Dubious Pursuits | Critical Role| Campaign 2, Episode 40

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  • čas přidán 18. 12. 2019
  • The Mighty Nein undergo a dangerous watery escape from the temple, and go to great lengths to maintain their alliance with Captain Avantika...
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  • @janlakuse5199
    @janlakuse5199 Před 4 lety +2512

    Rudimentary Timestamps before Flando gets here:
    0:30 Halloween costumes
    2:16 Liam's Kylo Ren impression ad
    4:40 Sam's stop motion
    10:20 Taliesen on how to break time
    13:43 Recap starts
    15:56 Recap ends
    *[AFTERMATH OF BATTLE]*
    16:03 Nott and Caleb still high
    16:54 Travis' distracting costume
    18:00 Aggressive Caleb
    22:03 Mural #1 (Phoneix)
    25:26 Mural #2 (Serpant)
    28:38 Mural #3 (Worm)
    30:37 Avantika draws smiley faces and talks of the third Chosen
    32:45 Deciphering runes
    35:14 Nott loots
    35:58 Beau and Avantika play
    36:28 Fjord berates Jamedi
    37:05 Avantika jumps in the well
    *[INSIDE THE WELL]*
    37:53 Fjord dives in after
    42:11 Fjord is confused
    43:39 Important initiative roll
    44:13 Avantika triggers the light
    44:58 Runes, cracks are triggered
    47:12 Fjord tries to grab Avantika
    *[ESCAPING THE TEMPLE]*
    49:10 Leaving the base room
    49:59 Leaving the orchard
    50:55 Out comes the hourglass
    54:33 Caduceus Enlarged
    57:59 Roll initiative
    1:00:35 Combat starts
    1:09:12 Nott casts Shocking Grasp
    1:11:23 Sam's Jester voice
    1:15:43 Travis noises
    1:17:01 Trapdoor's locked
    1:22:33 HDYWTDT
    1:24:16 Clerics are drowning
    1:26:09 Fjord kisses, transfers oxygen -would not work in practice but heyy it was cute- to Jester
    1:29:32 Caduceus unconscious
    1:30:21 M9 geysered up
    1:31:15 Feather fall fuck-up
    1:31:24 Arcane Trickster prevents Taliesen from rolling a third character
    *[TO THE SHIP!]*
    1:32:36 Tal stabilizes Caduceus
    1:34:01 Nott gives Clay a toboggan
    1:35:04 The M9 Skydiving Team
    1:36:02 Surely this island...
    1:37:43 Spotted by the yuan-ti
    1:39:28 Caduceus back up
    1:40:23 Water slide ends, M9 on foot
    1:41:16 *Skill challenge chase begins*
    1:41:54 Caleb's contribution
    1:42:55 Yasha's contribution
    1:44:12 Caduceus' contribution
    1:46:46 Fluffernutter contribution
    1:52:07 Travis fascinated by Matt's talent with gutteral sounds
    1:54:17 Nott's contribution
    1:59:33 Another Yasha contribution
    2:00:00 Skill challenge completed
    2:02:11 Rowboat time
    2:04:38 Matt calls the break, players all lament their mistakes
    2:06:40 Welcome back. PT2
    *[RECOVERING]*
    2:07:09 Avantika ocean powers
    2:08:22 Back on the ship
    2:09:02 Everyone but Sam changed out of their costumes
    2:10:22 Avantika claps
    2:17:06 M9 speculate on what happened in the temple
    2:22:18 Avatar entity lore
    2:26:29 What to do next?
    2:28:45 Beau gives Fjord advice
    2:31:50 Caleb warns Fjord
    2:35:35 Caleb-Fjord's staring contest
    2:35:59 "Take this vial of acid"
    2:36:55 "This... worst day of my life"
    *[EVENING RENDEZ-VOUS]*
    2:38:04 Segment begins
    2:38:25 Avantika takes a shower
    2:39:33 Toasting to success
    2:40:43 "Soon, I promise"
    2:41:04 Avatika talks of 3rd Chosen
    2:41:37 Important name drop
    2:43:32 How Avantika got her orb
    2:44:58 Fjord lies about Vandren
    2:46:29 "Captain Twitchwood"
    2:48:22 "Do you remember where..?"
    2:49:41 Travis becomes Fjord
    2:50:15 Avantika initiates
    2:51:00 _"fade to tentacles"_
    2:51:04 Distressed Travis noises
    2:51:40 Sam: "I'm getting some Twitchwood right now"
    2:51:54 Avantika and Fjord
    2:52:36 Makes a CON check
    2:53:49 Fjord, after the matter...
    2:54:21 Fjord's walk of shame
    2:55:30 Session ends
    2:55:35 Level Seven!
    2:56:11 Rolling hp
    2:57:11 Sam is weird
    2:58:04 "Seamen, seamen"
    2:58:15 Matt breaks
    2:58:47 Fanart Compilation
    EDIT: Flando's back. Find their timestamps and go shower them with likes

    • @amber3033
      @amber3033 Před 4 lety +10

      Ellie K thank you so much!

    • @warbirda
      @warbirda Před 4 lety +56

      But yours is more descriptive

    • @Clarebear0925
      @Clarebear0925 Před 4 lety +48

      Your time stamps are so detailed :o

    • @mkbryce2151
      @mkbryce2151 Před 4 lety +34

      All hail the new flando

    • @N7AslansHobbit_Ry
      @N7AslansHobbit_Ry Před 4 lety +3

      @Ellie K why wouldn't the oxygen transfer have worked irl?

  • @fleentstones117
    @fleentstones117 Před 4 lety +3922

    Best quote from this episode: Caduceus.
    "Anyone I don't like within 15 feet of me is getting ransacked by tiny fairies."

  • @thecrb1579
    @thecrb1579 Před 4 lety +3665

    Sam's shenanigans finally turned matts hair grey

  • @peg7439
    @peg7439 Před 3 lety +2975

    Yasha when Matt is playing her: Mysterious, deep
    Yasha when Ashley is playing her: _literally the most awkward big scary woman youve ever seen, even in front of the group of people shes been fighting alongside for a good while now_

    • @dawnqwerty
      @dawnqwerty Před 3 lety +557

      Yasha when travis plays her: the most flirty badass you’ve ever done seen

    • @therootb
      @therootb Před 2 lety +35

      I hate to say it but Matt plays her way better.

    • @peg7439
      @peg7439 Před 2 lety +138

      @@therootb ehh idk, i like how ashley plays yasha over how matt does
      matt's version is very gloomy, yasha's is funner imo

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Před 2 lety +51

      I like Ashley, I really do. Love what she did with Pike. But she's barely been here and we're already 40 episodes in. Remind me, why is she playing at all? I'm glad that her career is doing as good as it is, because everybody has bills to pay and I'd be sad if she wasn't able to do that. But her character is basically an NPC that a player occasionally turns up to play.

    • @ailbedraper3327
      @ailbedraper3327 Před 2 lety +103

      @@therootb Ashley created the character to be more goofy and less broody, just because she's a heavy doesn't mean she has to be a dark character, I personally really like the way Ashley plays her, Ashley created the character and its through her image that Yasha is portrayed and I think that image is very good, it breaks the stereotypical heavy, not to say a that that type of character is bad, I just personally think this way is more interesting.

  • @lemonoclefox
    @lemonoclefox Před rokem +399

    Fjord is that guy who grew up to be really hot but isn't used to being desired or pursued so when he's suddenly desired and pursued by multiple people he short-circuits and just goes with all of it

    • @gabrielladavidson2938
      @gabrielladavidson2938 Před 11 měsíci +20

      That's my boyfriend to a T 😂 he also learned the awkward kid coping mechanism of being really funny so men and women everywhere swoon for him and the whole time he just looks so scared and confused 😂 I couldn't help but transpose my boyfriend and Fjord here for a bit

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 Před 8 měsíci +4

      It's so cute

  • @katiek2615
    @katiek2615 Před 4 lety +4650

    Laura as Jester: "I'm gonna sweetly and adorably craft a romance with my husband's character"
    Matt: "I'm about to end this tiefling's whole career"

    • @tommyrojas1571
      @tommyrojas1571 Před 4 lety +231

      Katie K i cant wait to see her deal with this lmaoo!

    • @katiek2615
      @katiek2615 Před 4 lety +167

      @@tommyrojas1571 same here! I love not being caught up I just get to binge it!

    • @arctrog
      @arctrog Před 4 lety +129

      we all know Travis did it out of spite

    • @CERap22
      @CERap22 Před 4 lety +13

      BWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @shirshajitsingha7567
      @shirshajitsingha7567 Před 3 lety +26

      @@tommyrojas1571 are you talking about the kiss or fish-slapping Avantika?

  • @maironv6479
    @maironv6479 Před 4 lety +3963

    Fjord: *tries to stealth through his walk of shame*
    Caduceus: I have a passive perception of 18...

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio Před 4 lety +159

      I kinda wanted Travis to roll really poorly on this one

    • @momowentboom
      @momowentboom Před 3 lety +75

      Sleep well with your bad decisions

    • @RogerS1978
      @RogerS1978 Před 3 lety +46

      Great episode, was disappointed no one said "role for performance" though :D

    • @darthinhilus2416
      @darthinhilus2416 Před 3 lety +41

      Does nobody find it weird that Travis has not called for an insight check on Avantica yet? Like not even once.. although he knows she might be lying..

    • @bluebacon1607
      @bluebacon1607 Před 3 lety +25

      Oh when Jester finds out lol. if she finds out. is anyone else tired of the monks bull crap??

  • @alligatoraidan
    @alligatoraidan Před 4 lety +4661

    For all of you who are wondering, Liam was the voice director for Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens, where he directed Adam Driver playing Kylo Ren.

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 Před 3 lety +78

      The game?

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 Před 3 lety +209

      Funny enough, I *was* wondering this so thank you.

    • @JohnW-yv6yp
      @JohnW-yv6yp Před 3 lety +27

      Aidan Hunt Did not know that

    • @thatonedudea
      @thatonedudea Před 3 lety +118

      @@privatizitat815 no the playset

    • @malta7406
      @malta7406 Před 3 lety +43

      Privatizität no the historical fiction, yes the game you dolt can you think of a single other thing named “LEGO Star Wars” that you know of? I mean I suppose there may be a film, but there is no voice acting in LEGO films so that’s out as well, and since there’s no other medium besides those two in which I can imagine that Adam Driver would voice his own character, I believe that we may have a bingo. This was completely unnecessary, and I’m sorry if you’re just a kid who’s ears are still wet, but still - get dunked on.

  • @grandpm440
    @grandpm440 Před 3 lety +1809

    Travis as grog episode 1: We got it on with the ladies, ayeeeeee!
    Travis as fjord episode 40: *nervous laughter intensifies*

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 Před 3 lety +58

      Romance and just sleeping around are two separate and very different things for Travis I guess. Poor guy lmao

    • @The_Cowwwthem
      @The_Cowwwthem Před 3 lety +1

      HAHAHA

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas Před 3 lety +50

      *Grog and Scanlan:* We're reliable with the LADIES

    • @lucienschlut
      @lucienschlut Před 2 lety +72

      Grog was hunting hookers, Fjord is hit on romanticaly by every single strong willed wife material character.
      it's like the difference between grabing a burger and eating it in your car and a romantic home-cooked dinner with your crush weaing only an appron.

    • @babzm.1666
      @babzm.1666 Před 2 lety +21

      @@lucienschlut Fucking incredible comparison

  • @nikkithesim1518
    @nikkithesim1518 Před 4 lety +2521

    Matt: "I wouldn't call it a romantic evening but--"
    Sam: "--the sound of fish slapping against each other."
    Matt: "Oh god!"
    Everyone: **loses it**

  • @amberlovegrove3874
    @amberlovegrove3874 Před 4 lety +3721

    The way Travis can't make eye contact with Matt when he's flirting is hilarious

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 Před 3 lety +84

      I would be uncomfortable too flirting with a guy, especialy when I have a wife, and that wife is probably watching me

    • @amberlovegrove3874
      @amberlovegrove3874 Před 3 lety +211

      @@privatizitat815 (Spoiler for campaign 1)
      Bruh his wife's fictional character was flirting with, sleeping with an eventually married a fellow player's character in the previous campaign and you think Travis wouldn't want to flirt because of his wife?

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 Před 3 lety +13

      @@amberlovegrove3874 I'm really bad at judging people. I have no Idea. Probably not.

    • @amberlovegrove3874
      @amberlovegrove3874 Před 3 lety +23

      @@privatizitat815 no harm no foul don't worry lol

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay Před 3 lety +144

      I think Travis is a big teddy bear, who’s sheepish, Laura on the other hand will flirt without a care (also years of friendship, could make it more weird?)

  • @fayewilders154
    @fayewilders154 Před rokem +387

    "Sleep well with your bad decisions." Is something I can hear both Molly and Caduceus saying just in very different ways lol

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Před 6 měsíci +20

      Honestly, depending on the situation I can hear Percy saying it too 😂

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- Před 6 měsíci +14

      Yeah, that's just Taliesin being Taliesin. He's quite the guy!

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 Před 5 měsíci

      The fact that people unironically watch this garbage just blows my mind

    • @crisjiandennington991
      @crisjiandennington991 Před 3 měsíci +12

      ​@skinnie2838 thanks for your comment interaction it helps support the show for people who enjoy

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Před 3 měsíci +1

      Dear god, Tal with the epic lines. I am so happy I met him.

  • @sm3xym3xican76
    @sm3xym3xican76 Před 3 lety +2203

    "Seamen, Seamen everywhere"
    Sam and Taliesin simultaneously: *"And not a drop to drink"*
    My sides hurt

    • @DraemoraH
      @DraemoraH Před 3 lety +9

      when the fuck did this happen ???

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 Před 3 lety +38

      @@DraemoraH right at the end of the episode, at about 2:58:05

    • @hotcrossbuns6585
      @hotcrossbuns6585 Před 2 lety +5

      I saw this just before they said it omg

    • @dromankass8655
      @dromankass8655 Před 2 lety +3

      I though it was Liam and Taliesin who said that?

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 Před 2 lety +14

      @@dromankass8655 Liam started it, but Sam and Tal said the drop to drink part

  • @christopherlister8511
    @christopherlister8511 Před 4 lety +1976

    The one regret i have is that we didnt get to see Laura's reaction to the Avantika scene

    • @matthewward1346
      @matthewward1346 Před 3 lety +150

      And the kiss

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 Před 3 lety +107

      Yes to both. I was thinking the whole time that a catfight would ensue if Laura was there.

    • @danielirizarry8937
      @danielirizarry8937 Před 3 lety +165

      jester would hate it, laura would die laughing

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf Před 2 lety +20

      First kiss followed by the dude going off to bone someone else. Yeah, would've been fun to watch Laura

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess Před 2 lety +23

      Well you could hear Laura laughing in the backgound near the end I think.

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 Před 4 lety +2176

    imagine caleb and nott being so high that they see their party members in the costumes they have on now, like when fjord talks he has big orange hands and a cowboy hat

    • @guyperson7487
      @guyperson7487 Před 4 lety +104

      Boom, head canon

    • @mugsmcratmin6842
      @mugsmcratmin6842 Před 4 lety +158

      This also implies every NPC would be Dante: from the Devil May Cry series.....I am very on board with this

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 Před 4 lety +30

      Someone animate this

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam Před 3 lety +29

      @@devinward461 better than that throw another 10 mil dollar to cr and make another animated series of campain 2

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 Před 3 lety +19

      @@eryvac0074 Caleb's fire spells probably looked like the shotgun effects from the final drugs level in Hotline Miami 2.

  • @randompotato4833
    @randompotato4833 Před 3 lety +735

    "Sleep well with your bad decisions" is such a fucking power move of a quote.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 3 lety +13

      thats tal for you lol

  • @haloelite439
    @haloelite439 Před 3 lety +823

    "What you want, a fuckin cookie? Get your ass down the well" is probably the funniest thing Fjord has said up to now, dont at me.

    • @Dracon350
      @Dracon350 Před 2 lety +43

      i dunno man. that entire bit at the live show where he acted as if his throat was slit was fucking hilarious.

    • @skulllatte3352
      @skulllatte3352 Před 2 lety +65

      Fjord saying “we are being boarded by fucking pirates” in response to Caleb saying everything’s under control was also a gem.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 Před 7 měsíci +11

      I think Ford with bo is pretty funny. But yes I understand what you mean it was funny.
      Although I think my favorite Ford line so far is the one where he says I must commend you on your perceptiveness. My balls are quite huge

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Před 3 měsíci +1

      Fjord and Cad BOTH being pissed off is kind of a grand WTF.

    • @bradleekoers9895
      @bradleekoers9895 Před 26 dny +1

      followed by sam later with "2 fish slapping together" great episode

  • @nikkithesim1518
    @nikkithesim1518 Před 4 lety +1542

    Sam: The island is sinking.
    Travis: Potentially... IF this is an island.
    Marisha: IT'S A TURTLE! It's totally a turtle!
    Sam: A cajun turtle!
    Matt: *ORLY'S VENGEANCE!*

  • @iintrusive_th0t
    @iintrusive_th0t Před 4 lety +2195

    Alternate Title: "Fjord Gets Fjucked"

  • @kitaridraconia
    @kitaridraconia Před 3 lety +1585

    "No one likes the underwater level"
    And never a truer word was spoken

    • @forkysporky7073
      @forkysporky7073 Před 3 lety +29

      I got so stressed out that I had to find something to read while I listened to what was happening. I couldn't watch.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Před 2 lety +20

      ^Screams in drowning Hylian^

    • @kylawilson6674
      @kylawilson6674 Před 2 lety +2

      Unless you play a sea elf:)

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 Před 2 lety +4

      Screams in Echo the dolphin...

    • @Sideway8
      @Sideway8 Před 2 lety +11

      _sonic drowning music _*_i̝͘n͓̟͔̩͍͓t̮̮̘̟̙̭e̫̙͉̻̫n̯̰̞͖̹s̫̯i̶̖̻̘̠̫f̠͓̘͢i̵͕̞̗e̩̞͕̩s̯̙̠̘̫_*

  • @aurorasyreen863
    @aurorasyreen863 Před 3 lety +670

    I was dying from laughter when Travis looked to Marisha for help when Matt leaned over to start the flirting and she went like "Don't look at me, you are flirting with him." with her reaction... xD

    • @danielcook7975
      @danielcook7975 Před rokem +2

      yeah cause Marisha is married to Matt Mercer lol

  • @erwinbogumil207
    @erwinbogumil207 Před 4 lety +3084

    The first kiss between Jester and Fjord, and laura isn't there...

    • @ohhi7168
      @ohhi7168 Před 4 lety +84

      Also technically he's blowing CO2 into her lungs. Drowning both of them??

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus Před 4 lety +756

      @@ohhi7168 My dude... No...
      We exhale about 75% of the oyxgen that we inhale, most of it is not used of absorbed by the body between breaths. Breathing air from your lungs into the lungs of another person is not harmful at all. This is exactly what you do when performing CPR, you exhale the contents of your lungs into the lungs of someone else. There is more than enough oxygen still in each breath to sustain them for that breath.
      Also, blowing pure CO2 into someone's lungs wouldn't drown them anyway, it would suffocate them. When you have a lot of a non-oxygen gas in your lungs, it takes up capacity that should be used for oxygen. It's why you die from things like gas leaks or if you inhale too much helium without properly expelling it all from your lungs. It isn't that these other gases are actually hurting you, the problem is they are occupying space that should be filled with oxygen instead thus preventing your lungs from absorbing sufficient oxygen.
      This is what happens when you're enclosed in a small airtight space as well. You never really "run out of oxygen" within the enclosure, it's just that more and more of the gas in the enclosed area becomes CO2 so its preventing you from absorbing enough oxygen. This is why on submarines and the like, they have CO2 scrubbers in their ventilation systems. It takes CO2 from the air and traps it, thus removing it from the air so the submariners don't suffocate. Oxygen is usually stored compressed into pressurized canisters and released as needed to refill the atmosphere inside. Also sometimes Oxygen is made through electrolysis of water which disrupts the H2O into separate hydrogen and oxygen. The Oxygen is then used to breathe.
      Anyway, point is, expelling your lungs into someone else's lungs saves lives on a daily basis.

    • @julian909j
      @julian909j Před 4 lety +175

      TheDrexxus thank you for this very scientific answer

    • @alikdavidson966
      @alikdavidson966 Před 4 lety +48

      Bruh- this isn’t a good comment to be near the top. I need to stop scrolling LMAO

    • @sovereign4535
      @sovereign4535 Před 4 lety +54

      @@TheDrexxus Damn,thanks for the science lesson that is actually pretty good to know

  • @willragan7997
    @willragan7997 Před 4 lety +1720

    i know that liam was trying to be kylo ren, but that scarf and his dark eyes REALLY make him look like a young Gru

    • @quackthulu9575
      @quackthulu9575 Před 4 lety +50

      This comment killed me

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie Před 4 lety +65

      Sam, after the break: "Wait, are you guys all out of your costumes?"
      Liam: "Oh, sorry, that costume was accidentally destroyed maliciously."

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 Před 3 lety +51

      All his outfits so far has just been different shades of Caleb.

    • @TheSingingDM
      @TheSingingDM Před 3 lety +19

      I was really thinking Uncle Fester

    • @petrino
      @petrino Před 3 lety +3

      also.. scar is on the wrong side.

  • @MrVidau
    @MrVidau Před 3 lety +907

    It's nice to know that even adult professional actors laugh and giggle during sex scene just as us mere mortals would.

    • @theanyktos
      @theanyktos Před 2 lety +51

      Hooo boy, have you seen campain one? They can't sit still through a kiss, or a (even remotely) romantic conversation, it's hilarious.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Humans gonna human

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 Před 3 lety +819

    So nice of Taliesen to dress as the character made by his old, personal friend Arthur Conan Doyle. It’s been awhile since they saw each other, so it’s sweet he still cares.

    • @ellefluckinger5523
      @ellefluckinger5523 Před 2 lety +27

      underrated comment.

    • @UtsavBansal
      @UtsavBansal Před 2 lety +4

      Didn't understand the context

    • @teachnola10
      @teachnola10 Před 2 lety +75

      @@UtsavBansal there’s a running joke (I mean, maybe it’s a not a joke?) that Taliesen is immortal.

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 Před 2 lety +54

      @@UtsavBansal There’s a joke that Taliesen is immortal and ancient, namely that he’s been at all manner of historical events and met all manner of historical figures

    • @annijaklamer
      @annijaklamer Před 2 lety +67

      This is extra funny because ACD would've HATED if someone 'honored' him in this way. Even after all this time, Taliesin is still trolling his buddy

  • @heybuddy3616
    @heybuddy3616 Před 4 lety +2112

    old man mercer (complete with eyebrows) roleplaying a sexy semi-nude pirate captain was not what I was anticipating today but I am not complaining

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra Před 3 lety +9

      And beard(?)

    • @OutlawWalker
      @OutlawWalker Před 3 lety +38

      Well thats a new way of seeing Dante from devil may cry

  • @andreaceleste4318
    @andreaceleste4318 Před 4 lety +1087

    I LOVE How in 2:50:50 Travis just can’t look directly at Matt, even with characters shaking hands....especially after his comment in some of the previous Talks Machina saying that Matt don’t break eye contact when he is in character. I think it was when Fjord fist meet Ruby of the Sea and she was friendly flirting with him...Travis said about how hard it is to keep normal with the DM seducing and staring at you “with that bright blue eyes looking right through your soul AND NOT LOOKING AWAY”
    I burst out laugh when Avantica look at Forj making that ofer and Travis just look away right in the next second!!
    “Omfg Matt is doing it agaiiiinnn”
    I love them so fucking much guys

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle Před 10 měsíci +6

      Y'all need to watch with subtitles. *noises of distress* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- Před 6 měsíci +2

      As a first-time watcher, I appreciate the insight into a Talks episode now that they're unavailable. So thanks!

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 Před 3 lety +1515

    Laura: regular day in D&D. Fjord is awkward, Fjord doesn't confront his feeling...
    Laura: misses one day! Fjord kisses Jester in the most romantic way possible. Then he taps some Pirate booty.
    Laura: wtf Travis?!

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor Před 3 lety +277

      Oh you know there was a night in where she sat in the dark waiting for her husband to come home, only to flick the lights on and go "So I caught up on watching the sessions babe."

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn Před 3 lety +172

      @@Kebutor "Not interested in character romances, are we?"

    • @expensivemagic4754
      @expensivemagic4754 Před 3 lety +10

      PIRATE BOOTY BAHAHAHA

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue Před 3 lety +71

      You know I'd like to point out that it's more CPR than kissing but then the entire table's reaction means that the difference doesn't matter at all here

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn Před 3 lety +96

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue It was lip to lip. As far as Jester cares, that's a kiss.

  • @gamerguyjack1979
    @gamerguyjack1979 Před 3 lety +541

    Everyone: we need to get Jester up to the exit
    Caduceus: *drowning* I’m fine you guys go on without me.

    • @betteryou7hanme
      @betteryou7hanme Před 2 lety +43

      Can't save cad if they're all dead. A classic example of "always put your oxygen mask on first, before helping others with theirs."

    • @junezhang6267
      @junezhang6267 Před rokem +16

      Well, apparently it’s because Jester had the key to save them all

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Před rokem +11

      ​@@junezhang6267
      I have to imagine that while Jester was being pulled up the tunnel by everyone, she had a look of just absolute bliss on her face and was practically catatonic. 😂

    • @ProthPhenom
      @ProthPhenom Před 10 měsíci +10

      Then Caleb feather falling everyone but Cad. Like tf man.. Lol

    • @TiredChefPOV
      @TiredChefPOV Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@ProthPhenom to be fair feather fall, I believe has a target limit of 6 and there is seven of them

  • @chrisbratton4295
    @chrisbratton4295 Před 4 lety +2066

    If there was ever an episode for Laura to be there to play Jester..... this was the episode.
    The transfer of air, the night cap with Avantika.... dang.

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 Před 3 lety +176

      What about the one where she wasn't there for the first meeting with her own dad? What about the one where they had to say goodbye to Kiri? She misses out on a lot of her more important moments

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime Před 3 lety +86

      @@eryvac0074 that's what happens when you're a professional voice actor and you recently had a kid

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 Před 3 lety +62

      @@SorchaSublime I know. It's just kind of sad she didn't get to see some of what should have been her best moments. I know that work and obviously her baby take priority, but still

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime Před 3 lety +63

      @@eryvac0074 sad for us, but I'm sure if she had to choose between starting a fictional romance with her husband and spending time with her kid she wouldn't choose the former lol

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 Před 3 lety +14

      @@SorchaSublime obviously

  • @kavincarter5701
    @kavincarter5701 Před 4 lety +1962

    Anyone else get the Jack Sparrow running away from the tribe of cannibals vibe in this episode 😂

  • @WestCooly
    @WestCooly Před 3 lety +431

    I like that Liam’s costume looks more like Evil Liam rather than Kylo Ren.

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks Před rokem +33

      Mirror Universe Liam is well known for his goofy and colorful one-shots, his underpowered and low-damage characters, his total inability to do convincing accent work, and his notorious hatred of Mirror Sam Riegel

    • @samanthapalker1476
      @samanthapalker1476 Před rokem +8

      And his loathing for thick framed personality glasses

    • @CyberGirl1234
      @CyberGirl1234 Před 8 měsíci

      ⁠​⁠@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorksoh god 😂 this is a description of me (except i have an unexpressed admiration for sam riegel and no opinion of mirror sam riegel)

  • @Scyphr
    @Scyphr Před 2 lety +195

    Watching this episode again I’m noticing how NERVOUS Matt is during the water escape challenge! I’m like 90% sure that he is shitting his pants thinking he may have gone a bit overboard with the challenge and is about to TPK live lmao.

  • @heybuddy3616
    @heybuddy3616 Před 4 lety +667

    2:36:00 "here, take this vial of acid" agh nott is such a mom, sounds like she's sending one of her kids on a playdate, I love it

  • @lichterin143
    @lichterin143 Před 4 lety +285

    Fjord: potentionally getting laid tonight
    The Mighty Nein: giving him all the right kinds of protection

  • @madeleinejulia812
    @madeleinejulia812 Před 3 lety +194

    idk i just found the moment where nott gives fjord a vile of acid and he seems impressed and asks “did you make this?” and she happily responds “i did” so pure

  • @lexigilman4602
    @lexigilman4602 Před 3 lety +648

    we have been robbed of molly’s reaction to fjord coming back after the evening w avantika lol

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 Před 3 lety +73

      I think that was more Molly than Cadeuces speaking there.

    • @ike_and_mike
      @ike_and_mike Před 3 lety +3

      @@eb4305 same

    • @wizardpig02_81
      @wizardpig02_81 Před 3 lety +48

      Taliesin was channeled a bit of molly through Caduceus

    • @respectfulevil9022
      @respectfulevil9022 Před 3 lety +43

      Hes laughing in the afterlife

    • @tfossgh
      @tfossgh Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah, damned Lorenzo

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 Před 4 lety +896

    *sees Sam's stop-mo film*
    how surprisingly creative and sfw of him
    *sees the next part*
    that's more like it

    • @maeve615
      @maeve615 Před 3 lety +7

      xD yeah. "There's the stupid..." ~Negasonic Warhead

    • @audoldends6799
      @audoldends6799 Před 3 lety +5

      I got to that part just as i read this comment and it did not prepare me

  • @lunamalfoy7
    @lunamalfoy7 Před 4 lety +818

    Caduceus is judging Fjord for being a himbo.

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas Před 3 lety +20

      he ain't one to talk, 9 int cow, smh 🤣

    • @Fandomsoffffffffffffff
      @Fandomsoffffffffffffff Před 2 lety +7

      @@carrotandpeas this is straight wisdom my dude, some things cad just knows 😂

  • @SynchronizorVideos
    @SynchronizorVideos Před 3 lety +473

    Can we just appreciate Caleb & the group's use of enlarge/reduce for a minute? Super-slick execution.

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 Před 3 lety +275

    I just love that by the end of the episode everyone looks normal and Matt just looks like he’s aged dramatically haha 😂

    • @kazeboiii
      @kazeboiii Před 2 lety +13

      He said it himself, he is a broken man 😂 They have all collectively broken him

  • @FeyzaOnay
    @FeyzaOnay Před 4 lety +525

    I was so surprised when Sam rolled the clip/ad for dnd beyond and it wasn’t anywhere near offensive .... and then he started thanking „people“ ... 😂😂

  • @ashleysteinhaus9447
    @ashleysteinhaus9447 Před 4 lety +590

    “ Sleep well with your bad decisions”

  • @JodiChibichan
    @JodiChibichan Před 3 lety +544

    The way Talisen gets all quiet when he almost dies AGAIN IN THIS BATTLE ASDFGH FELT THAT

    • @arillusine
      @arillusine Před 3 lety +94

      Every time he almost dies I get so stressed out. PLEASE NOT AGAIN!

    • @kkkkaaaatttt
      @kkkkaaaatttt Před 3 lety +48

      his face HURT ME

    • @NamelessFacelessWhoa
      @NamelessFacelessWhoa Před 3 lety +64

      and NOBODY HELPED HIM, and like half the party had an opportunity to

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 3 lety +13

      i feel like he has an irl near death experience when that happens

    • @MissesHappyPunk
      @MissesHappyPunk Před 3 lety +16

      @@NamelessFacelessWhoa Yeah, that was a real pity :-( i would be pissed if i would be him. But i guess, they thought Caduceus wouldn't be drowning anymore, as soon as the door is open (which pretty sure is a wrong assumption), so yeah, was quite tense and sad there.......

  • @anotherarabella2963
    @anotherarabella2963 Před 4 lety +385

    Caleb: "Do what you have to"
    What he really means: "pimp yourself out"

    • @lowkeylonely4265
      @lowkeylonely4265 Před 3 lety +40

      I was speechless for a second when he said that! 😂 He was so serious.
      On the other hand, I wonder what Caleb has "had to do" in his years on the run...

    • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
      @sybariticcupboardrat3763 Před 3 lety +57

      Caleb's training was very much 'the ends justify the means'. To him, the discomfort of sexual manipulation is justified if it leads to significant advantages.

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 Před 3 lety +60

      @@sybariticcupboardrat3763 Liam confirmed that compromising yourself sexually is part of Volstrucker training and it makes me very sad.

    • @mrsiwtv
      @mrsiwtv Před 3 lety +49

      @@belindaluna2067 right??! also considering Caleb left there when he was only 17, thinking about how young he must have been when that training took place is harrowing

    • @lowkeylonely4265
      @lowkeylonely4265 Před 3 lety +21

      @@mrsiwtv I know going back to this now really hurt my heart. Poor Caleb never eve had a chance for innocence.

  • @joeltruett5167
    @joeltruett5167 Před 4 lety +513

    When Laura's away, Travis will lay.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 3 lety +6

      well hopefully not irl tho lmao (i know he wouldnt)

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Před 2 měsíci

      😆

    • @Spiddal_mary
      @Spiddal_mary Před 2 měsíci

      @@pvic6959Marisha would probably fucking try, the way she’s practically always rubbing herself on him like a dog in heat

  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 Před 4 lety +1275

    Flando has a job interview today, he’s asked me to post these for him
    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    00:35 Costume intros
    2:15 Liam’s Kylo Walkren
    4:20 Sam’s next Emmy winning project
    5:30 Credit where it’s due
    8:45 Support OSD
    13:45 Episode Starts
    16:55 Travis talks with his hands
    22:40 Expositional murals
    36:25 Diving down
    50:55 Hourglass is out
    56:35 Spirit guardians is legit
    59:15 Matt’s Dante impression
    1:02:05 Battle Begins
    1:22:35 HDYWTDT
    1:23:30 Best condition
    1:26:10 Shape of Water
    1:30:30 How it should have ended
    1:31:25 Nott with the save
    1:36:05 Turtles all the way down
    1:41:40 Skill challenge start
    1:47:00 Fluffernutter
    1:47:50 That didn’t come up in Between the Sheets
    1:50:30 Magic throwing stars
    1:52:50 Wow Matt, judgmental much
    2:02:20 Start the motor
    2:04:35 That could’ve been done better
    2:05:10 Nothing tastes as good as not being sued
    2:06:15 Break Starts
    2:09:00 Sam feels betrayed
    2:17:10 Strategy meeting starts
    2:35:55 Fjord needs protection
    2:37:05 The worst day of Nott’s life
    2:39:55 You need to aerate it
    2:50:50 Fjord goes for it
    2:51:40 Twitch wood
    2:52:35 Half-orcs get relentless endurance, just saying
    2:53:10 Fish slapping
    2:55:35 A good finish
    2:58:05 Not a drop to drink
    2:58:40 Episode Ends
    Between Twitch and CZcams, live viewership of this episode peaked around 50,000 people. The in-game start date for the episode was the 18th of Cuersaar 835. Sam’s flask is a sexy picture of McCree.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

  • @Mayday468
    @Mayday468 Před 4 lety +379

    Laura: *Decideds to put in a character romance with Fjord to mess with Matt*
    Laura: *Misses session*
    Matt: *Makes a new character start hitting on, and possibly sleeping with, Fjord*

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn Před 3 lety +29

      No "possibly" about it, it's been confirmed

    • @Mayday468
      @Mayday468 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Nemisionn yeah I've gotten to that point now but I hadn't at the time of that comment, it had just been heavily implyed

    • @tauronmitronion377
      @tauronmitronion377 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Mayday468 I think it was more to mess with Travis than Matt tho...

    • @dsoul1305
      @dsoul1305 Před 3 lety +6

      Travis said that Laura said that she wanted to romance him in the game. Was not to mess with anybody, it's just that she is a romantic flirty woman looking for romance her hubby in another place than real life.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 3 lety +22

      @@dsoul1305 in one of the talks eps, travis said that she said shes basically challenging him lol. travis doesnt like romance in dnd, but her goal is to get him to do it. then remember theyre very happily married irl. and if her trying to get him to get together in dnd isnt cute, idk what is

  • @LukeLosiPfleger
    @LukeLosiPfleger Před 3 lety +153

    “We’re not gonna sit here and subject you guys to leveling up at the table. Although I’m sure there are a few of you that would love to see it” there are DOZENS of us Matt!

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 Před 3 lety +27

      I am sure the number is hundreds, if not over a thousand. That would make such an interesting mini-episode in itself, seeing how they rolled up their characters, picking skills as they level up, etc, etc.

  • @mistresspheonix854
    @mistresspheonix854 Před 4 lety +436

    After this arc I wouldn't be surprised if Caduces developed a fear of water like Nott. How many times has he started to drown in the last one/two weeks of game time? Three, four? What ever it is he is quickly discovering that water particularly salt water doesn't like him very much.

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay Před 3 lety +5

      Shhhhhhhh it’ll be fine

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 Před 3 lety +36

      That and his friend's lack of apathy for his survival. It took two NPC's to save him, one of which was the waste of space Cosko.

    • @Behemoss
      @Behemoss Před 3 lety +16

      @@eb4305 quick correction, Apathy means a lack of care for, so saying lack of apathy implies caring for his survival, lack of sympathy works better

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Behemoss while some of those points may line up i still stand for my original statement. Sympathy implies that the crew would, and did, eventually feel bad about abandoning deuce. Apathy would be their lack of concern in the moment. Neither of those are mutually exclusive for the fact that both can happen at the same time for the same situation.
      It seemed pretty clear to everyone that getting to that door was more important than saving Tal's character. It took Tal's longest friend Matt to salvage the situation. Liam tried to make amends in the next episode with Molly's old necklace which was good because Liam's character is/was very myopic on his allegiances early on and showed that in his style of game play. Very Zemnian in his thought processes which was both aggravating and inspiring at the same time.

    • @math_plant
      @math_plant Před 3 lety +24

      @@eb4305 that's the point, saying lack of apathy means they care a lot, cause they lack apathy, meaning they don't don't care

  • @HunterPanoch
    @HunterPanoch Před 2 lety +150

    This Campaign is SO MEAN to poor Taliesin he goes from looking like he's having a great time to sadly sitting in patient fuming silence at least 20 mins per game

  • @LegendHeroFilms
    @LegendHeroFilms Před 2 lety +119

    It has to be so hard for Taliesin to have to lost his character in the way that he did and dealing with that to have so many close calls with his brand new character that he is learning and still figuring out. I can’t imagine all the emotions that he must feel when things are going so wrong and fighting that. Like when he retreated for safety before but than was almost left behind as they stole the boat. But also being one thing his character hates in that moment as not really doing anything to help. It must be such a roller coaster of emotions and struggles especially with staying in character with all of that.

  • @saucemaster1527
    @saucemaster1527 Před 3 lety +180

    "Let's go investigate this temple, in and out, 20 minute adventure"

  • @nicksanders3134
    @nicksanders3134 Před 3 lety +461

    Sam is such a good player.
    The honesty with the keg/ reloading makes my heart happy.
    And the way he looks out for Caduceus when others leave him for dead.

    • @bananafish58
      @bananafish58 Před 3 lety +68

      He is such a soulful player, which is why, IMHO, many of the most moving and engaging moments -- both funny and serious -- include Sam.

    • @LukeLosiPfleger
      @LukeLosiPfleger Před 3 lety +31

      @@bananafish58 there is literally nothing funnier in all of critical role than Grog and Taryon’s shopping fiasco, imo. While a big part of that is because of how naturally comedic those characters are, I think it’s even more so because those are the two most soulful, honest, attentive, and “down” players, so willing to listen to what everyone else does, go with the flow of Matt’s whims, and just really live within the world of the show

    • @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx
      @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx Před 3 lety +17

      Well Liam almost killed him and honestly it's kinda petty that he will argue with Matt over his slow spell for 5 minutes straight but when he almost kills a friend's character it's "I already did it, it's done". Ugh what a douche

    • @M00nSlippers
      @M00nSlippers Před 3 lety +43

      @@xXxIMNOTANGELxXx The Hydra had the potential to kill ALL of them, Cad included, for all he knew that Slow spell was the only thing that would let them survive the encounter at all. Also, Beau had like 10 health and Caduceus was full health, there was a decent chance he would survive the fall whereas Beau definitely wouldn't, he probably didn't think of monks having immunity to fall damage, Beau didn't always I think that was from her recent level or training or something, and Caleb would totally put Beau over Caduceus anyway. Also, since Liam DID already argue with Matt earlier in the episode he probably didn't want to be disruptive again. Making one mistake, especially in a game where so many things are going on, doesn't make you a douche or a bad person.

    • @Daepilin
      @Daepilin Před 2 lety +20

      @@M00nSlippers cad was unconcious and on death saves. HP don't matter at that point, he would have taken at least one failed save there

  • @nomad2305
    @nomad2305 Před 4 lety +143

    The shade of crimson that Travis turned when Matt said Ivantika was nude. 🤣

  • @sterlingdavison7337
    @sterlingdavison7337 Před 2 lety +136

    Lol at 2:51:28 when Fjord decides to go for it and Marisha changed seating positions made me laugh so hard. The equivalent of grabbing popcorn.

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 Před 3 lety +127

    Nott: This was the worst day of my life atleast as long as i can remember.
    Matt: The worst day of your life SO FAR *pads shoulder*

  • @Rutillith
    @Rutillith Před 4 lety +758

    "Sleep well with your bad decitions" that wasn't cadeusus, that was molly.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie Před 4 lety +129

      Mollymauk would've interrogated him for every last bit of gossip he could wring out of him: and then made him feel guilty about it because of Jester.

    • @sachinaraszkiewicz785
      @sachinaraszkiewicz785 Před 3 lety +50

      That was 100% Caduceus :-)

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn Před 3 lety +71

      @@Zombiewithabowtie i agree with the first point, but not the second. Molly wasn't exactly one for all that jealousy and monogamy and such and such.

    • @melusineshade8538
      @melusineshade8538 Před 3 lety +66

      Molly would have join them.

    • @LindaOlives
      @LindaOlives Před 3 lety +18

      @@melusineshade8538 Yeah he would 😏😂

  • @thetransientone6254
    @thetransientone6254 Před 4 lety +233

    Also, yeah it was a barrel but like it's a barrel of black powder on a PIRATE SHIP. It's absolutely gonna be waterproof.

    • @taylamuller1811
      @taylamuller1811 Před 3 lety +6

      But probably not as much as for like ale or stuff, if it's soaked in water for a few minutes it will let some water through. It would be more time consuming to actually waterproof them, and if the ship is going down the gun powder isn't much use anyways. It's likely that they were more fire resistant than water resistant.

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 Před 2 lety +15

      @@taylamuller1811 It'd be as waterproof. Either it stops working after 2 days from the humidity or it's pretty solidly waterproof. Black powder does not like moisture.

    • @isaiahwelch8066
      @isaiahwelch8066 Před 2 lety +8

      Fun fact about gunpowder:
      Unless corning has been invented, humidity and water don't do as much to gunpowder as you might think.
      If you have gunpowder and you mix water with it, and then grind it in a mortar and pistle (what you grind dry herbs with), you actually make it more stable, and more explosive. But once it dries out again, you can't get water anywhere near it, AND gunpowder has to be kept dry.
      Corning, by the way, was invented in the late 1300s, according to Michael Crichton, after 1357; see his book _Timeline._

  • @kgp277
    @kgp277 Před 2 lety +59

    When Sam realized everyone else took their costumes off and then slowly took his off, my heart broke a little. 🥺

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk Před 3 lety +92

    I'll tell you guys what, the Grave Cleric is wearing his title on his sleeve, living so close on the edge between life and death for most of the adventure!

  • @trautsj
    @trautsj Před 4 lety +1067

    Taliesin has to be losing years off his life with all the close calls he continues to have this campaign :O Matt really has it out for him lol

    • @caelumsthelimit6849
      @caelumsthelimit6849 Před 4 lety +145

      his life is infinite and the years mean nothing to him

    • @digitool5944
      @digitool5944 Před 4 lety +14

      it is partly self inflicted, also Matt's feelings don't matter

    • @erincriswell4054
      @erincriswell4054 Před 4 lety +13

      RQK1996 issa J-O-K-E. Calm.

    • @Law-of-EnTropy
      @Law-of-EnTropy Před 4 lety +42

      @@erincriswell4054 he _is_ joking with his reply. You took him literally. It's been a long running joke thay Taliesin is an immortal champion of some god and has lived for 19 centuries.

    • @sevencats4964
      @sevencats4964 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Law-of-EnTropy Erin was responding to RQK1996, not Artemis

  • @GoodSteve123
    @GoodSteve123 Před 4 lety +166

    "...sound mixer Randy Cockburn, didn't think you could pull it off like that."
    So good... Sam is so good.

  • @Avokado34
    @Avokado34 Před 3 lety +165

    3 chosen of the bird
    3 chosen for Uk'ktoah
    3 chosen for the worm
    They're The real mighty nine!!! ;D

  • @trevorwerchau8995
    @trevorwerchau8995 Před rokem +65

    When Sam goes “can I pause you for one second Matt” after rewatching him he gave the stink eye to all of them as he realized what happened and it was hilarious😂

    • @AxelHenx
      @AxelHenx Před rokem

      tyvm for notifing. didnt notice :D :D

    • @shandybencher1302
      @shandybencher1302 Před rokem +3

      Someone def messaged him. Cuz he looked down at his phone as he went to drink. Read the message and then looked around at everyone. Ahahaha I rewatched that section like 10 times so fucking hilarious

    • @Loka_sson
      @Loka_sson Před rokem +2

      timestamp? :)

  • @ComicSansPony
    @ComicSansPony Před 4 lety +259

    URUKAXL
    Come to the temple they said. There’s fun people to meet they said. There’s not a betrayer God’s seal they said.
    I died laughing at that one. Whoever added those little text blurbs really adds to the overall enjoyment of the video versions of these episodes.

  • @The_Lag_Monster
    @The_Lag_Monster Před 4 lety +145

    I love how Captain Twitchwood got the laugh it deserved even though Laura wasn't there 😂

  • @TheEternalChild7
    @TheEternalChild7 Před 3 lety +180

    Oh man, poor Caduceus. Starts drowning to death and his new supposed allies (who had already almost left him behind once coming out of Nicodranas) proceeded to drag the drowning Jester with them, one of them risks his own life trying to give her more air, but not one of them pauses to go try and grab Caduceus before bolting for the exit. Instead he was rescued by a shady pirate zealot who's been threatening their lives, and the cowardly navigator who he'd just finished telling off for not fighting the hydra by their side. I'm surprised this wasn't the straw that broke the Firbolg's back. It would be pretty reasonable to ditch the party after all that. Although to be fair, I guess he might not have seen any of that considering the fact that he was busy drowning to death and fell unconscious shortly afterward.

    • @jimjam751
      @jimjam751 Před 3 lety +33

      Yeah why are they ignoring caduceus? I understand they haven’t known him long but he literally heals them and has been very useful. As if they would leave him to die? It makes me think the players just forget about Taliesin or don’t care about him. As if you don’t cast feather fall on him. If I was caduceus I would be asking what happened and who saved me, and when I find out Caleb left me to die I would refuse to heal him ever again. I feel like Liam plays too harshly sometimes.

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 Před 3 lety +47

      @@jimjam751 Agreed, Liam is playing Caleb pretty callously early on. He's gotten better later in the campaign but it takes a while. Tal's always kind of been the outsider of the group which is hard to witness. This is one of the worse times it was evident. Laura would have been there for him if she was there. Her mom side wouldn't have let this shit fly.

    • @scottshaw8864
      @scottshaw8864 Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah not the first time watching Crit Role when it hasn't made a ton of sense for the party to stick together. I mean a LOT of D&D parties are like this, so not trying to say that the Crit Role group is some terrible example of teamwork compared to most, but as with many D&D groups, everyone is mostly just out for themselves. Like when the swimming fight started, Beau just immediately left. With all the movement she has, she could have tried to make sure other people got out first considering she could easily leave at any time, but that didn't seem to be a consideration. Another thing is I'm not even really sure why they are helping Fjord with this - he's trying to just gain random power I guess? But if so, why would any of the rest of them care about this. They aren't getting paid, etc, the reasons for following the current plotline just seems very questionable for everyone else. And even for Fjord it's not exactly something great, he's trying to gain the ability to control the ocean by releasing some powerful unknown being? Wouldn't exactly call that a "good" reason to do something. If Crit Role S2 is going to be about not being the good guys anymore, I guess that's their choice though.

    • @philipjwh2580
      @philipjwh2580 Před 3 lety +51

      @@jimjam751 1) What a meta gaming way to go about things. Hey guys when we were rushing out of the temple who specifically saved me and who specifically did actions that would be considered detrimental to the cause of saving me.
      2) Caleb had one reaction to save 5 people falling from death. Of course his character would instinctively save those emotionally closest to him.
      3) How petty are you. This character instinctively acts to save those he knows, so I am never going to heal him ever again. That would singularly ruin a game for alot of people.

    • @Makkis
      @Makkis Před 3 lety +22

      @@scottshaw8864 she was on 10hp, had she stayed, there'd be 3 people drowning

  • @neerGdyahS
    @neerGdyahS Před 3 lety +59

    The Cast: Says some funny shit before the fade in.
    Me: "BUT WHAT DID THEY SAY THOOOOUGH!?!?!?"

  • @taylormademadness
    @taylormademadness Před 4 lety +136

    Omg Matt’s reaction when Travis said he was gonna go for it 🤣 I DIED

  • @butternuggets868
    @butternuggets868 Před 4 lety +150

    Ashley.. gone
    Laura.. gone
    Travis.. no willpower, no problem right?

  • @luealie7521
    @luealie7521 Před 3 lety +95

    Caduceus: “sleep well with your bad discussions”
    Me: “thank you darling.”

  • @izzynana37
    @izzynana37 Před 4 lety +111

    The same episode Fjord kisses Jester, he sleeps with Avantika...

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Před 3 lety +5

      my man

    • @math_plant
      @math_plant Před 3 lety +7

      Travis: "I don't like to rp relationships"
      Also Travis:
      Makes his character kiss Jester and sleep with someone, making it the second lay of the campaign (if you count Beau and Keg)

    • @dsoul1305
      @dsoul1305 Před 3 lety +3

      Travis didnt want romance in the campaign for Fjord, but Laura insisted she wanted to romance him. So I guess he was playing flirty with her char just for the sake of it in a scene that was really an action scene and a necessity move and decided to be with Avantika to make Jester maybe hate him.

    • @math_plant
      @math_plant Před 3 lety +1

      @Connor sure! I said if you count Beau and Keg, but I believe Molly didn't really sleep with the two people at the pillow trove. Even if he was the third, its still pretty funny

    • @GabiiNightwish
      @GabiiNightwish Před 3 lety +2

      @@math_plant why wouldn't you count beau and keg?

  • @BigggusDikkkus
    @BigggusDikkkus Před 4 lety +262

    Can we stop and appreciate feather fall for a moment...

    • @Makkis
      @Makkis Před 3 lety +13

      Nott taking the magic initiate feat to get it was a big brain play

    • @respectfulevil9022
      @respectfulevil9022 Před 3 lety +1

      Can we alleviate heat metal

    • @taylamuller1811
      @taylamuller1811 Před 3 lety +3

      Feather fall has saved their asses so many times actually.

    • @witchyjay3268
      @witchyjay3268 Před 2 lety +1

      @@respectfulevil9022 My I just say, the best alternate name for "Heat Metal" comes from "Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG," "Detect Piercings" just speaks to me as a spell name.

  • @robertsmith36
    @robertsmith36 Před 4 lety +71

    Sam: "oh man I'm getting some twitchwood ready."
    Followed by the sound of fish slapping together
    Had me rolling

  • @peach6937
    @peach6937 Před 3 lety +208

    Seems like ever since they saw the ocean they've been making one bad decision after another.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 3 lety +3

      ocean scary

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Před rokem +2

      Tropics man, every mf in the tropics be just a little crazy at least. Ever heard of Florida Man?

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 Před 2 měsíci

      Bad decisions make good stories. Most of d and d is bad decisions and their consequences.

  • @CerotheDemon
    @CerotheDemon Před 2 lety +31

    I love the visual of Nott pushing Cad like a shopping cart through this flood.

  • @Maidanofgray
    @Maidanofgray Před 4 lety +271

    Fjord: *saves Jester's life with a kiss.*
    Celeb: Am I a joke to you?

    • @marias5685
      @marias5685 Před 4 lety +13

      Acute Castle the implications of this comment are killing me

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 Před 4 lety +23

      Hopefully Fjord and Jester become a couple. Unless Travis decides to pursue an NPC. I think last campaign his character did try to flirt with a female Goliath. Yet I think a husband and wife having characters fall in love in any medium is the best.

    • @hal7741
      @hal7741 Před 3 lety +11

      Zachary Gadzinski I’d rather have jester and fjord get together then Caleb and Jester. Jester and Caleb is like the biggest ship rn and idk why 😂

    • @Maidanofgray
      @Maidanofgray Před 3 lety +44

      @@hal7741 You really did miss all the small things Caleb does for Jester. Caleb is subtle so I can't say I blame you. Caleb enables Jester to be herself and Jester enables Caleb to be happy. Which if you see Caleb is suffering from depression and ptsd. Seeing him around another person that always shows him no matter the darkest moments one can smile. Seems like something relatable to a wide part of the audience.

    • @f.faucon6681
      @f.faucon6681 Před 3 lety +22

      At 1:26:03, listen to Travis as he describes what Fjord does, but pay close attention to Liam as he stays in character: Caleb is frozen, then has small face expressions / he frowns at three occasions, showing his negative reaction to what is happening, and only then as Liam he has a brief smile to acknowledge the momentary cuteness. Watching him staying in character at different key moments of the campaign is just fascinating.

  • @tankaliciousthomas325
    @tankaliciousthomas325 Před 3 lety +314

    I'm utterly in love with the image of caduceus sledding on a sheild and out like a light being led by nott while caleb screams directions and everyone flails.
    Absolutely glorious.

    • @ajohndoe17
      @ajohndoe17 Před 3 lety

      Mini-caduceus***

    • @ondras5241
      @ondras5241 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ajohndoe17 Wasn't tiny at the time.

    • @ajohndoe17
      @ajohndoe17 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ondras5241 I thought he was partially down the way then changed back

    • @ondras5241
      @ondras5241 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ajohndoe17 He got big at the beginning of the under water fight

    • @ajohndoe17
      @ajohndoe17 Před 3 lety

      @@ondras5241 gotcha

  • @Hearty1100
    @Hearty1100 Před 4 lety +61

    Thank you to whoever did the subs.
    Especially this one.
    MATT: "(In despair) No. . .no"

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 Před 3 lety +248

    I felt so bad for Cad/Tal this episode. I hope the M9 watch better out for him in the future

    • @Raysa1208
      @Raysa1208 Před 2 lety +36

      Same here, it actually made me angry

    • @Skip6235
      @Skip6235 Před 2 lety +49

      “I cast feather fall on the monk who can basically fall forever and not take damage and not on the unconscious guy who will instantly die when he hits the ground”

    • @andy6015
      @andy6015 Před 2 lety +38

      Sometimes it feels to me like talisen is (unfairly) the 5th wheel in the group and gets left behind

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 Před 2 lety +34

      @@andy6015 I think here it was more about Cad being the new guy

    • @ErinBookNut
      @ErinBookNut Před 2 lety +21

      They're kinda shitty to their primary healer.

  • @nonstopogre1184
    @nonstopogre1184 Před 4 lety +96

    I'm watching dante play make-believe with Kylo Ren... And ketchup

  • @hannahstordeur7473
    @hannahstordeur7473 Před 3 lety +145

    Watching Travis lose out on those powers was SO PAINFUL. Matt was trying to stress the urgency when he was losing time to follow Avantika thanks to Caleb's distraction... such a bummer!

    • @TheThreeHeadedDragon
      @TheThreeHeadedDragon Před rokem +32

      Fjord shouldn't have needed to make athletic checks to beat her. He has a swim speed with the Mariner Armor and thus should have been able to just take the dash action since her speed was halved and his wasn't.

    • @AxelHenx
      @AxelHenx Před rokem +4

      i was thinking that as soon as he said something to fjord, like wtf are you doing dude.
      1 roll removed, but tbh it's scripted so it was meant to be :)

    • @elisam.2896
      @elisam.2896 Před rokem +1

      Caleb was the absolute worst this episode. Hoping that this is just Liam playing high Caleb as a real d*ck (because he doesnt know what else to do???) and this is not proof of future decisions on Liams part.

    • @jadenlife
      @jadenlife Před rokem +13

      @Axel Henx He stalled him purposefully because he didn't want Fjord to release the seal on the demigod leviathan. Regardless, in the end, the only reward ended up being the ability to cast Control Water, which is a pretty shitty exchange for potentially unleashing a primordial evil. Haha

    • @Diegox94xleon
      @Diegox94xleon Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@TheThreeHeadedDragon agreed completely I got so mad at this moment because it feels unwarranted, he found the sphere slot before her, was next to the sphere slot and the falchion out already and Avantika was not next to him so it felt SUPER forced to me to do this just to build on a potential villain, at the very LEAST Matt should have given him advantage due to literally all the conditions being in his favor.

  • @ashleyc2805
    @ashleyc2805 Před 3 lety +35

    Travis went from a cowboy with M&M hands to Luke from the Gilmore Girls.

  • @mcrazzburger3954
    @mcrazzburger3954 Před 2 lety +47

    Sam's face at 2:08:42 when he realizes everybody else took off their costumes his hilarious

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 Před 4 lety +65

    I like to think while Caleb and Nott are high they're seeing Fjord dressed exactly how Travis is.

  • @Nortarachanges
    @Nortarachanges Před 4 lety +96

    1:45:02 “I’ll take ‘just barely’ today!” There have definitely been days like that in my life ^_^

  • @erebos426
    @erebos426 Před 3 lety +23

    Matt: You guys are now drowning.
    Group: Continue to cast verbal spells.

  • @SLorraineE
    @SLorraineE Před 2 lety +65

    It's cool how Marisha gets up on the chair to squat when she's excited about what's going on

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 Před 4 lety +143

    just IMAGINE if laura was sitting there

    • @bookb1tch837
      @bookb1tch837 Před 3 lety +7

      She would have *murdered* Matt for this.

    • @dsoul1305
      @dsoul1305 Před 3 lety

      it wouldn't have happened if she was there LOL. she would have throw the most stinky-eye. Travis would have slept in the couch for the rest of the year. LOL

  • @KazanNabeu
    @KazanNabeu Před 4 lety +333

    Fjord had a fragment of possibility he coulda used to reroll that challenge against Avantika. Use the dodeccccc god dammit!! Lol

    • @tiagoamador7198
      @tiagoamador7198 Před 4 lety +64

      He used it on a stealth check. when Laura gave him the blessing he had already used the fragment to succed on the check.

    • @alexanderseedorf486
      @alexanderseedorf486 Před 4 lety +22

      Fjord shouldn't have even needed to do the challenge. He wasted time trying to wrench the eye from his chest when it was obviously in the sword. This has confused me for a while now. The party keeps talking about him having the eye in his chest but if you go back and watch the episode, the eye showed up immediately on the sword when he did that. It obviously went through him and connected to his weapon since that was his pact. I don't get all of the challenges Matt has (like when Fjord needed to put his face in the water, I thought he needed to offer blood like Avantica did on her alter.), but this one seemed pretty clear.

    • @ChrisCold
      @ChrisCold Před 4 lety +37

      @@alexanderseedorf486 making him put the face in the water in the previous dream was a pretty smart set up actually, it should have been a hint to Fjord to dive into the pool in the temple like Avantika did (and he did catch on). As for him not figuring out immediately that he should put his sword instead of a body part, well, Avantika had her orb on her palm, which was obviously unusual to Fjord since his body swallowed it but it appeared on an object, and from what I understood the size of the socket or whatever it was where they needed to put their eye in, was comparable in size to Avantika's but the one on the sword was just a smaller version, so it naturally created a bit of disconnect there, you're just seeing it better in hindsight, and I'm sure Fjord will adjust too from this moment onward.
      You could also say that Caleb stopping Fjord for just a brief moment to warn him about the runes prevented him from getting there faster, but again, in hindsight there is always something to blame.

    • @bamcki991
      @bamcki991 Před 4 lety +1

      Fjord also got Relentless endurance

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy Před 4 lety +9

      @@alexanderseedorf486 spoilers I guess
      Matt said on Talks one time that the orb in the sword is more off a manifestation and that the real or was inside him all alone. This is confirmed later.
      (Stop reading if you're no caught up)
      When fjord looses the sword he believes he got rid of the orb but that didn't stop the minions of ukatoa to try and rip it out off him in episode 98(ISH)

  • @lozmaster6441
    @lozmaster6441 Před 3 lety +23

    I like to think that while fjord was having his "meeting" with the Captain, Jester was just pacing back and forth through the cabin the entire time

  • @thebrickler
    @thebrickler Před 3 lety +38

    Anybody says anything:
    Fjord: "Indeed"

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Před 2 měsíci

      *In my best Caduceus voice*
      Yeeaaahh. 😌🍵

  • @FunnyFany
    @FunnyFany Před 4 lety +393

    That chase sequence had _me_ tired, damn. Thrilling.

  • @isabellahopeferris-green2897

    Fjord likes girls with pretty accents... I can’t even begin to blame him.

  • @morganmcinroy4211
    @morganmcinroy4211 Před 3 lety +47

    Poor Cad is going to be as afraid of water as Nott at this point

  • @CatchThesePaws
    @CatchThesePaws Před rokem +13

    “Man, I’m getting some Twitchwood right now” Sam has the most gracefully timed jokes but it’s always with the grossest implications omg *wheeze*

  • @christopherbacon1077
    @christopherbacon1077 Před 4 lety +849

    So let me get this straight, while Laura was gone Travis cheated on her with Matt while everyone, including Marisha, watched.
    That's my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.

    • @rexmastersins9349
      @rexmastersins9349 Před 4 lety +78

      This is quite....tame.... for a fanfiction

    • @splatninja9447
      @splatninja9447 Před 4 lety +105

      To be fair, she married someone else last campaign.

    • @MindAndMyth
      @MindAndMyth Před 4 lety +63

      Splatninja and percy wasn't even a hot elf pirate.

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 Před 4 lety +49

      @@MindAndMyth But he was a hotter human gunslinger

    • @Shornaal13
      @Shornaal13 Před 4 lety +20

      @@bojackhorseman4176 Well that's, like, your opinion man.

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Před 4 lety +36

    Wow Sam as truly lucky to have so many wonderful friends and crew to help him with that stop motion commercial. Especially Hugh Janus. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a Hugh Janus in their life, but those who get to spend time with him no how lucky they are.

    • @TimStamper89
      @TimStamper89 Před rokem

      Mike Hunt had to turn a role down die to a busy schedule

  • @alecmitchell9912
    @alecmitchell9912 Před 3 lety +50

    Liam says “One die roll...” to Travis when Avantika reveals her new powers, but all Travis is thinking is “If Caleb hadn’t distracted Fjord she wouldn’t have gotten a head start”

    • @philipjwh2580
      @philipjwh2580 Před 3 lety +3

      Fucking absolutely

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 Před 3 lety +6

      Well he found the place to put the eye first, but was not fast enough figuring it out

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Companion92 If he was fast enough to catch up with her head start, he could've reached the chamber far earlier if Caleb hadn't stopped him

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 Před 2 lety +5

      @@danielcastillo591 True, still it was him not putting the orb fast enough in while she looked on that lead to him not getting it. Maybe he would have had more time for trying out when he had been there sooner, but she would have not been that far behind. She still would have been pretty close, when he fould the spot and still mind have gotten it before him

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Companion92 Touché