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  • DiscrimiNATION | The Daily Show
    The Daily Show looks at recent stories of race and discrimination in America, including the black men who got arrested in Starbucks and Roseanne Barr’s racist tweet.
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  • @kamalisaravanan3391
    @kamalisaravanan3391 Před 5 lety +3945

    "The last time they dreamed we had to let them vote" 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
    Boy yo writers need a raise.

    • @zaksacc
      @zaksacc Před 5 lety +17

      @@Tam___ 216 poor idiots

    • @akindoluakinyemi7702
      @akindoluakinyemi7702 Před 5 lety +77

      He is he's own writer

    • @FernBunbury
      @FernBunbury Před 4 lety +30

      Akindolu Akinyemi He doesn’t write his stuff. He just presents it, and he does a good job at that.

    • @marlene2163
      @marlene2163 Před 4 lety +1

      You can tell you ain't shit, just by your non-American name.

    • @germainewillfixit7785
      @germainewillfixit7785 Před 4 lety +7

      Sure does. His staff is geniuses.

  • @donovan3476
    @donovan3476 Před 5 lety +7597

    "When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

    • @amillian77
      @amillian77 Před 5 lety +13

      G ..Chris boeskool...hope I got it right 😂

    • @thebeatzgodvlog416
      @thebeatzgodvlog416 Před 5 lety +144

      @Flash Fordon not being hung with a photo shoot under your body with no arrest but clear proof of murder. Ever heard of emmit till? Name one white treated like that with no justice ill wait.

    • @Spotie
      @Spotie Před 5 lety +178

      Being white affords you an automatic level of respect and trust in this country that is higher than that of other races. You're more likely to get the same job. Less likely to be arrested, charged, tried, or convicted for the same crimes. More likely to get a loan from the bank. Likely to have a better starting point economically. More likely to have a good education from the start.
      If you cared to know, there's no shortage of studies you can look up on just that sort of thing.

    • @TheDarrinJay
      @TheDarrinJay Před 5 lety +54

      @Flash Fordon da simple fact is u r ignorant. How can sum whites c there privilege but sum can't?

    • @fruitman2426
      @fruitman2426 Před 5 lety +2

      Darrin Jones because it’s fake enough to be changed instantly.

  • @wendywalden5498
    @wendywalden5498 Před 4 lety +735

    Whoever called the police should be arrested for calling for no reason.

    • @lolbia3161
      @lolbia3161 Před 3 lety +28

      In Italy it’s actually a crime. We call it “Procured Alarm”.

    • @kaloyan2778
      @kaloyan2778 Před 3 lety +17

      Here in Germany that's exactly what happens.

    • @arcabo9245
      @arcabo9245 Před 3 lety +9

      Even in syria thats a thing

    • @pain2805
      @pain2805 Před 3 lety +4

      LOLbia31 they should do that in America a lot of Racism here

    • @doomer8348
      @doomer8348 Před 3 lety +5

      They called the police for a good reason: Trespassing. They were asked by the shop owner to leave and they were asked by the police asked to leave, but they didn't.
      Here is a different point of view:
      czcams.com/video/rLPpuPuCtHQ/video.html

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 Před 4 lety +767

    7:40
    "I know she's sleeping but who knows what she's dreaming of? This could be dangerous.
    The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote" 🙌🏼👀💀

  • @kayla.kenndy6502
    @kayla.kenndy6502 Před 4 lety +1887

    “The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote”
    I almost forgot that he was just acting 😂

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 4 lety +12

      He wasn’t though.
      That’s what kind of triggers me about the Daily Show.
      It’s a entertainment show, just like Fox News is, but they pass it as a relatable source of informations.
      A news outlet.
      It should be regulated, as much as Fox News should, because it’s not journalism but it sure is fulfilling this function for a lot of people without having all the regulations it needs to have.

    • @Trapphus22
      @Trapphus22 Před 4 lety +41

      @@charlesmasclef1309 What?

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 4 lety +2

      Trapphus
      Manipulation is what I’m describing.
      Good or bad intentions, it’s never an efficient way to handle a situation. :/

    • @JokerVidsSG
      @JokerVidsSG Před 4 lety +23

      Charles Masclef news outlets don't have government-based regulations in America. A little something called the First Amendment & Freedom of the Press. But I wouldn't expect a clown like you on the internet to know that.

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 4 lety

      Winterless
      A clown like me ?
      You’re exactly why people don’t take leftist like us seriously.

  • @honeythe_8980
    @honeythe_8980 Před 5 lety +1979

    I'm dead😂. "Not only are you under arrest but you gotta help them paddle"

  • @Blunderful19
    @Blunderful19 Před 4 lety +428

    Laughing while being horribly depressed is a weird feel.

    • @sheilabell3127
      @sheilabell3127 Před 4 lety +11

      I pray you are getting professional help in addition to looking at more comedy on CZcams- Jeff Dunham, for example, some guy name Carr in the UK. You can google: "Community Mental Health services". It worked for me.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 3 lety +3

      keep at it till it doesn't feel wierd... !

    • @Blunderful19
      @Blunderful19 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sheilabell3127 Yeah, I have a wonderful CBT therapist and a psychiatrist that's willing to aggressively medicate my depression/anxiety. Though I feel the depression is caused largely by the anxiety. It was more that the content here just makes me sad. I sincerely appreciate the reaching out to others with upstairs trouble. Thanks a lot, and keep it up.

  • @sineadmcbride9098
    @sineadmcbride9098 Před 4 lety +570

    " that kid deserves an A for life"
    I respectfully disagree.
    That kid deserves an A++ for life!

    • @jacksonbf
      @jacksonbf Před 4 lety +6

      Sinéad McBride but there were economic benefits to the south, we don’t know the context to the assignment. It’s important to analysis history with an unbiased aspect either direction. This allows us to to learn the lessons derived from said history the best. However all the other ones like how many slaves picked apples or whatnot are blatantly racist and inexcusable.

    • @sineadmcbride9098
      @sineadmcbride9098 Před 4 lety +10

      @@jacksonbf I see what you mean, but I still think that even if the south "needed" slaves, slavery had no positive aspects. It's inhumane. And yes, I agree those math assignments are horrible. Who would even think about something like that?

    • @bradenfouts3169
      @bradenfouts3169 Před 4 lety

      It doesn't really matter if you don't think slavery had no positive aspects because that isn't the point of the assignment. I don't disagree with the assignment because it could have been used to teach students how to think. It shows kids how to draw their own conclusions and understand history better. In other words, the point of the assignment could be to teach kids how to think not what to think. I'm assuming that neither of us would like it if the kids were asked to talk about only the advantages of slavery because we would say that kids are being indoctrinated. I think that it would be unacceptable to force children to view things in a certain way no matter what the topic is. Is it only acceptable for children to be indoctrinated because it conforms to your world view? This kid didn't deserve an A because he only completed half of the assignment.

    • @austinkeller6753
      @austinkeller6753 Před 4 lety +8

      Are y’all just dumb or are y’all racist. The paper clearly says what are the positives to slavery and is titled “The Life of Slaves: A Balanced View”. I’m going to assume that there were no benefits for the lives of slaves. And yes, the South did see many benefits to slave owning, but calling that a “positive” is wrong. The student can be taught the history without trying to reframe slavery as something worthy of analyzing in a positive light. Shameful.

    • @bradenfouts3169
      @bradenfouts3169 Před 4 lety

      I don't understand how you can argue that people you don't even know are racist or dumb. This sort of name-calling is not productive in a reasonable, civil discussion and these ad hominem attacks don't increase the logical fidelity of your argument. I agree that trying to convince kids to believe slavery was good would be deplorable. I stated this in my previous comment when I said that it would be wrong to ask kids to only talk about the positives of slavery. I think slavery is terrible, but I think that children should be allowed to make up their own minds. I think that children should not be indictrinated into beleiving the subjective views of others at schools no matter what the topic is or how controversial it is. I think this allows children to learn to think logically and it allows parents to teach thier children thier values. I also do not understand how it is "wrong" to state that some people benefitted economically from slavery. Whether it was a terrible thing overall does not change the fact that there were some positive aspects for some individuals. Facts don't care about your feelings and it is a fact that some people benefitted from slavery. If no one benefitted from it, slavery wouldn't have happened.

  • @makeracistsafraidagain
    @makeracistsafraidagain Před 5 lety +3947

    As a former cop who did some time on a bike, all I can say about Trevor’s comments is...
    they’re pretty funny.
    And yes, I wore shorts.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Před 5 lety +172

      Make Racists Afraid Again -
      How DID you arrest people on a bike? I’m curious :)

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 Před 5 lety +45

      Ajehy
      They do that even on horses :)

    • @mfundomoya7780
      @mfundomoya7780 Před 5 lety +38

      Ajehy he arrested people on a bike the same way other cops do it... call re-inforcement. Point is...cops shouldnt do things alone i believe.

    • @gimpynogo2726
      @gimpynogo2726 Před 5 lety +24

      Make Racists Afraid Again -- Many women think that cops in shorts are very sexy

    • @mfundomoya7780
      @mfundomoya7780 Před 5 lety +17

      Clay next time you go hiking on the wrong route of the mountain, i'm calling s.w.a.t on you.
      ...Then swat actually comes and start shooting sniper warning shots near you leg.
      Jokes, but hope you get the point.

  • @emiliesmith5032
    @emiliesmith5032 Před 5 lety +1577

    The golf thing happened at my town. My uncle got interviewed, he was in the group behind the ladies and the guys who called the cops were behind him. He said they were playing at a normal speed, actually, it was just racism.

    • @belovedwoman3398
      @belovedwoman3398 Před 5 lety +88

      @Emile Smith thank you for your testimony. I appreciate you

    • @mursalwarsame5839
      @mursalwarsame5839 Před 4 lety +43

      Emily you are nice person I give an A+ for life.😙

    • @chicawhappa
      @chicawhappa Před 4 lety +25

      Thanks for clearing that up

    • @aaronharris9757
      @aaronharris9757 Před 4 lety +12

      same thing happened to me

    • @AshaEll
      @AshaEll Před 4 lety +21

      Shame on them. Can't even play a game of golf without being bothered.

  • @qaiwiwi
    @qaiwiwi Před 4 lety +250

    *_"EAT THIS BISCUIT, KARENNNN"_*
    😂😂😂

  • @leadesveaux5582
    @leadesveaux5582 Před 4 lety +205

    The funniest part is that the police actually come everytime, in my country they will be like "are you crazy?'':)

    • @biancalopez5094
      @biancalopez5094 Před 3 lety +6

      me too I'm from Brazil and here police is just for emergency it's a good thing

    • @daevenskye2378
      @daevenskye2378 Před 3 lety +2

      They have to, but it should be for welfare check only. But maybe they should arrest those who call 911 with no emergency.

    • @laurel1865
      @laurel1865 Před 2 lety

      In big cities, they do too…..

    • @christiniakollar8397
      @christiniakollar8397 Před 2 lety +1

      Think police here are required if it’s not a prank . I assume it’s meant for Incase it escalates or something

  • @ahmedobaid40
    @ahmedobaid40 Před 4 lety +932

    When I came to the US I really believed in justice and freedom. What a fool

    • @seraphimyy
      @seraphimyy Před 4 lety +49

      @kommisar some people have no choice but to leave and can't go back. And even if some one does go back, thst doesn't make it any better. They feel foolish, no matter what is going to happen next, people thought america was something it isn't.

    • @seraphimyy
      @seraphimyy Před 4 lety +11

      @kommisar I would say it makes sense, but when you're foolish, you're foolish. Foolish people don't think about situations logically like you've proposed. There can be family members brought along, foolish people who willingly came, people with partial citizenship who came, I feel there's many situation and conditions. The person admitted they were foolish, that they didn't look into america or learn into it. I agree its foolish, but I guess I just feel some sympathy

    • @seraphimyy
      @seraphimyy Před 4 lety +6

      @kommisar well they said they are foolish, so I'm not denying that they didn't mess up in some way. I just hope that they learned from it. I'm not sure why any of us are speculating or assuming, really, but that's how it is. I see your points but I don't think this is necessarily an argument

    • @GameOn71213
      @GameOn71213 Před 4 lety +14

      @kommisar you ain't got no right to chase no one home

    • @GameOn71213
      @GameOn71213 Před 4 lety +7

      @kommisar just the name calling and immature response shows you need to educated

  • @erwinhun
    @erwinhun Před 4 lety +1710

    I'm just a random dude from Sweden, but this video made me sad.

    • @OBENSquad_21
      @OBENSquad_21 Před 4 lety +53

      Erwin Hun the words of Childish Gamibo - This is American

    • @vanessadotson8067
      @vanessadotson8067 Před 4 lety +36

      THANK YOU SIR a lot of ppls say stupid stuff BC racism doesn't affect them, but thx an HAPPY 2020

    • @Endubis
      @Endubis Před 4 lety +10

      @Terracotta Kim You are really a goddess😍💖

    • @anti-fascistapachehelicopt8236
      @anti-fascistapachehelicopt8236 Před 4 lety +48

      @Nora zeneli What's wrong with Sweden? I'm a Swede myself, have lived in the country for all my life, and believe it to only be getting better.

    • @hallildiallo6781
      @hallildiallo6781 Před 4 lety +7

      Because u are human being....Disgusting country

  • @zinckelx3048
    @zinckelx3048 Před 4 lety +654

    Who's here after George Floyd's death? This country needs big time reforms, high time it's put in place. #BlackLivesMatter

    • @glorialewis8227
      @glorialewis8227 Před 4 lety +14

      God Bless, the family and friends of George Floyd. Black Lives Matter!

    • @juleslund1515
      @juleslund1515 Před 4 lety +3

      This literally only has ONE fuhgen reply?!

    • @juleslund1515
      @juleslund1515 Před 4 lety +1

      But two now I meant

    • @blackberry4life482
      @blackberry4life482 Před 4 lety +8

      @@juleslund1515
      Most people are at a loss for words during these times if it's not a series of expletives.

    • @Evenflovv
      @Evenflovv Před 4 lety +9

      Agree. Start with gun control.

  • @RoseyRose20
    @RoseyRose20 Před 4 lety +147

    "But last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote"
    Ha, that was a good one!

  • @Werevampiwolf
    @Werevampiwolf Před 5 lety +1419

    I'm proud of my US history teacher in high school. He was telling us that the civil war was over slavery. One white guy raised his hand and said "Excuse me, it was actually about states' rights." And my teacher looked at him and said "No, you're right. It was about states' rights. Specifically, it was about states' rights to say it was okay to OWN HUMAN BEINGS. That's it. All the other "states' rights" crap came after."

    • @noahsalas6854
      @noahsalas6854 Před 5 lety +90

      Mark Keller sounds about white

    • @cellophanity
      @cellophanity Před 5 lety +38

      No, that's wrong, all the federal government taxation and tariffs on southern agriculture came before. The emancipation proclamation didn't come until 2 years into the war and it only freed slaves in states that had left the Union, the other 3 states that had not joined the confederacy got to keep their slaves till the war was over. Using Slavery as a hot button propaganda issue was a strategy for gaining support for a war that was not going well for the North. The only way the war started because of slavery is, in a way, that the Southern Aristocracy were making so much money off of the free labor that they were living a lifestyle that made the North jealous and they wanted some of that money. So, they tried to get that money in many ways, which is why the South starting screaming about States Rights, if the South had started selling them raw goods for half the price instead of turning around and exporting it to Europe and then getting hit with federal export tariffs, there would never have been a Civil War and Slavery would have been kept in this country for another 100 years, because the war was really about money. Abolitionists were few and far between, only 10% of people in the Union considered themselves Abolitionists when the war started and 65% of people claimed to be Abolitionists after the war was over. So, that anti-slavery propaganda campaign that started 2 years after the war began worked SO WELL, people who don't study history a lot like I do STILL think the Civil War was fought to free the slaves today. When the blunt fact is that 90% of people in the North didn't give a shit about slaves when the war began. It was ACTUALLY about the Federal Government proving its dominance and power over the state, which is taken for granted today, but when the country was founded each colony was told it had the right to govern itself with no higher power having the power to make laws in each state, that's why each state has its own legislature and governor. The only reason the Federal laws superceed the State laws today almost automatically is because of the Civil War. So, it was about STATES RIGHTS, because states did not ONLY lose the right to OWN HUMAN BEINGS, they also lost all rights to make any LAWS at all EVAH, that could not be completely reversed or changed by a Federal Court. It gave the Federal Government the ultimate usurping power over anything a State and all of its citizens wanted to do. For example, the Utah Territory wanted to become a State but was denied by the federal government because Washington didn't like polygamy.. it wasn't allowed to become a state until the Mormons decided NOT to be polygamists anymore. This kind of Federal Authority over States did not exist BEFORE the civil war and has existed ever since. States can still make their own laws, but whenever the Federal government wants to they can PASS federal laws that TRUMP state laws. Right now Trump is trying to do that in CA about air pollutant restrictions and he has the power to force them to change BECAUSE of the Civil War. Federal Authority over States grew by leaps and bounds following the Civil War enabling them to do things they would never have been able to do with each state thinking they had the right to make their own laws and govern themselves. Prohibition, the Federal Draft, desegregation and hundreds of other federal programs would not have been possible BEFORE the civil war, because each state would have had to pass laws to enable each program and you know there would have been 6-12 that would not have gone along with the idea. So, the civil war changed that way this country works fundamentally with federal authority usurping all other authority, which it DID NOT have that kind of authority BEFORE the civil war. So, saying the Civil War is about Slavery is right in the sense that, that is ONE OF THOUSANDS of issues the federal government can override the powers of the state and tell a state what to do and how to live in ways they never could b4 the war.

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller Před 5 lety +60

      Yep ...that sounds about alt-right.

    • @cellophanity
      @cellophanity Před 5 lety +13

      I'm a liberal , just not an ignorant one.

    • @vincentlance
      @vincentlance Před 5 lety +1

      The Supremacy Clause was in the Constitution VI Clause 2. The government under the Articles of Confederation was states first and foremost in everything but diplomacy and war. The Federal government under the Constitution was written as much stronger thanks to the weakness of the Articles government. If you want to make an argument for why the Federal Government is as powerful as it is today FDR's administration is far more responsible.

  • @andreaskarlsson5251
    @andreaskarlsson5251 Před 4 lety +590

    "selling water without a permit"
    I want to believe she was laughed at at the station. xD

    • @joey.thanes
      @joey.thanes Před 4 lety +23

      "Selling water without a permit" She's a fucking 8 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @skidz8426
      @skidz8426 Před 4 lety +19

      @@joey.thanes actually they just passed a law in IL that said you don't need a permit to sell Lemonaid if you're under the age of 18. before last month you needed one.

    • @sbergica8190
      @sbergica8190 Před 4 lety +2

      Water is not.lemonade

    • @PortDixieandTheJourneyDogs
      @PortDixieandTheJourneyDogs Před 4 lety +3

      Andreas karlsson
      HELL!!!!U MEAN TO TELL ME U GOTTA HAVE A GD PERMIT TO FREAKIN SELL WATER!!!!???? SERIOUSLY!! OMG!!!!! HOW ANAL AND STUPID AND NO LIFE U MUST HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE ON A CHILD FOR SELLING WATER!!!!!!! I THINK THE COPS SHOULD HAVE SHOWN UP AND ARRESTED HER WHT COWARD HIDING ASS FOR BEING THE STUPIDEST WHT WOMAN ON THE FUCKING PLANET!!!!!
      GOD HELP!!!!! I LIVE IN AN ENTIRE MASSIVE COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE JUST LIKE HER AND WHEN UR SURROUNDED AND OVERRUN WITH THEM IS SUFFOCATING!!! AND OVERWHELMING!!!!
      CERTAIN LEVELS OF JUST PLAIN IGNORANT STUPID SHOULD JUST BE AGAINST THE LAW!!!
      TOO BAD COVID COULDN'T JUST WIPE OUT THE STUPID PEOPLE LIKE HER AND LEAVE ALL THE KIND AND INTELLIGENT ONES!!! BROTHER!!!!!!

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied Před 4 lety

      That deadbeat foster father from Terminator 2:
      "Oh, I didn't know it was an emergency I'll get right on it.."

  • @janetrenteria6944
    @janetrenteria6944 Před 4 lety +168

    Using the cops as a weapon against children ....really.....I've scene that interview of permit patty crying, what did she think was gonna happen to her.
    She was bullying a child.

  • @sandteedal5319
    @sandteedal5319 Před 4 lety +609

    He's making jokes, but he's really hurt.

    • @sarickacampbell2642
      @sarickacampbell2642 Před 4 lety +34

      humor as a source of sorrow

    • @yellowdandelions7760
      @yellowdandelions7760 Před 4 lety +25

      Comedy is sometimes made out of sadness.

    • @SageVaughn
      @SageVaughn Před 4 lety +16

      Look at his history..you'd be hurt too

    • @jacksonphillips7651
      @jacksonphillips7651 Před 4 lety +8

      This video aged so well

    • @ACKZink
      @ACKZink Před 4 lety +3

      Why laugh now, cry later when you can address it straight? Sorry, its 2020 and the jokes didnt quite work.✌

  • @jadabellemy4641
    @jadabellemy4641 Před 5 lety +1665

    "threatening white people with gluten. EAT THIS BISCUIT KAREN"
    karen: "Not until I speak to your manager"

  • @enx2083
    @enx2083 Před 5 lety +1015

    _The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote_ golden! Lmao

    • @TheEmadia
      @TheEmadia Před 5 lety +1

      another bot with the same line. it's so obvious

    • @albertkayang9070
      @albertkayang9070 Před 5 lety +1

      hahaha...

    • @deonna9858
      @deonna9858 Před 4 lety +2

      The last time they had a dream segregation became illegal

    • @BonezLo
      @BonezLo Před 4 lety

      BARS!

  • @jamiemowlah4445
    @jamiemowlah4445 Před 4 lety +125

    That guy who calls out Kanye West needs a medal!

  • @brazibulan3912
    @brazibulan3912 Před 4 lety +208

    “The last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote.” - Trevor Noah
    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 S A V A G E🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ealiderberinsi9232
      @ealiderberinsi9232 Před 3 lety +1

      Trevor Noah should be the next president. Imagine the memes.

    • @failuretv814
      @failuretv814 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ealiderberinsi9232 Sadly he cant run for president because he was born on South Africa. No I am not rascist it is on wikipedia and he had metioned it multiple times on the show.

  • @clemi2601
    @clemi2601 Před 5 lety +390

    They were complaining that they were playing golf too slow?! Golf is one of the slower game to play after fishing ! What the hell?!

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 Před 4 lety +2

      Slower Even than hand egg.

    • @jakeon-s8904
      @jakeon-s8904 Před 4 lety +2

      some people play faster... have you never had to call a manager about a person in front of you playing too slow? I have. These guys were probably a little dull so they called the cops instead.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 4 lety

      Now I have this urge to invent a new pastime, one that combines fishing and golf: Fishing for lost golf balls in the lake on the golf course. We are still trying to get the balls to bite the hook...

    • @pastellla-ri8471
      @pastellla-ri8471 Před 4 lety +3

      jakeo n-s umm...no? Why would you do that? Everybody plays golf in their own way. Didn’t you know that?

    • @MeloCat
      @MeloCat Před 4 lety

      Céline BIED I feel bad for the senile folks who wants to play golf in the future..... potential police call!!

  • @danariaphillips9190
    @danariaphillips9190 Před 5 lety +680

    “EAT THIS BISCUIT KAREN!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandbachmerrygold8558
    @sandbachmerrygold8558 Před 4 lety +135

    God bless the person who bought the little girl the tickets.

  • @pandahtoemateo3321
    @pandahtoemateo3321 Před 4 lety +165

    Me: doing nothing and just staring at the wall.
    Neighbor: calls the police
    Police: you are under arrest for being lazy.

    • @derysu8053
      @derysu8053 Před 4 lety +5

      No they wont come for u i ll blow them away
      U re my sis

    • @josselynaz6614
      @josselynaz6614 Před 3 lety

      @john brooks You're albino, wow I never meet someone that has albino before!

    • @josselynaz6614
      @josselynaz6614 Před 3 lety

      @john brooks No why I haunt you down? I just never talk to someone who has albino before

    • @josselynaz6614
      @josselynaz6614 Před 3 lety

      @john brooks Hi!

  • @sabrinasnigdha8371
    @sabrinasnigdha8371 Před 5 lety +370

    "The last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote" I"M DEAD!!!! PREACH Trevor!

    • @kamvaallan2653
      @kamvaallan2653 Před 4 lety +3

      That was the best line for me

    • @TheBestDamnThingIAm
      @TheBestDamnThingIAm Před 4 lety

      Since he was pretending ti say it on behalf of that woman, it just sounds wrong, since women got their right to vote after black men did.

  • @DimaRakesah
    @DimaRakesah Před 5 lety +568

    "White privilege ninja" LMFAO

    • @lldavidll
      @lldavidll Před 4 lety

      racist comments everywhere

    • @jakeon-s8904
      @jakeon-s8904 Před 4 lety +1

      Even though I disagree with her, I love this line lol.

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 Před 4 lety

      CrazyStacey1970 it’s both

  • @litadavis4331
    @litadavis4331 Před 4 lety +44

    “Mickey protects his corner!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 Před 3 lety +1

      He will tag team her with Minnie!😂😂

  • @blankb01-_-3
    @blankb01-_-3 Před 4 lety +317

    Now in 2020 George Flyod has just been killed. Seems like U.S.A Is still the same after all these years. R.I.P George Floyd.

    • @akosuaboat2799
      @akosuaboat2799 Před 4 lety +2

      Yhppp totally agree..that's the same thing i said

    • @melissagertse8380
      @melissagertse8380 Před 4 lety

      😪😓

    • @danielruzzo8038
      @danielruzzo8038 Před 4 lety

      Lol hes not dead ...Watch this video and pay close attention. Form your own opinion.
      m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=144633753820948&id=101506628133661

    • @alessandrod.6048
      @alessandrod.6048 Před 3 lety +13

      @@danielruzzo8038 oh shut the fuck up with your bullshit

    • @FirstLast-di5sr
      @FirstLast-di5sr Před 3 lety +1

      Still..? This video is only two years old.
      This is a generational issue, there's no easy fixes here, only the will to do better than previous generations.
      The Jim Crow era ended in 1965
      The last Civil War Combat Veteran died in 1953
      This is the turning point like the 50-60s were.

  • @Golden_Kelsi
    @Golden_Kelsi Před 4 lety +706

    I fell in love with The Daily Show. Addicted to watch it every day!

    • @user-bc1or1cj1c
      @user-bc1or1cj1c Před 4 lety +1

      Jingwu Yuan same

    • @nyx6937
      @nyx6937 Před 4 lety +1

      Same, just missing it during the summer break : )

    • @mumtazadan5673
      @mumtazadan5673 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too😍

    • @KivaTV
      @KivaTV Před 4 lety +3

      Because of Trevor!

    • @gavrock3775
      @gavrock3775 Před 4 lety

      he is a talking head, simply put he talks about and makes jokes about things that doesn't exists, he is the quote uncle tom. he is shit in the shit talk.

  • @Xuurls
    @Xuurls Před 4 lety +582

    "white privileged ninja"
    omg lol

  • @ItsJustSherirea
    @ItsJustSherirea Před 4 lety +30

    “Imma need to talk to HR about that” 😹

  • @altitudeiseverything3163
    @altitudeiseverything3163 Před 4 lety +39

    OMG... as a white woman who doesn’t eat gluten, that is f-ing hilarious! 😂🤣😂👍

  • @reo9475
    @reo9475 Před 5 lety +1835

    Coffee from Ethiopia and they are arresting black people?
    😢😢😢😢

    • @DocRealTalk
      @DocRealTalk Před 5 lety +141

      As with most things taken out of Africa, it's not really for the Africans lol

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 Před 5 lety +36

      @@DocRealTalk Right

    • @reo9475
      @reo9475 Před 5 lety +64

      Crimson Dynamo
      Starbucks gets their coffee beans from Ethiopia City call Sidamo and Colombia, how ironic that they are arresting and calling the police on black customers

    • @rochester212
      @rochester212 Před 5 lety +1

      Good point.

    • @josephprouse8146
      @josephprouse8146 Před 5 lety +6

      They isn’t all of us white people

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 Před 5 lety +3076

    _"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."_ --- Lyndon B. Johnson

    • @ifyousayso9392
      @ifyousayso9392 Před 5 lety +186

      Underused quote and how very appropriate.

    • @beingplainjane584
      @beingplainjane584 Před 5 lety +16

      Kim Jong Fun duh

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 Před 5 lety +28

      @@toadjiang7626 Good, I hope it kills them.

    • @ketfoen
      @ketfoen Před 5 lety +31

      Kim Jong Genius using this quote, forgot all about it.

    • @jojogeneral2928
      @jojogeneral2928 Před 5 lety +51

      Johnson surely knew how to exploit the darkest base of human psychology and insecurity.

  • @MrRa3500
    @MrRa3500 Před 4 lety +72

    “The last they had a dream, we had to let them vote” 😂 funny, but sadly too true

  • @rhymeswithorange5137
    @rhymeswithorange5137 Před 4 lety +76

    They know it's wrong that's why they hide.

  • @gpgp6070
    @gpgp6070 Před 5 lety +1579

    Land of immigrants discriminate immigrants. Wooow!!

    • @TheEmadia
      @TheEmadia Před 5 lety +107

      please remember that the black Americans were not immigrants. they were shipped by force, against their will.

    • @eles2567
      @eles2567 Před 5 lety +15

      Yes, and still they don't get it

    • @x.Rhymiie.x
      @x.Rhymiie.x Před 5 lety +16

      TheEmadia I think he was targeting the “other” in this post

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 Před 5 lety +6

      Has always been that way and the founding fathers were invaders

    • @vladnickul
      @vladnickul Před 5 lety +2

      @@TheEmadia still immigrants :)

  • @user-pk8rg1zl1c
    @user-pk8rg1zl1c Před 4 lety +225

    "the last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote" it's almost 2020 and still one of the best lines

  • @dashiellbogart4245
    @dashiellbogart4245 Před 4 lety +45

    trevor noah is one of my favorite people on earth

  • @nielsjosefsen431
    @nielsjosefsen431 Před 4 lety +22

    When he mentioned bike cops. My mind goes. Imagine getting through the police training only to be told, "You will be a bike cop"

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před 4 lety +1

      Well, depends. If you got into policing because you want to be an efficiant police officer, it'd be great - you can drive up straight to somebody selling drugs or breaking into a shop, because those creeps, too, usually think that if it's not in a car, it's not a cop. And you don't get stuck in traffic, and you are more approachable to anybody who wants to report something.
      If your idea was that you'll have cool car chases and basically get paid for play-acting Lethal Weapon, then yes, it'd probably be a let-down.

  • @jethro102677
    @jethro102677 Před 5 lety +175

    Trevor and Comedy Central are the ONLY thing I miss about cable. Thank goodness I can still enjoy his genius on CZcams. Smartest man on TV hands down!

  • @AmbassadorAusar
    @AmbassadorAusar Před 5 lety +558

    You are living your purpose brother Trevor and it's to expose the ridiculousness of racism through truth and comedy. You mastered the art bro. Salute King.

    • @slamrock17
      @slamrock17 Před 5 lety +1

      Smollette would be proud. These men weren't asked to leave because of thier race. Ive been kicked out of a starbucks and so have my friends as well.

    • @ogoriginalgrandma760
      @ogoriginalgrandma760 Před 5 lety

      While being racist towards white people

    • @haniya-
      @haniya- Před 5 lety +7

      peter larsen there’s a difference between getting asked to leave and getting the police called on you

    • @slamrock17
      @slamrock17 Před 5 lety

      @@haniya- These men weren't just sitting there and the police came busting in. They were asked to leave first and after not leaving starbucks called the police. If you are suggesting starbucks should treat someone differently because of their race (black) and not call police i would say you are the racist. Police were threatened to be called when i was kicked out. And i knew they werent bluffing because police have removed my white friend from the very same starbucks. If you are someone from a troll farm realize everything you are doing is on the internet and will link you to this forever.

    • @jemz1zn631
      @jemz1zn631 Před 5 lety +5

      @@ogoriginalgrandma760 his not being racist to white ppl...he is just calling out white ppl on their bullshit....white ppl may perceive what they do is normal because of their communities,but to those looking in, some the shit they do is freaken ridiculous...to all u conservative white ppl as I think it was Katt Williams who said this..yall need to get some black friend so that they can tell u when u r messing up. Oh just remember that laughing at yourself now again is good for the mind as well as how u see yourself going forward

  • @xylart4373
    @xylart4373 Před 4 lety +36

    Watching this after George Floyd is pretty sad....

  • @snaojao8136
    @snaojao8136 Před 4 lety +17

    I used to go to Starbucks nearly everyday. After this happened I decided to buy a thermos and carry homemade coffee to work. And it's so much cheaper!

  • @justbecause6472
    @justbecause6472 Před 5 lety +479

    “The last time they were dreaming we had to let them vote”😂😂

    • @natvasch6399
      @natvasch6399 Před 5 lety +21

      Such an underappreciated line!!!

    • @countdowntomidnight692
      @countdowntomidnight692 Před 5 lety

      Actually blacks voted even during slavery. You had to own land which was majority owned by white men, not very many blacks met the requirements to vote, and neither did women. But laws were passed changing the requirements to Americans could vote. It was basically a small group of people who had the rights to vote. Actually at the height of slavery 94% of Americans didn't own slaves. Only 6% of the US actually had slaves when slavery was at it's worse. Black people who could vote also owned slaves of their own race. And one of our histories worst slave owners was actually a black man. The more ya know.

    • @Satsujinki1973
      @Satsujinki1973 Před 5 lety +2

      Are you talking about New Jersey?
      www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-black-people-and-women-lost-vote-new-jersey-180967186/
      Also William Ellison was not by any measure one of the worst slave owners. he was the worst black slave owner as he also supported the Confederacy, But he was nowhere near as bad as white slave owners.
      www.snopes.com/fact-check/facts-about-slavery/

    • @countdowntomidnight692
      @countdowntomidnight692 Před 5 lety

      @@Satsujinki1973 Your right about Ellison, but I'm referring to the entire US Constitution. The USC was written so landowners could vote and no one else. There were even white men who couldn't vote in every state. Any Smithsonian articles are pretty much toilet paper after they were exposed by former employees for burying historical documents. And as far as the slave owners, you're going to have to go through Freedom of Information Act and request those documents in paper. I will find the exact request I made and I will get the information on here so you can request it yourself. You will have to do some actual research instead of relying on Google, but when I get the documents at least I can narrow your search.

    • @Satsujinki1973
      @Satsujinki1973 Před 5 lety +1

      Nah, it's all good. I'll accept your word for it.

  • @Cibbic
    @Cibbic Před 5 lety +344

    You're in custody and now you have to help them pedal😂😂😂 2:10

  • @PorchaMoney17
    @PorchaMoney17 Před 4 lety +185

    The slavery questions was out of line. And they wonder why we have so much hostility about it.

    • @_buany8701
      @_buany8701 Před 4 lety +21

      Binky D'Eath Hi! I know your question wasn’t directed towards me, but in my experience Americans do learn about worldwide slavery. I’m in my freshmen year taking Ap world history where, obviously, you learn the history of the entire world. This includes the early civilizations’ way of early forced labor, slavery. Now, high school students get four years to take this Ap class early. If they don’t, I’m sure many colleges have this as a required class. What I have learned from that class is that the civilizations or empires always had some type of hierarchy, and those at the bottom were some form of peasants and right under, slaves. But even though slavery happened everywhere, no matter where it was, it was wrong. I don’t think that the fact that there was white slaves should in any way make up for the more recent African slave era, nor am I saying that is what you are trying to say. But just because white people were slaves aswell, doesn’t mean that there isn’t racial tension and discrimination against black people by white people today. During the time, the trans-Atlantic slave trade where African American slaves were being bought and sold was THE way of obtaining slaves and it was ONE of the last ways slaves were traded until it was abolished. It wasn’t white people being widely enslaved at the time , it was black people. And many white people disagreed with this abolishment because it was simply how they made money. And now that they WERE free, no one wanted them. They were pushed into poverty housing and still weren’t treated as equals. They didn’t have nearly as many rights as the white man, and were unfairly discriminated against and hated. They were separated because of their race. It was disgusting. It was hard for them to earn money to survive and as you can imagine, they had to turn to other ways. This creates this stereotype that sticks with us to this day. 2020. African Americans to this day are still treated unfairly by white people. Whether white people where enslaved too in some point in history doesn’t matter when speaking about African American discriminators today. Today in America, they have privilege that African Americans do not. My response isn’t to test your knowledge, nor am I directly putting you down. But we don’t accuse every white person online of being racist. If it doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply to you. I just find it kind of crazy how many times people have told me that white people were enslaved too and/or they were enslaved first. It doesn’t justify the racism that was received back then, nor the racism that is received today. Also, I believe the questions about slavery on that math homework was wrong. Point blank. Ok thanks.

    • @Su0ived
      @Su0ived Před 4 lety

      all good guys, but slave history in the US is not more recent than slave history in Europe, people in concentration camps in Eastern Europe (in both nazi and soviet) are from the 19th century. That was literally free labor. Not trying to undermine anyone’s history, just merely correcting a fact.

    • @graysonburkhart
      @graysonburkhart Před 4 lety

      From My Roots; it's a sad reality! We've seen over and over again at Vote!

    • @PorchaMoney17
      @PorchaMoney17 Před 4 lety +1

      @Binky D'Eath when I was in school they did teach about slavery in other countries it's just that the slavery they teach about the US isn't the full story. they only teach parts and then once we become older is when we learn about the more horrific things that truly went on that is kind of swept under the rug and not talked about as if it didn't exist.and I don't know if you've ever read the Willie Lynch letter but that's another really big thing that has told the black community because it is something that has created the type of environment that blacks have with one another. Also a good person to look at as far as understanding is Jane Elliott.

    • @PorchaMoney17
      @PorchaMoney17 Před 4 lety

      @Binky D'Eath when he says that whites being slaves doesn't excuse recent black slavery it's more so because of the simple fact that whites have privilege now and slaverybehavior that was put towards them is no longer and action whereas even after blacks were freed from slavery there was still slave-like actions towards us even after the civil Rights movement there were still slave-like actions towards us and even in today's society it may not be at the extreme that it was when we were slaves or even at the civil Rights movement but there are a lot of underlying issues that are kind of just swept under the rug and made to us to seem as if we're not going through it and it's just in our heads. it's a many blacks minds seeming as if people who say okay well whites were enslaved are trying to justify the horrific way that blacks were enslaved and continue to be persecuted. in our minds it would be the equivalent of saying OK the Holocaust happen but blacks were enslaved to.in many African Americans minds it's kind of demeaning the tragedy that we went through for example the Willie Lynch letter is kind of something I read when I got older and it blew my mind. it's an issue where we have to go to museums to truly learn about the complete history of slavery because a lot of things aren't said and we know that not all white people are racist and that not all white people would condone it but to sit back and kind of discredited is a slap in the face. I hope what I said didn't offend you but help you understand a little bit more

  • @normahamilton2985
    @normahamilton2985 Před 4 lety +50

    Teaching history via comedy is brilliant.

  • @krazydreamer
    @krazydreamer Před 5 lety +348

    "White privileged ninja!" Lmao!

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 Před 5 lety +2

      I read that at the exact moment she said it omg😂😂😂

    • @ILoveBonbons1
      @ILoveBonbons1 Před 5 lety

      I was drinking water when she said that and I had to pause the video so I could take a second to stop laughing and swallow

  • @anthonycoleman6213
    @anthonycoleman6213 Před 5 lety +234

    There needs to be public shaming of these people who do these things. Why did they blur out the woman who called the police on the Black woman who was sleeping? They need to release the 911 tapes where I am sure the operator asks the person who is calling for their name. Nothing legally can happen to them for calling the police on someone SLEEPING!!!! However, public shaming or social media justice will be the right retribution. If you are going to be racist, you need to be outed.

    • @phoenix-king779
      @phoenix-king779 Před 5 lety

      Great words

    • @jethro102677
      @jethro102677 Před 5 lety +2

      Hell yes! And as the one person commented, too many racist assholes look past it, which is why the camera on a cell phone is the best invention of this century. Catch those pricks in the act and shame their asses.

  • @yesreally3518
    @yesreally3518 Před 4 lety +17

    I don't understand how someone can be so spot on all the time.

  • @xdmaster7888
    @xdmaster7888 Před 3 lety +7

    Trevor noah is the only person I use for news

  • @ESPDaniella
    @ESPDaniella Před 5 lety +54

    5:03 "From time to time, Starbucks customers will need to evacuate their bowels."
    I FVCKING CHOKED. 💀💀💀

  • @deadeyedmillennialmedia
    @deadeyedmillennialmedia Před 5 lety +61

    That dream punchline is the funniest joke this year. I hope your writers room got a pizza party for that one.

  • @user-mk000
    @user-mk000 Před 4 lety +9

    "I need to talk to HR about that"🤣

  • @prime8krish
    @prime8krish Před 4 lety +9

    I cried when the little girl was threatened for selling water bottles for going to Disney land. Oh God, please fill the hearts of the people with love.
    "Sarve jana sukhino bhavantu"

  • @katakurithecalamity9840
    @katakurithecalamity9840 Před 5 lety +437

    I KNOW SHE IS SLEEPING BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE COULD DREAMING OF
    THE NEXT BLACK PRESIDENT

    • @jazzstorm1
      @jazzstorm1 Před 5 lety +3

      mohammad albaghdadi right on power to the people!! Old white lady

    • @denyze7461
      @denyze7461 Před 4 lety

      mohammad albaghdadi Hello brother. Stop with the caps locks.
      It’s just bad manners.

    • @Levixne
      @Levixne Před 4 lety

      We will prob never get another black president in our lifetime.

    • @jaydeep.adhikary
      @jaydeep.adhikary Před 4 lety

      @@Levixne we won't have white presidents either. Only orange-faced buffoons .

  • @yellow_flash813
    @yellow_flash813 Před 4 lety +59

    "Getting arrested by a bike cop"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 the shame

  • @guilhermepassos2937
    @guilhermepassos2937 Před 4 lety +6

    "The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote, come over here quick." Bro you dropped this 👑

  • @tristanmoller9498
    @tristanmoller9498 Před 3 lety +19

    BIG CHANGE: Start paying settlements out of cops' pension funds. One cop commits a crime such as police brutality, or murder, you all pay. If you can collude together, you can all pay together. All cops have a partner. Make THAT partner accountable. Each one is charged with the task of keeping the other in check. Taxpayers should NEVER have to pay the debt for a racist, trigger-happy, psychopathic cop....We ALWAYS foot the bill, but have ZERO say on discipline and prosecution as pertains to police misconduct and brutality. That is WRONG!
    Also, link body cams directly to the State Attorney General and state head FBI offices....and make it a felony for any cop who disables, tampers with or turns off his body cam. If you shoot someone, and turned off your body cam, you automatically get fired, charged and lose your pension.
    Further, impose a points system, as with driver's licenses. After a certain amount of corroborated complaints of brutality or excessive force against you, you are automatically fired and prohibited from working law enforcement or security....ANYWHERE. Start firing sargeants, lieutenants and chiefs who cover up cops' crimes, as well...STOP allowing corrupt and bloodthirsty cops to "resign" and just move on to another police precinct, like the Catholic church does with touchy-feeley priests...that solves nothing.
    Also, impose stiffer sentences for cops convicted of corruption, murder, etc. They are SWORN to PROTECT. They MUST be held to a higher standard. Boxers are sentenced more harshly than other citizens for assault, due to their fighting prowess. Apply the same logic to cops....
    These are all not mine but they are great ideas.
    Liability insurance, which price goes up if misconduct happens, similar to the ones doctors and lawyers have, can be used instead of the pension fund. The point is that the city doesn’t pay the misconduct fines because that’s taxpayers money and apparently we have no part in the decision how to prevent misconduct

    • @danielruzzo8038
      @danielruzzo8038 Před 3 lety

      Kinda like politicians who stage false flag events? Like weaponized viruses or this one below? And are not held accountable? Watch this video and pay close attention. Form your own opinion.
      m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=144633753820948&id=101506628133661

    • @danielruzzo8038
      @danielruzzo8038 Před 3 lety

      @goodolgirlz who will you call when you hear someone breaking in your house. That has to be the stupidest concept I've ever heard. And all because on one bad cop. Digest this in the meantime...Watch this video and pay close attention. Form your own opinion.
      m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=144633753820948&id=101506628133661

    • @tristanmoller9498
      @tristanmoller9498 Před 3 lety

      @@danielruzzo8038 Dude, I'm not going to watch your video because I don't have time. Just want to let you know that Facebook is one of the most well known platforms that contains plenty of fake news and polarization. If you provided a different source, maybe I'd give it a try.
      goodolgirlz asked to defund the police, not abolish it. A cop would still show up if someone broke into your home and you called the cops.

    • @danielruzzo8038
      @danielruzzo8038 Před 3 lety

      @@tristanmoller9498 hmm why are they walking off the job in masses then? Cant keep disrespecting those who protect at their own risk and expect then to just keep getting shit on and come save you who would want that shit. And There is no more fake news anywhere than the mainstream media. Im sorry you feel that way. But i can respect that. I wont call you names like these liberals do. The truth is going to be revealed and it will be unavoidable to everybody who has their eyes closed now. Thx for the reply

    • @danielruzzo8038
      @danielruzzo8038 Před 3 lety

      @@tristanmoller9498 dude i cant let this go .. What is so hard to understand....defund means to take resources used to function. And in their words not mine " replace them with a form of social worker". I have a close friend that is a cop here in st louis. And i assure you its not a casual statement to them. Do you think they put their lives on the line for fun??? Its already one of the most underpaid jobs i know of. I make more working construction than he does. You young generation take them and this country for granted with your liberal ideaology. God help us all from generation x because they are clueless and brainwashed. They think socialism is cool. Its insanity to the rest of us. As we watch them burn our citys and deface our monuments all on a false bullshit narrative.

  • @TheFisayo
    @TheFisayo Před 5 lety +332

    This video needs to be seen by more people

  • @mutetimunyambu
    @mutetimunyambu Před 5 lety +33

    "I know she's sleeping but who knows what she could be dreaming of; The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote" ... how do you think of such a joke. Golden! 😂😂😂

    • @zaysimone152
      @zaysimone152 Před 4 lety

      Lmbo I got to that part right as I got to your comment. Which made it even funnier 😁😂

  • @kahukura5154
    @kahukura5154 Před 3 lety +8

    The scary thing is that these are only the ones that are being recorded, there are so many more, that nobody hears about.

  • @edgarsantos4030
    @edgarsantos4030 Před 4 lety +25

    'America clearly has a problem with policing and black people'
    well, One black man has just died because of the said policing soo...

    • @FirstLast-di5sr
      @FirstLast-di5sr Před 3 lety +4

      More than one..

    • @cneuhauser1
      @cneuhauser1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@FirstLast-di5sr then lets look at the statistics, how many "WHITE" people were killed by police today...?

    • @carlissiawilkins4432
      @carlissiawilkins4432 Před 3 lety +5

      @@cneuhauser1 let's check the statistics. More white people are in America but black people are the minority in the country but have a higher chance of getting killed by the police. Please check the facts before you affirm your white privilege.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před 3 lety +2

      @@cneuhauser1 When a cop walks into a room, do you fear for your life? Because one of my former coworkers, a burly black dude, visibly deflated whenever he saw an officer.
      This dude was the sweetest guy you'd ever meet. And he had to be *afraid* of those sworn to _"serve and protect"._
      I have _never_ felt that fear. Seeing my *friend* react like that put a lot of things into perspective for me.

    • @dfgntzfjgyhmghbndfnghcmsfr1089
      @dfgntzfjgyhmghbndfnghcmsfr1089 Před 3 lety

      Dane Miller You’re friend has no reason to be afraid. Quit fearmongering. That’s what’s responsible for all of the mayhem that’s going on right now.

  • @1Drewpro
    @1Drewpro Před 5 lety +272

    there needs to be reprucutions for calling the cops for no reason like that

    • @nayotorres111
      @nayotorres111 Před 5 lety +15

      It seems a lot of Cops think being black is reason enough.

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Před 5 lety +5

      P W must be white

    • @thedentinrmschin6584
      @thedentinrmschin6584 Před 5 lety

      @@pw5975 *What did you mean by this?*

    • @elisabethurban3438
      @elisabethurban3438 Před 5 lety +3

      @@thedentinrmschin6584 One day you might want to call the police because you have a reason to be scared-someone following you all the way home from school/work, someone checking out your house in a suspicious way, or just occasions in general where you have a reason to feel threathened-if you call the cops and it turns out to be nothing, because you overreacted and it was all a coincidence, would you have to pay a fee? That's not something you should worry about, because hesitating in situations like these might be dangerous.
      Of course it's stupid when emergency calls have a racist background and are simply misused-but I think the harm that might come with the other scenarios is bigger.
      I hope you understand what I'm trying to say, because I'm not from America and english isn't my first language ^^

    • @elisabethurban3438
      @elisabethurban3438 Před 5 lety

      @@pw5975 Wow you explained it much better than I did

  • @rayrayisfruity
    @rayrayisfruity Před 5 lety +44

    when he said “we are out of grape drink” I lost it 😂

  • @rebeccahopkins9522
    @rebeccahopkins9522 Před 4 lety +12

    “Get into this biscuit Karen”
    💀

  • @cyruskalali8222
    @cyruskalali8222 Před 3 lety +6

    I have been going to starbucks for the last 30 yrs.
    Me and my family are spending over 500$ a month in this store.
    I will not go to starbucks any more.
    Finished.

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 Před 3 lety

      I felt the same way about McDonalds when I learned that the company was formed by 2 people and the whole thing was STOLEN by a milkshake salesman.
      But I actually stopped eating there because their prices are too outrageous.

  • @jameelcoles1288
    @jameelcoles1288 Před 4 lety +76

    Trevor Noah keep waking these people up 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯🙌🏾

  • @traceytrace6210
    @traceytrace6210 Před 5 lety +77

    How about firing a racist employee instead of transferring them to another store....that speaks volumes. I won't spend money with Starbucks again...THOSE DAYS ARE OVER !!!

    • @princesstoya5079
      @princesstoya5079 Před 5 lety +1

      They are in jamaica and I know I won't ever be going there ....

    • @lisahoward8676
      @lisahoward8676 Před 5 lety

      Tracey Trace Go to Dutch Bros. It's way better.

    • @luedog8385
      @luedog8385 Před 5 lety

      Yuban homemade 😊

  • @teemaster6297
    @teemaster6297 Před 4 lety +21

    This was in 2018, and we are still talking about this in 2020. Welcome to the United States of DiscrimiNATION

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 Před 3 lety

      Where the only change is time!😤

  • @NicWalker627
    @NicWalker627 Před 4 lety +2

    Noah is a NATIONAL treasure. This show is 10 of 10.

  • @user-xv6mc9do7g
    @user-xv6mc9do7g Před 5 lety +73

    WOW.
    That's the only thing I can say about Trevor...
    This guy is brilliant!

  • @dr.matthewmartinjr.5609
    @dr.matthewmartinjr.5609 Před 5 lety +304

    Since when being a slave ever is a choice?

    • @minhl6259
      @minhl6259 Před 5 lety +40

      Never. Kanye is a dumb ass

    • @mirusama7045
      @mirusama7045 Před 4 lety +21

      Maybe in bdsm play 🤷 But in real life never

    • @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6
      @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6 Před 4 lety +18

      @@anastasiamurawski3825 but there were those who tried, some jumped of the ships, all those who said no were killed. And it´s really next to impossible to up rise when literally everybody is against you, the law, teh people, the military, ever single one. Yeah Kanye is really dumb,

    • @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6
      @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6 Před 4 lety +8

      @@anastasiamurawski3825 No don´t feel apologetic for that, as one can´t really know everybody´s history. On the other hand different circumstances different people the will act differently.
      I really don´t know why someone would think that Kanye is a genius, but on the other hand other think the same thing of trump. Of course is different as Trump is supported by those he praises, but then Kanye insults his own and they say he is a genius. May be they think he did it on purpose to start the conversation? But then did he really start a conversation? But it´s clear that many neo nazi´s and white nationalists will use this to prove their thinking. IN my opinion very stupidly done by him.
      Did Poland fight for independence before that? I mean were they used to fight others who are trying to take their country?

    • @LogicalError007
      @LogicalError007 Před 4 lety +12

      This is what marrying a Kardashian does to a normal person.

  • @xw5419
    @xw5419 Před 4 lety +7

    “The last they had a dream, we had to let them vote".... LMAO!!!

  • @saitothelegend
    @saitothelegend Před 4 lety +14

    “Get into this biscuit Karen” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hebamadi265
    @hebamadi265 Před 4 lety +146

    This is so sad I couldn't laugh at any of the punchlines though they are really funny but it is sickening this amount of racism. I am not African nor black

    • @SisterKnight
      @SisterKnight Před 4 lety +11

      We've trivialized it so much to make it palatable for the masses that it's one big joke. America only will listen to talks about racism unless it's funny and with no real solution. But it's actually deadly and disgusting.

    • @rinakhairudin9665
      @rinakhairudin9665 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SisterKnight So, they address the question, but not even try to find the solution? That's one dusty cookie of a country.

    • @sonali10380
      @sonali10380 Před 4 lety +4

      @@SisterKnight yes true, in India we also have castism, great leader dr Ambedkar fight for untouchability but still people are discriminating lower castes, one way or other, they are habitual to it. Dr. Ambedkar followers don't tolerate any jokes about it in public, because he opposed whole system so fiercely. He was very learned and intelligent man who gave great constitution to India. Condition in India is not improved though.

    • @hebamadi265
      @hebamadi265 Před 4 lety +1

      @Lily Steph

  • @judylmb8254
    @judylmb8254 Před 5 lety +44

    God Bless whomever bought that eight year old tickets.

  • @imanirakizaaimable7142
    @imanirakizaaimable7142 Před 4 lety +18

    this is happening in 2020, so terrible.

  • @ellyonbellot1052
    @ellyonbellot1052 Před 4 lety +5

    "Eat this biscuit Karennnnn" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laurygarcia5922
    @laurygarcia5922 Před 5 lety +60

    “The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote” 💀💀

  • @mamakorbelle9190
    @mamakorbelle9190 Před 4 lety +61

    17:01 Black guy killed me 🤣🤣
    "I don't think Rosanne racists, even tho the comment sounds racist....and it is"
    Like Dude hear yourself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Grubleafeater
      @Grubleafeater Před 4 lety

      @Pepper Winifred Haak It is possible to make a racist comment without actually being racist, simply by being ignorant to the comment itself being racist. Not defending Rosanne. Just pointing out that just because you say something doesn't mean it's racist. Rosanne's comment was reprehensible, and the LEVEL of the racist comment reveals that she HAS to be racist in order to make it, but context does exist.

    • @ariebasie6252
      @ariebasie6252 Před 4 lety +1

      Pleasing massa, at its finesse.

  • @choccomonde
    @choccomonde Před 4 lety +1

    I cannot stop watching Daily show,nor build the tolerance to his humor. It gets me every time, no matter the topic !

  • @vatsalkhajuria3761
    @vatsalkhajuria3761 Před 5 lety +475

    Wow America you've touched a new low!

    • @rico76
      @rico76 Před 5 lety +39

      We've consistently been reaching LOWER since trump. The open and proud racist of 2018 was a closeted racist just 2 years ago. The empowerment these white people feel with trump is dangerous and sad.
      The world must continue to film and call out racist actions every moment, everyday.

    • @britneewashington4106
      @britneewashington4106 Před 5 lety +10

      Nah the Vietnam war was pretty up there too

    • @mfundomoya7780
      @mfundomoya7780 Před 5 lety +12

      Happy Doggo charles manson was nice guy if you get past the murder.
      You dont know him personally even though his a public person and all decisions are on public record.

    • @michelleloose7745
      @michelleloose7745 Před 5 lety +4

      We hit a new low when we decided to celebrate Columbus with a holiday

    • @RealityCheck1993
      @RealityCheck1993 Před 5 lety +9

      The fact people keep treating this shit as "new" is precisely the problem.

  • @kauaichan
    @kauaichan Před 4 lety +41

    "who knows what she could be dreaming--last time they had a dream we had to let them vote!" 🔥🔥🔥🤣👏👏👏

  • @tsholofelomolefe6450
    @tsholofelomolefe6450 Před 4 lety +2

    I am a South African living in China but supporting Trevor coz he is both South African and funny. I should say though US sounds like a very sad place

  • @Walawalacookie
    @Walawalacookie Před 3 lety +2

    The Daily show is amazing, Trevor and the rest of the cast are all so good at taking this horrible stuff in our world and ridiculing it, showing how stupid these problems really are. There's no excuse for things to be like this in our country. You all are amazing, keep it up, I think the changes we are seeing in the majority of our country are because of people like you pointing out how rediculous everything has become.

  • @snagh
    @snagh Před 5 lety +435

    Imagine if theses 2 guys were Arabs , within 20 minutes Trump will tweet about 2 terrorist trying to bomb Starbucks .

    • @echtubee
      @echtubee Před 5 lety +3

      Arrest > Tweet from Lunatic

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds Před 5 lety +4

      If I was a terrorist, I'd poison the food at taco bell. Would take weeks before people notice it. Feeling sick after being there is quite common, no one will notice. xD

    • @maxxjunior3594
      @maxxjunior3594 Před 5 lety

      thanks buddy

    • @christopherwalkinalloverya5824
      @christopherwalkinalloverya5824 Před 5 lety

      snagh
      You're stupid.

  • @xoRenataRosexo
    @xoRenataRosexo Před 5 lety +111

    Trevor Noah is my hero

  • @ninjaphoxingaming5541
    @ninjaphoxingaming5541 Před 4 lety +17

    I sat here watching this in a Starbucks

    • @wipr1932
      @wipr1932 Před 3 lety

      You should have watched it on speaker

  • @alit4591
    @alit4591 Před 4 lety +1

    Trevor I love your boldness and truth, I am honored that you are a presence- thank you sir

  • @jasminejackson3499
    @jasminejackson3499 Před 5 lety +185

    I love that Trevor speaks out about the “hard topics.”

  • @algrina04
    @algrina04 Před 5 lety +83

    The segment about bike policemen is one of the best and most hilarious ever. Period.

  • @carmenzablan4780
    @carmenzablan4780 Před 4 lety +2

    Trevah is always brilliant in his delivery. You not only laugh, you learn a lot.

  • @Mina-vi5le
    @Mina-vi5le Před 4 lety +14

    and look at where we are today...National Guard about to be called in...

  • @kylemccringleberry4378
    @kylemccringleberry4378 Před 5 lety +102

    "The last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote" LMAOOOOO!

    • @nanna1452
      @nanna1452 Před 5 lety

      What do u mean by that

    • @ricksi2828
      @ricksi2828 Před 5 lety

      Of course you’d find that funny

    • @artishackett3248
      @artishackett3248 Před 5 lety

      Dumb ass

    • @KiJoHe
      @KiJoHe Před 5 lety

      You ain't do sh#t. Your just a product of the reproduction system a animal started generations ago in Africa. ..could a been a terd with that comment and your fellow man won't be able to tell the difference.....if that was truly a pure joke written offensively for effect, I apologize for taking it to heart...if not..then..

    • @kylemccringleberry4378
      @kylemccringleberry4378 Před 5 lety +2

      Take a chill pill facken snowflakes