A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
Yep, stopped being a lawyer and became a debt collector for that reason. Base rate was just as much, but adding commission made 50% more and didn't have to work for free after 5pm.
You’re paying to get the job done. If he spent 2 hours, would still be $200. Also there’s a whole business aspect aside from the plumbing you have to handle
This is why being able to talk about your salary and wage shouldn't be taboo. It allows companies or employers to under pay for the skills required. The underpayment is why I started my own company, and it does wonders.
I know this is trolling but I’ve actually seen this and it’s hilarious how disconnected the education system is from today’s workforce and compensation
Ay man tbh u dont have to enroll colleges tho. If u need the knowledge for the career then yeah, but all in all it's optional. Given the broad range of jobs nowadays, formal education may not be the best option. But yeah. Ppl literally choose to be in college, its not mandatory.
This video hits deep. I have a PhD in cell biology. While I was a postdoc, I remember having a casual conversation with a butcher and found out he earned twice as much as I did. I started studying for IT after that and quit a year and a half later for an IT position that paid significantly better. Moral….don’t dwell on the sunk cost fallacy
@@MrSquishles exactly I started with mechanical engineering in college, but I was lucky to find that out early from a Freind who get hired from his first job in ny. He get payed less than $25, I tell her to become a stripper and flush her degree. Lol. Next semester I change my major
@@dontbemadatthemirror681 I wish someone told me how much my profession makes (architect). But fucking hell, it’s as sacred as holy trinity and the people I ask about in my internship don’t want to say and what they said to me was “don’t bother about the pay when you’re starting, just learn what you can”. Turns out, our starting salary was almost 250 usd/month (I’m in developing country btw so it really is low, but still lower compared to call center agent who don’t have a fucking degree). I only learned how much really is the pay when me and my batch mates got our first job. The worst thing is, some of us even got 150usd/month salary. They are really desperate for a job. And the working environment was not good either. I was working 15 hrs a day EVERYDAY back in my first job and quit after 1 month because of it. Now, I’m still unemployed.
Rollie55 imagine spending most of yo ur adult life just to be smart n have a better living for yoself just to see some kid who just makes dumb videos for an audience of ppl who enjoys that same dumb shit n finds out they’re making money off of it..... while getting payed more because of the sponsorship they have wit tiktok
@Rollie55 Why don't you get the point... You work your ass off all your life and got a PhD and some dumb kid who just dances in front of camera and makes more money is definitely depressing for those who value education...
"Easy money bro easy money!" "We literally doing nothing!" "We didn't have to go to school for none of this junk!" "Big money Will! Big money Will!" They just keep throwing salt on the wounds...
Pokimane: “$2000 a hour, bro! I just chat with simps and play video games. I’m not even good bro, I die like twelve times in two minutes on Fortnite and they still be giving $100 donations. You know how much they pay me to whisper dumb bullshit into a microphone on my ASMR channel on top of that? $5000 a video, bro, shit is crazy”
moral of the story: if ur gonna start a business, start one that helps people be more lazy.......dog watching,uber,food delivery, grocery delivery, amazon.
@@irontrunk2267 they’re saying when you start a business, saving people time and energy is what sells. Your employees who work under you aren’t gonna be making shit though you’re right about that.
Comparing a job to a business though lol. If you can convert some side project into a startup you can make wayyy more than 100k in comparison, especially if it goes unicorn. But also as a job if you manage to make it to Sr Engineer + as a Software Engineer you will double that really just from going to work and doing what you do. Most trades cap because there is only so much you can do as a single person, so unless you expand into business space thats all he will ever make, and it will decline as he gets older and can't take as many clients. But Hustle is Hustle. Do what you love to do is more important doing what earns you the most money imo.
If its any consolation I still think you're in the better place because of job security. Every company uses some kind of software, but being a hairdresser is a social word of mouth game. It's subjective as hell. I do wish I could braid though, that's like $30 an hour across the board.
On that second "nothing" with the boom sound effect, I watched 30 other videos and subscribed. I cried of laughter at some of these. It's been like 2 years since that happened. Also I'm Canadian. This is what I experience every time I meet someone who has my job, but lives in America.
@@amaanrehman1983 Hello amaan I dont necessarily have a job but own a freight transport company I've got 7 vehicles in my fleet not much but its growing I'm currently 29 years old, told my self I'd rather be the man then work for him.
Lol so true. I was making $25 an hour as a lawyer, not including the free work I was doing overtime. Immediately started getting 50% more when I became a debt collector with the plebs.
That’s simply because with being a doctor comes a fixed salary that only changes with promotions (if doctors even get promoted). Tik Tok stars however due to not having a fixed salary can make however much money they can score.
@@3sb175 If he really lives next to this kid; (and is probably a kid himself) he's not even going to understand the concept of money. Parents pay for everything and you live in some high end neighborhood. How would you even understand what rich is?
Fn LowRize bruh you can. Autodetailers and house cleaners if they work quick, they car charge 50-100 a car for a regular clean and average 100 an hour. Create a company and act like you work as a contractor, you might get tips also.
Or salaried employees while wage workers were getting benefits from the state. I make $700 fixed (after tax) and there were people making $1400 (tax) for working every day.
3 of us at my job had to keep working and fill the roles of like 6 workers who had to stay home. They all got paid in full to stay home and us 3 that went over our contracted hours and took on 3 times the amount of responsibility and work load didn't get shit for it. Should've just lied that I had the sniffles and got a paid holiday
Whats even better is that he probably thought that his whole life up until this point he was earning alot of money thats why people dont let others know how much they earning
If you enjoy this stuff I can tell you some other guys who do sketch comedy it’s honestly an art that died like 7 years ago and I want support to show up to it and revive the art form
from another point of view, the Ph.D. dude accomplished a lot. He got a deeper understanding of a particular field. Too bad our current world can't appreciate these and a lot more professions. I hope it'll change someday.
@@tightfoo wdym? I live in a country where a lot of universities are free and yet very well trained people have to go out and look for a well paid job in other parts of the world. Medics have to study so much and they get paid so little.
@@abdimalikelmi2853 Oh you'll stop feeling that way when you find out about our crippling inflation and 60-year-long economic crisis! But yes, education-wise, I feel quite lucky
@@JeffJaymes no, at most you can make 50$ an hour in California as an ibew electrician. If it's not cali installing lights and knowing how to put in circuits averages at 30 an hour. But that's with 5 year training.
Imagine working so hard in college for 4 years just to see someone who didn’t go to college make 70x more than you plus it’s something simple. Someone have to die for this
I mean people have this idea that if u don't go to college or uni u ain't gone make it , it's all about saving your earnings smartly so u got money to fall back on , also just don't trip that hard on shit if things aint work out , just pick yourself up and don't be scared to try something new
Don't be mad when I say this is actually a fact with most students. They go to college and sometimes only end up in a 401k working for the food industry making minimum wage. For years. It's Foul play.
Or road to opportunity, a lot of people don't ask for that raise until they learn their Co-worker or someone with equal skills make 20k more. Inspires people to step up their self worth
@@thalmoragent9344 Nah, because you have people who are cool but you try to hook them up but they miss out and on the other hand they don't want what you doing. Notice how the joke is that he did all that school work for pretty good pay yet other stuff pay more that take less effort, not that he wants the other stuff. Easy example, Sanitation in New York State, MTA metro or USPS, UPS or FedEx drivers or warehouse line. None of these require college but all start off at $20-$30 an hr with stability and build up over time. You can literally jump into these at 18-21 years of age instead of getting a Bachelors or Masters degree in 4-6 years and already have reached $70,000 annually in that time period at 24 or around 28 years old and that does not include benefits or promotions etc. The "real homie" will be like hey why don't you work with me? and the PHD guy will refuse stating he doesn't want that line of work or that it's not for him. Why did he go for the degree in the first place? a sense of accomplishment and the social belief that you MUST go to college to succeed. Nobody talks about state jobs or Tradeschool or small business start ups or free lancing which have way more earning potential and or easier start up. ie. Lenar himself would be in the category of small business as he built a comedy brand around his name. While you guys all talking about the real homie, he's literally doing what the guys in the joke are doing while you aren't and the other opportunities are already available to all of us, most just don't take it and go the college route because it's what is expected and nobody informed anyone otherwise.
Any major is fine as long as it’s relevant enough. The issue in the vid wasn’t the type of major it was the fact that he went for a PHD. A PHD is overrated tbh.. but a bachelors or masters works just fine
And It’s Like When You Touch Your First Thousand Dollars, You Start To Rethink Again Which It Causes You The Save, I Ain’t Gone Lie This The Type Of Video We Can All Relate Too
There was a girl I knew from HS that became a stripper and made more money than I did with my first job out of college, according to her anyway. I guess it was true because last time I saw on Facebook she went on to do other things in life, now she and her husband are still apparently doing well for themselves. I'm still paying my student loans off.
@Reb M Her parents are not rich at all and it's the reason why she didn't finish college because she's a working student and didn't have enough sleep. Almost all of the student in our School came from a poor background and gone too many crisis. I almost drop out too because of financial problems.
It can be..but if you can find a better way follow whatever opportunity pops up and roll with it.. just sacrifices comforts of today for luxury tommorow
Lol yeah, unless you finna be a some sort of doctor, astronaut, lawyer or something you'll genuinely enjoy, college is a great scam for digging a debt hole for most people.
"Go to college unless you want to flip burgers for a living." 15 years later: "What? You think you're too good to flip burgers for a living just because you went to college?"
I love how they kept repeating 'We ain't doing Nothing!' because that's the real dream out here. 😭😭 At $200 an hour.
@Mcrky ? man u really just link ur own channel 🤦♂️
tûmen sin people have to promote and grind on their Chanel’s somehow 🤷🏾♂️🙂
REV what’s the prob wit that
@@tryhard_gamer2368 self promotion basically contradicts itself now
33ovr but what’s the prob wit tgat
And then when he goes to apply for one of those jobs, they all tell him "I'm sorry man, but you're OVER qualified to work here!"
Underrated comment
Being over qualified is like existing too much, like wtf I'm supposed to do? A lobotomy? Modern society be playing with us real good.
B O N E S Lmaoo 💀💀
YOOOO!!! Truth!!
@@Lokeso 🤣
A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower.
After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00.
The lawyer, enraged, says:
“I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!”
“Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
@@ethancooley6659 Do you know what a bill is?
The plumber didn’t pay the lawyer. He handed the lawyer a bill that said the lawyer owed the plumber $200
Yep, stopped being a lawyer and became a debt collector for that reason. Base rate was just as much, but adding commission made 50% more and didn't have to work for free after 5pm.
You’re paying to get the job done. If he spent 2 hours, would still be $200. Also there’s a whole business aspect aside from the plumbing you have to handle
@@ethancooley6659 *insert curb your meme*
This is why being able to talk about your salary and wage shouldn't be taboo. It allows companies or employers to under pay for the skills required. The underpayment is why I started my own company, and it does wonders.
Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
It's not taboo. The people who decide how much you make tell you it is.
What's the name of your company?
What kind of company is it
Just start you own company if you don't like employers
"All I do is test toilets by taking a doo-doo in them"
"I make *$300* an hour"
Damn i gotta take a doo-doo
Wait while they watch because if so not worth at all
summoners age Nah you just wanna watch
My type of job
I make 2lbs
This the realist exchange ever, this better acting than movies.
This good too but look at Griffy too that some really realistic shit too 😂😂😂
Nex_Flex lennar needa be an actor someone sign this man he deserve it
I saw this then i just saw ".0. LENARR? IS THAT MY BOY LENARR? lmao
Raved sup yo
Big facks
I know this is trolling but I’ve actually seen this and it’s hilarious how disconnected the education system is from today’s workforce and compensation
Not really, people need dog sitters they don’t need professors in philosophy. Simple
Cause college is an outdated system/business for modern industry.
so much truth in this comment...
@@glenbuyer8738 perfect
Ay man tbh u dont have to enroll colleges tho. If u need the knowledge for the career then yeah, but all in all it's optional. Given the broad range of jobs nowadays, formal education may not be the best option. But yeah. Ppl literally choose to be in college, its not mandatory.
Don’t let them fool you, those couches are not that comfortable to sit on and you have to do it all day.
“I test out *mattresses* “
“For *1,000* dollars an hour”
Y'know...... If they were hiring I'd be the first at their door. XD
Imagine getting paid because you slept on the job bruh😨😨😨
damn how can i apply
Sigh me up were can I start xD
Im not trying to one up you but...
I just live
$200,000 every day
"Lenarr.. I test door knobs.."
"For like $400 an hour."
I would be surprised if he say “ bro I get paid a 1000 a hr to sit down and go to sleep” 😂 czcams.com/video/OyuAvGapEVk/video.html
You make 6000 a day. In a month that's 180000
JD Reid that’s pretty incorrect you aren’t gonna work for a full 24h but I’d say 8-10h so 4000 is about right
lmao
lenarr... I stand for $1000 l
like... idk
The man is dying, and they still trashing him, lol.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's the BEST part
This video hits deep. I have a PhD in cell biology. While I was a postdoc, I remember having a casual conversation with a butcher and found out he earned twice as much as I did. I started studying for IT after that and quit a year and a half later for an IT position that paid significantly better. Moral….don’t dwell on the sunk cost fallacy
Great posts, yet You have to wrestle with your ego to walk away fro all of your sunk costs.
IT is very boring
@@lukebradley7879 He did it for the bread not because it was entertaining.
What do you mean when you say "it"? The butcher job? Sorry, english isn´t my native language.
@@jeremyschonberger554 information technology
“I literally clean the dust of a light bulb for a hundred dollars an hour” This is how you crush a mans soul💀
They be tipping me too bro lmao
My boy dead ass jobs out there u can change them in stores like home depot n shit lmao n they can pay bread in the future loll
My question is how do you spend an hour cleaning one lightbulb 💀
My friend had a guy come over to arrange his wires at home... It costed him $700
Lmfaooo
How can Lenarr make it seem like he hasnt seen himself in ages 😂😭
He good at acting
It's not him tho... Like what you mean?
FR
And 4 times at that
MUKAShIII i hope no one says "YeS iT iS!"
"I clean light bulbs for $100 an hour"
Got me ☠️
"and they be tipping me, bro!"
Nah fr 😭😭😭😭
For $100 an hour that will be the cleanest light bulb they have ever seen 😆
How he doesn't ask then to arrange him a job interview like😭
Im licking that light bulb clean for 100 bro
This’s how a mechanical engineer feel when they meet with an internet influencers
Sad part is mechanical engineers are on the high end of engineering lol
@@Sinyao yep lol
I've met some that switched over to programming etc, y'all get robed.
@@MrSquishles exactly I started with mechanical engineering in college, but I was lucky to find that out early from a Freind who get hired from his first job in ny. He get payed less than $25, I tell her to become a stripper and flush her degree. Lol. Next semester I change my major
@@dontbemadatthemirror681 I wish someone told me how much my profession makes (architect). But fucking hell, it’s as sacred as holy trinity and the people I ask about in my internship don’t want to say and what they said to me was “don’t bother about the pay when you’re starting, just learn what you can”. Turns out, our starting salary was almost 250 usd/month (I’m in developing country btw so it really is low, but still lower compared to call center agent who don’t have a fucking degree). I only learned how much really is the pay when me and my batch mates got our first job. The worst thing is, some of us even got 150usd/month salary. They are really desperate for a job. And the working environment was not good either. I was working 15 hrs a day EVERYDAY back in my first job and quit after 1 month because of it. Now, I’m still unemployed.
"So what you do?"
*Oh I just breathe air*
*I make like $1,000 a hour*
$1000 a hour??? *has heart attack*
sounds like a uncomfortable death if anything went wrong on the test😂
For testing the air quality
I would be rich asl if that was a real job 😂
Bill gates. Elon musk. Michael jordan. Swear they wake up and make another 100k
it’s hella depressing when a 15 y/o on tik tok makes more than a Ph.D professor tho ngl
Rollie55 my man really asked why
Clipped 💀💀
Rollie55 imagine spending most of yo ur adult life just to be smart n have a better living for yoself just to see some kid who just makes dumb videos for an audience of ppl who enjoys that same dumb shit n finds out they’re making money off of it..... while getting payed more because of the sponsorship they have wit tiktok
@Rollie55 You just opened up a new world for me.
@Rollie55 Why don't you get the point... You work your ass off all your life and got a PhD and some dumb kid who just dances in front of camera and makes more money is definitely depressing for those who value education...
When u don’t realize that the world is set up just by supply and demand and not how movies portray shit
Yes there is now an oversupply of certificates and graduates
@@tayokarate at least in developed countries for now 😉
"Easy money bro easy money!" "We literally doing nothing!" "We didn't have to go to school for none of this junk!" "Big money Will! Big money Will!" They just keep throwing salt on the wounds...
More like pouring acid into his wounds
They don’t have to got school
Had me dieing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My man’s probably in debt to making barely enough to live and cover bills.
LOOOOL
When you study for hours and fail but your homies just guess and get 95s
I've been the one who guesses lol. Good luck.
this so accurate
Bruh I’m always be helping my homies they getting 90s cheating off me while I’m sitting here getting 70s
that's me
John B. Mckeller I envy you
Pokimane: "Lenar... i eat food live on twitch and i make.. 2000$ / hour"
Lenar: *Dead"
588 likes and no replies lool
For real tho.
Pokimane: “$2000 a hour, bro! I just chat with simps and play video games. I’m not even good bro, I die like twelve times in two minutes on Fortnite and they still be giving $100 donations. You know how much they pay me to whisper dumb bullshit into a microphone on my ASMR channel on top of that? $5000 a video, bro, shit is crazy”
I am the 1200th go like this
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
moral of the story: if ur gonna start a business, start one that helps people be more lazy.......dog watching,uber,food delivery, grocery delivery, amazon.
You found the key.
Since when does “Uber, food delivery, grocery delivery” make money? I make more shitting at work.
@@irontrunk2267 yeah right,I heard they do not even allow employees at Walmart to take a toilet break when they are on shift.
@@irontrunk2267 they’re saying when you start a business, saving people time and energy is what sells. Your employees who work under you aren’t gonna be making shit though you’re right about that.
@@jont2576 walcult strikes again...I never set foot in that hole.
“Im a stay at home mom and my husband hangs sausages in the garage on sundays, our budget for a new home is 3.5m. Welcome to house hunters”
LMFAOOO
😂😂😂
Is no one gonna talk about the fact how he’s cleaning a lightbulb for an hour
He gets paid by the hour
Thats gonna be cleanest damn lightbulb you ever done did see.
U stoopid
1 hr minimum
Got to make sure you get all the spots
I’m getting a PhD right now and this really hits home. PhD = Poor hopeless Doctor
Insurance making sure everyone get pay
Poor, Hungry, and Depressed
@@JK360noscope i will become a medical doctor
Well with that PhD you need to think of a business. Check Dr Boyce Watkins.
I’m laughing and crying on the inside because I haven’t started mine yet. I know it’ll be worth it in the end though
this is exactly how I feel, I JUST worked my ass off to become a software engineer, now I make $100K, but so does my homie who's a barber 😭
Comparing a job to a business though lol. If you can convert some side project into a startup you can make wayyy more than 100k in comparison, especially if it goes unicorn. But also as a job if you manage to make it to Sr Engineer + as a Software Engineer you will double that really just from going to work and doing what you do. Most trades cap because there is only so much you can do as a single person, so unless you expand into business space thats all he will ever make, and it will decline as he gets older and can't take as many clients. But Hustle is Hustle. Do what you love to do is more important doing what earns you the most money imo.
If its any consolation I still think you're in the better place because of job security. Every company uses some kind of software, but being a hairdresser is a social word of mouth game. It's subjective as hell.
I do wish I could braid though, that's like $30 an hour across the board.
Bruh what kind of barber is making that kind of money!? I call cap
@@billybob1831 maybe for rich people
@@billybob1831 A lot of babers can make that, but you have to charge like $50+ for a cut. Some barbers can make way over 100k if they charge more.
this is the most realistic conversation ive ever seen on youtube,good job
I thought this was a skit. Why are you just playing footage of my high school reunion?
F
Trueee
F
Fr
I'm so glad we don't have high school reunions.. shit would hurt
Dude is having a panic attack, and they won't stop attacking him
Sometimes the best thing you can do for your friends is attack them viciously so they rethink their life decisions and carve a better path.
Damn nice pfp
Lol
Akagami nice
lmao yeah
When I saw Lenarr break down, I forgot it was a skit for a second
Teacher here. Hearing these salaries?? Killing me!!! I’m in WRONG profession!!
I’m tired of accidentally scrolling down to the comments like they there
Same
Get this comment to 10k likes
Laughs in old android CZcams app
This new update with the comments wasn't neccessary
You'll get used to it
"I get $200 an hour from sitting down and giving thumbs up"
Female Streamers: Those are rookie numbers you gatta pump those up in this bracket
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
bruhhhhhh facts
LMAO 😂😂😂🤣
Nice wolf of wall street reference
On that second "nothing" with the boom sound effect, I watched 30 other videos and subscribed. I cried of laughter at some of these. It's been like 2 years since that happened.
Also I'm Canadian. This is what I experience every time I meet someone who has my job, but lives in America.
Nowadays this is what happens when you meet your old friends, everybody flex how much they make
I'm that guy 😎
@@davidmashishi2080 what do you do
@@amaanrehman1983
Hello amaan I dont necessarily have a job but own a freight transport company I've got 7 vehicles in my fleet not much but its growing I'm currently 29 years old, told my self I'd rather be the man then work for him.
@@davidmashishi2080 so basically youre a seaman
@@oooooo3820 re-read the statement.
TV makers: I make a solid $15 an hour:
TV Testers: *I make $1,000 an hour*
Game Developer: $1.99 per sale, 5000 sales
Game Critic: $0.99 per view, 8.9 million views
@@thatonedude-6819 game tester here I confirm this
@@MusicProducerGameDeveloper wow wait fr
@@MusicProducerGameDeveloper yo fr?
@@thatonedude-6819 Game developers make more than 1.99 per sale on average. But the game critic part is accurate.
"I work for a rich woman who pays 500$/h for babysitting her child."
Where she live
Awkward Kookie 😂
Kinda sounds like cap but since she rich it makes sense
That means youre rich too now
I don't believe you.
Lol so true. I was making $25 an hour as a lawyer, not including the free work I was doing overtime. Immediately started getting 50% more when I became a debt collector with the plebs.
What is a debt collector?
@@javierjp8549 working with credit card companies to call those who haven't paid their overdue bills
I bet the bar was crazy
Being a debt collector isn’t easy you gotta get used to people yelling at you on the phone 🤣🤣
25..?
This is one of the best ones you've ever made,.....
this is sincerely hilarious!
I feel bad for doctors who worked really hard when there are 14 year old tik tok artists making more
na we need more doctors/ ppl in the healthcare industry
Did you really just call them artists?
That’s simply because with being a doctor comes a fixed salary that only changes with promotions (if doctors even get promoted). Tik Tok stars however due to not having a fixed salary can make however much money they can score.
@@Monclerkam Aint that broken
@@yeet3385 ik shit just sad
When you make movies titles for movies like 'cars' and get 2000$....
That really happened?
$2,000*
The screenwriters paycheck
And “Up” lol
Jaws and saw
oh my ... Lenarr melting down the wall, crying pennies.
I adore your sense of humor!
Poor Lenarr.
The music, sound effects and timing were amazing. I actually loled.
Getting a college degree only to find out an 8 year old made 26 million rating toys 🤭
The funny thing is if your taking about ryan, that hes my neighbor and we not even that rich lol
@@nukediamondx what?
@@nukediamondx boy you better live in some high end Suburbs if you think his net worth isn't "that" much
@@3sb175 I know his net worth is a lot but his house isnt a mansion. I think mini mansion works better. But he probaly could afford a huge house
@@3sb175 If he really lives next to this kid; (and is probably a kid himself) he's not even going to understand the concept of money. Parents pay for everything and you live in some high end neighborhood. How would you even understand what rich is?
“I literally clean the dust off the lightbulbs for $100 an hour” 💀
I wish this shit was real 😂😂
Fn LowRize bruh you can. Autodetailers and house cleaners if they work quick, they car charge 50-100 a car for a regular clean and average 100 an hour. Create a company and act like you work as a contractor, you might get tips also.
Fn LowRize it lowkey is if you go to (white)right neighborhoods you can actually charge 50 bucks an hour to walk dogs or to mow lawns
Ik you from girlhefunny always in the comments first😂
Zelnik999 I restarted the video and read this and he said it at the same time
One of my favorites from Lenarr right here
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 one of the funniest videos I always come back to this and it cracks me up every time, thanks Lenarr 🙏
It be the weirdest ass jobs paying like that too. I be like “where these crazy ass jobs be when I’m broke?” 😂
Gotta plug in m8
you can make $300k a year from underwater welding
mg u also risking your life that’s why it pay so much lol
Facts
Really blue collar jobs or spend a lot of hours in class and reading and dealing with people's BS.
this is how Essential workers felt while everyone was on +$600 unemployment
Or salaried employees while wage workers were getting benefits from the state. I make $700 fixed (after tax) and there were people making $1400 (tax) for working every day.
fr I made $400 working for 40 hrs but my friend got an unemployment check 600 a week
3 of us at my job had to keep working and fill the roles of like 6 workers who had to stay home. They all got paid in full to stay home and us 3 that went over our contracted hours and took on 3 times the amount of responsibility and work load didn't get shit for it. Should've just lied that I had the sniffles and got a paid holiday
Fr
@@erikmorales4173 doing what. Youre getting robbed my guy
Whats even better is that he probably thought that his whole life up until this point he was earning alot of money thats why people dont let others know how much they earning
I felt this deep down in my soul!
Somebody give this man an Oscar - not just for acting, but directing and editing too
If you enjoy this stuff I can tell you some other guys who do sketch comedy it’s honestly an art that died like 7 years ago and I want support to show up to it and revive the art form
Facts
CalebCity
An Oscar? Dramatic much 🙄
ah yes, an Oscar for some jump cuts and reading the script
“They pay me a 100 dollars to clean the dust off the light bulbs” I’m weak 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Might as well get new light bulbs lmao
Farouq Alsalih ikr 😭😭😭😂😂
I was dead 🤣😂🤣
On the international space station lol
from another point of view, the Ph.D. dude accomplished a lot. He got a deeper understanding of a particular field. Too bad our current world can't appreciate these and a lot more professions. I hope it'll change someday.
it'll change when you don't need to go into debt for that knowledge lmao. get with it
@@tightfoo wdym? I live in a country where a lot of universities are free and yet very well trained people have to go out and look for a well paid job in other parts of the world. Medics have to study so much and they get paid so little.
@Facu Poelstra I envy you
@@abdimalikelmi2853 Oh you'll stop feeling that way when you find out about our crippling inflation and 60-year-long economic crisis! But yes, education-wise, I feel quite lucky
@@carrotsmokingapipe9415 jaja, donde vivía, Argentina?..
Awww that beginning is so wholesome
Friends meeting up after a long time
Bro if I could find someone that would pay me 50$ an hour to watch their dogs i would say yes without hesitation
Bro they gon pay you for like an hour and not consistently
@@radiationregister7473 exactly your not gonna be working daily for 8 hours making 380 like that your best of being a couch tester
facts im scared of dogs still gone say yes
Plot twist, the dog is possessed by Satan
Facts
“I literally clean the dust off of lightbulbs for a hundred dollars an hour. And they be tipping me sometimes.” Dead💀
You know when you read a comment right when the part comes up
@@tatendacalebharawa3390 Bro that litteraly just happened to me 😂
That’s that hurt 😭😭😭
Tatenda caleb Harawa same
Yo how did this happen to me too
Bruh...I swear this is the realist video Ive ever seen!! Facts!
“So what you do?”
“I got an only fans like I get paid $1,000 an hour AND I AINT EVEN GOTTA TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES”
I was waiting for this one 😂
“I just show my feet!”
@@MACKAVON Cute girls: I get money for existing
Underrated comment
Sample Text Yup that’s called allowance
This is what those entrepreneur ads make life look like
Right 😂
Lol it's true tho.Just ask twicht thots and ethots
@@edsonlapomarede6318 , they got nothing to do with entrepreneurship 🤷🏾♂️
@@acd6609 E-Thots are entreprewhores.
@@twistsnkicks facts
Ya'll trynna kill him. Stop tellin him how much ya'll make 😂🤣🤣
This man is a top notch actor/director. It was hilarious, but so dramatic and intense at the same time.
"I clean a dust off a lightbulb for $100 an hour and sometimes they be tippin like $50"
That had me weak asf😂😭
Is that a real job lmao this shit got me wonderin
JeffJaymes idek man we gots ta research
@@JeffJaymes no, at most you can make 50$ an hour in California as an ibew electrician. If it's not cali installing lights and knowing how to put in circuits averages at 30 an hour. But that's with 5 year training.
Imagine working so hard in college for 4 years just to see someone who didn’t go to college make 70x more than you plus it’s something simple.
Someone have to die for this
Funny thing is this aint no joke lenarr deadass on the mark😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I mean people have this idea that if u don't go to college or uni u ain't gone make it , it's all about saving your earnings smartly so u got money to fall back on , also just don't trip that hard on shit if things aint work out , just pick yourself up and don't be scared to try something new
@@eljefe9140 If its anything in STEM you need a university
Don't be mad when I say this is actually a fact with most students. They go to college and sometimes only end up in a 401k working for the food industry making minimum wage. For years. It's Foul play.
This made me feel so much better thank you
This is the greatest skit 😭😭
I'm crying from either laughter or just how hard this hits on the inside
How much you make Onizuka-sensei
I feel that sometimes
I feel you
I’m telling you 😫😫😫😫
I felt that Lolol 😂😆😊😌🙂🤨😒😞😟😫😩😭
“Went To school all twelve years, just to get a job selling donuts.”
It be like that
man thats crazy
“I ain’t with the minimum wagin, I ain't with the modern day slavery”
I laughed and then got sad cuz it shouldn't be like this
Rod wave said it best
this was perfect... and appropriate. thank you!!!
LOL this is literally the first video i've ever seen by you and it was hilarious!!!
The acting in this when hes pretending to be hurt and destroyed is A1
💯
I got u to 666 likes
I know . I was laughing so hard but hurting at the same time, hurting for him. I felt guilty for laughing so hard.
Its because its not acting...
As a young person, you'll only make this mistake once. Asking people how much they make is a road to despair.
You misspelled guarantee...
@@mrknowitall8336 bruh 😂😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Or road to opportunity, a lot of people don't ask for that raise until they learn their Co-worker or someone with equal skills make 20k more. Inspires people to step up their self worth
The charisma and acting abilitie of this guy is pretty spot on, you pretty amusing to watch. Spot on with how jobs work
yo, Lenarr jokes be hittin hard af bro😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 this here is a classic.
The next guy comes in.
"Yeah I get paid $1000 an hour to literally breathe"
😭😭😂
Where do I go?
Testing oxygen masks for the air force :P
That sounds like a Calebcity plot twist😭
bro, the lightbulb dusting industry is BOOMING rn
Ye
Love your vids
stfu up piano boy ,get back to making me laugh and envy you that at 17 i cant dance opon the ivory as well as you
I hear the balloon animal industry is booming
Thrasher is here 😂😂😂
Well done brother. I love this skit
I h8 to say it but this might be one of the most truthful yt vids rn
Now a real homie is supposed to hook him up after all that bragging
Real talk
Ong mike better hook lemar up with a dog walking job
Pfff, good luck with that today.
@@BigBossIvan
I mean, thats why he said "real" homie, the real ones will help you find that line of work.
@@thalmoragent9344 Nah, because you have people who are cool but you try to hook them up but they miss out and on the other hand they don't want what you doing. Notice how the joke is that he did all that school work for pretty good pay yet other stuff pay more that take less effort, not that he wants the other stuff. Easy example, Sanitation in New York State, MTA metro or USPS, UPS or FedEx drivers or warehouse line. None of these require college but all start off at $20-$30 an hr with stability and build up over time.
You can literally jump into these at 18-21 years of age instead of getting a Bachelors or Masters degree in 4-6 years and already have reached $70,000 annually in that time period at 24 or around 28 years old and that does not include benefits or promotions etc. The "real homie" will be like hey why don't you work with me? and the PHD guy will refuse stating he doesn't want that line of work or that it's not for him. Why did he go for the degree in the first place? a sense of accomplishment and the social belief that you MUST go to college to succeed. Nobody talks about state jobs or Tradeschool or small business start ups or free lancing which have way more earning potential and or easier start up. ie. Lenar himself would be in the category of small business as he built a comedy brand around his name.
While you guys all talking about the real homie, he's literally doing what the guys in the joke are doing while you aren't and the other opportunities are already available to all of us, most just don't take it and go the college route because it's what is expected and nobody informed anyone otherwise.
Funny part is this is actually real, got me spending hours deciding between majors
This is why you don't get a PHD, cause half the time you get paid half of a truck driver for doing heart surgery
just find something you love and put the work in. money gone come later
Any major is fine as long as it’s relevant enough. The issue in the vid wasn’t the type of major it was the fact that he went for a PHD. A PHD is overrated tbh.. but a bachelors or masters works just fine
Mike Watkins Jr Anything STEM will be worth it.
And It’s Like When You Touch Your First Thousand Dollars, You Start To Rethink Again Which It Causes You The Save, I Ain’t Gone Lie This The Type Of Video We Can All Relate Too
Homie fallin apart with facts, this one hits violently hard! 😂😂😂
I relate too much to this. Its like this guy has access to my brain cuz his content is usually shit I be thinking or dealing with.
Lenarr:"makes a vid"
Kid next house:"mom that guy is talking to himself again"
Me:babe this man copied again
I've seen this in so many videos before
😅😅🤣🤣
That person lil ass kids 🤷🏽♂️
This joke is already overused enough
Bro I felt this on another level 😭
Yo it’s Kyle exum !!
Oh hey.
Kyle tell em how much u make... 😂
Yo it’s Kyle!!!!
Yo lule
BRO THIS HILARIOUS AND SO SAD AT THE SAME TIME
this is the pinnacle of the meme comedy sketch
Bro to tell a grown man “they hoein you!” That shit hurt my soul fibers.
faxxx
Truth
😂😂😂
Why
Silence weeb
I felt Lenarr’s soul tear when that dude said his job just cleanin dust off light bulbs for 100 an hour
😢
There has to be more to this job right? This can’t be all it is. They gotta climb 50 feet in the air or sum? Two days a month? What is this job?
😂😂
@@error8119 rightt lol its job out there like this tho smh
He tests out samples of air to see if they're good quality
Man this is my favourite vid on damn it youtube bro 😂😂😂
I felt this so hard. Degree in hand and most of my friends that don't, make so much more than me.
The fact that this is really accurate shows how broken society is 😂
Pretty much only America tho, at least, for a 1st world country.
@@davidmuniz1479 It's everywhere. I live in the UK and it's basically the same
It’s not broken there’s just a lot of high paying fields that are overlooked that don’t require an education.
Teesoar (Road to 1K) fr college is a waist of money tbh u just gonna end up in depth too if ur not rich
@@breezybearwaters What fields? I'll gladly go to them.
True Story:
-Our classmate who never finish college is the only person who is rich among us. 🤣🤣
That hurts 😭😭
Sounds like Rich Dad Poor Dad where Robert’s Rich Dad drop out of middle school and now owning a couple of skyscrapers
There was a girl I knew from HS that became a stripper and made more money than I did with my first job out of college, according to her anyway. I guess it was true because last time I saw on Facebook she went on to do other things in life, now she and her husband are still apparently doing well for themselves. I'm still paying my student loans off.
@Reb M Her parents are not rich at all and it's the reason why she didn't finish college because she's a working student and didn't have enough sleep. Almost all of the student in our School came from a poor background and gone too many crisis. I almost drop out too because of financial problems.
Kathleen Abbu Saguinhon what does she do
This was so well done I loved it 😂✌️💯
The captions on this are wild 😭😂
Imagine just walking in his house randomly and see 4 Lanards just talking to each other
Tha shit be crazzzzy
😂😂😂😂😂 LENARRRR
#LETSGOOOOO
That will be the best day of my life
😂😂😂
Making all that money cleaning the dust off of light bulbs 😂 czcams.com/video/OyuAvGapEVk/video.html
2:32 when your dad says your report card came in the mail:
That happened to me today
Ong
A dad? I wish😔
Underrated
Mom for me. She’s lowkey more terrifying
The highest paying job iv ever had made me feel like i lacked a soul and curse the fact i even woke up alive for my shift.
Damn!!! When he laying down on the floor at the end I feel that shyt. Story of my life 🤣🤣🤣
“College is your best option”
The people I’m surrounded by:
It can be..but if you can find a better way follow whatever opportunity pops up and roll with it.. just sacrifices comforts of today for luxury tommorow
Lol yeah, unless you finna be a some sort of doctor, astronaut, lawyer or something you'll genuinely enjoy, college is a great scam for digging a debt hole for most people.
"Go to college unless you want to flip burgers for a living."
15 years later:
"What? You think you're too good to flip burgers for a living just because you went to college?"
My ass.
if you do tech related jobs