A 100% Trump-Free Show, Vol. 2 | The Daily Show
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- The Daily Show provides a much-needed reprieve from Donald Trump-centric news, with speculation about Bert and Ernie and deer overpopulation in Staten Island.
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“Hey. I’m on top of a speeding car”
“Ok, where are you?”
Dah! He said he was on top of a speeding car, are you deff?
How does one tell where he is when on top of a speeding car?
“I don’t know but maybe you can look for me I’M ON A HOOD.”
An A-10 Warhog “so we passed exit 126 or maybe 180...oh, okay it was 225, just passed the Busch Gardens.”
Florida.
Dang and he kept his slippers on while holding on to a car going 70 miles an hour. Our people are awesomely amazing.
I was just saying that about his slippers!! Like that takes diligence.
I couldn't stop laughing when I realized he was on top of his own car with someone actively stealing it. He was like not today !
Once they said "Florida" i went "Im not surprised" eVEN TREVOR POINTED IT OUT 😂
I can’t even keep my slippers walking down the stairs.
@@zaysimone152 ßç
"The French president rewarded him with a citizenship and a job as a firefighter"
Surtu usually hes the worst to his people tho
Yes
I actually met him
THAT'S ALL?! I don't remember learning about the "human Spider-Man" portion of the citizenship test.
Lol
“The result of ten generations of eating croissants and puff pastry.” 😂
😭😭
😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭
How many people hit rewind to see that guy climb the building? Friggin amazing.
I rewinded it just to watch Trevor laughing at the white dude.
@@Jaymarcomoprime it was hilarious 🤣
I'm kinda stuck on Desi and the Deer guy, I can't help myself, I keep playing that over and over.
You have a pony??
Atleast a half dozen times.
progressive southerners: the fun and friendly without the homophobia and racism. we exist, guys!
that's great!
Awesome💋💋💋
Homophobia or islamophobia?
It just hit me how much I’d LOVE to be in the south if not for those two issues.
I came here to say this! We definitely exist
Wait, on the bee thing, lets encourage this. Rich geniuses totally out of touch with the real world could help save the planet. We seriously need more bee keepers.
Kylei Davis actually domesticated bees compete w the wild bees we're trying to keep from dying out so that's not helping :/
Venus yeah but wild bees might die out anyway since they are dying quickly and we don’t know the exact reason
problem with bees dying is pesticide and a lack of flowers. beefolks of rich folks would only increase the competition on solitary bees. another time the billionaires won't save us
Solitary bees and hive bees do not "compete for resources". The problem, as stated previously, is pesticides, not beekeepers.
Why would they compete for resources theyre literally both bees
I love his show! All the way from being a disowned odd child in South Africa (because of being mixed), to being a POWERFUL, positive, black role model for the world! You go bro!!!
French Manners he was not disowned. He grew up during the apartheid. There’s a difference
So young too! Too brilliant and talented. He brings much joy . It is a blessing to see him being rewarded
Dina Landu I think the OP might have meant that he didn’t fit into a specific “category” growing up, thus OPs “disowned odd child in South Africa” comment.
jo the word disowned wouldn’t be the correct word to describe the situation. Saying he was disowned would imply that his family (either mum, dad or both, or even his grandmother) disowned him and neither of them did. The Apartheid tagged him as an abomination pretty much but he was not disowned. I hope you both can understand the difference
Hey even the best of us struggle to get the right words out at the right time. That's fine.
I get where that comment came from and agree with it. Even though I agree disowned was wrong in many ways, but the feels are true.
I just wanna point out there are a lot of good progressive people in deep south culture. We didn't all vote for trump. Real men aren't afraid of people who are different.
BelimaiSykes b
😘😘😘
I respect this comment.
Thank you....
I think it would be really cool if more people like that came out and spoke out because a lot of people in this political climate makes assumptions about people just because of their origins.
I never thought I would say this, but God bless the views of that Southern white man
It didn't surprise me in the least. We're a hidden majority.
I'm technically a southerner, but I'm from Gainesville, FL which has UF so we're like the spot of blue in the middle of Florida. Gainesville is pretty woke.
He had a choice of 2 answers. He just happen to pick the right 1 for once.
I'm not fooled so easily.
Shouldn't there be a "DISCLAIMER" with your endorsement or did you have ONE too many hits of " your "blessed" dudes " BROWN ACID ?"😒 I' m perplexed; I didn't think that THOSE INDIVIDUALS consorted with your kind/ likes of you except for " CERTAIN THANGS???!"
“911 hElp ThEreS a bLaCk gIrL sElLiNg wAtEr!”
I love this dude so much, he proves that people like of color are always bada** 🤣🤣
well its a true story btw
"People like of color"? What the heck does that mean?
Bert & Erny - "That eyebrow would have been addressed by now" - LOL
How did the guy clinging to the hood keep his damn sandals on?
Dankman9 cause Florida. Our flip flops grow out of our feet. Tourists who move there permanently super glue them on
Dankman9
You might be crazy if your hood ornament needs medical insurance....
@@CowgirlGoneJumper lol
I have so many questions 😑
I was wondering the same.
Why are these such refreshing videos? I'm strangely calmed.
Because you've taken a break from focusing on something that brings you distress
Kee To lol you know Trevor was sitting in the idea room and was like "we need some Trump free episodes, people gotta recharge and take a reprieve from the constant insanity." Lol
Kee To because your a libtard
because watching chickens, or baby goats is kewl.
Same. The peanuts comic story gave me feels.
“Immigrants, we get the job done,” -Hamilton and Lafayette
HAMILTON
Lol!!!
I always thought of bert and ernie as brothers.
Yeah, as a kid, I always just saw them as flatmates, but that does share some parallels with a lot of people's gay aunts or uncles who were just said to be best friends with their lovers.
I always just knew something was up by the way they talked to each other
Me too
They are brothers. Some people just want attention
Sooo.... Brothers from Alabama?
"Chicken and Chill"....LMAO 😅
I have been deeply depressed by a life-changing event and this is the first time I've actually laughed in three weeks. Thank you, Trevor, you are my Hero.
Why do you people feel the need to seek attention by posting shit like this?
Your life sucks
I'm glad this helped you. Praying things get better.
@@g-ridez1460 Yeah, shit happened.
@@jaymesigler6402 Thank you LOve
'Chicken Watching' is sooo awesome tho💯💯 🐓🐓🐓🐔🐔🐔🐣🐣🐤🐤🐤🐥🐥🐥
20:05 He's not wrong. The most effective racism is by dominating power structures. The more you know
Trevor looks so happy when he doesn't talk about Trump
Not sure, but very glad he is going Trump free. Should be about fun and laughter, a place to forget politics.
We ALL look happy when not dealing with 45.
I'm certainly happier when I'm not talking or thinking about the fat old piece of shit.
70% of the country is happy when they get a day without that dumbass.
75% of America feels that way bro.
9:02 This video showed me something I never knew I needed.
I *need* more video clips of liberal statements coming from people with ultra southern accents.
I love it
South Carolinian here- I am a devout Christian and I still think it's cool to be gay and cool to be another religion then Christian and cool to be non white. I mean, I'm Asian so it'd be weird for me not to, lol. But yeah, I'm okay with people doing whatever tf as long as it doesn't intervene with someone else's happiness
That was beautiful ❤️.
We ain't all haters 💯
@@Spenc1st me toooo!
littleblueclovers i didn’t know how much I need it but at this point I crave it
I can confirm, us progressive southerns exist
And now ALL OF THE WORLD KNOWS IT👍🤟
"This idea is nuts...." lol
How much do deer nuts cost....under a buck.
This joke is so clever.
How the hell did they not make a "birds and the bees" joke???
Mwhahahahahah. Alex. Tribek. Daily double
I appreciate anyone who keeps bees. They are seriously beneficial to life on all of Earth. So doing that would be perfect for the dying Earth. Also, when you keep your own bees you can choose how your honey will taste. Can even make cannabis honey.
Carly K he means sex
Too easy I suspect.
Trevor Noah is the hero we need
The hero we didn't ask for, but definitely need.
*k
Franklin rapping and dancing this is America killed me.
trump craves attention. Imagine if every single mainstream broadcast media stopped covering him. He would go ballistic.
And we wouldn't even know he'd gone ballistic.
Be careful. He might go ballistic on us...
But they wont, because Trump's name pay their bills. Thats how desperate these cocksuckers are lmao...
that actually lead to horrifying thoughts. He may actually nuke a country to get our attention. Sadly he is president and his words have consequences. Ignoring him could make everything so much worse. But once he goes to jail I hope no one ever talks about him again.
Now that’s he’s president they can’t but they should have during the republican primaries.
😂. I always loved Trevor. So happy he's living his dream. African stand up comic world wide. Congratulations
Franklin rapping This Is America still gets me
When you go to your room to find your encyclopedia of Peanuts comics to find the comic strip they talked about. By the way it was July 31, 1968
So glad they made a second segment of a Trump-Free episode of the Daily Show. Less of Trump the better.
I know.... One almost gets hope for a better future.
(Anything 45 related = MAJOR Facepalm)
Will Pack 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
@@adfundumdus6826 tell me about it.
@Will Pack I wish Thanos could just snap him out of existence.
Corey Battle yes i stopped watching. Too much trump
I have to say though, those chickens look super healthy.
Better Than The Homeless In LA
Never would've known they like melon
Chickens eat everything, you can clean out your frig without guilt, no science experiments. They're also cannibalistic, just saying. They're tiny dinosaurs and opportunistic feeders.
They're actually not a ton of work, and if you search eggs and irradiation, you'll want your own chickens too.
LadyRunefarmer do you have link to you Prof pic plss?
@Linda Terry no
2:08 wait.. "what's the address"? what part of "speeding vehicle" did you not understand?
God, I love how Desi can deliver a line
I’m from the south and I can confirm that we “yeeeeee haw” at lgbtq+ rights.
Such a needed break from the new norm...Thank you Trevor Noah!!💃
So proud of the parent at 9:01 proving wrong is wrong. And that it can be seen and should be addressed by everyone willing to make the world a better place. Much respect for this man!
KKK: *hands out candy to kids*
Me, an intellectual: “Bruh, this some real desperate shit.”
That moment when Trevor realized he was being reverse racist had me on the floor XD
Trevor does comedy so effortlessly... amazing
They have like 50 person behind the scenes writing the script. He is just good at execute it.
“The deer population can grow larger than the forest can provide it, and that is something we want to control.”
Thanos, “I have a solution for you”
9:40 it’s true, there’s a pic going around of a guy’s pickup truck that has a nice message supporting the lgbt community lol.
lmfao i had a trump ad there goes the 100%
99.99% no Trump.
LETS GO TRUMP
Rick You I don’t hate you, I pity you
Unapologetically Sassy 💁 don't want your pity, saved for 2020 when trump wins another election
You’re not a real patriot or American just angry asshole that gets hard off of others peoples sufferings and a wild orange man screaming non sense
“Kermit and Miss Piggy, were smashing”, LMAO 🤣
OMG I guess I am last to see this! WOW I have spent many minutes looking at this story in AWE. Thank you Trevor for having this story 1st in the broadcast, AMAZING! and THANK YOU Mamoudou Gassama, hope you are having a wonderful life.
Definitely not last. But hey, I'm from India. I'm just watching this for kicks lol. ;)
I just saw this vid today- May 16, '20. Worth the wait.:)
The Daily Show is as scholarly as it is most fun to watch. Prods one to view the world with an alternate perspective, think outside the box or with a fifth corner, if an inside box thinker.
“You know white people don’t season their food” lmao I swear white people don’t, I hate going to thanksgiving dinner with my family. My family cooks like they’re afraid of salt and pepper. I laughed so hard😂
Come on, that's just a stereotype. 😂😂
Hahaha
Prevailing Right why are you pressed
@Prevailing Right damn why so much salt?
Prevailing Right your “name” alone suggests that you’re a damper at any table, not just at Thanksgiving. Based on how YOU conduct yourself while trying to initiate a conversation tells me you don’t have human contact much, I feel sorry for you. Take that easily offended, always got something to say, ain’t nobody listening to your butt hurt ass anyway attitude onto someone else’s comment. I cracked a joke on my own family, not yours, get over it.
What's the address??? Really 911 Operator, are you serious??? 🤔🤔🤔
Lol. Right. 😂😂😂
lmfao! that was my first thought
Tseleng Botlhole In the operator’s defense, he might know which freeway they’re on, or if he recognizes any of the locations he passed by.
He could've seen the last exit they passed or, to be more precise, the last mile sign.
"This idea is nuts"
no pun intended right
7:35 I'll definitely come back to this moment when I feel sad 😂
Life is more fun when you ignore that guy in the White House.
I know it's important to talk about Trump and his regressive, idiotic, harmful bullshit...
but I miss this version of the Daily Show. Thanks for doing this. Please make this a more regular thing, for everyone's sanity.
True
Who B'stank I'm sorry but what has he said that is "regressive" I'm not trying to complete disagree with you but I want to know we're you're coming from
Sebastian Sebastian Update from 2019: Literally everything. He’s nothing but trouble for you all.
You actually can invite someone to chicken🍗 and chill😂
Chickens also don't have pussies. The excretory track doubles as the female reproductive system.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he had leeches on him?
No I'm right there with you. What a madlad!
"See the all the other Peanuts are just kids but Franklin's running around like a damn baby Shaft!" xDD That whole Peanuts bit had me in tears lmaoo 😂😂😂
especially at 18:59 when Franklin's rapping This is America xD
Ikr🤣🤣😂
"OK, what´s the address?"
"Well, I WAS at Main Street... now I´m heading down the freeway at 70 miles per hour..."
FANTASTIC. I am laughing out loud. Trevor> you are great at accents. Oh my gosh. congratulations.
I really don't know if those news are serious, maybe they are?? but I laughed the whole time....
3:21 rich people are sneakily trying to prepare for the end of the world.
Chicken eggs and meat are a great source of protein and calories to keep up body mass. And as far as bees go, honey is one of, if not the only foods in the world you can live off of exclusively for long periods of time. You are on to something.
Maybe they know that global warming is real... good to be ready.
Those assholes
Romina Constenla you know it
@Sweetmama2.0 I hope you know people of religion are preparing regardless it may be something worse before the rapture? Ever hear of WW1 or 2 or the other Wars its good to prepare rather then running around for God I'm a Christian but I'm not deeply religious like you
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏yea a Trump free show, it's too bad we just can't get a Trump free America so we truly can be great again!👍thank Trevor!😁
Jim john Trickle maybe you should watch some pragerUnivertisty videos before you say stuff like that or watch Ben Shapiro it will disprove all your libtard way of thinking
@@kurbloopkurblop6294 Shitpiro can suck it.
I’m not here to argue but what makes you think trump craves attention? I haven’t seen anything hinting to that...
@flying l Yes he was. Obama was actually a politician before he was elected president, Trump however, was not. He was a "self made" business man who went bankrupt 6 times.
@flying l Yes he was you fucking idiot,
He is one of the funniest man today and he is easy on the eyes love Trevor
Imagine being so privileged that you take up other people’s livelihoods as a hobby
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That texan town of progressive country folk is called Austin.
My uncle lives there! He's from Argentina but still.
You're not wrong.
Houston as well, baby! : ) Especially since Harvey
The DFW is the least racist place I know of... it’s the only place I’ve been tho 😭
As a white guy I was disturbed, until, it was Florida
what does you being white have to do with anything? lol
David Orth
Haaaaa!
As a Floridian I was ready to scold someone for stealing our thunder, until I realized I recognize that section of road -- I'm back to sipping tea and bemusedly watching a Latina scare away an alligator with a chancleta now.
😂
@@betelhemdemissie6045 maybe it was like...aww shit everyone likes this.....oh its florida ok ...idk....i really dont know
Not the Eyebrow would have been dealt with💁🏽♀️. 😂😂😂 Love this Guy..
My family actually kept like four or five chickens because we wanted fresh eggs, but we gave them away to a friend because they kept escaping and eating their own eggs-
You can't invite people over to chicken and chill! AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Deer overpopulation problem. Solution? Venison on the menu!:)
Cut their dick off
As someone who lives in rural America and has had chickens for a long time and does find it relaxing to sit in the evening and watch my chickens I almost peed my pants laughing.
The funny thing is that backyard chickens were part of my childhood. They were everywhere in the neighborhood
How to make stupid obsolete 101: don't talk about it. Good job Trevor! You guys are finally doing what Trump's nightmares are made off, i.e. media not talking about him.
I don't know why people are praising Trevor when this is literally just a 20 min compilation of clips from several MONTHS. He still talks about Trump every day.
It’s what the country needs and deserves comedy without Trump and politics, especially after the acts of terror today.
mistah trevah.....i wov wov wov you....you are bringing this overparanoid, effed -up country back to life...a nation vilified for decades around the globe, you are releasing it from its sad bad and cringy past...you da hero.....really dude...bless.........
That spiderman was just amazing.
Chicken and Chill lmaoooo!!!!
It's awesome. The birds 🐔 never nag you about whether it's red or white wine...
LOL🤪👻
Trevor you're the best at what you do. Keep it up. You crack me up everytime. My mom would be wondering why I'm laughing so loud.🤣👏🏽
I thought he said "meth problem" and i was like yep, makes sense. Ive been unfortunate enough to drive in alabama and ive heard that floridas worse..
100% Trump Free - sign me up!
No bring back the regular format
Voted blue early.. Done with this shite
You're gonna starve that attention whore?
"And also, if they _were_ gay, let's be honest. That eyebrow would've been _addressed_ by now."
Yeah. And what's the deal with the horizontal stripes Ernie's always wearing? That's not exactly a slimming look, and if he's gay, he ought to pick _up_ on that.
Vertical would be more slimming.
"Chickens are only the gateway drug to beekeeping." I'm still processing that
Growing up on the land it's baffelling to see how much some city folks are ready to pay for some colorful eggs.
Trevor Noah for president !
Treyvon roddy I agree if you want the world the turn to libtard country
Yes
@@kurbloopkurblop6294 sure why not the hell not then after that lets get rid of the hate groups like the kkk neo nazis and w.a.r. you know...cuz those exist to
LMBO..... Loved it! Trevor please do more comedy like this.
I could tell how hard it was for Trevor to not talk about Trump. Trump is basically the news 24/7 and to find news that doesn’t involve him is amazing.
Okay but when Franklin started dancing to this is America, that was pretty lit
I. Love. You
Pale green eggs sound like Dr. Seuss green eggs & ham 😂😂😂😂
Now we just need a mr.dump free existence
amen
No. We need a nation with a stricter immigration process.
@@gabrielsanchez1644 I think you mean we need more people working that department. It's already pretty strict
I hope this is sarcasm. Because otherwise the irony is freaking fantastic.
Preach
I just got an ad saying “do you approve of president trump” The government is watching .-.
We'll wait whilst you collect yourself...
Rofao!
Dammit!!! Chicken's that live better than I do!!! Now that's funny!!!
Trevor, you are star
By saying 100% TRUMP free, they have already tainted the show, now it's on some 98.9% Trump FREE ...
I'm a proud African .You have done us proud.
Blessing Sungai they are stupid and spread lies and hate anyway.
Watching this from 2020: Outdoor picnic? Bird watching? Away from other people? Source of food? These guys are geniuses.
Lmao that guy to STRONG the way he lifted himself up
In PA if we get too many deer, people eat 'em. Just sayin`......
I believe that that is the normal response.
Yep
Wait what? I'm from PA and had no idea people did this 😂😂😂
100% Trump free sing up me!
not sure if this is a typo or an invitation for a freaky deecky night
People complain for everything. If you do bad, people complain. If you do good , people complain.
“Sudanese jackhammer.” 😂
It may be out of touch rich people, but I am totally in with owning chickens. I love my birds. It is totally relaxing and more entertaining than you might think.
Leave the deer alone. It's the price you pay for beauty, serenity, and venison.
Andrew Flowers Just get some wolves on Staten Island. Problem solved.
Andrew Flowers he deer are over populated. They are piling into the city’s and damaging property. They will eat to many plants and kill off the local plants that other animals.
Venison... #lawdamercy 😖
I played paintball on Staten Island...we just need a different theme of woodsball game.