Mexico Is Stealing The Border Wall | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
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- čas přidán 20. 03. 2019
- Selfie seekers overrun a poppy bloom in California, MLB star Mike Trout lands a record-breaking contract, and Tijuana residents steal razor wire from the U.S.-Mexico Border.
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"I built a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it"
Reality is so much better than any fiction anyone could ever write!
This was so good lol
Utkarsh Singh for real loll
Utkarsh Singh That entire line sounds so much like something out of a game of mad libs it's hard to believe that it is actual news
Just think, if this had been a plot in a Movie/Book/Film, it would get panned for having to high a level of Suspension of disbelief.
@@CornishCreamtea07 Trust me it'll be used for cheap laughs in every comedy for a decade or so. I imagine the scriptwriters are waiting to see where the story arc ends. This stuff is dark comedy gold literally falling in your lap!
Mexicans: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Trump: Unqualified. Unstable. Underestimate.
Soso Atypical amen ese!
That's pretty much our national motto
Si me identifique jaja
When life gives you lemon make some lemonade out of it
They are not stealing the wall - just reallocating it to the more useful locations.
can't argue with that XD
Like around Donald Trump, so he can’t eat or drink
Without paying 😂🤣🤣
Mexican President - " We will increase security for our homes!" *applause*
"And América will pay for it!!!" *thunderous applause*
Steal the wall! Steal the wall! Steal the wall!
You're killing me 🤣😂
I can just hear the Mexicans shouting. “Hey thanks man for the home protection!”
From other Mexicans? Kinda like the reason the us is building the wall!
Trump: Mexico will pay for the wall
Consuela: Nooo, nooo
Trump: Okay, we'll pay for the wall
Consuela: Free wall? I take
Trump: But it's our wall
Consuela: Nooo, it's okay, I take
I love you fellow family guy fan😂😂😂😂😂👊🏿
Atleast it shows Trump is right in building it.
@@Kr4zYm0f0 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
I read this in her voice
Did they make that joke in Family guy? If not they missed a great joke there
I build a wall around my house and Donald trump pay for it 😂😂😂😂
And trump thinks he's the savage one.
Essa Khan superbe loll
I laughed so hard I started crying 😂😂😂
No, Americans payed for it. Sad~😭
Yeah I know. People are stealing from your country's security infrastructure and you all find it hilarious.
It's the same people you want open borders for. Hilarious innit?
US: *Builds Wall to defend from Mexico*
Mexico: *Steals Wall to defend against other Mexicans*
Palpa Prime amazing #whatatimetobealive lolll
US: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
Palpa Prime
Palpa Prime • hahaha you mean protection from white supremacist bigoted americans!
That is the Mexican way
The thought of Mexico stealing the wall, just gave me the biggest laugh in a long time! 😂🤣😂
This is brilliant!!! At such a horrific time all around the world I NEEDED TO LAUGH TILL MY STOMACH HURT!!! Thanks Mexico
Mexico is stealing the Wall 😂😂😂😂
@@GAMEOVER-yy6zj we kinda are.
@@benjaminmadrigalperez9010 smart move you guys😂
@@GAMEOVER-yy6zj so true
Happy to hear USA is protecting Mexico in more ways than one.
Stealing the border wall payed by the US? That's metal AF!!!! 😂😂😂
According to Trump, Mexico paid for the wall with the new NAFTA, so technically it's not stealing but relocating... Otherwise, Trump was lying...
@@joseluisnietoenriquez6122 re-aqusitions. Or...may i say....inquisition!?
Trump; "México will pay for the wall"
Mexicans; "No we won't"
that was epic!
@ Asap Adams :
Trump : " I'll build a wall and Mexico will pay for it biggly.
Mexico : Nada! You can build the wall with your own dollars and the only thing i can guarantee you is it might not stand for long coz we will steal it and annex that part of the border.👊😎👌
"NO, U"
Asap Adams Mexicans; “What wall?”
Why pay when we can steal it?
No matter how long time’s passes this video never fails to bring a smile to my face.
Man I am from Tijuana and indeed they stole about 200m of barbed wire lol
I still can't get over the fact that they STOLE the wall, i swore that they would just jump over it 😂😂😂😂
So now you guys are paying for Mexico's wall.
America, you are hilarious.
Americans are the funniest when they're not trying to be 😁
And on top of it all they're the dumbest around LOL
MERICAAAAAA F YEAH
That orange clown is so much fun for us!!
Trump: "I will build a wall, and Mexico will pay for it!".
Mexico: "Sostén mi cerveza"
:- ) I only understood "cervaza" from this. From that point, the meaning is obvious
😂😂
my chela xD
Hahahaha.
More like "agarra la chela"
Agarra/aguantame/ has paro
Trump: México will pay for the wall
Mexicans: No thank you
Trump: Ok US pay for the wall
Mexicans: Free wall!!!
legit the best comment
You made my day 🤣
LOL
And free river too!
Meanwhile in Mexico:
"We will build protective walls and USA will pay for it!"
Well, the insecurity in Tijuana is due in great part to the US demand for drugs and their weapons fuel the violence, so it seems fair.
sergio phenix that is the real story. czcams.com/video/CDpjvFn4wgM/video.html and czcams.com/video/edZR_nPp1l8/video.html
I bet Nancy Pelosi was smiling in her bedroom clapping passive aggressively when she learnt the Mexicans were stealing the wall.
Hey, don't talk bad about Nancy like that! 😂😂😂 Although that was so brilliant I could picture it clearly in my mind!
@@danicaz1163 You think that corrupt witch cares about her voters and not the power?
@@ShakeITas I don't know and I really don't care because I'm not American. I am just a spectator in your highly entertaining politics.
@@danicaz1163 Why are you defending that evil witch then? :D
@@ShakeITas these are ppl brainwashed by the msm
you know the steel is also worth a lot. possibly stealing it will give a better income than drug trafficking.
No, I think that drug trafficking is still more profitable but doing both is a win-win situation
Regular steel is cheap, but if they used an expensive alloy to increase protection then stealing it totally makes sense 😂
@Project TsukiNoMe they're stealing the wire to protect their homes from other Mexicans!!! They are doing the same thing that Trump is trying to do for America!!
Now I'm steeling myself for the story of the stolen steel.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
If they suddenly also start stealing the steel, it would mean they would be obtainig it without paying "Steel tariffs". Wich would make it even more karma! 😲
GIF with black guys reacting and freaking out!!! (Supa hot fire)
Trump 2020 : "give our wall back"
Hey man you can't leave a wall just there for nothing, we need it 😂😂😂😂
Someone: "An apple a day keeps the Dr away"
Me: "Daily show everyday keeps stress away"
Missing razor wire, PRICELESS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol!!! Next you will see acid used on the wall and there goes billions of dollars up in smoke.
I feel so proud to be Mexican right now
I'm dead. Trump paid for it😂😂😂😂😂
US citizens payed for it...
And who is going to pay for my new fence? ....Donald is 😂
NAFWA...the North America Free Wall Agreement. Build it and they will come...and steal it piece by piece! 😂😂😂
Trump (to rally audience)”We’re going to build a wall and what?”
Audience : “Mexico will steal it!!”
Me: “I love Mexico!”
I'm Mexican and I find this so hilarious 🤣🤣
Trevor, your mexican accent is flawless, your time with Fluffy has paid you well.
Trump "Mexico will pay for the wall"
Mexicans "Nope. We'll steal it instead"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LeeTravius Mckay OMFG!!!! DYING!!! 😜😜😜😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Trump: 8 M dollars for the wall
Mexico: thanks man, very cool😂
Nobody thought Mexico would steal it? My man go watch George Lopez old HBO special, he was talking about Bush wall and says "so the wall doesn't work now they want to dig a ditch and put aligators in the ditch, MF put alligators in the ditch in an hour would be shoes and belts" xD
😂😂😂😶😂😂😂😂
Americans paid for Mexico's fencing. Hahaha. Friggen poetic. Haha
Dont mess it up Mr. Trout...Congrats...Wow Mexico...You guys are awesome 😂🤣😂🤣
"Moving on to my favour story of the year.
And possible my favour story my entire life MEXICO IS STEALING THE WALL"
Mexican: "I build a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it".
Reality bites Mr. Melania Trump.
Mav Sierra Bwahahaha!!! Dying!!! 😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂
Now trump is paying to protect the maxicans houses 😂😂
That was the plan all along. Donald Trump is so smart. This was his way of making Mexico safer so they won't feel they have to go to USA. What a genius
It’s autumn here.... Australia.
2 cyclones and heat waves... Yeah feels like Aussie autumn 😂
South Africa: Same 🙋
The Saviour racist australian God I really hate those people.
@@free-thinker1046 why?
500,000 Views You do realise you just stereotyped a whole nation. There are lovely Australians, watch Jamie and Nikki a youtube Australian vlogger couple, Nikki is of South Sudanese descent and Jamie is white. Look beyond the racist few, you are the bigot now.
Mexicans: "Modern problems require modern solutions."
He does such a good job at mimicking accents.
They are not really stealing the wall, but wire fencing, but it is still gold.
Never have I loughed so much at something being stolen.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's why comedy is gold . He Trevor , that Wall joke just rocks .
In architecture school we call that adaptive reuse..... Its good to see the Mexicans put the theory to practical 😂😂😂😂
This really is too hilarious!!!!!! Ahahahah the world is a big comedy show it turns out 😆
Many Mexicans say that our country is just a tragicomedy 😁
😔
Trevor you are a legend.
This is the funniest story I heard since the urang utan became president😂😂😂 STEAL THE WALL STEAL THE WALL STEAL THE WALL
Mexicans are Making America Laugh Again 🙌🙌🙌
STEAL THE WALL!!!😂
Gooooo Mexicans!!!!! that's a straight up middle finger to orange pulp, Man ya gotta love it!😂😂😂
So the wall has a use after all...
That made me laugh, the Mexicans are stealing the wall😆😂😆
And the yankees make us laugh too they pay for the wall believing that mexico was paying for it😅😅😅
I f**king love irony.
You could say that this is an..... apoppylypse
Tears in my eyes laughing so hard , the wall being stolen :) .
I love how Trevor laughs about the story of the stolen wire from the US-Mexican border. This is so funny that laughing about it during the show's preparing wasn't enough.
“I built a wall around my house and do land paid for it” omgomgomg that is so awesome! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Way to go Mexico 😂😂😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
".. and Trump paid for it" :-)
I'm sorry, but Trump never paid for anything.
@@brockstanford7608 Sadly, Americans are paying for it..
OMG that is just too hilarious! 😂
My parents told me they need a new fence, can Donald Trump start hating me, too?
How did nobody see this coming?
3:10 if you just want to see the wall part
Ladies and gentlemen, this joke was sponsored by Mr. Donald Trump. Literally :D
stolen razor wire! 😳 😃🤣😂
'They did what! Somebody get me my Adderall ... it's TWEET TIME'... Put a tariff on tacos while you're at it!'
Guys you're misreading the whole point! "(the wire) is being stolen and sold... for protection due to the city's high crime rate", right?
Well, according to AP News "On average, an estimated 253,000 firearms each year are purchased in the United States expressly to be sent to Mexico"
... think about it.
3:17 The yearly troll award goes to Mexico
2018 Donald: We’ll build a wall and and the Mexicans will pay for it
2019 Mexicans: We built a wall and the Americans paid for it 😂
Smart thing to do by the Mexicans. Apparently they are smarter than Donnie T
everyone is smarter than him
Mexican's are creative people😂😂😂😂
Trump: we're gonna need another wall to protect the first One
This has me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
Trevor's laugh is so genuine 🤩 notice how he can't open his eyes completely after saying 'Mexico is stealing the wall' 😂
The wall looks like a garden fence. 🤑. You got a really good deal there Donny, should have gone to Home Depot.
Patting the counter
“ so! much! love! for! nature!! “ 😂
We need a wall the protect the wall!
I slept with the window open, compare to last week when I slept with the heater on. I can feel the spring here in Japan!
So Mexico is building the wall - somewhere else and Donald Trump is paying for it? I'm going to have a sore face after all that laughing!
Trevor breaking down laughing : best comment ever. It just says it all:))
Happy new Persian year. ❤️ ( the only calendar starts with the spring ) Isn’t it nice?
Where I live, the first day of spring is usually a snowstorm
Now the wall needs a wall to protect it.
Think about all those steel slats and how easy they are to cut off at desired lengths (as demonstrated last year). That might be a load of money as scrap metal. You might get a a dollar for every four pounds.
Trump: "México will pay for the wall"
Mexicans: "Hold my tortilla"
Oh dear, that last part was just brilliant.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... didn't see that coming.
Autum here so thanks for the reminder, we’re just going to get on and off rain for several months here in New Zealand.
I always wondered if Trump and his minions don't realize that their steel slat wall is a processed steel mine for others...never thought that it would be security product for another.
It's Autumn mate. #Australia #EggBoyApproves
Xmarksmen
Yeah, I wondered how they could be in Spring, when we are just coming out of of the hottest summer, into a hottish autumn.
Oh, I forget... Australia doesn’t exist, and we are all paid actors participating in the grand conspiracy against the flat earth. 😂
Go back to school and learn that Australia 🇦🇺 is in the southern hemisphere and USA 🇺🇸 is in the northern hemisphere
@@jemz1zn631 Whoosh.
Indeed it is autumn #south-africa
@@ishpeeedy well I concede and stand corrected
No, we can't feel it everywhere. Here in New Zealand, it is now Autumn.
Happy holi everyone 😄
That whole wall will be up on blocks by the end. And probably better quality blocks than it was made of in the first place.
New Message then i guess we'll steal those too
In this 21st March, it rained in my country...😭😂