Commerce & Chaos | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 31

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  • čas přidán 18. 12. 2019
  • The Mighty Nein take two weeks of down time in Zadash, shopping and researching, before embarking on their next adventure...
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  • @janlakuse5199
    @janlakuse5199 Před 4 lety +3263

    Rudimentary Timestamps before Flando gets here:
    1:20 Sam's country song
    4:51 Laura's protective of her dice
    7:58 Recap starts
    8:24 Recap interrupted by Sam Shenanigans
    9:59 Recap resumes
    10:50 Recap ends
    *11:21** Nott's downtime*
    12:05 Nott sends another package
    12:17 Nott tinkers
    14:30 Percy makes an appearance
    15:16 Nott makes an explosive arrow
    18:56 Nott and Jester forge a letter
    *26:45** Caleb's downtime (?)*
    29:46 Visiting Pumat Sol
    46:13 Jester's dream axe
    56:53 Caleb arranges for library
    *57:34** Caduceus' downtime*
    58:09 Clay heads to herbal shop
    1:02:18 Clay shops for supplies
    1:03:56 Diamond shopping with Jester at Suvo's Secrets
    1:09:40 gaRLiC
    1:14:07 Jester, Clay's majestic exit
    *1:14:47** Fjord's downtime*
    1:16:02 Fjord travels south
    *1:19:02** Caleb and Beau's downtime*
    1:19:07 Transmuter's Stone
    1:20:29 To the Cobalt Soul
    1:21:23 Beau and Zeenoth
    1:23:48 Beau trains with Tubo
    1:26:34 Beau is forced to read
    1:30:42 Tubo vs Beau w/ bows
    1:34:26 Caleb reads...
    1:34:59 ...about Xhorras
    1:39:07 ...about time magic
    1:40:25 ...about 'Dunamis'
    *1:41:05** More Fjord downtime*
    1:41:24 Fjord examines his falchion
    1:43:04 Fjord visits the Gentleman
    1:46:42 Running into Cree
    1:49:42 Cree talks of the ritual
    *1:52:12** More Clay downtime*
    1:52:39 Clay tries to get an epiphany
    *1:53:25** Jester downtime*
    1:54:29 A gift for Nott
    1:56:59 Planning to fuck up a temple to the Platinum Dragon
    2:01:58 Jester and Nott approach
    2:03:02 Nott adresses worshippers
    2:07:08 Nott casts Mage Hand
    2:07:52 Jester enters the fray
    2:09:00 "His Holiness is going on a spiritual journey and there's only room on that train for one dude!"
    2:09:53 Vandalising
    2:11:34 Time to run
    2:13:13 Nott screams
    2:14:10 Nott trapped in bead
    2:16:45 Matthew dominates Sam
    2:17:10 Jester casts Blink
    2:18:32 3rd-level Charm Person
    2:20:45 "Everybody, think of the stink-eye Laura gave on the hospital run"
    2:23:59 Nott is freed
    2:24:45 Run!
    2:29:05 Laura remembers Channel Divinity: Cloak of Shadows
    2:30:35 Everyone at the table is relieved
    2:31:15 Town criers cry vandalism
    2:31:56 The Traveller visits Jester
    2:36:25 Planning TravellerCon
    2:39:09 Welcome back. PT2
    2:40:02 M9 together again
    2:49:23 Fjord tells M9 about Sabien
    2:57:02 Jester: "Maybe you have to poop it out."
    2:59:00 Jester Sending to Yasha
    3:01:31 Caleb, Nott discuss options
    3:07:15 A tender moment
    3:09:41 Campaign 1 memories
    3:12:05 Sam's country song reprised
    3:12:23 Fanart compilation
    EDIT: Flando's back. Find their timestamps and go shower them with likes

  • @tristane6645
    @tristane6645 Před 3 lety +4842

    “Critical Role is scripted there is no way its improv.”
    Matt: “you see a female woman...”

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. Před 3 lety +241

      Haha yes, that kinda struck out

    • @Aerensianic
      @Aerensianic Před 3 lety +610

      Reminded me of Brooklyn 99 where captain Holt described his fake wife as a "strong, female woman" lol.

    • @thekween9037
      @thekween9037 Před 3 lety +246

      @@Aerensianic "With impressive, heavy breasts"

    • @adamn8156
      @adamn8156 Před 3 lety +314

      As a DM, can confirm that this is how it goes when the players ask for stuff.

    • @seanob8001
      @seanob8001 Před 3 lety +437

      This reminded me of when he said "visual sight" in the previous episode. Little things like that are nice because they remind me that Matt Mercer is still a human being rather than the god of dungeon masters.

  • @unknowndragon3736
    @unknowndragon3736 Před 3 lety +1431

    the M9 when they visit pumat: *I'LL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK*

    • @patrickcarden6681
      @patrickcarden6681 Před 3 lety +38

      Pumat Sol: Anything from the trolley seats?
      M9: We'll take the lott.

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille Před rokem +16

      Isn't the broken sword from around 42:00-43:00 ish one they sold off to him initially? So they're resupplying him as well as emptying out the shop :D

    • @glaticroleplay3549
      @glaticroleplay3549 Před rokem +6

      @@RuailleBuaille either that or it is a sword that they found in that tree hideout of the gentleman... I remember something about an artifact from pre calamity... idk if it's true, but that's what I remember...

    • @kingkit4856
      @kingkit4856 Před rokem +3

      i LOVE pumat so much

    • @carlotta4th
      @carlotta4th Před rokem +1

      Also you're an incense dealer now!

  • @JtownIsrael
    @JtownIsrael Před rokem +625

    And to think, Jester almost didn't buy the Dust of Deliciousness.

    • @ldp6321
      @ldp6321 Před rokem +69

      Sam convinced her to buy it and stopped everyone else from ruining everything when she was getting ready to use it. A true friend.

    • @talikup
      @talikup Před rokem +29

      Omg yes (I’ve by accidentally read a spoiler so I started gasping when Matt was describing it)

  • @CI0wN
    @CI0wN Před 3 lety +972

    "Why is this episode called Commerce & Chaos, what is the chaos?" *reaches the part with Jester and Nott in the temple* "Oh."

  • @liquidwood4064
    @liquidwood4064 Před 4 lety +2128

    Glove maker: "What colour would you like your gloves to be, Miss?"
    Nott: "Uh... human... coloured..."

    • @chainchompwithhumanteeth3789
      @chainchompwithhumanteeth3789 Před 4 lety +156

      Nott: FLESH

    • @forkysporky7073
      @forkysporky7073 Před 3 lety +83

      Well, ma'am, humans come in a rather broad spectrum of colors. Could you be more specific? Will you be needing leggings?

    • @michaelkorpi90
      @michaelkorpi90 Před 3 lety +17

      Your missing the point she's trying to hide the green skin of a goblin so any human color would work

    • @Slashthekitsune
      @Slashthekitsune Před 3 lety +59

      @@michaelkorpi90
      The point of the comment
      Your head

    • @ashleycook6025
      @ashleycook6025 Před 3 lety +15

      Crayola*breaking open THAT box: sooo... that's oddly vague....

  • @THESHADOWMASTER9
    @THESHADOWMASTER9 Před 4 lety +3881

    I love how, despite the fact that Matt was in the middle of an anouncement, when Laura asked who touched her dice everyone went dead fucking silent. 😂

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n Před 3 lety +263

      Mom is PISSED! Nobody move!

    • @joshuawilson3388
      @joshuawilson3388 Před 3 lety +119

      Save vs fear... natural 1

    • @shyfrog3731
      @shyfrog3731 Před 3 lety +140

      It's a superstition with some D&D players. Touching someone else's dice is extremely bad luck for the dice.

    • @THESHADOWMASTER9
      @THESHADOWMASTER9 Před 3 lety +91

      @@shyfrog3731 ooooh. That makes sense now cuz my group roles shit and we all share dice.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 Před 3 lety +21

      Don't touch Laura's dice

  • @saintmace9183
    @saintmace9183 Před 3 lety +1554

    “Nice to meet ya, You brighten up the room.”
    “What a room to brighten” I love Clay. So Wholesome

    • @jpillustrator
      @jpillustrator Před rokem +2

      Do you have the timestamp for this?

    • @sevak1991
      @sevak1991 Před rokem +6

      @@jpillustrator 56:32

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 Před 6 měsíci +14

      I thought that I wouldn't like clay, but so far he is my favorite Talison character. I like his voice his character. He's kind of morbid but in a Charming way. He believes in life and death by in a it's part of existence and to be respected sort of way. And I like that he's a cleric which suits his name.
      Jester's still best girl in my opinion. She's adorable and badass. Like Laura

  • @finalsmib
    @finalsmib Před rokem +1131

    Taliesin acting out Caduceus's silent reactions while no one is paying attention has become one of my favorite things.

    • @tyrannosaur6265
      @tyrannosaur6265 Před 10 měsíci +37

      Taliesin is a master of RP

    • @TheSummerwine1
      @TheSummerwine1 Před 6 měsíci +36

      That's one thing that confused me when he was Molly. He'd often look annoyed at the rest of the cast, and it took me a bit to realise he's just in character hahah

    • @youtupelover17
      @youtupelover17 Před 5 měsíci +14

      I always love watching him do that, sometimes I forget to pay attention to dialogue cuz I'm so focused on his reactions and facial expressions

    • @2sthimo449
      @2sthimo449 Před 4 měsíci +21

      ​@@TheSummerwine1Liam sometimes falls into quiet phases where he pouts and looks ready to murder someone
      Makes me wonder why hes playing if his mood is ao terrible until he laughs at something out of character, then goes back to pouting

    • @Kurse_of_Kall
      @Kurse_of_Kall Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@2sthimo449 yup haha, that's just Caleb!

  • @amaterasuXrising
    @amaterasuXrising Před 4 lety +3161

    During that scene of Jester and Nott in the temple, I just kept picturing Molly watching from the afterlife and laughing his ass off. He would be very proud.

    • @great-wall-of-nowhere9377
      @great-wall-of-nowhere9377 Před 3 lety +183

      he's probably gathered like a crowd of 500 and they're chucking ghost spoons at the hijinks

    • @itzplant3196
      @itzplant3196 Před 3 lety +111

      If he was alive he definently would've joined... miss him...

    • @rocksolid1954
      @rocksolid1954 Před 3 lety +197

      nah man, molly's not in the afterlife. hes too stubborn, hes watching over them from limbo while he trades stories and fashion tips with Vax.

    • @mydknightcloud
      @mydknightcloud Před 3 lety +17

      @@rocksolid1954 I thought Vax was with the Raven Queen... or am I wrong?

    • @roercula8425
      @roercula8425 Před 3 lety +66

      @@mydknightcloud He is. And she is the goddess of passage which means Vax is in some sort of not too bad Version of Limbo.

  • @natealeaf5701
    @natealeaf5701 Před 4 lety +2261

    watching taliesins face during the molly lore makes me wonder what kinda shit he had planned for molly

    • @corvus418
      @corvus418 Před 4 lety +255

      Yeah... one of the two chars with extremely interesting backstories and quests doesn't get to finish. It sucks.

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy Před 4 lety +102

      I think his backstory was gonna be closely linked to the luxon. Obviously it's all speculation tho

    • @Irish_Wristwatch101
      @Irish_Wristwatch101 Před 3 lety +89

      It wouldn't shock me if his story isn't finished (I'm only on this episode so far though, so I could be wrong).

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons Před 3 lety +270

      taliesin said once before that he thought up molly *while campaign one was still running.* he no doubt put a lot into it.

    • @Eadwulf_Skald
      @Eadwulf_Skald Před 3 lety +153

      @@icymoons And it was heavily inspired by a friend of Taliesin that passed away too. (Joseph Gordon-Levitts's brother who left acting to do all kinds of extremely free spirited stuff. him passing away and molly too makes it bittersweet)

  • @thetransparentlady
    @thetransparentlady Před 3 lety +814

    Nott: "Does anyone want to help me (disassemble a gun)?"
    Percy, sassily emerging from Taliesin's consciousness: "I wanna watch"

    • @juiciethebox1564
      @juiciethebox1564 Před 2 měsíci +3

      In 2024 this is still hilarious

    • @hectortellezgarcia1155
      @hectortellezgarcia1155 Před měsícem +2

      I imagined Percy popping into existence like a windows assistant. "So, you want to know how a firearm works?, well, let me enlighten you"

  • @isaacgraff8288
    @isaacgraff8288 Před 3 lety +1386

    "I'm impressed what your mother went through at this point." - Mr. Clay seeing all four Pumats
    I have a friend who had twins... and she described it as a never ending Hell.

    • @stephaniefink8024
      @stephaniefink8024 Před 2 lety +15

      That's about what having a singular kid, let one 4, is like 😂

  • @xarfram
    @xarfram Před 3 lety +2689

    This episode is the DnD incarnation of _Tales of Ba Sing Se_ and I love it

    • @Betito1171
      @Betito1171 Před 3 lety +44

      I was literally thinking the same thing

    • @umbravulpes4950
      @umbravulpes4950 Před 3 lety +279

      You mean it's Tales of Ba Sing 5e? :D
      ...I'll show myself out.

    • @fourthwallproductions8695
      @fourthwallproductions8695 Před 3 lety +40

      @@umbravulpes4950 I appreciate you

    • @EliasJB25
      @EliasJB25 Před 3 lety +33

      @@umbravulpes4950 please dear traveler, stay.

    • @trenticeberg4067
      @trenticeberg4067 Před 3 lety +43

      I mean i see the train of thought, but this didn't make me cry. Every time i see tales off ba sing se at least 1 tear falls down my face.

  • @cas2762
    @cas2762 Před 2 lety +1377

    Sam, as Nott: “I just think Astrid is someone from his past who could help him think of happier times!”
    Liam, in the background: *the embodiment of the “this is fine” meme*

    • @majere666
      @majere666 Před 2 lety +239

      "Remember that time we all murdered our parents together?"

    • @mydriasisintensifies6139
      @mydriasisintensifies6139 Před 2 lety +30

      hahaha i was looking for this :D poor liam hahahahaha gotta love dramatic irony

    • @justingoldsmith1852
      @justingoldsmith1852 Před 2 lety +46

      Rewatching C2. Watching his rollercoaster of emotions is amazing. The first tongue bite when they mentioned the academy at all.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon Před rokem +29

      Wasn’t Nott present when Caleb talked about the amulet he wears to keep himself hidden from Trent? She should be smart enough to realize sending a letter to the Academy telling them where to find him is a _terrible_ idea.
      That said, I’ve been waiting for Astrid to make a surprise appearance as an adversary ever since I learned Caleb’s backstory, so that letter is an exciting development.

    • @williamross6477
      @williamross6477 Před rokem +9

      @@anondecepticon They didn’t tell them where to find him. The only location they gave was The Pillow Trove which Caleb had no connection with.

  • @bobdole4916
    @bobdole4916 Před 2 lety +479

    The reveal of Sam's flask picture is the most derailed I've seen Matt get. Straight up blue screened him.

  • @francescopassero8369
    @francescopassero8369 Před 3 lety +984

    If Jester's escape isn't a perfect display of a goddamn TRICKSTER Cleric, I don't know what is, ladies and gentlemen. Charms, disguises, teleports, invisibility... the whole package in one great escape.

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle Před 2 lety +110

      Watching her run through the gamut of random spells trying to figure out a way to escape was amazing. Disguise self, charm persons, hold persons, illusory duplicates (both singular and in multitudes), dispels, teleportation and outright invisibility. Utter madness.
      And she's still only level 6. Dear god I can't wait to see what she gets later.

    • @skylark7921
      @skylark7921 Před rokem +22

      @@Hawk_of_Battle she’s going to become chaos incarnate, I can just feel it

    • @uli11
      @uli11 Před 6 měsíci +6

      And after the funniest most scuffed display, we then get an intense "I'm not crying YOU'RE crying" moment. Why do I see their relationship as one between a father and daughter?

  • @erezamir7218
    @erezamir7218 Před 4 lety +3469

    Taliesin's gun knowledge was actually dope and impressive

    • @cigar_goblin4849
      @cigar_goblin4849 Před 4 lety +537

      In their world his character in last campaign made the first pistol so i would imagine he or matt did research on old flintlocks to add to character backstory

    • @Jedibigfoot
      @Jedibigfoot Před 4 lety +462

      @@cigar_goblin4849 to be fair Taliesin is well of random facts and knowledge so he may have known about that long before Percy

    • @frejabrynjolfursdottir1412
      @frejabrynjolfursdottir1412 Před 4 lety +506

      Well, Taliesin probably invented the first flintlock too speed up blood sacrifices.

    • @aeoscampaignsetting8489
      @aeoscampaignsetting8489 Před 4 lety +290

      Last campaign he asked Matt if Percy could make tnt out of peciticide or fertilizer or something similar, and explained the process

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 4 lety +78

      to be honest, a dwarfen gun would probably not use a flashpan with flint or a matchlock (not flint, but fire for the creation of the explosion on the pan, flint locks are allready the second step of gun technology). dwarfes are masters of crafting with metals. they would probably take two thin cooper pieces, put some small amount of gunpower between these pieces and hammer the copper pieces around the gunpowder together, so that a hammering on the middle will crush the gunpowder to a small explosion. it is resistent against water or wind, the mainreason for malfunctions of these muscets.
      in reality these copper things were invented around 18** , but they were expensive and many malfunctions happend by the creation of these copper plates, so armies didnt used them and just some aristocratic duel pistoles had these features. they got replaced with actual metal-bullets by some french inventors (while americans or birtish claim, that they created the first "real bullets" ) when the inventors figured out a way to reload and fiire in the back of the shaft and the military got interested in these inventions, because the soldiers would have been able to hide, while reloading their guns and need less speed for reloading and the gun powder were more secured. one of the biggest logistical problems for guns were weather influences or actual water from rivers or the sea on the battlefield-area. in once read about a general, who actual waited for the crossing of a river by the enemy and hoped for their gunpowder to get wet.
      before that around 17** most armies were developing small paper bags with gunpowder and a bullet inside it, so you just had to rip it open with your mouth, put it inside the barrel and stuff it together and than fire with the flint. these paper bags were logistical easier than former . they used snaplocks too in this technic the flashpan has a lit, that is automatical snaped open by the flint comming down on it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snaplock#/media/File:Snaphaunce_sparking.gif
      there are other things like match kraut, wadding, wheellocks and "Drehlings", who were used for muscets too, but its really complicated to understand everything. the actual wheellock for example was a invention around 1500 and before that even de Vinci made a small scrible of such a mechanism ~1490. these things are more advanced than a flintlock or matchlock too, but the invention was complicated to build for a whole army. technical a modern revolver was as a theoretical invention perfectly possible in 1500 and some cavarly guns look like revolvers too, but they had these 6 or even 12 shots, because they made many malfunctions by bad quality of the craftmans before the industrial revolution. in a fantasy setting dwarfs would figure gun technology out in a year and they would build in high quality. in some senses D&D should change a lot by the invention of gun powder, like every other society.

  • @grantmitchell6738
    @grantmitchell6738 Před 4 lety +1768

    “She’s a female woman” -Matt Mercer

  • @jkmcollins93
    @jkmcollins93 Před 2 lety +533

    I love how Jester's journal is becoming one big long confession to a bunch of crimes. lol

  • @anarkos1211
    @anarkos1211 Před 2 lety +426

    Matt: "You say a little prayer to the Traveller for a chance to escape."
    Jester: "Please don't fuck me please don't fuck me."

    • @jacobw.6744
      @jacobw.6744 Před 2 měsíci +3

      As her patron God who is supposed to be helping and guiding, obviously don't. As a surrogate father figure, obviously don't!
      As Nila said, that word is so versatile!

  • @jthatting
    @jthatting Před 4 lety +1330

    "Have you ever met a ghost that does not need punching?"
    Taliesin: Mind blown.

    • @misscutenar2333
      @misscutenar2333 Před 3 lety +79

      I watched him for the next minute or so just staring off into space confusedly, it was a thing of beauty

    • @dragonlichqueen8755
      @dragonlichqueen8755 Před 3 lety +19

      It was absolutely hilarious to me, I was laughing the entire time just staring at him. I also, like, once I realized what was happening played this: czcams.com/video/0Wi8Fv0AJA4/video.html which is probably a part of why I laughed so much.

    • @KarlEller
      @KarlEller Před 3 lety +33

      I love that he's met ONE ghost that doesn't need punching, implying that Beau isn't *wrong*, but that there are occasionally exceptions.

    • @symphony_in_plaid4592
      @symphony_in_plaid4592 Před 3 lety +9

      okay but have you seen the highlight video where someone edited in Bolero while slow-zooming on Taliesin's face 😂😂 Taliesin said that that's the song that plays constantly in Cad's head and the video is absolute perfection.

    • @boz8761
      @boz8761 Před 2 lety +5

      Tal spent that whole time reliving 4000 years of family reunions he's attended and questioning all his interactions.

  • @arcaneprofessor125
    @arcaneprofessor125 Před 4 lety +2504

    Omg everyone’s faces (especially Liam’s) while Nott was writing the letter to Astrid was priceless!

    • @rb4121
      @rb4121 Před 4 lety +242

      It was also nice how Liam, upon realising what an incredibly bad job Nott and Jester were doing in assembling a letter that was anywhere near official looking, just became less and less worried and could only laugh anymore

    • @faithleeper3609
      @faithleeper3609 Před 3 lety +56

      I literally showed it to my brother because at first I was just watching Sam but then I glanced at Liam, and I died of laughter and my brother is ahead of me so he’d already seen the episode and we both just died of laughter watching Liam.

    • @modredastal1644
      @modredastal1644 Před 3 lety +26

      "SAM. Oh, no...Sam. Oh my...Sam. Uhhhhhhhh. Laura? Sam..."

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Před 3 lety +34

      Nott: Name-drops Astrid
      Liam: Palm, have you met my face?

  • @stephaniefink8024
    @stephaniefink8024 Před 2 lety +364

    As an adult with much childhood neglect, Jester's scene with the Traveler and her "do you still like me" absolutely broke me. I love her so much.

    • @beanofglory1051
      @beanofglory1051 Před rokem +39

      It is fascinating to me to note who's watching what in that scene:
      * Sam and Taliesin don't look at at Laura too much, maybe because it's obvious that you're staring right at the tablemate next to you and it can throw off the vibe of a sad, intimate 1:1 scene that your character is not personally in
      * Marisha is interested in Laura's performance but also spends a big chunk watching hubby Matt
      * Travis looks to Matt occasionally but is enraptured and clearly moved by his wife's performance (lots of pained sympathy in his face, eyebrows especially)
      * Liam is watching Laura most of the time, deciding that she is the focal point of this scene, and seems to be very much enjoying her performance art as she expertly tugs on heartstrings

    • @jasongustafson2691
      @jasongustafson2691 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Jester is like 50% of the reason I watch this show.

  • @YouTubsel
    @YouTubsel Před 3 lety +544

    Sam missed the opportunity to say: "One Beau, Tubo, three bows!!!"

  • @skoigetti
    @skoigetti Před 4 lety +2051

    Caduceus and Pumat Sol, I didn't know I needed this till now. All we need is Nila and I think I will die from wholesomeness.

    • @rocksolid1954
      @rocksolid1954 Před 3 lety +170

      but then nott would never stop with the "all firbolgs know each other" thing

    • @ashleycook6025
      @ashleycook6025 Před 3 lety +102

      Every Firbolg within 30 ft of the party adds a +10 to moral. +1for every Firbolg when they are conversing with one another.

    • @Crit_Cat_82
      @Crit_Cat_82 Před 2 lety +38

      All firbolg one shot, run by Nott, ala the Grog one shot

    • @definitelyarealperson248
      @definitelyarealperson248 Před 2 lety +5

      @@rocksolid1954 but they do, don’t they 😂

    • @wolfnote6679
      @wolfnote6679 Před rokem +7

      Bro you found the triforce of wholesomeality

  • @nesso.9944
    @nesso.9944 Před 3 lety +3219

    Im Nigerian, and my mom and I always have a good laugh whenever anyone mentions Nigerian scam emails. I just about spat out my water when Nott said "from the town of Nigeria".

    • @haydencrawford8552
      @haydencrawford8552 Před 3 lety +144

      I'm glad you take those jokes in stride :P

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar6923
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar6923 Před 3 lety +41

      people should be more like you!

    • @princemills6022
      @princemills6022 Před 3 lety +42

      lmao, yeah I agree with the other comments ~ I didn't even realize it was a 419 / scam reference, and straight away took offense lol AND I'M NOT EVEN NIGERIAN! wish we could all be like you

    • @boomdelted
      @boomdelted Před 3 lety +21

      Ur gonna go far with that attitude

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune Před 3 lety +7

      Oh! Junimos!

  • @The-Random-Hamlet
    @The-Random-Hamlet Před 2 lety +411

    Press: Who are you drinking?
    Clay: *Sips* Steve from accounting.

    • @kellerkinder6321
      @kellerkinder6321 Před 2 lety +5

      This was really great! Thank you, I really enjoyed that comment! xD

    • @The-Random-Hamlet
      @The-Random-Hamlet Před 2 lety +4

      @@kellerkinder6321 You're welcome. I am glad you enjoyed it.

    • @loyalzerg
      @loyalzerg Před 2 lety +1

      Ô inO

  • @courtneyhoward2370
    @courtneyhoward2370 Před 2 lety +240

    Travis: has a peaceful SOLO 12 DAY journey
    Laura: goes to a temple and almost gets arrested for heresy

  • @jacobwiren8142
    @jacobwiren8142 Před 4 lety +746

    "We are all collectively Pumat..."
    WE ARE ALL PUMAT SOL... JOIN US...

  • @MysticSybil
    @MysticSybil Před 3 lety +831

    Nott making explosive arrows and Taliesin gets this great "oh dear lord what have I DONE" look on his face. Enabled chaos, Tal, that's what you've done.

    • @copycrow4486
      @copycrow4486 Před 3 lety +18

      It is pretty funny, because it's that very explosive arrow, later on in the show, that causes Cad to be knocked out.

    • @stevecottone2549
      @stevecottone2549 Před 3 lety +8

      @@copycrow4486 And killed, luckly able to save him.

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm Před 3 lety +10

      Wrong. He has Encouraged Violence😏

    • @manaphy0993
      @manaphy0993 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DredgenStorm
      ;-;

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 Před 3 lety +7

      @@DredgenStorm damn right he has. Ripples were made when percy made guns,

  • @MidasStorm
    @MidasStorm Před 2 lety +1545

    Matt: Your group has a a two week break. What do you want to do?
    Fjord: I travel a bit.
    Caleb: I sit in the library and read
    Cade: I sit in the park.
    Nott: I construct homemade explosives.
    Jester: I commit a religious hate crime.
    Beau: I learn how to punch ghosts.

    • @hackermanack3393
      @hackermanack3393 Před rokem +45

      Beau: *Learns how to punch ghosts*
      Nott: " Was that a Lorenzo reference? "
      Matt: " Good freakin grief- "

    • @TheChiliconkarma
      @TheChiliconkarma Před rokem +20

      It was a crime of joy, not hate.

    • @gaigeschaal9070
      @gaigeschaal9070 Před rokem +25

      ​@TheChiliconkarma It was a hate crime. I love Jester, but I really hope people don't confuse her for a chaotic good person. She's chaotic neutral, and desecrating someone's place of worship is quite an evil action.

    • @perigraph6644
      @perigraph6644 Před 11 měsíci +21

      @@gaigeschaal9070 , to call this a hate crime is to remove all meaning from the term. There is no implied threat, let alone an overt one. Jester pretty much summarized a major background point in the Dragonlance saga: If you let your purity blind you, you cease to be all that different from the evil you oppose.
      As for desecration, no. This temple's sanctity has not been tarnished in any meaningful way by graffiti that can be removed with basic spells or perhaps even a little humble toil.

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank Před 11 měsíci +19

      @@perigraph6644 Imagine if you'd apply this on the real world... "nah, it ain't that bad that I graffitied a bunch of religious symbols in this unrelated place of worship, they can just clean it off". It's definitely not okay. But then again, I'm not religious whatsoever so maybe I just don't get how open for other religions devout people are (sarcasm btw lol). Now, I know Jester has no bad intentions, but that doesn't absolve her from doing wrong. I love Jester, she's probably my favourite character so far, but her misplaced love for the Traveler is kind of... awkward.

  • @ZachSing
    @ZachSing Před 3 lety +1059

    I love Fjord being a man of the people. He always asks NPCs names and remembers them. His interactions with minor characters always feel important to him. Travis is a master of RP

    • @tannertadlock7741
      @tannertadlock7741 Před 2 lety +43

      Fjord’s entire character is taken a little from every person he meets. And it makes Mask of Many Faces all the more interesting if we assume they’ll people he’s met, even in passing

    • @TheAusar
      @TheAusar Před 2 lety +40

      I love how he's the charisma, the face of the group, the smooth talker, but then he gets really uncomfortable, when the conversation turns on him.

    • @true_plays_games
      @true_plays_games Před 2 lety +8

      He is a wonderful story telling participant. Like Liam…and Nott. And Caduceus. And jester. All of the characters that aren’t awful 😂😂🤣
      How Marisha went from a character this tremendously awful to the perfection that is Laudna is confusing and impressive

    • @tannertadlock7741
      @tannertadlock7741 Před 2 lety +1

      @@true_plays_games sounds like you just hate Marisha. You sound like every person who doesn’t like Keyleth. You don’t belong here

    • @stephaniefink8024
      @stephaniefink8024 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes! He was sorely missed while they were gone. It was so incredibly boring between Molly and the Iron Chef's arc without him and Laura! Yasha was sorely missed, as well, but given her minor speaking parts as it is already, these two are definitely the dynamic the group misses (in my very own solitary opinion).

  • @hauz287
    @hauz287 Před 4 lety +1627

    The jester hiesting the temple was something I never thought I wanted but always needed

    • @elijahculper5522
      @elijahculper5522 Před 4 lety +158

      The “Jester trying to start a holy war by vandalizing temples” scenes are absolute gold.

    • @dannybourne6427
      @dannybourne6427 Před 3 lety +22

      I laughed so hard all the way through. Especially with the spell she ‘cast’.

    • @toof987
      @toof987 Před 3 lety +22

      Brought back memories of campaign one with Scanlan and the triceratops hijinks. both situations were amazing and had me thinking "how the hell are they going to get out of this?"

    • @serenityfreeman5906
      @serenityfreeman5906 Před 2 lety

      @@toof987 absolutely scanbo vibes

  • @sailormoonnerd_
    @sailormoonnerd_ Před 4 lety +478

    i love how everyone has taken Ashley's "okay, okay, okay" Especially Laura

    • @expensivemagic4754
      @expensivemagic4754 Před 3 lety +20

      It's so wholesome!

    • @GeckoMena4433
      @GeckoMena4433 Před 3 lety +32

      You know they’re good friends when they absorb each other’s habits

    • @jestersvoice9692
      @jestersvoice9692 Před 2 lety +4

      When Laura said that I looked up and said, pike has returned!

    • @johnblack8872
      @johnblack8872 Před 2 lety +6

      Nott has formed a habit of saying "sure, sure" or "cool, cool"

  • @amandajones8841
    @amandajones8841 Před 2 lety +300

    "You brighten up the room"
    "What a room to brighten"
    I need to remember this response, it's a delight.

  • @asorlokirunarsson9864
    @asorlokirunarsson9864 Před 2 lety +212

    God, Jester almost breaking down into tears over thinking the Traveller was disappointed in her is surprisingly heartbreaking. Like watching a child being afraid her parents hate her

    • @championofthenight
      @championofthenight Před 9 měsíci +8

      It really hits doesnt it?
      Do you like me again? 🥺 just right to the heart

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 Před 4 lety +726

    AHHAHA LIAM FACE PALMED SO QUICK WHEN NOTT SAID HE WAS WRITING TO ASTRID HOLY CRAP
    he was also blushing a bit 😳

  • @KhreamedKhorne
    @KhreamedKhorne Před 4 lety +1641

    So I'm not the only who thinks it's pretty crazy how fast Matt can find what he's looking for in the handbook am I?

    • @AllThingsAction
      @AllThingsAction Před 4 lety +158

      Pretty sure he has bookmarks and also damn near knows it by heart at this point.

    • @xenio_m
      @xenio_m Před 4 lety +106

      After playing the game for a few years you get pretty used to the handbook, even more if you're the DM. Give it some more time and you'll start feeling it.

    • @rjba02
      @rjba02 Před 4 lety +50

      You kinda get used to where certain information can be found the more you use it. I've had my copy for about six months at this point and while i dont remember a lot of things about the game, i know where to find those details decently quickly. I can just imagine how much quicker matt is with all the years he has under his belt.

    • @drpickledude
      @drpickledude Před 4 lety +13

      To make it easier to navigate I have sticky notes for each “chapter” as well as specific table I might need often

    • @AssassinLupus7
      @AssassinLupus7 Před 3 lety +6

      @@drpickledude That's pretty much what I'm doing with mine. I got those little notebook tabs to stick to all the pages for each class and race and any other important things. Tables aren't a bad idea for my digital books, though. Ill have to look into doing that.

  • @Somethingcorporate99
    @Somethingcorporate99 Před 9 měsíci +50

    Tal turning briefly back to Percy brain to explain the way the gun works felt so nostalgic 😭

  • @KumaoftheForest
    @KumaoftheForest Před 3 lety +178

    DM: you can now punch ghosts
    Molly who has been following the group as a ghost looks at the 4th wall like he’s on The Office

  • @gctypo2838
    @gctypo2838 Před 4 lety +557

    Jester's temple heist is one of my favorite clusterfucks to ever witness.

    • @CAS896
      @CAS896 Před 4 lety +13

      I literally could not stop laughing 😆

    • @iHumanist
      @iHumanist Před 4 lety +7

      @@CAS896 I know, right!? I was laughing so hard my dog thought I was dying lol

    • @Graycata
      @Graycata Před 4 lety +20

      It's pretty much how I would expect a Jester and Nott mission to go.

    • @CrazyGoGoVrose
      @CrazyGoGoVrose Před 4 lety +15

      this and the hospital
      if anyone ever isn't sure about crit role show them these two things to get the essence and get them hooked xD

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Před 2 lety +2

      I've not laughed this much during a CR episode. The way she was impersonating an old holy draconian man. Laura is by far my favorite, not even any question about it.

  • @krisbarski4226
    @krisbarski4226 Před 4 lety +1072

    hm Forgery kits include sealing wax. The Traveler was messing with her.

    • @drpickledude
      @drpickledude Před 4 lety +48

      If you use your sealing wax, you might run out

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue Před 3 lety +17

      It's much the same as an explorer's pack or a dungeoneering pack. Sometimes players just put that on their character sheet without knowing what's in it. I'm in the habit of itemizing those kinds of starter equipment everytime I roll up a character.

    • @TytonidaeIndustries
      @TytonidaeIndustries Před 2 lety +5

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue i actually had the OPPOSITE problem, i put all the items down individually, and didnt note which pack i took, lol

  • @rolandkhan447
    @rolandkhan447 Před 3 lety +321

    I love to imagine Jester eventually becoming a god, and her clerics just getting these really random and out of nowhere messages.

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven Před rokem +242

    Matt and Laura's simultaneous realization and utter glee when realizing Laura still had capacity to turn invisible was... Amazing. When the Player AND the GM both get hype, you know the game good.

  • @EskayRogue
    @EskayRogue Před 4 lety +398

    2:41:26
    Fjord: Caduceus
    Caduceus: Yes
    Fjord: How was your time?
    Caduceus: YES!

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 Před 3 lety +11

      His time was pretty yes...

  • @KitKatHD
    @KitKatHD Před 4 lety +638

    This episode should have been watch Travis die inside for 3 hours and 26 minutes.

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 Před 4 lety +50

      That's every episode
      And every day

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 Před 3 lety +51

      He livened up a bit at the mention of a longsword then died a little again when they said it was broken off though

    • @Anegor
      @Anegor Před 3 lety +19

      Hey not everyone is a warlock or a barbarian, most people need to buy shit, he can do not but endure it.

    • @yooooo8600
      @yooooo8600 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Anegor Matt also plugged him by giving him a +1 breastplate at the start of the campaign. He also started with a dope sword. Doesn’t require much else

    • @ElijahKRichmond
      @ElijahKRichmond Před 2 lety +2

      @@tychogoedhart286 I have not watched farther along but, I am guessing that the broken sword is something really good but, the party is not skilled at repairing it but, I wonder if Fjord could consume it for a bit of power.

  • @alexapodaca1953
    @alexapodaca1953 Před rokem +121

    The Dust of Deliciousness. Arguably the most important item in the campaign besides the dodecahedron

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi Před rokem +9

      Honestly, it's more important to the group's whole story.
      😂
      Sure the dodeca earned their group some easy favors with a distrustful empire but the Dust of Deliciousness changed Nott's fate without forcing the group to endure a "cost" that none of them would be happy with.
      The fight option would've been sketchy and not guaranteed to lift the curse even if they had killed the crone. Darker, primal magiks are nasty like that. 😂👍
      So IMO that dust was the most powerful item in the whole campaign. An item's power is limited by the creativity of its user. Matt knows that, and he gleefully endured "Laura's lesson" when she demonstrated her appreciation of that fact.

  • @bdletoast09
    @bdletoast09 Před 2 lety +442

    For those of you who aren't familiar with the DnD Pantheon lore, the Platinum Dragon is the Lawful Good god of metallic dragon, by its very nature, opposed to Tiamat, Chaotic Evil goddess of chromatic dragons. His all shtick is brillant white purity. Going into his temple with a bunch of chromatic paints and defying his statue is possibly one of the worst offense possible to his name. It's the equivalent of drawing a bloody pentacle in the middle of a church.

    • @megaman7010
      @megaman7010 Před 2 lety +42

      Thanks for that. Some of this lore is confusing lol

    • @unr3alize602
      @unr3alize602 Před 2 lety +44

      I was really hoping Matt would mention that as she was doing it haha

    • @cFull_Rtrd
      @cFull_Rtrd Před 2 lety +12

      pentagram*

    • @cFull_Rtrd
      @cFull_Rtrd Před 2 lety +22

      @@megaman7010 pretty much rainbow represents evil in dnd (ok conspiracy theorists have at it)

    • @tannertadlock7741
      @tannertadlock7741 Před 2 lety +2

      @@cFull_Rtrd it’s both, btw

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 Před 4 lety +1495

    Laura is the only one who can make me go from dying of laughter to getting really emotional in literally 10 seconds

    • @Gabiii47
      @Gabiii47 Před 4 lety +54

      Laura and Sam for me.

    • @rvdfan1978
      @rvdfan1978 Před 3 lety +13

      The hospital all over again. Lol

  • @kh29the13
    @kh29the13 Před 4 lety +524

    I love how cryptic Caleb and nott are when they are "alone".

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n Před 3 lety +22

      Hints of history are often better than actual written out history, and much faster.

  • @LapisD
    @LapisD Před 2 lety +169

    Man... That entire Dragonborn's shop moment I was just thinking on how much Molly would love and have a blast in there. That shop was screaming Molly's vibe

    • @Eviltwinpixie
      @Eviltwinpixie Před rokem +8

      Oh man, I'm watching that scene right now and this comment adds a bit of bittersweetness to the scene--you're so right!

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 Před 3 lety +157

    Beau: Have you ever met a ghost that doesn't need punching?
    Caduceus: *PONDERING INTENSIFIES*

  • @comandantegorrion7271
    @comandantegorrion7271 Před 4 lety +1545

    *Jester finally dies*
    *Bahamut, the Platinum Dragon, with a whiteboard titled “Reasons you Probably Shouldn’t be Going to Heaven”:*

    • @fourscompany1
      @fourscompany1 Před 4 lety +151

      Comandante Gorrion bold of you to assume jester is mortal

    • @Avokado34
      @Avokado34 Před 4 lety +80

      HORRIBLE to even joke about the possibility that Jester might someday die!

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 4 lety +50

      i suspect, that my 100 year old grandgrandmother is Jester. similar perverted jokes.
      im kidding, by grandgrandmother is dead. is my mother and her jokes.

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt Před 4 lety +33

      And then somehow she gets in anyways

    • @CaptEirikr
      @CaptEirikr Před 3 lety +61

      @@jadedoptimistt Bahamut is crossing off the points he mentioned on the whiteboard, and Jester uses the distraction to wander off into Elysium.

  • @angshumanbora8974
    @angshumanbora8974 Před 3 lety +730

    2:40:39
    Bo: "Have u ever met a ghost that doesn't need punching?"
    Caduceus: Goes thorough an existential crisis.

    • @sarahl1173
      @sarahl1173 Před 2 lety +22

      Bless you for including the time stamp

  • @patricksposeto8513
    @patricksposeto8513 Před rokem +137

    Liam is a DM’s best friend. Using his downtime to research lore about the world that Matt has created, letting Matt have another genuine spotlight to share his wonderful world with us.

  • @JustynHill-Hand
    @JustynHill-Hand Před 3 lety +143

    Watching Taliesin get so excited when Fjord starts asking about Molly's past was adorable.

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 Před 4 lety +450

    fjord constantly being confused and worried by everything cad says is so funny

  • @kellyrascon
    @kellyrascon Před 4 lety +689

    Liam/Caleb has been a lot less stoic recently & especially in this episode where’s he’s smiling more. I really appreciate it, it’s nice to see lol

    • @karllee2593
      @karllee2593 Před 3 lety +36

      I think because Liam got to be a critter, pure and simple, for a big chunk of the episode.

    • @ophiuchus_kin
      @ophiuchus_kin Před 3 lety +74

      @@karllee2593 and the character as well is actually enjoying himself he's learning a lot and he got his friends back

    • @ashleycook6025
      @ashleycook6025 Před 3 lety +15

      My boy....

    • @true_plays_games
      @true_plays_games Před 2 lety +2

      The perpetual sadboy persona does indeed tire

  • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087

    I love that Travis is absolutely against shopping but is riveted when Matt is describing the stuff for sale.

  • @BootyCrusader
    @BootyCrusader Před 2 lety +171

    55:40 I don’t think Taliesin realizes Firbolg have the feat “powerful build” where their pushing, pulling and lifting strength is actually equal to Large creatures (double what Medium creatures have), so he is, canonically, the strongest member of the group…. Without even trying.

    • @Joshu4M4nuel
      @Joshu4M4nuel Před rokem +2

      Osea que frojd no es ni de los 3 mas fuertes?

    • @BootyCrusader
      @BootyCrusader Před rokem

      @@Joshu4M4nuel the excuse me who what now?

    • @justateddybear951
      @justateddybear951 Před rokem

      @@BootyCrusader quite possibly, "Doesnt Fjord have 3 more strength?". But I did not pay much attention in high school spanish... if thats even spanish

    • @ferranmarco705
      @ferranmarco705 Před rokem +5

      @@BootyCrusader "So you are telling me that Fjord isn't even amongst the three strongest members?" This is a rough translation of Hades agni's comment, sorry but my english isn't very good.

    • @spiffthespaceman5790
      @spiffthespaceman5790 Před rokem

      ​@@ferranmarco705 that was perfect, mate. Your english is much better than my Spanish would have been. Good job.
      And yeah Fjord is pretty weak as Orcs go.

  • @shinyblue4774
    @shinyblue4774 Před 4 lety +778

    There's a big need for clerics to be together
    How Jester and Caduceus became insta besties its the best and the sweetest, my dramatic soft children

    • @SkrymNV
      @SkrymNV Před 4 lety +66

      Jester is just a really likeable character. (unless you run a shop or temple) Also people with similar interests seem to more easily grow closer (like both being a cleric in this case)

    • @kumakaon9225
      @kumakaon9225 Před 4 lety +1

      unless one serves an evil god

    • @ty-qj4ms
      @ty-qj4ms Před 4 lety +5

      @@kumakaon9225 I'd say more chaotic than evil if you're referring to the Traveler

    • @faithleeper3609
      @faithleeper3609 Před 3 lety +14

      When they were at Pumat’s and they both just had this silent whispered moment about buying diamonds I died from how cute it was. Also just the entire firbolg meeting firbolg(s?) was so cute!

    • @elijaaaah
      @elijaaaah Před 3 lety +16

      As someone said when Cad was first introduced, “Clerics are like cats. They’re completely useless and lazy until you get another one and then they get energy”

  • @csgilmore3536
    @csgilmore3536 Před 4 lety +271

    Caleb "I have a lot of money"
    I just see the look on liem's face thinking of all the fine paper and ink he can buy with it to transcribe spells with. 😁

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue Před 3 lety +14

      I much preferred his look when his order was delivered to him and he couldn't figure out how he was going to carry it all.

  • @jessicajeide3053
    @jessicajeide3053 Před rokem +80

    The thing I'm loving about watching the M9 is that any 2 can hang out and it's not going to be boring. Nott and Fjord have a field trip? It's going to get awkward in the funniest way. Jester and Beau hang out? All of the sex jokes. Caduceus and Caleb go shopping? Easy companionable search for affordable Zemnien veggies for dinner.
    There are no jarring personality clashes to disrupt gameplay in the way some parties see happen.

  • @deadlytoasteroven
    @deadlytoasteroven Před 2 lety +95

    I'm just imagining the traveler watching Jester and furiously taking notes

  • @THESHADOWMASTER9
    @THESHADOWMASTER9 Před 4 lety +275

    Mat: "What kind of axe is it?"
    Laura: "It's an axe."

  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 Před 4 lety +1765

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    00:30 Pick up
    1:20 Sam’s country song
    2:35 Second Verse
    7:55 Episode Starts
    8:25 Mercer will remember this
    11:20 Nott’s down time
    14:30 Taliesin explains guns
    19:50 Forging a letter
    29:50 A trip to the Invulnerable Vagrant
    34:50 Beau gets down to business
    40:40 Jester has Catapult
    46:15 Jester’s custom weapon
    48:20 Travis’s worst nightmare
    58:30 Jezna Bree
    1:02:25 Caduceus gets his hat
    1:07:40 Rubies of ti-tties
    1:09:00 The sack of secrets
    1:12:50 The Mask of Some curse I guess
    1:14:45 Fjord’s Chjores
    1:20:35 MONK RETREAT
    1:26:20 Beau’s training montage
    1:31:00 Tubo and the 3 Beau strings
    1:34:30 Caleb’s lore search
    1:36:15 Laura is on top of it
    1:41:05 Mjore Fjord Chjores
    2:02:05 Jester vs. The Platinum Dragon begins
    2:03:15 They keep forgetting that Nott is a bad liar
    2:07:55 Going on a spiritual journey
    2:12:05 The chase
    2:16:50 Sam flashes back to college
    2:19:30 Jester is very convincing
    2:23:45 The escape
    2:30:35 The most miraculous reversal in CR history
    2:32:00 The Traveler is back
    2:39:10 Break Starts (and ends)
    2:40:30 Who you gonna call? Ghostpunchers
    2:42:25 We know months
    2:46:50 Finding Molly
    2:51:20 Fjord Ljore
    2:57:00 Poop it out
    3:09:40 Keyleth was game breaking
    3:12:20 Episode Ends
    Between Twitch and CZcams, live viewership of this episode peaked around 58,000 people. The in-game start date for the episode was the 4th of Quen’pillar 835. Sam’s flask says “The Doctor is in” over a picture of Matt in doctor costume.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

  • @FlameJackstar
    @FlameJackstar Před 3 lety +127

    The only worse thing Jester could've done to the Platinum dragon is to craft 4 additional colored paper dragon heads and put them on the statue... making it fully look like Tiamat.

  • @MrNoahTall
    @MrNoahTall Před 3 lety +117

    Jester burning every spell in the Great Escape. LB getting mad at Sam for a rule check. Matt: "Keep her honest." What an awesome crew.

    • @SortOfEggish
      @SortOfEggish Před rokem +3

      A crew of parents managing their one annoying child

  • @jerkq
    @jerkq Před 4 lety +559

    43:40 this is where Matt played himself. The Dust of Deliciousness makes its appearance, “and it’s downright distracting!” Thanks a lot Pumat

    • @Frontrunnerfication
      @Frontrunnerfication Před 4 lety +43

      came here just for this. am in awe this came back as possibly the most important item of campaign 2 so far.

    • @estri5402
      @estri5402 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Frontrunnerfication I'm not trying to discredit Laura's incredible moment but didn't Caduceus buy the dust? He probably gave it to her and I forgot but im unsure when that happened

    • @johnross9399
      @johnross9399 Před 4 lety +26

      @@estri5402 Jester buys it low key around the 54 minute mark.

    • @estri5402
      @estri5402 Před 4 lety +5

      John Ross thank you I missed that part

    • @azurii4620
      @azurii4620 Před 4 lety +10

      At 42 minutes the quest of the sword begins.

  • @Maidanofgray
    @Maidanofgray Před 4 lety +304

    14:34 I imagine Percy in his late 40's hovering over Nott like that pottery scene in Ghost XD.

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 Před 4 lety +14

      I wouldn't be surprised if Percy has a cult. Yet I wonder how Percy would feel about that though.

    • @weslooos
      @weslooos Před 3 lety +12

      @@zacharygadzinski3147 Pery Fredrikstein yada yada as the god of firearmsand inventions would be interesting. I am not convinced we would be a "Good" god though

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 Před 3 lety +10

      @@weslooos He would try to urge his cultists to stop worshipping him which probably wouldn't work considering it's Percy. As for alignment either he would remain nuetral good or become lawful nuetral.

    • @Will_Grey
      @Will_Grey Před 3 lety +2

      Except it's a tinkering bench!

    • @flaminyawn
      @flaminyawn Před 3 lety +11

      @@weslooos Oh, man. Percy attaining godhood would be hilarious because on the one hand, he would be pissed off at anyone who'd try to follow him, but on the other he'd need followers to enact his commandments about destroying every gun they find.

  • @Caiahar22
    @Caiahar22 Před 3 lety +108

    I absolutely adore Caduceus' look of awe when he met Pumat Sol, it's so fun seeing his reactions to everything

  • @chasekruse7047
    @chasekruse7047 Před 2 lety +86

    Them: "Yeah we're gonna try and find Astrid for Caleb!"
    Me: Oh boy... This can only go wrong

  • @martinrich9376
    @martinrich9376 Před 4 lety +94

    "That is the deepest fuckage we've ever dipped a toe in". Best line ever lmao.

  • @Marchel92
    @Marchel92 Před 4 lety +1681

    Matt: "If it's sprinkled over any edible substance..."
    Laura: :o
    Matt: "it greatly improves the flavor..."
    Laura: :0
    Matt: "to the point it's downright distracting."
    Laura: :O
    Matt: "It's the Dust of Deliciousness."
    Laura: "OH MY GOODNESS!"
    Matt: pokerface
    62 episodes later it comes back to bite Matt in the ass.
    Matt: :O

  • @Agent719
    @Agent719 Před 3 lety +718

    Travis: I want to ride south, alone, for a week. Then come back.
    Matt: Alright. [Describes a peaceful road trip]
    Laura: I'm going to go to the temple of The Platinum Dragon.
    Matt: [sighs] Roll initiative.

  • @ItzKhronos
    @ItzKhronos Před rokem +30

    Matt as Pumat “So that’ll be an eight month window and cost about… 10-12k gold” Liam: almost vomits hearing the price😂

  • @fantasyfanperson
    @fantasyfanperson Před 3 lety +74

    I didn't realise how much I was relying on the captions until this episode where they're slightly out of sync and it hurts my brain.

  • @nikolaosmoustakis5314
    @nikolaosmoustakis5314 Před 4 lety +2081

    I love the Caleb - Beau friendship. It's like when the quiet kid and the jock are obliged to partner up for a project and at first it's really awkward and frustrating but eventually it turns into a bromance
    PS Please don't spoil, if something different happens later

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena Před 4 lety +15

      Like what? 🤔 They're not romantically compatible...did you mean if they stop being friends? 😱🤫🤣🤣

    • @devonhalford5522
      @devonhalford5522 Před 4 lety +122

      Nana Berry two things I’m pretty sure it’s established that beau is a lesbian and that’s too many emojis man

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 4 lety +21

      @@devonhalford5522 still hope, that she is more about "having fun" and less about gender. but yea, it seems she is sailing the "only woman" ship

    • @melusineshade8538
      @melusineshade8538 Před 3 lety +19

      CALEB TURNS INTO A WOMAND AND THEY HAVE INTIMACY !!! (not true but I think it could be fun)

    • @nikolaosmoustakis5314
      @nikolaosmoustakis5314 Před 3 lety +2

      @@princessblazena Something like that

  • @JV-the-Tossh
    @JV-the-Tossh Před 2 lety +39

    Everyone: "Let's go shopping!!!"
    Travis, without fail: *Dies internally*

    • @droidgeist
      @droidgeist Před 8 měsíci +3

      It's a buzzkill watching him when he clearly doesn't want to be there.
      Hate the lack of enthusiasm when others are simply doing their thing - wizards researching and studying, monk training, clerics getting supplies to heal and raise dead.

  • @miyelir
    @miyelir Před 3 lety +101

    Beauregard: The Gentleman sends his Beau-Regards!
    Jester: Give us a Jester of your good will!
    Fjord: Can you a-Fjord not to pay?
    Nott: That would Nott be a good idea!
    Caleb: My name is Caleb Widogast.....
    Caduceus: This is nice, I like this :)

  • @tylereldridge1900
    @tylereldridge1900 Před 4 lety +285

    Laura Bailey is phenomenal. An absolute joy to watch. Her interaction with The Traveler is wonderful.

    • @jennie22.02
      @jennie22.02 Před 3 lety +8

      that whole sequence was wild and the whole top row had the best reactions to the hijinks. really felt like the gods of luck and improv were on Jester and Nott's side, that was indeed the most spontaneous chaos I have been blessed to witness

    • @infinity6376
      @infinity6376 Před 2 lety +10

      The fact that tears actually rolled down her face was pretty shocking imo, even if it was fake there are plenty of talented actors who can't fake cry. Imo it seemed pretty genuine though, she has spent about 30 weeks playing and thinking about this character who has faith in the traveler to have her back, and her character's feeling of hopelessness and betrayal inspired sadness in her. Just my potentially nonsensical take.

    • @spaghettikat1964
      @spaghettikat1964 Před rokem +1

      Her talk with the Traveler made me cry fr

    • @beanofglory1051
      @beanofglory1051 Před rokem

      @@infinity6376 Not just the tears rolling but the little mini-reactions, *especially* (at least for me) when she would try to speak, realized that her voice would break too much to get through the sentence, and then she bit down on it for a second longer to compose herself. Big example of this right before she asked, "Why didn't you come?" There's even a wince afterward for how much asking the question and acknowledging this pain hurt her.

    • @beanofglory1051
      @beanofglory1051 Před rokem

      It murders the two dads (Liam, Sam) in the room XD Both of them wipe a tear off of their faces, one after the other, when she begs the Traveller to promise that he won't leave.

  • @elijahculper5522
    @elijahculper5522 Před 4 lety +2761

    Laura Bailey is a national treasure. We do not deserve her.

    • @Ben-ph4pe
      @Ben-ph4pe Před 4 lety +148

      *global treasure

    • @NorthWriter
      @NorthWriter Před 4 lety +155

      Dude. Every time she cries it's like a fist squeezing our collective heart.

    • @walter081095
      @walter081095 Před 4 lety +21

      you've got no idea my friend

    • @ArdenDemonic
      @ArdenDemonic Před 4 lety +78

      Rainbow colours on the Platinum Dragon statue. Chromatic colours, on the lord of metallic dragons, whose sworn enemy is the queen of Chromatic Dragons... Jester is perfect, she should never change.

    • @ceazer6857
      @ceazer6857 Před 4 lety +9

      Eh.

  • @jayfight1
    @jayfight1 Před 3 lety +57

    Caleb reaffirming that Nott was his best friend was just Liam reaching out to Sam like "I love you man"

  • @SeerOfTime577
    @SeerOfTime577 Před 3 lety +73

    The fact that Laura’s rolls are so dang GOOD during that temple scene, I can’t-

  • @jeofickles2771
    @jeofickles2771 Před 4 lety +850

    All the pressure on Jester to "be the wonderful seed of joy and chaos" makes me really sad. She seemed so devastated when Fjord talked about how everything goes slides off her like water on a duck. And then when the Traveler said he would be with her as long as she was the joyful one. Not being allowed to be sad or even just not happy, that's awful. I am calling it here and now that there are ramifications. SPOILER FOR CAMPAIGN 1 but we saw this happen with Scanlan.

    • @WolfieOo
      @WolfieOo Před 4 lety +74

      It's not a good thing to demand of someone. And with what we learn from how Jester grew up, it's even sadder.
      SPOILERS
      Luckily, some of the others are starting to realize this and are trying/tried to get her to talk about it or let her know it's ok to be sad/more than always happy.

    • @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx
      @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx Před 4 lety +66

      Exactly my thoughts. When he said that "as long as you are..." I thought it was super manipulative. Something a true god or a true friend wouldn't threaten you with. Because to her he is her best friend, but to him she's just a crazed follower to exploit. Or so it would seem.

    • @weslooos
      @weslooos Před 3 lety +31

      It depends on how you interpret being the Joyfull one. For it does not necessarily mean you have to act happy all the time. It makes sense that Jester interprets it this way though. Since she has a rather protected upbringing.

    • @BassByTheBay
      @BassByTheBay Před 3 lety +36

      @@xXxIMNOTANGELxXx Except "true" gods do this all the time. The Judeo-Christian/Islamic gods have all sorts of stipulations.

    • @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx
      @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx Před 3 lety +9

      @@BassByTheBay true gods? My dude in reality there are no gods. But in DnD gods actually exist in real life they were written stories by people. But in DnD the characters have actual proof of their existence, have magic everything. In their world gods would actually act like gods, in reality there are none and are said to act like people. What a stupid argument.

  • @Freakforreal13
    @Freakforreal13 Před 4 lety +189

    Taliesen's face when Fjord was asking about Molly was great

    • @alikdavidson966
      @alikdavidson966 Před 4 lety +49

      Faith B anytime people talk about molly you see Taliesin drop his Cadeusis demeanor and go back to the wide eyed, bemused expressions of molly. It’s really phenomenal to watch.

    • @venom_4357
      @venom_4357 Před 4 lety +27

      The ghost of Molly just keeps on living on the side, watching over the team

    • @Haven-Polaris
      @Haven-Polaris Před 4 lety +5

      Y’see this is why I’m conflicted because I’m torn between adoring the temple scene with all my heart, and just being really sad because Molly worshipped the platinum dragon

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 Před 4 lety +24

      @@Haven-Polaris Molly worshiped a lot of gods, and I don't think he'd be made about Jester pulling that off. I think he'd find it hilarious.
      He did use a religious tapestry of Bahamut as a bathrobe, right after getting a massage with a happy ending. So I wouldn't describe Molly as particularly devout.

    • @danielribeiro1433
      @danielribeiro1433 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Haven-Polaris If i recall correctly, Molly carried a lot of diferent adoration simbols from a lot of diferent gods, most of them forbiden, but didn't really worship any. Correct me if im wrong, this is the idea that i got from before

  • @KenziePie
    @KenziePie Před 3 lety +52

    Liam not even trying to hide how stressed out he is for his character is hilarious.

  • @savon1710
    @savon1710 Před 4 lety +147

    the scene of cad meeting the pumats is so fun and joyful

  • @MOTHforLife
    @MOTHforLife Před 4 lety +217

    I love that we are still learning about Molly's strange past. Taliesin looked pumped that whole conversation.

  • @AccelTurbo
    @AccelTurbo Před 2 lety +31

    "I didn't see you."
    "You don't need to see me to know that I'm with you."
    The Traveler is Santa Claus.

  • @briannong9363
    @briannong9363 Před rokem +21

    The part where Jester talks with the Traveler is so touching. Laura absolutely nails playing her character

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 Před 4 lety +349

    I feel like it's a rite of passage to think sealing wax and candle wax are interchangeable until an official person or your parents tell your that's not right XD.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena Před 4 lety +12

      I used candle wax at 7 years old, it didn't work, and I was crushed 😭🤣🤣

    • @kmacgregor6361
      @kmacgregor6361 Před 3 lety +7

      I used candle wax to make a seal for a D&D prop years ago and it worked great, so I was puzzled by this.

    • @GrimboldII
      @GrimboldII Před 3 lety +2

      It depends on the candle

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue Před 3 lety +5

      I remember seeing it done that way in period films and wondered if it wasn't just another Hollywood misrepresentation. It may just be that their is different methods and/or chemistry and it may have changed over the years. Sealing wax would be a more guaranteed effect then.

    • @Ilwenray85
      @Ilwenray85 Před 2 lety +7

      You know, that is a mistake a Spanish person wouldn't do.
      I was scratching my head at that scene because in Spanish we have a word for the candle wax (cera) and another one for the "sealing wax" (lacre) and any use of it has his own verb (lacrar) so is inhately impossible to think the two materials are interchangeable from a language perspective.
      About the movies thing, most of those candles are red, which means they are sealing wax candles out of the box, as vermilion is a component of sealing wax.

  • @CERap22
    @CERap22 Před 4 lety +196

    Goodness.
    This was Caleb's "what did you do during your downtime," and it turned into a full hour of everyone going on a shopping adventure. Dude got completely jacked...

    • @OtepRalloma
      @OtepRalloma Před 3 lety +26

      At least everyone still seemed to have fun, unlike C1E26....

    • @WorldbuildyMcNPCface
      @WorldbuildyMcNPCface Před 3 lety +26

      Flashbacks to Tiberius ticking off a literal list of shit to do during downtime

    • @bigdrew565
      @bigdrew565 Před 3 lety +19

      @@WorldbuildyMcNPCface I too, still have nightmares of Orion trying to buy 1000 mirrors.

    • @yooooo8600
      @yooooo8600 Před 3 lety +10

      To be fair they all just got paid a shit ton of money so they were gonna go shopping one way or another. If you wanna talk about getting “jacked”, talk about Travis. Dude absolutely hates shopping

  • @h0bb1t322
    @h0bb1t322 Před 11 měsíci +15

    i love how cad literally has a deep thought about whether or not he has met a ghost that needed punching

  • @emmasuiter8130
    @emmasuiter8130 Před 3 lety +60

    There are so many things about CR that are devastatingly relatable but one of my favorites to date is Travis's facial expressions while the others are shopping in this episode

  • @PanthereaLeonis
    @PanthereaLeonis Před 4 lety +461

    "Yeah sure, there would be an 8 month window for completion, and it'll run you about 10-12000 gold" So, nothing is impossible, but it's going to take time, and a lot of money. And Jester might just find a decently awesome weapon in that timeframe either way. I would like to see what her custom weapon would be like though! I mean, an axe that would make unhealing wounds that really hurt, turn people pink, poison them and cause them to dance uncontrollably? I like the clusterfuck of saving throws they would have to do against that axe.

    • @bryanprillaman1857
      @bryanprillaman1857 Před 4 lety +62

      Margrete Kjeldsberg so like occasionally you’re playing and you just find a weird magic item that makes no sense. This is how it got created. Someone just had a lot of time and money and exuded to create a Flesh to Candy spell

    • @Coramelimane
      @Coramelimane Před 4 lety +5

      You forgot also turning them into candy.

    • @lorcanowen-gibbons8889
      @lorcanowen-gibbons8889 Před 4 lety +15

      it would probably be a single CON save, which causes effects based on how badly they failed. DC11 to not be turned into candy in 1d4 turns, DC17 or poisoned for an hour, DC 14 or dance for 1 minute, and DC19 or turn pink. then they take 2d6 damage at the start of each turn for another 1d4 turns

    • @lillybaker3153
      @lillybaker3153 Před 3 lety +13

      the dancing seems similar to hideous laughter, but it doesn't make them prone, which is good for ranged attacks, the candy might have a similar construct to the disintegrate spell, poison is obvious and unhealing wounds is good too. its actually a really practical weapon, aside from the candy, as the dancing would stop people from attacking.

    • @melusineshade8538
      @melusineshade8538 Před 3 lety +4

      Matt would loose his mind and Jester would break the game like, even more xD When you see what she can do with a dust of deliciousness... Oh crap, the Traveler would crown her half godess !

  • @riccardo6542
    @riccardo6542 Před 3 lety +77

    I love the way Jester vandalized the statue to get The Traveler's approval and he repaid her with a natural 20 on the last stealth check!

  • @luminagames3814
    @luminagames3814 Před 2 lety +54

    Downtime episodes are so great
    It may not seem that interesting to some, but I genuinely get such a kick out of watching them shop and prepare and do things like the bath house

    • @jadenlife
      @jadenlife Před rokem +3

      Plus, all of the lore and exposition! The research episodes flesh out the world and story so much. It's masterful.

    • @gIassjawXVIII
      @gIassjawXVIII Před 10 měsíci +1

      The immersion is strong with this one

  • @christopherarmstrong8255
    @christopherarmstrong8255 Před rokem +47

    Just realized they completely forgot that Ophelia promised to replace their horses