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  • čas přidán 14. 04. 2019
  • Yea so they're basically just organic killing machines.
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  • @toosiie
    @toosiie Před 5 lety +6167

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider..." "ON MY LARVA, NO" lmao

  • @quensij4198
    @quensij4198 Před 5 lety +4947

    " That wasp is kinda big.... That wasp is HUGE!... It's coming for MEEEEE 😭!"😂😂

  • @alexroberson4454
    @alexroberson4454 Před rokem +5776

    I like how there's always extra emphasis on "doodoo water"

    • @infnitvlt618
      @infnitvlt618 Před rokem +224

      "just not like, literal *DOODOO WATER*"

    • @r5ndom551
      @r5ndom551 Před rokem +34

      Can't stop laughing at that

    • @superboyeditz
      @superboyeditz Před rokem +15

      Same lol!!😂

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Před rokem +8

      Well. Maybe to highlight how some people like eating disgusting crap, pun intended. Like literal. Doodoo. They still have a place in this lovecraftian world.

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 Před 10 měsíci

      same 🤣🤣

  • @EggIncorporated
    @EggIncorporated Před rokem +1493

    Fly: Cleans up
    Ant: Works
    Bee: Pollenates
    Wasp: Self Offense and psychopathy

  • @cattorresny
    @cattorresny Před 4 lety +5611

    “I’m the reason flowers have mixed babies” -Bee

    • @emmanuelgonzalez7474
      @emmanuelgonzalez7474 Před 4 lety +8

      bee

    • @cattorresny
      @cattorresny Před 4 lety +17

      mimi mimi blind dating among plants 🌱 🐝
      Mystery flavor skittles among plants 🌱🐝
      The “you two make a good couple” among plants 🌱🐝
      lol, bees are awesome.

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 Před 4 lety +11

      mimi which is why I love them they don't judge by pollen race

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon Před 4 lety +3

      The jazz music helps too

  • @KierraHannon
    @KierraHannon Před 5 lety +3540

    "It'S CoMiNg fOr mE!" The pure terror in his voice cracks me up every time

    • @alexsalas01
      @alexsalas01 Před 5 lety +1

      Kierra Hannon Subscribe to my channel !!

    • @klaudyd1552
      @klaudyd1552 Před 5 lety +15

      I'm in tears because of that line

    • @Sissifya
      @Sissifya Před 5 lety +10

      I watch this video over and over again for that one line. Lol

    • @manuelx379
      @manuelx379 Před 5 lety +7

      @@alexsalas01 nah I'm good

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 Před 4 lety +5

      its COMin for ME!!

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio Před rokem +4390

    Bullet Ants: Our names aren't because we're speedy.
    Japanese Bees: *Kills hornet three times their size by ganging up and cooking them alive with friction heat*
    Mosquitos: Bio-warfare is my specialty.

    • @sharonmiller7213
      @sharonmiller7213 Před rokem +49

      Mosquitoes bru

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl Před rokem +14

      Clap War

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 Před rokem +23

      Mosquitoes are pollinators.

    • @AsobiMedio
      @AsobiMedio Před rokem

      @@cybernurgle6413 Mosquitoes are fodder food for other insects who are pollinators. Alone they do pollinate some plants, but none of them are edible or particularly useful for humans.
      Take out mosquitoes and other small insects will take over their ecological niche. Not much else changes.

    • @BunnyQueen97
      @BunnyQueen97 Před rokem +15

      I think most bees do the body cooking thing

  • @Superman-jr1rm
    @Superman-jr1rm Před rokem +704

    “That wasp kinda big”
    “That wasp is huge!”
    Yes it’s almost like he’s human sized lol

    • @asheroziegbe
      @asheroziegbe Před rokem +66

      AND IT’S COMING FOR MEEeeeEeEee!

    • @crazyguy5000
      @crazyguy5000 Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@asheroziegbe CMERE
      **stinging and dying human noises**

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon Před měsícem +1

      That's the joke.

  • @noelle1030
    @noelle1030 Před 4 lety +7924

    "I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies" 😂😂😂

  • @captainspooked2869
    @captainspooked2869 Před 4 lety +3494

    He got stung by a wasp and got so aggravated that he made a video about it 😂

    • @AjianAja
      @AjianAja Před 4 lety +30

      Bet!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @LetsDrawDragons
      @LetsDrawDragons Před 4 lety +9

      Wasp bite though 💀

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer Před 4 lety +11

      Wasp living rent free in this guy’s head

    • @DeltaInsanity
      @DeltaInsanity Před 4 lety +25

      @@LetsDrawDragons they definitely sting dude

    • @pinkhairedbiatch5903
      @pinkhairedbiatch5903 Před 4 lety +16

      yo i'm allergic and got stung 4 times at once due to stepping in their nest accidentally i almost died ;-;

  • @helariousjay1303
    @helariousjay1303 Před 11 měsíci +212

    The fact that he told the bee to be careful around the flowers cuz previously one got eaten by a Venus fly trap 😂

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson Před 9 měsíci +11

      Was waiting for this comment

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 Před 4 měsíci +69

    Fun fact, some species of wasps/hornets can recognize specific human faces and will attack you again if you escape and they find you. They literally hold grudges.

    • @BoricuaKelfa
      @BoricuaKelfa Před 5 dny +1

      Even some hornets have generational memory. So if their Descendants see you, they'll continue the beef.

  • @smolmishka609
    @smolmishka609 Před 5 lety +5321

    Wasp: I'm a wasp
    Me: *get chills down my spine*

  • @Jackieism
    @Jackieism Před 5 lety +9314

    *zooms in on mouth* "Litteral, doo doo water." - Fly

  • @keroero
    @keroero Před rokem +156

    i like the fact that he said "i don't spread too much pollen really" because while wasps aren't known to pollinate as much as bees do they still do indeed pollinate.

  • @flipaclipanimator.5472
    @flipaclipanimator.5472 Před rokem +106

    The "I can keep stinging!" part got me dead💀😂

  • @ariiesfaerie
    @ariiesfaerie Před 4 lety +3678

    “that wasp is huge!..”
    **a few seconds later**
    IT’S COMING FOR *M E E E*

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 Před 4 lety +16

      😂😂😂

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 Před 4 lety +48

      It's like we watched the same video

    • @Unlimited-D-Works
      @Unlimited-D-Works Před 4 lety +6

      YANNI wow such as creative comment. It’s almost as if we watched the same video.

    • @Datguyjuicebox
      @Datguyjuicebox Před 4 lety +7

      @@ariiesfaerie Doesn't it also cost $0.00 to be an asshole to someone?? I think man's got a right to call you out on being repetitive

    • @darewestallen
      @darewestallen Před 4 lety

      Lol

  • @myyurplelis1898
    @myyurplelis1898 Před 4 lety +3539

    Wasp: ...I don't do nothin'... I see somebody, and I'mma hurt 'em.
    Every other insect: Who invited him again?

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 Před rokem +53

    “A lot of people say I’m annoying, but I’m actually HELLA HYPE!” I keep saying that to myself 😂

  • @boltinabottle6307
    @boltinabottle6307 Před rokem +151

    True about the wasps. As a Floridian that used to do lawncare, I was more worried about yellow jackets than I was about venomous snakes. Fire ants should be added to the 'I-exist-only-to-kill' column.

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Před rokem +15

      Wasps also commet mass genocide on bees

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ Před 2 měsíci

      i've had fire ants bite my leg while i was on my computer, minding my business. they don't play.

  • @nifty6970
    @nifty6970 Před 5 lety +7302

    Trash: *exists*
    Fly: _Allow us to introduce ourselves_

  • @eastsidero3630
    @eastsidero3630 Před 5 lety +4493

    "Aye that wasp kinda big"
    "THat wasp is HUGE"
    "ITS COMING FOR MEEee"

  • @tonyg9775
    @tonyg9775 Před rokem +27

    The worst part is if you kill a wasp they send out pheromones that alert nearby wasps that they died. So you kill one and two more come. They’re like a real life hydra

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable Před rokem +61

    00:00:06 The fact that the fly is on the wall made me burst out laughing 😂. This man is talented

  • @Xavio354
    @Xavio354 Před 5 lety +6698

    Human: *exists*
    Wasp: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @kevy3310
    @kevy3310 Před 5 lety +5308

    *"Literal doodoo water."* once said the fly

    • @michemllejones586
      @michemllejones586 Před 5 lety +14

      @@randomdude9135 lol yes

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 Před 5 lety +2

      @@randomdude9135 he said doodoo water lol

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 Před 5 lety

      @@randomdude9135 idj

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 Před 5 lety

      Idk*

    • @macihamby238
      @macihamby238 Před 4 lety +1

      I was so satisfied when I found out I was the 2,900th like 🥰 good comment though!!

  • @smile--
    @smile-- Před rokem +52

    "I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people 😈 I like it"

  • @Blueblackfire
    @Blueblackfire Před 3 měsíci +6

    I love how the fly just happens to be on the wall 😆

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic Před 4 lety +5020

    “It’s just self defense tho ri-
    *NOPE*

    • @chydestewart6146
      @chydestewart6146 Před 4 lety +9

      As soon as I read ur comment it played on the video and I almost spitted my entire drink out 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 Před 4 lety

      when girls be on their period:

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 Před 4 lety

      Milø 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 Před 4 lety +2

      Milø *I’ll go out of my way to do it* 💀😂

    • @paris9944
      @paris9944 Před 4 lety

      Chyde Stewart spat*

  • @durnieryoung3301
    @durnieryoung3301 Před rokem +21

    PTSD 😭 "Move your hand out the way" -my mom beating my ass

  • @metachrist723
    @metachrist723 Před rokem +26

    The way he zoomed in on his mouth when he said "literal doodoo water" had me in stitches

  • @abijayblanc5929
    @abijayblanc5929 Před 5 lety +3265

    Wasp: is that a human???
    Human walks in
    Wasp: "observe!" (Takes the knife out) I'm dead 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @CraftyTeo
      @CraftyTeo Před 5 lety +14

      and now, so is he

    • @fymnoj1737
      @fymnoj1737 Před 5 lety +9

      Didnt even notice the knife at first

    • @Zay_Lo
      @Zay_Lo Před 5 lety +5

      You ded oh shit did a wasp kill you. One killed me.

    • @baepsae6502
      @baepsae6502 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

  • @soap8486
    @soap8486 Před 5 lety +6125

    “I like to hurt people.” -Wasp

  • @ThingMan332
    @ThingMan332 Před rokem +7

    "hׁׅ֮⁠ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻ݊'ׅ꯱ 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆"

  • @p3ter9000
    @p3ter9000 Před rokem +4

    "Fly on the wall" is a great subtle joke

  • @katiev5281
    @katiev5281 Před 4 lety +4199

    “I sure most of the time it’s just self defense, right?”
    Wasp: NOPE

    • @p.r.i.e.s.t5883
      @p.r.i.e.s.t5883 Před 4 lety +27

      😂 nigga said it quick 2

    • @ItzJustRene
      @ItzJustRene Před 4 lety +25

      He straight said " that wasp is huge and is coming for mEEE "

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 Před 4 lety +2

      Katie Vogt you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sprish64 want to know the difference between you and him hes not "like caleb" no he is caleb stop imitating him and self promoting in his comments

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 Před 4 lety

      Will Cárdenas if you would watch one, you would know that its a combination between many creators. Stfu

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 Před 5 lety +9681

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 Před 5 lety +197

      @Lisa Jones Cross Pollination.

    • @isthatsoulking1394
      @isthatsoulking1394 Před 5 lety +5

      Britbong I don’t get it

    • @sadanaabdallah4935
      @sadanaabdallah4935 Před 5 lety +33

      Yo be careful with those flowers they could---

    • @corey938
      @corey938 Před 5 lety +41

      @Lisa Jones learn what cross pollination is

    • @corey938
      @corey938 Před 5 lety +50

      @Lisa Jones he said I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies, cross pollination is taking one species pollination and giving it to another, a so called mixed baby will be made

  • @flawlessvictory6470
    @flawlessvictory6470 Před rokem +4

    Spider walk in: Hey food!!I mean other bugs!!

  • @ringabell4250
    @ringabell4250 Před rokem +8

    Oh my gosh, I actually had to pause it for a full second because I was just dying of laughter when the wasp was like "I like hurting people" and then just kept going on and on. That was so hilarious
    Also like how the guy kept making a comment on the others, like "oh, I heard about you" or "be careful about those flowers, they can be crazy"

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF Před 5 lety +16941

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people"
    *music intensifies*

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle Před 5 lety +2024

    Kid: *Getting beat*
    Parent: *MOVE YA HAND OUT THE WAY!*

  • @mltclrd_chstk556
    @mltclrd_chstk556 Před rokem +3

    “Move yo hand”
    Bro sounded like a mom whipping him 😭

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 Před 7 měsíci +2

    this is why you always need a nice concealed carry for your flame thrower XD

    • @UnitK7
      @UnitK7 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Ah, hello Ms. Wells.... did you make it out?

  • @Manthis
    @Manthis Před 4 lety +2009

    Me: Takes a step
    Wasp: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @diamyncolter
    @diamyncolter Před 5 lety +4800

    Human:
    Wasp: I see you’re over here minding your business🔪🔪

    • @justinwarren7112
      @justinwarren7112 Před 5 lety +116

      It's coming for MEEEE!!!💀💀💀

    • @thecarnagewolf3424
      @thecarnagewolf3424 Před 5 lety +30

      Move ya hand!

    • @ieatpenisbecause5757
      @ieatpenisbecause5757 Před 5 lety +16

      Human in retaliation: sorry what's that? *Has a hose*

    • @zacardin
      @zacardin Před 5 lety +7

      @Tmb1112 no, it's you're

    • @zeta0189
      @zeta0189 Před 5 lety +1

      Actually there is a wasp and kills pest and make honey they're called Mexican honey wasps or Brachygastra mellifica. They make honey and are used for pest control.

  • @Myblaxitis
    @Myblaxitis Před rokem +9

    If the wasp was such a bad dude, I can only imagine what a hornet is like. 😰

  • @dellwalker430
    @dellwalker430 Před rokem +12

    Wasps are very important pollinators. They help us through pollination, predation, and parasitism. Put simply, without wasps, we would be overrun with insect pests, and we would have no figs-and no Fig Newtons.

    • @lorenkirsten2610
      @lorenkirsten2610 Před rokem +1

      THANK YOU a decent person, i love you

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Před rokem +1

      I love figs but I hate wasps 🥲

    • @moth300
      @moth300 Před 10 měsíci

      Yeah, but them giant hornets are a different story though. Invasive especially.

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 Před 7 měsíci

      Wasps are the pests since they attack everything and can lay their eggs in living creatures (As well as nest anywhere you put your stuff)

  • @norfangl3480
    @norfangl3480 Před 4 lety +1794

    "I'm a hornet, I make that wasp look like a moral insect"

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 Před 4 lety +49

      Queen Bee- *Thanos Snaps* WorkerBees:REEEEEEE SKSKKSKS. HORNET :*DIES*

    • @kaidevega
      @kaidevega Před 4 lety +18

      TOTAL RANDOMNESS tf😂

    • @carter_pewterschmidt
      @carter_pewterschmidt Před 4 lety +11

      Asian hornets: Allow is to introduce ourselves

    • @ActuallyJozu
      @ActuallyJozu Před 4 lety +10

      Hornets aren't really aggressive towards humans. Wasps are easily provoked and will attack for no real reason. Fuck wasps.

  • @apinkgoat
    @apinkgoat Před 5 lety +3276

    wasp: *i like to hurt people*
    everyone: th- that’s it?

  • @dtczyk8976
    @dtczyk8976 Před rokem +8

    The ants movie joke was so terrible I laughed super hard

  • @anonymousperson8259
    @anonymousperson8259 Před rokem +3

    "I CAN KEEP STINGING!" 😭💯 So true lol. They do get rid of garden pests and things that eat crops. But still they are quite the bully 😂

  • @kurikokuri
    @kurikokuri Před 4 lety +4377

    mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but nobodies romantically interested in me

    • @MK-fd5vy
      @MK-fd5vy Před 4 lety +119

      Oh so you haven't seen One Punch Man?

    • @a.a.o.t-1213
      @a.a.o.t-1213 Před 4 lety +45

      M K
      Oh god stop

    • @premasafar7813
      @premasafar7813 Před 4 lety +64

      @@MK-fd5vy A man of culture

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 Před 4 lety +2

      SkylarSpade you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @buneco05
      @buneco05 Před 4 lety +7

      And I spread a lot of deadly diseases

  • @gravespitter_2.086
    @gravespitter_2.086 Před 5 lety +1373

    Nobody on the plant:
    FLYS: i eat *LITERAL DOO DOO WATER*

  • @cmndrleon4369
    @cmndrleon4369 Před rokem +25

    "Move your hand! Move your hand out the way!!" (aty 2:35) That tells me Caleb's a man that's a product of good parenting. Only those who have been through it'll will recognize it.

    • @billybob1831
      @billybob1831 Před rokem +3

      Kmt that's bad parenting only them evil parents be saying that stuff. If you gon hit me then hit me

    • @toasterwaffleowen4709
      @toasterwaffleowen4709 Před rokem +1

      Hitting your kid is not good parenting 💀

  • @yunglust3013
    @yunglust3013 Před rokem +7

    "On my larvae no " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hermes7690
    @hermes7690 Před 4 lety +2107

    Human: That wasp REALLY BIG......
    Human:It'S CoMiNg FoR mE

  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts Před 5 lety +28088

    "Bee, is Wasp your cousin or something?"
    "No. I've never met this man in my life."

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 Před rokem +4

    One of the greatest sketches of all time.

  • @drnutso8507
    @drnutso8507 Před 10 měsíci +2

    If you think about it wasps and mosquitoes are actually hella good for the environment. They can be a deterrent for humans settling in a new wooded area. And no animal is worse for the planet than us humans.

  • @leavill1209
    @leavill1209 Před 5 lety +3709

    “I CAN KEEP STINGING!”
    Lmaooo this was hilarious, Wasps are evil

    • @pugthedevito8685
      @pugthedevito8685 Před 5 lety +8

      Leomary Villaman the “666 likes” is a confirmation of Wasp being despicable beings...

    • @basslayer000
      @basslayer000 Před 5 lety

      😂🤣

    • @cherylgrey4044
      @cherylgrey4044 Před 5 lety +4

      1 k people liked this yet know one realized that wasps don’t sting, they bite

    • @Wick291
      @Wick291 Před 5 lety +7

      Cheryl Grey They sting AND bite dummy. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @kekkfa1281
      @kekkfa1281 Před 5 lety

      @@Wick291 that was rude

  • @Kvasir-thewise1
    @Kvasir-thewise1 Před 4 lety +3847

    "Hi, im a mosquito, and ive killed more people than hitler and Stalin combined"

    • @supremeshrek8096
      @supremeshrek8096 Před 4 lety +8

      Ooooofo mode

    • @thangfahsavung9120
      @thangfahsavung9120 Před 4 lety +51

      One mosquito can birth 500 mosquitoes. I'll zap them I'll zap them all

    • @bobiiy909
      @bobiiy909 Před 4 lety +1

      THOUSANDTH LIKE

    • @doomdoom7427
      @doomdoom7427 Před 4 lety +7

      Eze&Yare Dominguez It was just a joke lad.

    • @Sol17Opacus
      @Sol17Opacus Před 4 lety +8

      Mosquitos aren't really killing those humans though. Plasmodium microbes that were living in the mosquitos' stomachs are the real murderers.

  • @crowsenpai3326
    @crowsenpai3326 Před rokem +2

    Lol, it’s accurate, wasps will literally go out of their way to sting an innocent human being.

  • @shohaiku
    @shohaiku Před rokem +5

    The wasp should’ve talked about how he lays eggs inside some insects 😂😂😂

  • @keadantheking2739
    @keadantheking2739 Před 5 lety +1940

    “Well I’m sure most of the time it’s just self defense right?” NOPE 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @cjwhite7801
    @cjwhite7801 Před 5 lety +10196

    “I’m the reason that flowers have mixed babies” 😂😂

    • @skylerstone2797
      @skylerstone2797 Před 4 lety +36

      Was looking for this comment

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 Před 4 lety +67

      Like the milkman

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 Před 4 lety +8

      Rumman47 not exactly

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 Před 4 lety +36

      Rumman47 it’s just an old joke. Like to say you’re the mailman’s kid or something. Or when kids would come out mixed they would say things like a service man fathered the child. You know what I mean ☺️

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 Před 4 lety +1

      I also watched the video

  • @TruFire710
    @TruFire710 Před rokem +3

    Lmfao you were tryin so hard not to laugh when you were playin the wasp😂

  • @lolscience1979
    @lolscience1979 Před 7 měsíci

    Mosquitoes: “Finally, a worthy opponent. Our legend will be legendary.”

  • @KEiVYXX
    @KEiVYXX Před 4 lety +15558

    "Ay dat wasp kinda big"
    "Dat wasp is HUGE"
    *"IT'S COMING FOR MEEEEE"*

  • @crunchyy5448
    @crunchyy5448 Před 4 lety +6123

    Wasp: *Exists*
    Human: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @762demon
      @762demon Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom Před 4 lety +21

      @Silence4101 I see that Part 5 Reference.

    • @Agus-mw9tw
      @Agus-mw9tw Před 4 lety +4

      Im the 420 like hell yeah im worthless

    • @user-rq9cl6yw6q
      @user-rq9cl6yw6q Před 4 lety +28

      @Silence4101
      Wasp: *spreads legs and rushes towards the human's face*
      Human: *stops the attack by holding the wasp's legs* "Why did the piano stop?"
      Wasp: "HAHAHA, you fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!"

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler Před 4 lety +8

      Kid: grabs hose
      Ant colony: why do we hear boss music
      Kid: Cuz I'm big & you're small😈
      It's an ant bully reference

  • @familyguys9625
    @familyguys9625 Před rokem +2

    Everybody gangsta, till The cockroach starts flying.

  • @mrjemenai
    @mrjemenai Před rokem +4

    “How bout chu, on the wall?” Talking to a fly on the wall 😂😂😂😂 dumb!! 0:03

  • @defenestratorofsouls4266
    @defenestratorofsouls4266 Před 5 lety +36552

    "be careful around those flowers though"
    >venus fly trap flashbacks

    • @JoshuaBLowery
      @JoshuaBLowery Před 5 lety +697

      Finally, someone else noticed!

    • @rachelboyd5820
      @rachelboyd5820 Před 5 lety +244

      😂😂😂 glad I wasn't the only one

    • @Jordaegreen
      @Jordaegreen Před 5 lety +81

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @damonbrown1065
      @damonbrown1065 Před 5 lety +113

      Immediately what came to mind to lol.

    • @G__Corbo
      @G__Corbo Před 5 lety +74

      I was going to comment this if no one else did😂

  • @samanthasanchez8584
    @samanthasanchez8584 Před 4 lety +3715

    2:20
    wasp: i saw you were over here
    minding you business
    human: ITS COMING FOR ME!!!
    😂😂.

  • @blewprent
    @blewprent Před rokem +2

    "Observe....OBSERVE" 😂😂😂

  • @TheUnderscore_
    @TheUnderscore_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    You know my man got stung before making this video

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 Před 4 lety +9814

    Mosquito was scheduled to show up but was slapped to death on the way there.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate Před 4 lety +103

      The Great and Mighty Gabe reminds me of one punch man

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 Před 4 lety +8

      H a h a

    • @rhaegal5650
      @rhaegal5650 Před 4 lety +21

      Rightly so

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 Před 4 lety +96

      At least he got an applause before its death

    • @CoastalKite
      @CoastalKite Před 4 lety +18

      Dang. This comment came in late but came in clutch. This is GOLD

  • @Pilgrim239
    @Pilgrim239 Před rokem +4

    The wasp litterly just wants too hurt ppl😂😂😂

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun Před 7 měsíci +1

    "I can keep stinging!" Unlike the bee, s/he's in no danger stinging larger foes multiple times.

    • @MrM0gus
      @MrM0gus Před 7 měsíci

      bro just say "they"

    • @JagoShogun
      @JagoShogun Před 7 měsíci

      Soldier bee's and most bee's are female.
      And the joke is since she's played by a male, I used s/he.
      Now quit being crispy and liberal.@@MrM0gus

  • @lordslamzer1403
    @lordslamzer1403 Před 5 lety +4853

    I feel like this was the product of a wasp encounter

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 Před 5 lety +21

      @Lord Slamzer how are there no replies a 1.3 k liked comment now 1.8

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 Před 5 lety +8

      @@simondesanta5774 - Sounds like something you'd expect from a deadpool profile picture..

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 Před 5 lety +2

      @@simondesanta5774 - Ah, the deadpool profile pic finally gets it and edits his own post. Great work sir!

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 Před 5 lety +9

      @@simondesanta5774 - How edgy and original. My apologies for being an inconvinence *tips fedora* Good day...🎩

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy Před 5 lety +1

      @@vincev4630 -o k-

  • @rexx9917
    @rexx9917 Před 5 lety +3572

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider here?"
    "On my larvae, no"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nashtrojan
    @nashtrojan Před rokem +2

    My girlfriend thinks every insect with wings has the mentality of a wasp.

  • @abduckion
    @abduckion Před 9 měsíci

    be careful around them flowers 💀 the skit of the Venus fly trap 💀

  • @evertonkkg6624
    @evertonkkg6624 Před 4 lety +4367

    The fact that wasps don't die after sticking is God's greatest prank on humanity.

  • @Trinity-wm8sm
    @Trinity-wm8sm Před 5 lety +21909

    let's just appreciate the 'fly on the wall' joke

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 Před 5 lety +213

      @The Legendary CZcams Commenter he's leaning on the wall

    • @QuestionableLogic_
      @QuestionableLogic_ Před 5 lety +459

      @@alphalupus7527 yes, thank you for explaining the joke further.

    • @jarmonjohnson
      @jarmonjohnson Před 5 lety +190

      This dudes videos have levels to them.

    • @yareyaredaze6059
      @yareyaredaze6059 Před 5 lety +85

      What the hell is this
      "Fly on the wall"
      Joke?

    • @AuraQueenDraconis
      @AuraQueenDraconis Před 5 lety +326

      @@yareyaredaze6059 There is a term in English called "fly on the wall" which usually refers to people who eavesdrop. The definition is, "an unnoticed observer of a particular situation"

  • @zestnut
    @zestnut Před rokem +2

    “it’s coming for MEEEE”😭😭

  • @maxtomchris
    @maxtomchris Před 11 měsíci +1

    If Spider came..
    Spider: *Sitting alone* I took care of your insect problem.

  • @ichstehehinterdir1703
    @ichstehehinterdir1703 Před 3 lety +6538

    Spider: Everybody gangsta until they don’t see me anymore.

  • @NFPA-704
    @NFPA-704 Před 4 lety +2178

    ”Aight, be careful round those flowers tho, I heard they can... They can... Be crazy" His venus fly trap video was hilarious

    • @antinoye973
      @antinoye973 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol

    • @user-ys1pt6uz3t
      @user-ys1pt6uz3t Před 4 lety +12

      Oh shit how did I not realize this wtf

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean Před 4 lety +27

      I'M TIRED OF DRINKING! I WANNA *_C H E W_*

    • @NFPA-704
      @NFPA-704 Před 4 lety +4

      Why tf does this have 1.1k likes?? Fr?

    • @jasarose5436
      @jasarose5436 Před 4 lety +2

      Anarchic Bandit no idea this video is 3 months old

  • @dubclu6
    @dubclu6 Před 7 měsíci

    When he said the wasps I was like “yup that’s all they do, they have no purpose.”

  • @JackieLombardi
    @JackieLombardi Před rokem +2

    He asked that self defense question like he already knew the awnser LMFAOOOOOO

  • @thekinginyellow7777
    @thekinginyellow7777 Před 4 lety +8412

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people."
    Hornet: _"Pathetic."_

  • @fool8003
    @fool8003 Před 5 lety +2193

    Wasp: i like to hurt people.
    Me: **looks around the room for a wasp**

    • @oneminuteyt
      @oneminuteyt Před 3 lety +1

      Lol 2k likes and no comments?

    • @davidbruce8251
      @davidbruce8251 Před 3 lety +1

      Htf does this only have 1 comment over a 1 year span?

    • @beeviix
      @beeviix Před 3 lety

      Well then, this is a sad reply section.

  • @kennedylemon5837
    @kennedylemon5837 Před rokem +5

    I just found out that hornets are even more worse than wasps.
    I saw a short that there is one type of hornet in that is so aggressive, it remembers people that provoked them, and it needs other hornets to hold them back

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Před měsícem

    "Careful around those flowers, though."
    Yeah, we all saw that.

  • @1inchnoodle323
    @1inchnoodle323 Před 3 lety +5928

    I like how he’s labeled human just in case we didn’t know

  • @hwar4977
    @hwar4977 Před 5 lety +5006

    and the CZcams algorithm has now been restored to its full glory

  • @marquelgreen6763
    @marquelgreen6763 Před rokem +1

    I love how references his venus fly trap video in this skit

  • @DacheFox8
    @DacheFox8 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Meanwhile Hornets:
    "Yeah we're pretty much like a brother to Wasps."
    Lol

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 Před 5 lety +2325

    Caleb: *gets stung by wasp*
    Caleb the next day:

    • @cintrosfuture1800
      @cintrosfuture1800 Před 5 lety +16

      Facts!😂😂😂

    • @Zachary-ro6eg
      @Zachary-ro6eg Před 5 lety +5

      💀💀💀

    • @yourmom596
      @yourmom596 Před 5 lety +4

      PPFT-

    • @makdanie
      @makdanie Před 5 lety +1

      fr tho

    • @onemore9454
      @onemore9454 Před 5 lety +2

      I got stung by a wasp on the back of my neck. me and my cousin went and drenched the whole thing, bottled them dumped them into a spider web under the fence. I'm lying I wish I did that as payback

  • @ae3303
    @ae3303 Před 4 lety +3929

    "A lot of people say i'm annoying, but i'm actually HELLA HYPE."
    That's me right there.