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1:56 your inner Homer is showing...

"Men only want one thing and its disgusting" What men want:

Time to get off the rock and roll.

That 366 days later and shall pose the question "so is it till midnight tonight or am i good to skedaddle?"

And so begins our unexpected journey.

I need more of these ❤❤❤

Fork thinks this is the beginning of a amazing adventure

Argonian maid PoV

Thank you

I long journey huh? Plenty of time to win you over to my cause with witty conversations and tales of my heroic deeds. You won't stand a chance. Lets carry on my wayward lizard. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful CZcams algorithm demons, and get you the recognition you deserve.

"This lizaed Lady is so nice" 2:48 "....Well, she hasn't called me a smooth skin yet."

Twisted desires? I just made extra chicken, you want it?

She underestimates me. I'm not only illiterate in lizard scratch, but in all forms of written communication; I'm consistent.

Wait, I get to marry a dragon queen and live like royalty? Heck yeah, I'm fine with this!

Oh boy and nice 💚💚👌

💚May have gotten off on the wrong, but I'm glad you're willing to guide me.💚

I didn't know they made chainmail hoodies.

You kinda do gotta cut her some slack, she sees a human in her rock is like seeing someone take one’s food from the fridge 😭🙏

4:24 superb delivery w a t

"Let's say I do take you through the swamp. What's in it for me?" Hug

This is a great series I love it

This is very interesting. Will there be a part 2 coming soon?

Outstanding work!

We can both lay on this rock together

imagine the second part comes out a year and a day after this one-

Going to buy a can of corn and ending up with two yanderes is just a normal Tuesday afternoon in the vanilla velvet universe

I don't know if I'll find Obi Wan, but I'm certain I will have made a new friend by the end of the journey!

The jokes on you Anti- Rush! When you tripped me, you saved me from getting hit by a runaway baby stroller. After you splashed all that puddle water one me, I was able to save my boss' beautiful daughter. Oh and the woman that you sent all those horrific texts to was a total gold digger. She would not leave me alone until you sent those texts. Finally, these gaudy plates were a gift from my mother. Bless that woman's heart but these pieces of porcelain are not my style! I finally have an excuse to buy the plates I like. So go ahead and follow me around! I was a bit lonely anyway!!

Ok, call me weird, but how do you grow a crush on someone you don't know in person or what they look like, and all you know is their voice ( lovely BTW) that's a problem I have, HELP!

I don't even know what to say lizard girl, cults, sunning rock there's gotta be some kinda connection between it all

"No longer certain that one ever does win a war, I am" 🦎 -grand master yoda from the Clone Wars tv show

Princess: And why, pray tell, do you wish to court someone you know nothing about? Me: Giant fish Titteeees~~.

Concentration is vital, you must be one with the rock.

This audio is so fun! Just gorgeous. I’d love to see a conclusion to it- we’re pulling for you, little human! ❤️ Get you that big cuddly reef GF

😂😂😂😂lol she is a puppy

I actually got upset when the video ended. I need a happy conclusion damn it!

This is the most realistic asmr 🤣

Here's my chance to see if the cold blooded can blush

You want me off your Rock? I didn't know you had your own Dwayne Johnson! Where can I get one? Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

ITS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED!

Actually, it's my rock. The planet and the image. YOU get off of my planet!

I don't see this working out with the lizard girl. I like my room at a reasonable 68. (Fahrenheit, for all you non American).

Amazing Audio

Ha jokes on them not only did I volunteered as tribute also I'm relatively good a counting I can read I can cook I can hunt but I'm guessing that's not a problem for you and I happen to know magic

I live and love you Goddess. I pray you luve and live me.

This is an excellent wife right there.