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I told you Trippier was WASHED😮

Gotta bad feeling about tonight we're starting games poorly and missing key players, typical Newcastle to fuck this up i reckon.

3-1 win for us

Better man than me Matty travelling with a manc. I couldn’t do it. I’d rather walk in the rain. Hope it’s a great night for NUFC. 👍👍👍

Ten haag gets it far too easy he hasn't developed one player they've all got worse they have no playing style and llhes lost the dressing room and big characters more than once....bad tranfers picking Antony of kudos and manged both previously brought in tl2 garbage goal keepers he's had a blinder

Not only a Geordie Manc but full vid discussing Man U! Come on Matty!

I would rather get the bus, than go down with a man u fan.

Sounds like you've got a jet engine matty🤣👍⚽

Goes that taxi go to London

He doesn't sound like a manc..

That’s my Uncle John with the Saudia too 🤣

Hope we get a result at old trafflood.

A dude with a thick Geordie accent who’s a Man Utd fan is strange to watch

I loved the Arsenal fans reaction to the old Trafford flood- don't go chasing waterfalls 🤣🤣🤣

Four nowt, we're ganna absolutely batter them

We won't have a better chance than this to beat manure at their place. Get stuck in from the whistle and run at the defence, open them right up like a tin of sardines. 😂😂😂

kudos for driving down with th enemy lol i cldnt do it wor kids a livrpool fan and i watched one game with him that was enough lol . i hope ya drive backs a happy on lol TOON TOON

Why does the other lad call big Joe: "Joelint-on" like they are two words? It's Joelinton man! 😂

Yes yes gaffa... Enjoy ur swim going for a 4.1 win...

You have to love those AI generated images 🤣🤣🤣

3.1 gordan first goal like

got to keep tag haige great managers need time simple as that

A draw at worst and Chelsea loose we can still get Europe

100% Southgate will be in charge of Manure next year, Ratcliffe and Brailsford will see to that. Also think he’ll be as tight as Ashley aswell, good businessmen tend to be tight with their expenditure, but we’ll see.

Man u fan push him out car 😂

You should’ve got the train 😂

Fast start from Newcastle I think 2 goals in the first 10-25mins

I know he's your mate, but I'm always disappointed in someone when I hear they are a Manu fan with a Geordie Accent

“The theatre of streams” 😂😂😂 brilliant!🤣

My score prediction Man U 1-Newcastle 3 hopefully 🤞

i,ll neveer understand how a geordie can be a manure utd fan..

Steve bruce can step in

A merch idea matty. Old trafford inflatable armbands

1-3

Geet up Renty!! Biggest game of the season!!

Don’t forget your floaties mate!!! 2-0 the toon HOWAY THE LADS!! Enjoy the match Renty son

Chiesa sesko

Perfect Signing..

surely you cant give a 'back up centre back' 100k a week lads ? wouldnt that be the bottom bar going forward for swuad players .. youre saying hes approx worth 12m What would Gordon or Barnes automatically be on 🤔

Tosin or any player we get in have the chance to be the team that finally brings that first trophy in such a long time and become legends at Newcastle. Be worshipped by an adoring black and white horde. Whereas no matter how well you do at Man U, you will always be a pale shadow of Fergie's wonderkids. Unless they win the treble😅

I can honestly see Chelsea beating us to Europe. They have hit form at the perfect time. I don’t see them dropping any points and I could see us dropping points. It would just be our luck after being knocked out the cup at in the dying seconds by then to be lose Europe to them right at the end.

Are YOU SURE he's going to manue? Or just bollards 😂

That nose blow almost blew out my ear drums 😂

Its got Dan Ashworth written all over it...

And it begins .. we wanted him but he went slewhere ..why talk about a playercwe want and say he wants to come ...and if a player picks man utd over anyone then hes not a loss

Evening mate hope you're doing well ❤️‍🩹

Revelation Young Hall and Miley

Gordon player of year, bdb unsung hero, flop miggy no football iq

Dream signing Florian Witrz

I can confirm they are making the blue and red kit.