Yandere Cave Girl Kidnaps and Keeps You! [F4A] [Strangely Wholesome?] [Stuck in the Past]
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- čas přidán 22. 02. 2024
- You time traveler. You land in past. Yandere cave girl see! Yandere cave girl like. YANDERE CAVE GIRL KEEP.
[F4A] [Cave Girl Speaker] [Time Traveler Listener] [Prehistoric Setting] [Yandere] [Strangely Wholesome] [Kidnapped!] [Stuck in the Past] [You are... with friend...] ["Wait, how does she speak English? How do I speak cave girl?" shhhhhhhh] [She's a himbo, no I will not explain myself] [This is both gloriously stupid and silly; I do not apologize] [Rain] [Jungle Ambience] [Fire] [Night Ambiance] [Beware of Snu Snu]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: GoldenProxy
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
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I don't think I can talk my way out of this, she doesn't look like the type to cave in.
Good one. 😂
PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOHOHOHOHOHO
@@KayarIsPro brook?
You will be given a death by snew snew
“Oh well, husband it is.”
~A Wise Knight~
Thog agree. It best not argue Thog.
I wouldn’t mind a cavewoman wife
@@VanillaVelvetAudiohappy wife, happy life.
She has such a way with words.
Thog poet and not know it.
Wait... Is she the 5 time Poetry for Neanderthals World Champion?!?!
No. Thog never make it to finals... v.v
💚"Mash other things?" Oh I hope Thog has a good healthcare system for me then 😅💚
For-profit insurance not invented yet. You get best possible care. - Thog
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I trust you, Thog if I fall ill. 😅💚
Well, if childhood cartoons taught me anything, it's time to secretly assemble a complicated new time machine out of rocks, sticks and assorted plants
Whelp, there's definitely worse planets to crash land on. It's tropical, the ground's not made of lava, and the locals are friendly enough and... primitive to say the least. And for the record, I don't care what Obi Wan says, a crash landing is still a landing!
It could be worse. It could be a sand planet.
Hng. Thog like sand. This dealbreaker?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Oooh, Traumatrigger. Guess if he rents cave, Thog is the "Sandlady" of the property. Bet she makes a mean sandwich, too🤦🏻♂️
Ani couldn't sand it for long.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio "I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere."
A jedi? Here?!
😂 Script writer here! I really liked this audio Velvet, especially the bits you added. You really improved on my original version of this and it came out much better. Wonderful job you’re scarily good at playing a cavewoman.
I got a script idea lol
@@koolklik2129 we all do.
Great and funny script dude
@@TribalChiefJ I can only take credit partially! Velvet added a lot of dialogue and scenes to it that made it all the better.
It got me into playing Poetry for Neanderthals again. So glad the club is inflatable. 😅 Otherwise I'd be bumped one.
The "Friends" reference stole my heart
Not to sound like a caveman myself, but..
Minute me hear “could me BE anymore caveman?”, Me say: “Ah. Thog know good thing!”
Get you a girl who can instantly go from, "Like, oh my gooosh, did you see what she was weariiing?" to, "Me Eddie the Yeti, me all confused," because that demonstrates her intelligence level is constant. 🤭
HEY! I resemble that remark! :P
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Just kiddin', Vel! It takes brains to yandere as well as you do! After all, most people don't know how to make a square knot; all good yandere can make square knots!
"I'll never give in, no matter how many times you snu snu me, I definitely won't die!" -for sure non-unhinged listener
I wasn’t expecting that voiceee💀I think you could do every voice and still sound adorable, no one can change my mind.
How is Brit doing?
@@blueboi4983 right now she’s in the shower when she is out I will ask her ;)
Ironically, this is the most intelligent conversation I've had in a while. I bet you had fun trying to coming up with cave person dialogue for this one! ^^
She may be a keeper. I've dated worst. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
"All female born after 60 Million BC no hunt mammoth, all know is charge phone eat hot chip and lie." -- Thog
@@VanillaVelvetAudioThog not Thot. I will teach you so many good things you no know yet
I knew Yandere's come in all shapes and sizes. But i was not expecting this 😂
I love how well you're able to show her emotions and her character in her dialogue, and how in spite of that she still communicates better than most people.
And judging by those last two lines she can be pretty clever when she wants to.
I'm a sucker for characters with broken speech as they can be quite charming just with that. If I was stuck in the past and she was the only human willing to help and stay with me, I'd take it no questions asked. Oh and given it's a Cavewoman she'd likely be a strong woman, which is also a plus in my book. Time to take a trip on the *Silly* side of Yanderes!
She has Unga bubgad my heart
I love The I love Lucy reference
I'm so happy to hear that! It was an adlib, and I was like, "This is so stupid, but it's also too funny not to include" and I hoped it would hit as intended. ^^
Me need cave woman to smash rocks with and discover fire
Out of all the voices I Expected her to do I WOULD NEVER have guessed shed do an unga bunga voice it had me dying of laughter! Great amount of voice acting range !
Funny. I'm working on a woolly mammoth lesson plan so this is perfect!
And I'm a time traveler? Ah come on lady, I just want to rescue some Ice Age animals for Prehistoric Park.
I see what you did there. But you'll have to bring her back to see the world together. Or stay In the full grip of the ice age. It's paradise if you ask me.
This is the first I've heard of a cave woman audio. I love it.
I’d be very interested to see a sequel, don’t many Cave Girl audios (or at least not many I could find)
This is definitely the first cave girl script I've ever seen! Clearly, I had to jump on it.
"HIMBO"!?
When I first saw the title, I didn't even consider it was going to be a cavewoman. I thought it was just some rando living in a cave.
Gosh I'm always so impressed by you. How can you voice act soo many different characters so well? Like the characters you voice are so different yet you're voice acting fits then perfectly! Idk how large scale media compamies haven't snatched you up yet.
Youre prehistoric speech is do deep,so cool
Love it ❤
PLS POST THE BLOOPERS FOR THIS VIDEO!!!! We must hear it.
Here's what that sounds like: half an hour of me giggling and saying "this is so stupid, my joke was so stupid, I love this, it's soooo stuuuupiiiiid."
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Me thinks Van smart.
This video was really fun to listen to! Excellent work as always, Velvet!
Glad you enjoyed it! I had a lot of fun with it. I'm glad you did too!
I have a funny feeling Bumped One will soon become Humped One ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thog about to invent traction for broken pelvis.
Death by snu snu
Ayyo!🤣
Ah, a return to "simpler times"
thanks so much for the audio vel Thog seems like such a fun character. Hope you had as much fun voicing them as I did listening
My pleasure!
If she wants snu snu, she gets snu snu
Well she sure has mastered fire! This one is great Vanilla! A bit different but I loved it
I will have to say this is some pretty awesome voice acting, definitely felt the determination for this role.
Glad you think so! I had a lot of fun with this one, which I think is obvious. ^^
Mash face... then mash other things
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mash potatoes, mash salad, mash the buttons on shiny fur, mash coffee beans, mash cave invader... then mash bumpy... whole program.
YES! Holy shit this premise is amazing! You keep putting out an awesome story after the other! 🥳😎👍
It helps that there are so many talented writers who let me lovingly mangle their scripts!
Wonderfully done again. Cave girl cute .I like.
That was very wholesome
This is the funniest shit ive ever heard lmao
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I really wanna keep up with the every day comments but ive been busy and tired lmfao
“I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!” - Chowder
I like Thog. We mash face more. I'm very impressed that you were able to keep this up for the whole time. Wonderful audio
Haven’t seen enough cave girls. This is awesome.
What a wonderful birthday gift!! How did u know i liked cave girls❤️🐛
Great job with this one! love it!
Thank you! Cheers!
"You stay, we mate"
Stannis: We gotta do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty
I don't belong in the present anyway. Staying in the past with her (if it's the full grip of the ice age) will be my happy fantasy come to life.
Same, as long as I could do it without my health conditions 😊
I just realized what this is. This is just Ayla from Chrono trigger sweet Cave Wu gets to help me beat up reptile monsters
I was definitely thinking of her the whole time! ^^
Nice reference
What the hell did I just listen too?....OK....I just got called a twig...
Good audio
You must've had so much fun and so many laughs with this one.😂😂😂
You did well as a cavewoman, Velvet. 🙂
I could listen to hours worth of this.
Never thought in my entire life I would be listening to this bruh😭 you definitely died laughing making this velvet
Me not sure how feel about this?
Well, only live once!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
How many times did you laugh while making this?
Oh, WAY too many. I absolutely laughed myself sick in spots.
I reaaaaaally hope we can get her to the present! Sure its A LOT to learn... But we'll get throught it!
I absolutely love Thog, she is the best girl!
finally got down to watching this, it made me giggle, it reminded me of a character i do sometimes in my day to day life, i call him Thudd (because that's his favourite noise) he has several other cousins i used to do sometimes too but i forgot their names. Brilliant audio!
I believe the scientific term is "herbo" the woman equivalent of a himbo
Hmmm.
I think I'm sticking with Himbo. While I looove Bimbo/Himbo, I find Herbo/Himbim etymologically unappealing. I'm a dork with weird pet peeves, though, so...do what ya want!
This must have been a blast to record 💀
His pelvis did not survive the night.
We love Herbos. We love to see it!
Oh boy and awesome 👌 ❤
Thank you!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you are welcome 👌
Really curious to see where this story goes it really peaked my interest
Honestly cave girl is amazing 😊
Dang. This rp is funny.
I hoped it would be!
Meet cute: So easy, a cavewoman can do it.
There is no need to keep me! I am made of Pepsi.
You sound like you could pull off the best Futurama snew snew cavewomen impression
Now I understand what the Zombie GF meant...
I like the way Thog thinks.
You sound like Lee Kanker from Ed, Eddie & Eddy and I like it 👍🏻😂
I can literally picture her doing this to Eddy 🤣🤣🤣
Can we admire the fact that thog is now a fan of friends 😂
Always wanted an Amazonian partner. Close enough!
Hear that, Thog? You'll do!
"YAY! ...do what?" -- Thog
She's strangely cute...
I hoped she would be!
I mean, I like her videos and all, but...
How the hell did I manage to watch this whole video?
Lmao that friends reference
Oh well, if I have to wait several cycles until the guys at galactic Federation notice and send a rescue shiplet, at least let's make it an active outdoors vacation)
Fun! Camping.
That was a great role play of a Cavegirl.
What if you would do a ASMR to of a Jungle Girl?
Eh, I think it'd basically be the same thing, honestly! The jungle/cave girl tropes are very close cousins, thematically.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Hmm, that’s a good point. 😊
I've never heard of a cave girl audio but this sounds interesting. Now when she kills people is it with a club or a sharpened rock or a tooth
Please make more part :)
Maybe Part 2 will have The Time Machine get Fixed and Bring Thog Home. :3
Captain caveman forever
That's not how you say it. CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEEMMMMMMAAAN
Accurate
Hindsights 20/20, I think you know you went overboard with the cave girl dialect.
This is a Ooga Booga classic 🗣️🔥
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one 🪨
Perfect Girlfriend.
Why cave girl have better vernacular than I? Cave girl big brain, big muscles, and can do attitude.
Edit...damn that friends reference just got me lol
Thog go Cave Girl Finishing School. Learn all the finer points of good conversation!
@VanillaVelvetAudio meanwhile I'm over here in college, still eating glue.
good
Thanks!
I can't quite get if the cave story was a nod to Croods
But if neko goes back in time and creates a present of anime cat people then does that mean genetically modified humans will be the future aspiration?
Loved this would love to see more cavewoman ❤
love cave girl
hug cave girl
let cave girl hug me.. me bring food for cave girl
Thog is cute and funny xD
Hitting the club the old fashioned way
I'd probably have indoor plumbing and a refrigerator by the end of the month. Teaching Thog to speak proper English to pass as another stranded time traveler to the rescue team might be... more time consuming.
We in the death korps of krieg try our best to remain in shape but trench digging can only do so much
Hmm. Try life heavy boulder? Train to failure work for Thog!
Dude she learn English then technology we are screwed!!
*PoV character if I wrote this:* Stranded in prehistory, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home... A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas.
I wouldn't call her yandere. Being the fact she was ready to let you go. If anything just clingy. Really loved the story tho the cave speak made me giggle and they tale was cute
Not sure if I quite understand the concept of a yandere. Thog just didn't fully grasp the consequences of her actions and once she realized, she tried to flee the subject of her infatuation rather than trying to possessively dominate and bring more suffering.