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  • The Daily Show takes stock of some of the most corrupt and unqualified people to make it into Donald Trump's orbit, including Scott Pruitt, Stephen Miller and Brett Kavanaugh.
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  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny Před 5 lety +2017

    "Motherf•cker never heard of whispering...?!" 😂😂😂

  • @seabago8463
    @seabago8463 Před 5 lety +536

    That Fox reporter questioning Pruitt has all of my respect. But sadly probably kept none of his job after that. Lol.

    • @spaceinbetween6591
      @spaceinbetween6591 Před 5 lety +46

      Honestly, Fox is starting to show more and more morals. Recently, they sided WITH CNN in their lawsuit against Trump. I’m not saying Fox is trustworthy now, just that if they keep going this direction, they could possibly redeem themselves

    • @atwilliams8
      @atwilliams8 Před 5 lety +19

      Pruitt was a fall guy... The left was playing all the headlines on Pruitt as reflective of Trump's poor judgement, the right countered with a "rogue agent" defense. That Pruitt wasn't really close to Trump or the administration and was doing crazy things on his own. Fox ran with it of course.

    • @emberarashi1987
      @emberarashi1987 Před 4 lety +9

      spaceinbetween hell recently more and more of the people at fox are starting to wake up and realize “oh crap this guys nuts”

    • @tablo1394
      @tablo1394 Před 4 lety +3

      @@spaceinbetween6591 that was only really Smith Shep, then he got fired after pressure from the admisistration :/

    • @MogajiMohammed
      @MogajiMohammed Před 3 lety +3

      @@tablo1394 They still have Cavuto and Wallace and Bahier

  • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
    @ampleoloruntogbe1434 Před 4 lety +277

    Honestly, anyone who thinks Kavanaugh is still innocent after asking Sen. Klobuchar that question needs to re-evaluate their ideals.

    • @corwilliams3098
      @corwilliams3098 Před 3 lety +44

      even if innocent, his temper, arrogance, disrespect , and wacko performance should have disqualified him

    • @hatorihanso1238
      @hatorihanso1238 Před 3 lety +5

      QueenOfTheClouds
      Many will say he is innocent, nobody thinks it.

    • @kodongj
      @kodongj Před 3 lety

      @@hatorihanso1238 ¹

    • @danielmorales3580
      @danielmorales3580 Před 3 lety +1

      66 yy

    • @hatorihanso1238
      @hatorihanso1238 Před 3 lety

      Wak Jai Selamat Hei hei👍

  • @nellynelly690
    @nellynelly690 Před 5 lety +292

    Ben Carson "I don't want to open the book and look at the numbers" .....what ... Wow 😂😂😂

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 5 lety +16

      Ah, yes. Like when a suspected murderer on trial is asked "Is this the knife you used to kill the victim?" and the suspect innocently retorts "I'd rather not look at a knife. Can't I just have a bag of cheetos instead?" ...Denying blatantly damning evidence is all the rage in this swampy new age of ours, it seems...

    • @sharonjohnson1702
      @sharonjohnson1702 Před 4 lety +7

      Everything I c Ben Carson I get speach less and embarrass

    • @supertornadogun1690
      @supertornadogun1690 Před 3 lety +4

      Wtf I read this right when he said it

    • @barbaramaroney6890
      @barbaramaroney6890 Před 2 lety +1

      What happened to Ben Carson? He was a renowned surgeon. Why did he leave his medical profession?

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl Před rokem +1

      @@barbaramaroney6890 ego, and money

  • @yorade1
    @yorade1 Před 5 lety +647

    4 years ago all of this would at best be a inflated onion article...

    • @robin3840
      @robin3840 Před 5 lety +35

      I really miss those times.

    • @pelotasdad
      @pelotasdad Před 5 lety +15

      i think the onion is always correct at predicting the future.... like this was written five years ago, and it really happened! politics.theonion.com/bearded-keffiyeh-clad-jared-kushner-avoids-conflict-of-1829867930

    • @1989MrMoney
      @1989MrMoney Před 5 lety +8

      This needs all the likes.

    • @johnktejik9847
      @johnktejik9847 Před 5 lety +5

      A bulletproof desk?? Awesome.

    • @pelotasdad
      @pelotasdad Před 5 lety

      Just Chencking i know this. please don’t make me do the joke autopsy......

  • @vishishify
    @vishishify Před 5 lety +381

    I think the difference between Jon and Tervor is that jon came off as your really smart uncle while trevor is like your older brother. He messes up once in a while but at the end of the day you cant help but love him

    • @deirdrehaneman3506
      @deirdrehaneman3506 Před 4 lety +40

      Both equally as talented! Different personalities , & perspectives! I love them both!

    • @galacticunicorn6319
      @galacticunicorn6319 Před 3 lety +11

      I agree that they are both talented!

    • @yyoder5890
      @yyoder5890 Před rokem +1

      Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz a trained actor who worked in Hollywood, after becoming a comedian... Jon born with a silver spoon in an affluent community... Trevor history and background is the complete opposite. Dirt poor, single mom from the African ghetto and a dead beat Caucasian dad who pray upon young Africa woman living in Mother Africa. Two different worlds... this is observed in how Trevor relates from multiple prospective, while Jon required an anchor as his scope is narrower then Trevor.

    • @candacecasey5222
      @candacecasey5222 Před rokem +2

      Trevor is closer to my age so no and I actually think he is MORE articulate than Jon Stewart. I heard him mess up much more often.

  • @sharonchang6006
    @sharonchang6006 Před 5 lety +29

    Carson’s dining set could pay for my college tuition

  • @nike7429
    @nike7429 Před 5 lety +44

    18:41. I didn't expect such a firey roast session. That was comedy gold

  • @honkthegoose3543
    @honkthegoose3543 Před 5 lety +3330

    I'm voting for Shrek in 2020. At least he could manage his swamp correctly.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266

    But Trump said he was gonna drain the swamp...
    Are you saying that Trump...is a liar?

    • @josezazueta19
      @josezazueta19 Před 5 lety +88

      Just a little. He reminds me the Lying King movie.

    • @thegreatandpowerfultwily394
      @thegreatandpowerfultwily394 Před 5 lety +88

      The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua
      But he couldn't be! That would make all of us who voted for him look stupid! Better double down; just keep winning!

    • @sontelena8818
      @sontelena8818 Před 5 lety +58

      Its not lying. Its "winning". And he was right. I am tired of "winning"

    • @geniumme2502
      @geniumme2502 Před 5 lety +9

      so does that mean he was not lying? you just had to find 'the true meaning' of what he was saying :D?

    • @BlueSpirit.
      @BlueSpirit. Před 5 lety +3

      @@sontelena8818 Fool

  • @carlosherring7577
    @carlosherring7577 Před 4 lety +58

    Kavanaugh rants and deflects like he's GUILTY

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Před 4 lety +41

    I love the way Trevor says "You drowned my wife."

  • @haleyvanhorn1374
    @haleyvanhorn1374 Před 5 lety +902

    Trevor Noah is the love of my life.

    • @josianneash4553
      @josianneash4553 Před 5 lety +12

      Haley Van Horn Love of your life? How could you make love to a man like that? He would crack jokes the whole time😂😂😂😂.. I'm sorry I just can't see him as being serious about anything.

    • @haleyvanhorn1374
      @haleyvanhorn1374 Před 5 lety +34

      Josianne Ash I mean it’s called exaggeration. I just love his show.

    • @halfcastwraith
      @halfcastwraith Před 5 lety +35

      @@haleyvanhorn1374 in that case guess he's the love of mine too, and I'm a grown man 😂

    • @videotroll3973
      @videotroll3973 Před 5 lety +29

      Sorry he's mine!! 🤔🤔

    • @haleyvanhorn1374
      @haleyvanhorn1374 Před 5 lety +33

      Well we all know he knows what the “list” is thanks to Anna Kendrick and I’m pretty sure he’s #1. I thought I’d never get over Jon Stewart leaving, but Trevor legitimately puts a smile on my face when nothing else can.

  • @joaquinrosas4727
    @joaquinrosas4727 Před 5 lety +232

    *_WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP_*

  • @rameelshabdin3772
    @rameelshabdin3772 Před 5 lety +148

    This administration disgusts me

    • @Jaron-uk1gv
      @Jaron-uk1gv Před 4 lety +4

      I know but we will get through it just keep watching the daily show

    • @7ate992
      @7ate992 Před 4 lety

      😄Another brainwashed, low IQ leftist... "🇨🇳 Destroy your borders and disarm immediately 🇨🇳" www.FakeNewsExposed.Weebly.com

    • @Jaron-uk1gv
      @Jaron-uk1gv Před 3 lety +6

      7ate9 good god your brainwashed wtf is wrong with you, and weebly is biased as fuck

    • @7ate992
      @7ate992 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Jaron-uk1gv "🇨🇳 Video evidence doesn't matter because I'm beyond brainwashed/Destroy your borders and disarm immediately 🇨🇳" L-o-w-I.-Q.-L-e-f-t-i-s-t😄

    • @7ate992
      @7ate992 Před 3 lety

      @• Love you • R e t a r d 😄,
      #1 is freedom of speech... Democrats want everyone with winning arguments shutdown, just like Communists do = No freedom of speech
      #2 Why is there a Second Amendment?🤔 So there wouldn't be a Dictatorship taking over or Government criminals doing whatever they please... So Democrats are Anti-ALL Guns, m o r o n 🤤 Just like C o m m u n i s t s do. You're a L-o-w-I.-Q.-L-e-f-t-i-s-t. You can't even comprehend the first 2 or undestand numerical order = D u m b A n i m a l 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OnyxAgainstTheWorld
    @OnyxAgainstTheWorld Před 5 lety +13

    "Drain the swamp!" said the Alligator.

  • @romesking4204
    @romesking4204 Před 5 lety +574

    I hope Trevors stays around just as long as Jon, he's just as entertaining, in my opinion. 😆

    • @kaysbaby88
      @kaysbaby88 Před 5 lety +22

      Rome's King he’s signed through 2022. here’s to many more ✊🏽

    • @stevensteven87ec30
      @stevensteven87ec30 Před 5 lety +7

      No, Jon was a legend who made fun of both sides, Trevor sucks the left off and hates the right

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada Před 5 lety +10

      Not to mention a brilliant and decent human being.

    • @nathanniehenke2960
      @nathanniehenke2960 Před 5 lety +20

      @@stevensteven87ec30 why are triggered snowflake?

    • @TheAnnArnold
      @TheAnnArnold Před 4 lety +9

      Rome's King i never watch Jon, & happened into Trevor. Stayed because so impressed

  • @jemz1zn631
    @jemz1zn631 Před 5 lety +835

    U guys should value this show because it's the only show that cuts through the bullshit like a hot knife through butter.... These compilations r great because they tell the story as a whole for us to really understand how fcked up all the role players in USA politics are... Let us hope it helps to bring America together again

    • @subterrainianflowfan
      @subterrainianflowfan Před 5 lety +4

      hahahaha it is so far left... how does that cut through the bullshit? they are pushing their agenda, lay off the Kool-aid

    • @cullermann2
      @cullermann2 Před 5 lety +63

      Trump supporters have their heads so far up their asses its unbelievable

    • @jemz1zn631
      @jemz1zn631 Před 5 lety +29

      @@subterrainianflowfan kool aid rocks.... U shouldn't give it up cos it's so refreshing... The right must lay off the moonshine

    • @eugeneaxe
      @eugeneaxe Před 5 lety +25

      Colbert and Bill Maher are pretty good at calling out the bullshit too.

    • @taxiuniversum
      @taxiuniversum Před 5 lety +4

      Jeremy toohey I think this obsession amongst particularly liberal Americans of „bringing everyone together“ is a fucking joke. Just stop, I just can’t...
      You guys need to realize that there always will be people in ANY society you can’t integrate - BECAUSE THEY DON‘T WANT TO! „Reaching across the isle“ my ass. What‘s needed in America is that the GOOD people unite, grow a spine and then keep the assholes in check through THE RULE OF LAW. The only ones who are being „tough“ in America these days are Conservatives. Democrats keep acting like impotent whussies. THAT‘S HOW YOU WIND UP GETTING TRAMPLED UPON, you FOOLS! And that’s also why your politicians don’t get the votes that they need.

  • @juanitaross5492
    @juanitaross5492 Před rokem +7

    I love Traver Noah, ❤️
    You get the truth of politics and he says it in a way that keeps my blood pressure down.

  • @gregoryashton
    @gregoryashton Před 5 lety +57

    Some say that Amazon’s sales of those sex chairs have increased exponentially since Trevor’s advertisement.

  • @TheAhemahemahem
    @TheAhemahemahem Před 5 lety +344

    Trevor Noah needs a raise. Man is a legend. 👏👏🔥🔥😂😂 and whatever other emojis are appropriate.

    • @deannshieldmaidentarot
      @deannshieldmaidentarot Před 5 lety +2

      KingFluffy I love him too!

    • @olubukonla7352
      @olubukonla7352 Před 5 lety

      😍😍😋😋🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

    • @laetrslaers
      @laetrslaers Před 5 lety

      His net worth is 13 mil

    • @shahidakhuhro3490
      @shahidakhuhro3490 Před 4 lety

      @Jonathan Lumbreras for you? Yes, it is more than accurate

    • @shahidakhuhro3490
      @shahidakhuhro3490 Před 4 lety

      @Jonathan Lumbreras wouldn't give him an emoji i personally find them to be cancerous. I do enjoy watching trevor, he does make me laugh.

  • @dcrazypersiancat
    @dcrazypersiancat Před 5 lety +43

    Every time I see Kavanaugh’s face I always feel violated. Grrr 😤

  • @jeffbergstrom9658
    @jeffbergstrom9658 Před 5 lety +17

    #7 on the Pruitt scandal list: "Hired 12 more agents, costing at least $2M per year". These agents get paid over $166,000 per year?! And note the "at least" so could be more? WTF???

    • @gbeachy2010
      @gbeachy2010 Před 5 lety +3

      Jeff Bergstrom I'm not a business owner but I think an employee costs a lot more, maybe twice the salary, because of pension, insurance, workers comp, training plus the equipment they'll need to do their jobs. That would be true for govt employees, too.

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines Před 5 lety +2

      I wasn't I favor of giving him more agents, but these people are highly trained and put their lives on the line every day. They deserve to be paid for that. (As do other public servants that get shafted.) But the cost listed includes training, relocation, travel, meals, etc.

  • @galacticunicorn6319
    @galacticunicorn6319 Před 3 lety +6

    This is the first time I’ve ever seen Ben Carson speak. What I have seen is SNL’s impressions of him over the years and they are pretty spot on. They called him a sleepy little turtle and it’s so true!

  • @bilguunsuvargakhairkhan5533
    @bilguunsuvargakhairkhan5533 Před 5 lety +176

    Never in history have the people of the US ever been more aware of their bureaucratic chairmen. You would usually think that this is good, obviously for the wrong reasons.

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 Před 5 lety +267

    Nothing on Betsy DeVos? I am shocked!

    • @sirij8436
      @sirij8436 Před 5 lety +13

      Some things have no hope of fixing. At this point, I hope she is fired and goes away. That face is unsettling and traumatizing.

    • @MrJgem12345
      @MrJgem12345 Před 5 lety +4

      She’s more likely to just croak before she can really screw things up

    • @boughtbot2639
      @boughtbot2639 Před 5 lety +9

      @@sirij8436 she won't be fired. Her money is too big. Bitch is a fucking OG, a literal gangster man.

    • @sirij8436
      @sirij8436 Před 5 lety +5

      @@boughtbot2639 did you look at her face? It's the most annoying thing on this planet, she has a natural talent of upsetting everyone more than racist pos trump.

    • @jerrylwinston
      @jerrylwinston Před 5 lety +12

      they only had 20 minutes! I personally hoped they would send up steven mnuchin too

  • @fach4422
    @fach4422 Před 4 lety +6

    Lmao the Steven Miller jokes had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @reeseykristine5550
    @reeseykristine5550 Před 3 lety +4

    The snl skit for kavanaugh was AMAZING

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266

    Trump: "I'm gonna drain the swamp, so I could fill it with my own swampy version."

    • @duustincrawford2945
      @duustincrawford2945 Před 5 lety +1

      @G oh they will pay...

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify Před 5 lety +5

      MAKE THE SWAMP GREAT AGAIN

    • @soplavuu8120
      @soplavuu8120 Před 5 lety +1

      The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua Dude I read that with Trevor’s mimic voice of trump 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @joeeddie64
      @joeeddie64 Před 5 lety +4

      Trump didn't drain the swamp he pissed in it. Kavanaugh, Ben Carson

  • @Howiedog88
    @Howiedog88 Před 5 lety +151

    damn that Stephen Miller segment was savage

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 Před 4 lety +48

    I'm actually surprised Ben Carson is still in the cabinet lol most of these others are LONG gone.😂

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 Před 4 lety +8

      His job doesn't require much interaction with Trump so he doesn't contradict anything Trump says to do his job.

  • @deborahstokes5224
    @deborahstokes5224 Před 5 lety +12

    I LOVE Trevor’s laugh!!!!

  • @monkeypunch313
    @monkeypunch313 Před 5 lety +58

    Lmfao omg Michael Costa flamed Stephen Miller 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @BlueSpirit.
    @BlueSpirit. Před 5 lety +25

    It's never been more important to VOTE!

  • @donkin2563
    @donkin2563 Před rokem +8

    Watching this many years later, make me realize how much we have gone through with both of these old bags in charge.

  • @Ani-rq7wv
    @Ani-rq7wv Před 5 lety +7

    Love that one guy who shouts “THATS BULLSHIT” after kavanaugh said something stupid

  • @NebbySpace
    @NebbySpace Před 5 lety +337

    The term swamp has changed so much in the past few years. I miss the days when swamp just meant wetlands with beautiful and diverse ecosystems. Now if you talk about swamps most people think of all this political BS. Giving swamps a bad name... Trump didn't drain the "swamp" - he filled it with garbage. The swamp is now a hazardous waste site.

    • @CS-vh3xk
      @CS-vh3xk Před 5 lety +3

      It's a Superfund site without the budget for cleanup. Another disaster left for future generations to fix.

    • @frankodonnell4073
      @frankodonnell4073 Před 5 lety +2

      NEBBY // WELL YOU KNOW TRUMP IS AGENST THE ENVIRONMENT/SO HE IS IN FAVOR OF POLUTING THE SWAMP////

    • @tootsiebaby654
      @tootsiebaby654 Před 5 lety +5

      As a wetland scientist I love this 💜

    • @j-man72b72
      @j-man72b72 Před 5 lety +2

      Trump 2016: Drain the swamp... Fill it with Garbage.
      Trump 2020: Drain the swamp, bigly.... cesspools are awesome.

    • @thewonderlander1372
      @thewonderlander1372 Před 5 lety +2

      Nebby.Space The only thing I don’t like about swamps are mosquitos.

  • @BlueSpirit.
    @BlueSpirit. Před 5 lety +31

    Thanks Daily show for fighting the good fight. I hope good prevails.

  • @tianasan7265
    @tianasan7265 Před 5 lety +25

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

  • @MrNrj6490
    @MrNrj6490 Před 4 lety +14

    I usually laugh at these but it's one of those nights where I'm just really, really sad that these clearly corrupt and unfit people are holding key positions in our government.

  • @christianbrown925
    @christianbrown925 Před 5 lety +50

    " you DrOwNeD my wOIfe" ~ Polar bear Rambo

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +259

    Voted for Andrew Gillum early.
    Bye Felicia to Ron Desantis

    • @kaysbaby88
      @kaysbaby88 Před 5 lety +16

      kimberly s yes!! 🙌🏽 👍🏽 😎

    • @charlesgreen632
      @charlesgreen632 Před 5 lety +11

      ✊😎

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 Před 5 lety +15

      Same here! Donated too. Supposed to canvass w him Saturday in Sarasota. I'm a republican that has never been with Trump and at this point I am only registered Republican to screw with their gherrymandering in 2020.

    • @vegasbrit9440
      @vegasbrit9440 Před 5 lety +6

      Good lass Kim, I've spent the last few hrs upto 9pm talking with people statewide in CA. I cannot comment, & must remain impartial during the interview of a survey.....I'm so sorry if you've been bugged by ppl like me on the phone lately but we are @ crunch time for midterms! Great if you voted early 👍

    • @blkchld1
      @blkchld1 Před 5 lety +4

      🙌💪✊

  • @jnanashakti6036
    @jnanashakti6036 Před 4 lety +14

    Always will love Jon, AND I think Trevor Noah has done a brilliant job making this his own.

  • @MichaelGaryScott90
    @MichaelGaryScott90 Před 4 lety +42

    *"For $160,000 he could have bought a poor person a house."*
    *That's what my house cost...*

    • @cintyaenciso5805
      @cintyaenciso5805 Před 4 lety

      Mine too.

    • @cintyaenciso5805
      @cintyaenciso5805 Před 4 lety

      @Morgan Brandy California

    • @azollafiliculoides9922
      @azollafiliculoides9922 Před 4 lety

      @@cintyaenciso5805 I'm assuming rural California because in LA it costs $800,000 for a small two bedroom house with no yard.

    • @cintyaenciso5805
      @cintyaenciso5805 Před 4 lety +2

      @@azollafiliculoides9922 No. I live in Los Angeles. It's not a rural area at all. We bought our house when the economy was really bad in 2009. When everyone was loosing their homes. I checked the price on the house when it was first sold and it was over 500,000. I got lucky I found a house for that price. Our house is two stories and has 4 bed rooms and 3 baths has a garage and a small front yard. The back yard is not big at all but we built a shed for my husbands construction tools. It is also not an old house it was built in 1994. The previous owners lost the house because when they bought the house it was in the time when all houses where over 500k. I honestly don't think anyone should pay over 300k for a home.

  • @skyisnotthelimit6635
    @skyisnotthelimit6635 Před 5 lety +29

    The daily show and Trevor Noah's Comedian is really coming together, loving it, Wow!

  • @jujubabyy5
    @jujubabyy5 Před 5 lety +37

    That Stephen Miller rant was gold 💛

  • @canrieger3516
    @canrieger3516 Před 5 lety +31

    If the Daily Show's Team all together would run the US Government, I believe we would be a hell of a step closer to world peace.

  • @dholloway2415
    @dholloway2415 Před 4 lety +17

    17:20 there is no way STEPHEN MILLER would have a girlfriend without that white house job!! 😂
    Creep.

  • @bieassialaw6832
    @bieassialaw6832 Před 5 lety +10

    That whisper comment was genius 😂😂😂😂

  • @josebenitez3732
    @josebenitez3732 Před 5 lety +9

    Sound proof booth?
    Could have got a discount on the"Cone of Silence" from the tv series "Get Smart".🤣🤣🤣

  • @queenofidlis
    @queenofidlis Před 2 lety +2

    Oh that lady in hysterics during the Miller section 😂😂😂

  • @commenterperson4481
    @commenterperson4481 Před 5 lety +34

    10:00
    Al Green: "Why would the sec of HUD not give the number, the amount that you are cutting from housing vouchers Mr. Carson? How much Mr. Carson?"
    Mr Carson: "Let's here your number"
    Al Green: "Mr Carson, you're the witness testifying today, and if you want a moment to ask someone behind you, I'd gladly accord you that moment."
    Mr Carson: "I d...I do...I don't wanna open the book and look at the numbers"
    Stop embarrassing the idiot.
    We all know that he can't read.

  • @laughingn.learning9822
    @laughingn.learning9822 Před 5 lety +11

    A lightbulb covered in skin 😂😂😂😂

  • @willowhouston6912
    @willowhouston6912 Před 5 lety +22

    Great Job Al Green, from the great country of TEXAS.

    • @alfredoalcantar8691
      @alfredoalcantar8691 Před 5 lety +3

      Norma Arguijo he looks like the guy from Texas don’t messed with Texas

  • @Jordan-sk9po
    @Jordan-sk9po Před 4 lety +5

    We,the people,need to have more control over the government.These politicians and etc are pure corrupt.

  • @francesduty8950
    @francesduty8950 Před 5 lety +18

    Every time I see Stephen Miller, I see him in an SS uniform, like a nauseating memory

  • @thiefofa1073
    @thiefofa1073 Před 5 lety +122

    THE HIRE LIST
    a. Carter Page: working with Russians since 2013 (3 years BEFORE Trump ran)
    - adopted by Trump as an advisor (Charged and under exposed FISA warrant)
    b. Paul Manafort: working for Russians for Ukraine work for 15 years
    - adopted by Trump as his Campaign Manager (Guilty and under 2nd court case)
    c. Michael Flynn: working with Russians and foreign governments (e.g. Turkey)
    - adopted by Trump as National Security Advisor for 23 days. (Guilty/ co-operating)
    d. Papadopoulos: meetings with Russians contradicting his oaths given
    - adopted by Trump as campaign Foreign Policy Advisor (Guilty/ co-operating)
    e. Felix Sater: quote "I will get Putin in on this, WE will get Donald elected"
    - adopted by Trump as election liason (co-operating for worldwide money laundering)
    f. Rick Gates: worked with Manafort for 7-8 years & earned millions for Russian work
    - adopted by Trump as senior deputy campaign official (Pleaded guilty/ co-operating)
    g. Wilbur Ross: led private bailout of Bank of Cyprus, a haven for Russian oligarchs
    - repeatedly failed to disclose Russian financial interests & ties in hearings
    - adopted by Trump as US Commerce Secretary (refuses to answer any queries)
    h. Jeff Sessions: Forgot meetings with Russian ambassador/ remembered them
    - adopted by Trump as US att. general (1st Republican to back Trump election)
    i. Jared Kushner: Forgot meetings with Russians then remembered them
    - adopted by Trump as son-in-law (£1 Billion in debt & Russian back channels)
    j. Don Junior: Forgot meeting with Russian lawyer Veselnitskaya then remembered it
    - adopted by Trump as son (released emails detailing agenda and parties involved)
    k. Rex Tillerson: awarded Russia friendship medal by Putin, previous Russia/Exxon deals
    - adopted by Trump as US State Sec. (was director of Bahama US-Russia oil firm)
    l. Betsy Devos: her brother Erik met a “high level Russian close to Putin” on 11 Jan '17
    - he attempted to set up back channels between Donald Trump and Putin
    - adopted by Trump as US Education Secretary (she 'denies' any knowledge of meeting)
    m. Hope Hicks : Close aide, involved in Don Junior Russian meeting excuse email
    - adopted by Trump as comms director (quit right after Sen. Int. Committee interview)
    n. Sam Nunberg: triggered by Russian-based questions from past Mueller interviews
    - adopted by Trump as election advisor (initially refused to accept Mueller's subpeona)
    o. Roger Stone: denied having any advance knowledge of the Podesta email hack
    - disputes any connection to Russian intelligence or Podesta's brothers Russian links
    - adopted by Trump as election advisor (under focus by Mueller via other interviews)
    p. Corey Lewandowski: has reversed previous denials about Carter Page's Russia visit
    - adopted by Trump as campaign manager (still under questioning by committee)
    THE FIRE LIST
    1. Preet Bharara - US Attorney, Trump asked to stay during Russia investigatory panel
    - fired by Trump after refusal to dismiss 46 attorneys appointed in Obama period
    2. Sally Yates - US Attorney General, warned Trump admin about Flynn & Russia
    - fired by Trump on supposed basis of not following travel ban order
    3. James Comey - FBI Director, released pivotal email that affected Hillary's votes
    - fired by Trump - would not align himself for Trump or drop Flynn/ Russia case
    4. Andrew McCabe - Deputy FBI Director after Comey dismissed
    - Initially reported by Fox as fired, yet he has resigned with 2 months paid leave due
    5. Rod Rosenstein - US AG #37, asked to justify firing Comey - appointed Mueller
    - Targeted for firing by the memo, may step down, or stay to help with the nonsense
    It's only obvious to any NRA gun-nut, flat-earther, pizza-gater, anti pro-choice, racist, bigotted, Obama birther, climate change denying, anti-vaxxer, UFO-hunting, Bible thumping, anti-LGBT, non-Leviticus reading, hurricanes created by FEMA, death-panels, gay frog watering, Carrie Fisher murdered to boost Star Wars sales, teen-dating senator backing, crisis actor believing, Fox/Faux News watching, Alex-Jones subscribing, Trump-supporting Republican IDIOT that there's nothing to see. Now move along.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 5 lety +20

      thiefofa1073 Damn that was done so well to be terrifying. Especially knowing that people don’t either know this or choose to not believe it or ignore it. Thanks for the lineup. There are still even more that can be added but damn fine start!

    • @sarabeth9877
      @sarabeth9877 Před 5 lety +7

      Thank you

    • @Brindale
      @Brindale Před 5 lety +5

      Wait there's a conspiracy that they killed Carrie Fisher to boost sales?

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 Před 5 lety +4

      Thank you for a remarkably exhaustive list. It makes for excellent, if somewhat discouraging, reading.

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal Před 5 lety +5

      UFO Hunters ???
      Far as I know. There's been no sightings for around "Two Years" now.
      ...they ain't no dummies 😂...

  • @susanreynolds5624
    @susanreynolds5624 Před 5 lety +38

    Steven Miller, creepiest of them all.

  • @hutte1751
    @hutte1751 Před 5 lety +8

    The first time I even saw Steven Miller was a year or two ago when he was talking about the Presidents absolute power and rights, while clearly ignorant of checks and balances and the way our Democracy works...

  • @Nytmare
    @Nytmare Před 5 lety +2

    Why do officials go in front of committees? Why not a judge. When I get in trouble I want a committee, because you don’t get in trouble they just talk bad to you and let you have a great job anyway

  • @sunshineshanti2124
    @sunshineshanti2124 Před 5 lety +40

    I needed this laugh 😂😂😂

    • @madshorn5826
      @madshorn5826 Před 5 lety

      I've got _really_ bad news for you: this is based on real events...
      ;-)

  • @PeakEmmanuel
    @PeakEmmanuel Před 5 lety +19

    Who else watched the last part more than once? I literally fell off the chair, laughing.

  • @shaunakwarty
    @shaunakwarty Před 3 lety +1

    That Stephen Miller bit was gold

  • @christelheadington1136
    @christelheadington1136 Před 5 lety +148

    If Ben Carson had operated on my child,I'd take that child in for a series of tests,to confirm it had been done correctly.

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Před 5 lety +15

      Christel Headington We shouldn't trust someone who looks and sounds like they're asleep.

    • @drt-abrat1256
      @drt-abrat1256 Před 5 lety +11

      Why let him at your kid in the first place!!!

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 5 lety +2

      Hypothetical child,before he was in the public eye.

    • @rocknessmonster2540
      @rocknessmonster2540 Před 5 lety +16

      Even though hes a sloth and a terrible HUD choice. He was a very well known and excellent nuero surgeon. You can't knock him in that field.

    • @butterflyutonium1661
      @butterflyutonium1661 Před 5 lety +13

      The man is a wonderful doctor, I've read his book and he really has a way with the kids he cares for. That's where he's at his best, he's so out of his element in politics.

  • @angelafisher5726
    @angelafisher5726 Před 5 lety +235

    So how many people are on this impeachment list for Santa this year?
    TRUMP
    PENCE
    KAVANAGH
    McConnell
    Grassley
    Graham
    Hatch
    Now this guy........
    I know I am missing a bunch but this was just the pre Thanksgiving Christmas list.... I didn't want to sound greedy. Lol.

    • @richardwestfall6050
      @richardwestfall6050 Před 5 lety +7

      Angela Fisher Impeachment is a terrible idea no matter what side of the aisle you’re on. Trump did not win through cheating, he won by playing the system. Whether or not you agree with his politics, America elected this guy along with everyone else on your list. If you want to fix it, instead of pretending like the elected officials need to be “impeached”. Why not campaign or help out at the local DNC office? Fix the world by making use of Democracy, not destroying it.

    • @subterrainianflowfan
      @subterrainianflowfan Před 5 lety +2

      keep wishing :p only 6 more years until the next President haha

    • @bradpennartz
      @bradpennartz Před 5 lety

      Kavanagh can not be impeached. He has a lifetime appointment.

    • @feralcatgirl
      @feralcatgirl Před 5 lety +7

      supreme court justices *can* be impeached actually (look up samuël chase)

    • @whitedeion598
      @whitedeion598 Před 5 lety +4

      No one is getting impeached

  • @Mikey-fo9mm
    @Mikey-fo9mm Před 5 lety +39

    Pruitt spend those $$$ bcoz it's NOT his $$$ :P

  • @loditx7706
    @loditx7706 Před 3 lety +1

    I live in elderly public housing. Even the HUD.Rep said it should be condemned. So, they won’t get those of us who want to escape a voucher, but they are giving the OWNER money to build another building he will own. Everything in this bldg is dangerous, even the homeless who wander the halls because we have no security.

  • @corachandler9932
    @corachandler9932 Před 5 lety +2

    I died laughing at “Say Yes to the Brett”

  • @dvlll2013
    @dvlll2013 Před 5 lety +18

    All of this bad stuff going on and he still the president of United States

  • @PandaJohn71
    @PandaJohn71 Před 5 lety +78

    Comedians...the only ones who can tell it like it is without getting hung by either side.

    • @whitedeion598
      @whitedeion598 Před 5 lety

      Noah doesn't tell it like it is. He is a mouthpiece for the DNC.

    • @React2Quick
      @React2Quick Před 5 lety +5

      @@whitedeion598 got sources for that? 🤔

    • @whitedeion598
      @whitedeion598 Před 5 lety

      @@React2Quick you're kidding, right? If you are relying on this POS for unbiased reporting you are beyond foolish

    • @React2Quick
      @React2Quick Před 5 lety +5

      @@whitedeion598 never said unbiased. I asked you to provide sources for your claim that he's a mouh piece for the DNC. But seeing as you haven't provided any I'm just going to ignore you.

    • @whitedeion598
      @whitedeion598 Před 5 lety +1

      @@React2Quick the way he talked about the Cavanaugh confirmation was pure DNC propaganda. Everything he talks about is pretty much a repeat of CNN. He appeals to brainwashed liberals. Everyone else sees him as a joke. The fact that you think an extremely partisan comedian tells it like it is makes me laugh

  • @matlynsmith5
    @matlynsmith5 Před 5 lety +2

    Love you, thanks for your down to earth perspective, a true sign of greatness

  • @gymkhanadog
    @gymkhanadog Před 5 lety +5

    14:38 Look at that lady to the back-left of Kavanaugh. Check out her reaction to his contemptuous barb back at Klobuchar. Perfect reaction to all of his behavior.

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 Před 5 lety +71

    I am disappointed in Carson, I read his book Gifted Hands and was inspired, but now ....... aaagh

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 Před 5 lety +8

      Shouldn't surprise you...he advocated shutting down HUD while running for President, so what would you expect him to do when put in charge of it.

    • @remyn.9198
      @remyn.9198 Před 5 lety +3

      Maybe his wife wrote it.

    • @izerelynda
      @izerelynda Před 5 lety +3

      I am right there with u. I trashed that book because it was all lies based on what i see of him now.

    • @jacintaprt
      @jacintaprt Před 5 lety +3

      He was playing up for a certain set of people just like Trump .

    • @AprilCarterVPRILCVRTER
      @AprilCarterVPRILCVRTER Před 5 lety +2

      Same here. I was pre-med because of him. He greatly inspired me back in the day, now I can’t even stand to look at him.

  • @mehjones8008
    @mehjones8008 Před 5 lety +3

    This was SO fun--and informative as well! Really good writing, Daily Show.

  • @masonwayerski7534
    @masonwayerski7534 Před 4 lety +2

    as someone who graduated law school. I cant express how bad it has been, and will be, to allow Trump to get two supreme court justices. We are in for many decades of bullshit and chaos

  • @feralcatgirl
    @feralcatgirl Před 5 lety +8

    "my focus now is to be the best justice i can be"
    well, that's not encouraging...

    • @zebfirehd9102
      @zebfirehd9102 Před 5 lety +1

      The biggest word was justice in that sentence. Only 7 letters long.

  • @marcirios3248
    @marcirios3248 Před 5 lety +4

    Too funny!! This show is getting funnier!👊🏻

  • @ArmageddonAfterparty
    @ArmageddonAfterparty Před 5 lety +6

    Stephen Miller should be the goto man whenever a role demands an amazingly lifelike Joseph Göbbels.

  • @smokyquartz5817
    @smokyquartz5817 Před rokem +2

    This is true: I've never seen a man cry more than Snot Kavanaugh.

  • @lumko1492
    @lumko1492 Před 5 lety +1

    woman laughing at the end killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nytmare
    @Nytmare Před 5 lety +9

    I’m glad I pay taxes so people can live rich

  • @allisonwest7079
    @allisonwest7079 Před 5 lety +142

    Hey!!!!!! I am only 13 but I love the news alot more then watching makeup diy videos like other teens! I think I am weird 😂

    • @diananieto6511
      @diananieto6511 Před 5 lety +30

      Allison West you’d be surprised how not weird you are

    • @Vinnafetish
      @Vinnafetish Před 5 lety +30

      You're not weird you're a little mature. Now go to bed you got school in the morning

    • @kaysbaby88
      @kaysbaby88 Před 5 lety +20

      you are not weird, you are aware and knowledgeable. good for you!

    • @tragicgame1829
      @tragicgame1829 Před 5 lety +14

      No worries , you're on the good side of the news here :v

    • @nickforrest3481
      @nickforrest3481 Před 5 lety +14

      Lol bro 13 too This is how I get news

  • @derekallgood9496
    @derekallgood9496 Před 4 lety +2

    trevor noah is having the time of his life doing this show lmao

  • @avirmoore4405
    @avirmoore4405 Před 3 lety +1

    "Also I Put Some Toes In There!.." 🤣😂🤣

  • @KiloWadz
    @KiloWadz Před 5 lety +3

    The Steven Miller roast😂😂😂😂

  • @augustinechifwaila1648
    @augustinechifwaila1648 Před 5 lety +5

    Drowning in the swamp!!!!

  • @caine5000
    @caine5000 Před 2 lety +1

    🤣has to pause to catch her breath

  • @clinteranovic8075
    @clinteranovic8075 Před 4 lety +2

    Kavanaugh should never have been apppointed, not because of the allegations against him which were unproven but because of his reaction to them. A judge is expected to be a person who is level-headed impartial and sober and his performance at the hearings was one of a sneering vindictive entitled loadmouth , not the qualities you want in a judge especially not in a Supreme Court judge.

  • @OwenHalberstadt
    @OwenHalberstadt Před 3 lety +3

    I love trevor and how he can make any subject interesting, I wish he was my history teacher

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před rokem

      Heck, yeah! I had an instructor in college who make course in aexual roles boring.

  • @genericamerican7574
    @genericamerican7574 Před 5 lety +4

    Ben Carson's chair shouldn't be too comfortable

    • @renee22067
      @renee22067 Před 2 lety +1

      A disappointment to the black race. 💩💩💩💩👹👹😡🚽🐀🐷👎🐉

  • @shanecegreaves9241
    @shanecegreaves9241 Před 5 lety +2

    Got my wisdom tooth pulled as watching the daily show clips and full episodes... The video ... trying not to laugh but Trevor 😂😂😂
    Laughter is the best medicine

  • @williamwendel4634
    @williamwendel4634 Před 2 lety +1

    SNL did the Kavanaugh hearing so well.

  • @MrInvertibrate
    @MrInvertibrate Před 5 lety +3

    Love these!!

  • @BlueSpirit.
    @BlueSpirit. Před 5 lety +3

    Pruitt, the name alone speaks volumes. Surreal.

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 Před 5 lety +1

    The Stephen Miller segment was priceless.

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables

    The part with the jokes about Stephen Miller was just too awesome. 😂😂😂

  • @runklestiltskin_2407
    @runklestiltskin_2407 Před 5 lety +3

    A cabinet of horror, good Halloween episode

  • @Naglee10
    @Naglee10 Před 5 lety +4

    of our 'admin'...
    the words 'lacks authority' comes to mind.

  • @kalielxp
    @kalielxp Před 5 lety +1

    Kavanaugh is the perfect example when a person college days never ended. So, explain to me again why you can't hire Pookie or Deandre into the same position, after hearing this testimony from Brett.

  • @nancyv6661
    @nancyv6661 Před 3 lety +1

    Trevor is so good at making different voices and this show is the best!