Super Human Interview 2

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  • If super humans had to apply for jobs, but they were trash too
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  • @TheChurchofJim
    @TheChurchofJim Před 5 lety +16399

    jokes on him, 5 years later the mind reader became one of the most powerful villains in history

  • @grimtastic1041
    @grimtastic1041 Před 3 lety +7363

    "So whats you superpower?"
    "Yeah i can make clones of myself"
    "Huh, thats pretty cool-"
    "But only when im in front of a mirror"

    • @waffiie
      @waffiie Před 3 lety +167

      Ehhh thats not that bad lol

    • @Ayr1n_0
      @Ayr1n_0 Před 3 lety +167

      Damn, I can't even do that

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 Před 3 lety +154

      @@Ayr1n_0 HOLD UP-

    • @deleteduser8652
      @deleteduser8652 Před 3 lety +55

      but my clones can get out of the windows

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 Před 3 lety +32

      @@deleteduser8652nothing a little duct tape can't fix

  • @dothogs28
    @dothogs28 Před rokem +4729

    Caleb: "I don't even know what we would use that for, but I wouldn't want to go against it!"
    Also Caleb: *rejects bug summoners*

    • @spideyman23
      @spideyman23 Před rokem +162

      Dude was not a Shino fan, lol 😆

    • @vuelle9816
      @vuelle9816 Před rokem +81

      Big powers are not good for publicity ig

    • @ItsNotFameItsLikes
      @ItsNotFameItsLikes Před rokem +16

      @@vuelle9816 Bug not big

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 Před 11 měsíci +37

      I had no idea what bug powers could be like in a superhero fight until I read Worm. Really opened my eyes. Bug summoners OP!

    • @vaginamonster4653
      @vaginamonster4653 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@lucasharvey8990looking for this comment!! skitter is op

  • @yappertron2010
    @yappertron2010 Před rokem +4310

    The last guy's ability to change anything into clothes would be so OP. If he gets shot, that'd technically be able to turn the bullet into the necklace, but the most overpowered part is that he can touch someone's head, and turn there entire noggin into clothes. He can also technically phase through walls as he automatically puts the wall on.
    That guy is litterally the strongest superhero in the world, and would be an absolute THREAT

    • @rileyworld9542
      @rileyworld9542 Před rokem +189

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark Před rokem +124

      He wasn't the last guy though

    • @drakootherat1735
      @drakootherat1735 Před rokem +369

      More importantly he can instanly change clother for undercover missions

    • @mandibulzz6915
      @mandibulzz6915 Před rokem +41

      *He wasn't the last guy though*

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Před rokem +215

      @@drakootherat1735 or for suiting up for a rapid response. He could instantly jump into 100 pounds of body armor and report onto a scene.

  • @mitrashailendra3817
    @mitrashailendra3817 Před 4 lety +6238

    Guy walks in - Hey, I'm here for the interview.
    Caleb - Okay, so what's your power?
    Guy - I can clone myself.
    Caleb - So, where's your clones?
    Guy - You are.

    • @cillabean7653
      @cillabean7653 Před 4 lety +190

      This comment is underrated.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 Před 4 lety +14

      😮

    • @doncheadle411
      @doncheadle411 Před 4 lety +60

      @@cillabean7653 stupid redundant comments that are just things he said in the video get like 6k likes and this creative person only gets like 300? not even fair bruh

    • @bepsiforlife5695
      @bepsiforlife5695 Před 4 lety +17

      Music intensifies

    • @ChellyTheGreat
      @ChellyTheGreat Před 4 lety +9

      Genius

  • @noisemakers5017
    @noisemakers5017 Před 5 lety +4765

    "I have the power to read, My own mind" , 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nako3
    @Nako3 Před rokem +781

    Its funny how the guy who can basically wear ANYTHING is the one who complains about it being cold outside xD

  • @theparrishshow9803
    @theparrishshow9803 Před rokem +1035

    The clothes guy can active pretty useful with some creativity. He could fashion himself armor out of random scrap metal he can find.

    • @DashOnWaves
      @DashOnWaves Před rokem +125

      He could be thrown out of jets onto enemy jets, and he just puts on the fucking jet yo. Having inanimate objects getting turned into clothing is just nuts in general

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 Před rokem +76

      he could literally wear his enemy dismembering their body

    • @Doom-hd9of
      @Doom-hd9of Před rokem +20

      could of snatched the gaunlet fr

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask Před rokem +4

      Take screws and nails out of machines to take them apart if they’re to big

    • @jakobwhaley5641
      @jakobwhaley5641 Před rokem +8

      @@roywempor8395 Jesus man wtf

  • @josephlapointe3260
    @josephlapointe3260 Před 4 lety +4876

    “It’s called thinking everybody has been doing that for their entire lives”
    “I just discovered this power 2 years ago” 😂😂😂

  • @5000subsnovideo
    @5000subsnovideo Před 4 lety +4112

    "Literally everyone can do that! It's called thinking!"
    "Whattttt I only discovered this, like, 2 years ago!"
    That got me laughing hard.

  • @stickdav6484
    @stickdav6484 Před rokem +494

    I like how he made the first guy actually have good powers just so that the interviewer could get hyped and then lose all of that

  • @DavidHernandez-yl3tx
    @DavidHernandez-yl3tx Před rokem +591

    This deserves a 3rd installment, it's been long overdue.

  • @gooseprime
    @gooseprime Před 3 lety +7386

    "whats your power?"
    "I have the power to control air"
    "bro thats awesome can you demonstrate?"
    the dude: *inhales*

    • @depth6262
      @depth6262 Před 3 lety +299

      *exhales*

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG Před 3 lety +524

      Caleb: *sigh*
      "Oh, you can do it, too?"
      "Get out"

    • @scubi3770
      @scubi3770 Před 3 lety +210

      “what?’’
      *”GET OOOOOOOOOOUUUUTTT”*

    • @10440
      @10440 Před 3 lety +84

      caleb: 🤦‍♂️
      caleb: BOI IF U DONT GET OUT RN IM THROW THIS PEN AT YOUR FACE GET OUTTTT

    • @bladewade2047
      @bladewade2047 Před 3 lety +5

      Get ouuuuuuut

  • @andybell0265
    @andybell0265 Před 3 lety +2845

    "What's your superpower?"
    "I can go though walls"
    "Wow, that's cool"
    "But it will only work when I go though door"

    • @realmvrata
      @realmvrata Před 3 lety +60

      You mean a closed door or open door
      If its open its a bad joke
      A good one is
      I can see through walls...
      Only when the material is glass

    • @andybell0265
      @andybell0265 Před 3 lety +16

      @@realmvrata yes but that joke is already taken

    • @realmvrata
      @realmvrata Před 3 lety +5

      @@andybell0265 Oh I didn't realise.

    • @jamushigdamus1142
      @jamushigdamus1142 Před 3 lety +18

      @@realmvrata That's virtually the same joke lmao. You really be telling people they got bad jokes and then dishing out stinkers.

    • @ethanthepogman
      @ethanthepogman Před 3 lety +2

      @@realmvrata you must be an annoying kid

  • @blankets5782
    @blankets5782 Před rokem +184

    The guy who had the "Switch" ability was this dude's first hired client. Hope we get more clients that get hired. 😎

    • @MenacingTato69420
      @MenacingTato69420 Před rokem +11

      What about the guy at the end?

    • @bigbosspanda1976
      @bigbosspanda1976 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@MenacingTato69420he was the second.

    • @MenacingTato69420
      @MenacingTato69420 Před 8 měsíci

      @@bigbosspanda1976 Ah, I see.

    • @Oliver-Thyella
      @Oliver-Thyella Před 6 měsíci +5

      And we don’t know what happened to the guy who could manipulate light waves.

    • @freerobux49
      @freerobux49 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Oliver-Thyella i mean that power is op as hell so he was probably hired

  • @yunglust3013
    @yunglust3013 Před rokem +518

    We need a pt 3

  • @parrotlord7393
    @parrotlord7393 Před 3 lety +4004

    “What’s your power?”
    “I have the power to control Earth”
    “That’s amazing! Can you demonstrate it?”
    *Guy: Throws rock*

    • @pickledeluxe4636
      @pickledeluxe4636 Před 3 lety +152

      still a better earth bender than the avatar live action movie

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Před 3 lety +36

      @@pickledeluxe4636 *I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT!*
      Don't worry guys, I'll get him. Mmm take that.

    • @chicken_nugg1232
      @chicken_nugg1232 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pickledeluxe4636 fax

    • @daflyingsquid1665
      @daflyingsquid1665 Před 3 lety +32

      “What’s your power?”
      “I have the power to control air”
      “That’s amazing! Can you demonstrate it?”
      Guy: *breathes*

    • @deputyshawnburrowitz6159
      @deputyshawnburrowitz6159 Před 3 lety +5

      Damn my comment got a lot of likes.

  • @MatthewChenIsAwesome
    @MatthewChenIsAwesome Před 4 lety +5112

    Can't believe this guy's complaining that it's cold outside when the interviewer already lent him a jacket, some pants, and a cup

    • @SensoXI
      @SensoXI Před 4 lety +251

      Especially a cup

    • @shinglesrazorscooter1422
      @shinglesrazorscooter1422 Před 4 lety +121

      Yep everything else wouldn’t protect him at all, but the MOTHERFUCKING CUP HELL YEAH

    • @chronee5390
      @chronee5390 Před 4 lety +67

      He’s cold because he needs 2 cups

    • @orion72007
      @orion72007 Před 4 lety +36

      That power would be low-key super good for espionage you get spotted instant outfit change

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 Před 4 lety +31

      shane bury Or revealing the identities of superheroes by “wearing” their suits. Or murder by “wearing” people. That guy is dangerous

  • @jovanyperez8273
    @jovanyperez8273 Před rokem +89

    “The element of surprise”💀💀💀

  • @FShani
    @FShani Před rokem +91

    Clothing dude went on to become the world's top super spy.

  • @sillybytes
    @sillybytes Před 4 lety +7898

    imagine his neighboors seeing him getting in and out of his house every 2 minutes

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn Před 3 lety +2722

    "So.. what's your power?"
    "Electricity runs in my veins."
    ".... So you're saying you're basically Thor?"
    "But it only works when I'm tazed."

  • @ItsNotFameItsLikes
    @ItsNotFameItsLikes Před rokem +14

    Thanos: *Arrives*
    Interviewer: *CLOTHING SWITCH MAN COME BAAAAAAACK!!*

  • @Dumbozo_II
    @Dumbozo_II Před rokem +95

    Cloths guy can probably be really useful if you have a bunch of cumbersome military gear or armor that takes hours to put on so he can switch to different gear mid-fight

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad Před rokem +8

      He could disappear in a crowd in a fraction of a second.

  • @ksx1024
    @ksx1024 Před 4 lety +5524

    I almost died when he said " i only have the power to read my own mind "

  • @SwaggerJoyce
    @SwaggerJoyce Před 4 lety +4003

    "it's cold outside dawg"
    - says the guy who can put on anything he touches lmao

    • @jellomotion2617
      @jellomotion2617 Před 4 lety +73

      "Anything he touches" like snow?

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 Před 4 lety +141

      You know this might actually be useful for like if you need a spy who can quickly throw on disguises

    • @roboknightt04
      @roboknightt04 Před 4 lety +14

      he was already wearing a jacket too

    • @uncreativeusername6843
      @uncreativeusername6843 Před 4 lety +11

      C Sab also any melee attacks would be useless

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 Před 4 lety +1

      @@uncreativeusername6843 how you figure

  • @HahaideYo
    @HahaideYo Před rokem +98

    “I have the power to shrink and grow”
    “Actually? We been looking for somebody like you for too long”
    “Well, I can’t really too much shrink, I can only grow, and it takes until my next birthday to get an inch or two taller”

  • @Snusmumrikean
    @Snusmumrikean Před rokem +46

    The dude that can equip anything he touches is actually a SUPER MEGA COUNTER to all machinery / robot suits / power suits and could potentially make his own power armor on the go.
    He should get a second interview.

  • @throwawayaccount4009
    @throwawayaccount4009 Před 3 lety +6523

    *touches Thanos’ Infinity Gauntlet*
    *instantly wears it*
    “Who’s the joke now?”

    • @trickedchart3651
      @trickedchart3651 Před 3 lety +518

      but what if he weared Thanos

    • @JoelPlay
      @JoelPlay Před 3 lety +96

      Jesus

    • @MAXIMUM4000UwU
      @MAXIMUM4000UwU Před 3 lety +168

      @@trickedchart3651 TRANSFORMERS

    • @erite_zx4499
      @erite_zx4499 Před 3 lety +161

      @@trickedchart3651 Oh god it's the ant man theory all over again Do not enter the purple man

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 Před 3 lety +58

      Maybe he could "wear" bullets

  • @bartizzle
    @bartizzle Před 2 lety +6314

    "I can fly"
    "Oh word?"
    "Yeah but I need a plane to activate it"

    • @jmeister7482
      @jmeister7482 Před 2 lety +126

      That's Not Flying!!! You're on a Plane! That doesn't count as You Flying!!

    • @datawave_gd
      @datawave_gd Před 2 lety +73

      @@jmeister7482 Yes it does actually cuz you're going horizontally in the air? Not so?

    • @Superlegend56
      @Superlegend56 Před 2 lety +121

      Get oUUUUt

    • @hashim.a7595
      @hashim.a7595 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Superlegend56 LMFAO KSJDKSK

    • @omarlive2569
      @omarlive2569 Před 2 lety +1

      The o power to put stuff on is good if he does it on people lol

  • @h3r3s1
    @h3r3s1 Před rokem +70

    Theory: Caleb really has the ability to instantly put on clothes when he touches them - which is why he is able to make these videos.

  • @wavybonez183
    @wavybonez183 Před rokem +23

    Everyone talking about the guy who can instantly wear things, but the dude with the element of surprise managed to jumpscare the interviewer from behind after WALKING OUT THE DOOR. That's teleportation right there.

  • @caseyashworth8016
    @caseyashworth8016 Před 4 lety +2241

    "I can control an element"
    "I swear, if you sa-"
    *_THEELEMENTOFSURPRISE_*

  • @sibtainhaider2411
    @sibtainhaider2411 Před 4 lety +2564

    "So, what's your power?"
    " I can walk through walls."
    "Damn! so what do you do? is it something like quantum physics or what?"
    " well actually..... I use a door"

    • @roselynn6753
      @roselynn6753 Před 3 lety +9

      That’s just Doorman from the Great Lakes Avengers lol

    • @rip_twice6976
      @rip_twice6976 Před 3 lety +30

      But his real power is to create a door to anywhere as long as it’s touching a wall so he can get into enemy bases or other places easily

    • @ohmytobiii7562
      @ohmytobiii7562 Před 3 lety +6

      @@rip_twice6976 one piece

    • @absolutephoenix5312
      @absolutephoenix5312 Před 3 lety +11

      I mean it would be cool to touch a wall and transform it into a door

    • @jacobharris5894
      @jacobharris5894 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ohmytobiii7562 The power of the Door Door Fruit.

  • @AnakinBlitz
    @AnakinBlitz Před rokem +9

    "I can fly..."
    "But only in an airplane"

  • @humbleyodartis
    @humbleyodartis Před rokem +11

    “That’s a stupid drawback… your power is stupid” 😆 still gets me lol

  • @LukewarmDefence
    @LukewarmDefence Před 3 lety +3196

    Caleb: "so what's your power"
    Random: "Hindsight"
    Caleb: "well that's not very useful isn't it"
    Random: "I can see that now"

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 Před 3 lety +101

      that's a super-villain power. he can see everyone's hinds

    • @2highbruh
      @2highbruh Před 3 lety +5

      FK yeah, lol ahhahah

    • @victorigwe4675
      @victorigwe4675 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂bruhhh

    • @Jermet
      @Jermet Před 3 lety +11

      We have located the funny, congratulations sir.

    • @genoblade
      @genoblade Před 3 lety +6

      @@Jermet Jonathan told me to tell you hi

  • @Fraterday32
    @Fraterday32 Před 4 lety +9168

    "So, what's your power?"
    "I have the ability to see through walls."
    "Really? So you have like X-ray vision or something?"
    Yeah, well... I mean it only works on windows."

  • @bf7592
    @bf7592 Před rokem +34

    This guys time power is actually super sick, and the drawback makes a ton of sense. I'd love to see that in some setting with lots of single powered characters.

  • @santocomet
    @santocomet Před rokem +21

    He almost had 5 years to practice his mind reading ability. He should come back for the 3rd interview video.

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 Před 3 lety +2984

    “I have the high ground, Anakin!”
    “Switch!”
    “Dang it, Anakin.”

    • @somedudeonearth4978
      @somedudeonearth4978 Před 3 lety +32

      Underrated comment.

    • @Izaac1337
      @Izaac1337 Před 3 lety +43

      you underestimated my power

    • @dlow8659
      @dlow8659 Před 3 lety +10

      Literally laughed for 23 minutes at this comment

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 Před 3 lety +6

      Lee Kang That’s.. unhealthy.

    • @imafanofaceuok
      @imafanofaceuok Před 3 lety +7

      Every part of the internet has a star wars reference

  • @tokkirae6157
    @tokkirae6157 Před 4 lety +2970

    Plot twist: the dude who could read his own mind can actually read other peoples minds he just needed to practice.

    • @nick9115
      @nick9115 Před 4 lety +4

      He’ll Pte here whoa re you’d Orgn there good I hope today we a REOIGNG OT BE DOING ZA FA T AHG COM[AORISON VIDEO LO L

    • @JakefromStateFarm292
      @JakefromStateFarm292 Před 4 lety +14

      nick excuse me?

    • @nick9115
      @nick9115 Před 4 lety +2

      @@JakefromStateFarm292 scraat

    • @JakefromStateFarm292
      @JakefromStateFarm292 Před 4 lety +6

      nick I’m so confused. Do you know how to speak English?

    • @nick9115
      @nick9115 Před 4 lety +12

      @@JakefromStateFarm292 yes, I was just typing random stuff on my keyboard

  • @nahuelkid
    @nahuelkid Před rokem +12

    The clothes guy is actually OP. He can remove any item from a spot. The cup became a brace but he can remove a lock, or a section of a wall or a piece of a bomb and graft it on himself. Immidiate transmutation of any item.

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer Před 2 měsíci +1

      Villain has the chaos stone or some other muguffin, he grabs it and it turns i to a ring on his finger, suddenly the most important person in the room.

  • @kittydemonoverkill
    @kittydemonoverkill Před rokem +16

    Autoequip guy is actually the most useful one in the series so far.

    • @extremeIycoolguy
      @extremeIycoolguy Před 7 dny

      "Autoequip" is actually a pretty good superhero name for his power

  • @hunter3390
    @hunter3390 Před 4 lety +3100

    The reason the clothes guy wanted to stand up is so he didn’t wear the chair 😂

  • @cloverlovania
    @cloverlovania Před 5 lety +5024

    I *KNEW* THAT THE TIME LOOP GUY WAS GONNA APPEAR SOMETIME SOON HE HAD TO

  • @adrienbruh02
    @adrienbruh02 Před rokem +11

    Best Situations for the heroes
    Switch - Trapped in cage
    Mind Reader - Philosophy Classes
    Time Warp - Reverse someone's death
    Suprise Guy - Easily scared villain & breaking and entering
    Clothes- can turn weapons into clothes so they don't get hurt and can use the weapon
    Future Vision - Predictions

  • @skydragon601
    @skydragon601 Před rokem +3

    "what's your power?"
    "I can block punches with my face"
    "GET OUT!"

  • @SpxwnXP
    @SpxwnXP Před 5 lety +5091

    I bet all the ones that he turned down during the interviews are gonna end up as super villains.

  • @jenniferalexander5255
    @jenniferalexander5255 Před 3 lety +3603

    Plot Twist: The element of surprise guy actually can teleport

    • @DevoDude
      @DevoDude Před 3 lety +63

      true. i saw him teleport in

    • @TigerMatusse
      @TigerMatusse Před 3 lety +9

      @@DevoDude 2x

    • @DemonMaldito1
      @DemonMaldito1 Před 3 lety +27

      4:57 "I can see into the future" 4:52 "C'mon man!"
      He saw Joe Biden's brain melting huehuehue

    • @SmasherWyatt
      @SmasherWyatt Před 3 lety +3

      That’s... surprising.

    • @chidorikubb7141
      @chidorikubb7141 Před 3 lety +3

      @@DemonMaldito1 ew go away with gaylictics

  • @Penguinite
    @Penguinite Před rokem +10

    1:37
    This is still so funny to me 💀

  • @jayshaw4124
    @jayshaw4124 Před rokem +21

    Watching this again years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Spat out my food laughing.

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy Před 4 lety +5450

    Nobody's talking about how the first guy actually got the job?

    • @kinyon2555
      @kinyon2555 Před 4 lety +385

      KeystoneAgent the last guy did too I think

    • @fourstarshit
      @fourstarshit Před 4 lety +207

      *S W I T C H*

    • @user-bt1ge2ge9i
      @user-bt1ge2ge9i Před 4 lety +290

      Switch would actually work in certain situation like hostage situations and pursuit and chase

    • @sledge1693
      @sledge1693 Před 4 lety +6

      I know right

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 Před 3 lety +39

      @@user-bt1ge2ge9i or reverse like if he is with a team and someone accidently died. he can reverse then his teammates can save that person who was supposed to die while he is froze. or like the element of surprise dude. he can keep using that surprise to distract enemies since he can keep surprising the enemies with different ways while keeping the enemies completing their task

  • @KevinLopez-fm9kz
    @KevinLopez-fm9kz Před 4 lety +5652

    I like how everybody is defending the guy that could wear anything

    • @kylevalentine5431
      @kylevalentine5431 Před 4 lety +53

      Ikr

    • @MIXMASTER6991
      @MIXMASTER6991 Před 4 lety +520

      Because on the surface it seem stupid but can be useful with creativity

    • @FlashpointLPT
      @FlashpointLPT Před 4 lety +106

      Brah I thought I was on death battle with everybody talking about the powers of the wear-everything-guy

    • @deemay4630
      @deemay4630 Před 4 lety +114

      If he were to touch a lot of steel or something he’d be pretty strong

    • @KevinLopez-fm9kz
      @KevinLopez-fm9kz Před 4 lety +92

      If he touches a house would he automatically be inside the house?🤔 cuz that would be useful if he needs to go inside somewhere

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 Před rokem +7

    Plot twist: All the people he rejected became super villains

  • @naqibdaik7241
    @naqibdaik7241 Před rokem +59

    3:25 I named this power [Insta-Equip], just like what it implies, it let the superhuman instantly equip anything that was deemed 'wearable'. Categorized under Instant Effect of Causality Manipulation Superpower Category, it is extremely powerful.
    There are several applications theorized if it mastered:
    1. Instant Regeneration, as in willingly insta-equip any living thing to augment the healing ability.
    2. Rapid Fabrication, as in willingly interrupted the insta-equip process to create something else (for example stopping a process of insta-equipping a gun and a sword, will create a gunblade).
    3. Instant Acceleration, as in using the process of Insta-equipping something (it is theorised that power allow to have a thought acceleration to allow customization on the insta-equip) to accelerate any single action in one burst.
    There are probably more application theorized, but I rest my case here.

    • @jakobwhaley5641
      @jakobwhaley5641 Před rokem

      There's one thing you didn't think of
      Nobody hear has a long enough attention span to read that so everyone's gonna ignore this comment and not listen to your points

    • @naqibdaik7241
      @naqibdaik7241 Před rokem +8

      @@jakobwhaley5641 and?
      No, I'm dead serious here, and? Why should I care about your opinion honestly?
      I'm commenting that just for fun. Not for you, nor everybody else.

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah Před rokem +1

      @@naqibdaik7241 If fun was what you had in mind, then you wouldn't get so hostile about their reply. You'd simply just ignore it and go on with your day, or find a more polite method to shut them up.

    • @naqibdaik7241
      @naqibdaik7241 Před rokem

      @@ohmeohmicah wait, this is hostile to you? Man, you didn't see how hostile I can get with my comment yet. Last time I did that, my comment was completely removed. Don't try me, because I'm trying to mild this shit down. If I'm being hostile, the first thing I'll reply is not a question, instead, I'll be a jerk and correct his spelling mistake.
      And counterpoint: if the guy had a short attention span, he didn't bother replying to me. Yet he did. I don't know about you, but that reply also reeks of being a smartass jerk.

    • @HeisenbergStan
      @HeisenbergStan Před rokem

      He can literally just touch a mech, and he can suit there easily.

  • @jam-rockrider9479
    @jam-rockrider9479 Před 4 lety +9123

    The element of surprise guy can actually teleport but he’s stupitt so he branded his power wrong

    • @KMcK-jf9co
      @KMcK-jf9co Před 4 lety +541

      @Kyllian Guzman-Renteria yes.

    • @wawawawawawawawawa
      @wawawawawawawawawa Před 4 lety +216

      stupitt

    • @enevy3165
      @enevy3165 Před 4 lety +255

      stupitttt. So stupitt.

    • @JoeTheEmperor
      @JoeTheEmperor Před 4 lety +27

      @@KMcK-jf9co yess

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 4 lety +180

      Nope, its reality augmentation specifically geared towards surprises. Its actually a really good power consider how effective a surprise attack is.

  • @maniacmagge2568
    @maniacmagge2568 Před 4 lety +5456

    I mean honestly the clothes guy seems that what ever he touches becomes wearable and he can touch a rock and it becomes armor. Thats... kinda useful...

    • @The_Hunters_Lodge
      @The_Hunters_Lodge Před 4 lety +726

      He can "wear" the bullets technically

    • @iamanidiotbut7403
      @iamanidiotbut7403 Před 4 lety +528

      He could wear a human...

    • @Oggyyval
      @Oggyyval Před 4 lety +253

      but ahh how he gon take a shower, is it possible to take off his clothes without touching em?

    • @CCartman69
      @CCartman69 Před 4 lety +232

      What happened to the pants he was already wearing? Is he wearing double pants?

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx Před 4 lety +289

      @@Oggyyval It Seems To Me Like He Can Control It, He Opened The Door But Didn't Start Wearing The Doorknob.

  • @Firey_bunnyboi
    @Firey_bunnyboi Před 4 měsíci +5

    We are approaching the 5 year anniversary of this video, which means mind reading guy has almost honed his abilities

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 Před rokem +43

    Imagine if clothes guy punched you, but put your face on as a sleeve. OP.

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad Před rokem

      He could turn people into literal asshats

    • @xxcridonxx7614
      @xxcridonxx7614 Před rokem

      That’s sounds like some stand ability straight outta jojo

  • @gamerhatch9072
    @gamerhatch9072 Před 3 lety +3758

    The funny thing is, the element of surprise one, that guy wasn’t joking around. If he can teleport for the soul purpose of surprising someone, he could actually be useful

    • @CainTheMain
      @CainTheMain Před 3 lety +302

      He's the perfect ambusher. Surprise attacks.

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 Před 3 lety +188

      *Teleports behind you and stabs you.*
      "Yeah, I know it's a crappy Weeb meme, but surprise!"

    • @matthewsmith1779
      @matthewsmith1779 Před 3 lety +14

      GOAT assassin levels.

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 Před 3 lety +8

      Exactly like tf 🤣

    • @aperson1218
      @aperson1218 Před 2 lety +54

      It's the same with the clothes guy, if the villain was wearing some kind of machinary or armour he can just take it

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 Před 4 lety +4394

    "I don't know what we would use that for but I don't wanna go against it!"
    -The dude that invented the atom bomb

  • @ObviouslyAPro
    @ObviouslyAPro Před 4 měsíci +3

    The guy that can wear anything just by touching it is bout to be wearing someones skin 💀

  • @joshuarubin8290
    @joshuarubin8290 Před rokem +4

    The pain in that “get out” at 4:44 with the music is just too good man, get this man an Oscar already

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Před 4 lety +1685

    "I see dead people"
    "Oh, so you got some kinda like sixth sense or something?"
    "Nah man, I'm a grave robber"

  • @brianblanda13
    @brianblanda13 Před 4 lety +3280

    “I want to punch you in the face so bad right now but i wanna keep my job!” Relatable!

    • @mira5923
      @mira5923 Před 4 lety +9

      Brian Blanda how is that relatable boi

    • @denayansaneh3523
      @denayansaneh3523 Před 4 lety +61

      @@mira5923 When he or she goes to work they have to deal with annoying ppl who they want to punch but they cant because they have to keep their job

    • @LightandDarknessLion
      @LightandDarknessLion Před 4 lety +21

      @@cameronjones8538 Oh not just customers. Managers, coworkers, the horizon can be wide.

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz Před 4 lety +3

      I read this as soon as he said it lmao

    • @abigailshows7572
      @abigailshows7572 Před 4 lety

      Like 420 eyyy

  • @uretalz
    @uretalz Před 10 měsíci +5

    fun fact: the guy with the power to change clothes quickly as he touches him is actually useful for vests or something like a mask to quickly reveal them

  • @healerheaven9539
    @healerheaven9539 Před rokem +11

    these need to be longer 😭😭

  • @kyledavies475
    @kyledavies475 Před 4 lety +3761

    Are we not gonna talk about how the element of surprise guy actually had a power

    • @sock9107
      @sock9107 Před 4 lety +384

      NeonBoi Yeah, my dude was still in the room after he closed the door

    • @steeledcelestial2958
      @steeledcelestial2958 Před 4 lety +36

      A garbage boyo he alr left

    • @theprocess2357
      @theprocess2357 Před 4 lety +135

      NeonBoi hell yeah, he has the ability to control the element of surprise

    • @heynae2016
      @heynae2016 Před 4 lety +105

      Like, to appear everywhere. As long as he can do it with the element of surprise in mind

    • @junejj2127
      @junejj2127 Před 4 lety +127

      Speaking of which I read this book where this guy's power was the ability to be late to everything and when he got stabbed his body didn't react until hours later

  • @briancannon4607
    @briancannon4607 Před 4 lety +28903

    Caleb: So what's your power?
    Caleb: *I can create entire skits with just a single actor.*

    • @Zero_Loras
      @Zero_Loras Před 4 lety +583

      Brian Cannon
      Interviewer : Damn we could use that ! You're hired !
      CZcams : Sorry , we already have that guy working for us.

    • @outcastgaming4267
      @outcastgaming4267 Před 4 lety +106

      interviewer: whats your power
      me: kill one with the power to fuck with time
      interviewer: yessssss thx u so mach

    • @nickcampbell8277
      @nickcampbell8277 Před 4 lety +27

      Brian Cannon he probably used a second guy during element of suprise

    • @TheReal_Popming
      @TheReal_Popming Před 4 lety +9

      He uses like one extr person

    • @CrispyAndCaramel
      @CrispyAndCaramel Před 4 lety +70

      So.. you can make clones? That's amazing your hire-
      But they can only do comedy skits

  • @jklow.official
    @jklow.official Před rokem +4

    the way his smile faded with the second guy killed me

  • @sergencalgan7862
    @sergencalgan7862 Před 10 měsíci +2

    The guy who reverses time is slept on.
    Dude can litterally bring someone back to life with his powers

    • @chiefbawor_thegr8966
      @chiefbawor_thegr8966 Před 9 měsíci

      Drawback is, the user is Frozen in time and no one knows when he will be Un-frozen

  • @forgetful9845
    @forgetful9845 Před 4 lety +19178

    lmao "I just discovered I had this like two years ago!" my man was not thinking for most of his life

    • @eekembookum
      @eekembookum Před 4 lety +1739

      Brain was on autopilot lmao

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid Před 4 lety +808

      My man be patrick star

    • @riduis
      @riduis Před 4 lety +122

      name checks out

    • @Dropdeaddonuts
      @Dropdeaddonuts Před 4 lety +52

      Flamestripe03 you should find what that was and link it in some way. seems interesting

    • @caseyrules1173
      @caseyrules1173 Před 4 lety +10

      That’s the joke

  • @kurobushi7746
    @kurobushi7746 Před 4 lety +3863

    "literally Everyone can do that!" You just broke his dreams

  • @Whoxps
    @Whoxps Před 6 měsíci +1

    “But it’s cold outside”
    You literally just put on a jacket 😭

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554 Před 11 měsíci +5

    That "body swap" power of the first interviewee could be used for moving silently through enemy headquarters, placing guards in locations where they are easily targetable by other superheroes while moving quickly through the base.

    • @yakarotsennin3115
      @yakarotsennin3115 Před 8 měsíci

      Switch places would be a better description for his power.

    • @nojorooney
      @nojorooney Před 8 měsíci +1

      Only problem is he will teleport to where the guard last was, so if there’s a room full of them they would easily know that someone’s raiding their base

  • @Whammel
    @Whammel Před 4 lety +21665

    Leaked footage of Nick Fury trying to assemble the avengers

  • @connor5429
    @connor5429 Před 4 lety +2069

    The guy who said he could control an element, i thought he was gonna say air and just breathe in and out 😂

  • @tophatdoctor7855
    @tophatdoctor7855 Před rokem +7

    Nah last guy was actually op. Get some rocks or metal or anything in the area and he can instantly have armour. He’s safe from any weapons because he can just wear them. He’s great for stealth and undercover missions. And, he’d look good doing it all.

  • @Assault223
    @Assault223 Před měsícem +2

    What would be funny is the guy who said he could read minds but can only think, comes back five years later, and he can actually read minds

  • @quackmaster2578
    @quackmaster2578 Před 2 lety +6112

    "Okay, so I can block bullets."
    "Oh, word? That's actually useful!"
    "But it makes me bleed."

    • @aloevera3317
      @aloevera3317 Před rokem +337

      ...bro you better leave before I give you some to block

    • @Prororo
      @Prororo Před rokem +78

      At least a powerful bullet won’t pierce through them

    • @o.Froggy.o
      @o.Froggy.o Před rokem +10

      Bro

    • @marwantamer285
      @marwantamer285 Před rokem +72

      His hero name is "meat shield"

    • @marisstaff7019
      @marisstaff7019 Před rokem +6

      Sooooooooo… resistance?

  • @deiatro2127
    @deiatro2127 Před 3 lety +8718

    ok but the instant clothes guy has an epic power. Touch a sheet of metal? boom epic armor. Touch a car? boom. Transformer.

    • @slimeintime5242
      @slimeintime5242 Před 3 lety +537

      BRO THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @Blerdly
      @Blerdly Před 3 lety +932

      He'd also make a godly assassin like Agent 47. Eliminates the target, steps out of the room and touches hotel uniform and boom disappeared into the crowd

    • @Blerdly
      @Blerdly Před 3 lety +313

      @Wings the second part of his quirk. It not just clothes he can wear but other peoples forms

    • @NightTurtle-eg4ot
      @NightTurtle-eg4ot Před 3 lety +117

      @@Blerdly Yo he'd be the next Hitman 4

    • @No-cy5eq
      @No-cy5eq Před 3 lety +134

      Wouldn't that just crush him to death, because he doesn't have anything to alleviate the weight?

  • @supertron6039
    @supertron6039 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Bro literally had video game quick-equip power and didn't get selected smh.

  • @jonathanreynolds2625
    @jonathanreynolds2625 Před rokem +7

    I know I'm late to the party with things, but the guy who can touch this and instantly turn them into an article of clothing, that's a hell of a power to have. Touch a lock, boom, unlocked and fashionable to boot. Touch a person, boom, you're wearing your enemies skin.

  • @xlyflw
    @xlyflw Před 3 lety +3363

    “I can only read my own mind though”
    Is no one talking about how he said “I only discovered this like 2 years ago”

  • @lepulu4137
    @lepulu4137 Před 4 lety +3479

    I have the power to fly but it turns off mid-air.

  • @zanultimazan
    @zanultimazan Před 11 měsíci +1

    lost it at the guy who discovered his thinking powers only 2 years ago

  • @AxmPlays
    @AxmPlays Před 10 dny +2

    It is now 5 years later, the mind reader is OP now

  • @gingerninja7250
    @gingerninja7250 Před 4 lety +2609

    interviewer: So what's your power
    me: Hindsight
    interviewer: I can't see how that would be useful to anyone
    me: yeah, I see that now

    • @rex9288
      @rex9288 Před 4 lety +41

      Ginger Ninja seen this joke so many times but it still gets me cracking

    • @emz1412
      @emz1412 Před 4 lety +2

      Stolen joke bro, not funny.

    • @skeleton_tea
      @skeleton_tea Před 4 lety +2

      David Moore thats- thats not how it works...

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn Před 4 lety +1

      Mk11 sux cuz scorpions voice actor is different No idea what you mean my guy

    • @skeleton_tea
      @skeleton_tea Před 4 lety +1

      Nadia :3 you used salty wrong

  • @Swordkiller55623
    @Swordkiller55623 Před 5 lety +5199

    Hi I'm here for the interview!
    Caleb: What's your power?
    I can go really fast
    Caleb: Oh cool we could re-
    But I can only do it when I'm on a treadmill
    Caleb: GET OUT!

    • @purewater5017
      @purewater5017 Před 5 lety +27

      AM get oot

    • @secretninja247
      @secretninja247 Před 5 lety +69

      Hi I'm here for the interview!
      Caleb: cool, what's your superpower?
      I can fly..
      Caleb: wait? For real? That so aweso...
      But I can only do it, when I'm in an aeroplane.
      Caleb: GET OUUUUT!
      😂

    • @erick3184
      @erick3184 Před 5 lety +3

      Fikvensivmeosnlreofncfleinwif GET OUT

    • @latetapeoni
      @latetapeoni Před 4 lety

      LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @extrinity
      @extrinity Před 4 lety +1

      I have the power to live eternally in this body. But it is temporary.
      I will close the door on my way out ok?

  • @Lusterid
    @Lusterid Před rokem +4

    3:42 bro can just touch a car and become the car itself

  • @pokmanl9810
    @pokmanl9810 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “I can control an element, but it depends on some external factors.”
    “…Okay, let’s hear it.”
    “I can control water during a drought, fire during a blizzard, and I can only control Earth and wind when I’m in outer space.”
    “GET OUT!! GET OUUUUUT!”

  • @kirito6449
    @kirito6449 Před 4 lety +3491

    The clothes guy: he can wear instantly a car and become transformers.

    • @Boomer22G
      @Boomer22G Před 3 lety +220

      also he could easily disarm people based on the cup thing or could take bulletproof clothes off of people

    • @parashidal
      @parashidal Před 3 lety +95

      what if he equipped someonr

    • @jaysoft55
      @jaysoft55 Před 3 lety +175

      I mean if you shoot at him would the bullets harmlessly add on to his clothes because if so that'd be pretty broken for stopping criminals with guns

    • @CallMePoker
      @CallMePoker Před 3 lety +5

      Jake soft thats what i thought

    • @plzletmein3267
      @plzletmein3267 Před 3 lety +43

      What if he equips someone’s body Would he just be wearing a flesh suit?

  • @garrelriper3764
    @garrelriper3764 Před 3 lety +18164

    5 years later: *Local man masters their ability of reading other people's minds*

  • @Zeel_BTS
    @Zeel_BTS Před rokem +2

    "wasn't even clever" while "the element of surprise" had me cackling all night

  • @mmmchestnut4085
    @mmmchestnut4085 Před rokem +6

    Clothing Powers dude is good for sneaking into places with quick disguises and quick thefts

  • @TheFr3nchy
    @TheFr3nchy Před 4 lety +2975

    Dude high fives someone and now he's wearing the carcasse of his dead homie.

    • @aaronmcclarty5254
      @aaronmcclarty5254 Před 4 lety +116

      Oh my goodness. That just got dark but that shows u he is op

    • @robmoney4life
      @robmoney4life Před 4 lety +161

      He would be a weird version of one punch man his name would be one touch man

    • @gunyukwunny
      @gunyukwunny Před 4 lety +49

      @Robmoney 4life
      “One Boop Man”

    • @daokopiano8721
      @daokopiano8721 Před 4 lety +22

      Robmoney 4life One touch is all it takes
      Fallin' into his clothing with him
      Possibilities
      He looks like all you need

    • @froward8219
      @froward8219 Před 4 lety +17

      Tries to use the door he becomes the door, he can't touch anything

  • @anarkyanimal
    @anarkyanimal Před 4 lety +522

    “I can control an element”
    “Which element”
    “Wind”
    *starts blowing hysterically”

    • @nandybrod41
      @nandybrod41 Před 4 lety +5

      Penguin Gaming I don’t think U understand how I appreciate this comment like I genuinely laughed so hard like thank you so much ily

    • @yourdailygrapes7451
      @yourdailygrapes7451 Před 4 lety +2

      grapes

    • @aaliyaramanathan5362
      @aaliyaramanathan5362 Před 4 lety +8

      'i can control water!'
      *starts sobbing uncontrollably onto the interviewer about their life problems*

  • @saionteller9427
    @saionteller9427 Před rokem +9

    It cold outside but he's wearing double clothes 😂

  • @greenwitchinc.1682
    @greenwitchinc.1682 Před rokem +3

    Dude this is hilarious material. Great writing.🤘