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  • The Daily Show revisits outrageous news stories from around the world, including a pole-dancing controversy in China and professional lightsaber dueling in France.
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  • @coppersense999
    @coppersense999 Před 4 lety +4851

    Okay how many different accents did he do in this show? Immense talent. He is so funny.

  • @fletchdavidson6079
    @fletchdavidson6079 Před 4 lety +2985

    He killed those accents in the Brexit segment.

    • @christieblakemore1001
      @christieblakemore1001 Před 4 lety +63

      He kills the accents period. He is wonderful.

    • @joeycrooks6217
      @joeycrooks6217 Před 4 lety +35

      Especially John Oliver

    • @maxattack3853
      @maxattack3853 Před 3 lety +12

      @Indigo Child and funny enough he is african.

    • @wamz9191
      @wamz9191 Před 3 lety +9

      The Nigerian one too. Spot on!

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 Před 3 lety +13

      I actually wondered in John Oliver saw this segment.

  • @shamar6681
    @shamar6681 Před 4 lety +1845

    The Queen: I won't make it to the meeting today, this gold stick will speak on my behalf.

  • @sandijenkins1557
    @sandijenkins1557 Před 3 lety +581

    I am 77 years old & have been in self imposed lockdown since March. I have copd and on oxygen. I discovered Trevor Noah today. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!! I HAVE LAUGHED MORE TODAY THAN I HAVE IN THE LAST 10 MONTHS. THANK YOU & GOD BLESS.

    • @XnonXte
      @XnonXte Před 2 lety +14

      Bless you too

    • @HAZRE.
      @HAZRE. Před 2 lety +14

      Hope you're well, Miss Sandi. :)

    • @MrUsshuber
      @MrUsshuber Před 2 lety +1

      Ll ko I'll lll)lllllllllllllllllllllllkckclllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 Před 2 lety +9

      Proving, once again, that laughter IS the best medicine 🥳💝

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Před 2 lety +3

      Be well

  • @omeccaday3370
    @omeccaday3370 Před 4 lety +2462

    "In Africa, we can kill that cow" I'm dead

    • @suddendeath8259
      @suddendeath8259 Před 3 lety +36

      Still imagine if we can breed it to have even more gigantic cows lots of meat

    • @DeusEx.Machina
      @DeusEx.Machina Před 3 lety +30

      Sudden Death their farts will give you a sudden death.

    • @suddendeath8259
      @suddendeath8259 Před 3 lety +7

      @@DeusEx.Machina haha probably

    • @davidyoon6576
      @davidyoon6576 Před 3 lety +7

      We not gon talk about the cows name?

    • @phumlanihuncho2148
      @phumlanihuncho2148 Před 3 lety +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 and the Slave Joke killed me again ehhh ha.a white man we not falling for it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @zinhlemalinga5354
    @zinhlemalinga5354 Před 4 lety +572

    "Somewhere out there there's a lion with a new shirt" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trippyyums2532
      @trippyyums2532 Před 3 lety +10

      I snickered so hard at this it hurt!

    • @trippyyums2532
      @trippyyums2532 Před 3 lety +6

      @@bilqisconway yep! 😅

    • @bbop2200
      @bbop2200 Před 3 lety +4

      I laughed so hard on that! 👌

    • @wilfredovasquez6412
      @wilfredovasquez6412 Před 3 lety +1

      @@trippyyums2532

    • @jessicatran9139
      @jessicatran9139 Před 3 lety +2

      now that lion can cover his or his mates back from the sun, so they can go on one of their hunts. the shoes are doing great for them too, not only does it helps protect their feet/paws, they can feel and run faster. could be Nike's shoes out for the hunt, champion's shirt and all those fancy chains for the cubs.

  • @LK-vt2it
    @LK-vt2it Před 4 lety +976

    "Mexico stealing the wall" I diedddddddddddddddd that was hilerious (hilarious* lols)

    • @kimidebark6224
      @kimidebark6224 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh my

    • @jinjekang4300
      @jinjekang4300 Před 3 lety +3

      So is ur spelling lol 😂

    • @NyanCatzzz
      @NyanCatzzz Před 3 lety +3

      Aight imma steal the wall

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah I think one or two more people might have found it hilarious too. Thank you captain obvious, your insight has brightened all of our lives yet again.

    • @LK-vt2it
      @LK-vt2it Před 2 lety +2

      @@joshyoung1440 actually so far at least 743 , chill

  • @gonzolonzo1383
    @gonzolonzo1383 Před 3 lety +170

    "Excuse me sir where did you happen to get this load of razor wire?"
    "No hablo English"

  • @bertoandon9681
    @bertoandon9681 Před 4 lety +1264

    "Enslave me once Shame on you enslave me twice shame on me"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianpollstergaard7143
    @brianpollstergaard7143 Před 5 lety +785

    Can Trevor Noah please just do a one hour daytime show of nothing but French, African and Arabic accents

  • @zbzz5815
    @zbzz5815 Před 3 lety +133

    “Enslaved me once, shame on you. Enslaved me twice, shame on me yah!” Deaddddddddd 🤣

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn Před 4 lety +139

    1:50 Oh man, the accents. Priceless. And the John Oliver immitation was so spot-on, I'm still laughing.

  • @aminalovewaz
    @aminalovewaz Před 5 lety +3010

    "I built a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it" 😂😂😂

    • @lashelecarter9591
      @lashelecarter9591 Před 5 lety +75

      I died and came back.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aminalovewaz
      @aminalovewaz Před 5 lety +27

      @@lashelecarter9591 totally with you 😂😂😂

    • @MrMlbfan6
      @MrMlbfan6 Před 5 lety +18

      😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @candaceskeen7522
      @candaceskeen7522 Před 5 lety +6

      Amiena Inspired lmao!!! Keep it up sweetie!!!

    • @aminalovewaz
      @aminalovewaz Před 5 lety +7

      @@candaceskeen7522 I just love this guy - always has me in stitches 😂

  • @meinsouza
    @meinsouza Před 5 lety +700

    "enslave me once shame on you, enslave me twice shame on me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 Před 5 lety +14

      I laughed, but low-key am excited for that league.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba Před 5 lety +1

      Marcelo Souza 😆

    • @ziia_zoozoo5231
      @ziia_zoozoo5231 Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @celialovett5880
      @celialovett5880 Před 5 lety +7

      I snort laughed and scared my puppy! Scare my puppy once, shame on me ...

    • @celialovett5880
      @celialovett5880 Před 5 lety

      I snort laughed and scared my puppy! (Scare the puppy once, shame on you. Scare the puppy twice, still shame on you cuz it's just a little puppy boi who needs his nap, the poor lil puddin'!)

  • @imommtube
    @imommtube Před 4 lety +159

    You know, I'm Mexican,and love Trevor, and here in covid quarantine I literally laugh so hard my son and my husband ran to see what happen, really Tijuana people, is going end up having the best houses in any border

  • @ronaldlawrence2229
    @ronaldlawrence2229 Před 4 lety +167

    How he effortlessly goes from one accent to the next and hit the comedic "bullseye" each time!#BEAST

  • @daleydoodoo
    @daleydoodoo Před 5 lety +3051

    Appreciate this show so much 🙌
    Also, the Mexicans stealing the wall story is the best news all year hands down 😂😂 we r resourceful ppl ok ✋

    • @goosenuggets9693
      @goosenuggets9693 Před 5 lety +15

      Unicorn Fairy1265 LOL "resourceful"...

    • @ACalls
      @ACalls Před 5 lety +21

      Goose Nuggets they are resourceful not everyone has everything easy like us Americans

    • @goosenuggets9693
      @goosenuggets9693 Před 5 lety +11

      @@ACalls Tell that to the people in the ghetto...

    • @goosenuggets9693
      @goosenuggets9693 Před 5 lety +17

      @@ACalls The obstacles you face are not your fault, but the way you respond is.

    • @pabloavila4581
      @pabloavila4581 Před 5 lety +21

      I am mexican but even i am suprised af haha

  • @lolalee7479
    @lolalee7479 Před 5 lety +973

    I can't stop laughing at Mexicans stealing the wall story!!!

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 Před 5 lety +43

      If there are any Mexicans near the wall who reads this, next time don't just steal the wire to sell, steal the bricks also.

    • @dovahllin798
      @dovahllin798 Před 4 lety +11

      I don’t live in the border but even I know who I would sell bricks, copper tubes and wire lol

    • @nicholea5526
      @nicholea5526 Před 4 lety +4

      This was my absolute favorite!!!!

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 Před 4 lety

      I have to agree on that one Sir. I mean talking about sub-human beings.Forget the stupid f.... wall,like mexico is gone pay for it,yeah I buy that one. Just set up self detected machine force,it wouldn't kill no one.No Country would be so dumb to send their people to a 100% death guarantee! I hate when the Government lies to us,years after years.

    • @AH-os9dy
      @AH-os9dy Před 4 lety +1

      lolalee I said the same thing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @punyashilshahare2152
    @punyashilshahare2152 Před 3 lety +55

    "Look at me. Looks at me. I'm the farmer now." LMAO😂😂😂

  • @jilvancicek8610
    @jilvancicek8610 Před 3 lety +44

    His scottish accent of the ”rrrruum” is on point !

    • @LK-ji8be
      @LK-ji8be Před 3 lety +1

      "I like the rrruum, I don't wanna leave the rrruum" 😂😂😂

  • @kakajusaiyy
    @kakajusaiyy Před 5 lety +719

    Mexicans: 'I build a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it. '😂😂😂

  • @naturesilhouette9148
    @naturesilhouette9148 Před 5 lety +281

    Haha the ending killed me "Because somewhere out there... there's a lion with a new shirt."

  • @HappyLol999
    @HappyLol999 Před 4 lety +361

    Britain: *We have the best pizza, ask Nigeria*
    Nigeria: *Yes it's the best even better than Italy's pizza.*
    Italy: *IT'S THIS A STUPID JOKE!?!?!*

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 Před 4 lety +32

      Me an italian: i'm so shook i can't even be upset. I thought we were friends nigerians, i can't

    • @PietroBranca
      @PietroBranca Před 4 lety +3

      They cannot buy pizza in Italy, we still believe they are super poor, they cannot spoil the truth! We are spending millions of euros to help nigerians to cross the mediterranean and move to Italy...

    • @HappyLol999
      @HappyLol999 Před 4 lety +16

      Pietro Branca the people buying pizza are rich Nigerians also it's a joke

    • @missluiz7112
      @missluiz7112 Před 4 lety +11

      Pietro Branca you sounds so ignorant, Get some knowledge.

    • @naetoiwenofu9217
      @naetoiwenofu9217 Před 4 lety +5

      @@areswalker5647 im nigerian but im so appalled

  • @giftawuor688
    @giftawuor688 Před 4 lety +26

    Sometimes I don't even concentrate on the message,just the dimples and smile are enough😅😅

  • @DannyPhilipsen
    @DannyPhilipsen Před 4 lety +427

    That Nigerian pizza story killed me! So fun!

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 Před 4 lety +1

      Can you believe this guy was the vice prime minister?! You believed that shit didn't you,right?.Trevor can say whatever he wants,how can we prove him wrong. I think he did a version of "shit hole" Countries,still I hope that was the case:).

    • @lateef_ah4ever
      @lateef_ah4ever Před 4 lety +25

      @@markstanley4141 I am Nigerian and I can tell you, the "minister" is the crazy one coz no rich person (well maybe his family) buys pizza outside the country. There are many take out restaurants like KFC, domino's, McDonald's all around the country. The most imported foods are the packaged ones. The "minister" was just exaggerating.

    • @ekundayozainub8276
      @ekundayozainub8276 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lateef_ah4ever thank you!!! His kids probably ordered the pizza and he felt it was a pretty good idea to say the rest of the country does too.

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight Před 2 lety +1

      @@lateef_ah4ever Yeah, I'm guessing someone forwarded an urban legend on one of his WhatsApp groupchats and he believed it.

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul Před 5 lety +854

    forgot how great that jon oliver impression was.

    • @MrDjsmooth87
      @MrDjsmooth87 Před 5 lety +9

      That was the greatest segment!

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned Před 5 lety +6

      Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী I know too many white people do

    • @Groffili
      @Groffili Před 5 lety +12

      Now if we can get John Oliver to do a Trevor Noah impression, I can die happy.

    • @matenagy5854
      @matenagy5854 Před 5 lety +1

      I missed it, when was it in the video?

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul Před 5 lety +1

      @@matenagy5854 starts at 1:50

  • @greta7353
    @greta7353 Před 4 lety +106

    "Their ducks have fur... the kangaroos have a built-in tummy purse...I feel like Australia's doping all their animals like they're Russian athletes"
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • @melissagertse8380
      @melissagertse8380 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cantbetamed2210
      @cantbetamed2210 Před 3 lety +1

      Don't forget about the Emus. Heck, reviewing history gave me the laughs. Australia losing the Emu war was first-rate hilarious!

  • @mariam9755
    @mariam9755 Před 4 lety +21

    "look at me! I said look at me! I am the farmer now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dingleberryhandpump802
    @dingleberryhandpump802 Před 5 lety +235

    OMG his John Oliver impression! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fatibum
    @fatibum Před 4 lety +334

    "but an elephant never forgets"
    "I can still see his face, Margaret...[elephant noise]" lol
    I love you Trevor!

    • @swastikadas8357
      @swastikadas8357 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah that was hilarious ! 😂😂

    • @jessicatran9139
      @jessicatran9139 Před 3 lety +1

      not only that they got the badge of honor, for all the elephants been taken down and always been vigilance around poachers, it's the karma and vengeance of advancing in protecting their species from being killed. That will keep the poachers at bay. that elephant is armed and they'll be fighting back. take that poachers. =D ;)

  • @samtez9570
    @samtez9570 Před 4 lety +285

    I got addicted to this show since yesterday i wish i have found it earlier.. And now i can't stop watching damn..... Trevor & Rony Cheng💓😍💪

  • @kenya2
    @kenya2 Před 3 lety +46

    I really needed a good hearty laugh, .... too much sadness, death, and idiocy going around. This show did the trick. Thanks Trevor!!

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya Před 5 lety +284

    I think I speak for the people when I say The Daily Show is absolutely amazing.
    -Josh Otusanya

    • @Biobele
      @Biobele Před 5 lety +7

      Yoruba name. You don't have to sign your comments on CZcams we can see your channel name and display picture

    • @johnnybslim52
      @johnnybslim52 Před 5 lety +1

      Seriously, stop quoting yourself, Asshat

    • @mylesajkay5336
      @mylesajkay5336 Před 5 lety +1

      Hahahaha👍👍👍😂😂😂

    • @thrillho5287
      @thrillho5287 Před 5 lety +2

      Who are you?

    • @Amalwaysme2
      @Amalwaysme2 Před 5 lety +1

      Awkward Silence

  • @fortunefrost3924
    @fortunefrost3924 Před 5 lety +374

    Trevor is just amazing I don’t know anyone else in the world who is just as good as him at accents 😄

    • @Issacgonmad
      @Issacgonmad Před 4 lety

      hehehehe Trevor is a Hypocrite Racist. he belittles other races, while calling out white people for bigotry.

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 4 lety +15

      @@Issacgonmad I think there is a difference between joking and hating.
      I'm French and I laugh at his cigarette/threesome joke Meanwhile I'm currently smoking at the exact moment.
      But when it comes to some people trying to hate on races using stereotypes in a non sarcastic way, I can't stand it.
      You should relax and take a joke. :)

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership Před 4 lety +2

      John Oliver?

    • @rarusuchin
      @rarusuchin Před 4 lety +1

      true 😂

    • @fortunefrost3924
      @fortunefrost3924 Před 4 lety

      Shawnee Scorpion people have different opinions,don’t they?...I stick with mine and you stick with yours

  • @mac9889
    @mac9889 Před 3 lety +21

    That Nigerian accent killed me hahahahhagagagagagaga.
    I'm literally dying

  • @cndungu
    @cndungu Před 3 lety +29

    😂😂😂 I never knew the UK had Kenyan problems!!
    Kenyan doctors operated a mans head instead of stitching his hand! 😭😭

  • @josephthomas4022
    @josephthomas4022 Před 4 lety +559

    Trevor you’re so underrated man you bridge a lot of gaps in our society bro truly gifted and funny, Thankyou 🤣👍🏾😁

    • @smendes2004
      @smendes2004 Před 4 lety +5

      Agree

    • @cristopherpandan3242
      @cristopherpandan3242 Před 3 lety +2

      His race might be the main reason he's underated.

    • @stevenmorales7814
      @stevenmorales7814 Před 3 lety +1

      He’s not underrated

    • @gaultborchers4576
      @gaultborchers4576 Před 3 lety +1

      Britain: We have the best pizza, ask Nigeria
      Nigeria: Yes it's the best even better than Italy's pizza.
      Italy: IT'S THIS A STUPID JOKE!?!?!

    • @akkuluvsbts91
      @akkuluvsbts91 Před 2 lety +2

      @@cristopherpandan3242 True, but also his race is the reason that he can empathize and understand ppl who face discrimination in everyday life and can make ppl aware of those things with his humor. I love this man...

  • @MOsuna-xy8od
    @MOsuna-xy8od Před 4 lety +546

    Then France and Spain needs to give Mexico all of the Aztecs gold back

    • @agentwrench
      @agentwrench Před 4 lety +60

      We melted it and wasted it on paying for ridiculous wars within Europe, but if there's any left, sure, I'd agree with sending it back.

    • @rizaleiaanalviel1350
      @rizaleiaanalviel1350 Před 4 lety +17

      They need to give the gold back to EVERYONE.

    • @medialcanthus9681
      @medialcanthus9681 Před 3 lety +19

      And the British hv to give the mummies back to Egypt.

    • @shuaguin5446
      @shuaguin5446 Před 3 lety +5

      France with Aztec gold ? You got to be dreaming boy. The French never even set foot in the area.
      If by chance they got some that would be from pirating those lovely Spanish galions.
      And that is fair game. At least they didn't ask for tribut in blood like the Aztec were doing.

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 Před 3 lety +15

      @@shuaguin5446 Most british, french that got remittances from shares in slave holding companies never set foot in West Indies or Americas either!🤥🤥

  • @AchievewithA
    @AchievewithA Před 4 lety +69

    5 hours later...yes, 5, of listening to TN in the background while at the office and I may have abs now from laughing so intensely. Thank you TN.

  • @rahulkamble1531
    @rahulkamble1531 Před 3 lety +27

    "It was meent to disappea"..lmao...I laughed so hard

  • @philliplwanga6174
    @philliplwanga6174 Před 5 lety +172

    "look at me, look at me. I am the farmer now"

  • @bhanureddy2087
    @bhanureddy2087 Před 4 lety +283

    I'm watching this with my Muslim friend 😂 I'm done when he said letter boxes

    • @alya7610
      @alya7610 Před 4 lety +18

      Wow you of all people have a muslim friend 😂

    • @kimidebark6224
      @kimidebark6224 Před 3 lety +6

      You have a muslim friend?😱

    • @bhanureddy2087
      @bhanureddy2087 Před 3 lety +11

      @@mustafagorkemkoksal boi they're sarcastic about Trump

    • @nahin1968
      @nahin1968 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kimidebark6224 uhh ppl have Muslim friends yea i have 2 Hindu friends i am muslim 🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @dollyessm1692
      @dollyessm1692 Před 2 lety +1

      the taboo of saying you have a friend of the kind of person in topic

  • @JacoLuus
    @JacoLuus Před 4 lety +42

    Jip the Cow in Africa joke is so true, I was also like:" What do you mean they can't slaughter the cow?"

  • @liyah2133
    @liyah2133 Před 4 lety +72

    Loved the returning the stolen African Art story. They can't afford the interest tho. They should also return everything else they stole, with interest. Unprecedented. 💥💥

    • @christiniakollar8397
      @christiniakollar8397 Před 2 lety +3

      I don’t get why museums don’t just use replicas . It would make more profits as well

    • @akkuluvsbts91
      @akkuluvsbts91 Před 2 lety +1

      Britain will definitely go bankrupt if they start returning what they stole.

  • @Kinsey6King
    @Kinsey6King Před 5 lety +497

    What did we do to deserve Trevor Noah?!
    He is a gift from god.

    • @sarahlisa5191
      @sarahlisa5191 Před 4 lety +13

      I was so bummed when Jon Stewart left. But then I saw those dimples...

    • @ntatemohlomi2884
      @ntatemohlomi2884 Před 4 lety +6

      You mean a gift from Mzansi, thanks, anytime.

    • @sharonjohnson1702
      @sharonjohnson1702 Před 4 lety +1

      OMG that so sweet and nice but so true

    • @michellevictoria704
      @michellevictoria704 Před 4 lety +3

      Always makes my day so much better even If the day sucked lol

    • @msn769
      @msn769 Před 4 lety

      And a comedian who steals other people's jokes, but nobody wants to acknowledge that cause he's the golden boy..

  • @asterixgaul3702
    @asterixgaul3702 Před 5 lety +323

    Africans "aaww white man, we are not falling for that again aah" hahahaha oohh man this guy

  • @maameekuasarfoa3834
    @maameekuasarfoa3834 Před 4 lety +137

    His imitation of the Nigerian accent 😂😂😂

  • @kitty2sweet2b4gotten
    @kitty2sweet2b4gotten Před 3 lety +8

    Trevor you are a gem, from your book, to your humor, to your accents to the unique ability to turn something so serious and sad into something retalatable by all.

  • @Ogadlaw
    @Ogadlaw Před 5 lety +263

    The most sensible thing I have heard against the British from the Americans "it's just a stick"

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 Před 5 lety +194

    The Nigerian pizza porno joke floored me

    • @mariaarakat8823
      @mariaarakat8823 Před 5 lety +5

      jalabi99 boobs don’t pay for pepperoni get some money get some money!!!

    • @d1zturbed221
      @d1zturbed221 Před 5 lety

      I died when I saw that. Priceless.

  • @mieelmose8524
    @mieelmose8524 Před 3 lety +15

    When he said “Denmark” i can for all of us say that there came the biggest smile on our faces! Ahahaha

  • @TheBasher-_-
    @TheBasher-_- Před 4 lety +151

    Lmao the queens like ok you guys see this stick? Pretend this stick is me. good day. 😂

    • @aidensaechao9927
      @aidensaechao9927 Před 3 lety

      "Mexico stealing the wall" I diedddddddddddddddd that was hilerious (hilarious* lols)

  • @blanchekonieczka9935
    @blanchekonieczka9935 Před 5 lety +561

    Rhino poacher killed by an elephant and eaten by lions...I call that divine retribution!

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet Před 4 lety +19

      Needs to happen more often. Killing isn't conservation.

    • @anayajohnson9077
      @anayajohnson9077 Před 4 lety +21

      It's the circle... The circle of life.

    • @Shorts-ul4my
      @Shorts-ul4my Před 4 lety +13

      I`m quite sure this bastard was ambused by the Elephant and the Lion. They`re getting really smart, huh.

    • @shatteredabby964
      @shatteredabby964 Před 4 lety +14

      Looks like the animal kingdom is getting involved in the "save the chubby unicorns movement."

    • @garyconner6151
      @garyconner6151 Před 4 lety +9

      Maybe his head is on there Wall.

  • @vikash23641
    @vikash23641 Před rokem +7

    Man of all nations - a true human being and the biggest inspiration and wise guy out there ! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love u Trevor

  • @ricardoalarcon5144
    @ricardoalarcon5144 Před 5 lety +77

    I KNEW IT!!!!!! that wall was going to be NOTHING BUT FREE building materials

  • @robertnett9793
    @robertnett9793 Před 5 lety +115

    That Brexit-the-room John Oliver skit was glorious :D

    • @erinlocke2839
      @erinlocke2839 Před 4 lety +1

      It made wish I could like the video more then once lol

  • @morganzachlfich4309
    @morganzachlfich4309 Před 2 lety +2

    13:20 the pizza thing killed me

  • @karareiniche6208
    @karareiniche6208 Před 3 lety +17

    Trevor, you have no idea how much you have hurt my abdominal muscles! And for this I thank you! No matter what kind of day I’m having, you make me laugh. You are an international treasure ❤️

  • @patwiggins6969
    @patwiggins6969 Před 5 lety +212

    The best John Oliver impression!

  • @marcelo.1214
    @marcelo.1214 Před 5 lety +58

    You guys should go vote for Trevor for BEST HOST for the mtv Awards 🥇 🏆

    • @duke_3908
      @duke_3908 Před 4 lety

      bc of your profilepicture i was expexting you to intervent. Its "alohomora" for opening a door not "expelliarmus" :D

  • @jordankeza5406
    @jordankeza5406 Před 3 lety +11

    "Mexico is stealing the wall" oh lord I love this dude like I think if I just met him I would die of laughter. In short I only have love and respect for trevor noah❤❤❤❤

  • @Somd55
    @Somd55 Před 4 lety +223

    16:27 the europeans not just “forcefully borrowed” from Africa but every other continent and they need to return it along with all the money they looted.

    • @heavenboundsonliibaan52
      @heavenboundsonliibaan52 Před 4 lety +1

      Som d ❤️

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 Před 4 lety +29

      First: not every european nation did shit to Africa, be angry with the ones who did.
      Second: i agree about giving back art, money and manufacturing, they were robbed either with force or conning ways, doesn't matter the reason.
      I.e. i recently went to london and i visited the british museum and the national gallery they were awesome man but less than 5% of those art pieces were from england the rest were things they took from other countries.

    • @Kristian.B.Kristiansen
      @Kristian.B.Kristiansen Před 4 lety

      Why?

    • @TPL0212
      @TPL0212 Před 4 lety +5

      Well without Europe africans be still hunting and gathering

    • @Kristian.B.Kristiansen
      @Kristian.B.Kristiansen Před 4 lety +9

      @@TPL0212 That is hard to say definitely, but if your point is, that however painfull and exploitative the process was, Europe spread "the modern world" to Africa, well then YES, you are right.

  • @konikuz
    @konikuz Před 5 lety +220

    Look at me, look at me! I am the farmer now! 😂😂😂

  • @laurenreed4290
    @laurenreed4290 Před 5 lety +145

    “Now, when I saw this giant cow, the first thing I thought was, ‘this is some dope weed’”- THAT PART 🤣🤣🤣, and Issa mood 💀💀💀

    • @Tyreus1
      @Tyreus1 Před 5 lety +2

      "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom ! Moooooo !"

    • @laurenreed4290
      @laurenreed4290 Před 5 lety +1

      Tyreus1 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @F4keG4mer
    @F4keG4mer Před 3 lety +20

    "Which means somewhere out there is a lion with a new shirt" made my day.

  • @osiyouzturk457
    @osiyouzturk457 Před 2 lety +2

    I am not African nor American. I am from Central Asia and I respect this guy so much. He is genius. Thank @TrevorNoa for the show

  • @bejayii9777
    @bejayii9777 Před 4 lety +85

    😂😂I could listen to this all day....love from South African

  • @explorewithjude8469
    @explorewithjude8469 Před 5 lety +169

    The Mexicans stealing the wall news killed me .
    This is second obituary 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaspernielsen9149
    @kaspernielsen9149 Před 3 lety +11

    As a European I just wanna say. The way you laughed at the British queen stick, is the same way we laugh every time you politicians meet. :P the US government has become the greatest comedy show on earth :D

  • @queenkarla5302
    @queenkarla5302 Před 5 lety +159

    The NEW King of Comedy is South African! (and hot) Simba Noah 👑😂😂😂
    Nobody in comedy right now can compete with this man... PERIOD.

    • @thenewwistler6089
      @thenewwistler6089 Před 4 lety +2

      Queen Karla idk. He’s kinda a racist

    • @thenewwistler6089
      @thenewwistler6089 Před 4 lety +1

      stk stk ? That doesn’t change that he’s a racist

    • @queenkarla5302
      @queenkarla5302 Před 4 lety +12

      Smh nothing that he's ever said falls under the definition if racism. He is a comedian. He makes like racial comparisons that don't offend. That's real comedy. He attacks racism and tries to make people understand a different point of view.

    • @thenewwistler6089
      @thenewwistler6089 Před 4 lety +1

      “Which is by the way such a white people problem because in Africa we can find a way”

    • @ijennamirabelosuji
      @ijennamirabelosuji Před 4 lety +5

      TheNewWistler that’s a cultural thing really.

  • @rainmer471
    @rainmer471 Před 5 lety +104

    As a rhythmic gymnast, I don't know whether I want to laugh or cry...

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 Před 5 lety

      😂

    • @sapisjan
      @sapisjan Před 5 lety +1

      The premise of sport is competing within a Framework of rules. Competing without that is basically warfare. So your skills are always admirable, even though the framework you use them in is fundamentally arbitrary. Keep working at it :)

  • @lorainecarter5841
    @lorainecarter5841 Před 4 lety +22

    He does such a good Donald Trump accent and Mexican and anything else he done it was AMAZING!!!

  • @Solipsisticdaydreams
    @Solipsisticdaydreams Před 3 lety +14

    I had no idea that anyone could even do such a good John Oliver impression

  • @mbirbaamuasi
    @mbirbaamuasi Před 5 lety +52

    Yep! "Don't worry about the machine. We can kill that cow!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty Před 5 lety +29

    This was a collection of Golden moments...
    PURE GOLD. I just love Trevor.

  • @rneshan6484
    @rneshan6484 Před 4 lety +19

    Damn it! Trevor said "porn" right when my dad stood in front of me! 😂
    Then he says "boob" & my dad's next to me again!

  • @lolomario
    @lolomario Před 3 lety +5

    Trevor made me laugh hard again. Exactly 12 times. Just love this guy. He truly rocks!

  • @janinesperfeld8817
    @janinesperfeld8817 Před 5 lety +93

    „...somewhere out there is a lion with a new shirt.“ 🤣

  • @naveenno-go6820
    @naveenno-go6820 Před 5 lety +38

    "Not... falling for that again..ha""😂😂

  • @anonymousanonymous7170
    @anonymousanonymous7170 Před 3 lety +17

    Wall Soldier: Hey guys?
    Wall Builders: Yeah?
    Wall Soldier: Where’s the wall?
    *They turn and see shipments of huge sections of the wall being hauled off at 50mph in Mexican trucks.*

  • @dblair1353
    @dblair1353 Před 4 lety +161

    I laughed so hard throughout the entire video😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juliabernard25
      @juliabernard25 Před 3 lety

      Lmao the queens like ok you guys see this stick? Pretend this stick is me. good day. 😂

  • @abhinavamukherjee2807
    @abhinavamukherjee2807 Před 5 lety +82

    Trevor's accents are on another level 😂

  • @latyf8545
    @latyf8545 Před 2 lety +3

    This man is so talented . He discusses serious matters with a comical touch

  • @jonathanastro2531
    @jonathanastro2531 Před 3 lety +9

    * hears about the lightsaber dueling * well I now know what to do with my life

  • @Alsira98
    @Alsira98 Před 5 lety +191

    a twenty-minute compilation? OOOH THIS GONNA BE A GOOD TUESDAY NIGHT!!

    • @lemonielala3080
      @lemonielala3080 Před 5 lety +6

      I got it first thing when I woke up! 😍 Best way to start a day!

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 Před 5 lety +3

      @Will Pack
      But,... IT'S THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH! It's IMPOSSIBLE to get too much!

  • @meirm
    @meirm Před 5 lety +74

    The Brexit thing with John Oliver was awesome!

  • @VictorEdemSetordjie
    @VictorEdemSetordjie Před 4 lety +156

    They should definitely bring that cow to Africa, we'll show 'em how it's done😉🙂

  • @seanm4095
    @seanm4095 Před 2 lety +5

    "Seriously they are stealing the wall seriously" I can't stop laughing! It was meant to disappear it's art not magic tricks!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před 5 lety +114

    First time Trevor Noah bring the world news with Comedy and great impressions.

  • @bettynalujja457
    @bettynalujja457 Před 5 lety +88

    Trevor makes the news so funny that u just wanna watch it all day

    • @Issacgonmad
      @Issacgonmad Před 4 lety +1

      he makes the news racist not funny.

    • @corazoncubano5372
      @corazoncubano5372 Před 4 lety +2

      Trevor's news is better than regular news which is centered on entertainment.

  • @kaily11ks
    @kaily11ks Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for adding laughter, Truth and humor during a very difficult time. Your awesome!!

  • @Uma.ch4460
    @Uma.ch4460 Před 4 lety +5

    boris johnson and the burqa part nearly killed me xD I choked on my water

  • @s_1408
    @s_1408 Před 4 lety +78

    All of his accents are on point!

  • @henricoshawty85
    @henricoshawty85 Před 4 lety +260

    Anchor: "...almost as tall as Michael Jordan and as heavy as a mini cooper."
    Trevor: "SAHWEET JESUS!!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That is that Australia NOPE tho...

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong Před 3 lety +11

    Girl: "Oh no. It seems like I don't have any money for this pizza. How will I pay~?"
    "You don't have money?? I just took a 4000 dollar flight to pick up this lady! I'm going to need you to put on some clothes and get some cash! Boobs don't play for pepperoni!"
    I can't breathe. This is hilarious.

  • @lcchris8398
    @lcchris8398 Před 3 lety +34

    “Mexico is stealing the wall” ...Trump: double it 😭💀

  • @sashoradoulov3504
    @sashoradoulov3504 Před 5 lety +973

    "If Donald Trump drank."
    He's already so unstable I forgot he didn't drink.

    • @whiteowl4097
      @whiteowl4097 Před 5 lety +47

      He acts like a drunken toddler.

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 Před 5 lety +27

      Nah he snorts his breakfast.

    • @Doe174
      @Doe174 Před 5 lety +6

      He drinks alot

    • @OSMRDucksLIB
      @OSMRDucksLIB Před 5 lety +22

      You know how some people drive better drunk? I think he should start. Maybe he'd instantly become smart.

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d Před 5 lety +10

      Some people even say he shows signs of dementia :P
      Because he confuses similiar words like "oranges = origins", he confuses his father with his grandfather because he thought that his father was from Germany even though he was New York...

  • @AceFrmSpace
    @AceFrmSpace Před 4 lety +28

    “enslave me twice and shame on me eh?” 😂

  • @nooraizkhatib3883
    @nooraizkhatib3883 Před 2 lety +8

    I love Trevor's mimicry it's so fun I just can't stop laughing I mean how does he even pull those off?

  • @therealdachshunddjangosmom
    @therealdachshunddjangosmom Před 3 lety +23

    "and Donald Trump paid for it!"...priceless😂