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  • The Daily Show takes a look at the shady business that rich people have been up to lately, including Robert Kraft’s prostitution charges and the college admissions bribery scandal.
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  • @verleyvalerius8780
    @verleyvalerius8780 Před 4 lety +1740

    "Lori! Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition, Lori!!!!!"😂😂😂 There I cracked! 😂

  • @brianpetersen3429
    @brianpetersen3429 Před 4 lety +3164

    The sad truth is that the rich have always felt they are above the law, and have usually been treated as such throughout history.

    • @landya.9258
      @landya.9258 Před 4 lety +126

      they are not above the law... they made the law

    • @BlueSky-oe4fn
      @BlueSky-oe4fn Před 4 lety +60

      Have some compassion, they are suffering from affluenza. jk

    • @anotherpointofview222
      @anotherpointofview222 Před 4 lety +66

      @@landya.9258
      Thanks, was just going to comment, not above the law, but able to influence its writing, adoption and enforcement through people who are lawyers, politicians, and judges.
      Involving the use of money.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Před 4 lety +4

      We read in History where the Common Man created Institutions and Checks & Balances and have a Voice today!
      In a Hundred Years...we will finally Know...We are Strong & it's not the 13th, 16th or 21st Century anymore! No way! Now we have the Power! ...in the 23rd Century.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +31

      Feudalism, in a word. This is not a democracy by any means. It's so blatant that its ridiculous to think otherwise.

  • @reddraghain
    @reddraghain Před 4 lety +2008

    Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich Před 4 lety +11

      @Brer Rabbit exactly

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina Před 4 lety +44

      Why that wasn't a go-to idea I have no idea. Make them owe the regular tuition of their child and pay up their bribery towards a national fund or scholarship.
      Edit - Yeah, more than the original amount is better.

    • @WhompingWalrus
      @WhompingWalrus Před 4 lety +22

      Could make 'em all invest in a gigantic collective fund that's reinvested and serves to grant scholarships to struggling students for decades to come. Could name it something humiliating, too. That'd be poetic justice.

    • @joachimb9305
      @joachimb9305 Před 4 lety +5

      But isn't their actions (at its core), at least somewhat understandable in a society where education isn't free?
      Some higher education may cost you, to varying degrees from very low, to more private options, but still within a manageable student loan -- this is the Nordic model and much of Europe as well. When such basic options in life is at least available (with some effort) to everyone, corruption goes way down IMO.

    • @WhompingWalrus
      @WhompingWalrus Před 4 lety +28

      @@joachimb9305 This scandal isn't about the cost of higher education - it's about the space available for those who want to attend the most prestigious universities. There are only so many slots for people to attend, and this scandal was about wealthy people cheating to appear better in the metrics which determine who gets those slots - like by cheating on the entrance exams. It was supposed to be a system largely based on aptitude and merit.
      Of course the price of higher education in the US is also an issue, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this particular scandal is about.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner Před 4 lety +1608

    The more money you have, the less jail time you get.
    The less money you have, the more jail time you get.
    ~equality~

    • @vizo5945
      @vizo5945 Před 4 lety +1

      No

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 Před 4 lety +4

      I think you meant ''correlation'' not ''equality'' there...

    • @nanochic
      @nanochic Před 4 lety +51

      @@ritagomes7838 p sure it was sarcasm.

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 Před 4 lety +2

      @@nanochic O'really?!?...

    • @nanochic
      @nanochic Před 4 lety +19

      @@ritagomes7838 r/woooosh

  • @navysniper4391
    @navysniper4391 Před 4 lety +2040

    “Just buy a smarter kid” oof

  • @charliest.dennis9230
    @charliest.dennis9230 Před 4 lety +415

    I lost it at “pay my tuition, Lori!” Lmaooooo

  • @gurusmurf5921
    @gurusmurf5921 Před 4 lety +457

    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office" -Aesop

    • @samoakes1304
      @samoakes1304 Před 3 lety +5

      So true unfortunately

    • @impiusmephisto4476
      @impiusmephisto4476 Před 3 lety +2

      So your saying I'll be king if I steal the crown jewels?

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane Před 2 lety +1

      If only people realized a proper hanging or bullet to the head is more humane than electricity or poison, also a lot less expensive, coincidentally. >.> Until we are governed by those who are paid minimum wage, nothing will change.

  • @nuradicahyaning9513
    @nuradicahyaning9513 Před 4 lety +381

    I love this guy...he is so smart and funny, talking about serious matters in a fun way...i laugh and get informed at the same time...

    • @thecoolkids2443
      @thecoolkids2443 Před 3 lety +4

      You should watch clips of the previous host, John Stewart. Super funny. Maximum sarcasm.

    • @twentyfirstcenturygothic
      @twentyfirstcenturygothic Před 3 lety

      @@thecoolkids2443 KieraTota has a great archive of old daily show clips

    • @winter_silhouette
      @winter_silhouette Před 3 lety +2

      Trevor is very funny. But you should take his show with a pinch of salt and check other sources as well, for the news.

    • @aryehakujin4374
      @aryehakujin4374 Před 3 lety +3

      Sad part is this is a better way to get news and informed than actual news

    • @mikikhosi4906
      @mikikhosi4906 Před 3 lety +3

      He's also south african♥️

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 Před 4 lety +1116

    The gap between the rich and the poor is what started the French Revolution

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 Před 4 lety +34

      I want my cake!!!!!!!!!

    • @edilangsultan3522
      @edilangsultan3522 Před 4 lety +24

      In general it was a revolution that aimed to throw away absolute monarchy, which is also taken as an example by nearby countries. It was a bloody shift towards establishing a Republic. No one wants to listen to Kings tax them to oblivion, even the good earning merchants, just to fund wars (they recently participated in the Amercan war for independence against the Brits) and see the Royal Family doing well for themselves.
      Monarchies are kinda like socialist countries somehow, you pay huge tax to the Royal Family whenever they want to, and if you are unfortunately born a peasant, there's virtually no way to get out of that class.

    • @towoawawaboofficial
      @towoawawaboofficial Před 4 lety +2

      Yet, nothing changed

    • @rebeccac8011
      @rebeccac8011 Před 4 lety +20

      Maybe it's time that gap starts another revolution here.

    • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
      @SUPER_WOLFMOON Před 4 lety +9

      And pretty much every revolution ever!

  • @trumpetmusic5672
    @trumpetmusic5672 Před 4 lety +403

    Jeff Bezos is sitting somewhere watching this and thinking; "amateurs"

  • @joannapilgrim
    @joannapilgrim Před 4 lety +131

    My favorite line was that Jussie Smollett ‘was judged by the content of his character not the color of his skin’ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Well done Trevor; well done!

  • @lianarose1384
    @lianarose1384 Před 4 lety +305

    "Honestly, for that amount of money, just buy a smarter kid" 🤣😂

    • @banaalhariri6434
      @banaalhariri6434 Před 3 lety +5

      a fellow exo-l!!!!

    • @zirkyrie8916
      @zirkyrie8916 Před 3 lety +3

      Imagine when you realize that there is a real market for children, mainly in europe coz of the skin colour.

    • @lianarose1384
      @lianarose1384 Před 3 lety +4

      @@banaalhariri6434 yes haha

  • @kawaiiskeleton297
    @kawaiiskeleton297 Před 4 lety +143

    “My God the assholery!” My new favorite phrase😂😂👌🏻

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer Před 4 lety +444

    The word "privilege," literally translates as "private law."
    How the law treats you depends highly on your class.

    • @Dinlitla
      @Dinlitla Před 4 lety +13

      I try to learn something new every day. This is today's "something new" . Thank you!

    • @Mr_Azali
      @Mr_Azali Před 4 lety +8

      Why not be completely honest & include race in that. Unadulterated truth is what gets us out of this shit show that's been built by generations of peasants with money & power.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +1032

    We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 Před 4 lety +237

    In ref to the college scandal: I'm disabled. Ive been denied ssi and I'm still in appeal. I was illegally kicked out of community college and couldn't fight it.
    I can barely afford to go to school online half time because the gov granted me some help due to my disability. But I don't have a laptop. I can't afford books. I can't afford to go full time.
    These rich parents should be ASHAMED of themselves and frankly I wouldn't mind them paying my way after all the suffering I've been through.

    • @damonguzman
      @damonguzman Před 4 lety +4

      I'm sorry to hear that, how are you disabled?

    • @kellyc4866
      @kellyc4866 Před 4 lety +3

      You wouldn't mind them paying for your tuition but they would mind paying for you. You see, things have to work both ways and currently, the odds are in their favor, not yours.

    • @mads1097
      @mads1097 Před 4 lety +4

      do you have a venmo or gofundme? i would be happy to help you out in any way i can! us college students have to stick together!

    • @khirsah666
      @khirsah666 Před 3 lety +5

      Damn... my country is shitty but at least college is free and government pay extra money for your expenses and your dorm if you're poor or successful. If you're not poor you can still get the money to pay it later when you graduate and get a job.

    • @DarkAttack14
      @DarkAttack14 Před 3 lety +3

      @@damonguzman I love your direct nature in asking that question. Most people don't have the balls to check up when someone makes a claim like that its refreshing to see!

  • @nattydreadlocks1973
    @nattydreadlocks1973 Před 4 lety +446

    Their kids have had the best of everything and still can't get into that one certain school. It wasn't meant to be.

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 Před 4 lety +13

      nattydreadlocks1973 - Where were their parents when they were goofing off in high school?
      And there are huge numbers of colleges and universities in this country. People who don't need financial aid would have no trouble finding one that would accept them. They don't need a diploma from some Ivy League school and whatever USC is. Does ivy even grow in California?

    • @dwhite8997
      @dwhite8997 Před 4 lety +3

      @Bunkiebe is this from the Kardashian playbook? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @melodypond1003
      @melodypond1003 Před 4 lety +6

      I am the child of fairly wealthy parents (upper middle class) but I still financial aid and I have no chance of getting that at a school like USC. I’m glad I stopped getting wrapped up in acceptance rates and the “prestigiousness” of schools.

    • @atomicman2307
      @atomicman2307 Před 4 lety +11

      I beat their kids on the sat and I come from the projects in the hood

    • @constancejenkins3867
      @constancejenkins3867 Před 4 lety +2

      @@atomicman2307 It's CLEARLY NOT where you come from it's How bad you want it and to Grow and Change your life.!! Oh ..and Congratulations to you

  • @MrQuangvha
    @MrQuangvha Před 4 lety +1914

    I can't believe aunt Becky got indicted before Trump.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +45

      Really? Nowhere in the bible does it say the antichrist will be indicted.

    • @julespeace684
      @julespeace684 Před 4 lety +14

      To Ken Allen, ever hear the joke... The Devil moved the Fence 5 feet into Heaven, God told him to take it down. Devil “No, lets go to court and by the way the best Attorneys are this side of the fence”. It did not end well, we were cursed with tRumpaDump for FAUXTUS. That was the Devil’s pay back, poor losers.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +12

      @@julespeace684 I recall a similar version of that joke but I completely understand. To be fair to Trump, I dont honestly think he is the antichrist. I just believe he is the path upon which the antichrist will walk freely upon.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +6

      @Jennifer Erickson My money is on Jared Kushner, and I may be murdered for this, but I dont think the beast will carry his mark upon his body. Yet demand loyalty from others. I think the hairpiece is a parasite of some form that will clarify itself in time.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +4

      @Jennifer Erickson Hairpiece=illegal alien of some form

  • @deborahlivingston6989
    @deborahlivingston6989 Před 3 lety +88

    Trevor,
    America NEEDS YOU! Your honesty and freshness give me hope for our nation.
    Stay safe.

    • @floranightwing2969
      @floranightwing2969 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes this guy is fantastic

    • @faseiolasec9770
      @faseiolasec9770 Před 3 lety

      We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?

  • @nosiphomanzini2315
    @nosiphomanzini2315 Před 4 lety +53

    I am obsessed with this show 😢.... I bindge watch these episodes.

  • @genewilson186
    @genewilson186 Před 4 lety +400

    The rich get richer the poor get prison.

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 Před 4 lety +9

      It makes me have close to no respect for the justice system. I adhere to my own code of ethics. I try not to affect others in ways I wouldn't want to be affected. Other than that, fuck the law.

    • @skbwolverine
      @skbwolverine Před 4 lety +11

      And the rich get richer from keeping poor people in prison. Privatization of prisons is big money.

    • @Toneloke-xm9jv
      @Toneloke-xm9jv Před 4 lety +7

      privatizing any industry always leads to corruption

    • @loc978
      @loc978 Před 4 lety

      Don't forget why prisons make the money they do. Prisoners are the last case in this country where slavery is still legal. It's still practiced elsewhere, but in prison it's officially condoned by the powers that be.

  • @lkhjsdfg
    @lkhjsdfg Před 4 lety +547

    Another reason sports should have nothing to do with education.

    • @ADetailedHouse
      @ADetailedHouse Před 4 lety +33

      Scott Cox Agreed. That's exactly why Ivy League colleges do not offer athletic scholarships. If kids spent all those hours, weeks, years learning/studying, instead of playing sports, even just part of the time & dedication, kids would get into better schools.

    • @LouMontana-wc7nr
      @LouMontana-wc7nr Před 4 lety +12

      AMEN!

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck Před 4 lety +10

      @@ADetailedHouse They don't? Since when?

    • @mysticwolf39
      @mysticwolf39 Před 4 lety +14

      As a soccer player myself I agree.

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto Před 4 lety +29

      I think that's an American thing. University sports are a very small amateur endeavour in most countries.

  • @calvinwarren6732
    @calvinwarren6732 Před 4 lety +43

    Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition!!! Lol 💀☠

  • @thamilucky4820
    @thamilucky4820 Před 3 lety +7

    I think you should make a show like this in South Africa, people are not watching news anymore and I personally think this is a new way to watch news❤
    We love you trevor

  • @shellikalton130
    @shellikalton130 Před 4 lety +386

    I don't think they should go to jail. I think that they should give the same amount of money to fund students who would have been denied because of their actions. They should also do community service.

    • @Pcarnevaaa
      @Pcarnevaaa Před 4 lety +29

      I mean they could fund a scholarship for underserved students who have the smarts but not the money. Imagine 500,000 in a scholarship fund with it building interest could save many students.

    • @aadityaphadnis8399
      @aadityaphadnis8399 Před 4 lety +7

      May be they should. Then the lawmakers would do something to improve the broken prison system.

    • @balboa-capital
      @balboa-capital Před 4 lety +12

      That's still paying your way out of jail. People are quick to shun rich people for paying their way out of crimes, but if the money is offered to you, then you quickly change your tone

    • @Tankliker
      @Tankliker Před 4 lety +2

      The joke is that is no even needed that all riches do that but only a small amount of them. You can do so much with that money that now is unreachable behind bankaccounts.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Před 4 lety +11

      Why should they not be in jail?? Do the crime(s), do the time.

  • @KennethandJoyce
    @KennethandJoyce Před 4 lety +102

    Admit if your guilty and we will let you go 😂😂😂😂

  • @smokydiyeap1373
    @smokydiyeap1373 Před 4 lety +72

    How arrogant to be signing autographs before your trial!

  • @supercringe1632
    @supercringe1632 Před 4 lety +20

    Trevor the only one that keeps me updated in the best way 👍🏾

  • @catherineangeles5544
    @catherineangeles5544 Před 4 lety +220

    Laurie,pay for my tuition fee is super hilarious😄😄😄

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 Před 4 lety +3

      She was looking at the camera while yelling that. Knew that it was going to be broadcast :D

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Karlthegreat84 I thought it sounded like one of Trevor's reporters. The blonde one, I forget her name. Desi Lydic, that's the one.

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AlanHope2013 Maybe, either way it's hilarious :D

    • @hardlessons9732
      @hardlessons9732 Před 4 lety

      Facts

  • @kelleycondon6504
    @kelleycondon6504 Před 4 lety +43

    Smiling and signing autographs lol I'm glad she was caught

  • @indominuswrex9465
    @indominuswrex9465 Před 4 lety +126

    "They keep rubbing their money in people's faces!" And now we want to see them suffer like we do 😁

    • @fbpo1699
      @fbpo1699 Před 3 lety +1

      Kinda ironic, the dude that said that was wearing a $40k Rolex Day-Date

  • @cynthiarichardson8189
    @cynthiarichardson8189 Před 4 lety +125

    Trump promise the USA they are gonna be so rich so fast.
    Almost 4 years ,Still waiting

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 Před 4 lety +2

      ...pretty sure he didn't mean US, specifically... As his actions show.

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Před 4 lety +2

      He is a pathological liar

    • @watcherenjoyer123
      @watcherenjoyer123 Před 3 lety

      Taypayer money is being stolen and no tax audits went out.

    • @lindawoodring7404
      @lindawoodring7404 Před 3 lety

      Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

    • @kjbaker8532
      @kjbaker8532 Před 3 lety

      Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před 4 lety +1211

    Money can't buy Smartness for students. Look at Trump.

    • @zealousprogrammer4539
      @zealousprogrammer4539 Před 4 lety

      @ThePark 627 I got ya Smartn[l]ess (without) hahaha

    • @zealousprogrammer4539
      @zealousprogrammer4539 Před 4 lety +5

      @ThePark 627 No, I feel no sympathy for Trump whatsoever!

    • @Pcarnevaaa
      @Pcarnevaaa Před 4 lety +1

      “UPenn” lol

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Před 4 lety +13

      But it can buy that piece of paper that employers decide is more important than intelligence or aptitude. And if it comes from the same place the boss's came from you'll definitely going to get the job, as long as you can schmooze long enough for the interview. And let's face it A LOT of people fail up.

    • @leiajiang7877
      @leiajiang7877 Před 4 lety +2

      Illiterate

  • @Gaeilgeoir
    @Gaeilgeoir Před 4 lety +18

    I can't decide which I love more: Trevor cracking up at that audience member's groan at 8:04 or the way the end-of-video music kept playing and then tricked us into more Trevor again and again. Well done! More videos like this, please, Trevor! 😁😁😁

  • @vanng799
    @vanng799 Před 4 lety +46

    Trevor is just brilliant, love him!

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana Před 4 lety +214

    We already live in the hunger games. The decadence of the 1% is disgusting. There wouldn't be poverty and starvation if the rich werent hoarding the wealth they get from the broken backs of the many.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Před 4 lety +5

      "How do you you think they got so Rich?"
      Oh...you just answered it.

    • @wolfila8873
      @wolfila8873 Před 4 lety +7

      Wait...? You really think that the existence of rich people causes poverty and starvation? How does that work? Rich people are rich because they've exchanged goods or their talents that people need/want in exchange for money. They are creators of wealth. They are solvers of problems. If you're going to generalize all bad things of "rich people" because what some of them do (like cheating taxes) then generalize the goods things as well, won't you?

    • @joanbowden7634
      @joanbowden7634 Před 4 lety +6

      U just reminded me of the time my late husband had to do a stage for a KY horse farm.
      He came home telling me that the "cheapest" car there was a Jaguar.
      Long story short, he brought home filet mignon, fresh lobster, caviar, unopened bottles of champagne (not the cheap stuff), gorgeous centerpieces, u name it!
      Guess what the hosts were gonna do w/ it? U got it....trash it!
      Must be nice to be that rich that u can just trash food like that w/ no regard for other's hunger.

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 Před 4 lety +2

      @Morgoth Bauglir I'd assume that many of the CEO's of yesteryear were the ones who built companies from the ground up, and had more respect for the workers because they used to be one themselves, instead of going to an elite college, and taking the fast track to being an executive.

    • @SensationalBanana
      @SensationalBanana Před 4 lety +4

      @@wolfila8873 I don't think so, I know so. The US is a prime example on what happens when Capitalists are allowed free roam.
      Your worship of the rich won't make your life better. They couldn't care less about you.

  • @theresav1679
    @theresav1679 Před 4 lety +47

    How is it this video is hilarious and yet completely depressing? All at the same time. 😔😔😔😟😟😟

  • @jeffwanakacha4983
    @jeffwanakacha4983 Před 3 lety +5

    Took me this long to ever comment on a Trevor Noah joke..but hey- First thing that happened on this one- he laughed soooooo hard. And- I laughed, instinctively, just as hard!!

  • @TheWheelchairGuy
    @TheWheelchairGuy Před 4 lety +659

    Where does Trump get his Milk from?
    Mos-Cow

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 4 lety +29

      Ba dum tsshh

    • @supremacy2040
      @supremacy2040 Před 4 lety +24

      Great dad joke, I’m gonna take that one into my repertoire

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety +12

      Lool ,i guess he gets his meat from Slo -vealia too?

    • @supremacy2040
      @supremacy2040 Před 4 lety +8

      Pietro Jenkins and his pussy from Jhina. Oh we were talking cows. Ooopps

    • @bookashkin
      @bookashkin Před 4 lety +2

      It's just a conspiracy theory pushed my Rachel Mad-Cow

  • @leorictheskeletonking9462
    @leorictheskeletonking9462 Před 4 lety +207

    If I had the money, I wouldn’t buy my kid into school, I buy the school!

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +15

      How about just getting them acting lessons. Then using your connections to get them gigs.

    • @Low_violin
      @Low_violin Před 4 lety +6

      Disney should take your advice for their kid Peter... #disneybuysonyalready

    • @sakurarayne
      @sakurarayne Před 4 lety +13

      Or just you know.....teach them stuff...maybe a tutor?

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sakurarayne That's dangerous thinking. We're not talking about sense or morals here, we're talking about results guaranteed by money legally.

    • @justinjiang
      @justinjiang Před 4 lety +2

      Enough money to bribe , but not enough money to buy an entire achool

  • @MalikDShawn
    @MalikDShawn Před 4 lety +35

    The fact that he continues to call her by her Full House name "Aunt Becky" is hilarious

  • @shuttlegirl1749
    @shuttlegirl1749 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how he starts the jussie smollett segment 😂😂😂I wouldn't have started it with a straight face either

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 Před 4 lety +537

    Whole lotta people worshipping the almighty dollar

    • @ibrahimcisse9
      @ibrahimcisse9 Před 4 lety +4

      Tetsu Hatano aint that the usa?

    • @bushidotestu1997
      @bushidotestu1997 Před 4 lety +7

      Khalil Cisse unfortunately

    • @jesterjacks3933
      @jesterjacks3933 Před 4 lety +5

      Shiiiiiit, money can't buy happiness but it gets you pretty damn close.

    • @Tcwilliams07
      @Tcwilliams07 Před 4 lety +5

      C.R.E.A.M.
      Sad but true

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +2

      Preachers needing jets, presidents needing walls and vacation expenses, God needing tithes. Man, we can go back forever with this stuff.

  • @frankduku9387
    @frankduku9387 Před 4 lety +22

    Smart way of throwing more light on biased justice system in a hilarious manner..I love this show

  • @aurelcruz4115
    @aurelcruz4115 Před 4 lety +40

    I was feeling bad for corruption in India now we have company

  • @harmscharm
    @harmscharm Před 4 lety +37

    “ Pittsburgh entertain me”omfg😂

  • @sorasorisora
    @sorasorisora Před 4 lety +151

    why is it that Trevor, Seth, and Stephen always take their hiatus on the same week lately? my sanity and sense of humor go rock bottom whenever they're not on air.

    • @celinetan7257
      @celinetan7257 Před 4 lety +2

      SAME I feel so empty!!! :’(

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 4 lety +1

      Same been trying to keep my sense of humor up.

    • @henrywilliams3355
      @henrywilliams3355 Před 4 lety +13

      And John Oliver is barely enough to tide us over because he's weekly and not daily...

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 Před 4 lety +7

      August is a crap month for TV.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u Před 4 lety +3

      Omg same here... Bill Maher is on my list as well.

  • @Luna15234
    @Luna15234 Před 4 lety +73

    When you are that rich you start to think that you are above the law and can do anything
    And apparently, you can get away with it by just some community service😐 that's a shame

    • @ilikefoodcrazy
      @ilikefoodcrazy Před 4 lety +2

      Thats life

    • @imalwayswatching1388
      @imalwayswatching1388 Před 4 lety

      Actually, community service is a common punishment for first-time misdemeanors of this stature, regardless of wealth. I'm not going to argue that rich people dont have an advantage in the CJS cause that's obviously not true since they have access to better lawyers, but honestly, this is pretty standard.

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 Před 3 lety +2

    20:27 Wow that clip aged beautifully 🤣🤣🤣

  • @igorac
    @igorac Před 4 lety +1091

    Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
    Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
    Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
    Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
    Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
    Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
    Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
    Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
    Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
    Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
    Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
    President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
    Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
    President: “Ah, in that case…”

  • @sandralybrand9407
    @sandralybrand9407 Před 3 lety +5

    Trevor is hilarious but also spot on!

  • @luiv6075
    @luiv6075 Před 4 lety +6

    this is probably one of the best segments on tv. shedding light on the class discrimination that happens everyday

  • @jparry1942
    @jparry1942 Před 2 lety +5

    Neil Brennan... I can't breathe! On point and hilarious. If you or yours are ever coming through Boone IA you got a (covid) safe haven. Thanks. Respect.

  • @Reymii100
    @Reymii100 Před 4 lety +41

    Did just anybody noticed that at 13:59 you can hear lucid dreams from Juicy Wrld in the background? wtf 😂

  • @noctxrnal_cnvs
    @noctxrnal_cnvs Před 4 lety +4

    The "Make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans" remark is gold!! 🤣

  • @mchras
    @mchras Před 4 lety +11

    I'm so happy that I have an education system that doesn't care about money or status or if you were class president or the star athlete in high school. Cheating is not even worth it over here because you get so much help and so many opportunities. But more importantly, I'm so happy that most colleges (even the most prestigious ones) are tuition-free. No college debts for me or my parents!

  • @hildafaith9165
    @hildafaith9165 Před 2 lety +2

    this is the best realistic comedy show ever .love u trevoh

  • @galemiller7422
    @galemiller7422 Před 4 lety +3

    Trevor Noah is the Best comedian I've seen in a long time! The jussie Smollett! Story is hilarious! I did not know Subway was open 24 hours either?until I saw the interview with Jesse Smollett making this so much funnier! 😂 Lol!❤️

  • @monkeybeasts
    @monkeybeasts Před 4 lety +113

    rich people are so greedy for more money

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Před 4 lety +7

      Most rich people don't think they are rich, they'll always look up to the ultra rich and think themselves poor.
      Often acting like they have it so much harder than those who don't even make minimum wage.

    • @foxt.5043
      @foxt.5043 Před 4 lety +3

      You know to an African that statement would apply to you ;/

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 Před 4 lety +1

      @@foxt.5043 that's such a good point

    • @deacan5510
      @deacan5510 Před 4 lety +1

      Fox T. I’m African and I ain’t poor

    • @foxt.5043
      @foxt.5043 Před 4 lety

      @@deacan5510 then count yourself more fortunate than others

  • @vividpetite
    @vividpetite Před 4 lety +116

    Please talk about the amazon fire

    • @grayrachelle
      @grayrachelle Před 4 lety +3

      thanks for saying this. I just started reading about it now. amazonwatch.org/news/2019/0821-amazon-rainforest-has-been-on-fire-for-three-weeks-heres-why-youre-only-hearing-about-it-now

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +2

      That's news, get out of here 😶

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm Před 4 lety +8

      They're off this week, thus all the clip compilations.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 Před 4 lety +6

      @@wardenm True but in general, the Amazon is not getting the publication it needs.

    • @lorddabian5030
      @lorddabian5030 Před 4 lety +11

      Ken Allen amazon in the lungs of this planet , yet Notre Dam had more publicity , people’s priorities sucks

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před 4 lety +27

    Laurie !! Laurie !! Pay my tuition !! funny sound bite of the year . The only funnier one would have been when police carried Julian Assange out of the Ecuadorian embassy like a plank of lumber and Julian Assange had yelled -- Trump!! Trump !! Pay my Lawyer !!

  • @rc6936
    @rc6936 Před 4 lety +7

    You have got to be the funniest person since George Carlin I love you Trevor

  • @HongFeiBai
    @HongFeiBai Před 4 lety +36

    "I'm really rich! I'm really rich!"
    Now that I've gotten into the mindset, I'm ready to run for President.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto Před 4 lety +2

      You forgot the part where he convinces his fans that he is really one of them and has been fucking them over...um, I mean...fighting for them all his life.

  • @zazodream4218
    @zazodream4218 Před 4 lety +42

    Lol I cant focus on the stories trevor is so funny 🤣😂🤣
    Well it's all pretty sad but at least he made it entertaining

  • @jasprerph
    @jasprerph Před 4 lety +4

    Trevor , you give me life ! Intelligent and witty comedy ! Love you !

    • @davidhyde9474
      @davidhyde9474 Před rokem

      SERIOUSLY HE NEEDS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024

  • @rsj4548
    @rsj4548 Před 4 lety +11

    Rich people really live in another world.

  • @sdpitt49
    @sdpitt49 Před 4 lety +113

    The United Oligarchy of America

    • @sdpitt49
      @sdpitt49 Před 4 lety +4

      @Boyd if you think this all started with trump, then you have a LOT of back seasons to catch up on. LOL trump was completely predictable

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Před 4 lety +9

    11:33
    It’s a serious matter, but that part gets me every time.

  • @KittMouri
    @KittMouri Před 4 lety +5

    Trevor's laugh is priceless! 😂❤

  • @olenkap9585
    @olenkap9585 Před 4 lety +18

    Trevor talks about rich people like he isn't a millionaire himself =)))

    • @WakeNbaker
      @WakeNbaker Před 3 lety +5

      He also understands what it's like to be dirt poor unlike these people he speaks about who are born into money.

    • @CreepinCreeper01
      @CreepinCreeper01 Před 3 lety +1

      If he even is a millionaire it has only been since hosting the daily show

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 3 lety +4

      Jessica Baker yah people who got rich after knowing what it is like to be dirt poor understand the struggles of everyday people.

  • @mochiasdessert
    @mochiasdessert Před 4 lety +3

    This show is funny and educational, lovin it

  • @ottobormann
    @ottobormann Před 4 lety +170

    Who down voted this video? The defendants?

    •  Před 4 lety +2

      IDK, I m not American (but I do not dislike comedians) but how many segments was not really funny? Tax evasion in corruption? Being American, voted for Trump and realised U got conman for potus? Having roads as top of their socialism needs as nation? Or even word 'nation' in the title? wtf USA has largest % of poverty amoung all OECD (developed world)... I watch Travor only cause he is not triing to 'MSM propaganda' his jokes.

    • @foreverchosenstreamer9653
      @foreverchosenstreamer9653 Před 4 lety +14

      @Kim Jong-un really? Your name... i can't even take you seriously

    • @donnmckee4973
      @donnmckee4973 Před 4 lety

      The rich making fun of how the rich get out of things is suppose to be entertainment?

    • @shaunneyuzi5702
      @shaunneyuzi5702 Před 4 lety

      A Redditor

    • @ottobormann
      @ottobormann Před 4 lety +7

      Miha Ucakar Noah is making public service here: a funny spin is an aid for attention and therefore memory he is helping to build memories in people with very short attention span. I therefore cherish his work for using his platform and fame to call the attention on the not funny corruption that divides the legal system into two tiers: one for the wealthy and a very different for the not wealthy.

  • @bridgetbinion8494
    @bridgetbinion8494 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love when Trevor gets the giggles.

  • @ptierney12
    @ptierney12 Před 4 lety +2

    This is a great segment!

  • @shellikalton130
    @shellikalton130 Před 4 lety +34

    I think you have a great idea of funding scholarships. The punishment would fit the crime

  • @justme0910
    @justme0910 Před 4 lety +47

    I used to say "Eat the rich" as a joke, but the more I hear about their antics, the more I start to believe that literal wealth-based cannibalism might be a good idea after all.

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 Před 4 lety +2

      It's Eat The Rich vs Kill The Poor

    • @SaraH-jn5db
      @SaraH-jn5db Před 4 lety +1

      Getting #wealthbasedcannibalism tattooed on my ass

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 3 lety

      And the rich are panicing because it is looking more and more possible

  • @imaginethat3026
    @imaginethat3026 Před 4 lety +4

    That comedian drove the point home perfectly: its not that we want something for nothing, we just want a chance at survival.

    • @davidhyde9474
      @davidhyde9474 Před rokem +1

      HE IS A HONORED JOURNALIST EXTREMLY BRILLANT HE SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024

  • @algamboa1987
    @algamboa1987 Před 4 lety +1

    Love these compilations, thanks CC.

  • @ariannasubs8015
    @ariannasubs8015 Před 4 lety +5

    I died laughing at 8:02 😂😂😂😂😂 Love you Trevor

  • @hannah5369
    @hannah5369 Před 4 lety +146

    It's funny that Trump tried to buy Greenland and then canceled the trip because they said no. like seriously even they thought he was joking and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with. It's not like we can put him in time out for his temper tantrum either, seriously he needs to grow up.

    • @kx4998
      @kx4998 Před 4 lety +6

      nah he must have thought we are in the 1800s

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Před 4 lety +21

      Lol he canceled a trip to Denmark cause he couldn't buy Greenland. That's even crazier. It's like canceling a trip to the UK because he couldn't buy Australia.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto Před 4 lety +35

      He said that the Danish PM was 'nasty' to him and could have just politely said 'no thanks'. This coming from a man who insults and demeans anyone who doesn't fall at his feet; who runs more vendettas than all of Italy put together; who promises and then foreswears as naturally as breathing...

    • @Hassefar60
      @Hassefar60 Před 4 lety +23

      "... and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with".
      Believe me.. we knew already.

    • @healingdog364
      @healingdog364 Před 4 lety +4

      Affluenza... so they say

  • @amansyj
    @amansyj Před 3 lety +3

    "Juicy Smuliyee" by Dave Chappelle😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shireenzada7111
    @shireenzada7111 Před 4 lety +3

    Lmao at the” little Joshua “part

  • @davitcastro1619
    @davitcastro1619 Před 4 lety +12

    Why does the beat go so hard tho? Yall didn't have to hype me up like that every minute and a half.

  • @drew_gon1617
    @drew_gon1617 Před 4 lety +3

    These videos are great to remember everything shitty that’s happened for the past while

  • @ltanksley1
    @ltanksley1 Před 4 lety +11

    The crime and the bonus crime. They should spend serious time in jail.

  • @VidsVenk
    @VidsVenk Před 4 lety +2

    13:00 - 13:25 Trevor's silver linings are the best.

  • @ronkirk5099
    @ronkirk5099 Před 4 lety +3

    Great segment! You nailed it Trevor and did it with comic flare!!

  • @JustaMomnFamily
    @JustaMomnFamily Před 4 lety +3

    Btw I just want to say to whomever edited this video: Thank you for your time that you took to make this longer put together clips!

  • @miapark1018
    @miapark1018 Před 3 lety +1

    Idk why i laughed so hard on the Eagles joke but he would definitely not walk out walking 😂

  • @RochelleEskue
    @RochelleEskue Před 4 lety +7

    They won't be in shock or mad at him. Instead, they'll praise him for his deceitfulness and be proud of him for manipulating the system.

  • @3as1
    @3as1 Před 4 lety +34

    Best joke, buy another kid for that amount of money :))

  • @trevorz459
    @trevorz459 Před 4 lety +266

    I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
    Buy all of the things I never had
    Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
    Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

  • @MoneyGist
    @MoneyGist Před 4 lety +2

    "My God, the ass-holery!" 😂

  • @thegoodfight4874
    @thegoodfight4874 Před 4 lety +2

    From Chappelle to the Daily Show... The circle of Comedy Central.

  • @jrdmotivation8845
    @jrdmotivation8845 Před 4 lety +3

    One of my favorite Show on CC. Addressing real society issues using comedy !!!

  • @16KennedyJackie
    @16KennedyJackie Před 3 lety +8

    i just realize that trevor made "bad guy signing a check for a murder" with his trump voice XD

  • @rafinilhan5957
    @rafinilhan5957 Před 3 lety

    Heh I'm even smirking at the bending statue of liberty 🗽 in the intro. Funny show.

  • @padmajagannathan1148
    @padmajagannathan1148 Před 3 lety +1

    the intro made me wanna watch Crazy Rich Asians again for some reason🤷‍♀️

  • @Fernandez711
    @Fernandez711 Před 4 lety +8

    My whole school is slowly embracing democratic socialism. I'm starting a club to promote it. I'm excited for our future ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

    • @yammyfromearth3410
      @yammyfromearth3410 Před 4 lety

      I don't know... Socialism in the books is kind of a bad thing.
      Just saying.

    • @Fernandez711
      @Fernandez711 Před 4 lety +2

      @@yammyfromearth3410 socialism and democratic socialism are different. I understand your confusion but if you take a couple minutes just to google it, you'll see the difference.

    • @Fernandez711
      @Fernandez711 Před 4 lety

      @@aprilmay1700 I disagree but everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's been a huge success btw :)

  • @mysticmarble94
    @mysticmarble94 Před 4 lety +14

    I want new episodes 😭😭😭😭