekh's grievance is that Wesir had sex with Nebet-Hut (Nephthys), who is Setekh's consort and the fourth child of Gebeb and Nut. Setekh has an elaborate chest made to fit Wesir's exact measurements and then, at a banquet, declares that he will give the chest as a gift to whoever fits inside it. The guests, in turn, lie inside the coffin, but none fit inside except Wesir. When he lies down in the chest, Setekh slams the cover shut, seals it, and throws it into the Hapi (Nile). Setekh then has Wesir's body cut into forty-two pieces and scatteres them across Kemet (Egypt), each piece being equated with a sepat (nome). With one of Wesir's pieces inside, the chest floats out into the sea, arriving at the city of Gebal (Byblos), where a tree grows around it. The king of Gebal has the tree cut down and made into a pillar for his palace, still with the chest inside.
Wesir's death is followed by an interregnum. Meanwhile, Aset searches for her husband's body with the aid of Nebet-Hut. Having found the chest, she leaves the tree in Gebal, where it becomes an object of worship for the locals. She, however, learns about the dismemberment when she opens the chest. Aset then finds each piece of her husband's body, with the exception of the penis, which she has to reconstruct with magic, because the original was eaten by fish in the river. The goddesses restore Wesir's body with the help of other deities, including Djehuti (Thoth), a deity credited with great magical and healing powers, and Inepu (Anubis), the god of embalming and funerary rites. Wesir becomes the first mummy, and the gods' efforts to restore his body are the basis for embalming practices, which sought to prevent and reverse the decay that follows death. Once Wesir is made whole, Aset conceives his son and rightful heir, Hor (Horus). Wesir's revival is however not permanent, and after this he becomes the ruler of the Duat, the distant and mysterious realm of the dead.
The pregnant Aset hides from Setekh, to whom the unborn child is a threat, in a thicket of papyrus in the delta of the Hapi. This place is called Akh-bit (Khemmis) and it is near the city of Per-Wadjet (Buto). After this Aset travels in the wider world. She moves among ordinary humans who are unaware of her identity, and she even appeals to these people for help. She also has the aid of other deities, who protect her son in her absence. During this time, Hor is beset by a number of dangers, like when he's bitten by a snake. These hostile creatures are agents of Setekh.
[PART 2]
After growing up, Hor challenges Setekh for the throne. The contest between them is a legal judgment before the Pesedjet (Ennead), an assembled group of nine deities, to decide who should inherit the kingship. The judges in this trial are Gebeb, who, as the father of Wesir and Setekh, held the throne before they did, and the creator god Ra, the originator of kingship.
The divine struggle involves many episodes. The two gods appeal to various other deities to arbitrate the dispute and competing in different types of contests, such as racing in boats or fighting each other in the form of hippopotami, to determine a victor. Hor repeatedly defeats Setekh and is supported by most of the other deities. Yet the dispute drags on for eighty years, largely because one of the judges, the creator god, favors Setekh. The conflict then escalates as a great battle involving the two deities' assembled followers. The strife in the divine realm extends beyond the two combatants. At one point Aset attempts to harpoon Setekh as he is locked in combat with her son, but she strikes Hor instead, who then cuts off her head in a fit of rage. Djehuti replaces Aset's head with that of a cow.
In a key episode in the conflict, Setekh sexually abuses Hor. The sexual encounter begins when Setekh asks to have sex with Hor, who agrees on the condition that Setekh will give Hor some of his strength. Hor thwarts Setekh by catching Setekh's semen in his hands. Aset retaliates by putting Hor's semen on lettuce-leaves that Setekh eats. Setekh's defeat becomes apparent when this semen appears on his forehead as a golden disk. He has been impregnated with his rival's seed and as a result "gives birth" to the disk. Djehuti takes the disk and places it on his own head.
Another important episode concerns mutilations that the combatants inflict upon each other: Hor steals Setekh's testicles and Setekh tears out one of Hor's eyes. The removal of the Wedjat (Eye of Horus) is important, for one of Hor's major roles is as a sky deity, and for this reason his right eye was said to be the sun and his left eye the moon. Aset, Djehuti, and Hut-Hor (Hathor) retrieve it for him. The restoration of Hor's eye is accompanied by the restoration of Setekh's testicles, so that both gods are made whole near the conclusion of their feud.
In the end Gebeb, as judge, apportions the realm between the claimants: Hor receives the fertile lands around the Hapi, the earth, and Shema (Upper Egypt); while Setekh receives the barren desert, the sky, and Mehu (Lower Egypt). Gebeb however reverses himself, awarding sole control to Hor. In this peaceable union, Hor and Setekh are reconciled, and the dualities that they represent have been resolved into a united whole. Through this resolution, order is restored after the tumultuous conflict.
With great celebration among the gods, Hor takes the throne, and Kemet at last has a rightful king. The divine decision that Setekh is in the wrong corrects the injustice created by Wesir's murder and completes the process of his restoration after death. Setekh is also made to carry Wesir's body to its tomb as part of his punishment. The new king performs funerary rites for his father and gives food offerings to sustain him: only through these acts can Wesir be fully enlivened in the afterlife and take his place as king of the dead, paralleling his son's role as king of the living.
Studio interference has ruined so many movies. Just look at the DCEU movies and the most recent Star Wars movies. Reshoots just made the plots make less and less sense, resulted in worse acting performances (since they had to do all their scenes again), and resulted in poorly rushed CGI (Superman’s lip).
Edit: Of course the reshoots and behind-the-scenes issues weren’t the only thing to blame for failures, but they definitely added salt to the wound
Not to mention those movies lack a distinct vision and artistic talent behind it and feel like studio products to cash in on a brand
KaijusaurusG2K fair point as well
Daisy Ridley did nothing wrong!
Croissants & Coffee I have no problems with the production crews and actors in the sequel trilogy. My problems are with the writers, directors, and producers who led the direction and story.
@@TheAlienGangster no, zack snyder was the biggest responsible for DCs failure
I like how you refer to that guy by his pirate name because it was far more memorable than whatever they called him in this movie.
Honestly I'd rather watch this movie back to back the whole day than watch Tenet once again.
At least this one does not take itself seriously and you can get a few laughs at the show of incompetence. And Elodie Yung should have gotten more screen time, if only for hot factor.
What was the deal with "Tenet"? Not going to watch that anyway.
Maybe it gets better if you watch it backwards? J/K I'ver never even watched it, I could tell it was bad from the trailers