The Gentleman's Path | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 19
Vložit
- čas přidán 20. 05. 2018
- Thanks to D&D Beyond and Backblaze for sponsoring this episode of Critical Role!
Check out D&D Beyond for all your digital toolset needs: www.dndbeyond.com/
Go to www.backblaze.com/podcast-cri... for a free 15-day trial of Backblaze
Donate to 826LA: www.826la.org/criticalrole
The Mighty Nein find themselves facing multiple choices as to their next actions and alliances...
Watch Critical Role Live Thursdays at 7pm PST on Twitch at / geekandsundry
You can pick up Critical Role merch at shop.geekandsundry.com
For more RPGs we love, go to bit.ly/GS_RPG
Follow the cast on Twitter!
Ashley: / thevulcansalute
Laura: / laurabaileyvo
Liam: / voiceofobrien
Matthew: / matthewmercer
Marisha: / marisha_ray
Taliesin: / executivegoth
Travis: / willingblam
Sam: / samriegel
Visit us on geekandsundry.com
Subscribe to Geek and Sundry: goo.gl/B62jl
Join our community at: geekandsundry.com/community
Twitter: / geekandsundry
Facebook: / geekandsundry
Instagram: / geekandsundry
Thanks to @CRTranscript and all the critters for closed captions! - Zábava
Calebs story is the story of a physically weak man willingly putting himself in more and more dangerous situation to fund his crippling addiction to high quality paper and ink
He does spend an unfortunate amount of time bleeding out, but then, we all take a turn unconscious on the floor now and again as an adventurer, amirite lads
this made me laugh a lot
Honestly same
Caleb as Walter Whiteout in Breaking Bic
@@steeveewuzzheer1992 BREAKING BIC I JUST CHOKED ON A M&M BC OF THIS COMMENT
Molly : Hookers, Drugs, Booze
Beau : So much booze
Calleb : _High Quality Paper & Ink_
And you just can’t help but read it in their voices!
Don’t forget, Molly also likes massages, fruit, and tapestries
Yasha: flowers and complements
Nott: small shiny things
Fjord: Car of the Year Award
don't forget about the smut
I thought it was funny until I remember his backstory.... It could very well be that paper and Ink where considered contraband in the asylum and he had to come up with creative ways to make and use some....
Pumat at frist: oh big spenders!
Pumat now: oh no big spenders!
Frist
Frist
Frist
Frist
Furst
"I do not have an urge to kill any children" Mama Manticore doubts that
Gotta say I forgot about that.
But that’s not a child. Just sayin.
@@twistedknotz5485 it is.
Oof.
@@twistedknotz5485 I mean it was now its just a corpse and technically so is momma manticore
Just Mighty Nein things: Willingly giving vials of your blood to a Criminal Mastermind so he can blackmail you with the threat of blood magic, but not trusting the Empire enough to sign a simple employment contract.
Their healer only has proficiency with disguise kits and forgery kits; that tells you everything you need to know about the group.
Tbf the empire has more resources to find vengeance should they desert and they didn't seem to want to align themselves with one nation or another.
Almost as ridiculous as trusting a mind flayer with suspect motives over a well known, folk hero Paladin supported by a close friend of the group.
As someone who is currently enlisted in the military I’d pick the Gentleman.
To be fair, the gentleman thing didn’t seem to be exactly voluntary. They already revealed they new his secret code and hideout and where in a room full of his armed men
_Yasha sprouts ghostly, skeletal wings. Her eyes and the tips of her hair go jet black._
_In the night, a pigeon coos._
Jester: "Are you an angel?"
"I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them."
@@tspooner01 to what if I may?
Except for the third one, the prequels suck.
@@tspooner01 Your delusional if you think the prequels are better, but I respect that you think the sequels are hot trash.
@@tspooner01 I don't get how you think Attack of the Clones compares to any of the OT, but sure.
Last episode: "towns all out of healing potions"
This episode: "before we do anything, lets beat the shit out of each other"
"Nothing 8 hours of sleep won't fix right up"
When nott spoke on hating goblins, she said “I haven’t felt comfortable in their-...in my skin”. Very well done Sam
That part kind of bothered me though... Asking Nott why she was okay with attacking goblins is like asking the others if they like attacking bandits. Asking Nott that question, and Nott's statement that other goblins are bad is just basic objectification.
@@nschubach It's not quite the same. Humans land all over the alignment chart and come from all sorts of backgrounds. The vast majority of goblins will have the same alignment and general backgrounds. Not to mention in world most of the nein probably aren't familiar with goblins or how they generally feel about things. Sure humans can generally justify killing other humans, but for all they know killing another goblin could be devastating.
Wait until you get context from later episodes
Goblin dysphoria
Jester: “Hey let’s have a friendly battle”
*unleashes a burst of necrotic energy at her friend*
Joe W also
caleb: "let me boost my friend with a haste spell"
*molly: "let me boost my friend by making my other friend bleed from the eyes, effectively blinding her"*
but i thought it was hilarious haha
It was fun and also fair: Beau was totally going to use her monk power to destroy her, so why not a little spell from the spell-caster? Beau destroyed her anyways, and it was hilarious.
Well, if it is a street fight without any rules like this was, you should probably even use a gun. Specially in a world when a couple of words and a gesture can heal your wounds magically and you know you have quick access to it.
rofl ikr? and there are people complaining that beau cheated by using a stick xD
Soviet who Cuts underrated comment
Jester: punches Beau once
Beau: "So you have chosen *death."*
i am losing my mind over this comment
She did not punch her she cast a spell by touch
@@rodrigolopezjimenez3353 so?
Rodrigo López Jiménez “The punch was a delivery method for the spell”
each round is 6 seconds. So in a bit less than 18 seconds Jester goes from punching Beau, to receiving a salvo of hits and just collapsing 😂
Watching that in real time would have been incredible
I’ve gotta say Caleb and Beau’s developing friendship is an understated but really fun and sweet part of this campaign. It’s like the nerd and bully coming to common ground and becoming pals as a result
except they're both nerdy bullies
@@jimminysmithimy When was Caleb a bully? The only time I can think of is him slapping Fjord on the tit.
So Buford an Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb. Makes sense.
@@bretlemieux2489 lol yeah pretty much
21 jump street
its been 5 years and that blacksmith is still wondering if they will ever come back for the lead box
“I tasted a baby once”
*cue everyone’s faces contorting at this revelation except Liam who instead opts for a drink*
**Big sip of Forget That juice**
When is this at?
@@scottish-hero6664 3:39:13
Thank you
Liam, last episode: Here is my incredibly sad and tragic backstory
Sam: Hold my flask. No wait, don't touch that
You murdered your parents? Tough luck, pal, I was BORN a GOBLIN!
@@spikertaker wait until later, after about 30 episodes this is going to be really funny (assuming you are not rewatching) in a full-on tears-streaming-down-your-face way. And by funny I mean tragic
@@spikertaker funny story actually...
@@redcrow7618 Ya see, what happened waaaaaaaas...
@@umgubularslashkilter9272 tbf he was about to tell his backstory in this episode. He played it as a joke. But if they all stopped he would've probably said it.
I love Travis's reactions when he figures out why Sam uses the word 'not' more frequently than 'isn't' as it's a direct way of describing how the character truly feels "im NOT like them, this is NOT who I am, I am NOT like other Goblins"
What's your name little Goblin girl? "..i'm Nott"
Do u know the timestamp?
@@diesel8295 3:36:30 :)
🥺
the whole interaction was amazing
"is not your favorite word?"
Yasha: big, beefy barbarian who could knock you down with her pinkie
also Yasha: so anyway, look at my flower collection (✿◠‿◠)
I absolutely love this
The duality is so sweet:)
My kind of woman.
does Ashley have issues calculating in her head? she needs to use fingers for terms like 8+5
sry for asking but as a mathematics teacher those calculations shouldnt even be need to calculate but just be "known". but maybe its my european school system talking here xD
@@charli4815 I can't count 8+5 in my head. I can barely count 8+2 in my head. (and I'm European, but it should also be said that I failed math one semester, don't know how to divide, barely know how to multiply, and half the time I can't even tell the time on the clock)
I ship Caleb x High Quality Paper & Ink.
I love that.
Cpt Obvious1994 I laughed so hard the first time he asked for the paper, and I had already read this comment. Then it became a trope and I saw how it got here
Totally unrelated but am I the only one curious about Caleb’s love when he was training?
Ship it like fedex
duckmz definitely Nott ;) Answers will come... when she becomes the Briarwoods of this arc...
"A human child is a wonderful thing" says Nott, while looking at her own adopted human child
1 year old comment, eh? Heh.
@@patriciodaniels7168 Yeah... ... 5 day old comment, eh? Heh. :P Sorry couldn't help meself.
@@PastramiStaven 4 day old comment eh ? now its out of control xD
Emre Bahcivan 11 hour old comment, eh?
@@Balin93 6 day old comment eh?
Caleb last episode : A broken man revealing his tragic past to his friends..
Caleb this episode : *High Quality Paper & Ink*
I feel like we need to talk more about Yasha's reaction to seeing a cat for the first time. It was absolutely adorable, especially when she was confused by Frumpkin's purring, but also foreshadows somewhat about her past. Cats are pretty common animals, and from what she says in this episode it really feels like she lived in a very isolated rough place and she experiences common things like cats or grass or flowers and is amazed by them. I need more Yasha with a cat content
One morning, Caleb walks in on Yasha raising Frumpkin to the sun like in the lion king and he just sighs, turns around and leaves
@@Nixahma Thank you
"i still have some pocket bacon if you want some" -bo
"i would love some" -Sam dropping out of character
Caleb wanders over a grassy field to find Yasha has burrito wrapped Frumpkin in her shawl, cooing gently at him while her purrs contently... Smiling softly, Caleb turns back to find another book to read.
After the nein stop actively adventuring beau and yasha open a cat and bird sanctuary
Ashley always looks like the introvert who got stuck at the extrovert table
@@bubbagum6008 She need a bit of that Shrimp, ya know😂
After watching her Between The Sheets I think she's pretty much that. And that's one more reason to appreciate her
Hahaha totally wouldn’t know about that type of experience. Nope, I- I don’t know anything about that. Haha....
Yeah, I think you just explained it perfectly.
@@blaxidii7360 And this is why I'm so good at RPing characters with Charisma as a dump stat
I picture them having the rotting manticore head hanging off the back with a sign that says "If you can smell this, you're too close."
I know right!
They should make that as a bumper sticker
missed opportunity
They threw it to the streets last episode.
@@wenbluepirate3954 why wouldn't they keep the skull? missed opportunity
32:13 *Marisha hands back the Haste spell card*
Liam (whispered): "get used to it"
Awww budding monk/wizard buddies 😊
Marisha: "that's awesome"
I love the dynamic these two have! Starting with the common human suckiness in low light to Beau giving him book help and him going from lights to straight up amplifying her abilities!
Yo ok finally some recent timestamps lol, but I was thinking back on their conversation when seeing this part. Even when seeing the private convo I noted to myself that he brought up his helpfulness to her. Obviously he loosely helped/helps the other but beau was in shits creek during the gnoll mines, plus the three of them together could stupid amount of damage in theory class wise! Love how things are turning out so far Hope you enjoyed your watch thru
Nott: "I tasted a baby once."
Caleb: *bottoms up the flask of infinite alcohol*
Caleb’s two third level spells we’ve seen so far are Haste and Slow...he’s starting to meddle with time!
#TimeTurner
@R T nice
And his transmutation specialization
They are strong spells, also the obvious thematic reasons.
Quantum Leap music intensifies
honestly as soon as nott yelled “modern literature!” i thought she was going to cast hideous laughter
It would have worked tbh
I love that Laura's maternity clothes are just Travis' shirts. Lol. So adorable.
that is very clearly just a maternity shirt. compare the size around the sleeves and collar. laura would be swamped in a shirt of travis's.
the entire table dying of embarassment while the lesbians talked during their watch was so beautiful everyone ships them so hard😭😭😭
"I cast Haste on Beauregard."
This is how lifelong friendships are forged.
*Fjorged
@@benvoliothefirst underrated comment
Then proceeds to forget to tell her that she gets +2 AC so Jester's first attack should have missed
I mean, yeah?
I thought that was pretty shitty actually. It was a friendly fight just let them duke it out on their own.
That moment when your cleric picks a fist fight with your monk, and no one is left to heal.
And then you have our group, where our bard knows Healing Word, we have 2 druids with at least one healingspell prepared and a vampire that was a doctor with homebrew potions and healingkits. So 4 out of 7 can get people up if they're unconsious. We hadn't really discussed everyones role beforehand.
@@mennograafmans1595 honestly healing spells are really gamebreaking for D&D if they are not a rarety
Marisha 2018, as Beau: I'm trying really hard to not be scary
Marisha 2022, as Laudna: Hold my Beer.
I love this comment.
Fun scary!
Marisha 2023, becomes beau and starts fighting!!
1:37:45 was foreshadowing and we never even knew!
Yeah, she can't really roleplay as a nice person at all
Grog: *is why Vox Machina needs a multiple voices of reason*
Fjord: *is the main voice of reason in the Mighty Nein*
Goblin: *hits molly with one scimitar*
Molly: *hits goblin with two scimitars*
He's got a sword!
You fool...WE'VE ALL GOT SWORDS!
@@crowfee2910 i cant ever read "you fool" without thinking of that meme
Molly: aw that's cute *molly spins his swords in his hand before attacking* but I'm cuter
Anything you can do I can do better!
I’ll see your sword...and rise you TWO swords
"you chose to fistfight with a monk"
*LMAO*
I mean, my dumb Warlock decided that the elf monk would be an easy fight. He did not have a good wisdom modifier
@@fireballedbard4620 but it was a easy fight for the monk lol
@@ssuuhhdduuddee7354 archfey warlock, I just teleported away. 20 points of damage, but I escaped.
@@fireballedbard4620 lol good shit
As Zun Tzu once said, Fists are stronger than magic
In an alternate universe, the Mighty Nein retired and lived out the rest of their days in a small shack 30 miles out of Zadash
I LOVE how Sam makes Nott's story extremely relevant and deep, but manage to end it on a joke about cannibalism.
but is a Nott cannibalism if you're a different kind of creature
@@Levin_sun Xenophagy (the eating of a sentient creature that is not your species) is, for all intents and purposes, cannibalism. It carries the same weight and meaning as people use the word colloquially.
It's why cannibals are evil, and so are typical gnolls and goblins (who regularly eat people of all species).
Jester: *casts lil 1st level spell against professional fistfighter*
Beau, already at advantage: and then I kill her
Jester did bring a sphere of necrotic energy to a fist fight. With a professional fist fighter....
Tbh I feel like professional fighter vs demon spawn with death magic is more than a fair fight.
Beau :you have chosen death
@@pallasproserpina4118well it clearly wasn't
Geraldo Neto To be fair, Beau only won so easily because of the haste. Jester took it easy on her the first round, then beau pummeled her without her being able to get in another hit due to haste. I’m not saying jester would have won if Caleb hadn’t hasted beau, but it would have been much closer.
Jester: "Is he moist?"
Matt: "Make a perception check."
The things players ask their DM. XD
I initially read this as "make a *precipitation* check."
And then Liam: “Are you?”
I died at that line
Baxter Wilhelm make a perspiration check
Make a respiration check
1:08:50 Caleb: you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours
Beau: **attempts to scratch Caleb's back**
Beau: **realizes he meant in a figurative way**
Beau: "aah... nevermind"
I kinda thought she was going for a hug and then was like nope that's too much lol
The pride that Travis has watching his little buddy Cleric turn into monstah Barbarian makes my heart smile lol #CoachGrog
I think I've seen Ashley do the same thing whenever Laura does the Cleric thing:)
And I've seen Liam do it when Sam gets sneak attack
celestial, the language of the two socially awkward ones in the group.
10/10
celestial sounds like a choir singing Latin, so that tracks
The only 2 ?
@@G33KST4R I think taliesin established it to be Swedish
There's only 2 socially awkward ones?
some people: I have night terrors
Yasha: I am the night terror
"...and I'm sure every Dungeon Master out there knows exactly how I feel."
Word, Matt. Once had an NPC for a plot hook who was an Aarakocra cleric named Father Tiaaki.
Players instantly started calling him 'Father (Chicken) Teriyaki.'
In retrospect I should have seen that coming.
Ran a Deathwatch campaign with my friends, they met someone named “Commissar Sander” and there was no end to the KFC jokes after that
@@flockofseagulls2518 Ahh, a fellow loyalist. I see you are a man of true refinement.
@@Stronghand-yw1lk yeah sorry dude but I’d appreciate that comment a lot more if you didn’t have a confederate flag for an icon.
The campaign I'm in had two characters, an Inspector Barnabas and his trusty sergeant. The two of them got combined into Sergeant Bananas.
...I may have been tangentially involved....
I like to use anagrams when making NPC names. The party met a merchant named Ledoss Boll. I replaced him when they renamed him "Lettuce Balls".
"You earned your comma." That was so sweet, I almost teared up.
"Is it a real cat, because sometimes it poofs"
Everybody poofs.
REM in the background "every body poofs.... Some time..."
Nott: "i tasted a baby once" Caleb: takes sip from flask.
Time stamp? Please
@@anime1lover6girl 3:38:47
I need a drink for that
I thought his next line was gonna be I just gave it a little lick! LOL
Suddenly I'm craving for some goulash..
Pumat every time he sees the party: "for the love of god theres nothing left. stop buying all of my stock!!!!!"
Pumat Sol is an absolute stroke of genius on Matt's part.
[What the rest of the party sees]
Nott: MODERN LITERATURE *shoots* *Caleb*
I appreciate you
@@ianriccillo3806 thanks
Ah, the battle cry of an English major is a fearsome thing to behold
@@TheEternalChild7 Yes indeed
Was that a code word?
1:34:27 Caleb's face when Jester refers to him as Nott's baby has me WEAK
Becca Lanning it was a jim from the office camera look LOL
1:45 Sam takes us on an emotional rollercoaster
10:00 Episode Starts
11:30 In Spanish, it means “The Jeff”
20:20 Matt did not expect this fight
21:30 Jester is vicious
32:45 Stapled fingers
42:45 High quality uncut paper and ink
43:40 Always here for a deep cut next gen reference
46:00 Hupperdook hype
49:20 They’re called Hupperdookers
59:50 Nott sprinkles in some moisture puns
1:02:40 The wand returns
1:22:50 Beau and Yasha’s hot night
1:27:30 Perfect Jester impressions
1:30:40 Goblin lore
1:35:40 Story interruptus
1:49:40 The new keep has been claimed
1:54:00 Oops, lost Yasha again
1:59:30 Break Starts
2:14:15 Art Montage
2:19:50 Break Ends
2:36:10 Modern literature
2:39:00 So now Jester wants to heal people
3:04:20 HDYWTDT
3:13:10 HDYWTDT
3:20:40 Caleb feels no need to include people
3:26:40 Nott’s story
3:34:15 Nott advances her punctuation
3:39:05 The truth comes out
br ???
11:30 - in English it means Boss not Jeff 😆 unsure if this is supposed to be a joke
Boost
Boost here, get your boost here!
Wish these time stamps were pinned or something
2:55:30
travis - doing math
Matt - texting agent, changing playlist not looking up, to Travis “plus one D8”
😱😱😱
Huge respect to Laura for not metagaming with Caleb's "death"
Fred Kandratovich really gotta stop scrolling through comments during the video
@@savitoon2287 I feel you
SaviToon yeah, sorry. But it's not like Caleb actually died.
SaviToon was literally about to comment this lol
SaviToon Is SaviToon a Destiny 2 reference l? Probably not but there’s a being called “savithun” so I wasn’t sure.
When the Half-Orc in the group is the only one who asks the right questions and shows any signs of common sense. Nott aside at certain times. Fjord FOCUS FTW.
Umm. His surname's TOUGH. 😂
Tuff*
Tjuph*
@@deffdefying4803 tee-ough
welp besides a socially awkward mage, beligerent monk, big scary socially awkward barbarian girl , klepto goblin (who does ask right questions sometimes as you say) and a hedonist peacock tiefling - yes it kinda makes sense
Just for a reference. The celestial that Caleb and Yasha spoke sounds almost like singing.
So they where nearly sining to eachother for some solid minutes xD
Jester: "The Traveler did [tell me stories]." Caleb: "Of the Feywild?"
Yes, Caleb. The Traveler would have many stories of the Feywild.
*cough cough*
Jester: SQUARE UP BEAU!
Beau: ⬛
Jester: Oh no...
Thanks, I hate it. I didn't want to laugh at this, so when the laugh came I tried to hold it in and just proceeded to go into a laughing/coughing fit. Thanks.
2 tieflings on the team but the literal celestial being is the demon
that's fine
marc ! Well to be fair, Tieflings aren’t demons. They’re devil bloods
same with Aasimars they’re not celestials, they have celestial heritage. But this is actually really cool.
Aasimar in general are pretty cool, but Fallen Aasimar are full on badass
Technically Tiefling is Outworlder+Human/Inworlder's offspring, most of the time it's demon blood/devils blood, but a Rakshasa+Human does means it's a Tiefling as well.
-MrRhexx (sorta like that).
Technically it's pretty much up to your campaign world. I've seen a few different interpretations.
"It affects the dice around them, Taliesin. It affects the dice around them!"
Is that Travis being superstitious about DICE?
His wife would be so proud.
I have a D20 that is black with little crimson specks all over that I call Blood Drop and she is the ONLY D20 that doesn't shit in my mouth! So I refuse to roll any other 20's but her! My best friend has one that looks like it was carved out of marble and that I shit you not, if anyone but him rolls it...1's all day long! So yeah, I I'm right there with them on dice superstitions.
@@Stronghand-yw1lk* Banjo music intensifies *
@@alexandertiberius1098 I'm sorry, but is there an issue?
@@Stronghand-yw1lk Increased risk of recessive gene disorders?
@@alexandertiberius1098 that sounds like a you problem.
"maybe there is a comma" best line in the whole episode. so wholesome
I love Travis's smile that he can't hold back whenever Yasha's damage is halved because she's raging
when he first heard her... "I have been practicing, I dont know if Im doing this right... I would like to rage"
That was an awesome moment.
He’s like a proud dad... his little Monstah growing up
Its the best lol he is SO exited for her.
Every time they fight and I know what Yasha is going to say, my eyes immediately go to Travis and he’s practically bouncing in his chair!
@@paulflood9826 seeing Travis bounce in his chair when it happens is a highlight of this season so far 😂😂
Yasha, otherwise known as the edgiest completely non edgy character. Beautiful.
in the words of jocrap "angelic people with radiant energy or darkness, if you flap your wings edgily."
I feel like she’s just edgy by nature of who she is/her backstory but she doesn’t want to be edgy
Or maybe Ashly just don't prepared her backstory stil
Kararart trararaK no we know a lot about Yasha’s backstory now & rewatching all these episodes it clear it was always planned. It’s just by this point we only know Yasha’s from Xhoras & likes flowers.
@@ryanratchford2530 Yeah, since the part with the flowers, a certain Monty Python song is playing in my head with slightly changed lyrics: "She's a barbarian and she's OK, she sleeps all night and she fights all day. She cuts down gnolls, she skips and jumps, she likes to press wild flowers. She puts on orcish armor, and hangs around in bars .."
Molly's "we'll snuggle" after Jester going "I don't think we'll fit under the cart" had me giggling. Molly gives no hecks about snuggling with his friends and I love it
Am I the only one who feels like everytime I watch CR is like inviting friends over and just stay silent enjoyng their company?
To be completely fair, that's a lot of what I do when I have friends over lol
I feel the exact same way.
Is there an r/oddly accurate
Makes me feel like I have friends on the days I cant seem to find any
More like I'm hiding in someone's coat closet listening to them have fun and I'm not invited.
1:39:31 Matt: "There's some *firewood* outside the hut, and a lot of *furs* inside of it, and you only kept warm last night by burning grass, paper and your means of seeing in the dark, and it's gonna get even colder the further north you go-"
Mighty Nein: "Thanks for the armour! Bye!"
I thought the same. I was screaming, take the goddamm furs, it's cold in the north. And If the is something pop culture taught me is tha people in the north wear furs.
@@danielribeiro1433 I mean even animals wear fur, so it's gotta work.
This!! PLUS at one point Matt said that the reason they were spotted was their campfire smoke, maybe implying they could have stayed warm by furs instead.
This part hurt so much to watch. Fur? What’s its AC? Lol nvm we’ll take some meat please and be on our way. Frigging Californians have no idea lol
@@electricbluetiramisu3713 they should have taken some cold dmg if they failed a constitution saving throw
2:20 - Excuse me, but I happen to speak fluent Faerie, and Yev is _actually_ saying "Please help me, this maniac has trapped me in a trash bag."
"oh no everyone - YEV'S SICKKKKK!!!!" freaking KILLED me :D
You mean Sylvian?
Travis getting mad at Taliesin for letting Mercer have his magic dice from C1 is literally my favourite running joke. For reference, the moment that made me write this was 2:45:50
When Matt came over the DM screen like Golem after the one ring once Taliesin threw it away had me dying at the end of the first campaign. The Golden snitch was thrown away...abandoned and it found a new master with Matt.
@@sterlingdavison7337 It's "Gollum" but yes, that moment was amazing. He really snatched the Snitch.
Jester asked her "Be you angel?"
And Yasha said "Nay, I am but Aasimar. Rock OOOOOOOOOONNNN!"
I feel like there’s a reference I’m missing here.
@@Nixahma tribute, by tenacious d
"This is Nott the greatest rogue in the world, nein
This is just a tribute"
"You hit my shield!"
"Ughh you keep your shield on your ass?!"
Um... does that mean Beau was going for an ass punch there?
Nice
Trying for the deadleg.
;)
Buenos dias jester
Konoha secret technique: Thousand years of pain
Nott: "Do they not have cats where you grew up?"
Yasha: " -yes, but only for eating- no, I've read about them."
There's no way Matt brought this group down into an underground fight club and didn't expect at least two of them to start punching each other 😂😂
Yasha and Beau flirting was so painfully awkward but so incredibly accurate if you've met many sapphic couples.
You can see the feeling of betrayal on Lauras face when Caleb cast haste on Beau, she just cant get over the fact that they are not siblings anymore and i love it
Same, and she's been pretty rude to Liam a few times already so this was just funny (although I don't doubt Liam did it because Caleb is becoming friends with Beau)
@@Ailieorz she hasn't been rude to Liam. Jester is rude to Caleb
Caleb: Did your mother ever read you stories of the Feywild?
Jester: My mother didnt read me stories. But The Traveller did.
My heart broke.
Yeah, any time Laura shows that underneath the wacky exterior is the heart of a neglected and insecure child I tear up a bit
@@christopherbacon1077 but every time she describes her mother and in the letter from her it seems like her mother loves her so i wouldn't say neglected.
Aapo Henttunen eh. A parent can love their child but still be neglectful. Especially with her mothers job
@@Luminaryyxx You insinuateing that her mother is neglectful just because shes a sex worker. And the way Jester worded it the situation seems that her mother may have told her stories but just not about the feywild and the traveler just told her more stories. I think the situation is that her mother isin't neglectfull. Just busy due to being a single parent. Also Jester stated that her mother had to keep her hiden because her existance gould compromise their only source of income and that would cause a lot of problems. For example if they have no money to pay for security then some less savoury individuals may come and try to take a piece of the Ruby of the sea which i imagine might not end in the best way for Jester.
Aapo Henttunen not to mention her mother can’t mention she had her Bc it’s bad for business. Her reputation would be ruined and she wouldn’t be able to raise jester Bc she wouldn’t have any money
50:21
Marisha: “Schrödinger's Horris?”
Matt: **cries**
I’m pretty impressed by Marisha’s use of Schrödinger’s Horris, she pretty much nailed the concept with a casual joke. The nerd in me is so pleased 😂
It's not THAT difficult of a concept to grasp.
"Um Guys? She's our healer so..."
This one kills me every time!
When Yasha said Frumpkin was making a weird noise. So accurate to my old roommate who never had a cat before. One day he opened up and pet my cat, next thing I hear is him running to my room freaking out about my cat "vibrating". He had no clue what purring was. Thought my cat was sick or something lmao
AAHAH oh my god that made my day
Oh my gosh yess this was me! I'd only read about cats in books before so I always imagined purring as a soft kind of noise, so the first time I actually felt a cat purr I seriously thought it was suffering from some kind of lung disease and got genuinely worried. Writers of the world, please describe purring better.
That is the sweetest most innocent thing I’ve ever hear of
@@xxliew depends on the cat, when i had a cat you couldnt really tell when he was purring because it was super soft and he had asthma so his breathing kinda hid it. some cats you dont even need to touch them and you'll hear the purring from across the room.
My cat's purring sometimes sounds like blowing bubbles through a straw into your drink - suits his bubbly personality perfectly
Matt describing what happens to Yasha when she uses Necrotic Shroud and everyone just completely geeking out puts such a smile on my face.
Ashley: grows terrifying black skeletal wings
Also Ashley: collects delicately pressed flowers
I think Yasha became my new favorite
Yasha doesn't like sand, it's coarse and irritable, and it gets everywhere
Razahir Khemse did u just reference Anakin?
While on an awkward half-date gdi its too good
hah, “irritable.”
anakin: man, I swear every time I tey to start a conversation with desert it just spits at me and starts cursing at me.
But she like Beau who is coarse and irritable and is trying to get somewhere
Sand is just Hetorosexual glitter
DM: "it's very cold at night, and you packed no cold weather gear"
DM: "you see a shack full of furs for trade"
Party: "meh nothing useful in there."
/facepalm
I want to see some consequences from sleeping in the mud and cold rain and waking up covered in frost.
JUST got to this part. FOR REAL. I was like...oh man. lol.
the pelts would have been much better what do they need the leather gear for
@@AM-hf9kk nah, Matt is too nice. He lets his players meta-game with literally no consequence.
(Molly screaming about being forcibly conscripted to the front lines, all last episode, with no basis for him to have that knowledge, he's a Tiefling carnival card shark and has bren for the 2 years of memory he has, not only is he an outcast by being a circus act, he's a Tiefling in an empire comprised of mostly human and human-like races i.e. dwarf, elf, gnome, halfling. Also, I didn't like how Taliesin basically forced the group into feeling scared of being pulled into the army.)
@@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 Knowledge about being forcefully conscripted into a military force isn’t exactly secret knowledge. Having travelled all around with the circus would have given Molly a pretty decent understanding of how the empire works. Also, he’s a free spirit kind, so his fears of being conscripted is well founded and justified.
1:26:00 dude, watching the group cringe so hard at Beau trying to flirt with Yasha is so damn funny xD
That's how lesbians flirt, though! I don't know what to tell them!
@@DarcOne13 I hate that your right
@@DarcOne13 Can confirm
Sorry this is untrue. Instead it’s just 2 people longingly staring across the room at each other but bring too afraid to make the first move
@@danirodriguez3682 Well i'm sure both happen, depends on the people
“I’m always in an existential crisis.” Beau just spoke to me on a spiritual level.
I'm such a fan of the dynamic that the two characters that are arguably the worst at normal human interaction are somehow becoming friends, while every single conversation between them ends in the most awkward silence and/or stuttering
Wait, is this Beau and Yasha or Beau and Caleb?
@@armleg yes
That's how we do it
1:23:20 Yasha: "well, this is as far as I've ever been"
Beau: "in terms of...."
Sam, whispering: "romantically"
LOLLLLLLLLL
Behold, Captain Sam Riegel of the SS Yashregard
behold, Sam Riegel. Emmy winner
@@LeyCarnifex Someone has to do something to bring character to her character. Worst barbarian role play ever.
@@MrBottlecapBill A little mean - by the standard of this show, which features professional actors, Ashley is obviously less comfortable with improv than many of them, however she has found a character by using that to make hers a shy barbarian, which is cute in the way it contrasts.
By the standard of the majority of Role Players out there, Ashley remains a brilliantly talented actress (see Last of Us), and when she is capable of giving an amazing and emotional performance.
She is just very slowly developing a character. She even has started speaking with an accent specificially for her character, which is a big step for an actress who usually uses her own voice when performing.
@@LeyCarnifex "It's sad when ships sink." - Caleb Widogast
I love watching Travis's reaction when anyone else scores huge hit points. It's how everyone in Vox Machina reacted to Grog's attacks.
I'm rewatching this and on a second watch travis/fjord so far has been a nonstop pos. He calls everyone else out for stuff and he stole over 600 gold for the groups work...then used it to buy a shield.
@@morsorcus8152 he did distribute it though? He won about that much from gambling it with the gentleman
@@humanfromearth6222 how did he have it to gamble with if he distributed it? He's had that since episode two or three. And I think eventually he distributed but not for a a long time after he got it. Either way he acted like a Saint while stealing the groups gold and then using the groups gold to gamble. Spoilers but he also does in campaign 3 early on. Dudes a dick and despite acting like a good guy has no morale high ground to stand on.
@@morsorcus8152 episode 2 or 3? I thought you were talking about the gold they got for the espionage. He did gamble with that and then distribute it. Duck move, I agree but it resulted in profit. I don't know what else you're referring to, however
@@humanfromearth6222 he got 600 or so ish gold from helping the guys in zedash that the kingsguard from the town attacked by gnolls told them about. So maybe not quite that early but pretty close.
As I'm catching up on these episodes, I swear that Matt's rolls get better the longer his hair grows
His powers grow, as does his hair
Dice Samson
@@yeetspageet4204 lol, the auto translation of your comment is "Samson says."
Matt at full power must look like Sephiroth
They're talking about what they imagine Hupperdook to be like, not even noticing that Matt's paying attention to EVERY WORD THEY SAY. lol
This is why you need to be careful with where you talk about things and very much so in front of the dm. This can be for bad or good, thankfully good in this case.
When this flower collecting woman goes and pulls an ogre onto her sword.... that does things to me. Great character
"Get away witch"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
Humperdink, HuMPERDINK, HUmPErDiNK!
Oh man I feel so bad for Travis/Fjord, he Cleary REALLY wanted to talk to the Orc hermit but wasn’t meta-gaming, and they didn’t tel him it was an Orc…
I like that throughout all of Nott's backstory Matt barely says anything. He just lets everything unfold, appreciating his friends being awesome...
That’s what a good DM does
My favorite part is that when they give little nods to their secret stories he doesn't give like a little smile. Like "ah I know what you mean".
Sam going "Veth". And matt keeps the poker face.
@@wenbluepirate3954 Nah, there was a slight change in his face before he settled on his poker face. It was pretty clear that he recognized it, but only if you actively watched his every twitch.
It was the same with Calebs lore dump. Just them talking and Matt sitting there quietly.
Sam: this my backstory ant it's...
Taliesian: EVERYBODY LOOK THERE IS A SMOKE ON THE HORIZON
I often forget that everyone at this table is a voice actor. Not for any reason in particular, because their voices are usually phenomenal, but Jester's genuine pained cries when she thought Caleb was truly dead and her healing "wasn't working" genuinely sent pangs through my heart and reminded me they do voices for a living, so of course shes going to be a good voice actor. I love this fantastic crew so much.
I love how Travis acts like an excited child whenever Yasha rages.
He knows. Ohhhh he knows how it feels.
Though is Barbarian 1/2 damage while raged- is that a perk? I havent seen her half her damage yet...
@@uli11 it's only 1/2 damage for piercing, slashing, and bludgeoning damage (basically all physical weapon damage), and I'm pretty sure Matt is good about halving damage when needed before giving it to the players.
@@thefriendlyknight ok that makes sense. I dont have any concrete examples but I feel like prior to this episode she took some big hits while raging that i feel might not have been halved- though maybe im dumb and wrong.
And wait- didnt grogg take 1/2 damage from shit like dragons breath and fireballs and shit?
@uli11 maybe at later levels? I'm more familiar with lower levels, which Yasha is at, and there aren't any greater damage reduction in 5e that I'm aware of.
I also don't doubt that Ashley would have spaced the damage-halving effects of rage as she was very busy at the start of the campaign.
With all we now know, I adore the moment Travis's face lights up as he figures out Nott, then sends a message to Sam.
Travis- "I've connected the two dots"
Sam, nervous - "You haven't connected shit."
Travis - "I've connected them"
When
wow! an unsolved reference in the wild!!! i love it
@@thebarkydogs 3:36:50
my first time watching C2 but i have been spoiled a lot, so i already know about Nott... well seeing Travis's reaction then was one of the few times in my life i was glad for having read spoilers haha i think i would have missed that completely otherwise
also can we talk about Matt's AWESOME storyteller/DM move right there: you can see he glances and catches Travis having an epiphany, and then you can almost see the gears in his mind computing that if the conversation lasts Fjord could ask some questions to Nott leading to too much of a reveal so soon, so he needs to put an end to it, and comes up with the "oh here's a thunderstorm btw" to fast forward to the next scene and avoid more backstory talk! as a beginner DM i am amazed and wish i can reach this level of quick thinking someday
(or maybe i read too much into that and Matt just wanted to say there was a storm coming lmao)
the fact that laura really committed to the bit with jester healing caleb cause she thought he was dead is amazing
only know a few people that would do that
"Caleb fucked me..."
"Well, yes, but you also picked a fist fight against a monk."
Matt spitting truth.
"18 plus 7. That's 23."
Makes me wonder how often they miscalculate. 😄
I mean... this exact sort of thing is exactly why I rely on the dicebot on D&D Beyond instead of rolling physical dice even though our DM trusts us to be honest and allows it. I'm gonna math something wrong and/or forget to add a bonus I should have 😅