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6 years later it’s worse 😭😭😭😭😭😭people are so overly positive here to an extent that it feels like they are all granny bots

Don't listen to this guy, kids. He's just jealous.

How does youtube not allow you to just put in complex edits. Like wtf.

Deswegen stichst Du ja auch angenehm heraus ;)

Well said Matthias. I have a love-hate relationship with sort short form videos, but I will always be a loyal viewer of yours because your long form videos are interesting, informative as well as entertaining

This is very dangerous, don't do that. Oh I'm so irrrritatled!!! (not really) |8-)

Wise.

Can you make a video where your bring the lathe up to full speed, AND ONLY THEN attempt to insert the chuck key? Sounds kinda engaging!

Matthius! You are a genius. I love your healthy disdain of all things "important". ❤️ 😅😂

I know what you mean! I used to watch your videos religiously but now I don’t watch much CZcams (nothing to do with you). I still love my homemade jointer though!

Not to mention leaving the lead screw engaged then starting the lathe on max speed, that will wake you up quick!!!.

Just the sight of the key in the chuck without a hand on it triggers my sphincter.

Ah, the good old Cunningham's law!

Some say juvenile, I say genius

Dont waste peoples time big boy.

Sneaky. 😂

It's crazy that you're speaking to thousands of people without even wearing a helmet and gloves. Wow talk about irresponsible

Do not leave the chuck key there it is very dang.... Oops, never mind.

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would a metal chuck chuck a chuck key further?

just seconding the sentiment below from many comments: we need the testing series where you measure the velocity of the key, to unlock even more viewer engagement

My grandpa left the key in his lathes' chuck once. Only once and no more grandpa. It didn't kill him, he died from old age years later but still. It really makes you think.

Merry Christmas from Freddy Beach! Hope you have a good holiday.

how far could a lathe chuck chuck a chuck key if a lathe chuck could chuck a chuck key?

You're right Chucky is a scary movie.

Yup! Too funny!

You're joking, but what if youtube algortihms are actually, in a roundabout way, teaching people unsafe working practices? Since a video showcasing unsafe practices gets better engagement, and thus, more promotion?

That’s where I keep mine…

Also on that little lathe the chuck key will hit the ways so at most half a turn and then itll stop and those direct drive have no torque at low speeds so it would juat stop and probably pop the fuse. Nice way to farm the safety police comments lol

How dare you use your tools how you want to! You have to listen to the mob!

yes many youtubers these days are intentionally making mistakes to draw comments. go for it

But ... But.. think of the children! The children!!!

REEEEEEE

I think Diresta has already taken this approach on a lot of his shorts....typically involves a tag line of don't do this or something similar

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Noooo, you can not do that. My uncle of a uncle of my grand grand grandfather died because his wife beat him up with a chuck key

Indeed, 😅 I’m beginning to understand the whole thing myself thanks 😅

Ah yes, the SS (Safety Sanctimony) squad strikes again. There's also the TS (Tool Sanctimony) squad. If you want to get "engagement" from them, then use your calipers--even cheapo ones--to scribe layout lines. You can get similar results by laying a hand plane on its sole instead of its side when you put it down. Both things drive the TS squad absolutely nuts. Tools for them are more than mere implements . . . they're sacred amulets of the god Hephaestus. Being simple-minded, they also continue to believe the pontifications of their school shop teachers or the scare tactics of their first shop foreman when they were apprentices. Incite them when you can.

Absolutely! Mine came with a spring thingy, so that it would push itself out of the hole. Super annoying, so I cut it off, because as you said, the lid also has to be down 😊

I’m convinced this is how howies machine channel became so popular.

Aaaaahhhhgggggg, you left the chuck key in!!!!!!!

Boosts engagement

Shop teacher quote" Key in the chuck......you better duck!"

Me before clicking the video - "leave it in the chuck that'll draw them out in hordes..." 😂😂😂

How much metal would a metal chuck chuck?

I'm disappointed you didn't turn it on.

Infuriating the user base to hack the algorithm. I think you should spread abrasive dust all over your ways next.

Magicians catch bullets in their teeth all the time,I can't see what the big deal is about catching a relatively slow moving chuck key in your teeth 🤣

That is so dangerous!!!!!

You're definitely onto something here.

Common sense says that you should read ALL the comments, before you post your witty masterpiece... the reality is that when a video has tens of thousands of comments, you will probably only skip through it, and take your chances of doubling up.